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Speaker 1: This is the Fitting and Whip with Kate Richie podcast.

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Speaker 2: Why are we talking to you? Exactly?

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Speaker 3: So, Tommy, why are we talking to you? We have

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Speaker 3: here a someone on the line who went viral?

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Speaker 2: Is it that I was going to say? The fact

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Speaker 2: kid on the rib with Janis.

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Speaker 3: Janice and the and the large kid. No, one of

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Speaker 3: the best. The idea is that you will ask them questions.

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Speaker 3: Why don't we have a chat to the person person?

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Speaker 3: Are you there?

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Speaker 2: Hello and greeting to all of you.

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Speaker 3: Okay, there you go.

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Speaker 1: Oh you're wonderful. You've got a beautiful voice, darling, and

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Speaker 1: I can't see your beauty.

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Speaker 4: Are you from the UK?

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Speaker 2: No? No, pumming me. Look, I've got a pretty good idea.

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Speaker 2: I have no I know that voice.

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Speaker 5: And because we have studied this viral video, I'm pretty

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Speaker 5: sure that you were arrested in the eighties. Is that correct?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it might have been ninety right.

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Speaker 4: Do you have a favorite food?

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Speaker 2: Food? Do you have a favorite? Yeah? The red grape?

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Speaker 2: That's what about? What about? I mean a succulent Chinese bill?

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Speaker 2: Is this Jack Carlson?

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Speaker 3: Jack? Is that you?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Of me?

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Speaker 2: I hope you're not a policeman.

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Speaker 4: Get your hand off my penis.

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Speaker 5: Okay, so, oh my gosh, so Jack. So Jack, that

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Speaker 5: day you were arrested because you well, they accused you

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Speaker 5: of not paying for your meal.

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Speaker 2: Is that correct? No?

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Speaker 1: They thought I was somebody else. That's why they arrested me.

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Speaker 1: They thought I was some international gangster. And then some

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Speaker 1: other time they thought I was some sort of Hungarian

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Speaker 1: chess player. He specialized in leaping out of restaurants without paying,

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Speaker 1: and they thought I would must have been him.

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Speaker 4: For those Jack who haven't heard the audio, let's just

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Speaker 4: refresh everyone, gentleman.

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Speaker 2: Fish is democracy manifest? See that chap over there? What

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Speaker 2: is the charge eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal? Oh?

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Speaker 2: That's nice? Headlocks up, I see that. You know your judo.

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Speaker 4: Well, what what's it living with this story attached to you?

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Speaker 2: Jack?

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Speaker 4: I mean when you when you do order dinner, do

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Speaker 4: you order succulent Chinese meal?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: No, I don't use those terms again.

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Speaker 2: No.

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Speaker 4: Maybe have you ever scored a free Chinese meal?

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Speaker 2: A free one? Yeah? Ah? I live out in the bush.

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Speaker 1: Since then, I just all I do now is for

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Speaker 1: the last thirty ideas. I just like being alone, painting,

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Speaker 1: picture painting.

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Speaker 4: When was the moment you realize that this had sort

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Speaker 4: of resurfaced in your life and that everyone was talking

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Speaker 4: about a succulent Chinese meal.

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Speaker 1: A few years back, someone said, hey, look at this, Jack,

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Speaker 1: and they showed me. It was on the internet, that

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Speaker 1: democracy manifest Now are they even made bottles of wine?

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Speaker 1: Get your head of my pin on.

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Speaker 5: And awesome, Jack, you've actually got a great voice for radio.

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Speaker 5: Have you ever done any talkback radio before?

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Speaker 2: Jack? No? No, Then you get me a job. Jack.

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Speaker 4: I think you should realize, if you don't already, just

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Speaker 4: how much enjoyment that you have brought to people from

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Speaker 4: that small moment in time. As I know my kids,

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Speaker 4: they think it's the funniest thing, and we love watching you.

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Speaker 4: Just your passion and the way you speak under your

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Speaker 4: resk where they're trying to shuffle you into a car,

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Speaker 4: but still you're able to come out with a line

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Speaker 4: like that. It's brought so much fun and laughter into households.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a pretty good arrest.

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Speaker 3: As far as arrest.

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Speaker 5: You haven't caught up with any of the cops afterwards,

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Speaker 5: did you, Jack, do Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Are they running to any of those Oh?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, one of them. He's not a copper anymore,

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Speaker 1: he's retired. He came out too, and we sat down

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Speaker 1: that drinks together, one of the coppers on that great

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Speaker 1: hope he.

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Speaker 4: Didn't grab you on the tackle again.

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Speaker 3: You've made our day.

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Speaker 5: You bring us many a laugh in this studio over

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Speaker 5: the years.

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Speaker 1: Jack, Well, listen, come out and see me sometime. All right,

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Speaker 1: I think I can see a beautiful woman sitting there somewhere.

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Speaker 5: That's producer, didn't you Cataract star playing up?

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Speaker 2: That's a man and that's Tom Ivey.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, forty year old male.

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Speaker 2: Jack. Thank you so much for coming on the show. Jay,

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Speaker 2: thanks for talking to me, Comrade, I love it.

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Speaker 4: The Man who Ate a Succulent Chinese Mill will be

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Speaker 4: coming early next year. But you can also support Jack.

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Speaker 4: He's got a couple of health battles at the moment,

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Speaker 4: so there's a go fundme page that been set up.

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Speaker 4: All he needed to do was search a beer for

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Speaker 4: the Succulent Chinese Meal guy, and you're able to make

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Speaker 4: a donation to help out Jack.

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Speaker 2: There.

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