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Speaker 1: I'm ready. You've just pulled up from grocery shopping. Yes,

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Speaker 1: you have four bags exactly all right, two bags each hand.

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Speaker 1: It works. As you're closing the door to the back

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Speaker 1: and you're like, oh shit, close it. You start walking inside,

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Speaker 1: and you drop a bag. How do you feel like

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Speaker 1: I'm the world's most unlucky person, Stimulator, I tell you

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Speaker 1: what an easy example would have been. I thought you

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Speaker 1: were going to say, four of those cardboard like coals

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Speaker 1: grocery bags, all of them just broke on me. Do

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Speaker 1: you know that happened to me the other day? Or

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Speaker 1: where I was in the car park walking towards my car,

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Speaker 1: like middle of where the cars drive right, and then

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Speaker 1: it hopefully not hopefully obviously it didn't break, but the

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Speaker 1: yogurt and like apples and shit they break. Now they

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Speaker 1: didn't break, but they were in the bag still, so

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Speaker 1: I was like, thank God for that. But I felt

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Speaker 1: like the biggest loser, even though it's not my fault.

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Speaker 1: It's tolls. FO. Actually despised those bags. Yeah, I know,

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Speaker 1: like honestly, but go to gyg and their bags are amazing.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, Cole, stop cheaping out, bro, you make more money.

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Speaker 1: I know. They actually are the cheapest fucking company. They

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Speaker 1: always Woolies. They do it so we buy their other

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Speaker 1: bags so annoying. It could reuse them, But that's annoying

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Speaker 1: that I buy bags every time I go. I try to,

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Speaker 1: once I leave them at my house. Yeah, if I

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Speaker 1: I forget them. Yeah, they need to go back into

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Speaker 1: your car, but I'm not going to do that once

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Speaker 1: I'm inside. I tried, but it's hard. Well, if I

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Speaker 1: it's nothing to do with a bag. But I was

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Speaker 1: the back and I fumbled it. I've done that was

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Speaker 1: like a big seven serving when I fumbled it everywhere

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Speaker 1: looked down. I would have walked away if this didn't happen.

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Speaker 1: I looked down. It's broken everywhere. I look up and

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Speaker 1: are you meant to do by it? I didn't. I

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Speaker 1: Fact that guy's got a nose on it. I know,

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Speaker 1: eggs as a movie or TV character? Remy from Ratatuwei.

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Speaker 1: Oh damn f I haven't seen two in a minute neither.

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Speaker 1: that's not Marvel. It's nerdy. But all right. Describe your

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Speaker 1: Cristiano Ronaldo. Apparently my ex was ampty dexterous. He couldn't

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Speaker 1: me to death and somehow everyone still loved him. Holy shit,

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Speaker 1: what that is so creative? The accuracy too, Holy shit.

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Speaker 1: Everyone does love that fucking lamb. Yeah, we do pixel.

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Speaker 1: You see that, You're like, that's a movie coming up, Jane, Yeah, movie, Wow,

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Speaker 1: TV character. Dory, he kept forgetting we were married. Oh,

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Speaker 1: like the role of a tree. He was trash pile

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Speaker 1: number three.

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Speaker 2: That's fucking so, that's funny.

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Speaker 1: That's funny. The girl's a bad exits out there audio.

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Speaker 1: Did I get made too? You got that? You definitely

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Speaker 1: got Entrey and Maine on that one. Desert sweet try Am,

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Speaker 1: I'm dessert, and maybe a little bit of a little

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Speaker 1: see you'd be like, stop it, stop it. Get those

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Speaker 1: that what that's for? From experience with my sister, she

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Speaker 1: debrogatry is like, nah, you've got a bigger dick. We don't. Yeah, no, no,

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Speaker 1: We would only say it about our friend that we

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Speaker 1: know has a big doodle. I don't mean seriously, like

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Speaker 1: and then so and so is the bigger, right, Okay?

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Speaker 1: I get backhanded confidence from you. I said one good

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Speaker 1: all about my hair. But the backhanded compliment I get

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