Speaker 1: Get you every morning, every day, adelaide, I get the
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Speaker 2: the rest of the lyrics, just girls, just girls.
Speaker 3: I really let's chat.
Speaker 2: It is so time for it. Let's go girls as always.
Speaker 2: Join us for chick Chat is Andrew Fisher Hayes. We
Speaker 2: also have producer Zoe on the mic. Good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 1: Can you if you introduce me to that's you can
Speaker 1: please leave me out? I mean some sort of leadership
Speaker 1: positioned via chick chat. In the leadership group, you can
Speaker 1: be whatever you want to be for your vice captain. Sure, okay, thank.
Speaker 2: You and our very special guest for chick Chat this week,
Speaker 2: we love her to bits. Please put your hands together
Speaker 2: for the beautiful Tiff Warm from ten years old.
Speaker 1: Is d dressed in teal.
Speaker 2: And this is about It's about. We chick chat with
Speaker 2: alarming regularity. During the day, so I just thought, why
Speaker 2: not get it paid paid for it? You know. Okay,
Speaker 2: talking this morning about those quirky little things that men
Speaker 2: do make you a little bit hot under the.
Speaker 1: Collar if you take some notes, because I am.
Speaker 2: Just those things. Do you want me to kick us
Speaker 2: off with Gorman? Okay? So my husband is a very
Speaker 2: sexy man, talks real fast, super quick. Very however, is
Speaker 2: an absolute jet with an Excel spreadsheet. God, it makes
Speaker 2: me tell me he can take some numbers, He'll punch
Speaker 2: them and he just organizes our finances and our life.
Speaker 4: Oh, Gregory, it's beautiful holiday like, does he do holiday Excel?
Speaker 2: All the excels whatever you need? He's dedicator for all
Speaker 2: you Excel needs. Don't worry about that.
Speaker 1: I'm melting over. Is it also a turn on to
Speaker 1: tell you that I don't even know how to turn
Speaker 1: a computer on? No, I hardly know how to text.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: Sometimes when I post stories on Instagram, I ask my
Speaker 1: wife how do.
Speaker 2: I do that?
Speaker 3: That gets her going? Alright?
Speaker 2: Produces? Are he what you got?
Speaker 4: I love when I go for my little solo coffees
Speaker 4: on the weekend and there's a bloke there with a dog.
Speaker 3: All you have to do is own a dog. Times
Speaker 3: hotter my, I.
Speaker 2: Think that's a cat.
Speaker 3: Sorry.
Speaker 4: My housemate Edward is single, and he went and borrowed
Speaker 4: his brother's puppy this weekend to take it to the
Speaker 4: cafes to try and pick up women.
Speaker 2: Can I ask this what about a man with the baby,
Speaker 2: because I swear to God my husband used to take
Speaker 2: a newborn in the pouch down to the coals at
Speaker 2: the avenues, purely just to have all the women go, oh, yeah, it's.
Speaker 3: Nice to look at.
Speaker 4: But it's not really an option if you're shacked up
Speaker 4: with a kid, whereas a dog you can be single.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's true. Okay, that's nice. All right, I'm really
Speaker 2: excited about this riddle.
Speaker 3: This go on.
Speaker 2: Then you've had a shower that's not the sexy bit.
Speaker 5: You get the squeegee, Yes, squeeging the shower screen, because you.
Speaker 2: Know what's not sexy, limescale.
Speaker 1: That is very very where we're going with this. All
Speaker 1: of a sudden, you ask me at.
Speaker 5: The squeegee because you know, I was about to say,
Speaker 5: you lost me because you don't know what it is.
Speaker 1: There's no squege in our shower. Well, it should be
Speaker 1: a little Kara. So you've got limescale, which is not
Speaker 1: sexy limescale city.
Speaker 2: Wait, do you have already made squeegee in your shower
Speaker 2: for some such occasion? Joelders and also my parents, which.
Speaker 5: Less sexy from allan, but nonetheless I'm sure Linda loves it.
Speaker 4: We have two squeeges in our shower. Crazy squeeze alert.
Speaker 2: Some people who have two showers, you've got two squeeze.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna need another shower with this squeegee shower.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna need to be squeegee. It's not always traditional
Speaker 1: just wring you out. Yes, maybe the hot things that
Speaker 1: men do that are just a little bit, you know,
Speaker 1: out of the ordinary. It's not traditionally. A good body
Speaker 1: and maybe a nice face maybe, So those little things
Speaker 1: that really get you into the zone.
Speaker 2: We will take mowing the lawn with your shirt off
Speaker 2: as well. I'm happy to take that.
Speaker 5: And I will also accept the good God and the
Speaker 5: rock and face.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm not the human.
Speaker 1: What if you're i don't know, say Donald Trump or
Speaker 1: out in the front of the White House.
Speaker 3: How would you do that?
Speaker 1: Would you getting some race?
Speaker 2: We were in such a good headspace and you had
Speaker 2: to Donald Trump.
Speaker 1: Isn't this nice the first time you two have teamed
Speaker 1: up against me? This is a moment.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Taylor, Okay, tell us what gets you all
Speaker 2: hot and bothered? Oh?
Speaker 5: Just the way my partner like reverse parts so smoothly,
Speaker 5: the arms behind the care and he just does it
Speaker 5: in one go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, done right. Do you know what reverse parking is
Speaker 1: so intimidating? So if you can do it with confidences?
Speaker 1: Do I understand why that would be?
Speaker 2: Qui Taylor? Does he always nail it first time?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Every fact, that is sexy. I'm with you.
Speaker 1: I'm with you both.
Speaker 2: Thank you for your call. Stacey from lind Dot, good morning.
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 1: Very similar when I put the hand on the back
Speaker 1: of the.
Speaker 6: Passenger's seat and aggressive for a first With the other hand,
Speaker 6: it's like.
Speaker 2: Aggressive, Yeah, I like it, sasic and almost like sometimes
Speaker 2: so the hands up on the chair and then the
Speaker 2: other hand they use their palm to like turn the wheel.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that turns you ladies, you guys, are.
Speaker 2: I get it? I get it, Taylor and Stacy, I
Speaker 2: completely understood.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Allie, Good morning. How are we We're good?
Speaker 2: Okay, what does your partner do?
Speaker 6: He does many things, but I'm one of the very
Speaker 6: lucky ones. But when you've got three girls and you're
Speaker 6: just wanting to sleep in and he brings in an
Speaker 6: almond mocker like chocolate ratio with coffee, perfect, not asked
Speaker 6: for it, he just does it. And then you get
Speaker 6: up and breakfast is being made and he's standing there
Speaker 6: over that, so cook the nose, baking and eggs. Honestly, yeah,
Speaker 6: it's a good feeling.
Speaker 1: What else? I bet he's got a ten pack as well.
Speaker 1: He's holding your kid's hand while he's doing it. It
Speaker 1: almost feels like a past card.
Speaker 6: Look, I hate to break first that bubble. He does
Speaker 6: have a bit of a dad pod.
Speaker 2: That's okay, but I love him for it. Ali, that's
Speaker 2: really nice. And I will take your partner and I
Speaker 2: will lower the standard with my husband who on Sunday morning,
Speaker 2: not only did he not let me sleep in, but
Speaker 2: he hit snooze four times on his seven point thirty
Speaker 2: am alarm on a Sunday morning, Andrew, which is the
Speaker 2: only morning I get to sleep in.
Speaker 1: Ali, Yeah, what a pig.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're very lucky, Allie.
Speaker 1: You're very lucky. Indeed, Oh there you go. Lots live
Speaker 1: up there there boys, good luck, we'll start driving Carmel.
Speaker 1: Someone in our house vomited twice in the bed and
Speaker 1: slept right through it. What a sate so bit of this.
Speaker 1: Dad's on the Couch's round about eight o'clock, and look,
Speaker 1: I've had a couple of venos. It was nice. I
Speaker 1: think I was about to get stuck in the Menendez documentary.
Speaker 1: I've seen monsters wanting to finish off the documentary.
Speaker 2: Yes, well worthy while actually.
Speaker 1: And all of a sudden, my wife comes out and says,
Speaker 1: if you're drunk, you need to sober up immediately, because
Speaker 1: we have a situation on our hands. No, and then
Speaker 1: she's taken a photo. She showed me our toddler, who
Speaker 1: had just been gripped by the absolute jaws and tentacles
Speaker 1: of gastro had vomited two, three, maybe four times in
Speaker 1: the bed and was just asleep lying in this absolute
Speaker 1: pool of slush. You know, when you see something like that,
Speaker 1: you're just like, oh, oh, oh god, yeah, what do
Speaker 1: we do here?
Speaker 2: And seeing someone else's vomit makes you want to vomit
Speaker 2: as well.
Speaker 1: This is the thing my wife fantasy. Be careful and
Speaker 1: don't isolate this sentence fantastic with poo, fantastic with pooh.
Speaker 1: Me not so much so when I'm changing an appy,
Speaker 1: I can get quite squeamish. I'm fantastic with vomit, are you.
Speaker 1: So we're trying to help our four year old daughter Lottie,
Speaker 1: who's in an absolute pool of slush. So Carla's got
Speaker 1: her out and she's taking her into the shower. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm going to strip down the bed, put the sheets
Speaker 1: in the put new sheets on, make sure if there's
Speaker 1: any traces of vomit, slush andwere else, I make sure
Speaker 1: they're gone. And the whole time I can hear Carr
Speaker 1: going it's okay, Lottie, let's go with it. Oh well,
Speaker 1: just finally there was something that I could do where
Speaker 1: I could consider myself quite useful.
Speaker 2: And what about in that moment too, when you have
Speaker 2: had a couple of drinks and you're a little bit foggy,
Speaker 2: but then someone's injured or hurt and you're like, what
Speaker 2: into action? You cannot be more sober.
Speaker 1: I was going, I was sitting along at some cruising
Speaker 1: around about third gear and all of a sudden, bang
Speaker 1: on everything changes. Yeah, it's quite ridiculous. On top of
Speaker 1: that as well. And you know with toddler's once they
Speaker 1: fall asleep.
Speaker 2: They're asleep impossible to rouse.
Speaker 1: So trying to get up a toddler in the middle
Speaker 1: of the night to have a shower was like trying
Speaker 1: to get me up in the middle of that night
Speaker 1: when we had a wedding a few months ago, and
Speaker 1: I think I was in my own pool of vomit,
Speaker 1: but it was purely wine based. Like, if you're doing that,
Speaker 1: I'm like, get out of here, just leave you alone.
Speaker 1: That's what what are you doing?
Speaker 6: Sleep?
Speaker 1: It's quite quite an epic Saturday night.
Speaker 2: And then Carara turns to you and she's like, did
Speaker 2: you have you vomited? And You're like, yes, yes, we.
Speaker 1: Got the same thing from Loddi Loddie you okay, did
Speaker 1: you just have a little vomit? Yes, sweetie, I'm trying
Speaker 1: to sleep.
Speaker 2: A huge summer of cricket is here on Ko's Sports.
Speaker 5: See every full live coundling and download KO Sports Today.
Speaker 1: Well you know how I feel about the NRL. Yes,
Speaker 1: so this is an absolute treat for me. Vonne. Good
Speaker 1: morning to you.
Speaker 5: Oh, thank you so much, and thank you for letting
Speaker 5: my rugby league ways in Adelaide just for a little
Speaker 5: bit of your morning.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll indulge you for a second until we jump
Speaker 2: onto the if l W. But the Rugby League Pacific
Speaker 2: Championships are they're happening this weekend.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's been wonderful. It's been an incredible year for
Speaker 5: rugby league.
Speaker 3: Really.
Speaker 5: We've got Australia and Tonga in the final at Combat
Speaker 5: Stadium in Paramatta, and I mean, just to put that
Speaker 5: into context, Australia are the number one rugby league nation
Speaker 5: in the world, no surprises, they're Tonga are number five.
Speaker 5: We are set for an incredible final and of course
Speaker 5: that'll all be on Fox League and KO on Sunday.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about the AFLW in particular. For us, we're
Speaker 1: looking forward to the Crows taking on North Friday night
Speaker 1: and then we've got Port Adelaide taking on Richmond on Sunday.
Speaker 1: The afl W as well taking another big stride this season.
Speaker 3: I'm really looking forward to Week one of finals.
Speaker 5: Is all locked in for our AFLW, and you know,
Speaker 5: the athletes that they have just taken.
Speaker 3: The game to the next level.
Speaker 5: We continue to grow our audience, we continue to broaden
Speaker 5: the context of the game and yeah, these athletes are
Speaker 5: so incredible and very much looking forward to the final
Speaker 5: series ahead.
Speaker 2: Our boy Andrew Hayes here covered the game for Port
Speaker 2: Adelaide yesterday and I sent you a text and said,
Speaker 2: that's some sort of award winning AFLW coverage you've just done.
Speaker 1: Then thank you and giving them Given that it was
Speaker 1: in print, I took that text very I could not
Speaker 1: pick up any sarcasm whatsoever. Hey, just before we let
Speaker 1: you go, she said, can't wait for David Warner to
Speaker 1: get behind the mic?
Speaker 3: Well what about this?
Speaker 5: I thought he wanted to open for Australia. Yes, I
Speaker 5: think the rest of the nation did as well. But
Speaker 5: we have officially welcomed Davy Warner into the Fox Cricket
Speaker 5: commentary box, the famous country commentary box for this summer
Speaker 5: and he'll be able to join the likes of Gilly
Speaker 5: and Was Makram and Kerry O'Keefe.
Speaker 3: You'll have some more jokes lined up right across the summer.
Speaker 3: But we've got lots of sport to keep everyone updated.
Speaker 1: Chao Sports and off season with Kao Sports. Get on
Speaker 1: board today, Von Sampson. I've mentioned it before, but I
Speaker 1: love the NRL and you're one of the best hosts
Speaker 1: in this country. Thank you so much for joining us
Speaker 1: this morning.
Speaker 3: That's too kind.
Speaker 1: Your father, he's on the money. It could be slightly
Speaker 1: risque before we straighten up after seven o'clock, you know,
Speaker 1: we fly the flag.
Speaker 2: Yeah, got a chance just to get a little bit blue,
Speaker 2: as we like to say. Gen Z Andrew Hayes and
Speaker 2: produces Zoe are giving up sex for their elaborate nighttime
Speaker 2: beauty routines. You heard bird hurt. They're giving up special
Speaker 2: cuddles so that they can wear chin straps, mouthguards, put
Speaker 2: pimple cream on all sorts, so they go to bed
Speaker 2: looking like a science experiment in the hope they'll wake
Speaker 2: up looking hot.
Speaker 1: When you say tin straps, do you mean like Craig
Speaker 1: David back in the day?
Speaker 2: Bit different? So yeah, basically they're giving it a miss
Speaker 2: in order to do all these things to their face
Speaker 2: and their chin and their neck so that they wake
Speaker 2: up looking pretty, which sounds like the dumbest thing I've
Speaker 2: ever read it.
Speaker 1: The big question is is it worth it? Produces Zoe,
Speaker 1: who is right in the sweets, But terms of finding
Speaker 1: and gen Z representatives, you're a skipper, I.
Speaker 4: Reckon, Yeah, it's good the morning shed and it's huge
Speaker 4: on TikTok of course. So it's all the things you
Speaker 4: do at night that make you look hideous so that
Speaker 4: you look beautiful in the morning. And yeah, like you said, Jodes,
Speaker 4: it involves like people strapping their nose down so they're
Speaker 4: not snoring and mouth breathing. And also so you wake
Speaker 4: up in the morning, you're not going roll over and
Speaker 4: you know, give me some You're gonna look awful until
Speaker 4: you take it all off.
Speaker 1: How's it working out for you?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, so good. I don't do that.
Speaker 4: I don't participate in the morning shed, nor do I
Speaker 4: participate in morning sex. So I'm not some example of
Speaker 4: this one nothing from two. But I also don't do
Speaker 4: the whole the skincare things.
Speaker 3: I'm not.
Speaker 2: It's actually quite seriously, the pressure we're putting on our
Speaker 2: young girls is really still a moment. I've been an
Speaker 2: eleven year old who I have to drag out of
Speaker 2: the house because she hasn't finished a beauty routine.
Speaker 1: I thought, you roll who has picked up this trend?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I've never found morning morning cuddles that appealing.
Speaker 1: Really, can I just now a knuckle down that as well. Yeah,
Speaker 1: who's having morning?
Speaker 2: No like it in the morning.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm too tired at night. Yeah, yes, joy,
Speaker 3: I can get around that.
Speaker 4: But it's the bad breath and the yeah and the
Speaker 4: puffy eyes and the oh yeah.
Speaker 2: But you just run to the toilet and you brush
Speaker 2: your teeth very quickly and just wipe down your pits
Speaker 2: and awake.
Speaker 3: You your morning ship and then you're ready.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I look at myself in the mirror first thing
Speaker 1: in the morning, and I'm like, get away from me.
Speaker 1: It's a strange because it's myself. I get away from myself,
Speaker 1: Like who would want to sleep with that? Youre right though,
Speaker 1: like bad.
Speaker 5: Breath everything to start the day, need to live for
Speaker 5: a few hours, get you.
Speaker 2: Get all the endorphins running. It's a perfect way to
Speaker 2: get your day moving.
Speaker 1: Oh my very got.
Speaker 2: I wake up with and Hazy.
Speaker 1: What an absolute outstanding, slash easy way to score yourself
Speaker 1: five hundred.
Speaker 2: Bucks just like that. It can happen in an instant.
Speaker 2: All we have to do is pick up your phone
Speaker 2: and say I wake up with Jodie and Hazy And
Speaker 2: it's all thanks to our mate sets Jack's Cafe at
Speaker 2: Hungry Jackson. You've just absolutely smashed a breakfast burrito.
Speaker 1: Was I supposed to cheow that?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I kind of yeah. I had a little duck like.
Speaker 2: A pelican pour it down your gob which is.
Speaker 1: Exactly what you just did, haven't I knew I was
Speaker 1: supposed to chew it, so tilted the head back and
Speaker 1: just let it slide down. That's fun, all right? So
Speaker 1: we haven't listening up actually on the weekend to take
Speaker 1: registrations via the Nova playoff? Should we get straight into one?
Speaker 2: I think so?
Speaker 1: And this makes you nervous, doesn't it?
Speaker 2: It does?
Speaker 1: But what would come with this if it didn't go off?
Speaker 1: Is that jackpot?
Speaker 2: So true? We'll just keep jackpotting this thing until the
Speaker 2: cash holer goes off.
Speaker 1: Let's hope this comes through. We are going to speak
Speaker 1: to hopefully at least some lights of view and just
Speaker 1: put the numbers in there and we are ready to go. Oh,
Speaker 1: come on, come on, lie, I wake up with Jodi.
Speaker 2: And.
Speaker 1: Good morning to you, Elise.
Speaker 2: Good morning. How are you both going?
Speaker 1: Very very well? How are you going with five hundred bucks? Oh?
Speaker 2: I have excellent?
Speaker 4: Thank you so much?
Speaker 2: Are you losing your voice there? Release? I am a
Speaker 2: little bit.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Ah, we genuinely thought this is not going to happen.
Speaker 2: We literally just spoke about this a couple of minutes ago,
Speaker 2: and here we are release five hundred bucks Richard.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, I've been sitting by my phone saying
Speaker 6: that it was going to ring this morning.
Speaker 2: Yes, Elise, Oh, we're so proud of you.
Speaker 3: Oh, thank you so much.
Speaker 2: You go on maybe invest in some.
Speaker 1: Oh good on you, Elisa, and thank you so much
Speaker 1: for listening. We really appreciate you.
Speaker 3: You're welcome.
Speaker 1: Thank you guys.
Speaker 2: It's toupily. It's as simple as that.
Speaker 1: Enough.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. We can play any competition at any
Speaker 2: given time and it works.
Speaker 1: We just need details. Will than over playoff. You just
Speaker 1: get a random phone call. If you answer with I
Speaker 1: wake up with Jody and Hazy and it's us five.
Speaker 3: Hundred bucks, you're it's like a lease.
Speaker 1: Now, that's a job, that's a joke. That's a job,
Speaker 1: a job, a terrible job. We want some humor, yes,
Speaker 1: please please, that's what we do. If you're just cheat
Speaker 1: you for the first time, each and every Monday we
Speaker 1: do the Monday Morning joke of because we believe wholeheartedly
Speaker 1: the best way to start your week is with the future.
Speaker 1: It's just a little bit of humor.
Speaker 2: Sure, mate produces all you want to kick us up?
Speaker 2: I think so all right?
Speaker 3: Go on, man, what did the bra say to that?
Speaker 2: You?
Speaker 3: Go on ahead, I'll give these to a left.
Speaker 1: Come on, it's a practical joke. Yeah, dad vibes so
Speaker 1: love that. It's nice.
Speaker 2: Let me take you into the classroom because a kindergarten
Speaker 2: teacher is trying to explain to her class the definition
Speaker 2: of the word definitely. To make sure the students have
Speaker 2: a good understanding of the words, she asks them to
Speaker 2: use it in a sentence. A kid puts up her
Speaker 2: hand and the teacher says, yes, go And she says
Speaker 2: the sky is definitely blue, and the teacher says, well,
Speaker 2: that is an entirely correct because sometimes it's gray and cloudy.
Speaker 2: Another student says grass is definitely green. Teacher again replies,
Speaker 2: if grass doesn't get enough water, it turns brown, so
Speaker 2: that isn't entirely correct either, And then little Billy puts
Speaker 2: up his hand.
Speaker 1: Billy.
Speaker 2: Billy says, defarts have lumps, and the teacher looks at
Speaker 2: Billy and says, that isn't really a question. You want
Speaker 2: to ask in a class discussion, but no, it doesn't,
Speaker 2: and Billy replies, then I definitely just ship my pets,
Speaker 2: all right, me?
Speaker 1: Well, I'm Billy Billy the antics of really every single time,
Speaker 1: he get it, and I'll finish it off. A guy
Speaker 1: who walks into a bar and says, hey, bartender, if
Speaker 1: I show you something incredible, can I have a free drink?
Speaker 1: The bartender thinks for a second and says, okay, but
Speaker 1: it would have to be something I've never seen before.
Speaker 1: The guy reaches into his pocket and pulls out a
Speaker 1: box and reveals a man who's less than a foot tall,
Speaker 1: along with a tiny Minichhi piano. A tiny man then
Speaker 1: starts playing at The bartender couldn't believe he serves a
Speaker 1: man he's free drink, and he says, that is incredible.
Speaker 1: Where did you find this little guy? The man says, well,
Speaker 1: I can tell you, but you'll have to give me
Speaker 1: another free drink. The bartender says, yeah, that's fine. Noways
Speaker 1: now tell me so. The man says, well, behind your
Speaker 1: bar out the back is a genie giving out free
Speaker 1: wishes to anyone who asks him. The bartender quickly gives
Speaker 1: a man his free drink, then rushes out the back
Speaker 1: to see the genie. The man takes another couple of
Speaker 1: SIPs of his drink before the bartender suddenly returned, slamming
Speaker 1: the back door on a wave of ducks. The bartender
Speaker 1: then says, I think the jenny must be going deaf
Speaker 1: or something. I asked the jenny for a million bucks.
Speaker 1: He then snapped his fingers and a million ducks appeared
Speaker 1: and says, here that definitely makes sense. Do you really
Speaker 1: think that I went up to him and wished for
Speaker 1: a ten inch penis? It's true story. I am the man.
Speaker 6: I need to know.
Speaker 4: I need to know now.
Speaker 2: I need to know. I need to know.
Speaker 1: I need to know what news today.
Speaker 2: To know this is what you need to know.
Speaker 3: You know what you need to know.
Speaker 1: With Jody and easy, Oh Joe's give us some makes
Speaker 1: us go oh okay, well that's interesting.
Speaker 2: Well, if you are on Jetty Road, you can now
Speaker 2: feel just a little bit safer because Glenelg residents have
Speaker 2: successfully secured a broader dry zome which now takes in
Speaker 2: that main thoroughfare of Jeddie Road. So you can be
Speaker 2: fined two hundred and fifty dollars if you're if you've
Speaker 2: got a drink, if you've got alcohol on Jetty Road.
Speaker 2: As part of the Broad and Dry Zome, the government
Speaker 2: cracks down on anti social phavior.
Speaker 1: Well that makes sense. Last night, a disgruntled local said
Speaker 1: this the Channel seven news.
Speaker 6: There's too much raf down here and now that to
Speaker 6: cause trouble during the day.
Speaker 1: So it's all you riff raffers out there, it's time
Speaker 1: to keep that being closed and move along. Please move along, please,
Speaker 1: this is a dry zone.
Speaker 2: Riffraff a really underutilized term, don't you think. I challenge
Speaker 2: everybody to integrate riffraff into your everyday conversation today.
Speaker 1: What ref raff about?
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly, that's good. So there you go. That's that's
Speaker 2: an interesting one, isn't it. So I think if you're
Speaker 2: walking around sort of drinking during the day and Jenny
Speaker 2: Road's not a great.
Speaker 1: Thing, yeah, and keep it inside. I'm not sure it's
Speaker 1: good in your name now. But what used to be
Speaker 1: Jenni Road Hotel? Yeah it's been redone, Okay, I was
Speaker 1: in there not too long ago. What's the state of origin?
Speaker 2: Of course you did?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I remember the next day?
Speaker 2: How can I remember the next morning. How can I
Speaker 2: forget because you've had about two hours sleep and you
Speaker 2: weren't the best version of Andrew Hayes whatever.
Speaker 1: See, I thought I was the best version when I
Speaker 1: was living in the mind. But from then on reflection
Speaker 1: listening back then, perhaps you were right.
Speaker 2: I had to say at about one o'clock you went,
Speaker 2: oh my god, what am I doing?
Speaker 1: It was like I thought it was nine o'clock.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, very.
Speaker 1: Very important time for year twelves right now. It's an
Speaker 1: important time.
Speaker 3: Of your life.
Speaker 2: It is because the major exams start today for your
Speaker 2: sace and oh it doesn't bring back memories. Today is
Speaker 2: mathematical methods. That's one hundred and thirty minutes a long.
Speaker 2: That exam one that's two hours and ten minutes of
Speaker 2: your life.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Wow, that's funn isn't it? Can I say I
Speaker 1: was one of those absolute idiots who just the teachers
Speaker 1: would have been like, shut up, mate, we hear it
Speaker 1: every day. I'm that guy, goes, sir, miss, how is
Speaker 1: this going to help us in everyday life?
Speaker 2: How's algebra going to Is it going to help me
Speaker 2: in real life? Yeah? I do get that, though. I
Speaker 2: think we should teach our kids. You know how to
Speaker 2: calculate interest rates on a mortgage.
Speaker 1: For example, No, we don't want to because it hurts yourself.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's very true. How'd you go on your exams? Uh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, ye I did them? Can I just say with
Speaker 1: my results? So I was in New South Wales, so
Speaker 1: it's an hsc Okay, so that's your end result. But
Speaker 1: it's again it's a score out one hundred. The score
Speaker 1: that I got didn't nail me. It enabled me direct
Speaker 1: entry to university, right in terms of any degree okay,
Speaker 1: not a single degree? Yeah, it was low enough.
Speaker 2: Do you know what raises a real red flags for me?
Speaker 2: The fact that you just call it university like as
Speaker 2: hyphon noted. That suggests to me that you shouldn't be
Speaker 2: allowed to go.
Speaker 1: It makes sense, doesn't university?
Speaker 2: University? It's one word, mate?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got there in the end, really a few backdoors.
Speaker 1: I had to take. No direct entry for me. What
Speaker 1: about you? How'd you go? Legend?
Speaker 2: No, No, I'm not going to humble break.
Speaker 1: What score did you get?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 2: I was in Queensland, so again different systems, so it
Speaker 2: was one to twenty one being the highest, twenty being
Speaker 2: the last. Yeah, I have a guess.
Speaker 1: Sixteen twenty the highest, no one being the lowest. Oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, see, I can't do mass. I didn't do it.
Speaker 1: I'd dropped mass through.
Speaker 2: You just said one was the highest when it was
Speaker 2: the lowest. You've just given me a sixteen four.
Speaker 1: Now I go six six. Oh that's pretty good. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I pretty happy with that.
Speaker 2: Could have une physio.
Speaker 1: I was, well, there you go much, and I'm trusting you.
Speaker 1: I did my hamstring and went to you were working
Speaker 1: on the wrong hamstring. I told you this, sofer. I
Speaker 1: told you this, sofer, And while the song was happening,
Speaker 1: ours was great as well. So it doesn't matter if
Speaker 1: you've got if you got ninety, but everyone else was
Speaker 1: getting one hundred, and then you were right down the bottom. Yep,
Speaker 1: I got sixty five in my mass exam, which I
Speaker 1: thought was really really good. Yes, I almost came they reckon.
Speaker 1: I almost came last in the entire of New South Wales.
Speaker 1: Is quite an achievement because pretty much the average was
Speaker 1: something like eighty seven percent and I popped a sixty five.
Speaker 2: Have you popped in sixty five?
Speaker 4: World?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You need if you made it to university, well done
Speaker 2: to do radio.
Speaker 1: Some good news for all the people out there who
Speaker 1: like words, there is there is a brand new word
Speaker 1: of the year producers. So it is in because she
Speaker 1: is the skipper of Generation Z. Let's get straight to it.
Speaker 1: The word of the year is.
Speaker 3: Bratt.
Speaker 1: Sorry, what go on?
Speaker 2: Is a feeling that's washing over me and it's Oh,
Speaker 2: it's underwhelming.
Speaker 1: It's very underwhelming.
Speaker 3: There is nothing underwhelming about Bratt.
Speaker 2: Okay, explain it for us, all right.
Speaker 4: Bratt newly defined in twenty twenty four as being characterized
Speaker 4: by confident, independent, independent, and hedonistic attitude.
Speaker 3: Oh it's an adjective.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta work with me. So it's almost it's
Speaker 2: almost like live in the moment, take the best out.
Speaker 4: It came from Charlie XCX our Queen Bratt, which we
Speaker 4: all remember, the Apple Dance.
Speaker 1: The Brat Summer, brad.
Speaker 4: Summer an exciting news Australia. We are nearly at Bratt summer.
Speaker 4: The rest of the world has been living it while
Speaker 4: we've been in winter.
Speaker 3: But it's out turn.
Speaker 2: Did you do a brat European summer?
Speaker 4: I did do a Brat European summer. It wasn't very
Speaker 4: brady though.
Speaker 2: Braddie is like, why weren't you brady?
Speaker 4: Brat summer is like the heating, like centual, you know, Oh,
Speaker 4: it's really being independent and confident in yourself.
Speaker 3: It's pretty much.
Speaker 4: So it's a horny summer, maybe a man eating summer,
Speaker 4: that sort of.
Speaker 1: Google and.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so that's the word of the year, which I
Speaker 4: mean in the past we've seen words like yolo and stuff.
Speaker 3: Make it so with that surprise that brad is the
Speaker 3: word of.
Speaker 2: You, You're our little resident feminist. Is it a good
Speaker 2: empowering word for girls? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I love a good brat because you're choosing to be
Speaker 4: a brad. It's not it's like reclaiming the word. You know,
Speaker 4: brat in the past is like, oh, she's such a brat.
Speaker 3: This is like, yeah, I'm a brat.
Speaker 1: Okay, can you please use it in a sentence?
Speaker 3: I can't wait for my bright summer?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, that works? What about this the word of
Speaker 1: the year? Brat sucks still to come. With Jody and
Speaker 1: on Adelaide's One Night, we're just chucking sentences around, see
Speaker 1: what works. Thank you for the education. Very well, it's good,
Speaker 1: have a bright day.
Speaker 3: It's going to go back to my brat booth that
Speaker 3: works as well.
Speaker 1: A couple of minute time, Let's play Nova's Birthday paid
Speaker 1: a chance for you just score one thousand bucks just
Speaker 1: for having a birth just.
Speaker 2: One last time, weren't there Brett Dolls.
Speaker 3: Yeah, none of the rites with the Z but they're
Speaker 3: the same vibe.
Speaker 2: Yeah, saxy, cute, popular boot got it.
Speaker 1: So what's they got to do with Jeffrey.
Speaker 4: Darmon Nothing, None of this has anything.
Speaker 1: So the Dolls we are right now in the garts
Speaker 1: of horse racing season. Oh, listen to him. Go listen
Speaker 1: to him. That one's winning, Heday, good job, keep it
Speaker 1: up there.
Speaker 2: Frank, What a rollercoaster on Saturday. For probably I would
Speaker 2: have to say the best jockey in the country at
Speaker 2: the moment that is Jamie Carr.
Speaker 1: Car's an absolute star buy.
Speaker 2: She's an incredible full disclosure, she's my husband's cousin, so
Speaker 2: we have a real family connection with a real vested
Speaker 2: interest in Jamie. So I was following it very closely
Speaker 2: on Saturday. What a rollercoaster. Andrew Hayes, Okay, so firstly
Speaker 2: she copped a ten meeting ban for running interference in
Speaker 2: one of her races. But then they said, but you
Speaker 2: don't have to serve it until after Melbourne Cup Day.
Speaker 1: How does that work? Can you defer you the suspensions? Yeah? Really,
Speaker 1: so it's.
Speaker 2: Like being suspended like from school, but then them saying nah,
Speaker 2: but you can do like muck up day first and
Speaker 2: then news is suspension you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Do you think that if he got suspended before
Speaker 1: the AFL Grand Final there's a plague like, hey can
Speaker 1: I serve that next season?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Sure, no problem.
Speaker 2: I don't think it works that way. She had a
Speaker 2: win in the Damien Oliver race, which was really emotional
Speaker 2: as well because it was on another will which was
Speaker 2: owned by the legendary Colin Colin McKenna who died last month,
Speaker 2: so she was in tears on the telly. And then
Speaker 2: and then, if that's not enough emotion, she was going
Speaker 2: into the gates in another race and her horse Hurry
Speaker 2: Curry sort of reared backwards and whacked her in the
Speaker 2: nose and she got a broken nose standing Flemington Racecourse
Speaker 2: with blood pouring out everywhere.
Speaker 1: Exclusive audio from that incident as well. It was quite graphic.
Speaker 1: That was Jamie's nose exploding all across her face. Believable scenes.
Speaker 2: And then she jumped on the Victoria Derby Horse gold
Speaker 2: Rush Guru and won the bloody thing one the big
Speaker 2: race of the day, the two million dollar race.
Speaker 1: That's quite the that's quite the adventure, that's quite the
Speaker 1: roller coaster.
Speaker 2: It was just unbelievable scenes. My husband was absolutely filthy
Speaker 2: because now not only is he not the best sportsman
Speaker 2: in the family, but he doesn't even have the most
Speaker 2: broken noses. Fum.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll look at these scars and Jamie's like, actually,
Speaker 1: I'll beat you at that too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll break my nose and then ride a winner.
Speaker 1: So I was about that Greggy boy.