Speaker 1: On over one hundred.
Speaker 2: Well, good morning, everybody. She is cold.
Speaker 1: It's freezing. It's inappropriately cold, Melbourne's appropriate. It's just like,
Speaker 1: it's just not it's.
Speaker 2: It's so cold, guys, we've had a good run.
Speaker 3: It's cold.
Speaker 4: It's cold because it's going to be blue skies like
Speaker 4: it was beautiful outside.
Speaker 2: Here we go, grants in the weather wagon.
Speaker 1: Is that what I thought? We're talking about the weather?
Speaker 2: We were just you start.
Speaker 1: With the weather, and anytime I add in a comment,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm just I'm just having fun about you being an
Speaker 2: expert in the weather. That's all.
Speaker 3: She's a retired expert.
Speaker 2: So it's a cloud cover.
Speaker 3: No, it's a lack of clouds.
Speaker 2: Lack of clouds. Right, But I've annoyed it now I
Speaker 2: can tell.
Speaker 1: It's just the same gag every morning.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you want it?
Speaker 1: It is this everyone.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to say anything neither.
Speaker 1: Play song. It's frosty in here like he was outside.
Speaker 2: Play song, Jack, Do you want to cuddle?
Speaker 1: No, don't you dare touch me.
Speaker 3: It's icy.
Speaker 2: Two degrees at my place in here, much colder two
Speaker 2: degrees in my place. When I got up the heater
Speaker 2: couldn't keep up.
Speaker 3: It's I slept with the heater on.
Speaker 2: Or that do you have because you've got the electric
Speaker 2: blanket and you've got the what's the new one.
Speaker 3: Called grounding sheets?
Speaker 2: Do they counteract? They can? They both be on the
Speaker 2: same news.
Speaker 3: I've taken the electric blanket off for the grounding sheet
Speaker 3: because I haven't got enough plugs to need a powerboard.
Speaker 1: They couldn't operate it once anyway, surely not fire.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think you want all those wires go
Speaker 2: on to your bed mate. They can't be safe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, bad idea.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just might need an old school rug.
Speaker 2: Do people still use.
Speaker 3: Probably if it's me? Yeah, what the what do you
Speaker 3: call them? The hot water bottles? I've got one?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: People would yeah, I think so. Not with an electric blanket.
Speaker 2: No, do not do that.
Speaker 3: They're sensational when you're sick.
Speaker 2: I was trying to explain to the kids yesterday about
Speaker 2: a waterbed. Their minds were blown. What do you mean?
Speaker 2: And I'm like, yeah, it's like you just float.
Speaker 3: People would still have them, would' they can you still
Speaker 3: buy them?
Speaker 2: We spoke to Water's.
Speaker 1: Actually very good for backs. Yeah, people with injuries, very
Speaker 1: hard to.
Speaker 3: Get in and out of them though, isn't it question?
Speaker 1: No idea, I've never seen one.
Speaker 2: Can you warm up the water sounds like a spar
Speaker 2: bed more just like so then that way would be
Speaker 2: like you're in the womb. I think that's what it's
Speaker 2: supposed to recreate.
Speaker 1: Don't know. I don't one.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be a fun morning, gon lucky man, a
Speaker 2: Brina carp let's get into it. This is Nova. Good morning.
Speaker 2: Everyone's a Brina carpenter. Just go on six past six.
Speaker 2: You are on over one hundred. Can you paint a picture?
Speaker 2: It is Jason Lauren clint here as well. Yeah, loves
Speaker 2: what He's.
Speaker 4: Going to be out there all morning. So we've got
Speaker 4: a claw machine. It was the one thing we wanted
Speaker 4: when we started.
Speaker 1: We wanted ski machine. Yeah, skill tester with merch in it.
Speaker 2: They were like, finally got it. Do you guys want
Speaker 2: a qualified production team? We're like yeah, yeah, yeah, but
Speaker 2: we want a skill tester.
Speaker 4: We want to couch and we want a skill tester.
Speaker 4: So we got a skill tester. After how long have.
Speaker 1: We been here?
Speaker 4: A year and you're in a bit, you're a bit
Speaker 4: and I'm not sure someone's tried to put the merch
Speaker 4: in the skill tester.
Speaker 1: And the first thing, how did the hat get there?
Speaker 1: There's a hat wedged in the hole, but it hasn't
Speaker 1: fallen down the hole, so it's disabled the call.
Speaker 3: It's like when you see the new stories of the
Speaker 3: babies getting stuck in the skill test.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, be.
Speaker 3: Careful to produce it. To be careful because you might
Speaker 3: get stuck.
Speaker 4: So he's now trying to go up through the hole
Speaker 4: for there is he's trying to go up through the
Speaker 4: hole to get the hat out.
Speaker 5: I've got a coat hanger attached to my hand which
Speaker 5: has formed a hook which is trying to pull on
Speaker 5: the hat to come down through the lap.
Speaker 4: Now there is a key to open the skill the
Speaker 4: producers or Brody where's the key?
Speaker 6: And I colleague need has the key and he's on
Speaker 6: holiday in the Philippines.
Speaker 1: He got the key in the Phillippee.
Speaker 3: I believe he has a key with him.
Speaker 2: And what if we had a baby stuck in there?
Speaker 2: Right in there?
Speaker 7: Ah?
Speaker 3: Now what just just for everyone playing at home. This
Speaker 3: is for our guests when they come in and they
Speaker 3: can have a hoon on it.
Speaker 2: Right, that's right, it's full of merch.
Speaker 4: Okay, so we didn't try to see if the merch
Speaker 4: fit in the floral down the hole.
Speaker 3: Good things in there like bottles and some socks and some.
Speaker 2: Drink bottles gonna get stuck for sure.
Speaker 4: You know, when I went to Tokyo, there's like there
Speaker 4: are claw machine venues that are like five stories high,
Speaker 4: just of craw machines. Have you ever seen those in Japan?
Speaker 4: They're like, hang on, we go again, let's sake.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 4: Is it true that you can control the group's strength
Speaker 4: to make it stronger or weaker?
Speaker 2: Yes, you can, and that is very weak.
Speaker 1: That should be strong. We want the people to get exactly.
Speaker 2: Because remember my son Hudson sold all these Pokemon cards
Speaker 2: and bought a skill tester and the guy, the guy
Speaker 2: said when he boarded off him, he can control. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he goes at the moment, it's set for one in
Speaker 2: every thirty five.
Speaker 3: It is it is that a hair scrunchy in it? Yeah,
Speaker 3: for the hair scunchy.
Speaker 4: That's not that's not our merch birds just put their
Speaker 4: hair scutchy in it.
Speaker 2: I think it fell out when she was feeling the machine.
Speaker 3: Because he got it.
Speaker 1: We need to make it. We need to make it strong.
Speaker 4: It's just like next time it cheer comes in, you know,
Speaker 4: we want him leaving the inn over bucket.
Speaker 3: Hat do the kids get stuck in those things?
Speaker 1: Well, it must be bigger than that because that's a
Speaker 1: small hole.
Speaker 2: You used to be able to crawl up through the
Speaker 2: price shot, through the hole, through the whole, through the shot. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so you reckon.
Speaker 1: It's one every thirty five, not like the actual grip strength.
Speaker 1: It's got nothing to do.
Speaker 2: You set for how many claw attempts until you get
Speaker 2: a winner, and then if you watch it, the claws
Speaker 2: really like it's it's weak.
Speaker 3: We should put a large amount of money in there
Speaker 3: and get a listener to win, win it all.
Speaker 2: That's not bad. Great for radio. Don't shake the machine.
Speaker 2: It's just gone six break.
Speaker 1: Imagine if filled the glass breaks.
Speaker 2: Still to come this morning your chance to win your
Speaker 2: way a Buruno Mars in Las Vegas. Plus we've got
Speaker 2: five thousand bucks up for grabs as well. This is
Speaker 2: no over. Good morning. Talking budget a little bit later
Speaker 2: on oh state budget, State budget, State budget.
Speaker 4: Take it exciting The benefits people get from the state budget.
Speaker 3: Well, well, for instance, the free travel, the free public transports,
Speaker 3: which is coming out there's that, but there's also a
Speaker 3: bit of controversy about State Parliament today. We're going to
Speaker 3: get to a bit later, but there's going to be
Speaker 3: a massive protest involving Victorian farmers about the fire services
Speaker 3: levy which is being imposed.
Speaker 1: Farmers are having a hard time in Victoria. I feel
Speaker 1: for the farmers.
Speaker 2: Are we going to catch up with one later in
Speaker 2: the show, but is going to cause a bit of
Speaker 2: heartache around the city traffic wise today, so be aware
Speaker 2: of that.
Speaker 3: But first, I love a steak night. Actually, we all
Speaker 3: love a state night, don't we love it?
Speaker 4: Yeah? And they're like, there's good steak nights and then
Speaker 4: there's the state nights, which is like the crazy runouts
Speaker 4: where they're just trying to get rid of.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
Speaker 7: Jason always asks me what sort of steak do they
Speaker 7: serve your State night?
Speaker 3: But I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't mind a rump if it's done right.
Speaker 1: Right, because what's a state Night's like twenty five bucks?
Speaker 3: If you're anything above thirty, it's not a true steak night,
Speaker 3: is it. I love Bitspenny and.
Speaker 1: It's meant to be good. It's yeah, normally what thirty five?
Speaker 1: And then steak with.
Speaker 2: About four or five pieces of rocket on the side,
Speaker 2: and it's their way of offloading the overstock.
Speaker 4: Well, that's what you said, That's what I was saying.
Speaker 4: Some dodgy places do that, but most places it's pretty good.
Speaker 1: It's very competitive, you know what.
Speaker 2: I like having options not for steak. You know, it's
Speaker 2: cheap anyway, but when you go to a pub and
Speaker 2: you get options for sites.
Speaker 3: Well, the potato can lift the steak. You know, chips
Speaker 3: are pretty stock standard. If you get a potato grattin
Speaker 3: or a scullop potato is that the same, by the way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just a French name.
Speaker 3: It can really lift the dish.
Speaker 1: You're not serving up potato steak night chips and salad.
Speaker 2: With steak nights when we set but East Boundary, Like,
Speaker 2: you pick your steak, then you can go to the potato,
Speaker 2: but that's on a normal right then you can get but.
Speaker 1: I don't think they do thatak. They're just trying to pump.
Speaker 3: It's mass.
Speaker 1: Get them out, get them out, chips and salam Yeah.
Speaker 3: The reason I raised it is because last night Andrew Dillon,
Speaker 3: the AFL boss, God love him, he was courting four coaches,
Speaker 3: well not courting them.
Speaker 1: He was saw this.
Speaker 3: He was asking them for feedback about the health of
Speaker 3: the game or the state of the game.
Speaker 1: Hate the builder's arms in Fitzwah.
Speaker 3: Yes, is it a good State night? Twenty five dollars
Speaker 3: steak night? There right now in attendance Brad Scott of course,
Speaker 3: the Essenon coach, Alastair Clarkson from North Melbourne, Simon Goodwin
Speaker 3: the Melbourne coach, and Chris Scott who is the Geelong coach.
Speaker 6: Was Laura Kane there, Laura Cain was there. So it
Speaker 6: wasn't just the meeting of the mines. Basically he's after
Speaker 6: feedback on, as I say, the health of the game,
Speaker 6: but a whole myriad of issues, including that triview panel
Speaker 6: and soft cap and ra.
Speaker 1: If he's taken you for a steak night though, like
Speaker 1: he's taking you to the cheap State night, you'd be
Speaker 1: going up the wine list and getting the good red
Speaker 1: on the box.
Speaker 3: The boss is paying the AFL. I mean they've got
Speaker 3: their raking in the cash these days. I would have
Speaker 3: I would have wanted an invite to buddy, what's our
Speaker 3: favorite place in the city? Mason?
Speaker 1: But hard so, you reckon, he should have gone.
Speaker 2: He should have gone, Yeah, you know what, we'll get
Speaker 2: your sides like the price of sides get Yeah, they
Speaker 2: can at We went out for breakfast the other day
Speaker 2: and it's like, I'll just get a side of bacon.
Speaker 2: There's a seven bucks and I don't need enough bacon for.
Speaker 1: The tawn just to get bacon with your steak.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, just like we went out for breaking
Speaker 2: But I'm just saying, when you're on the sides and
Speaker 2: stuff you chuck on hash Browns, it's well, do.
Speaker 3: You know what's good value? The broccolini is always good value?
Speaker 2: Yeah, when they did a little roasted almonds.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah at steak night or with breakfasting.
Speaker 2: Broccolini with the site of eight deep fight hash Where where.
Speaker 1: Do you reckon? Is the best steak night in Melbourne?
Speaker 2: Clint?
Speaker 1: You are a regular at steak Nights?
Speaker 3: I am. I'm a regular at Union House in Richmond.
Speaker 2: They we must did you know? Maybe our production guy.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's an official website. He follows the
Speaker 2: steak He runs a group like Steak Nights.
Speaker 1: Do you run it?
Speaker 3: What you've got an Excel spreadsheet?
Speaker 8: I don't run it. But we've got a little WhatsApp
Speaker 8: going on is involved.
Speaker 4: Okay, so where's give us? Give us your top three highlights, producer.
Speaker 8: Or I need to break out the spreadsheet. But there's
Speaker 8: definitely have I guess there's a few, there's a there's
Speaker 8: a good one in Q.
Speaker 1: The The other side of Q.
Speaker 8: Is that I need to consult the spreadsheet with me
Speaker 8: on the other side of the break from the dump.
Speaker 1: He doesn't want to he doesn't want to reveal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no, I'll tell you what We'll go.
Speaker 1: You serious, You can't tell us you need to consult
Speaker 1: the spreadsheet. Isn't that Formal's.
Speaker 8: Got a lot of steak nights. I've got it. There's
Speaker 8: a top three, but we've got to go by the ratings.
Speaker 8: Got them average ratings for all of them.
Speaker 1: It's time to shine.
Speaker 2: We'll go to a break, we'll check your latest in
Speaker 2: news and then we'll reveal the top three best steak.
Speaker 1: Nights according to produce agree. Have you what part of it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Many in the group Spinny Dog.
Speaker 8: It fluctuates, but there's about maybe six to eight.
Speaker 1: Oh, they're going to say five hundred.
Speaker 3: There's a lineup to get in.
Speaker 2: Melbourne's best steak Night.
Speaker 1: It's judged by six to eight people in Melbourne shall
Speaker 1: be out of the listeners to it.
Speaker 2: We'll go there next. Yeah, third A twenty four ten
Speaker 2: If you want to throw in your two c on
Speaker 2: the WhatsApp Best Steak Night ALP and give us a ring. Hey,
Speaker 2: we mentioned before the break one of our production team
Speaker 2: maybe takes his job very serious. Not this one, the
Speaker 2: one he does during the week.
Speaker 3: No, not this one.
Speaker 2: Absolutely not him and a large contingent of steak eaters
Speaker 2: have got together in Melbourne and put together Melbourne's Best
Speaker 2: Steak Night list. Maybe can we go through the criteria please? Ah?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean there's there's It's mostly just about the
Speaker 8: steak itself.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: Now there's six to eight people in this Steak Night
Speaker 4: judging circle.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 1: So there's what a steak and sides? Is that what
Speaker 1: you judged on?
Speaker 8: Look, the sides matter, but the most important part is
Speaker 8: the steak. You ever do good sides? We'll go a
Speaker 8: long way in the point.
Speaker 3: What about the sauce?
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, yeah, sources affected. It's about the whole package.
Speaker 2: So what's backed in the source? Yep?
Speaker 8: So you got the sides? You know, how good is
Speaker 8: the salad, chips, sauce? Sources up to the individual, but
Speaker 8: you know it does. It's very important and it's it's.
Speaker 3: Got to be good.
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty fourteen. If you know where the best steak
Speaker 4: night in Melbourne is. But according to our experts, our
Speaker 4: list of which we haven't had any contribution to, do.
Speaker 6: You award hats like chef Hats Michelin, they would steak night.
Speaker 8: No, there's no uniform for steak night.
Speaker 2: Okay, So coming in third place in Melbourne.
Speaker 8: Which h third place, I'm going to give that to
Speaker 8: its turf Bar. It's fantastic steak night and it comes
Speaker 8: into the cheapest of all of our steak nights. It's
Speaker 8: in the city.
Speaker 1: And where is it in the CBD.
Speaker 8: It's in the CBD fifty exactly.
Speaker 2: Put that in your chart.
Speaker 1: What's called turf bar?
Speaker 3: Turf Bar.
Speaker 8: Yes, it was much I believe it was twenty one
Speaker 8: or twenty two dollars cheap, yep for the steak and
Speaker 8: it was a good steak for that guys.
Speaker 2: All right, okay, number two, Uber.
Speaker 8: Two, Number two. I'm going to give that to Bonnie Bar,
Speaker 8: which is out in Fitzroy. I believe Bonnie Bar had
Speaker 8: pretty good steak. It came pre sliced the steak, which
Speaker 8: is a little bit controversial.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if it's a big Yeah.
Speaker 8: However, the one of the selling points for Bonnie Bar
Speaker 8: was in fact that it did come with bottomless fries.
Speaker 3: Oh that's good.
Speaker 1: Oh that's like what the French that's good. The straw
Speaker 1: A lot of friend restaurants out, Yeah.
Speaker 8: Very very strong added a lot to that. Normally the
Speaker 8: sides are not a big factor, but that definitely bought
Speaker 8: a number two points. I think that was mid price.
Speaker 8: I think it was about twenty five or twenty Take.
Speaker 2: Notes, bruh, number one, No, he doesn't. The number one
Speaker 2: steak night in Melbourne. What do you go?
Speaker 8: I got a tie? Do you want me to just
Speaker 8: pick one?
Speaker 1: I give us the tie?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 8: Cool? So that the og number one was one called
Speaker 8: the Oxford Scholar in the city that.
Speaker 1: Is across the road from r MIT.
Speaker 4: And that is the reason I failed university because some time,
Speaker 4: all my time with Nick Carr and Jimmy Watson at the.
Speaker 3: State and the lecture used to do to any steaks
Speaker 3: your time.
Speaker 1: We were never there at night, were during the day.
Speaker 1: We'd roll out of there at about four pm.
Speaker 8: Oxford Scholar was our original number one, holding the position
Speaker 8: for the longest time as well, which was probably a
Speaker 8: couple of years. However, it has been dethroned recently by
Speaker 8: mount Erica Hotel.
Speaker 1: Very strong. Hard to get a table at the mount Erica.
Speaker 1: It's so good, it's very right.
Speaker 3: It's just a do you know what?
Speaker 1: It also has good hum Which night is steak night
Speaker 1: there to night?
Speaker 8: Mostly Tuesday, but it can exceptions can be made for
Speaker 8: a Wednesday. The place looks good. Bonnie Bar is a
Speaker 8: Wednesday steak night?
Speaker 2: Sorry your exceptions?
Speaker 1: Do you make your exceptions? What night is steak night
Speaker 1: at the mount Erica? Oh?
Speaker 8: I think it's Tuesday, so it's not just at the
Speaker 8: same thing.
Speaker 1: Like he's an actual steak night judge, like a formal official.
Speaker 2: I know. I hope he gets a spot on Mastership.
Speaker 2: He'll walk in all the chefs like, who's that?
Speaker 1: He'll be like, but how much?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's Moyby.
Speaker 2: Every ship walks in that door, ain't they?
Speaker 1: Oxford Scholar in the city is strong. It's Reno. Since
Speaker 1: I was fair there you go.
Speaker 2: Number one state restaurant in Melbourne. Enjoy it is just gone.
Speaker 2: Twenty three to seven is Benson Bourne I booked a Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm in the process of booking a chimney sweep.
Speaker 1: Oh you did.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was having a look around yesterday. I heard
Speaker 2: one in the roof last night.
Speaker 1: They're noisy little things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, now they're in.
Speaker 3: They won't leave, especially you've got such a lot of roof.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, you can get these things that you plug
Speaker 4: into the wall and they My nan brought me one
Speaker 4: when I had an issue with the possum eating my tree,
Speaker 4: and the possum never came back. No, it just sends
Speaker 4: out some I don't know, signal to the possums not
Speaker 4: to come back, but we doesn't affect us.
Speaker 2: I always wonder are they really sending something out.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now.
Speaker 4: I never saw that possum again, and our trees fully
Speaker 4: flourished and grew back. We had on our fence line.
Speaker 4: The trees were balding because the possums were walking along
Speaker 4: and eating on the fence.
Speaker 2: Much buy the machine? Yeah, what do you laughing at?
Speaker 2: Is the machine real? Brodie?
Speaker 1: And the machine's real?
Speaker 3: One percent?
Speaker 5: My grandfather gets these possums and then he spray paints
Speaker 5: them with pink spade rne, so he knows if it's
Speaker 5: the same possum that's returned, and then he drives it
Speaker 5: across the river, because if they don't cross over water,
Speaker 5: they will come back. So you drive them across the river,
Speaker 5: drops them off and if he knows it does comes
Speaker 5: back with Scott pink on it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, but the machine works and it won't come.
Speaker 2: That's a lot of work.
Speaker 4: When you say spray paints it like a full paint job,
Speaker 4: which just a little dot.
Speaker 8: It's a little dot on its bottom.
Speaker 3: How does he transport them? Just chucks him in the
Speaker 3: car or in a in a cage.
Speaker 4: You know, you have a possum in your roof and
Speaker 4: the possum man come, what's the possum man song?
Speaker 3: Is it your dad Peter? Is your dad Peter? The possum?
Speaker 4: They get them out of the roof, but they're not
Speaker 4: allowed to relocate them further than like fifty minutes from
Speaker 4: your house or something, so they often just put them
Speaker 4: in the tray out the front and then you're like, oh, well.
Speaker 3: That's easy, it's going to come back, possibly laughing.
Speaker 2: Remember the rats in the roof, rats can go, and
Speaker 2: I pay a guy to come out and take the
Speaker 2: rats with cha. Rats decent eyes, right, So they came out.
Speaker 1: That you only realized you had them on Christmas Eve.
Speaker 2: In the lead up to Christmas. I could hear him
Speaker 2: crawling in the roof, and so we paid. This guy
Speaker 2: comes out, he puts the bait in and he has
Speaker 2: Normally they eat the bait and then they bag off
Speaker 2: somewhere else they walk across it. Well, no, this time
Speaker 2: they died in the roof. It's Christmas Eve. I could
Speaker 2: smell them. So him to come out. Two hundred and
Speaker 2: fifty dollars per rat, and he put him in our
Speaker 2: wheelibit per the rats. Yes, it's seven and fifty bucks
Speaker 2: all up a cost.
Speaker 1: There were only three rats. Put him in our wheelbit
Speaker 1: we had in our in the roof of our house.
Speaker 4: We'd put like this big thing of dog food I'd
Speaker 4: ordered and I'd accidentally got two delivered though, like six
Speaker 4: kilos of dog food or something. We just put it
Speaker 4: in there in the attic or in the roof at
Speaker 4: my old house, and the rats got into it. And
Speaker 4: when the guy we didn't realize we forgot we'd put
Speaker 4: it there. And the guy came and he's like, there
Speaker 4: are the fattest rats just rolling around because they've been
Speaker 4: eating all the dog foods like a buffet.
Speaker 1: It was like dry for you.
Speaker 3: Just go back whenever they want it.
Speaker 2: You're lucky that did until they wrap.
Speaker 4: The size of possum so you didn't really have to
Speaker 4: catch them. They were just there with belly aches because
Speaker 4: I'd eaten too much.
Speaker 2: So that moral here, I need to get in the roof,
Speaker 2: catch the No, get the thing.
Speaker 1: My nana mugs suggest.
Speaker 2: Get the thing, and they all clear out. I painted first,
Speaker 2: so it's.
Speaker 1: No, you don't need a painting.
Speaker 4: But I would get a chimney sweep before you light
Speaker 4: the fire if you think there's a possum in it.
Speaker 2: I know the two were unrelated. Oh possum in the roof.
Speaker 1: Oh not possim in the chimney.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, are you going to Are you seriously telling
Speaker 3: me you're going to have an open fire?
Speaker 1: Yeah you would the Queenslander.
Speaker 2: No, god no. But from the serve from seven to eighteen,
Speaker 2: it's really hard express Yeah. Yeah, it's a lot of
Speaker 2: work to still.
Speaker 3: Imagine old mate here with his axe out there.
Speaker 2: You've got a shop. It was a little pate growing up.
Speaker 1: Oh what pirates?
Speaker 2: Little no, little Piro growing up let's have a fire.
Speaker 1: I love an open fire. There is something specially you can't.
Speaker 2: Be doing mushrooms in.
Speaker 1: Marsh Mellow No beech Wellington.
Speaker 2: Oh that's the wrong Bromellows.
Speaker 4: We thought we were coming up from Marshmallows and now
Speaker 4: he's serving his mushrooms.
Speaker 2: Our number is thirteen twenty fourteen. I want to know,
Speaker 2: not just trade. Anybody out there listening. Did you partner
Speaker 2: give you pocket money?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 1: Like one person in.
Speaker 2: The relationships running the bills, yeah, and the other person
Speaker 2: gets their a little allowance.
Speaker 1: Because I know some couples that the income will come together,
Speaker 1: but then they get just like a no questions ask allowance.
Speaker 2: Oh what they just split you spend it all?
Speaker 4: No, no, no that so most of the money goes in
Speaker 4: the pool. But then they get like a couple of
Speaker 4: hundred a week. That's just like whatever you want.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four entertainment money. Are you getting an allowance
Speaker 2: from your partner? Give us a ring thirteen twenty four
Speaker 2: ten to join us? Are you going to be a
Speaker 2: lot of dramas traffic wise in the city today? We'll
Speaker 2: get to that after seven this morning, first though, big day,
Speaker 2: State budget day. Do you get as excited about this
Speaker 2: as election day.
Speaker 3: Do you know how they do it? So they do
Speaker 3: a big lock up with all the journalists. So the
Speaker 3: journalists go into a big room and they get handed
Speaker 3: the budget in full and they just pour through it
Speaker 3: and find the highlights.
Speaker 1: Oh, why do they need to be in a room
Speaker 1: to get four.
Speaker 3: O'clock or three o'clock or something. It's released to the
Speaker 3: public and by which time they've sort of sifted through
Speaker 3: and found all the nuggets of gold in there in.
Speaker 2: The white smoke. If it's a good budg.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but why don't they just send it and safe
Speaker 4: and for yourselves? Work it out guys, or they want
Speaker 4: to put their spin on it has.
Speaker 3: To be a bit of drama involved in fag So
Speaker 3: what's in store for Victorians? You asked that one billion
Speaker 3: dollars in health a centerpiece of the budget.
Speaker 1: I thought it wasn't released till four o'clock.
Speaker 3: Well, there's always a leak or two.
Speaker 1: They journey has been in a room yet No they going.
Speaker 3: I think it's sometime late this morning.
Speaker 2: Why would you say yes to go in the room.
Speaker 1: We've got the paper, we already know.
Speaker 3: It said the government will drip feed a few highlights, Oh,
Speaker 3: just look like heroes, including a nine point three billion
Speaker 3: boost for hospitals. Other bits and pieces include some free
Speaker 3: public transport, as I said, for our kids. Saw those
Speaker 3: under eighteen?
Speaker 2: You love a lock in? You going along? Oh?
Speaker 3: Not that kind of locking, don't you? Nah?
Speaker 1: What I mean? Does this affect what we pay for
Speaker 1: our home lines?
Speaker 3: Noserve?
Speaker 2: That's today though?
Speaker 1: What about rates?
Speaker 3: The RBA, that's local council is right, sober weirk it's
Speaker 3: the wrong tier.
Speaker 1: Oh that's not today either. Okay, what about.
Speaker 2: I don't think you're going to be keen for the
Speaker 2: lock in? Oh my god?
Speaker 3: To talk separation of ours government, state government, federal.
Speaker 4: I majored in politics, Clint, let's not forget that. So
Speaker 4: hang on, what does it do? They're going to put
Speaker 4: some money into hospitals.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like health, education, public transport, all the things
Speaker 3: state government look after.
Speaker 2: Still not keen to go, No.
Speaker 1: Not going.
Speaker 2: I want to talk budgets Closer to Home thirteen twenty four.
Speaker 3: Household budgets.
Speaker 2: Yeah, does your partner have you on a budget that allowance?
Speaker 10: Well?
Speaker 1: I think everyone's on a budget, absolutely right.
Speaker 2: We're going through hours on the weekend and it's.
Speaker 1: Everyone's on a budget.
Speaker 3: Okay, Can I just ask both of you, because I'm
Speaker 3: the single guy here, Jason your house, who's the treasurer?
Speaker 2: We're both terrible with money.
Speaker 3: And surely someone has the key to the safe.
Speaker 2: No, no, we both do different jobs. She'll do mortgage repayment,
Speaker 2: little bills.
Speaker 3: Lauren to you, are you the treasureer?
Speaker 1: We're fifty fifth? Well, no we're not.
Speaker 4: I do the householdly stuff. I have to manage that,
Speaker 4: and then Paul does the people. I don't know how
Speaker 4: this works.
Speaker 1: He does the fun so he has to like manage
Speaker 1: the holidays.
Speaker 3: That's a good job.
Speaker 2: And I'm the one.
Speaker 4: That's like, oh, we've got another rates bill and the
Speaker 4: water bill. We've like, I just have to stay across that.
Speaker 4: But then I demand what we do with the fun But.
Speaker 1: He has to go and do it.
Speaker 3: Question, that's good.
Speaker 2: Like I'm like, we still a bit of ever, give
Speaker 2: a look over what each other's spending is their little
Speaker 2: fun money?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 4: We don't pull each other up or sometimes I don't
Speaker 4: know how many racesources he's got.
Speaker 1: Let's put it that way.
Speaker 4: He sometimes tells me people by the Monday, his name
Speaker 4: bit my top that's I'm allergic name?
Speaker 3: Oh likely?
Speaker 2: And then tooth extra thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 1: Which great finals is under his name?
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten. Does your partner give you an allowance?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah right, rub Rubbia?
Speaker 11: Good morning, Hello Rubbia.
Speaker 2: What's the going? How's it working your joint?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 12: So we all we both get our own pay yep.
Speaker 12: But then there's an Excel spreadsheet that has my expenses
Speaker 12: and my partner's expenses, and it's got literally two the
Speaker 12: dollar where all our money goes to. And then he
Speaker 12: gives me my the allowance per fortnight.
Speaker 1: What for fun stuff? Like a fun allowance?
Speaker 2: Do you have to reveal? Do you have to reveal
Speaker 2: what the fun allowance is? Useful?
Speaker 3: Nah?
Speaker 12: I can do whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah. See my friends are like that.
Speaker 4: They're saving for a house, so they've got their their
Speaker 4: savings and their budget and then they both give themselves.
Speaker 4: I don't know how much it is a week or
Speaker 4: ask no question?
Speaker 2: What about? What about it? He runs out of money
Speaker 2: on Wednesday? Can he come back to me?
Speaker 1: I don't think so. You can't go back to the world, No,
Speaker 1: not unless it's a household.
Speaker 3: Can I brow some money, Rabia.
Speaker 1: You have to save up your hounds.
Speaker 3: We know that inflation is biting really hard. Have you
Speaker 3: had to have a meeting recently to ask for more
Speaker 3: money given inflation?
Speaker 13: Oh?
Speaker 12: Look, at the end of the day, I just spend
Speaker 12: and then I get the talking after, Rabia.
Speaker 1: What do you think?
Speaker 12: What's the future me problem?
Speaker 1: Rabia? What are you spending your allowance on?
Speaker 12: Look, it can vary. It can go between lots of
Speaker 12: like makeup or food.
Speaker 1: A lot of the time food has to come under
Speaker 1: the allowance.
Speaker 2: Well, fun food if you don't like, you know, going out.
Speaker 2: I told you there's that shop in Brisbane that's called
Speaker 2: Petrol and it's a ladies fashion shop and they called
Speaker 2: it Petrol. So that's what it comes up on the receipt.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, no, no, no, no. There's another one
Speaker 4: in the Docklands. I read an article about it.
Speaker 1: The other day.
Speaker 4: It went viral last week and it's got a really
Speaker 4: naughty name.
Speaker 1: But it's just a bar and all these men are
Speaker 1: getting in trouble.
Speaker 4: People are boasting it and the bar is gone like viral.
Speaker 4: It's getting all this amazing pr about it. We must go,
Speaker 4: Do you know I not send that to you, producer
Speaker 4: Brody the other day.
Speaker 2: I'm going to check your a two hundred dollars glue voucher.
Speaker 2: So there you go. That can act the allowance.
Speaker 1: Don't tell him and don't split it.
Speaker 2: No, don't tell him.
Speaker 1: Harvey will never know.
Speaker 2: Scar Path add imporium.
Speaker 4: You think you've got a sugar daddy when you come
Speaker 4: home in and you are. We paid for that.
Speaker 2: Well, good morning everybody, and walking away very there, Chilli Tuesday. Hey,
Speaker 2: coming up this hour when you hear us play Buruno
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Speaker 3: I thought I was cool. Turns out I'm not up
Speaker 3: with the times, Lauren. I fear you might be. I
Speaker 3: need some education about something I'm seeing on the streets
Speaker 3: of Melbourne.
Speaker 2: You got it, rug up? She cold out there Melbourne
Speaker 2: three at the moment, tops of eighteen. We're going for
Speaker 2: mister Coole. What do you got.
Speaker 3: Speaking of cool? Yeah, you're right, I'm seeing a lot
Speaker 3: of something pop up right around Melbourne. I'm not too sure,
Speaker 3: and I need Lauren's thoughts on this.
Speaker 1: But apparently apparently.
Speaker 3: It's popping up right the way around the world.
Speaker 1: Didn't start in Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Is a Melbourne thing?
Speaker 3: No, I just assumed it was a Melbourne thing.
Speaker 1: It's in Melbourne now, but it's not Melbourne now.
Speaker 3: Jason Labok, have you heard if I say le boo boo?
Speaker 3: What are you think?
Speaker 2: La la la la la boola booboo? No bu b
Speaker 2: You've never heard of laboo. I've heard of it, but
Speaker 2: I didn't know what it was.
Speaker 3: Now La boo boo is because I'm reading it from
Speaker 3: a sheet because I had absolutely no idea. Is a
Speaker 3: grinning gremlin plush toy which hangs from handbags and what else? Lauren?
Speaker 1: Well, it doesn't you get it, so it's like I
Speaker 1: think you get it from like pop mut stores. Is
Speaker 1: that what they're called.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And you don't know what you're getting. So it's
Speaker 4: like a little toy and then you can hang it
Speaker 4: on your handbag, you can hang it on.
Speaker 2: You you've got, You've got.
Speaker 3: Why are they so notoriously hard to get? And how
Speaker 3: do you get one?
Speaker 4: Well, people started putting them like in street style. I
Speaker 4: think photos on like burkins, like one hundred thousand dollars
Speaker 4: handbags and they'd have a la Boo boo on it
Speaker 4: on like a Botaga handbag that have their lab Boo boo.
Speaker 1: And then Kim Kartashi and posted her bag with like
Speaker 1: eight of them, and then everyone wanted them, but he
Speaker 1: couldn't get them.
Speaker 2: It's a stuffed toy. Can I get a little.
Speaker 1: Stuffed toy that it's like an evil looking tiny little and.
Speaker 3: That's an Mark toy. That's a real one. You can't
Speaker 3: get knockoffs.
Speaker 1: No, this is a real Oh I don't know, this
Speaker 1: is a real one. That's why my friend said, don't
Speaker 1: cut the tag off so everyone knows it's a real one.
Speaker 2: I've seen you get them in.
Speaker 1: They come in like this packet and you don't know
Speaker 1: what you're getting.
Speaker 3: I don't get it.
Speaker 1: So it's like what would they be with, like tazo
Speaker 1: how much? Well, I don't know. Mine was given to
Speaker 1: me by my friend.
Speaker 3: It's just a matter of time, I'm told, before you
Speaker 3: fall under the spell of its googly eyes?
Speaker 2: So can I buy one today? Is there somewhere I
Speaker 2: can go and just buy one?
Speaker 4: I have to like, no, no, no, They don't come
Speaker 4: with a handbag, but they so in demand. People are
Speaker 4: like putting on air tasker for other people to line
Speaker 4: up for hours and hours and hours.
Speaker 3: Twenty four to ten. If you have got a laboo?
Speaker 1: But do you have a laboo boo?
Speaker 4: Or now this is mine? I think mine was called
Speaker 4: pistachio or something. And this all outfits for them and
Speaker 4: they look evil.
Speaker 3: So is it a TikTok thing as well?
Speaker 2: It must be.
Speaker 1: Have a guess who gave me mine?
Speaker 3: Ah, here we go, Paul.
Speaker 1: If Paul would know what a la boobo screams?
Speaker 2: La boobo?
Speaker 1: Have a guess?
Speaker 2: Who can you put? The booboo?
Speaker 1: Melbourne proily on the top left there jays in the
Speaker 1: box and then you open it and it comes in
Speaker 1: this like foils.
Speaker 2: Where are we boring it from?
Speaker 3: So so this isn't This isn't kids, This is pop
Speaker 3: markh There is one in Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Fifty six to fifty and fifty dollars.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so this isn't kids, This is adults.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but kids sort of want them to. But Elliott
Speaker 4: gave me one. Elliott Ghana Stilast to the Stars.
Speaker 1: Elliott Ghano. He was sort of an early Pioneer in
Speaker 1: Melbourne with them.
Speaker 4: He's probably got shares and he bought a box of
Speaker 4: six from somewhere overseas and then he was like, you
Speaker 4: can have one.
Speaker 1: This is the one I got. But then I came
Speaker 1: home and my dog had it in his mouth like
Speaker 1: a dog toy.
Speaker 3: Oh that's not good.
Speaker 4: That's he's a little it worse for am my laboo?
Speaker 4: Is it like a Is it like a tamagotchi doesn't
Speaker 4: do anything?
Speaker 3: Is it like a troll?
Speaker 1: I don't have. I don't have the one hundred thousand
Speaker 1: dollars handbag to it looks like.
Speaker 3: A troll, a troll dolls.
Speaker 2: It's the twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1: Sons go and collect What are the cards they collect?
Speaker 1: Jakes Pokemon and there's are they still in Pokemon?
Speaker 2: Mat? Pokemon's where it's at?
Speaker 3: You going back?
Speaker 2: Pokemon is worth a fortune.
Speaker 1: It was like the shops that people are breaking into
Speaker 1: to get the rare Pokemon.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, Lunar Cards Center Road shout out Bentley East
Speaker 2: gave them the guys down there. No, I'm quite well mate.
Speaker 2: You go in there. It's like playing the stock market,
Speaker 2: Like how do you sold all? His cards? Walked out
Speaker 2: of there with the grand Yeah.
Speaker 4: See that's what laboo boos are, right, So I think
Speaker 4: you can get them in all shapes and forms.
Speaker 1: But it's a soft toy. This this little thing that
Speaker 1: everybody wants.
Speaker 3: Now are and you are a starlike on in Melbourne.
Speaker 1: Look at me in my we this morning.
Speaker 3: Are you going to be putting your La boo boo
Speaker 3: on your handbag?
Speaker 4: I think I see you on these photos here. They're
Speaker 4: on like very expense zip designer hand Yeah.
Speaker 3: So the question remains, he going to put it on
Speaker 3: your hand bag?
Speaker 1: No, mine's been a dog toy for some time. I
Speaker 1: don't think it's I don't get it.
Speaker 2: Neither do I. Mate.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you people I need one though.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Click. Do you want to put this on your door?
Speaker 3: That's what it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you should stick it on the front end of
Speaker 2: the roocap.
Speaker 1: So they're so cute. One hundred and thirty eight dollars,
Speaker 1: it's a lot of.
Speaker 2: Dollars.
Speaker 1: Well, your kids are paying thousands of dollars for cars.
Speaker 2: I don't spend that dress and my kids. I'm not
Speaker 2: going to spend that dressing on the boo boo. I
Speaker 2: keep listening to Bruno Mars. So when you hear Bruno
Speaker 2: Mars kIPS, we can get on the stand by lest
Speaker 2: here at Nova guys. Some chesscam footage from the Popo
Speaker 2: has been released and been going viral on the top.
Speaker 2: It's over two police officers highway patroll in it that
Speaker 2: pulled over a guy. It wasn't doing chat laps. He
Speaker 2: was more just like doing dowies. Not dowies but burning
Speaker 2: up and now Chapel street people.
Speaker 3: For chap laps.
Speaker 1: No man, as many chap laps as you like. I'd
Speaker 1: rather you didn't like it does congest. You can't even
Speaker 1: drive fast on Chapel streets.
Speaker 2: You can't move well. This guy was, you know, like
Speaker 2: trying to be a hero. A bit of a burnout
Speaker 2: here like that sort of language. Right, so just stop
Speaker 2: being a hero. This is what the cops have been
Speaker 2: praised for online the way they spoke to the guy.
Speaker 2: Take a listen.
Speaker 3: Did you just think it's cool and you think that
Speaker 3: all the girls are going to go, oh look at
Speaker 3: this cool?
Speaker 2: Drive? Really well, it's not cool. You don't look like
Speaker 2: an ebilute?
Speaker 3: Can I just say?
Speaker 1: What do you look like?
Speaker 2: An absolute?
Speaker 14: I should you look like?
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm peo polite about the display, Tony.
Speaker 9: Just consider me.
Speaker 2: You're in a build up area.
Speaker 3: Good on him.
Speaker 2: They sound like they sound like his dad.
Speaker 3: There's a bit of truth serum for you also, mate, grow.
Speaker 1: Some brains or I want you to do with grow
Speaker 1: some brains. You're carrying on like a fourteen year old
Speaker 1: behind the wheel.
Speaker 2: I think that's good rather than acting like RoboCop.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what was he doing because he's speeding, allegedly speeding?
Speaker 2: Here we go, here we go?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I just I'm casting my mind back
Speaker 3: to when I was that age, and the silly thing
Speaker 3: was the driver?
Speaker 1: Do we know the alleged driver.
Speaker 3: Teenageer just got his license? What were you doing?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: No, it was my hotted up Ford laser.
Speaker 2: Did you do you have a stubby in the boat?
Speaker 3: It's a Ford laser.
Speaker 1: Did you have a CD stacker in the boot or
Speaker 1: in the car?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Mine was in the front like in the next to
Speaker 4: the steering where the stereo was. But the people who
Speaker 4: had it in the boot I was I was.
Speaker 3: Did you do chat laps?
Speaker 1: Nah?
Speaker 2: But I lived just off When you pulled up at home,
Speaker 2: did you take the face off the car radio?
Speaker 5: You know?
Speaker 2: He could take it off and keep it.
Speaker 1: I didn't do that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I bought mine from the car and you'd always
Speaker 2: have a mate that would go, I know how to
Speaker 2: install it, and it would go all day and it.
Speaker 3: Never was you know what you do there? You drive
Speaker 3: in a jar a straight back.
Speaker 4: Because they were the ones that were like an aftermarket
Speaker 4: product and you could take just the face off. But
Speaker 4: my friends would take it off and put in the
Speaker 4: case and then put in the glove box.
Speaker 7: They're just going to steal it out of the glove
Speaker 7: That's where the CDs went. That's where the you know,
Speaker 7: the book of in the glove box.
Speaker 2: Did you ivitate your Ford laser down to? You know,
Speaker 2: like on a Thursday night the shops, like abandoned shopping
Speaker 2: center or one that's closed, all the Ford Laser owners
Speaker 2: will be down there with their boot open, showing off
Speaker 2: like their like in Brisbane growing up. Thursday night it's
Speaker 2: like in the local shops and you can't boot up
Speaker 2: for because taken shaft your subby. Ah No, we didn't
Speaker 2: do that, do we? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Can you imagine me down?
Speaker 4: It came on Thursday night in the car park showing
Speaker 4: off my subby came up in my Toyota Corolla sent touchback?
Speaker 2: Was that what it was?
Speaker 4: Yep?
Speaker 3: Sick?
Speaker 2: Sick? Or the girls leaning on the boyfriend's cars.
Speaker 1: Dad was in cars, so Dad and I wanted. I
Speaker 1: wanted an Echo.
Speaker 4: That's so cute. And Dad was like, Nah, you need
Speaker 4: a bigger car. Don't feel like you're safe enough in that.
Speaker 4: But I really wanted one, so I got a bigger one.
Speaker 2: You know, my sisters always want a Master. I Thinkster
Speaker 2: brought out a Master one or a Master two were cool,
Speaker 2: and it had under the hand of the driver's seat.
Speaker 2: It had a little drawer to put you high heels,
Speaker 2: and there was a magazine slot in the glob box
Speaker 2: purely targeted at young girls.
Speaker 1: That's cool.
Speaker 2: There you go, see you don't you know?
Speaker 4: The issue is because it is really hard to drive
Speaker 4: in high heels. But did you know you're not allowed
Speaker 4: to drive in bare feet? Yes, to drive their feet.
Speaker 1: So you like when I got my heels on and
Speaker 1: you take them off and then you're supposed to you
Speaker 1: feel check that control driving bare feet?
Speaker 2: You can check live Google.
Speaker 3: Feel what the accelerating the rain? Live Google.
Speaker 2: I know it's illegal to leave your window down if
Speaker 2: you're going too the server and not like your car
Speaker 2: and it's all open. That's illegal.
Speaker 4: Hey, I says it's not illegal to drive their foot,
Speaker 4: but it's not recommended.
Speaker 3: You can't see you. It's very tricky in thongs.
Speaker 4: I think their feet will be better than thong. Driving
Speaker 4: in stilettos is well either.
Speaker 2: Kudos to the cops on the way they dealt with
Speaker 2: that was good. A bit of a heads up you're
Speaker 2: on the Western Freeway. We had a call come through
Speaker 2: before anytime you want to join the show. Actually, thirteen
Speaker 2: twenty four to ten, Pete from Melton said he saw
Speaker 2: about thirty fire trucks heading in to the city, driving
Speaker 2: side by side, no sirens but lights on. All for
Speaker 2: a very good reason.
Speaker 3: CFA gathering in the city. CFA farmers as well. This
Speaker 3: is to protest the state government's new Emergency Services and
Speaker 3: Volunteer Fund. It's a new levee which is being introduced.
Speaker 3: It's going to grow basically an extra two billion dollars.
Speaker 3: But clearly people are furious, especially farmers and those who
Speaker 3: live in regional Victoria, because they'll they'll be forking out
Speaker 3: for a levee which helps fund the CFA and the
Speaker 3: farmers have to pay for it, because.
Speaker 2: What is there argument saying what it's rural properties.
Speaker 3: That's where the and regional Victoria are the ones that
Speaker 3: are going to be stumping up for our doing it
Speaker 3: so tough anyway, And someone who will be at the
Speaker 3: protest this morning is Wimmer farmer Andrew Wiederman. Good morning, morning,
Speaker 3: good yeah, good morning goes.
Speaker 1: How are we all to thank you on the way
Speaker 1: to the protest this morning?
Speaker 11: Yes, no, I'm already in the city and obviously doing
Speaker 11: a bit of media around this this morning. That yeah,
Speaker 11: We've got quite a lot of people coming from all
Speaker 11: parts of Victoria. But I want to make it very
Speaker 11: clear this is every asset owner here in Melbourne is
Speaker 11: also affected by more than one hundred percent in most
Speaker 11: cases increase in their own shy rape notices or the
Speaker 11: what was formally the fire services levy campaonents. But now
Speaker 11: what the government has done has actually put all of
Speaker 11: the emergency services in under one umbrella and it's now
Speaker 11: increased that And for us as farmers, we had a
Speaker 11: seventy five percent increase on the fire services levy last year.
Speaker 11: It was one hundred and eighty nine percent more this
Speaker 11: year and could you know in my own case, you
Speaker 11: know we're going to be going from twenty five grand
Speaker 11: in buy services levy to well over fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 11: It's a stupid space of twelve month stupid question.
Speaker 2: Before this got raised, who was paying for it?
Speaker 11: So originally the buy services levy was actually paid by
Speaker 11: every insure, everybody that owns the property anywhere in Victoria.
Speaker 11: And now what they've done has bundled all of the
Speaker 11: emergency services in which was funded from consolidated revenue. Now, look,
Speaker 11: I know the listeners know quite well and we all
Speaker 11: know quite well how bad the government's been in its expenditure.
Speaker 11: It's management of expenditure on big projects where they've overrun,
Speaker 11: and now they're trying to attack what's clear to Victoria.
Speaker 3: It's clear that your blood's boiling, Andrew, and for good reason,
Speaker 3: because you're hurting right now. How much are you and
Speaker 3: your you know, your friends and family hurting the in
Speaker 3: the regions?
Speaker 11: Well, I think you're going to see that express today.
Speaker 11: I mean we're already forty percent up on numbers of trucks.
Speaker 11: I just heard you mention this thirty there's fifty coming
Speaker 11: in from the Western Highway, there's another forty coming in
Speaker 11: on the Calder and then there's another twenty to five
Speaker 11: to thirty coming in on the Hume. And you've got
Speaker 11: to remember we've joined today with all of the Melbournians here,
Speaker 11: the United Firefighters Union, Peter Marshall's group. We're combining with
Speaker 11: them in this rally and they've been amazing in terms
Speaker 11: of helping and supporting all of the people that we
Speaker 11: all work side by side together with now.
Speaker 2: And I just want to remind people for anybody to
Speaker 2: be stuck in this traffic on the way to work,
Speaker 2: right bloody oh is this really that important? How have
Speaker 2: you got to do it?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You guys get hit with these levees, your costs go up,
Speaker 2: it's going to be handed down to us.
Speaker 11: Correct, absolutely, I mean that's exactly what it is.
Speaker 3: I mean.
Speaker 11: But everybody's sitting in the car that owns a property
Speaker 11: in Victoria, they've got one hundred percent increase as well.
Speaker 11: So they've all got a stake in the game here,
Speaker 11: Absolutely they have, and that's expected to keep increasing. And
Speaker 11: this was normally all of these services were funded some
Speaker 11: consolidated revenue and the insurance component until two thousand and
Speaker 11: well used to be charged intermittently, but look it was
Speaker 11: a fair system we have in placed under the Fire
Speaker 11: services levy components. But this has just been an absolute
Speaker 11: cash graph by a broke labor government Andrew.
Speaker 1: Outside of this, our farmers are in the news a
Speaker 1: lot at the moment because Victorian farmers are doing a
Speaker 1: bloody tough We've had no rain where we're hearing about
Speaker 1: it a lot more. There's huge issues with livestock. There's
Speaker 1: not enough feed. How are you going? The reality of
Speaker 1: this is really grim, isn't it.
Speaker 11: Yeah, look it is. I mean combined with poor government
Speaker 11: policy putting pressure on a lot of people. The mental
Speaker 11: health and well being of the state is really under pressure.
Speaker 11: And not only farmers. You've got the impact of all
Speaker 11: of the ancillary businesses that are attached to agriculture right
Speaker 11: across Victoria are also suffering a lot of mental health
Speaker 11: stress at the people are not spending any money either,
Speaker 11: even here in Melbourne. I mean even here in Melbourne
Speaker 11: there will be businesses that are suffering because of poor
Speaker 11: government policy and the expenditure and we don't have the
Speaker 11: will pocket and guess what, we've just got another lot
Speaker 11: taken out there will.
Speaker 3: Be some people though, Andrew that say why do you
Speaker 3: have to shut down the city?
Speaker 2: Look good?
Speaker 11: There will be plenty of people, but we have to
Speaker 11: make a point. I mean, and the point will be
Speaker 11: made quite strongly today and I can probably are and
Speaker 11: see you that this will be a day there historically
Speaker 11: you'll be talking to your grandkids about because this is
Speaker 11: the day rural Victoria has woken up. It's coming to
Speaker 11: the city and it's here to make a set and we'll.
Speaker 2: Be back powerful words.
Speaker 11: Repeal it. It doesn't. We're asking if for moratorium and
Speaker 11: the parliamentary inquiry into the effect today, and that's what
Speaker 11: we're ask you of the government.
Speaker 1: All right, Andrew, thanks for jumping on, Andrew. I hope
Speaker 1: it's safe out there and everyone looks after each other
Speaker 1: as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just take it.
Speaker 2: Easy on the roads. A lot of emotions.
Speaker 3: I'd say avoid the city.
Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely, avoid the city if you can, if you can.
Speaker 1: I love our farmers and they are doing a full
Speaker 1: bloody tougher the.
Speaker 7: This is.
Speaker 2: It's an over one hundred. It's a beautiful voice. What
Speaker 2: a voice, what a voice? If what's wicked to come
Speaker 2: out too? Yeah, they've already shot it.
Speaker 3: The filmed at the same time in the theaters.
Speaker 2: Well will be yeah, not yet.
Speaker 3: I mean on the on the Broadway and all that
Speaker 3: actual or is this just an adaptation.
Speaker 2: I'm talking movies, not theater. Oh yeah, yeah, like the
Speaker 2: second movie.
Speaker 3: Because this is the movie based on the theater production,
Speaker 3: is it?
Speaker 1: Which is the pre cool to the Wizard of All.
Speaker 3: So the theater could do a version of the second movie.
Speaker 1: They'll stick. That's the thing about the.
Speaker 3: Harry Potter One.
Speaker 1: Two day part.
Speaker 2: Want to buy tickets for you when I get the
Speaker 2: orchestra to do the music in a movie in September
Speaker 2: they're doing.
Speaker 3: That's cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they do it Christmas gun Maverick. So you watched
Speaker 2: the movie then the full orchestra play.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 3: I like that.
Speaker 1: I always say I'm going to go to those things.
Speaker 1: Then I never do. I did do the Disney concert.
Speaker 3: That was to Disney, and you went to Lames the
Speaker 3: other day. You're a real the spion.
Speaker 1: Well lame Is was like a concert, not like a plan.
Speaker 3: It was a stage extraordinary. I really want to go.
Speaker 3: We must go.
Speaker 1: Hey, we have all been away a little bit. We've
Speaker 1: all been traveling.
Speaker 4: We were up in cans the other day, which would
Speaker 4: have meant Lou had the house to herself although she
Speaker 4: had the children, you weren't there. I had a few
Speaker 4: nights too last week where Paul was away and I
Speaker 4: had the house to myself, and I was like, I
Speaker 4: was sad. I get sad when he goes away, Like, oh,
Speaker 4: I get lonely, and then the day is gone. I'm like,
Speaker 4: how good is having the house to yourself? Now you
Speaker 4: live with your sister?
Speaker 3: I do now?
Speaker 1: You ever have days where she's there?
Speaker 2: Yep?
Speaker 1: And do you just every now and then feel free?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 3: I'm a bit of a clean freak, so when she's
Speaker 3: not there, I like to clean up, and I would
Speaker 3: say she's messy.
Speaker 1: But it's just someone else's start.
Speaker 3: Yeah, stuff in your space, so you can just watch
Speaker 3: what you want.
Speaker 4: The same with Paul, Like you know, he leaves his
Speaker 4: ships next to the cat, which is fine, that's it's
Speaker 4: our house.
Speaker 1: Do whatever you like. But when you notice it when
Speaker 1: they're not there, and you're like, I can do what?
Speaker 2: So what?
Speaker 13: Well?
Speaker 4: The other day I sat on the couch like two
Speaker 4: hours and like in the daytime with a big fluffy
Speaker 4: rug and watched a movie at like two pm, just
Speaker 4: me and the dogs and the fire was on.
Speaker 2: Now this would you feel like he was judging you?
Speaker 4: No, But he'd be taking phone calls and he'd be
Speaker 4: like talking, is the race coming up? Interrupting my episode
Speaker 4: of Lioness?
Speaker 2: Breathing loudly.
Speaker 1: Well, just being there. He'd just be there, which is
Speaker 1: nice sometimes.
Speaker 2: What are you watching, Sally Raphael?
Speaker 1: You've got a pause and you rewind.
Speaker 2: What's this about?
Speaker 4: Said Nicole Kidman at Morgan Freeman. And then it was
Speaker 4: like four point thirty and I had dinner.
Speaker 1: Thirty four thirty or hungry. Yeah, and then I had
Speaker 1: a hot shower and I was like, well, it's fine
Speaker 1: thirty now and I'm just gonna go.
Speaker 2: To bed at five thirty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I put all I closed all the blinds.
Speaker 4: I had a candle next to the bed, and I
Speaker 4: continue to watch Lioness in peace and quiet on my
Speaker 4: own until.
Speaker 1: I just drifted off to sleep for the night.
Speaker 2: Blow the candle out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, is so high. The house was warm where Paul
Speaker 1: gets hot.
Speaker 4: So the house was like it's like when when Jas
Speaker 4: isn't in this studio, how warm and toasted here with others.
Speaker 1: It's just amazing.
Speaker 2: No, no, No, I'm not a DVID well when yeah,
Speaker 2: yeah you are after the first ten minutes. Then I
Speaker 2: came home the other day and just as I'm turning
Speaker 2: into my street, I get a message from my wife
Speaker 2: and she's like, hey, babe, I'm out at disappointment. And
Speaker 2: I lit up like i'd want at school. Yeah everyone
Speaker 2: at school. Wow. I was driving the gates like over
Speaker 2: one powerball the gates anyway, and then and then I
Speaker 2: was like, what am I going to do? And I thought,
Speaker 2: you know what, I've never just gone for a swim
Speaker 2: on my own.
Speaker 1: Kids the pool.
Speaker 2: Oh dad, let's not rockets.
Speaker 1: I just I just sat in the pool skinny.
Speaker 2: No, no as boardies and I just floated around on
Speaker 2: a Lilah.
Speaker 1: No one talking to you, none heaven, corona in hand.
Speaker 1: Oh you even had a daytime beer?
Speaker 2: Thought, screw it, what time was it?
Speaker 1: Just after work? Ten thirty.
Speaker 3: It's been cold in Melbourne recently too.
Speaker 2: You was a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 1: Had the heater, I'd have the heater, eat out that
Speaker 1: solar heat. No, you wouldn't have. How good is it?
Speaker 7: I know?
Speaker 4: I produced brody. He loves sitting down at his dinner table,
Speaker 4: having dinner nude. When he's on his own.
Speaker 5: Tufold, he's still got the glass table, glass tabletop and
Speaker 5: nude down the bottom, and he has dinner on.
Speaker 1: His look or small Glasgod.
Speaker 8: Has a magnifying effect, Thank goodness.
Speaker 2: I love very disappointed when he wheels out from the table.
Speaker 1: I love Paul to death, but my God, having the
Speaker 1: house to yourself is just put on some chune something else.
Speaker 1: Some people all those The music's too loud.
Speaker 3: In my house.
Speaker 2: When you have thirteen twenty four to ten is our number?
Speaker 1: What do you do when you have the house to yourself?
Speaker 1: What is it you are newdist maybe?
Speaker 2: Ah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like our dogs aren't really on the couch kind
Speaker 1: of dogs. But when Paul's not there, Ah, dogs on
Speaker 1: couches cuddle up.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty fourteen. In return, I got turned it on
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Speaker 1: Profession line Melbourne, What do.
Speaker 2: You do in your home alone? What do you like
Speaker 2: to do in your home alone?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: What is it that you do?
Speaker 1: It's the confession line. Something you can only do when
Speaker 1: you've got the house to yourself.
Speaker 2: My eldest. We leave home alone now and then like
Speaker 2: he's now at that age where you trust him. We've
Speaker 2: got to the shop and I like, if you just
Speaker 2: do twenty minutes tough now, have a cap on that stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and we'll like a phone so he can ring us.
Speaker 4: And you've also got a like, never tell him how
Speaker 4: long you're going for, so you might just be one
Speaker 4: or two minutes. You're surprising some good because if he's like,
Speaker 4: I've got half an hour.
Speaker 2: Just spake to my sister the other day and they
Speaker 2: went away for the weekend. It was the first time
Speaker 2: my nephew was left home alone.
Speaker 1: For the weekend. So the weekend, how many friends did
Speaker 1: you have?
Speaker 15: That?
Speaker 2: She swears to God she heard a girl's voice in
Speaker 2: the background.
Speaker 1: One hundred percent good him what I thought? All right,
Speaker 1: I'm thirteen, twenty four to ten. What do you do
Speaker 1: when you're home alone? It can be as innocent as
Speaker 1: letting the dog sleep on the bed.
Speaker 2: Vanessa in Essendon, What do you do when you're home alone?
Speaker 13: I am a fifty year old divorcee with four girls,
Speaker 13: ages fifteen to ten, and I have them every second
Speaker 13: week and on Monday, night till we changed over. I
Speaker 13: actually did bolt the door at five o'clock and sit
Speaker 13: in front of it with a glass of wine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, it's this And just do you just listen
Speaker 1: to the sound of silence?
Speaker 13: Oh yeah, and like that?
Speaker 3: Hello?
Speaker 13: Does this male friend.
Speaker 3: Just one glass? Vanessa?
Speaker 2: You sure? Absolutely well?
Speaker 13: Well that would be telling that maybe maybe a couple.
Speaker 1: I mean, you love the kids, right, but how nice
Speaker 1: is just having a bit of silence? Absolutely, no arguing,
Speaker 1: no bickering.
Speaker 2: Stephan worrib good morning, Hello, what are you? We're good?
Speaker 2: Are you home alone? Often?
Speaker 16: Not that often because I have five kids?
Speaker 15: Wow?
Speaker 3: So when you are home alone? What do you do?
Speaker 16: So I actually go around to all each of their bedrooms,
Speaker 16: pulling the door open and go, helloa, there's no one.
Speaker 1: There, just to hear the sound of silence.
Speaker 2: Yes, do you still laugh by door five? Like you're
Speaker 2: still getting the kick out of it?
Speaker 9: Oh? I do completely, Like it's just so amazing.
Speaker 1: And then what do you do? Just go and lie
Speaker 1: on the cap, Oh.
Speaker 16: Watch TV without you know, iPads in the background and
Speaker 16: noise and oh.
Speaker 2: It's a noise I felt because of a casino the
Speaker 2: other day. Three kids are sitting around the table and
Speaker 2: there's three different shows on. I'm like, can you hear
Speaker 2: what you're watching?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I know there's a lot going on.
Speaker 3: Hey Crystal, Hi, how cold is yarum about this morning?
Speaker 3: By the way, it was minus one beautiful up there
Speaker 3: they up near Hillsville. What do you do when you're
Speaker 3: home alone?
Speaker 17: I sit on the couch, close all the bline, sit
Speaker 17: on the couch and watch Christmas movies with a nice
Speaker 17: chi laste at any time of year, any time of
Speaker 17: year when no one's home, which is rare, but when
Speaker 17: I do, that's my guilty pleasure.
Speaker 1: Crystal. I think you're my spirit animal. Christmas movies like
Speaker 1: I come good during Christmas Eason.
Speaker 2: Even on a hot day. But you'll watch a Christmas Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, Christmas is hot in Australia, so generally you.
Speaker 2: Watching it nine times out of ten the movies there's
Speaker 2: snow eating.
Speaker 1: That's why it's so nice. Close the blinds, Crystal knows,
Speaker 1: what's up? Are you going to see the sun shining out?
Speaker 2: This will be fun. Let's go to temple Stone and
Speaker 2: get a dale morning.
Speaker 9: How are you guys?
Speaker 2: What do you do well?
Speaker 9: I love doing my housework when it's hot, it is
Speaker 9: the best feeling. You get the shower, you can scrub it,
Speaker 9: clothes getting wet.
Speaker 1: You do the housework in the news, the whole.
Speaker 9: Housework in the new, especially when it's a bit sweating.
Speaker 9: And then when the sun you're going to have your share,
Speaker 9: get out, have a glass of wine.
Speaker 1: You're just mopping the floor naked.
Speaker 2: Do you close the.
Speaker 9: Blinds, but I've got knating you can't see through.
Speaker 2: But it is so true.
Speaker 1: How many people do you live with? Normally?
Speaker 9: Normally four, but one comes and goes every now and then.
Speaker 1: So how often do you get the house to yourself?
Speaker 9: Not very often, but I try and do it at
Speaker 9: least once a month if I can.
Speaker 2: Have you ever been mid nude clean and someone's pop time?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 9: But I did one day forget that. I had brother
Speaker 9: Nickers on Brennett and the clothesline to grab something and
Speaker 9: over the cancel.
Speaker 1: And the Amazon package delivery or getting.
Speaker 3: I don't know, well that's not I have no idea
Speaker 3: what Dale looks like, but for the entirety of that call,
Speaker 3: I could imagine someone who I think looks like Dale
Speaker 3: cleaning her house nude.
Speaker 1: Remember when you remember when you were cleaner, got naked
Speaker 1: at your that's right.
Speaker 3: To clean the shower. She got in and shower it
Speaker 3: naked naked.
Speaker 4: He showered at his house because she says that's the
Speaker 4: best way to clean the normally.
Speaker 1: Using your town.
Speaker 2: I actually think that's genius because I remember getting to
Speaker 2: messed up on a nice top and yes, I don't know.
Speaker 3: It was like, yeah, my cleaner does it too, no
Speaker 3: co the time.
Speaker 1: Cleaning it.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you we're coming back.
Speaker 1: If I came home and my cleaner was nude in
Speaker 1: the shower, I just don't know.
Speaker 3: What does your cleaning the clock?
Speaker 2: Who cares? I'll just be happy they're cleaning it.
Speaker 1: Not really, she just still shouldn't be new for much hour.
Speaker 2: Well, good morning Melbourne.
Speaker 15: Hi.
Speaker 2: One of our favorite segments is coming Up Guaranteed to
Speaker 2: put you in a good mood if you're heading to work,
Speaker 2: and especially we've got kids in the car. Words you
Speaker 2: can't say is back and it is on the way.
Speaker 1: It's where we laugh with you, never at you exactly,
Speaker 1: sometimes at you, but usually with you.
Speaker 2: Officer morning, Stephanie, good morning.
Speaker 1: How are you going? Are you?
Speaker 16: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Good? Thank you?
Speaker 1: Have you done school drop off yet?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 16: On my way traffic all for the two hour round trip,
Speaker 16: so good.
Speaker 1: Time every day. It's a two hour round trip every day.
Speaker 13: Wow?
Speaker 1: For Yeah, so you're a good mum. How old are
Speaker 1: the kids?
Speaker 16: We've got a ten year old and almost eight.
Speaker 2: Year old in another two hours in the afternoon. Yep,
Speaker 2: oh wow.
Speaker 3: At least in the mornings you can listen to us.
Speaker 1: Let's see if we can win you some cash this morning.
Speaker 14: I would that would make the trick a lot better.
Speaker 1: Alright, let's do it.
Speaker 4: We've got three questions lined up, an easy one for fifty,
Speaker 4: a medium for five hundred dollars, and a tough question
Speaker 4: for five thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: And I believe you want to play for five k today?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Why not five thousand dollars? Stephanie might know this.
Speaker 1: I did, Yeah, Clinton, I reckon to Stephanie.
Speaker 2: It's gettible. It's gettible for five thousand dollars. You're gonna
Speaker 2: hear a question. You'll hear three two one. You need
Speaker 2: to answer within the three two one. Okay, yep, all right, Stephanie?
Speaker 2: You ready?
Speaker 1: Good luck?
Speaker 2: So ready for five thousand dollars?
Speaker 8: Which artist's latest album is titled The Secret.
Speaker 1: Of Us three two no idea, no idea, You're gonna.
Speaker 10: Kick yourself, Clint, you knew there she is just play
Speaker 10: rod anywhere.
Speaker 1: I thought you were going to get that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you know what you can't get away into
Speaker 2: your hand. We've got to give you something. If you
Speaker 2: spend four hours in the car every day, great, you
Speaker 2: need to treat yourself. Would you like a gold g
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Speaker 1: Very nice?
Speaker 11: Oh my god.
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Speaker 9: G h D.
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Speaker 1: And the gold g h D. I've seen them in
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Speaker 2: I can't take that, Stephanie from like fifteen years old?
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Speaker 2: People are being yelled at supermarket checkout jays.
Speaker 3: I got yelled at. I got yelled at, and I
Speaker 3: didn't realize until now why And I.
Speaker 2: Think the check out I think it's justified or is it? Yeah,
Speaker 2: what we're about to chat about. I knew that's space
Speaker 2: to do it. I did nothing wrong. You used to
Speaker 2: work at a supermarket.
Speaker 1: You should when there was self check out.
Speaker 2: He's not that young wint Stellaway. Yes, high school job
Speaker 2: where you.
Speaker 3: Work Safeway now wool worse right as a I sort
Speaker 3: of you're in free. I dabbled in. I did a
Speaker 3: shift in the deli. That was a bit hard for me.
Speaker 1: Oh what slicing the hand?
Speaker 3: It was just it was it was too much work.
Speaker 1: Was that because when people go, oh, I want about
Speaker 1: three hundred grunds, you're like.
Speaker 2: I'm just glad rapper stuff put the way tonight.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it keeps for a while in the big fridge
Speaker 7: for a while. Not slice on, it's a fresh slice
Speaker 7: job off there.
Speaker 2: She ever almost lose a finger on the slicer.
Speaker 3: I wasn't very good at the slicer either, so they
Speaker 3: moved me into the grocery department, which was stacking the shelves.
Speaker 3: And then I was so good at that, and I
Speaker 3: got an upgrade and I became a registered boy.
Speaker 16: Right.
Speaker 1: Oh, will you be able to wear an upgrade being
Speaker 1: a check Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you're packing the shelves, there there's no trust.
Speaker 2: A Melbourne woman has gone var along the top. She
Speaker 2: posted this video about an altercation. She had a cold. Sorry,
Speaker 2: I want to see if you can weigh in on this.
Speaker 2: Being a former supermarket staff member, I said, can I
Speaker 2: help you? Excuse me, ma'am?
Speaker 15: It is an illegal offense not to scan your toilet paper. First,
Speaker 15: I looked down at the toilet paper. I looked up
Speaker 15: and I said, get away from me. I said, it
Speaker 15: is one thing to have to scan this myself and
Speaker 15: also be an employee here without being paid, But it
Speaker 15: is another for you to tell me how.
Speaker 1: To pack my bag. Oh, she's angry, she's got a
Speaker 1: bit of a potty mouth. What happened that I have
Speaker 1: to pack this myself? What was the issue? What was
Speaker 1: the issue? So it's illegal not to scan your toilet.
Speaker 3: Okay, legal, she's put a bit of mail.
Speaker 1: I didn't scan it.
Speaker 3: This makes a whole lot of sense, Lauren, Because I
Speaker 3: was at Col's in Richmond the other day on Swan
Speaker 3: Street and I was checking out. I was scanning a
Speaker 3: can or I had a can of not a can,
Speaker 3: a creative coke zero like a box box and a basket.
Speaker 3: This woman bounded up to me and she said, excuse me,
Speaker 3: make sure you scan the bulky item first. And I
Speaker 3: was quite taken aback. Why well, I didn't actually didn't
Speaker 3: ask why she offered it. She goes, because I'll reach
Speaker 3: my KPIs. What do your KPIs have to do with
Speaker 3: me scanning my box of coke zeros?
Speaker 2: What do you mean her KPIs of their argument is
Speaker 2: they came out a spokesperson said, we like helping our
Speaker 2: customers with bulkier and heavier items. That's why we like
Speaker 2: these used to the checkout first. They also claim a
Speaker 2: lot of people forget to pay for them or leave
Speaker 2: them in the basket at the end.
Speaker 1: Well, my friend was telling you guys before in America, America.
Speaker 1: He's Australian, but he just went to America and he
Speaker 1: rented an apartment and he went to Target or one
Speaker 1: of those big kind of hole stores and he bought
Speaker 1: all the things little things through his house, sheets and
Speaker 1: a whole bunch of stuff, towels, and he bought a
Speaker 1: doner and you know how they come in like bag,
Speaker 1: and he put it down and then he did the
Speaker 1: checkout and scanned everything and he paid, and then he
Speaker 1: walked out with his big bags for the stuff and
Speaker 1: the donner, and he hadn't scanned the doner, which is.
Speaker 2: What they're saying. People forget the big guy.
Speaker 1: He got citizens arrested and put in American prison, and
Speaker 1: it was late in the afternoon, so they couldn't get
Speaker 1: like an American legal aid. So he got sent to
Speaker 1: the jail and had to spend the ninety in America.
Speaker 2: What are you doing time for me? Start?
Speaker 1: And then he couldn't even use his doner, he said.
Speaker 4: He got there, they put him in the orange pajamas,
Speaker 4: the shot and he got a pillow and like this
Speaker 4: tiny thin materist thing that they give you.
Speaker 1: He was like, couldn't even use my dinner, but he
Speaker 1: stole it. I'm like, well you stole it. I didn't
Speaker 1: steal it.
Speaker 4: I just should have scanned it first. Jail overnight because
Speaker 4: he couldn't.
Speaker 1: Just move there. You didn't anyone's number.
Speaker 2: I remember when we do the weekly shop at Franklin's
Speaker 2: No Frills. Yeah, and we'd have to get chlorine for
Speaker 2: the pool and you'd put it in a superman Yeah,
Speaker 2: get on the super trket.
Speaker 16: No.
Speaker 2: No, you used to be able to get it from
Speaker 2: the supermarket random and Mum would get me to chuck
Speaker 2: it under the trolley. You know, hey, like you could
Speaker 2: store something and the amount of times you get home again,
Speaker 2: I forgot the post.
Speaker 1: Does anyone working the supermarket is and can confirm why
Speaker 1: you would have to do that?
Speaker 2: First thirteen twenty four ten pure check out operator.
Speaker 3: I'babe the coals variety because I think this is a
Speaker 3: coals issue, right.
Speaker 4: Surely that'll we this time. But toilet paper's not heavy.
Speaker 4: She must have bought the forty eight packers.
Speaker 15: Ah.
Speaker 2: That's degrading walking out with that, isn't it? But you
Speaker 2: get a little handle with it, I know, But you
Speaker 2: see they're going so much cheaper people. It's going to
Speaker 2: see me walk to the car like I've got a
Speaker 2: bow problem.
Speaker 1: If it's a bulky item, do you not have to
Speaker 1: put on the scales?
Speaker 3: You know how?
Speaker 1: The bad ways in the Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Can I give you a tip with the scales. Check
Speaker 2: out operator told me this one day. You know, when
Speaker 2: it comes up where it's not registering, just push down
Speaker 2: on the scale and let go.
Speaker 3: Just to no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1: It has weighs it to make sure you're not scanning
Speaker 1: the wrong arm.
Speaker 3: But sometimes if it's like two one for you as
Speaker 3: a as an alumni, if there was a customer that
Speaker 3: was annoying me, I used to put my hand on
Speaker 3: the scale.
Speaker 2: Morning everyone. It is right on eight point thirty coming
Speaker 2: up next. It is our favorite segment that we laugh
Speaker 2: with you, not at you.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 2: Words you can't say.
Speaker 1: It affects everyone exactly.
Speaker 2: And god, we've had some crackers in the past.
Speaker 9: Yeah, sorry, caterpillar.
Speaker 1: Bok.
Speaker 9: I do not have chrosterol.
Speaker 2: This morning.
Speaker 5: I don't like.
Speaker 2: Bibber biography or bibliography. It's the second one that that
Speaker 2: guy said.
Speaker 3: That guy said, there's a sale this morning, which is
Speaker 3: on in my in my news reads, which is advertising
Speaker 3: for cliffts. You struggle with the fork cliffs morning Cliff
Speaker 3: for clifts clip it's just hard to get your chops around.
Speaker 1: Lift.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, four clip lift. It's got a fork and
Speaker 2: it lifts.
Speaker 3: Yeah, spoiler to listen in when I do the news. Sorry, horrendous.
Speaker 1: Aloys thought it was a for click cliff with a
Speaker 1: T as well? Is there a T?
Speaker 17: No?
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's awks in a lift. It's much more sense
Speaker 7: cus it's a fork falls back off the cliff thirty
Speaker 7: lift when you put on it as well.
Speaker 2: Cliffs thirteen twenty four ten. We are doing words you
Speaker 2: can't say in return. This is cool. We got to
Speaker 2: turn in a fifty dollar. The Lego packs up for
Speaker 2: grabs thirteen twenty four ten. To join us. A word
Speaker 2: you can't say. It's coming up after imagine dragons here
Speaker 2: on nov.
Speaker 3: Elly's only quiet.
Speaker 2: I'm hunting weapons.
Speaker 8: It's words you can't say.
Speaker 2: Words you can't say. We are laughing at you.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no no no no no no no
Speaker 1: laughing with you, not at you.
Speaker 3: You bugging that up to be.
Speaker 4: Sometimes we laugh at you do, but not all, not always,
Speaker 4: especially if you're sweet and young, exactly.
Speaker 1: Never laugh at you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but if you're old and bitter, oh god, we'll
Speaker 2: go to tamp all right.
Speaker 1: Alisia, good morning.
Speaker 2: Hello Elisha, Hello, talk to us, Alisia.
Speaker 5: Good morning.
Speaker 1: We got you, We got you. Is there a word
Speaker 1: you can't say? Can you throw it in a sentence
Speaker 1: for us?
Speaker 11: On my pancakes? I like to have shirup?
Speaker 2: Sorry one more time?
Speaker 1: On your pancakes?
Speaker 2: Sure? Do you ever go to the pancake parlor? Or
Speaker 2: do you try and avoid it at all costs?
Speaker 1: Can you say? Can you say I like maple syrup?
Speaker 9: I like maple syrup.
Speaker 2: Least we know we're going cute? I liked it about
Speaker 2: thirteen twenty four? Ten is our number four words you
Speaker 2: can't say?
Speaker 4: Karen in broad Meadows? Can you throw your word you
Speaker 4: can't say in a sentence for us?
Speaker 16: Well, yeah, I'll go to alcohol.
Speaker 14: It's anonymous and the whole program is about.
Speaker 2: Ammy and can't I can't even say the words the
Speaker 2: program is based on. It's got a good start.
Speaker 1: Is it anonymity? You can you say?
Speaker 8: Just one.
Speaker 2: Am?
Speaker 3: What can you say? Anonymous?
Speaker 2: Anonymous?
Speaker 1: Anonymous? Based on any?
Speaker 3: I can't say it?
Speaker 1: One more time? Karen? What the word the sentence? Good?
Speaker 1: On your Kiiren?
Speaker 2: I love you, mate?
Speaker 1: Hope is going well for you?
Speaker 2: Is our number for words you can't say?
Speaker 1: And Dingley, morning morning? Can you put your word in
Speaker 1: a sentence for us?
Speaker 13: I'm going to go eat Nominees food tonight, pable struggle
Speaker 13: with it?
Speaker 1: Where do you get your rice paper rolls?
Speaker 3: I had it last night? Delicious?
Speaker 1: Did you have a butt of me in a week?
Speaker 1: So you can probably like, you don't need to ask
Speaker 1: for a Vietnamese restaurant in Vietnam for a restaurant smart,
Speaker 1: you should move there.
Speaker 3: What's the Vermicelli by the way?
Speaker 2: In France? Do you just say fries? Yeah, Fritz, it's
Speaker 2: not French fries. You said to say fritz friten mcdonald's'll
Speaker 2: say large Fritz.
Speaker 3: You'd probably say fries.
Speaker 1: No, you don't need to say French fries in front
Speaker 1: my question.
Speaker 3: You have a word you can't say. Can you chuck
Speaker 3: it in a sentence? Yes?
Speaker 17: I love to travel in my Caverraine.
Speaker 1: What about the old Cavarane Park? Do you go down there?
Speaker 2: I've been to as your Cavarine Park's your favorite caravan park? Oh,
Speaker 2: it's got to be a winger right away.
Speaker 1: You know what other cavaran park is really good?
Speaker 7: Why?
Speaker 13: River?
Speaker 2: Don't? Don't? I'm looking at that for Christmas?
Speaker 1: Be booked by now.
Speaker 2: Well, now that you're talking to the river, Big.
Speaker 1: Four is where it's at the harbor is right there,
Speaker 1: and it's excellent, unbelievable.
Speaker 2: What what is it?
Speaker 1: A great?
Speaker 17: Yeah?
Speaker 8: What is it?
Speaker 2: That is it?
Speaker 10: Tina?
Speaker 1: What sort of park is it?
Speaker 3: I think it's a Cavanne Louise and see for to
Speaker 3: finish us up thirteen twenty four.
Speaker 2: Ten words, you can't say usual word in a sentence.
Speaker 9: I put my groceries on the Cola belt.
Speaker 1: Well, hang on, say the whole thing again.
Speaker 9: I put my groceries on the belt.
Speaker 1: Problem about.
Speaker 2: Koala belt the baggage ones at the airport's row as well.
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, the belt.
Speaker 2: Excuse me? Which covet belt is my bag coming out?
Speaker 4: The hardest one for me is still the I actually
Speaker 4: don't know how to say the sauce, the wach oh
Speaker 4: really Worcester, Saucester.
Speaker 3: Worcester, shear.
Speaker 1: I can say, I can repeat it, but when I
Speaker 1: read it, my brain, the brain to mouth situation doesn't work.
Speaker 2: And the four cliff, the for cliff, what about that?
Speaker 3: You're being serious with.
Speaker 2: This four cliff? Not a fourth clift, not a fork lift?
Speaker 3: Wow, she ask on.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what experience I.
Speaker 2: Have with a fork lift.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to put my foot in it like
Speaker 3: you did tread lightly.
Speaker 2: There must be a big sports story breaking must be.
Speaker 1: It must be a huge sports story because he's the
Speaker 1: best in the beers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my great friend and colleague Tony Jones joins us
Speaker 3: first and foremost teacher. Good morning, good morning.
Speaker 14: Oh yeah guys, it's can I just say this is
Speaker 14: just like a great morning to actually be on the
Speaker 14: greatest FM breakfast show in Melbourne. That's being the Clint
Speaker 14: Jason Myron Show. I just find it fantastic thing.
Speaker 1: Thanks teacher. We're glad you found the time for a.
Speaker 3: Business this pauling a shift on a W a bit
Speaker 3: later today. Do they play that song on a W?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 14: In fact, I thought that was hold music.
Speaker 2: That's that's the songs we're playing. We've got a kid
Speaker 2: Larroy coming up. You love that.
Speaker 7: We just looked up at the Today Show and look,
Speaker 7: someone who works on Weekend Today. We do some quirky
Speaker 7: stuff on Weekend Today. What were you doing on the
Speaker 7: Today Show? It seemed like you were talking about a cow.
Speaker 14: Well, fortunately it was the real Today Show, not Weekend Today's.
Speaker 1: How do you feel about today? Extra?
Speaker 2: Answer that tiny extra, it goes on with it.
Speaker 14: But look I don't know.
Speaker 11: I don't know.
Speaker 14: I still don't know. I can't work it out all
Speaker 14: right now. I would like to think I'm reasonably switched on.
Speaker 14: But when I got a tech from the Today Show
Speaker 14: producers saying can you come on? I just assumed, Okay,
Speaker 14: well it's been a while, it must be a big story.
Speaker 14: Maybe they want to talk about state budget okay. Maybe
Speaker 14: they want to talk about the farmer's protest, or maybe
Speaker 14: the a f L, which is disarray at the moment
Speaker 14: the pub last night.
Speaker 4: Maybe they wanted to know why Andrew Dylan was at
Speaker 4: the pub with the coaches shouting.
Speaker 3: I hope.
Speaker 14: Then when I got the brief and it was about
Speaker 14: bloody stolen plastic cow or something, I'm like, what.
Speaker 2: Happened?
Speaker 4: So the other thing, Tony, is that this stolen cow
Speaker 4: that's all over the Today Shows breaking news.
Speaker 1: It was stolen a month ago.
Speaker 4: It was on the twenty seventh of April last year,
Speaker 4: and they've wheeled you in a month later to talk
Speaker 4: about this big breaking news story.
Speaker 14: I hang on clean. I wouldn't laugh too much. We
Speaker 14: sent you down the Warnable once to do a story
Speaker 14: on a while, sorry, and the story the story is
Speaker 14: bobbed up on YouTube three years early.
Speaker 1: Channel nines the breaking. But what's actually happened.
Speaker 4: So there's a fiberglass cow in trug and Nina that's
Speaker 4: been stolen last month and the police need our help.
Speaker 14: Yeah, well, I don't know. Look, I mean, clearly there's
Speaker 14: a lot at stake here. This is central to our
Speaker 14: whole justice system here, and I thought they'd beefed up.
Speaker 11: All right, but these.
Speaker 14: Offenders I can only say, shanks for nothing because you've
Speaker 14: got a square one now, dam milking it now, I am,
Speaker 14: I know, but look how they actually got to remove it.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 14: It's gone okay, but the good thing is that I'm
Speaker 14: sure it will come back because just Sinto will slaper
Speaker 14: a levee on stolen five hours today and then when
Speaker 14: they do get the offenders, they'll probably be released on
Speaker 14: bails anyway.
Speaker 1: And these all the same gags you dropped on the
Speaker 1: Today Show.
Speaker 14: Absolutely yeah, yeah, but you guys are laughing better.
Speaker 1: So do you have no idea why you asked to
Speaker 1: cover the story?
Speaker 14: Actually no, I'll get I'll get to the bottom of
Speaker 14: it at some point. Yeah, I mean, it certainly ranks
Speaker 14: right up there with some of the big ones I've
Speaker 14: done over the journey.
Speaker 2: I saw your flogging Peter Brooks car the other day.
Speaker 3: That's a good one.
Speaker 14: Yeah, I wasn't flogging it.
Speaker 16: No.
Speaker 14: Yeah, Well, if you've got a lazy eight hundred thousand,
Speaker 14: it can be yours.
Speaker 2: Jake, look like a tight fit like the car. Yeah,
Speaker 2: just like you look snug in the passenger seat there, Tony.
Speaker 14: Oh thanks, Twiggy.
Speaker 4: Realize he's saying TJ's a bit bean.
Speaker 2: No, I'm just saying they didn't make the interiorsm like
Speaker 2: big back there like spacious.
Speaker 14: It was like a tight Is there a Simpsons episode?
Speaker 14: So you laughing at a small.
Speaker 1: Size of my automobile? Good on your TEJG.
Speaker 2: You an invite to the state night last night with
Speaker 2: the AFL coaches to the what zone did you get
Speaker 2: invited to the dinner last Oh you're not across that story.
Speaker 2: Just the steak?
Speaker 14: Oh I am, I am, I am here it was
Speaker 14: at the pub in good Do we know.
Speaker 2: What the chapter was about?
Speaker 14: Great, Well, it's just an opportunity for the AFL to
Speaker 14: get together with the coaches and say, look, you know, look,
Speaker 14: share your grievances. I mean normally Bill McLaughlin had Addie house.
Speaker 14: Remember that Clinton. We just says who had the good
Speaker 14: bottles of red or not?
Speaker 3: Because even it would come to the bottle of red.
Speaker 2: That's cool. Hit them all over the house.
Speaker 14: Yeah, and why just you guys do that?
Speaker 1: No, Tony, let me tell you.
Speaker 4: These rats roll into my house and I can't get
Speaker 4: them out. I go to bed and have to leave
Speaker 4: them there because Clinton will never go to bed.
Speaker 2: It's true, It is true. Hey, Tony Jones joined us
Speaker 2: on the air.
Speaker 14: See you soon, keep us posted on the count I'll
Speaker 14: just got to go and I'll just got to go,
Speaker 14: and you know, try and lose a bit of weight.
Speaker 14: Now a company.
Speaker 3: Oh Jase, Now you put into a bad mood and
Speaker 3: I'm going to cop it. Thank you.
Speaker 2: Don't take it out on Clint.
Speaker 14: You look lovely looking at for the three hours that
Speaker 14: he's here.
Speaker 2: Morning Melbourne, kid Laroye. Girls, just go on six past nine.
Speaker 2: That's it. Where are getting out of here? Remember avoid
Speaker 2: the city if you can. Today the firefighters protest in
Speaker 2: the city or the fire trucks that are hitting him.
Speaker 1: It's well underway. They're rallying against the emergency.
Speaker 2: Services, traffics and NA.
Speaker 1: Yeah, traffic in and around the city is going to
Speaker 1: be pretty grim today.
Speaker 2: That's a YEWI job?
Speaker 3: Yeah, do you work from a job? I wish I
Speaker 3: could work from home.
Speaker 2: I'll go a longer route sometimes as long as I'm moving. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, a long way.
Speaker 2: They have a great day of run.
Speaker 4: We are out of here sunshine and winter sunshine. But
Speaker 4: it's beautiful out there, amazing day.
Speaker 3: That is nice. I mean, there's saying about the crisp mornings.
Speaker 3: He invigorates you somewhat I've never seen jasweare tracksuit.
Speaker 1: Pants sparing tracksuit pants, thrown me, thrown me must be
Speaker 1: cold because he's a short sky.
Speaker 2: Cut a lap at the tarn and I jumped out
Speaker 2: of bed and it's too hot for that.
Speaker 1: Are your legs filling more?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: Cozy, cozy, Hey, you have a great day. Run back tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Five thousand dollars up for grabs, your chance to win.
Speaker 2: You writ to Bruno. We will see then.
Speaker 1: Bye.
Speaker 4: Jason Lauren Lauren wake up feeling good following them on
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