Speaker 1: Well, good morning Melbourne. It is eleven to nine coming
Speaker 1: up on Nova one hundred after.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna say Chapel Rhon. I love that song.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Mollie Melgrim After nine this morning.
Speaker 3: You didn't reference who it was, and I think it's
Speaker 3: because you walk scared you were going to pronounce it incorrectly.
Speaker 3: And she has ripped into people pronouncing her name incorrectly.
Speaker 2: I haven't in the other song, Chappelle, it's trapl ron.
Speaker 1: We don't. I'm thank Moving on from Rage after nine
Speaker 1: this morning, your chance to win Nova's cash Car and
Speaker 1: a Star, a brand new car twenty k and a
Speaker 1: trip to New York to see choice of varn that'd
Speaker 1: been nice.
Speaker 4: That would be very nice.
Speaker 1: If you fear the boys bring something up with me
Speaker 1: over the weekend regarding yourself.
Speaker 2: Oh what have I done now?
Speaker 1: Someone asked they saw a video of our show, and
Speaker 1: they asked if it was a stitch up or if
Speaker 1: it was true?
Speaker 2: What's in my handbag? When you went through it?
Speaker 4: Because you were speaking, said that's the video.
Speaker 3: You are freaked out by what's in your wife wife's handbag?
Speaker 3: You refuse to get anything out of it, and I
Speaker 3: want to go through mine and see if there's anything
Speaker 3: interesting in there.
Speaker 4: And it was not a stitch No, that was not
Speaker 4: a stitch up.
Speaker 1: That's what I told him at the pub. I'm like, guys,
Speaker 1: that's exactly what she harries with her every day. If
Speaker 1: you missed it, take a listen. This is what I
Speaker 1: found in Lauren's handbags. The first thing I'm going to
Speaker 1: pull out of the hairbag is a miniature handbag, cold
Speaker 1: and flu panded old wrappers.
Speaker 4: Yeah, blimb, sip the whole box.
Speaker 1: What's in here?
Speaker 4: I can't even open the lashes?
Speaker 2: Seaweed, seaweed snap.
Speaker 1: More your a flexible hairspray, receipts for the taxis man?
Speaker 1: What's what? Little?
Speaker 2: Oh that's a bronzer?
Speaker 1: Why do you need two bronzes? The car key?
Speaker 2: I was looking for that tea bag bag, tea bag.
Speaker 1: Or your rocker. She's carrying a tin of tuna. Head phone,
Speaker 1: hide your lights?
Speaker 2: What you found? Fresh geatre? You never knowbod you're going
Speaker 2: to need that.
Speaker 1: She got socks as well. A baby dummy.
Speaker 3: That must be my Niece's all true.
Speaker 2: You never know when you're going to need a snack.
Speaker 4: Anytime I've been never know when.
Speaker 2: You're going to need clean socks because your ankles are cold.
Speaker 1: Anytime I've been out with you five seid, I need something,
Speaker 1: you go.
Speaker 2: I got it every time. Women, we're good like that
Speaker 2: every time. Yeah. Look, I have two extremes.
Speaker 3: I have a hamdbag like that, which has one of
Speaker 3: every single thing anyone could possibly require any kind of
Speaker 3: situation which or emergency, including a spare pair of under.
Speaker 1: It's been very good meaning for me in the past
Speaker 1: is like can you hold my Carkie?
Speaker 2: You got a spare g stringles? I find I haven't
Speaker 2: blacking that one on tonight.
Speaker 1: Like you hold my carkis and stuff.
Speaker 3: I've either got that size hamdbag or I've got ones
Speaker 3: that are so small my phone doesn't even finish.
Speaker 1: What's the point. It's just for fashion because.
Speaker 3: It's cute, my lip glossal fit and I might take
Speaker 3: that and something random I don't know, like a pen.
Speaker 2: You never know when you need that.
Speaker 1: Sure, Guy Sebastian post a photo of himself ever in
Speaker 1: ballet with the family Bali Bali.
Speaker 4: We're trying to make it more up like a bougie
Speaker 4: way to say he was in Balin.
Speaker 1: With a man bag. Now, how do you think i'd
Speaker 1: look with a man bag.
Speaker 3: No, that's midlife, christis territory. My dad's been carrying a
Speaker 3: man bag like a sash sash that what would you say, satchal, satchel, satchel.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, dad, what's in there?
Speaker 1: You know? I don't think like a laptop satchu. I
Speaker 1: just think something sort of like you know.
Speaker 2: It's like a mini sachel.
Speaker 1: Yes, a mini satul.
Speaker 3: No, you can't have one of those. You're a backpack guy,
Speaker 3: firmly in backpack territory. But it is like a women's haabags.
Speaker 3: It's handy because you can carry things around all the time.
Speaker 3: You would be surprised what you could find in different
Speaker 3: women's handbags.
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty four ten. Yes, do you think this will
Speaker 1: shock me?
Speaker 2: They won't shock me, but it might shock you.
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 2: What's the strangest thing?
Speaker 1: Yeah, warn Hamburg, what are you carrying in your bag? Yeah? Lawrence?
Speaker 2: Are you packing?
Speaker 1: Lawrence? Got tuna, a dummy and a G string. That's
Speaker 1: a wild Friday night right there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you pack it?
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty four ten. Is our number might be yours?
Speaker 3: Hate you might be your partners. We just can't believe
Speaker 3: that they carry that around with them.
Speaker 1: In return, I got a two hundred and fifty ol
Speaker 1: like Q two vouch chaff you to experience Melbourn's restaurant,
Speaker 1: Pascal Bar and Grill. It's a cracking spot.
Speaker 4: It is, you'll love it.
Speaker 2: I've had many a cocktail up there.
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number. Oh that's what
Speaker 1: else we found. You're in Viculne, you're in Visulm. Is
Speaker 1: at the bottom of the back.
Speaker 3: That one in the bin. That must have been an
Speaker 3: old one. I didn't realize I was carrying that around.
Speaker 3: But thank you for clearing out my handbag.
Speaker 4: Thirteen on the radio.
Speaker 2: I appreciated it.
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty four to ten from Tuna in a g
Speaker 1: to what else have you got? Melbourne? Now?
Speaker 3: Jace was shook when he went through my handbag the
Speaker 3: other day. We were talking about how you won't even
Speaker 3: if your wife says, Dug, can you get my keys
Speaker 3: out of bag?
Speaker 1: It is the one thing I refusee. I just do
Speaker 1: not fish for anything in a handbag.
Speaker 3: But we're just not like I could stick my hands
Speaker 3: in my bag and I would know exactly what to find.
Speaker 3: Where to find it that like I could do with
Speaker 3: my ashes over there?
Speaker 1: Is it the same bag that I went through?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay, having nothing's gone in or out of it, different.
Speaker 1: Hand in the bag. Eyelashes you're pecking are sorry? They're
Speaker 1: the one the one thing, the one thing.
Speaker 3: Because actually when you went through my hair bag the
Speaker 3: other day and you were like what cease? And I said, oh,
Speaker 3: it's false eyelashes, a makeup artist had only given them
Speaker 3: to me the day before.
Speaker 2: And then I thought, actually I've remember to take them out.
Speaker 1: Let's go to Meg intended morning, Meg morning. How you
Speaker 1: going good? What's in your bag?
Speaker 5: I have a jar of organic beeft Bone Bros.
Speaker 3: That you carry around with that exactly you can just
Speaker 3: pull it out whenever you need it.
Speaker 6: It is.
Speaker 5: It's just there on the go all the time.
Speaker 2: I bet I know.
Speaker 3: Is it that off the bone one that's so good?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no, no, there's many different brands. That's the brand.
Speaker 4: And yeah that's.
Speaker 3: Because you can just take a scoop out and put
Speaker 3: it in a cup of hot water and you've got
Speaker 3: a meal.
Speaker 1: She just from me. My wife carries around a salt grinder.
Speaker 4: Yes, she does love salt.
Speaker 1: We'll be in a restaurant and she'll opened the handbag.
Speaker 2: But did anyone ever tell lou that every restaurant has salt?
Speaker 1: But sometimes, you know, if you have like a little
Speaker 1: takeaway sandwich on the road or something like that, and
Speaker 1: you're like, there's no salt. Oh good, I.
Speaker 2: Got Is it one of those electric ones with the.
Speaker 4: Torch on it?
Speaker 1: No, because if it went off in a handbag, someone
Speaker 1: thinking somebody.
Speaker 4: Else, idea Lizzie in loy.
Speaker 1: Is he good? How are you hi?
Speaker 6: How are you guys?
Speaker 1: What you carry around your handbag?
Speaker 6: It's my partner because she carries around a bottle of
Speaker 6: sauce and a cat collar.
Speaker 3: I get the sauce because question collar. It's very much
Speaker 3: like your wife wanting salt on everything. Some people like
Speaker 3: hot salts.
Speaker 1: Let's park the sauce for a second and focus in
Speaker 1: on the cat collar.
Speaker 2: What's that about.
Speaker 6: She thinks that if she finds her love in a cat,
Speaker 6: that it would just come to her and then she
Speaker 6: can just you know, how about her throwing hang.
Speaker 1: On, she's cooked?
Speaker 3: Say that again. If she finds a stray cat you
Speaker 3: mean yeah, or if she just finds another cat walking
Speaker 3: down the street and she goes that one looks good.
Speaker 3: I'm going to take that collar off and put a
Speaker 3: new on it.
Speaker 6: Well, like we were in saying killed her the other
Speaker 6: day and there was a cat roaming around the street
Speaker 6: and she thought that if she gets the cat, then
Speaker 6: she can keep the cart in the collar.
Speaker 2: Yeah, fair enough. You put a collar on its.
Speaker 1: People out there? There really is, isn't there. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: need to get out of that relationship as quick as
Speaker 1: you can. You talked about red flags in a relationship.
Speaker 1: That is a red flaggy. Run as quick as you can.
Speaker 2: We just do strange things. We're prepared for any situation.
Speaker 2: She's prepared to get a pet.
Speaker 1: Let's go to Geelong. Can I be a gap? Hello?
Speaker 1: Carrying any bag? Hi?
Speaker 5: Well, I've got two pairs of weightlifting gloves and the
Speaker 5: reason for that is one is covered in nappy cream
Speaker 5: and I've just gotten to seat them out my bag.
Speaker 2: So you've had it there forever weight lifting?
Speaker 4: Did you say?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Did you used to wait lift?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Well I do.
Speaker 5: I'm pretty active, but I think amongst my bag, Lauren
Speaker 5: is my spirit animal. There's tuna.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of things.
Speaker 2: You never know when are you going to need a snack.
Speaker 1: Or bench breass. You just got to be prepared or
Speaker 1: a fresh pair of undies?
Speaker 2: Do you carry them around to?
Speaker 1: Absolutely? How you yourself?
Speaker 3: You just never know in what situation are you going
Speaker 3: to need?
Speaker 1: Two years old, I've never had to change my underwear
Speaker 1: as an adult.
Speaker 2: Oh mate, you need to.
Speaker 5: Just get fresh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree, you ain't living. You ain't living.
Speaker 1: If that's living, I don't want to live.
Speaker 4: It's late this morning, good morning.
Speaker 1: H What are you carrying around in your bag?
Speaker 3: That?
Speaker 5: I have a really big bag with lots of compartments,
Speaker 5: so no one's probably ever going to get to this one.
Speaker 5: But I have a little tiny of some of the
Speaker 5: ashes of my dogs.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, yeah, just so just not all of what
Speaker 3: was the dog's name, Ralph?
Speaker 2: So you don't carry all of Ralph around.
Speaker 3: You've just got a little heavy a little zip lock
Speaker 3: of just a part of Ralph.
Speaker 5: It's just like a little tiny like yeah, a little
Speaker 5: tiny glass jar with a cork on it and very
Speaker 5: little and is Ralph?
Speaker 2: What sort of dog was wrong here?
Speaker 5: He was a jack Russell fox terrier.
Speaker 2: Looked like a back of a.
Speaker 1: Whippet broken down over different handbags or is it the
Speaker 1: one jar that moved from handbag to handbag.
Speaker 5: I only have one handbag, so he comes wherever I go.
Speaker 3: And how long ago did did Ralph not elf? Sorry
Speaker 3: Ralph rip? When did we lose?
Speaker 5: About just under three years ago?
Speaker 2: Three years ago?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I mean you're really.
Speaker 5: Keeping us Ralph? Yeah?
Speaker 4: And do you look at it?
Speaker 1: Where's the sorry, where's the rest of Ralph? If there's
Speaker 1: on a little bit in the back.
Speaker 5: Yes, the rest of him is like it sounds silly,
Speaker 5: but next to our fishcake in his inner container, to
Speaker 5: the fish but.
Speaker 2: The pets are all together.
Speaker 5: Alive.
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, well but just be careful because the stuff you're.
Speaker 4: Feeds very flaky.
Speaker 3: It looks like, yeah, al do you have a partnership children?
Speaker 2: Do you have any?
Speaker 5: And my husband.
Speaker 2: And did they know that you carry Ralph around with
Speaker 2: you everywhere?
Speaker 5: My husband does. Yeah, and my kids don't because I
Speaker 5: don't want them to get it out.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, you don't also carry a salt
Speaker 3: and pepper grander around to do because you wouldn't want
Speaker 3: to mix them up. No, there you go.
Speaker 2: L So I told you women were cookie.
Speaker 1: Do you talk to Ralph come here back? That would
Speaker 1: be weird, That would be weird too, would be weird, right,
Speaker 1: that is it? That would be weird.
Speaker 2: I love that she's always got Ralph with her.
Speaker 1: That's it. We are getting out of here. Ah, the
Speaker 1: Lovely Meltressena is coming in next.
Speaker 2: Good morning now, oh, good morning god.
Speaker 1: What's in your hairbag? Now?
Speaker 2: A good question. I'm too scared to put my hand in.
Speaker 4: Yeah, or love one.
Speaker 2: You'd be surprised. It's a bit of a lucky dip sometimes,
Speaker 2: isn't it.
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, but definitely the canter tuna always you never
Speaker 3: know when you need to snap.
Speaker 1: Do you carry underwear as well? Or is at ault?
Speaker 2: I think I'm going to do that now. A great idea.
Speaker 2: It's brilliant. You're welcome. I've got a spare pair if
Speaker 2: you ever made it. Thank you.
Speaker 1: This is a it's twenty twenty four. I think we
Speaker 1: can do exchanging underwear with fellows
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