Speaker 1: We got get you the money every day, every lazy
Speaker 1: Adelaide day.
Speaker 2: I've said it once. I feel like I've said it
Speaker 2: one hundred times. I'll say it once more. Fridays are
Speaker 2: done right, Joe's when you get a nice little injection
Speaker 2: of Ryan Fitzy Fitzgerald.
Speaker 3: Can I bring up this week?
Speaker 4: How special it was alboy let us play backyard cricket
Speaker 4: at his his house at Kiribilly House during the weekend.
Speaker 4: How you know how weird it is being from portla
Speaker 4: Lunga and a southern boy from forty k south of
Speaker 4: Adelaide to then rock up the Currabilly House and have
Speaker 4: a look at security and snipers just with you, to
Speaker 4: have these red laser beams on your head, knowing what
Speaker 4: your background's like walking into Kurrabilly House, it's a very
Speaker 4: surreal moment just to be like rolling the arm over
Speaker 4: to the Prime Minister. Chris Min's the new South Wales
Speaker 4: Premier was there as well and it was a great.
Speaker 3: Day, a brilliant day.
Speaker 5: Is Kurribilly House a sort of oh can we crush
Speaker 5: at your place?
Speaker 1: Kind of vibe as well? What's it like in front?
Speaker 1: Did you go inside?
Speaker 4: No, it's actually been underwhelming, like it's yeah, it's a
Speaker 4: really old house, Joe's. They only have one toilet down
Speaker 4: on the bottom level that everyone has to use to
Speaker 4: get changed into their cricket whites, so that there was
Speaker 4: a big line up to get into that toilet. These
Speaker 4: stairs that go upstairs are all riped off.
Speaker 3: Do you know the funny thing about this.
Speaker 4: We've been doing this for a few years now and
Speaker 4: Elbow a couple of years ago. At the end of
Speaker 4: the day, it's a great day. We finish about midday.
Speaker 4: We have a big barbie and stuff and have something
Speaker 4: to eat. But as everyone's packing up, he grabs one
Speaker 4: of our technicians from Nova, Robbie Zamora Legend, and goes, hey, Robbie,
Speaker 4: I've got a new television upstairs.
Speaker 3: Can you come and wire it up for me?
Speaker 4: So it was like he bought a television off the
Speaker 4: back of a truck hot and he got one of
Speaker 4: our texts to set up.
Speaker 3: He's Telly in his.
Speaker 2: Bedroom talking and gard I did hear a via Jason
Speaker 2: Lauren as well that Clint stand Away was there and
Speaker 2: did a very very good job. And then he told
Speaker 2: the story about how when he went to one of
Speaker 2: the toilets there. There was air freshener in there, and
Speaker 2: was the good old fashioned orange power remember the orange yes.
Speaker 4: Which is also remember that you can also get the
Speaker 4: orange goo remover.
Speaker 3: It's really really good. It's good stuff.
Speaker 4: So I hope no one annihilated the Prime Minister's toilet.
Speaker 4: We were looking for the seller. There's an amazing wine
Speaker 4: cellar apparently, but we couldn't find it.
Speaker 1: That's disappointing.
Speaker 5: What's it like just standing around having a beer with
Speaker 5: elbow post cricket?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you do? What do you put your hands?
Speaker 2: He Curtsey? Do you give me a kiss on the forehead?
Speaker 2: What do you do?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 3: See our bows?
Speaker 4: Easy to have a conversation with, you know. The first
Speaker 4: Prime minute, I came up with this idea to play
Speaker 4: backyard cricket and raise money for charity. And we do
Speaker 4: it for Lifeline and tea and mental health and stuff
Speaker 4: and it's a great day. But we asked Julia Gillard
Speaker 4: this is how far back we win? She knocked us back.
Speaker 4: Kevin Rudd knocked us back, Tony Abbott knocked us back.
Speaker 4: The first Prime Minister to let us do it was
Speaker 4: actually Scott Morrison SMO was the one who said, yeah,
Speaker 4: come over, and it started with Scomo and we've been
Speaker 4: doing it every year since. So it's a great day
Speaker 4: and we want to continue it. Let's be honest.
Speaker 2: The Prime minister ship in Australia is sometimes a bit
Speaker 2: of a popularity contest and look Scomo is one of
Speaker 2: the more popular prime ministers. You're a bit of an
Speaker 2: interesting spot there, fits can we do this? Goes bloody oath,
Speaker 2: you kid.
Speaker 4: I think it's his His legacy will be the backyard
Speaker 4: cricket game and trying to play the ukulele on sixty
Speaker 4: minutes so.
Speaker 1: Much springs to mine every single time.
Speaker 3: Bruce there.
Speaker 4: Do you know it must have been one of those
Speaker 4: moments where he said to his missus, I'm going to
Speaker 4: go for it.
Speaker 3: Just you've just got to back me up here. I'm
Speaker 3: going to go for it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And she didn't back him up.
Speaker 1: She was like one of.
Speaker 5: She was like one of the partners of those Australian
Speaker 5: Idol contestants who went, yes, you've got a great voice, star,
Speaker 5: you should definitely do that.
Speaker 2: They're just saying those hurtle things because they're jealous.
Speaker 1: Yep, yes exactly, We're well done.
Speaker 5: On the match this week. That was absolutely huge for
Speaker 5: you guys. Front page of the Tires are here and
Speaker 5: also front.
Speaker 1: Page of the Daily Telegraph in Sydney. It was huge.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, can I just say I showed Richard Wilkins the
Speaker 4: front page of the Advertiser and there was a headline
Speaker 4: underneath Richard Wilkins that said fat cats, fat cats, which
Speaker 4: he wasn't too happy with. So poor Dicky has put
Speaker 4: on a couple of cages and they obviously pointed it out.
Speaker 5: Oh bless him, and I did hear him on your
Speaker 5: show say that normally when he's on the front page
Speaker 5: of the papers because something's gone wrong.
Speaker 4: So well done, or it's another relationship with a high
Speaker 4: profile woman.
Speaker 2: So you appreciate you. Thanks for your time. We'll do
Speaker 2: it all again next week.
Speaker 3: See you're spawning.
Speaker 8: The following segment is the mature audiences only and may
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Speaker 2: We found a space where Jody already absolutely shines because
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Speaker 2: what I mean?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know what you're trying to say. But if
Speaker 5: this is anyone's wheelhouse, it's yours.
Speaker 1: My friend.
Speaker 2: It's probably what seventy thirty you reckon?
Speaker 1: Yes, you're what.
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Speaker 2: us to be just a little bit riskald but blue
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Speaker 2: It's really offensive. I don't think there's any way that
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Speaker 5: I'm touching and what I'm tasting you.
Speaker 2: Know, okay, number four I like this one as well.
Speaker 2: I think I've been in this situation that's been said
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Speaker 2: you talked to a doctor?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
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Speaker 5: the gym, and they don't bring it tow what how
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Speaker 2: You're having sex with these dudes in the gym?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 2: This is not something you say? It's more so just
Speaker 2: to look. And that is the look of disgust. Oh,
Speaker 2: so it could be one single, quick little look that
Speaker 2: can make people go well clearly and set you in
Speaker 2: a zone. We're like, well, I've lost all conference.
Speaker 1: Okay, I know this is quite linking.
Speaker 2: To the sweat thing too. Probably this is quite visual.
Speaker 5: But if what's the look of disgust in the bedroom
Speaker 5: for you? If you had to give it an right ready
Speaker 5: on three to one, two one go.
Speaker 2: That situation, let's go. It makes me turn the lights
Speaker 2: off while she keeps looks to discussed that I can't
Speaker 2: see number two And this is a big funt as well.
Speaker 2: Are you almost done? But what it is saying is
Speaker 2: that you are having such little pleasure that you wanted
Speaker 2: to end sooner rather than when I you said, are
Speaker 2: you almost done? Because I hope you keep on going forever.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no one has ever said that.
Speaker 1: No, but we're busy women. We've got things to do anyway.
Speaker 2: And the final one, it's really nasty as well. If
Speaker 2: you're physically against this sort of stuff touching your skin,
Speaker 2: why are you breathing so hard.
Speaker 1: Because I'm excited because.
Speaker 2: I'm enjoying myself. Yeah, you know.
Speaker 1: It's tricky territory, isn't it.
Speaker 2: It is tricky territory. And I really feel like the majority,
Speaker 2: the majority of these things that have been said are
Speaker 2: being said from probably women to men. Yeah, I just yeah.
Speaker 5: Have you ever been on the receiving end of something
Speaker 5: where you thought, oh, why I ain't doing this right?
Speaker 1: Something wrong here?
Speaker 2: Yes, it's number three. Oh, it's probably the look of discussion, yes,
Speaker 2: and you feel like and then once you get in
Speaker 2: that sort of zone, then maybe you're trying too hard
Speaker 2: makes it much worse.
Speaker 5: I've got some advice for everyone if they're feeling a
Speaker 5: bit nervous in this area. Right, all you have to
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Speaker 2: You scream out Green Go, I'm so sorry, Go Goes,
Speaker 2: what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: And you're like nothing.
Speaker 2: Joe's tomorrow history in the making. That's what's going to happen.
Speaker 2: Very very confident that South Australia will beat Victoria in
Speaker 2: the One Day Cup Final and then to thirteen years
Speaker 2: drought if you don't mind. Yes, in terms of this space,
Speaker 2: it's been even longer, nearly thirty years since a boy's
Speaker 2: held up a shield title one of the absolute favorites,
Speaker 2: and the heart and soul, the glue of the side
Speaker 2: joins us right now, very very like it's Jake Laming.
Speaker 2: Oh Jake, Oh Jake, Thanks guys, thanks for having me.
Speaker 2: Is that fair heart and soul glue of the side.
Speaker 6: I wouldn't say that as much, but I probably have
Speaker 6: been around the longest.
Speaker 1: Now, are you the oldest insight?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I think I think as has me, but obviously he's
Speaker 6: away representing Australia most of the time now, so yeah,
Speaker 6: fortunately that is me.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: You Does that mean you're the most mature? Probably not.
Speaker 6: Probably a little skipper Nathan McSween is beyond his years immaturity,
Speaker 6: So I'll probably give.
Speaker 3: It to him.
Speaker 2: He's pretty perfect, isn't he. He's perfect as he seems
Speaker 2: you're looking a him. He's a good looking roost, he's
Speaker 2: got the perfect teeth. He's just pretty outstanding. Yeah, he's
Speaker 2: just one.
Speaker 6: Of those characters, as I just said him before. But
Speaker 6: Alex Carrey, you know, people say he's a nice man,
Speaker 6: he's good looking, he's got everything, And I genuinely think
Speaker 6: Nathan McSween is one of those other yeah right, characters
Speaker 6: that are on the path of that type of person.
Speaker 2: Any weaknesses, Like can you tell us something about even
Speaker 2: Kerry mc splain what he tells he's got tinier or
Speaker 2: something like.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well I got I got one for each so Kez.
Speaker 6: I don't know if you're watched any social media in
Speaker 6: the last little bit, but he is very tight with
Speaker 6: his money. Really get him to buy the beers first
Speaker 6: if you go out with yeah.
Speaker 5: Well that's interesting for the bloke that probably earns the
Speaker 5: most of the whole tame correct.
Speaker 6: Correct, And then McSweeney he does have odd looking toes,
Speaker 6: really don't have it all.
Speaker 5: Well, you just mentioned there that you're one of the
Speaker 5: oldest in the team. How do you think that makes
Speaker 5: me feel because back in the day I used to
Speaker 5: babysit you, Jake, babysit you, you and your sister when
Speaker 5: you were knee hider Grasshoppers in England. I did set
Speaker 5: one hundred percent, sat and watched you as Toildren.
Speaker 6: I can't I can't believe it when you know, when
Speaker 6: people are talking about it and you know where you're
Speaker 6: around for this, did you see this? There's all these
Speaker 6: different things and I'm like, yeah, I was actually at
Speaker 6: that game. Yeah, oh yep, I've done that, or I've
Speaker 6: done this, or I've seen that, and yeah, it's just
Speaker 6: so many it just feels like it wasn't that long ago,
Speaker 6: but obviously it is.
Speaker 1: Well it really does.
Speaker 5: And the last time that South Australia Want to Shield
Speaker 5: your dad played.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I know, and once again I was there. I
Speaker 6: was only two or three, but I remember a grand
Speaker 6: part of the time. He had me up on his
Speaker 6: up on his shoulders and we were at the game
Speaker 6: and running out on the ground and all those experiences.
Speaker 6: So you know, I've seen it and hopefully we can
Speaker 6: recreate that again.
Speaker 2: Mate, can't wait. And seriously, twenty seven degrees it's a
Speaker 2: good spot as well. There's nothing else going on. Get
Speaker 2: down and get behind South Australian cricket team because hopefully
Speaker 2: it's history in the maker.
Speaker 5: I love you, mate, where you've been the last thirteen
Speaker 5: years when we've had no success.
Speaker 1: Now you're all over them like a rash.
Speaker 2: She just popped up out of a crack, goes south straight. Jake,
Speaker 2: thanks so much for coming and mate, and good luck.
Speaker 2: No thanks, It's time for some accountability Friday.
Speaker 8: Somebody royally forked up the top four things that forked.
Speaker 2: Up this week. Okay, so this is the part where
Speaker 2: we have to be a little bit cannibal. Maybe we
Speaker 2: learn in this space, and I'm looking forward to the
Speaker 2: day that producer says, Hey, guess what, we can't do
Speaker 2: this segment anymore because you guys were flawless.
Speaker 5: That is the big glittery unicorn in the sky that
Speaker 5: is never going to happen.
Speaker 2: Feels like that too, it does. Sometimes you can do
Speaker 2: a daily for.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, but you Molly, what you've got for
Speaker 1: us this week?
Speaker 9: Okay, we're starting with number four. This is maybe my
Speaker 9: favorite of the week. There's a lot of things we
Speaker 9: love about you, Hazy. Obviously, one of those things is
Speaker 9: not your knowledge of popular health.
Speaker 2: Foods or Burnside with all their fancy foods.
Speaker 5: It's not Burnside bash just because they've got an elite
Speaker 5: shopping set.
Speaker 2: Passed me another Asahi bowl? Can I ask you a question?
Speaker 2: Producing can ask this to you as well. Have you,
Speaker 2: guys ever eaten an Asahi bowl?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I don't love them.
Speaker 2: I've never. I've never consumed one.
Speaker 9: Is it a sai or a Sahi?
Speaker 2: I've consumed a bowl of a star?
Speaker 5: He don't all there's not too many bowls of a Sarhi?
Speaker 2: Getting around birds?
Speaker 10: All right?
Speaker 9: Number three Jodie, Yes, oh no, oh, what do I do?
Speaker 9: You're an impressive operator. How long have you been in radio?
Speaker 1: It's three hundred years? Yeah, it feels like that. You
Speaker 1: do have a few issues.
Speaker 9: One is reading our most important piece of paper, the
Speaker 9: run sheet.
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 1: Are you thinking?
Speaker 2: I'm thinking not right now, I'm thinking in the next
Speaker 2: five or six minutes. Okay, all right, Well, you're you're
Speaker 2: so keen to this. I know you're so very keen
Speaker 2: to this.
Speaker 5: But what I have come to understand is that you're
Speaker 5: out of this ship. So we do whatever you say.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm most catching Okay, oh, I'm reading the run sheet.
Speaker 2: I think you should the sun. I just guess the
Speaker 2: stage those where you can't pretend that that was supposed
Speaker 2: to happen anymore. No, I just feel the curtain back.
Speaker 1: I get it all right. Number two.
Speaker 9: We love our listeners obviously, but the first time one
Speaker 9: is making an entry, this is a big four cup.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Shannon, good morning. I have two children, burn
Speaker 1: on the birth and we're doing a.
Speaker 7: Rock paper scissizen here right now?
Speaker 2: Can we let's hunt let's try.
Speaker 5: To do it.
Speaker 2: Let's let's time to go, come on home and come
Speaker 2: on down?
Speaker 1: Was hunt to ball on the first, oh February.
Speaker 7: No, this is going to kick out some who was play.
Speaker 2: My very goodness, big pokup.
Speaker 5: We had to all check the teas and seas after
Speaker 5: that because you can't have two people playing but the
Speaker 5: thousand dollars, right, it's not fair like an double chance.
Speaker 1: And weren't we all flat after that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it happens, but we learned something was that I
Speaker 2: don't know, but it was just a solid message. There
Speaker 2: was a solid message in that, all right.
Speaker 1: Finally, as I've said, we love taking your calls.
Speaker 9: On thirteen twenty four ten, another listener making the list
Speaker 9: this week. Uh oh, Vanessa from Elizabeth, if you're listening,
Speaker 9: you've taken it out with this.
Speaker 5: Hey, what happened when your kids got their hand on
Speaker 5: the phone.
Speaker 7: My grandson was four or five years old. His name
Speaker 7: is Nate. Yeah, he is about eight now.
Speaker 10: But then he got my phone.
Speaker 7: It took her photo of his you know what, and
Speaker 7: then it so most of my friends on snapchat.
Speaker 3: Oh well.
Speaker 2: He did that's as as he gets. Yeah, he did that.
Speaker 2: He did that.
Speaker 5: He definitely did that. Yes, Hey, look here's my Willie.
Speaker 1: Hey, your mum's friends. He's my little dude.
Speaker 2: All start early, don't they? Kids these days? I just
Speaker 2: don't know what's happening behind the scenes. Thank you very much,
Speaker 2: Producing Molly appreciate that. A lot to work on, as
Speaker 2: we say each and every week.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have you all start with reading. Yes, thank
Speaker 1: you so much.
Speaker 2: When you change workplaces, jode's a new environment, new mechanics,
Speaker 2: new situations, you can find yourself and it can be
Speaker 2: a little bit trigger, It can be a little bit stressful.
Speaker 5: I think for everyone, you just want to fast forward
Speaker 5: at least three months down the track so you know
Speaker 5: what you're doing. You feel confident, You feel confident, and
Speaker 5: you begin to get to know your work.
Speaker 2: Mates, yes, workmates and also muscle memory. You don't have
Speaker 2: to think about your surroundings too much.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess all of us at this point, wish
Speaker 5: producer Molly could have fast forwarded three months. It's been
Speaker 5: an eventful a couple of weeks since you joined us. First,
Speaker 5: there was the Great Prime Minister debacle where he called in.
Speaker 1: He called in and.
Speaker 5: Said, Alo, it's Anthony Alberannizi here, and you thought it
Speaker 5: was some sort of fringe performer impersonating the Prime Minister.
Speaker 5: And then you were like, yeah, cool mate, I'm just
Speaker 5: going to pop you on hold.
Speaker 2: You had a valid excuse. Yeah, he literally just caught
Speaker 2: up on his font. Yeah, So using this situation like
Speaker 2: that that build the curtain back, like you there's a
Speaker 2: switch line and it's all very formal in terms of
Speaker 2: when you speak the high profile people. He just called
Speaker 2: off his mob.
Speaker 9: Also, I was going to osher what's his name, Gonsberg, Yeah,
Speaker 9: through a PR person before, Like I've had to wait
Speaker 9: to speak to him.
Speaker 1: So I'm thinking, yeah, Albo's not ringing directs on his
Speaker 1: So do you have his mobile number now? I may
Speaker 1: have his mobile number. That's actually pretty cool, isn't it
Speaker 1: isn't that cool?
Speaker 5: So there was that, and you know, yesterday got very emotional,
Speaker 5: so you opened up about your inner metriosis battle.
Speaker 1: It's been such a rollercoaster.
Speaker 5: But I think maybe the low point, which we all
Speaker 5: thought would be elbow, was.
Speaker 1: When you.
Speaker 5: And to get around the Nova building. You have to
Speaker 5: have a swipe card, right, otherwise you get confined into
Speaker 5: certain spaces.
Speaker 1: You and it's all on camera. Don't worry about that.
Speaker 5: Locked yourself into the reception area, and then tell everyone
Speaker 5: what you tried to do. You went behind reception to
Speaker 5: try to make a phone call.
Speaker 1: What they helped.
Speaker 9: I couldn't think of any other way to get anyone's
Speaker 9: attention because I had no swipe card, no phone. And
Speaker 9: if you've ever been to aradio station before, everything is soundproof.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so no one can hear you banging. Yeah I
Speaker 1: was calling help.
Speaker 2: Hello. I'll tell you what. If you want to trap
Speaker 2: someone and you don't want them to be found, particularly
Speaker 2: on the weekend, take them lock them inside a radio station. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that is some soundproof stuff. If you see the video,
Speaker 2: and please have a look at it at Jodi and
Speaker 2: Hazy on Instagram. It almost feels like you're in jail,
Speaker 2: like you cruiser. I think at one stage you're like
Speaker 2: rattling the doors, and then you started doing push ups,
Speaker 2: started doing chin ups as well.
Speaker 1: And then did you try and call the competition lined? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I was trying to do.
Speaker 9: I thought if I called that in twenty four to ten,
Speaker 9: someone will hear me.
Speaker 1: And I found the phone.
Speaker 9: I couldn't crack the passwords, so I just thought, oh,
Speaker 9: what would it be? And over nine one night?
Speaker 1: So I just did nine one nine one.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, hang on a second. You didn't know the number.
Speaker 9: No, I didn't know how to get into her mote,
Speaker 9: all right.
Speaker 1: Phone, So Gina's fine. She couldn't crack it.
Speaker 2: How dear Gena's phone not being over not my mind?
Speaker 2: A passwords?
Speaker 1: No, it's a work phone.
Speaker 9: It's a reception phone, but it's not a normal will
Speaker 9: die lup?
Speaker 2: She just tried one two three.
Speaker 5: I just love that Josh would have had the phone
Speaker 5: going hello, nover you calling for red room tickets, calling
Speaker 5: for entry to the room.
Speaker 2: Here, I'm trying to run, trying to run show with it,
Speaker 2: thirteen three four ten what did you get locked out
Speaker 2: of I remember the first time that to my wife
Speaker 2: when it reseas she would when be for the longest time,
Speaker 2: and maybe not so much now. It's probably every second
Speaker 2: or third year. She's Scottish and she would make a
Speaker 2: point of going back to Scotland with her mum to
Speaker 2: see her grandparents each and every year. So the first
Speaker 2: time that she left and she talked to Henry when
Speaker 2: he was about maybe one years old, I was at
Speaker 2: home by myself for the first time in a long time,
Speaker 2: and wouldn't you believe it, like within seconds, completely locked out,
Speaker 2: completely locked out, And it got to the stage where
Speaker 2: it was dusk, and I was like, I don't want
Speaker 2: to I don't want to smash your window, but it's
Speaker 2: heading towards that situation, and i'd have made there. Who
Speaker 2: were a three year old and we put him through
Speaker 2: the doggy door. He did and said, mate, just you know,
Speaker 2: just trying to direct him. Three years old, tough age, tough,
Speaker 2: they get something in their head. You can't crack them right.
Speaker 2: So he got in there and as soon as you
Speaker 2: got in there, it started getting dark instead of darker inside,
Speaker 2: and he started freaking out, like properly freaking out, like
Speaker 2: just open the door, just don't open the door. Instead,
Speaker 2: he was almost batting on a rampage inside the house,
Speaker 2: so I had to go, I've got to do it
Speaker 2: now and smash the window and get in there.
Speaker 1: Oh no, it's.
Speaker 2: Tough as well. When you smash your own window, you
Speaker 2: start calculating as well how much it's going to cost.
Speaker 1: And you're a bit of a nice as well.
Speaker 2: You're an idiot because it's completely your fault. And the
Speaker 2: keys in the corner there in the kitchen being like, hello,
Speaker 2: you're looking for me.
Speaker 5: Very frustrating Joe, very cute stories about being locked out
Speaker 5: of places. Hold my beer, please, you go one beauty,
Speaker 5: and it involved me in my g string, unable to
Speaker 5: get back in somewhere.
Speaker 2: Oh my very goodness, I'm sticking around for that.
Speaker 5: Yes, okay, creep, where did you lock yourself out of?
Speaker 1: Ashley? Good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 7: I got locked out in Bali. We were with three
Speaker 7: mates and we only had two keys. One went home
Speaker 7: quite early in the night and me and the other
Speaker 7: stayed out at that really huge bar and she went
Speaker 7: to the toilet and lost me and she had the
Speaker 7: key and I had all the cash. So after like
Speaker 7: an hour of thirteen and I went back to the villa.
Speaker 7: My friend's room was on the other side of the building,
Speaker 7: so I was trying to get over the fence because
Speaker 7: she couldn't hear me knocking, and the security guard decided
Speaker 7: to help me and he threw me over and it
Speaker 7: was stone and I ended up with scratches all over
Speaker 7: my body. But eventually my friend on the second story
Speaker 7: woke up and let me Actually, I'm.
Speaker 5: Going to suggest something here, shoot me down if you will.
Speaker 5: Were there a few margaritas involved?
Speaker 3: There was lot.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 7: I just think my friend's a bit of a blonde,
Speaker 7: but she's not blonde. Because I don't know how she
Speaker 7: lost me. I sat in the same spot for like
Speaker 7: an hour waiting for her and then and she had
Speaker 7: no cash, so I don't know how she ended up
Speaker 7: getting back to the acromination.
Speaker 1: She to say that mystery will remain in Bali forever.
Speaker 2: That's it, it will live and die and Bali, oh,
Speaker 2: bless you. Let's go to nor London Downs. Let's go
Speaker 2: to Shane. What don't you Shane?
Speaker 1: Gooday guy?
Speaker 4: Here?
Speaker 1: Where'd you get locked out of?
Speaker 9: Shane's not a barley? Incident.
Speaker 2: But on the way to Bali in the airport, I
Speaker 2: locked your keys in the car.
Speaker 1: It was late for my flight, left all my luggage
Speaker 1: in the car.
Speaker 9: And left that's the Barley without bags and had everything
Speaker 9: over there.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, Shane, you red hot mess. Do you
Speaker 2: know what?
Speaker 3: Barley is?
Speaker 2: A good spot though, where you actually can turn. I've
Speaker 2: been a couple of food trips where some of my
Speaker 2: fellow teammates have just turned up with a plastic bag
Speaker 2: because they rely on getting there and buying stuff because.
Speaker 1: Shame hang on.
Speaker 5: So you you you got on the plane for Bali
Speaker 5: knowing that your keys were locked in your car or
Speaker 5: your luggage was in the car.
Speaker 1: What happened upon your return?
Speaker 7: It's about three hours to get someone out there to
Speaker 7: get the keys out of the car.
Speaker 5: On a.
Speaker 2: Yes, And I feel like Shane probably wouldn't have been
Speaker 2: in a great mood to have to organize something in
Speaker 2: that post Barley trip.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I understand, Thank you, Shane, Just having a little
Speaker 5: chat about producing. Molly locked herself into the reception area
Speaker 5: here and over in her second week, didn't have a
Speaker 5: swipe card, frantically tried to bust into the phone system
Speaker 5: and guessing the password.
Speaker 1: What a hot mess you were. Anyway, the video is incriminating.
Speaker 9: It's on our Instagram at Jodie and Hazy.
Speaker 5: Yes, and it did remind me of a time that
Speaker 5: I was on a work trip and I was in
Speaker 5: a hotel room by myself and I heard a commotion
Speaker 5: out in the hallway at around two am. So I
Speaker 5: proceeded to jump out of bed wearing nothing but my underwear.
Speaker 2: A meal Molly now that you just confirmation actually could
Speaker 2: be Molly as well.
Speaker 5: Anyway, so as I take a step into the hallway,
Speaker 5: I didn't mean to do it, but I heard the
Speaker 5: click of the door behind me, and obviously I didn't
Speaker 5: take my swipe cart or anything, so I was just
Speaker 5: checking what the commotion was. And so there I am
Speaker 5: stranded in a d string in the hallway with nothing
Speaker 5: like just covering my boobs like that, and I went
Speaker 5: into full scale panic mode. And at that time, someone
Speaker 5: came up in the lift, so I had to poke
Speaker 5: my rather and I was.
Speaker 1: Just like, can you please help me, help.
Speaker 5: Make someone saw it, someone saw me, and also in
Speaker 5: my head, I'm thinking there's a camera footage of this,
Speaker 5: and anyway, so they went downstairs to reception and kindly
Speaker 5: got someone to come up with a spare swipey and
Speaker 5: let me back into my room.
Speaker 1: There you go, good things.
Speaker 2: There's a key message in that, isn't there. You should
Speaker 2: never enter a place where you could get locked into
Speaker 2: wearing just not much at all, even if just a
Speaker 2: G string.
Speaker 1: Well, cheers tips.
Speaker 2: We live and we learn, though, don't we.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah we do.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten Charmaine in the morning.
Speaker 1: Hello, what happened to you? Where'd you get trapped?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 10: I got locked inside somewhere. Now this story is slightly
Speaker 10: I racied so and one with little kids in the car,
Speaker 10: but I'll stay in a nice way, Okay.
Speaker 7: So I.
Speaker 10: I grew up in a small country town and one
Speaker 10: Saturday night we were all at the footy club rooms,
Speaker 10: and towards the end of the night, my boyfriend and
Speaker 10: I took ourselves off to the bathroom and we were
Speaker 10: doing a little bit of hanky panky again, you.
Speaker 5: Know, just deeling down on what happened in the third quarter,
Speaker 5: that sort of vibe.
Speaker 10: Yeah, And then when we came out, all the lights
Speaker 10: were off and we had been locked inside the cloud room.
Speaker 10: So we tried to get out, and then we set
Speaker 10: the alarm off, which was insanely loud and honestly would
Speaker 10: have woken up being tired town. So I started freaking out,
Speaker 10: thinking the police were going to come and arrest us
Speaker 10: for trying to break in. So then I had to
Speaker 10: call my uncle, who I knew how to key to
Speaker 10: the cub room, to come and rescue us and turn
Speaker 10: the alarm off. But the entire town obviously found out
Speaker 10: what had happened and who it was, and it was
Speaker 10: very embarrassing, and my parents were also very embarrassed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, did everyone find out exactly why you got locked
Speaker 2: in the first place?
Speaker 10: Everyone just knew. So that's what we would have been.
Speaker 2: We were young. We were young.
Speaker 5: Was the situation at the time? Was he just wearing
Speaker 5: like a footag jumper?
Speaker 10: So when my uncle came, we were all ready to go.
Speaker 1: We did my uncle Mick.
Speaker 2: Once again. Joe lesson than that, I'm not sure what
Speaker 2: it is. Yeah, what an interesting space this is. It's
Speaker 2: a chance for you to choose the music and things
Speaker 2: get a little bit of competitive behind the scene.
Speaker 5: It's not going well for me this year. Normally I
Speaker 5: dominate this competition. I've been the reigning queen for two
Speaker 5: years running. However, since we've changed the format to a
Speaker 5: random generator that comes up with five or six songs
Speaker 5: that we have to like, buzz in when we hear
Speaker 5: the one we like, it hasn't.
Speaker 1: Been going well.
Speaker 2: It was two thousand and three, as year I graduated
Speaker 2: high school, you met with this one. It's a good turn, guys,
Speaker 2: what can I say? It's a good turn. I it's
Speaker 2: in an extremely different direction, really solid U turn?
Speaker 3: What do you hear?
Speaker 2: Good luck? I'm my mother. I scared myself there for
Speaker 2: a second.
Speaker 1: Graduated high school? You say, yeah, in two thousand and three? Okay,
Speaker 1: what sort of results did we go with?
Speaker 2: I graduated high school in two thousand and three? Looks
Speaker 2: like it bogged down the details? Don't you dare ask
Speaker 2: what my tr was? What's a yeah?
Speaker 1: It's like your HSC result. It wasn't good. I already
Speaker 1: know the answer.
Speaker 2: Do you Who told you? I haven't told anyone taking
Speaker 2: that to the grade.
Speaker 5: Anyway, We digress, all right, Camera guy, Josh, producers, Josh
Speaker 5: whatever you're calling yourself these days because you're hybrid operator.
Speaker 3: That's it.
Speaker 1: How did we go?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 2: Can I have a little drumroll please, of course you
Speaker 2: can great devastatingly it's Andrew Hayes. He's on an.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 2: I didn't see this coming. I thought you were going
Speaker 2: to win this one.
Speaker 10: You really?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh, I guess that takes us to a four to
Speaker 2: one for Battle of the Bangers. Ladies and gentlemen, you win.
Speaker 2: This one for this week is fifty cent the beautiful, gorgeous,
Speaker 2: wholesome song. It's called p Imp Enjoy.
Speaker 4: I need to know.
Speaker 3: I need to know now.
Speaker 2: I need to know.
Speaker 3: I need to know. I need to know what to
Speaker 3: news today.
Speaker 2: To know this she is what you need to know.
Speaker 9: You know what you need to know with Jody and
Speaker 9: Asy what about this?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 1: What about when you drop your car to the mechanic?
Speaker 1: You think in safe hands?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And what I'm saying I often think when I drop
Speaker 2: it off the mechanic? Do I count the coins?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Do I check the glove box if there's a couple
Speaker 2: of loose notes? Maybe you count the coins just as
Speaker 2: a bit of a trust test. But surely they wouldn't
Speaker 2: be silly enough to steal.
Speaker 1: Also, could you be a bigger title? But they're coins?
Speaker 1: Who cares?
Speaker 2: It's seventy cents jokes, Okay, it's seventy cents.
Speaker 1: Right, Okay.
Speaker 5: So a woman was left with a very nasty surprise
Speaker 5: after taking her car to the mechanic. She was told
Speaker 5: on the Friday that there was a part needed and
Speaker 5: it wasn't going to be coming in for quite some days.
Speaker 5: So she left the car there over the weekend, looking
Speaker 5: to collect it on the following Monday. So when she
Speaker 5: went to get her beloved forward focused back, she checked
Speaker 5: the dash cam footage.
Speaker 1: I don't know why. Yeah, that seems off. It does
Speaker 1: sing a little random, doesn't it.
Speaker 5: AnyWho, she explained, he took it home, He left it
Speaker 5: parked in his driveway overnight, which is something that I
Speaker 5: don't even do. He took it through a McDonald's drive
Speaker 5: through with his kid in the car, and he also went.
Speaker 1: To seven eleven. Isn't that as well? As if the
Speaker 1: dash cam.
Speaker 5: Caught the car doing seventy one in a sixty zone,
Speaker 5: even hitting ninety three k's in a backstreet.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's extremely illegal. Is dangerous?
Speaker 1: Yes? So true? Thank you mate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's an interesting one, isn't it. Because you definitely
Speaker 2: shouldn't do it. There's no excuses for it. But what
Speaker 2: I'm focusing on. And in this story as well, they
Speaker 2: talk about how they see some reallyical cars. Yeah, the
Speaker 2: Ford focus was the one over line saying, you know,
Speaker 2: I'm taking that for the weekend.
Speaker 5: It wasn't like like an M three BMW or anything
Speaker 5: like that.
Speaker 2: I have to take this Lamborghini a for spin. That
Speaker 2: was Ford Focus.
Speaker 1: But what about this though?
Speaker 5: The current affair hit up ross White, who was the mechanic,
Speaker 5: and just said, hey, mate, what are you doing? And
Speaker 5: the news reporters show the mechanic the dashcam footage of
Speaker 5: him speeding, and he said, well, that's going by an
Speaker 5: uncalibrated GPS, so that's incorrect.
Speaker 1: And then he added that the.
Speaker 5: Drive through to McDonald's was okay because he was on
Speaker 5: his way to work.
Speaker 2: Even the reporter was on the way. Reporter was like, mate,
Speaker 2: it's not your car to drive still, it doesn't matter
Speaker 2: where you're driving to because you're not supposed to be
Speaker 2: driving it.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Do you ever wonder what you do if you
Speaker 5: got hit up by it like a c A, Oh
Speaker 5: my god, when you panick?
Speaker 2: What did you sprint? Do you stop and ask? Do
Speaker 2: you stop and answer questions like what do you do.
Speaker 1: You say nothing. That's that's what I would advise people
Speaker 1: to do near zip it. Don't say anything because you're
Speaker 1: just going to incriminate yourself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a it's a real tricky spaces betting what
Speaker 2: you've done though, one hundred percent. So a quick one
Speaker 2: for me. I got my Calais fixed. It had a
Speaker 2: really bad piece of its engine that was broken.
Speaker 5: Had you get it fixed it's a technical term, and
Speaker 5: a really bad piece of its engine that was broken.
Speaker 2: It was a cable chain or something, which is really
Speaker 2: important in car terms. So I don't want to go
Speaker 2: to the details because I don't really know. Anyway, I
Speaker 2: got it fixed at this particular mechanic in my house,
Speaker 2: and it cost around about fifteen hundred dollars cash. I
Speaker 2: paid cash, I think traditionally cross about twenty five hundred dollars. Anyway,
Speaker 2: when I got the receipt, I hand the receipt over
Speaker 2: to the next owner.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Anyway, two months into it, the car started playing up
Speaker 2: again like they hadn't been repairs, but he'd lost the receipt.
Speaker 2: So then when he went to the mechanic and said, hey,
Speaker 2: look I got this car and I don't have the receipt,
Speaker 2: but you repaired it. Blow up. The guy went, never
Speaker 2: seen you before in my life. And I went to
Speaker 2: the mechanic as well, went mate, it was on this date.
Speaker 2: Da da da da da. There's no bank transaction because
Speaker 2: it was cash, and he went, mate, I do heaps
Speaker 2: of these jobs. I've never seen him before in my life.
Speaker 2: I have never in my life been close to hitting
Speaker 2: someone really, and there's nothing I could do. There's nothing
Speaker 2: he could do. Part of me was like, mate, you
Speaker 2: lost a receipt, you idiot. Yeah, And the second part
Speaker 2: was like you your dodgy mate. You would sit there
Speaker 2: and be like, oh, don't die.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 2: You don't have a receipt one. I don't know. I've
Speaker 2: never seen him before my life.
Speaker 1: I play tables.
Speaker 4: Get here.
Speaker 1: It's almost on you for going to a cash mechanic.
Speaker 2: I thought that I was doing everyone a favor.