Speaker 1: Hello, one of the podcasts.
Speaker 2: Hello, It's got a text from a girlfriend that is
Speaker 2: out for a walk and her ex boyfriends ran past.
Speaker 2: Oh no, it's like, did you say you? She goes, Yeah,
Speaker 2: he stopped and then walked with me for fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1: Oh god, was he I'm hot?
Speaker 2: On the text?
Speaker 1: Was she walking?
Speaker 2: You know what X is in the wild? I saw
Speaker 2: mine at Bondai Icebergs and I was having lunch with
Speaker 2: a friend and he was there with his new girlfriend.
Speaker 2: So I made my friend pretend that he was my
Speaker 2: new boyfriend.
Speaker 1: Good is it a friend hot?
Speaker 2: Yeah? And he knew him too.
Speaker 1: Oh, I know what you would have done if it
Speaker 1: was me. You know, I'm your CA Like I'm a
Speaker 1: good No.
Speaker 2: My friend jumped straight to action because we're walking over.
Speaker 2: We finished lunch and we're going to go and have
Speaker 2: a drink in the bar. And as we stood up,
Speaker 2: he like grabbed my hands walked over. He knew that
Speaker 2: he knew what to do.
Speaker 1: You'd be fucking feeding me with a knife and fork.
Speaker 1: Just make it look like I'm a good person.
Speaker 2: Funnier exes in the wild though, When you bump into
Speaker 2: an X and you might be with your new partner
Speaker 2: or your wife whatever, and you're like and you all know,
Speaker 2: and you're like, Hi.
Speaker 1: I saw the girl that rejected me at high school
Speaker 1: in the lineup for a ride at tream Wheel.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's that's cringe.
Speaker 1: Are you're operating it? No? I wasn't operating fucking ride.
Speaker 1: I was there, and this is probably my peak good stage.
Speaker 2: Like. I went from a solid I went from stage
Speaker 2: his peaking.
Speaker 1: I went from a solid four to a five. For
Speaker 1: about a year, she she'd let herself go. I was
Speaker 1: sitting there with six screaming kids. I was like, jokes
Speaker 1: on you, if you want me, I'll be living.
Speaker 2: Bumping into X is always interesting as well. I dumped
Speaker 2: into one of Pauls. She came into the heart of me.
Speaker 2: I was like, we're not friends. Yeah, well we don't
Speaker 2: know each other. We don't need to be.
Speaker 1: Had that midlife crisis here called a life crisis. She
Speaker 1: went and dated this other bloke away own gyms and
Speaker 1: he came with us on the boy strip of Vegas. Y. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he owned Jims. He owned Jim, not Jim Lawn. Knowing
Speaker 1: he under Jim.
Speaker 2: You know more about Jim's lawn.
Speaker 1: Knowing the gym. What I thought the Jim's Jim tell
Speaker 1: me about.
Speaker 2: Someone should start Jim's Jim.
Speaker 1: I think I think it's out there.
Speaker 2: Jim's Jim. Yeah, a guy called Jim has a gym
Speaker 2: and it's called Jim's Jim.
Speaker 1: I tried to break the record for the amount of
Speaker 1: gyms in the.
Speaker 2: Gym, and uh, that's funny.
Speaker 1: They didn't get heat. I thought they would have got
Speaker 1: flothes more, but it was funny.
Speaker 3: There's probably not a lot of jim.
Speaker 1: How many Jim's in the gym? Well?
Speaker 2: I know James, is that the Jimmy?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay, right.
Speaker 3: I called my father in lawd Jimbo.
Speaker 1: He hates it.
Speaker 2: It's like James, Jimmy, Jimbo, hop Jim what's James James,
Speaker 2: Jimmy Blunt, Jimmy blood Timbo. I don't know any m
Speaker 2: Jimmy maybe three.
Speaker 1: I like the name Jimmy. Yeah, Jimmy's cool. N Jimmy's good.
Speaker 1: James James episode.
Speaker 2: James go with Jim and then professionally they're James j
Speaker 2: is cool. I like Jimmy's cute name.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how do he used to be? How James Hawkins?
Speaker 1: What did he used to be?
Speaker 2: Used to be.
Speaker 1: We changed it his name. Yeah, we changed his middle
Speaker 1: name from James to Paul.
Speaker 2: My dad really yeah, because we realized James after.
Speaker 1: That was the thing. It wasn't after anything. I think
Speaker 1: we're just in a baby bubble and we're like, oh,
Speaker 1: James sounds good. And then we had this is a
Speaker 1: second name. And then we're like, what the connection? We
Speaker 1: have no connection with it, and we're like, well, it
Speaker 1: makes no sense. How long was he when you changed
Speaker 1: maybe about one.
Speaker 2: I was someone who changed the kids first name at one.
Speaker 1: You can't do that.
Speaker 2: What Felix's and Archie's middle names.
Speaker 1: Where we stuffed up with Felix. We called him Felix Hugo.
Speaker 1: That's right, only because we love the name Hugo. We
Speaker 1: couldn't decide between Felix and Hugo. But at that point,
Speaker 1: you forget you're gonna have a second kid came along,
Speaker 1: We're like, Hugo. There was a time where I was like,
Speaker 1: could we call the second one Hugo Felix? Yes?
Speaker 2: No, but you could go Hugo Paul and the next
Speaker 2: one will be Paul something else. That's your brother?
Speaker 1: Were you eight years ago?
Speaker 2: Now? You Thank god.
Speaker 1: I had a vision popp into my mind on the
Speaker 1: weekend and it was us in twenty.
Speaker 2: Years, we're still doing that.
Speaker 1: No, surprisingly, we're creating the dream the right la. No, no, no.
Speaker 1: We were sitting in like a cafe, just having a
Speaker 1: good old gas bag, like the real house one at
Speaker 1: the coffee and we were living it.
Speaker 2: We were still living was having was it having mimosa
Speaker 2: or something?
Speaker 1: You're on the darts, Yeah, you're on the darts. And
Speaker 1: I had a short like Scotch or something, and I
Speaker 1: was like, you know who I saw and we were
Speaker 1: just sitting there gas bagging. It was great. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: is fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I hate darts. Sound more like smoking darts their
Speaker 2: whole life than anyone.
Speaker 1: What's it?
Speaker 2: I said, I hate dart smoking, but I sound more
Speaker 2: like someone who has smoked packa day for their whole
Speaker 2: life than I.
Speaker 1: Caught up with one of the moms on the weekend
Speaker 1: moms who likes a sneaky dart.
Speaker 2: A sneaky dart Kirie my favorite school one. Yes, I
Speaker 2: should recognize her fastly.
Speaker 1: Sorry, we should talk about the further. Talking about that
Speaker 1: on the show. We'll talk about in the show. Doesn't
Speaker 1: know it's funny, it's funny, is it? It's funny? Should
Speaker 1: laugh about it? Okay, we weren't doing at night.
Speaker 2: It's like proper wingman.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, don't go into that too much.
Speaker 2: No, I need to talk about how I didn't reply.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll talk about on the shop. We'll talk about
Speaker 1: the show. Well, photo got me in trouble on the weekend,
Speaker 1: really in Lauren's mind, But.
Speaker 2: I thought I was gonna get an even bigger tum.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fucking camera phones will get you. I'll get you.
Speaker 1: That was your weekend pretty good?
Speaker 3: Actually, I had footsal on Saturday morning.
Speaker 1: Question, Laura, do you follow Nando's on Sasha? I only
Speaker 1: question this in the shower this morning. So he plays
Speaker 1: fotzal on the weekend.
Speaker 2: I didn't even know soccer.
Speaker 1: Was it called sounds he's looking at he's screaming alternative
Speaker 1: he would never use.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just it's a smaller ball.
Speaker 1: It's not He just never used the commercial term. That's him.
Speaker 2: Well, it's different. It's a smaller ball.
Speaker 1: That's what it's called. It is called football.
Speaker 2: That was just that. Why isn't it soccer because it's
Speaker 2: a smaller ball. He's not just giving it an alternate.
Speaker 2: I thought he was, it's different.
Speaker 1: So you post videos sometimes if you're scoring goals, do
Speaker 1: you set up your camera.
Speaker 3: Just slyly in my bag?
Speaker 1: Yeah? But do they know you're filming them? Yeah? They do? Right.
Speaker 2: Oh, I've seen you put your phone on a tripod.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you have a tripod. You have a full center.
Speaker 3: It's a little tripod. It's like this big yeah. Right,
Speaker 3: and the whole game ring right.
Speaker 2: Film the whole game and you only put up your highlights.
Speaker 3: What about on the mind? But if someone that I'm
Speaker 3: playing with scores goals, and do.
Speaker 1: You charge them like you know when you buy the
Speaker 1: when you buy the video school music?
Speaker 3: But no YouTube channel, but there is its nose footal stream.
Speaker 3: It is almost the end of the year, and last
Speaker 3: year I did do a twenty twenty three completion of
Speaker 3: best goals, So you've got that to.
Speaker 1: Look forward to coming up a couple of weeks. Music. Yeah,
Speaker 1: on the teeth, you're shopping like a fucking movie. You
Speaker 1: wait for it is really good. We do we'd be
Speaker 1: does your drone hopping above the game? People?
Speaker 3: I tell you that that's actually not a bad idea
Speaker 3: as well.
Speaker 2: You record the whole game, so you got like an
Speaker 2: hour of a video, it's.
Speaker 3: Like, well, because there's seven minute games ago, so it's
Speaker 3: usually like seven minutes games. Yeah, play for two hours,
Speaker 3: but like it's.
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: What do you call it round robin?
Speaker 1: Yeah? We played five a side.
Speaker 3: There's fifteen of us, so it's we just swap in
Speaker 3: an hour idea.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, because seven minutes to day to rest.
Speaker 1: Do you edit during the break? I do? Yeah, I do. O.
Speaker 2: You're not watching the you do not feeling the other
Speaker 2: players how they're going to get in the best goal.
Speaker 1: It's just everyone. Everyone watching will be like, fuck, he
Speaker 1: really carries the team. No one else.
Speaker 2: It's a go. But thanks for the video.
Speaker 1: Should we do a screening?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Look at this another one from me. I didn't see
Speaker 1: that coming.
Speaker 3: That's a great end of your content question.
Speaker 1: I know exactly where I know what the answer will be.
Speaker 1: Do you make your wife watching you?
Speaker 2: If Paul came home and made me watch a compilation
Speaker 2: of his footso Goals can.
Speaker 1: Divorce was playing Footsal, I'd be pretty surprised. What do
Speaker 1: you think of that goal?
Speaker 2: Nick?
Speaker 1: Did you like? Yeah? Look about the other one you
Speaker 1: showed me? Guess guess what's coming up? And you're not
Speaker 1: going to believe it would have been two years. Rehearsals
Speaker 1: are on for the school musical line.
Speaker 2: When is it?
Speaker 1: Because Felix is in year six this year they're all
Speaker 1: playing the main roles. So he's auditioned for six rolls,
Speaker 1: two roles, two roles.
Speaker 2: When is it?
Speaker 1: It'll be halfway, It'll be next year, early next year.
Speaker 2: Oh so starting now for next year? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he had it Broadway with no notice stuff. No,
Speaker 1: I really came to the last school musical?
Speaker 3: Is that that's not? Is that the the Cinderetta line?
Speaker 1: No? No, no, like my kids school music? Oh right,
Speaker 1: what was it? That was Alis wonder Canahan.
Speaker 2: He was under the st you know what. Hudson was
Speaker 2: under the seat.
Speaker 1: No, you're thinking of Back to the Future. You remember
Speaker 1: that off with his head off.
Speaker 2: His head was chanting in the crowd with them.
Speaker 3: They decapitated it that someone.
Speaker 1: Dark and then it was really dark and they went
Speaker 1: into a song. Off with his head and decapitating someone
Speaker 1: on stage. Here's the sign of a good friend, right,
Speaker 1: I said him, passing. I got Felix's musical today? How
Speaker 1: do in Felix, Laura goes, I'll come with.
Speaker 2: You because you're going on your own. And I couldn't
Speaker 2: bever thought of you going on your own. I was like,
Speaker 2: that's really.
Speaker 1: Archie got taken into and I. He was like, no,
Speaker 1: I'll come with you, Laura. So we took her to
Speaker 1: the sand belt, grabbed the world's biggest wine and then
Speaker 1: took her and God love you.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I loved it.
Speaker 1: I loved it.
Speaker 2: I love musical theater.
Speaker 1: She also loved watching parents get in trouble for filming
Speaker 1: instead of buying the video.
Speaker 2: Someone tried to take a photo of the kid on
Speaker 2: the stage and the principal came down. I was like,
Speaker 2: no photos, no videos. You have to buy your visual video.
Speaker 1: I was like, are you serious, Well, it's a load
Speaker 1: of peris.
Speaker 2: Three seconds on the stage singing as an octopus. Let
Speaker 2: him take a video.
Speaker 1: You're what your kid back? Every She was the only
Speaker 1: one that's sang in the.
Speaker 2: Musical, honestly.
Speaker 1: Problem. All right, have a great day, everybody. We will
Speaker 1: see you tomorrow. Tomorrow, Lauren can go into the story
Speaker 1: about Ma and.
Speaker 2: O.
Speaker 1: Hey, you have a great day. Run