Speaker 1: You're right. You know you look frazzled.
Speaker 2: You did the honest, bros. That's some record. Colum Brads, combrades, combrads,
Speaker 2: welcome everyone. Whoa, whoa, whoa whoa.
Speaker 3: That's know, that's like the podcast study in particular. Why
Speaker 3: you do it?
Speaker 4: Sorry, let's already do it.
Speaker 2: You're talking into the.
Speaker 3: Mike. You can talk to here, you guys.
Speaker 2: It's different.
Speaker 5: Good day everyone. You are listening to the Jason Lauren podcast.
Speaker 3: I liked it. Place new opener. Get everyone you're listening
Speaker 3: to the Lauren.
Speaker 4: Today has been quite laddy.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I'm off you today. I'm telling dad.
Speaker 3: It has been quite luddy. A lot of a lot
Speaker 3: of let's just been very late.
Speaker 4: That sprayed the Ralph Lauren red.
Speaker 2: Do we not like it?
Speaker 6: Everyone's wearing it. It's just like everyone's wearing it.
Speaker 3: It is nice talking about cars and polls.
Speaker 1: I agree we need some more.
Speaker 2: Can I talk about cars for sake? The fucking bobby
Speaker 2: your dad hooked me up with Trevor. It's a couple
Speaker 2: of chop Shopsvor, lovely guy. But he was like, Jason,
Speaker 2: can't help you because you're insured through Amy. It's the
Speaker 2: one insurance company. I can't help you with shame, and
Speaker 2: they're limiting to who you can go to, so I
Speaker 2: can't even get the current inspected for another two weeks.
Speaker 7: You were in a really great mood when when you
Speaker 7: took that phone call yesterday, we sat down and had
Speaker 7: a cat to curry.
Speaker 3: It was the chicken.
Speaker 2: I took it down at the chicken you did?
Speaker 1: Did you clean up the bits of your break life?
Speaker 2: Someone had cleaned up the scene of the crime.
Speaker 4: I would have been John.
Speaker 6: Actually, just on John yesterday, you hugged him and he says,
Speaker 6: wildly uncomfortable.
Speaker 7: He said John would be a hugging guy, and then
Speaker 7: still went in and John goes, not really.
Speaker 2: John liked it.
Speaker 3: He didn't.
Speaker 2: That's so gladdy of you.
Speaker 4: I've never seen someone scurry off so quickly.
Speaker 3: That made me uncomfortable with.
Speaker 1: Your handshaking and going for the hug.
Speaker 2: I just went, hugs. Why are you rattled by that?
Speaker 1: I'm filing a complaint John.
Speaker 7: John was also standing and holding his laptop in front
Speaker 7: of him and a whole bunch of books like paper documents,
Speaker 7: and he was like, it's like you would at school,
Speaker 7: and so he had no free arms to even.
Speaker 3: I went in to fend you off.
Speaker 2: I did a pat on the back.
Speaker 3: That's just a classic bully move.
Speaker 2: It wasn't a bully, it was an expression of a lot.
Speaker 2: But it's like us to be.
Speaker 3: You went for a hug for someone who had no option.
Speaker 4: To say nothing, and then you said I'm going to
Speaker 4: make you a hug and.
Speaker 3: He was like, I don't think so.
Speaker 1: Wait why do you give him a hug?
Speaker 2: He's getting me a whiteboard, big fucking wife.
Speaker 7: He's actually getting us a white boy because you're not
Speaker 7: the only one on the post.
Speaker 2: No, no, you'll never you'll never ride on it today
Speaker 2: because she turned this room like I felt like the
Speaker 2: fucking chicken in the bay Marie at Woolas.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I loved it, but then even I was hot,
Speaker 3: turns it up one degree.
Speaker 2: It's very.
Speaker 5: I remember I saw you Domber, we're doing Jason one,
Speaker 5: and then I came back in literally three minutes later.
Speaker 5: Was likely legitimately warm.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you could have put me in a silver larky.
Speaker 2: What's wrong with you two?
Speaker 1: What are you whispering about?
Speaker 2: Not a fan secret?
Speaker 3: That's a no for me too.
Speaker 7: The voice for me, the way they're talking about someone
Speaker 7: who's on the television right now. It has nothing to
Speaker 7: do with this show.
Speaker 4: It's very visual.
Speaker 2: But I don't mind him.
Speaker 4: Really, are you guys actually are similar?
Speaker 2: Joseph? Is it Jace?
Speaker 3: Okay? Actually? Interesting?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 3: Sorry, hey jose you are You've been a bit testing today.
Speaker 2: I haven't today. I'm in a good mood. It's been
Speaker 2: a roller case.
Speaker 3: You've been in a bit of a mood today. Anyone
Speaker 3: else feel like that?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're scary. You just gave me I'm going to
Speaker 4: stab you.
Speaker 2: Look, yeah, that's love. I'm actually in a good mood.
Speaker 5: Actually, did stal chain outside breakfast for we just went
Speaker 5: you kind of like you?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was kind of.
Speaker 2: Upset you. I'd like to apologize.
Speaker 7: You can't upset me. I don't think you're important enough
Speaker 7: in my life. It's not a lot you could do that.
Speaker 2: In that case, all systems go.
Speaker 5: You seem very easy going, except when it comes to Paul.
Speaker 5: What does he cough?
Speaker 1: Like the rough?
Speaker 3: And I love my Polly so much. It's a bit
Speaker 3: of a game. It's a bit of a talker cat mouse.
Speaker 3: We're actually we have a great relationship. Do you not
Speaker 3: believe that.
Speaker 5: Him more than you get angry at other people?
Speaker 7: Is that not the most normal thing in the world
Speaker 7: to get more irritated with your partners people.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I feel like a kid's house when you are
Speaker 8: not following.
Speaker 3: But when I niggle over, then we are like act.
Speaker 3: Do you think we're a good couple?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that.
Speaker 2: Fell forced. You're going to the private toilets.
Speaker 1: It's the private toilet.
Speaker 2: What what do you mean there's a private private toilet?
Speaker 2: Go down the hallway. There's one on the left.
Speaker 5: That's the one where disabled toilet.
Speaker 2: Let me have a hood.
Speaker 1: I think I just need to go for a way,
Speaker 1: so ten one.
Speaker 2: There's a shower in there, Yeah, I believe.
Speaker 7: In the ladies bathroom. There's also a separate door which
Speaker 7: is a shower. But it's not just a door to
Speaker 7: a shout, it's a door to a hole.
Speaker 2: It's a whole separate room free.
Speaker 7: And that's where when I get changed toilet in. There's
Speaker 7: no bathroom in there, no toileting, but that's strong.
Speaker 3: But that's where I went. I got changed and did
Speaker 3: my hair.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Is there a mirror, a.
Speaker 3: Full mirror floor, a ceiling.
Speaker 8: Sometimes your your best mate rides in. Every one gets
Speaker 8: changed here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, John, so he doesn't even use that.
Speaker 2: John McCall Oh, Johnny gets changed here. Yeah, he'd write like,
Speaker 2: is he a cyclist? Yeah? John has he got the
Speaker 2: has he got the shoes?
Speaker 3: He looks?
Speaker 1: I assumed, so he wouldn't, he'd be doing it properly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't post for that.
Speaker 3: I think he's a professional in every capacity of.
Speaker 2: Should I keep my hair straight in here?
Speaker 7: There's one in the bathroom, there's one in the ladies
Speaker 7: hairy tongs an that's hang.
Speaker 2: On, Yeah, you get the call the smikes.
Speaker 7: Ladies actually coming past in the toilet the other day,
Speaker 7: and he came to fetch it the first time.
Speaker 4: Going there.
Speaker 7: First thing in the morning's character assassination.
Speaker 2: Now it's spot on.
Speaker 5: Do we think what's the etiquette in obviously, like I
Speaker 5: would say, like seventy percent of people probably wear in
Speaker 5: their own shower. What is the customary thing to do
Speaker 5: in the public workshop? You would still winging in the
Speaker 5: public work shower? No, Jesus, yes he's not.
Speaker 2: Are you were? Yes?
Speaker 3: Or no?
Speaker 5: Would you we in the public workshow?
Speaker 3: I wouldn't know.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't shower it work unless I was desperate, unless
Speaker 4: I was a fire at home.
Speaker 5: Would you win the public Workshow you would see.
Speaker 8: I probably would, and I wouldn't be the first two
Speaker 8: and you won't be the last. What do you say
Speaker 8: about the shower the same saying it goes down the
Speaker 8: same drain, But.
Speaker 3: Then other people have to stand on it.
Speaker 2: Question seriously. There are hair products and stuff in the
Speaker 2: girls talk.
Speaker 1: They've got a they've got like a station.
Speaker 3: There have been in there.
Speaker 1: I know I've heard about it. I haven't been.
Speaker 4: I'll take a photo next time I'm going there.
Speaker 2: Photos in the other day I went in there. Now
Speaker 2: faced on me from in there the other day.
Speaker 3: There might be someone in there.
Speaker 5: Take the wireless mic.
Speaker 1: W Mike wan go that far is take this.
Speaker 7: Headphones face time because.
Speaker 1: He wants to see that I can bring it up
Speaker 1: on the big screen.
Speaker 2: We can't like that feature if.
Speaker 3: Someone's in there just making.
Speaker 7: The other day, I just went in to go to
Speaker 7: the bathroom and there was someone driving their hair, someone
Speaker 7: tonguing their hairs, doing their makeup.
Speaker 5: I was like, it's a bit awkward. That's fine, fine,
Speaker 5: sound like to floss and.
Speaker 2: Here we.
Speaker 1: Face time machine up on the big screen.
Speaker 2: Face time machine.
Speaker 1: There's that's the ones going on.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, we've got this. No no, no, we're back.
Speaker 2: We stopped recording. We're back. We're back.
Speaker 3: Can you hear me?
Speaker 2: We've got you? Have you got us? All right, I've
Speaker 2: got you.
Speaker 4: I'm standing in the.
Speaker 3: Like TheRoom.
Speaker 2: Okay, can we check? Can we inspect the station? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Do you want to go into toilets on the showers?
Speaker 2: I just I just want to inspect this. Should go
Speaker 2: the shower. Let's see. The shower is nice. We're going
Speaker 2: inside the shower now, door like a god.
Speaker 1: So much better than the guy shower. Do we not
Speaker 1: have so much better? No, we don't have any of that.
Speaker 2: We don't have a sink.
Speaker 1: I don't think so.
Speaker 3: It's great.
Speaker 8: There's a big mirror, heated tower rack like that is
Speaker 8: heated tower rack, and a rain shower.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Serious, Okay, can we inspect the station please?
Speaker 3: What's the station in the women's bathroom?
Speaker 2: Cleaner inside the women's toilet?
Speaker 1: Can you get landscape? NARKI no.
Speaker 2: Spray dryer, hair brushes?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wouldn't use communal hair HD.
Speaker 2: That's that's gym. That's no, that's solid. I'll pay that.
Speaker 2: That's good.
Speaker 3: I think there'd be a lot of people that probably
Speaker 3: go to the gym in the morning and then come in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 3: Products. But women need that stuff.
Speaker 1: But I feel like, you know, wouldn't us to have
Speaker 1: like we're going to canon half.
Speaker 2: Okay, bye bye bye by hanging up.
Speaker 1: Okay, we're going to communal can of recks owner in
Speaker 1: the boys.
Speaker 3: You should put the polo, ruffler and fragrances reckon that.
Speaker 3: How long did reckon until that gets stolen from there?
Speaker 3: With anyone else?
Speaker 2: What do you mean off?
Speaker 3: No one else? Restrooms?
Speaker 2: The restrooms, Yeah, only nover stuff.
Speaker 1: Security sometimes.
Speaker 3: Pollo the security guard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Pablo.
Speaker 7: The guy tell me if someone comes near me, don't
Speaker 7: punch them, hit them with the fist.
Speaker 3: Of my hand.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the scout Bruce Willis puts their nosebone through
Speaker 2: their brain.
Speaker 3: I don't know if i'd be doing that. I think
Speaker 3: I'll just be running the disabled toilets back.
Speaker 2: Yes, I used it just to test it, Yeah, the facility,
Speaker 2: just to test it. The door is a slow closure
Speaker 2: of the door.
Speaker 3: Yes, self closing.
Speaker 7: You know what.
Speaker 2: I don't like electric closing doors.
Speaker 3: No, too nervous at that open.
Speaker 7: Why did you use one of those ones on the town,
Speaker 7: like the public ones and parts and stuff with the doors,
Speaker 7: don't they time out if you're not in.
Speaker 3: There, if you're in there for too long, apparently it
Speaker 3: counts down. It says you've got five seconds.
Speaker 1: The extra time.
Speaker 2: I've stayed in a hotel room with an electric front door,
Speaker 2: and that rattled me. Well, I got rattled and I
Speaker 2: didn't go, so I went into the men's You just
Speaker 2: had a ge I just stood there, just had a look,
Speaker 2: right and freaked out. Freaked out right, fair enough nervous, Yeah,
Speaker 2: fair enough? All right, guys, what's we're getting up to today?
Speaker 7: I'm going to meet my friend in fed Square at
Speaker 7: the Dan's Deli.
Speaker 4: The other day I thought, who's going to dan Murphy
Speaker 4: is in the middle of town.
Speaker 7: Well, it's a full restaurant, is it. Yeah, it's not
Speaker 7: like an dance diner. That's It's called dan Steiner Fun.
Speaker 2: That's cool.
Speaker 3: One of the girls who organized that's we're going in
Speaker 3: the instant.
Speaker 2: Also exciting news, we're taking the show on the rail.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, we are going to Adelaide forgather around.
Speaker 3: Told you this yet. I was potentially up there for
Speaker 3: the whole week, but I now have to come back.
Speaker 2: You know, Tommy, yesterday's going up and down and up
Speaker 2: and down. There. Yeah, tell that's going to be a
Speaker 2: quick turnaround. So are you gonna come with us on
Speaker 2: an early flight Thursday? Yes, have a little lunch, yes,
Speaker 2: at the airport, and then and then a lunch on
Speaker 2: the Friday as well. Well, then we've got the game
Speaker 2: that night.
Speaker 3: Only I've got an option for you. It might have
Speaker 3: a better option for you, really yeah, but then you'll
Speaker 3: be left out and you won't like that.
Speaker 2: What's his for? What lunch on Friday?
Speaker 7: Or first I've got to do a lunch in Melbourne
Speaker 7: and then fly up at fiveay, straight to the football.
Speaker 2: I'll be with Lauren because we're best friends and we
Speaker 2: stick together for twenty years.
Speaker 7: Do you have a lunch at a pub somewhere in
Speaker 7: Adelaide and I've got lunch at Noble?
Speaker 2: Do you get to pick what you have at Noble
Speaker 2: the Black Cod? Yes? Actually no, I prefer to get Adelaide.
Speaker 2: Just go. You gotta say nobody's.
Speaker 5: Potentially we're going to tip some into the footy in the.
Speaker 3: Taking listeners to.
Speaker 5: Then drink responsible as half an hour behind, so we
Speaker 5: have to get up extraly.
Speaker 2: To get not like we're going to be we go back.
Speaker 2: I'm going to get jet.
Speaker 1: Half an hour jet lag.
Speaker 2: I will get.
Speaker 7: You going to the lunch and then flying down next
Speaker 7: for half an hour to get the good call. So
Speaker 7: I can do this functioning what times fly. But I'm
Speaker 7: probably gonna fly at about five, and which means I
Speaker 7: getting it.
Speaker 2: Out of here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you want to spend more time in Adelaide?
Speaker 2: Will be at.
Speaker 1: Fly from Adelaide to Sydney on Friday, and we can't
Speaker 1: say that's a long that's all that's I'm going to
Speaker 1: need a pillow.
Speaker 2: Wait, you're going to need a pillow.
Speaker 4: Twenty five minutes.
Speaker 3: I think I'm meant to be flying.
Speaker 2: To our fifty is it? No, it's longer than that,
Speaker 2: is it? Adelaide to Sydney.
Speaker 8: That's got to be two carts drink carts, that'll be
Speaker 8: that'll be a four hour No, no, no, it's not
Speaker 8: four question?
Speaker 3: Is that Friday our last day? And then we're on
Speaker 3: survey break? Oh, this is really what I think I
Speaker 3: might be.
Speaker 2: Hang on.
Speaker 1: Is that this is the week after Easter.
Speaker 4: It's a week. Wait, so this Easter and then there's
Speaker 4: a survey break.
Speaker 2: Yeah, survey break around Easter time. I thought we had
Speaker 2: a we don't know what we're doing yet.
Speaker 4: Oh, okay, copy that.
Speaker 2: Flight time?
Speaker 8: Oh sorry, flight time Adelaide to Sydney. Sydney, it's our
Speaker 8: fifty five pretty close.
Speaker 2: It's not bad.
Speaker 1: It's about an hour twenty.
Speaker 2: Melbourne to Adelaide's an hour twenty twenty.
Speaker 1: It's up and down, isn't it.
Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh no, I thought it was shorten than that. No,
Speaker 2: Sydney is like an hour, isn't it a question question?
Speaker 1: Hands on the winds. Fifty nine minutes sometimes, Yeah.
Speaker 2: That's solid.
Speaker 1: I love when they come over and we're going to
Speaker 1: make up some time here.
Speaker 2: We get a bit of a town. I get to
Speaker 2: New Zealand to and a half.
Speaker 1: Hour playing faster than they.
Speaker 2: You can't.
Speaker 3: You can't burns more fuels. It's much more expensive.
Speaker 2: But just fucking burn it. Let's go work for the concord.
Speaker 4: Timestamp.
Speaker 2: No, no, it's not too soon. It's okay.
Speaker 5: When are you going to New Zealand f loong on Saturday?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Are you flying into Queenstown? Into Queenstown? That is the best.
Speaker 1: Like during the day in the mountain.
Speaker 2: You can't land.
Speaker 6: Currently, the flight into Queenstown is the hard one of
Speaker 6: the hardest. I've watched a lot of YouTube videos about it.
Speaker 1: Can't land because it's like a mountains is Wellington quite bad?
Speaker 2: Wellington most there's always people of vomit on the plane
Speaker 2: leaning in Wellington, Windy Wellingcoln makes a lot of Yeah
Speaker 2: Queens its beautiful. Have you booked for Botswana yet? Touch me?
Speaker 2: You need to book and the show.
Speaker 4: The show's amazing. Botswana but Tree it's really great.
Speaker 3: There's also bots One a butchery in Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Yes there is.
Speaker 6: Yeah, there is Slinders Lane, I think really. Yeah, the
Speaker 6: showboard is also really good. In Queenstown.
Speaker 2: You taking the misso yeah, they were there for a wedding.
Speaker 2: You should go to on on Hot.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you have to book in advance though, because I
Speaker 7: tried to go and they booked and then I went
Speaker 7: to the man Made one and I basically just sat
Speaker 7: in a swimming pool.
Speaker 4: No better feeling than a day of skiing and plucky
Speaker 4: plumping a lot tub.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so nice, a little Yeah, you get a
Speaker 1: book on some like six or eight weeks in advance.
Speaker 2: Luck there.
Speaker 1: Bots One is nice though, we've.
Speaker 2: Got like a nine pm sitting them.
Speaker 1: But it was perfect because it was in some of
Speaker 1: the sun doesn't go down till ten thirty.
Speaker 4: She needs to borrow Lawrence Mikey.
Speaker 1: Haven't got a very nice to.
Speaker 2: Do that one shark it goes under the water. Huh
Speaker 2: the shark is like, it's like, ah.
Speaker 4: The Shark and NATO thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Shark Nado. Yeah yeah, yeah, go on the
Speaker 2: Shark Nado. It was like a submarine boat in the
Speaker 2: shape of a shark and it hounds along and it
Speaker 2: goes under the water.
Speaker 6: Oh do you know what I can recommend? I thought
Speaker 6: it was super lame when Dusky was like, let's go
Speaker 6: play frisbee golf.
Speaker 4: So fun. Frisbee golf on the.
Speaker 1: Mount Coronet.
Speaker 6: No, no, no, it's in the Botanic garden area near
Speaker 6: the water in Keleanstown. Frisbee golf is so fun. I
Speaker 6: really got into it.
Speaker 2: You taket like a.
Speaker 5: Part three, part four or part five. Yeah, frisbee.
Speaker 4: You've got to throw the frisbee.
Speaker 2: And it stopped.
Speaker 5: Then you got to go to that spot and then
Speaker 5: throw it again.
Speaker 2: And I won.
Speaker 5: It's called disc golf.
Speaker 4: Actually, oh sorry, now.
Speaker 1: I did the loose but it was it was in
Speaker 1: summer so that it was like a forty five minute lineup.
Speaker 1: I think for a forty minute. We paid for five,
Speaker 1: we did three and we bailed. Yeah, that's enough, that's yeah.
Speaker 2: Once you've loosed once.
Speaker 1: But did you go to all you can eat restaurant?
Speaker 3: On the top of that, Oh so good's you can
Speaker 3: or you can eat?
Speaker 1: It's boogie though. They've got like a steak guy that
Speaker 1: cuts the steak in front of them. They've got a
Speaker 1: seafood section that it's very good.
Speaker 2: Alright, recommend we better guy. We gotta call it. We've
Speaker 2: got meetings, Clin's got legg Day, see Tom, everybody, final thoughts,
Speaker 2: knock
Speaker 4: Bye for now.