WEBVTT - ATTENTION MEN | What Women REALLY Find Attractive 🔥

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<v Speaker 1>Get you every morning, every day, adelaide, I get the

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<v Speaker 1>podcasts a great selection. By the way, I think you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna set up your day quite nicely.

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<v Speaker 2>are you ready for a little sneakish sneak peak peak peek.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm ready to.

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<v Speaker 2>Girls just want to have it's just girls, girls, not

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<v Speaker 2>the rest of the lyrics, just girls, just girls.

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<v Speaker 3>I really let's chat.

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<v Speaker 2>It is so time for it. Let's go girls as always.

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<v Speaker 2>Join us for chick Chat is Andrew Fisher Hayes. We

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<v Speaker 2>also have producer Zoe on the mic. Good morning, Good morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you if you introduce me to that's you can

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<v Speaker 1>please leave me out? I mean some sort of leadership

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<v Speaker 1>positioned via chick chat. In the leadership group, you can

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<v Speaker 1>be whatever you want to be for your vice captain. Sure, okay, thank.

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<v Speaker 2>You and our very special guest for chick Chat this week,

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<v Speaker 2>we love her to bits. Please put your hands together

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<v Speaker 2>for the beautiful Tiff Warm from ten years old.

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<v Speaker 1>Is d dressed in teal.

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<v Speaker 2>And this is about It's about. We chick chat with

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<v Speaker 2>alarming regularity. During the day, so I just thought, why

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<v Speaker 2>not get it paid paid for it? You know. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>talking this morning about those quirky little things that men

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<v Speaker 2>do make you a little bit hot under the.

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<v Speaker 1>Collar if you take some notes, because I am.

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<v Speaker 2>Just those things. Do you want me to kick us

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<v Speaker 2>off with Gorman? Okay? So my husband is a very

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<v Speaker 2>sexy man, talks real fast, super quick. Very however, is

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<v Speaker 2>an absolute jet with an Excel spreadsheet. God, it makes

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<v Speaker 2>me tell me he can take some numbers, He'll punch

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<v Speaker 2>them and he just organizes our finances and our life.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, Gregory, it's beautiful holiday like, does he do holiday Excel?

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<v Speaker 2>All the excels whatever you need? He's dedicator for all

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<v Speaker 2>you Excel needs. Don't worry about that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm melting over. Is it also a turn on to

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<v Speaker 1>tell you that I don't even know how to turn

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<v Speaker 1>a computer on? No, I hardly know how to text.

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<v Speaker 2>No.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes when I post stories on Instagram, I ask my

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<v Speaker 1>wife how do.

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<v Speaker 2>I do that?

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<v Speaker 3>That gets her going? Alright?

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<v Speaker 2>Produces? Are he what you got?

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<v Speaker 4>I love when I go for my little solo coffees

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<v Speaker 4>on the weekend and there's a bloke there with a dog.

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<v Speaker 3>All you have to do is own a dog. Times

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<v Speaker 3>hotter my, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Think that's a cat.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry.

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<v Speaker 4>My housemate Edward is single, and he went and borrowed

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<v Speaker 4>his brother's puppy this weekend to take it to the

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<v Speaker 4>cafes to try and pick up women.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I ask this what about a man with the baby,

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<v Speaker 2>because I swear to God my husband used to take

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<v Speaker 2>a newborn in the pouch down to the coals at

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<v Speaker 2>the avenues, purely just to have all the women go, oh, yeah, it's.

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<v Speaker 3>Nice to look at.

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<v Speaker 4>But it's not really an option if you're shacked up

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<v Speaker 4>with a kid, whereas a dog you can be single.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah that's true. Okay, that's nice. All right, I'm really

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<v Speaker 2>excited about this riddle.

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<v Speaker 3>This go on.

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<v Speaker 2>Then you've had a shower that's not the sexy bit.

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<v Speaker 5>You get the squeegee, Yes, squeeging the shower screen, because you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know what's not sexy, limescale.

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<v Speaker 1>That is very very where we're going with this. All

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<v Speaker 1>of a sudden, you ask me at.

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<v Speaker 5>The squeegee because you know, I was about to say,

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<v Speaker 5>you lost me because you don't know what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no squege in our shower. Well, it should be

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<v Speaker 1>a little Kara. So you've got limescale, which is not

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<v Speaker 1>sexy limescale city.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, do you have already made squeegee in your shower

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<v Speaker 2>for some such occasion? Joelders and also my parents, which.

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<v Speaker 5>Less sexy from allan, but nonetheless I'm sure Linda loves it.

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<v Speaker 4>We have two squeeges in our shower. Crazy squeeze alert.

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<v Speaker 2>Some people who have two showers, you've got two squeeze.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna need another shower with this squeegee shower.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna need to be squeegee. It's not always traditional

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<v Speaker 1>just wring you out. Yes, maybe the hot things that

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<v Speaker 1>men do that are just a little bit, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>out of the ordinary. It's not traditionally. A good body

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<v Speaker 1>and maybe a nice face maybe, So those little things

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<v Speaker 1>that really get you into the zone.

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<v Speaker 2>We will take mowing the lawn with your shirt off

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<v Speaker 2>as well. I'm happy to take that.

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<v Speaker 5>And I will also accept the good God and the

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<v Speaker 5>rock and face.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I'm not the human.

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<v Speaker 1>What if you're i don't know, say Donald Trump or

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<v Speaker 1>out in the front of the White House.

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<v Speaker 3>How would you do that?

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<v Speaker 1>Would you getting some race?

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<v Speaker 2>We were in such a good headspace and you had

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<v Speaker 2>to Donald Trump.

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't this nice the first time you two have teamed

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<v Speaker 1>up against me? This is a moment.

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning, Taylor, Okay, tell us what gets you all

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<v Speaker 2>hot and bothered? Oh?

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<v Speaker 5>Just the way my partner like reverse parts so smoothly,

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<v Speaker 5>the arms behind the care and he just does it

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<v Speaker 5>in one go.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, done right. Do you know what reverse parking is

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<v Speaker 1>so intimidating? So if you can do it with confidences?

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<v Speaker 1>Do I understand why that would be?

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<v Speaker 2>Qui Taylor? Does he always nail it first time?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Every fact, that is sexy. I'm with you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm with you both.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you for your call. Stacey from lind Dot, good morning.

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<v Speaker 2>What is it?

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<v Speaker 1>Very similar when I put the hand on the back

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<v Speaker 1>of the.

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<v Speaker 6>Passenger's seat and aggressive for a first With the other hand,

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<v Speaker 6>it's like.

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<v Speaker 2>Aggressive, Yeah, I like it, sasic and almost like sometimes

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<v Speaker 2>so the hands up on the chair and then the

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<v Speaker 2>other hand they use their palm to like turn the wheel.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and that turns you ladies, you guys, are.

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<v Speaker 2>I get it? I get it, Taylor and Stacy, I

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<v Speaker 2>completely understood.

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning, Allie, Good morning. How are we We're good?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, what does your partner do?

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<v Speaker 6>He does many things, but I'm one of the very

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<v Speaker 6>lucky ones. But when you've got three girls and you're

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<v Speaker 6>just wanting to sleep in and he brings in an

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<v Speaker 6>almond mocker like chocolate ratio with coffee, perfect, not asked

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<v Speaker 6>for it, he just does it. And then you get

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<v Speaker 6>up and breakfast is being made and he's standing there

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<v Speaker 6>over that, so cook the nose, baking and eggs. Honestly, yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>it's a good feeling.

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<v Speaker 1>What else? I bet he's got a ten pack as well.

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<v Speaker 1>He's holding your kid's hand while he's doing it. It

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<v Speaker 1>almost feels like a past card.

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<v Speaker 6>Look, I hate to break first that bubble. He does

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<v Speaker 6>have a bit of a dad pod.

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<v Speaker 2>That's okay, but I love him for it. Ali, that's

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<v Speaker 2>really nice. And I will take your partner and I

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<v Speaker 2>will lower the standard with my husband who on Sunday morning,

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<v Speaker 2>not only did he not let me sleep in, but

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<v Speaker 2>he hit snooze four times on his seven point thirty

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<v Speaker 2>am alarm on a Sunday morning, Andrew, which is the

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<v Speaker 2>only morning I get to sleep in.

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<v Speaker 1>Ali, Yeah, what a pig.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you're very lucky, Allie.

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<v Speaker 1>You're very lucky. Indeed, Oh there you go. Lots live

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<v Speaker 1>up there there boys, good luck, we'll start driving Carmel.

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<v Speaker 1>Someone in our house vomited twice in the bed and

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<v Speaker 1>slept right through it. What a sate so bit of this.

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<v Speaker 1>Dad's on the Couch's round about eight o'clock, and look,

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<v Speaker 1>I've had a couple of venos. It was nice. I

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<v Speaker 1>think I was about to get stuck in the Menendez documentary.

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<v Speaker 1>I've seen monsters wanting to finish off the documentary.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, well worthy while actually.

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<v Speaker 1>And all of a sudden, my wife comes out and says,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're drunk, you need to sober up immediately, because

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<v Speaker 1>we have a situation on our hands. No, and then

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<v Speaker 1>she's taken a photo. She showed me our toddler, who

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<v Speaker 1>had just been gripped by the absolute jaws and tentacles

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<v Speaker 1>of gastro had vomited two, three, maybe four times in

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<v Speaker 1>the bed and was just asleep lying in this absolute

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<v Speaker 1>pool of slush. You know, when you see something like that,

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<v Speaker 1>you're just like, oh, oh, oh god, yeah, what do

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<v Speaker 1>we do here?

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<v Speaker 2>And seeing someone else's vomit makes you want to vomit

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<v Speaker 2>as well.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the thing my wife fantasy. Be careful and

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<v Speaker 1>don't isolate this sentence fantastic with poo, fantastic with pooh.

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<v Speaker 1>Me not so much so when I'm changing an appy,

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<v Speaker 1>I can get quite squeamish. I'm fantastic with vomit, are you.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're trying to help our four year old daughter Lottie,

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<v Speaker 1>who's in an absolute pool of slush. So Carla's got

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<v Speaker 1>her out and she's taking her into the shower. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to strip down the bed, put the sheets

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<v Speaker 1>in the put new sheets on, make sure if there's

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<v Speaker 1>any traces of vomit, slush andwere else, I make sure

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<v Speaker 1>they're gone. And the whole time I can hear Carr

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<v Speaker 1>going it's okay, Lottie, let's go with it. Oh well,

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<v Speaker 1>just finally there was something that I could do where

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<v Speaker 1>I could consider myself quite useful.

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<v Speaker 2>And what about in that moment too, when you have

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<v Speaker 2>had a couple of drinks and you're a little bit foggy,

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<v Speaker 2>but then someone's injured or hurt and you're like, what

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<v Speaker 2>into action? You cannot be more sober.

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<v Speaker 1>I was going, I was sitting along at some cruising

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<v Speaker 1>around about third gear and all of a sudden, bang

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<v Speaker 1>on everything changes. Yeah, it's quite ridiculous. On top of

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<v Speaker 1>that as well. And you know with toddler's once they

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<v Speaker 1>fall asleep.

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<v Speaker 2>They're asleep impossible to rouse.

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<v Speaker 1>So trying to get up a toddler in the middle

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<v Speaker 1>of the night to have a shower was like trying

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<v Speaker 1>to get me up in the middle of that night

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<v Speaker 1>when we had a wedding a few months ago, and

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<v Speaker 1>I think I was in my own pool of vomit,

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<v Speaker 1>but it was purely wine based. Like, if you're doing that,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, get out of here, just leave you alone.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 6>Sleep?

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<v Speaker 1>It's quite quite an epic Saturday night.

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<v Speaker 2>And then Carara turns to you and she's like, did

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<v Speaker 2>you have you vomited? And You're like, yes, yes, we.

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<v Speaker 1>Got the same thing from Loddi Loddie you okay, did

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<v Speaker 1>you just have a little vomit? Yes, sweetie, I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to sleep.

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<v Speaker 2>A huge summer of cricket is here on Ko's Sports.

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<v Speaker 5>See every full live coundling and download KO Sports Today.

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<v Speaker 1>Well you know how I feel about the NRL. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>so this is an absolute treat for me. Vonne. Good

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<v Speaker 1>morning to you.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, thank you so much, and thank you for letting

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<v Speaker 5>my rugby league ways in Adelaide just for a little

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<v Speaker 5>bit of your morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we'll indulge you for a second until we jump

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<v Speaker 2>onto the if l W. But the Rugby League Pacific

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<v Speaker 2>Championships are they're happening this weekend.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it's been wonderful. It's been an incredible year for

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<v Speaker 5>rugby league.

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<v Speaker 3>Really.

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<v Speaker 5>We've got Australia and Tonga in the final at Combat

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<v Speaker 5>Stadium in Paramatta, and I mean, just to put that

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<v Speaker 5>into context, Australia are the number one rugby league nation

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<v Speaker 5>in the world, no surprises, they're Tonga are number five.

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<v Speaker 5>We are set for an incredible final and of course

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<v Speaker 5>that'll all be on Fox League and KO on Sunday.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's talk about the AFLW in particular. For us, we're

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<v Speaker 1>looking forward to the Crows taking on North Friday night

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<v Speaker 1>and then we've got Port Adelaide taking on Richmond on Sunday.

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<v Speaker 1>The afl W as well taking another big stride this season.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm really looking forward to Week one of finals.

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<v Speaker 5>Is all locked in for our AFLW, and you know,

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<v Speaker 5>the athletes that they have just taken.

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<v Speaker 3>The game to the next level.

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<v Speaker 5>We continue to grow our audience, we continue to broaden

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<v Speaker 5>the context of the game and yeah, these athletes are

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<v Speaker 5>so incredible and very much looking forward to the final

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<v Speaker 5>series ahead.

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<v Speaker 2>Our boy Andrew Hayes here covered the game for Port

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<v Speaker 2>Adelaide yesterday and I sent you a text and said,

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<v Speaker 2>that's some sort of award winning AFLW coverage you've just done.

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<v Speaker 1>Then thank you and giving them Given that it was

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<v Speaker 1>in print, I took that text very I could not

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<v Speaker 1>pick up any sarcasm whatsoever. Hey, just before we let

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<v Speaker 1>you go, she said, can't wait for David Warner to

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<v Speaker 1>get behind the mic?

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<v Speaker 3>Well what about this?

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<v Speaker 5>I thought he wanted to open for Australia. Yes, I

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<v Speaker 5>think the rest of the nation did as well. But

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<v Speaker 5>we have officially welcomed Davy Warner into the Fox Cricket

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<v Speaker 5>commentary box, the famous country commentary box for this summer

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<v Speaker 5>and he'll be able to join the likes of Gilly

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<v Speaker 5>and Was Makram and Kerry O'Keefe.

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<v Speaker 3>You'll have some more jokes lined up right across the summer.

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<v Speaker 3>But we've got lots of sport to keep everyone updated.

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<v Speaker 1>Chao Sports and off season with Kao Sports. Get on

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<v Speaker 1>board today, Von Sampson. I've mentioned it before, but I

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<v Speaker 1>love the NRL and you're one of the best hosts

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<v Speaker 1>in this country. Thank you so much for joining us

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<v Speaker 1>this morning.

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<v Speaker 3>That's too kind.

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<v Speaker 1>Your father, he's on the money. It could be slightly

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<v Speaker 1>risque before we straighten up after seven o'clock, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>we fly the flag.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, got a chance just to get a little bit blue,

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<v Speaker 2>as we like to say. Gen Z Andrew Hayes and

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<v Speaker 2>produces Zoe are giving up sex for their elaborate nighttime

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<v Speaker 2>beauty routines. You heard bird hurt. They're giving up special

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<v Speaker 2>cuddles so that they can wear chin straps, mouthguards, put

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<v Speaker 2>pimple cream on all sorts, so they go to bed

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<v Speaker 2>looking like a science experiment in the hope they'll wake

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<v Speaker 2>up looking hot.

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<v Speaker 1>When you say tin straps, do you mean like Craig

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<v Speaker 1>David back in the day?

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<v Speaker 2>Bit different? So yeah, basically they're giving it a miss

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<v Speaker 2>in order to do all these things to their face

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<v Speaker 2>and their chin and their neck so that they wake

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<v Speaker 2>up looking pretty, which sounds like the dumbest thing I've

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<v Speaker 2>ever read it.

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<v Speaker 1>The big question is is it worth it? Produces Zoe,

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<v Speaker 1>who is right in the sweets, But terms of finding

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<v Speaker 1>and gen Z representatives, you're a skipper, I.

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<v Speaker 4>Reckon, Yeah, it's good the morning shed and it's huge

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<v Speaker 4>on TikTok of course. So it's all the things you

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<v Speaker 4>do at night that make you look hideous so that

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<v Speaker 4>you look beautiful in the morning. And yeah, like you said, Jodes,

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<v Speaker 4>it involves like people strapping their nose down so they're

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<v Speaker 4>not snoring and mouth breathing. And also so you wake

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<v Speaker 4>up in the morning, you're not going roll over and

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<v Speaker 4>you know, give me some You're gonna look awful until

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<v Speaker 4>you take it all off.

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<v Speaker 1>How's it working out for you?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, so good. I don't do that.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't participate in the morning shed, nor do I

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<v Speaker 4>participate in morning sex. So I'm not some example of

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<v Speaker 4>this one nothing from two. But I also don't do

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<v Speaker 4>the whole the skincare things.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not.

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<v Speaker 2>It's actually quite seriously, the pressure we're putting on our

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<v Speaker 2>young girls is really still a moment. I've been an

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<v Speaker 2>eleven year old who I have to drag out of

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<v Speaker 2>the house because she hasn't finished a beauty routine.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought, you roll who has picked up this trend?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>I've never found morning morning cuddles that appealing.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, can I just now a knuckle down that as well. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>who's having morning?

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<v Speaker 2>No like it in the morning.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but I'm too tired at night. Yeah, yes, joy,

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<v Speaker 3>I can get around that.

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<v Speaker 4>But it's the bad breath and the yeah and the

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<v Speaker 4>puffy eyes and the oh yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>But you just run to the toilet and you brush

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<v Speaker 2>your teeth very quickly and just wipe down your pits

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<v Speaker 2>and awake.

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<v Speaker 3>You your morning ship and then you're ready.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes I look at myself in the mirror first thing

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning, and I'm like, get away from me.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a strange because it's myself. I get away from myself,

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<v Speaker 1>Like who would want to sleep with that? Youre right though,

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<v Speaker 1>like bad.

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<v Speaker 5>Breath everything to start the day, need to live for

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<v Speaker 5>a few hours, get you.

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<v Speaker 2>Get all the endorphins running. It's a perfect way to

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<v Speaker 2>get your day moving.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my very got.

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<v Speaker 2>I wake up with and Hazy.

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<v Speaker 1>What an absolute outstanding, slash easy way to score yourself

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<v Speaker 1>five hundred.

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<v Speaker 2>Bucks just like that. It can happen in an instant.

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<v Speaker 2>All we have to do is pick up your phone

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<v Speaker 2>and say I wake up with Jodie and Hazy And

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<v Speaker 2>it's all thanks to our mate sets Jack's Cafe at

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<v Speaker 2>Hungry Jackson. You've just absolutely smashed a breakfast burrito.

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<v Speaker 1>Was I supposed to cheow that?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>I kind of yeah. I had a little duck like.

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<v Speaker 2>A pelican pour it down your gob which is.

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly what you just did, haven't I knew I was

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to chew it, so tilted the head back and

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<v Speaker 1>just let it slide down. That's fun, all right? So

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<v Speaker 1>we haven't listening up actually on the weekend to take

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<v Speaker 1>registrations via the Nova playoff? Should we get straight into one?

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<v Speaker 2>I think so?

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<v Speaker 1>And this makes you nervous, doesn't it?

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<v Speaker 2>It does?

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<v Speaker 1>But what would come with this if it didn't go off?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that jackpot?

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<v Speaker 2>So true? We'll just keep jackpotting this thing until the

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<v Speaker 2>cash holer goes off.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's hope this comes through. We are going to speak

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<v Speaker 1>to hopefully at least some lights of view and just

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<v Speaker 1>put the numbers in there and we are ready to go. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>come on, come on, lie, I wake up with Jodi.

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<v Speaker 2>And.

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning to you, Elise.

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning. How are you both going?

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<v Speaker 1>Very very well? How are you going with five hundred bucks? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>I have excellent?

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you so much?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you losing your voice there? Release? I am a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah, we genuinely thought this is not going to happen.

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<v Speaker 2>We literally just spoke about this a couple of minutes ago,

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<v Speaker 2>and here we are release five hundred bucks Richard.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh my god, I've been sitting by my phone saying

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<v Speaker 6>that it was going to ring this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, Elise, Oh, we're so proud of you.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 2>You go on maybe invest in some.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh good on you, Elisa, and thank you so much

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<v Speaker 1>for listening. We really appreciate you.

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<v Speaker 3>You're welcome.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you guys.

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<v Speaker 2>It's toupily. It's as simple as that.

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<v Speaker 1>Enough.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. We can play any competition at any

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<v Speaker 2>given time and it works.

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<v Speaker 1>We just need details. Will than over playoff. You just

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<v Speaker 1>get a random phone call. If you answer with I

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<v Speaker 1>wake up with Jody and Hazy and it's us five.

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<v Speaker 3>Hundred bucks, you're it's like a lease.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, that's a job, that's a joke. That's a job,

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<v Speaker 1>a job, a terrible job. We want some humor, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>please please, that's what we do. If you're just cheat

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<v Speaker 1>you for the first time, each and every Monday we

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<v Speaker 1>do the Monday Morning joke of because we believe wholeheartedly

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<v Speaker 1>the best way to start your week is with the future.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just a little bit of humor.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure, mate produces all you want to kick us up?

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<v Speaker 2>I think so all right?

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<v Speaker 3>Go on, man, what did the bra say to that?

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<v Speaker 2>You?

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<v Speaker 3>Go on ahead, I'll give these to a left.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, it's a practical joke. Yeah, dad vibes so

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<v Speaker 1>love that. It's nice.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me take you into the classroom because a kindergarten

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<v Speaker 2>teacher is trying to explain to her class the definition

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<v Speaker 2>of the word definitely. To make sure the students have

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<v Speaker 2>a good understanding of the words, she asks them to

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<v Speaker 2>use it in a sentence. A kid puts up her

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<v Speaker 2>hand and the teacher says, yes, go And she says

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<v Speaker 2>the sky is definitely blue, and the teacher says, well,

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<v Speaker 2>that is an entirely correct because sometimes it's gray and cloudy.

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<v Speaker 2>Another student says grass is definitely green. Teacher again replies,

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<v Speaker 2>if grass doesn't get enough water, it turns brown, so

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<v Speaker 2>that isn't entirely correct either, And then little Billy puts

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<v Speaker 2>up his hand.

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<v Speaker 1>Billy.

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<v Speaker 2>Billy says, defarts have lumps, and the teacher looks at

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<v Speaker 2>Billy and says, that isn't really a question. You want

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<v Speaker 2>to ask in a class discussion, but no, it doesn't,

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<v Speaker 2>and Billy replies, then I definitely just ship my pets,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, me?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm Billy Billy the antics of really every single time,

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<v Speaker 1>he get it, and I'll finish it off. A guy

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<v Speaker 1>who walks into a bar and says, hey, bartender, if

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<v Speaker 1>I show you something incredible, can I have a free drink?

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<v Speaker 1>The bartender thinks for a second and says, okay, but

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<v Speaker 1>it would have to be something I've never seen before.

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<v Speaker 1>The guy reaches into his pocket and pulls out a

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<v Speaker 1>box and reveals a man who's less than a foot tall,

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<v Speaker 1>along with a tiny Minichhi piano. A tiny man then

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<v Speaker 1>starts playing at The bartender couldn't believe he serves a

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<v Speaker 1>man he's free drink, and he says, that is incredible.

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<v Speaker 1>Where did you find this little guy? The man says, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I can tell you, but you'll have to give me

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<v Speaker 1>another free drink. The bartender says, yeah, that's fine. Noways

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<v Speaker 1>now tell me so. The man says, well, behind your

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<v Speaker 1>bar out the back is a genie giving out free

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<v Speaker 1>wishes to anyone who asks him. The bartender quickly gives

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<v Speaker 1>a man his free drink, then rushes out the back

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<v Speaker 1>to see the genie. The man takes another couple of

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<v Speaker 1>SIPs of his drink before the bartender suddenly returned, slamming

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<v Speaker 1>the back door on a wave of ducks. The bartender

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<v Speaker 1>then says, I think the jenny must be going deaf

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<v Speaker 1>or something. I asked the jenny for a million bucks.

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<v Speaker 1>He then snapped his fingers and a million ducks appeared

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<v Speaker 1>and says, here that definitely makes sense. Do you really

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<v Speaker 1>think that I went up to him and wished for

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<v Speaker 1>a ten inch penis? It's true story. I am the man.

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<v Speaker 6>I need to know.

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<v Speaker 4>I need to know now.

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<v Speaker 2>I need to know. I need to know.

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<v Speaker 1>I need to know what news today.

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<v Speaker 2>To know this is what you need to know.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what you need to know.

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<v Speaker 1>With Jody and easy, Oh Joe's give us some makes

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<v Speaker 1>us go oh okay, well that's interesting.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, if you are on Jetty Road, you can now

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<v Speaker 2>feel just a little bit safer because Glenelg residents have

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<v Speaker 2>successfully secured a broader dry zome which now takes in

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<v Speaker 2>that main thoroughfare of Jeddie Road. So you can be

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<v Speaker 2>fined two hundred and fifty dollars if you're if you've

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<v Speaker 2>got a drink, if you've got alcohol on Jetty Road.

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<v Speaker 2>As part of the Broad and Dry Zome, the government

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<v Speaker 2>cracks down on anti social phavior.

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<v Speaker 1>Well that makes sense. Last night, a disgruntled local said

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<v Speaker 1>this the Channel seven news.

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<v Speaker 6>There's too much raf down here and now that to

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<v Speaker 6>cause trouble during the day.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's all you riff raffers out there, it's time

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<v Speaker 1>to keep that being closed and move along. Please move along, please,

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<v Speaker 1>this is a dry zone.

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<v Speaker 2>Riffraff a really underutilized term, don't you think. I challenge

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<v Speaker 2>everybody to integrate riffraff into your everyday conversation today.

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<v Speaker 1>What ref raff about?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, exactly, that's good. So there you go. That's that's

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<v Speaker 2>an interesting one, isn't it. So I think if you're

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<v Speaker 2>walking around sort of drinking during the day and Jenny

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<v Speaker 2>Road's not a great.

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<v Speaker 1>Thing, yeah, and keep it inside. I'm not sure it's

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<v Speaker 1>good in your name now. But what used to be

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<v Speaker 1>Jenni Road Hotel? Yeah it's been redone, Okay, I was

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<v Speaker 1>in there not too long ago. What's the state of origin?

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<v Speaker 2>Of course you did?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I remember the next day?

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<v Speaker 2>How can I remember the next morning. How can I

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<v Speaker 2>forget because you've had about two hours sleep and you

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<v Speaker 2>weren't the best version of Andrew Hayes whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>See, I thought I was the best version when I

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<v Speaker 1>was living in the mind. But from then on reflection

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<v Speaker 1>listening back then, perhaps you were right.

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<v Speaker 2>I had to say at about one o'clock you went,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god, what am I doing?

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<v Speaker 1>It was like I thought it was nine o'clock.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my goodness, very.

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<v Speaker 1>Very important time for year twelves right now. It's an

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<v Speaker 1>important time.

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<v Speaker 3>Of your life.

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<v Speaker 2>It is because the major exams start today for your

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<v Speaker 2>sace and oh it doesn't bring back memories. Today is

0:23:29.600 --> 0:23:33.080
<v Speaker 2>mathematical methods. That's one hundred and thirty minutes a long.

0:23:33.160 --> 0:23:36.000
<v Speaker 2>That exam one that's two hours and ten minutes of

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<v Speaker 2>your life.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Wow, that's funn isn't it? Can I say I

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<v Speaker 1>was one of those absolute idiots who just the teachers

0:23:42.640 --> 0:23:44.320
<v Speaker 1>would have been like, shut up, mate, we hear it

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<v Speaker 1>every day. I'm that guy, goes, sir, miss, how is

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<v Speaker 1>this going to help us in everyday life?

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<v Speaker 2>How's algebra going to Is it going to help me

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<v Speaker 2>in real life? Yeah? I do get that, though. I

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<v Speaker 2>think we should teach our kids. You know how to

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<v Speaker 2>calculate interest rates on a mortgage.

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<v Speaker 1>For example, No, we don't want to because it hurts yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's very true. How'd you go on your exams? Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, ye I did them? Can I just say with

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<v Speaker 1>my results? So I was in New South Wales, so

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<v Speaker 1>it's an hsc Okay, so that's your end result. But

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<v Speaker 1>it's again it's a score out one hundred. The score

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<v Speaker 1>that I got didn't nail me. It enabled me direct

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<v Speaker 1>entry to university, right in terms of any degree okay,

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<v Speaker 1>not a single degree? Yeah, it was low enough.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what raises a real red flags for me?

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<v Speaker 2>The fact that you just call it university like as

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<v Speaker 2>hyphon noted. That suggests to me that you shouldn't be

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<v Speaker 2>allowed to go.

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<v Speaker 1>It makes sense, doesn't university?

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<v Speaker 2>University? It's one word, mate?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I got there in the end, really a few backdoors.

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<v Speaker 1>I had to take. No direct entry for me. What

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<v Speaker 1>about you? How'd you go? Legend?

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<v Speaker 2>No, No, I'm not going to humble break.

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<v Speaker 1>What score did you get?

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<v Speaker 5>Well?

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<v Speaker 2>I was in Queensland, so again different systems, so it

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<v Speaker 2>was one to twenty one being the highest, twenty being

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<v Speaker 2>the last. Yeah, I have a guess.

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<v Speaker 1>Sixteen twenty the highest, no one being the lowest. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my gosh, see, I can't do mass. I didn't do it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd dropped mass through.

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<v Speaker 2>You just said one was the highest when it was

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<v Speaker 2>the lowest. You've just given me a sixteen four.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I go six six. Oh that's pretty good. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I pretty happy with that.

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<v Speaker 2>Could have une physio.

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<v Speaker 1>I was, well, there you go much, and I'm trusting you.

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<v Speaker 1>I did my hamstring and went to you were working

0:25:26.840 --> 0:25:30.240
<v Speaker 1>on the wrong hamstring. I told you this, sofer. I

0:25:30.320 --> 0:25:32.360
<v Speaker 1>told you this, sofer, And while the song was happening,

0:25:32.600 --> 0:25:34.399
<v Speaker 1>ours was great as well. So it doesn't matter if

0:25:34.359 --> 0:25:36.000
<v Speaker 1>you've got if you got ninety, but everyone else was

0:25:36.040 --> 0:25:38.080
<v Speaker 1>getting one hundred, and then you were right down the bottom. Yep,

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<v Speaker 1>I got sixty five in my mass exam, which I

0:25:41.520 --> 0:25:45.320
<v Speaker 1>thought was really really good. Yes, I almost came they reckon.

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<v Speaker 1>I almost came last in the entire of New South Wales.

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<v Speaker 1>Is quite an achievement because pretty much the average was

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<v Speaker 1>something like eighty seven percent and I popped a sixty five.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you popped in sixty five?

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<v Speaker 4>World?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>You need if you made it to university, well done

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<v Speaker 2>to do radio.

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<v Speaker 1>Some good news for all the people out there who

0:26:08.560 --> 0:26:13.600
<v Speaker 1>like words, there is there is a brand new word

0:26:13.720 --> 0:26:16.000
<v Speaker 1>of the year producers. So it is in because she

0:26:16.119 --> 0:26:19.199
<v Speaker 1>is the skipper of Generation Z. Let's get straight to it.

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<v Speaker 1>The word of the year is.

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<v Speaker 3>Bratt.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, what go on?

0:26:31.160 --> 0:26:33.720
<v Speaker 2>Is a feeling that's washing over me and it's Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>it's underwhelming.

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<v Speaker 1>It's very underwhelming.

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<v Speaker 3>There is nothing underwhelming about Bratt.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, explain it for us, all right.

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<v Speaker 4>Bratt newly defined in twenty twenty four as being characterized

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<v Speaker 4>by confident, independent, independent, and hedonistic attitude.

0:26:47.280 --> 0:26:48.679
<v Speaker 3>Oh it's an adjective.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you gotta work with me. So it's almost it's

0:26:51.600 --> 0:26:54.000
<v Speaker 2>almost like live in the moment, take the best out.

0:26:54.040 --> 0:26:57.960
<v Speaker 4>It came from Charlie XCX our Queen Bratt, which we

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<v Speaker 4>all remember, the Apple Dance.

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<v Speaker 1>The Brat Summer, brad.

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<v Speaker 4>Summer an exciting news Australia. We are nearly at Bratt summer.

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<v Speaker 4>The rest of the world has been living it while

0:27:07.240 --> 0:27:07.840
<v Speaker 4>we've been in winter.

0:27:07.920 --> 0:27:08.560
<v Speaker 3>But it's out turn.

0:27:08.760 --> 0:27:10.679
<v Speaker 2>Did you do a brat European summer?

0:27:10.720 --> 0:27:12.719
<v Speaker 4>I did do a Brat European summer. It wasn't very

0:27:12.720 --> 0:27:13.280
<v Speaker 4>brady though.

0:27:14.520 --> 0:27:16.440
<v Speaker 2>Braddie is like, why weren't you brady?

0:27:17.440 --> 0:27:20.880
<v Speaker 4>Brat summer is like the heating, like centual, you know, Oh,

0:27:21.200 --> 0:27:23.800
<v Speaker 4>it's really being independent and confident in yourself.

0:27:23.920 --> 0:27:24.960
<v Speaker 3>It's pretty much.

0:27:24.880 --> 0:27:29.520
<v Speaker 4>So it's a horny summer, maybe a man eating summer,

0:27:29.680 --> 0:27:30.200
<v Speaker 4>that sort of.

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<v Speaker 1>Google and.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so that's the word of the year, which I

0:27:42.040 --> 0:27:44.760
<v Speaker 4>mean in the past we've seen words like yolo and stuff.

0:27:44.800 --> 0:27:46.440
<v Speaker 3>Make it so with that surprise that brad is the

0:27:46.440 --> 0:27:46.679
<v Speaker 3>word of.

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<v Speaker 2>You, You're our little resident feminist. Is it a good

0:27:49.440 --> 0:27:51.000
<v Speaker 2>empowering word for girls? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>I love a good brat because you're choosing to be

0:27:53.800 --> 0:27:56.239
<v Speaker 4>a brad. It's not it's like reclaiming the word. You know,

0:27:56.440 --> 0:27:58.640
<v Speaker 4>brat in the past is like, oh, she's such a brat.

0:27:58.720 --> 0:27:59.840
<v Speaker 3>This is like, yeah, I'm a brat.

0:28:00.080 --> 0:28:01.880
<v Speaker 1>Okay, can you please use it in a sentence?

0:28:02.680 --> 0:28:03.959
<v Speaker 3>I can't wait for my bright summer?

0:28:04.240 --> 0:28:06.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, that works? What about this the word of

0:28:06.960 --> 0:28:11.480
<v Speaker 1>the year? Brat sucks still to come. With Jody and

0:28:11.960 --> 0:28:15.520
<v Speaker 1>on Adelaide's One Night, we're just chucking sentences around, see

0:28:15.520 --> 0:28:18.560
<v Speaker 1>what works. Thank you for the education. Very well, it's good,

0:28:18.720 --> 0:28:19.320
<v Speaker 1>have a bright day.

0:28:19.320 --> 0:28:23.119
<v Speaker 3>It's going to go back to my brat booth that

0:28:23.240 --> 0:28:23.880
<v Speaker 3>works as well.

0:28:24.920 --> 0:28:26.840
<v Speaker 1>A couple of minute time, Let's play Nova's Birthday paid

0:28:26.840 --> 0:28:29.240
<v Speaker 1>a chance for you just score one thousand bucks just

0:28:29.240 --> 0:28:30.080
<v Speaker 1>for having a birth just.

0:28:30.080 --> 0:28:32.119
<v Speaker 2>One last time, weren't there Brett Dolls.

0:28:32.560 --> 0:28:36.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, none of the rites with the Z but they're

0:28:36.040 --> 0:28:36.679
<v Speaker 3>the same vibe.

0:28:36.760 --> 0:28:38.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, saxy, cute, popular boot got it.

0:28:38.920 --> 0:28:40.280
<v Speaker 1>So what's they got to do with Jeffrey.

0:28:40.040 --> 0:28:42.880
<v Speaker 4>Darmon Nothing, None of this has anything.

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<v Speaker 1>So the Dolls we are right now in the garts

0:28:48.680 --> 0:28:51.960
<v Speaker 1>of horse racing season. Oh, listen to him. Go listen

0:28:51.960 --> 0:28:55.800
<v Speaker 1>to him. That one's winning, Heday, good job, keep it

0:28:55.840 --> 0:28:56.280
<v Speaker 1>up there.

0:28:56.160 --> 0:28:59.800
<v Speaker 2>Frank, What a rollercoaster on Saturday. For probably I would

0:28:59.800 --> 0:29:01.320
<v Speaker 2>have to say the best jockey in the country at

0:29:01.320 --> 0:29:02.600
<v Speaker 2>the moment that is Jamie Carr.

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<v Speaker 1>Car's an absolute star buy.

0:29:05.480 --> 0:29:08.800
<v Speaker 2>She's an incredible full disclosure, she's my husband's cousin, so

0:29:08.880 --> 0:29:10.840
<v Speaker 2>we have a real family connection with a real vested

0:29:10.920 --> 0:29:13.680
<v Speaker 2>interest in Jamie. So I was following it very closely

0:29:13.800 --> 0:29:18.480
<v Speaker 2>on Saturday. What a rollercoaster. Andrew Hayes, Okay, so firstly

0:29:19.160 --> 0:29:23.400
<v Speaker 2>she copped a ten meeting ban for running interference in

0:29:23.440 --> 0:29:27.240
<v Speaker 2>one of her races. But then they said, but you

0:29:27.280 --> 0:29:29.320
<v Speaker 2>don't have to serve it until after Melbourne Cup Day.

0:29:29.720 --> 0:29:32.840
<v Speaker 1>How does that work? Can you defer you the suspensions? Yeah? Really,

0:29:33.120 --> 0:29:35.040
<v Speaker 1>so it's.

0:29:34.240 --> 0:29:37.760
<v Speaker 2>Like being suspended like from school, but then them saying nah,

0:29:37.840 --> 0:29:39.400
<v Speaker 2>but you can do like muck up day first and

0:29:39.440 --> 0:29:41.280
<v Speaker 2>then news is suspension you know.

0:29:41.480 --> 0:29:44.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Do you think that if he got suspended before

0:29:44.200 --> 0:29:46.360
<v Speaker 1>the AFL Grand Final there's a plague like, hey can

0:29:46.400 --> 0:29:47.400
<v Speaker 1>I serve that next season?

0:29:47.520 --> 0:29:47.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:29:47.840 --> 0:29:48.560
<v Speaker 1>Sure, no problem.

0:29:48.600 --> 0:29:50.959
<v Speaker 2>I don't think it works that way. She had a

0:29:51.000 --> 0:29:54.440
<v Speaker 2>win in the Damien Oliver race, which was really emotional

0:29:54.560 --> 0:29:57.480
<v Speaker 2>as well because it was on another will which was

0:29:57.480 --> 0:30:00.560
<v Speaker 2>owned by the legendary Colin Colin McKenna who died last month,

0:30:00.640 --> 0:30:03.200
<v Speaker 2>so she was in tears on the telly. And then

0:30:03.520 --> 0:30:07.280
<v Speaker 2>and then, if that's not enough emotion, she was going

0:30:07.280 --> 0:30:10.760
<v Speaker 2>into the gates in another race and her horse Hurry

0:30:10.760 --> 0:30:13.600
<v Speaker 2>Curry sort of reared backwards and whacked her in the

0:30:13.640 --> 0:30:17.240
<v Speaker 2>nose and she got a broken nose standing Flemington Racecourse

0:30:17.240 --> 0:30:18.479
<v Speaker 2>with blood pouring out everywhere.

0:30:18.560 --> 0:30:21.000
<v Speaker 1>Exclusive audio from that incident as well. It was quite graphic.

0:30:23.200 --> 0:30:28.719
<v Speaker 1>That was Jamie's nose exploding all across her face. Believable scenes.

0:30:29.120 --> 0:30:32.480
<v Speaker 2>And then she jumped on the Victoria Derby Horse gold

0:30:32.520 --> 0:30:35.360
<v Speaker 2>Rush Guru and won the bloody thing one the big

0:30:35.440 --> 0:30:37.400
<v Speaker 2>race of the day, the two million dollar race.

0:30:37.520 --> 0:30:40.920
<v Speaker 1>That's quite the that's quite the adventure, that's quite the

0:30:41.000 --> 0:30:41.520
<v Speaker 1>roller coaster.

0:30:42.000 --> 0:30:45.719
<v Speaker 2>It was just unbelievable scenes. My husband was absolutely filthy

0:30:45.760 --> 0:30:48.280
<v Speaker 2>because now not only is he not the best sportsman

0:30:48.320 --> 0:30:50.480
<v Speaker 2>in the family, but he doesn't even have the most

0:30:50.480 --> 0:30:54.680
<v Speaker 2>broken noses. Fum.

0:30:54.920 --> 0:30:57.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we'll look at these scars and Jamie's like, actually,

0:30:57.200 --> 0:30:58.280
<v Speaker 1>I'll beat you at that too.

0:30:58.680 --> 0:31:00.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'll break my nose and then ride a winner.

0:31:01.600 --> 0:31:02.880
<v Speaker 1>So I was about that Greggy boy.