Speaker 1: Get day, Adelaide, Welcome to the studio, news reader, Abby.
Speaker 2: Who can I just say, Joe's is an absolute gift
Speaker 2: from the heavens.
Speaker 3: I don't mean that savings.
Speaker 4: You don't move, Actually, he you just give me attitude
Speaker 4: all morning. I walked in here before you said a
Speaker 4: very unsavory name to me, is I walked in like it's.
Speaker 3: A term of infection.
Speaker 1: It's an infection. It's a term of infection.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that actually makes a lot of sense. Big difference
Speaker 2: between affection and infection.
Speaker 3: There is a significant difference. Anyway. My name is Abby's affection, okay,
Speaker 3: term of affection. Okay.
Speaker 4: So I told you guys about this over the break,
Speaker 4: and we thought, you know, because Abby's life is a show,
Speaker 4: let's bring it on to a So my sister, my
Speaker 4: beautiful sister, I'm gonna put her in a tamra. She
Speaker 4: came down and stay with us because she'd had some
Speaker 4: over the holiday period.
Speaker 3: So she an infection or an afection. So she luckily
Speaker 3: has no infection yet.
Speaker 4: So she said, oh, look, I've got all these vouchers
Speaker 4: for facials and for massages and things like that, and
Speaker 4: I haven't used them, and I'm not going to it
Speaker 4: because she doesn't like that sort of stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so yeah, Sam, husband, if you're listening, stop buying
Speaker 3: it for it.
Speaker 4: So I thought, you know what, that'd be great on
Speaker 4: my holidays to go and get a facial in a massage.
Speaker 4: So when I go to windodaspar at Hyde Park.
Speaker 3: I walk in, Hi, Hey, you going, yep?
Speaker 1: Cool?
Speaker 4: Go through and I have this beautiful, this amazing facial massage.
Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, and do do do it? Oh wow,
Speaker 3: it's just amazing, you know.
Speaker 4: I walk out and the woman says to me, oh,
Speaker 4: you've got thirty five dollars, and I went, ah, oh okay,
Speaker 4: and thinking she meant, you've got thirty five dollars, you know,
Speaker 4: so you have a product worth of product or something too,
Speaker 4: and I sort of went oh okay, And then I
Speaker 4: went and she said it again and she said it
Speaker 4: a different way, and I said, sorry, what are you saying?
Speaker 4: She said, well, it's one hundred and fifty dollars, but
Speaker 4: you've got thirty five dollars left on the card. You've
Speaker 4: spent one hundred and fifty. So then we've realized and
Speaker 4: I've gone out, I've paid because you just as you do,
Speaker 4: you just I just thought, okay, yeah, cool, paid walked out.
Speaker 4: I emailed them to say, I think there's been just
Speaker 4: you know, there's just an error here.
Speaker 3: I shouldn't have been charged for this.
Speaker 4: But then on an Doda you can look at the
Speaker 4: transaction history.
Speaker 3: She used one.
Speaker 4: Hundred and thirty or one hundred and fifty dollars of
Speaker 4: this voucher back in twenty twenty two.
Speaker 3: I didn't realize.
Speaker 4: So I've gone to Endoda, had this beautiful treatment, and
Speaker 4: I'm out one hundred and fifty bucks.
Speaker 3: I thinking it was meant to be free.
Speaker 1: WHOA, Yeah, that's good. That's just you know that, that's
Speaker 1: sisterly love right there.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So it got me thinking, what do you you know?
Speaker 4: What gift has gone wrong? Essentially? Have you gifted something
Speaker 4: to someone you'd already spent it? Have you been gifted
Speaker 4: something it was all it wasn't you know, you had
Speaker 4: to go and use it.
Speaker 3: It didn't work. What gifts have gone wrong? They did
Speaker 3: twenty four ten get involved. I had one, so you
Speaker 3: guys might remember that. On a Friday here we have
Speaker 3: like a team meeting and we spin a wheel, right,
Speaker 3: so exciting like an oval slash five double a wheel
Speaker 3: and you spin it. If you spin up the number one,
Speaker 3: you win the major prize. And on this occasion, the
Speaker 3: major prize was a night at the Adelaide Oval. Okay,
Speaker 3: lo and behold, Jody spins the wheel and up comes
Speaker 3: number one. So they give me this voucher, right, and
Speaker 3: it's it's a visa voucher, so basically, but it's to
Speaker 3: use at the Adelaide Oval. And so I call up
Speaker 3: the Adelaide Oval and go to cash in said voucher
Speaker 3: and go and have a lovely evening with Greg Cotty
Speaker 3: and the Adelaide.
Speaker 4: Because that's something that you should ead with four children.
Speaker 4: But anyway, well maybe that's how they came about in
Speaker 4: the first place.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sound anyway, and I try to use the gift
Speaker 3: voucher and they're like, I'm sorry, this has got thirty
Speaker 3: five cents on it.
Speaker 1: That is not enough. That is not enough money. So
Speaker 1: who's the blame here?
Speaker 3: Oh, I don't know what did you do? Did you pay? No,
Speaker 3: of course not. I just brought it back to the
Speaker 3: office and I was like, ah, this has got thirty
Speaker 3: five cents on it. And then you can see the
Speaker 3: transition transaction history and someone had gone through and spent
Speaker 3: like seven dollars at the OTR and Elizabeth and I
Speaker 3: was like, all these little amounts at different places. And
Speaker 3: then what I discovered is that people have been stealing
Speaker 3: these vouchers from Saint Cole's and going and using them
Speaker 3: and then putting them back.
Speaker 5: Ah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but they've got to be activated.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 3: I don't know. How do I look like a finance
Speaker 3: expert back gift cards to you? You've got a bloody
Speaker 3: expert about anything, Todyottie is there was thirty five cents
Speaker 3: on my voucher.
Speaker 1: That's not an ideal gift at all.
Speaker 2: No shocking gifts that you've received, or maybe even shocking
Speaker 2: gifts that you've given, and you know that it's a
Speaker 2: bad gift, but you like, do you know what, I'm
Speaker 2: just checking this off. It still counts. I've done what
Speaker 2: I needed to do. Thirteen twenty four to ten heads
Speaker 2: up as well. Best Cause will go in the draw
Speaker 2: for five course meal with matching wines at Kingsford at
Speaker 2: the Barossa Thanks So Winter weekend escape.
Speaker 1: That's nice.
Speaker 3: I'd say you'd give some shopping shocking gifts if you
Speaker 3: actually ever gave me one.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, yeah, that's coming to your annual gift
Speaker 2: is coming very very soon. Remember when I gave my
Speaker 2: beautiful wife car that jewelry box from Neds.
Speaker 1: It costs like one hundred and thirty bucks.
Speaker 4: It's been one hundred and thirty dollars on a jewelry
Speaker 4: box Neds in welland shopping center.
Speaker 1: Now, well, this is convenient.
Speaker 2: I can go to Cales, get a haircut and also
Speaker 2: go popp in the Neds as you do at welland
Speaker 2: at welland.
Speaker 3: Oh it's a great, great little shopping nod to that
Speaker 3: one hundred and thirty.
Speaker 1: Did I promise you?
Speaker 3: We did?
Speaker 2: It cost one hundred and thirty bucks. And it's the
Speaker 2: first time ever that I gave a car a gift.
Speaker 2: And she's like, I'm sorry, I can't be polite about
Speaker 2: this anymore. We're taking them back.
Speaker 3: You even went to Tiffany's once and got her she
Speaker 3: still hated it. You're the worst gift.
Speaker 2: You've ever yes thirteen twenty four. Ten shocking gifts that
Speaker 2: you've received, or maybe some shocking gifts that you have given.
Speaker 3: Let's go to Rosemary.
Speaker 6: Good morning, good morning, welcome back guy.
Speaker 3: Oh thank you Rosmie. What did you get?
Speaker 6: Okay? I got a gift and it was pasta.
Speaker 1: Nice.
Speaker 3: I mean, in what form did it, calm Rosemary.
Speaker 6: So basically it was a birthday gift. And some friends
Speaker 6: know how much I love pasta. Every time we go out,
Speaker 6: I always order pasta. It's always passed. So they got
Speaker 6: me a whole faster worth of pasta. Every single past
Speaker 6: they you would think of Fristilly penny everything with it.
Speaker 6: It was like a huge plaster to be there, and
Speaker 6: there was so much pastor in there. Like I reckon,
Speaker 6: I had about six months worth a pasta.
Speaker 3: I don't hate it, Rosbary.
Speaker 2: It sounds like it's a pretty good gift for you there, Rosemary,
Speaker 2: like it was.
Speaker 6: It really was, but it was a bit unexpected. I
Speaker 6: was not interesting that so it was a bit of
Speaker 6: surprise and shots at the same.
Speaker 3: Time, apart from being very calb heavy, I think that's
Speaker 3: a wonderful give Rosemary. And at least it wasn't one
Speaker 3: of those macaroni necklaces.
Speaker 1: And you're like, this is junk guars, what's going on here?
Speaker 2: But one of those gifts as were we like, I'm
Speaker 2: a little bit disappointed, but it's actually really practical. Yes,
Speaker 2: I've been given my license. I think it might have
Speaker 2: been my parents. They paid for my license for the
Speaker 2: next ten years.
Speaker 3: That's good.
Speaker 2: It's like a three hundred dollars gift. Yeah, but you're like, oh,
Speaker 2: it doesn't have the wow factor. That's very practical.
Speaker 3: Okay, thank you mister missus Hayes. That was a lovely thought. Rachel,
Speaker 3: good morning.
Speaker 4: Hey, how are you good?
Speaker 3: You DoD your gift? Go please?
Speaker 7: Oh my goodness. Money there's always a great gift to
Speaker 7: be given because you spend anything. But a family friend
Speaker 7: sent money laminated in a sheet so you couldn't get
Speaker 7: it out. Well, so you know, a couple of fifty
Speaker 7: dollars notes laminated in it, you know, and you know
Speaker 7: it looks beautiful, but logically it doesn't work.
Speaker 1: What happens? Can you? Can you unlaminate something?
Speaker 7: You can't? It just yeah, it heats up and the
Speaker 7: money sticks to the plus. So yeah, it's good gift.
Speaker 3: You know what. That's someone got given a laminating machine
Speaker 3: and it's just gone overboard.
Speaker 1: I'm laminating everything. I tried laminating my hand before. That
Speaker 1: was really painful. I'll try fifty dollars nights.
Speaker 3: Oh, Rachel, thank you so much for you call Shannon,
Speaker 3: good morning. You dodge your gift please.
Speaker 8: Good morning guys. So a couple of years ago, my
Speaker 8: grandmother gave me a scratchy pack because I just random
Speaker 8: scratchy for gripple. They she had scratched them all and
Speaker 8: only put the winners in there because she didn't want
Speaker 8: me to be disappointed by getting.
Speaker 2: Any movie's Actually that's actually really sweet as so awful.
Speaker 8: But it was a bit. Yeah, it's odd, but.
Speaker 2: He's a good one, Shannon. What sort of wins we
Speaker 2: talking about?
Speaker 1: Were they?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: He didn't win twenty thousand dollars? Did it was like
Speaker 1: a three dollar winning Yeah?
Speaker 8: I think it was like seven dollars in total or something.
Speaker 6: I think support was.
Speaker 3: Isn't that such a grandmother thing to do? I don't
Speaker 3: want my poor little boy to be disappointed, so I'm
Speaker 3: going to give him the winning scratches. That's cute and nice.
Speaker 2: That's from yeah, from the heart, and thank you so
Speaker 2: much for everybody who has calls. Here's what you're.
Speaker 3: Waking up to, Adelaide news.
Speaker 1: What's the news today?
Speaker 3: News? All the information that you need to know to
Speaker 3: rip into your day, So you just hang out the
Speaker 3: water caller. Does anyone hang out at the water cooler anymore,
Speaker 3: I think. So it's true in the fact, yeah, and
Speaker 3: just be like, hey, do you hear what's happening in
Speaker 3: post news news?
Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden the water caller goes
Speaker 1: blood blog blug now and it does that.
Speaker 3: That's when you know it's near the bottom. You get
Speaker 3: to call the water cooler man come around and replace it. Anyway,
Speaker 3: we digress having the newsroom, what's going on?
Speaker 4: Wow, haven't I missed you too? Not so sixty Minutes
Speaker 4: was a really emotional one.
Speaker 3: Last night.
Speaker 4: Grant Stevens, who was our police commissioner, and his wife
Speaker 4: Emma were on the program talking about the loss of
Speaker 4: their youngest son, Charlie. So if you remember, he was
Speaker 4: allegedly hit and killed, sorry, allegedly there was a hit
Speaker 4: and run at school and the driver, Darren Rwanda, has
Speaker 4: come out and he has pled guilty to two lesser
Speaker 4: charges so it avoids a trial. But you know, obviously
Speaker 4: we lost Charlie and he was eighteen years old start
Speaker 4: of his life, which was obviously very very sad. But yeah,
Speaker 4: they talked to sixty Minutes just about, you know, going
Speaker 4: on about life after the crash in the incident.
Speaker 3: Two things that stood out for me.
Speaker 4: One was that there's been around two hundred and twenty
Speaker 4: thousand dollars which has been raised so far in Charlie's name,
Speaker 4: and that's for Operation Flinders, which is essentially taking at
Speaker 4: risk teens and popping them into a like an adventure
Speaker 4: therapy program. It's helped over ten thousand at risk teenagers,
Speaker 4: which is just absolutely amazing. So they spoke about that,
Speaker 4: and they also spoke about how Darren has written this
Speaker 4: letter to say how sorry he is and has taken
Speaker 4: responsibility and yet it was a really emotional interview, but
Speaker 4: I think one that a lot of people would have
Speaker 4: been watching and speaking about because you know, we see
Speaker 4: Grant Stevens is our police commissioner, but he also is
Speaker 4: a dad and that's where people can relate, you know.
Speaker 3: It's yeah, it was.
Speaker 4: It was really good, really really good interview, really powerful stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a snippet from what he had last night.
Speaker 2: We're trying really hard to get on with life, but
Speaker 2: there's always this sense of.
Speaker 1: Not having Charlie. There's a gap that is very very deep.
Speaker 3: Isn't it? And I think I think the reason people
Speaker 3: can relate to Grant Stephen so much is because he
Speaker 3: was the one we all looked to during COVID H
Speaker 3: and he was so stoic, and he was so resolute,
Speaker 3: and he was so courageous in the way that he
Speaker 3: guided this state through what was unknown territory. And to
Speaker 3: see this happen to him now always like, well, of
Speaker 3: all the people, shouldn't be him or his beautiful wife.
Speaker 3: So yeah, it's a very sad story. Speaking of not
Speaker 3: sad stories, is Margot Robbie. I didn't know how to
Speaker 3: segway there, but Margot Robbie is expecting her first baby.
Speaker 3: Oh from Bobbie to baby. So people's reporting that Margot
Speaker 3: Robbie is pregnant. She and her husband Slash producing partner
Speaker 3: Tom MacAlley are expecting their first child. She debuted her
Speaker 3: baby bump in Lake Homo on the weekend. That's nice,
Speaker 3: isn't that? Lovely?
Speaker 1: Put on you?
Speaker 3: Margot love Margo Robbie.
Speaker 2: I just sort of feel like the baby's probably going
Speaker 2: to be flawless, I think, So do you get that
Speaker 2: feeling as well?
Speaker 3: Have you seen Tom? Have you seen Tom Ackley?
Speaker 4: No, Cutell doesn't surprise me.
Speaker 3: She's stunning. Yeah, I know, so at the start of
Speaker 3: the year she said she was taking break from being
Speaker 3: in front of the camera after Barbie, and she said,
Speaker 3: everyone's sick of the side of me. Well, no, we're
Speaker 3: not dull.
Speaker 4: We're all she's doing a Sims remake. We're not remake, sorry,
Speaker 4: but a Sims like movie. Is you know the Sims Yeah,
Speaker 4: you when you were younger.
Speaker 3: Oh, well is that funny, isn't it?
Speaker 2: Hey, just quickly, let's talk about some Crows news. Unfortunately,
Speaker 2: couldn't get it done yesterday against the lines are close.
Speaker 1: We're close.
Speaker 3: I think we were all heartened by the fight that
Speaker 3: they showed.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, Unfortunately for Kross fans as well, we probably
Speaker 2: getting the stage where you're like, it's good to show
Speaker 2: some fight and the loss is still a loss, and.
Speaker 3: They could have won that very aggressive and last year, whoa,
Speaker 3: there was some language too.
Speaker 1: You really vented in, you as really vented.
Speaker 2: Isaac Regan's probably going to miss three weeks. He's probably
Speaker 2: going to set straight to the tribunal. So he's had
Speaker 2: a bit of a hit on Brandon Stasovich because he
Speaker 2: didn't intentionally try to get him in the head.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter his head collected his jaw and can
Speaker 1: cust him.
Speaker 2: And if it's an action where you're even trying to bump,
Speaker 2: it's a natural action, but it results in concussion, You're
Speaker 2: in big, big trouble, unfortunately, our boy ranking it's.
Speaker 3: Going to miss we need at this point, is it?
Speaker 1: No, it's not.
Speaker 2: And I'm starting to think individually, like does this affect
Speaker 2: his chances to score himself his first all Australian jacket
Speaker 2: and things like that, and maybe your best and fairest.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what sort of bonus has come with that?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 4: So even if he didn't intend to hit him the
Speaker 4: way he did, he's still going to get done for it.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's ridiculous, it is, but that is a new
Speaker 2: rule you So you just wouldn't bump with the risk
Speaker 2: of accidentally having a head clash.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's what happened to Charlie Dixon. And the sample.
Speaker 3: Is that the end of the bump, then what should be.
Speaker 2: You can get away with the bump if it's completely claim,
Speaker 2: but if you bump someone and even if you accidentally
Speaker 2: hit them in the head and get them, you're in big,
Speaker 2: big trouble.
Speaker 3: Well, you've played football like you've played football, so like,
Speaker 3: how do you know what the outcome is going to
Speaker 3: be when you go in to bump someone?
Speaker 1: Very unpredictable. It's a hip bloke though it was a
Speaker 1: different times. It was a different time.
Speaker 3: At the Ponderosa, and you knew what the outcome was
Speaker 3: going to be when you did that.
Speaker 2: I tried to stomp on a bloke one time. This
Speaker 2: is a dead Dead series. We're playing against Port Adelaide.
Speaker 2: I tried to stomp on a bloke's foot and I missed,
Speaker 2: and I did it so hot I thought that I
Speaker 2: broke my own leg. I felt this real sharp jolt
Speaker 2: go up my leg. I thought that I'd crack my
Speaker 2: own legs trying to stomp on a bloke was It
Speaker 2: wasn't very skillful, so I had to make up in
Speaker 2: other ways.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, wonder he didn't make it in the AFL.
Speaker 3: Being absolutely filthy.
Speaker 2: Go to past six. Let's talk all things six to
Speaker 2: fifteen Venue machine quiz. Next, the first question question rather,
Speaker 2: Joe's going to drop it.
Speaker 3: It is winter, so I tried a little mini holiday
Speaker 3: escape to the Gold Coast. I thought, oh, go to
Speaker 3: the Gold Coast. They say it'll be sunny, they say, well,
Speaker 3: he rained the whole four days and it was cold
Speaker 3: the whole four days.
Speaker 2: Oh, very nice. So even the GC experiences winter as well,
Speaker 2: it would say.
Speaker 3: Exactly right. And you see things when you travel, don't you.
Speaker 1: You do, particularly on that route, yeah, Adelaide to the GC.
Speaker 3: You see things when you're at airports. And I had
Speaker 3: the absolute misfortune of encountering a man on the way
Speaker 3: back at the flight was Virgin Gold Coaster, Adelaide, And
Speaker 3: I knew I was on that flight. Do you want
Speaker 3: to know how I knew? There was a guy next
Speaker 3: to me that was wearing a bright pink beanie that
Speaker 3: just said truck.
Speaker 1: Yeah, truck meaning code for another word.
Speaker 3: It wasn't true. Yeah, I'll give you the big tip.
Speaker 3: And it's confronting. I have to say. It's like when
Speaker 3: you see those bumper stickers and it's like see you
Speaker 3: in the NT and I'm like.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that was I think that's like a
Speaker 1: proper mini campaign.
Speaker 3: I know. I just I'm not apprude. You know, I'm
Speaker 3: not apprude, but things like that just make me curdle.
Speaker 2: No, I'm exactly the same, you know me. I'm the
Speaker 2: most immature person on the planet. Yes, But now with kids. Yeah,
Speaker 2: six year old in particular, and the three year old
Speaker 2: just picks up.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 2: She will literally you say a word with any word
Speaker 2: that starts within, and you said the F word.
Speaker 3: And I was traveling with the twelve year old, and
Speaker 3: even I was like, oh my god, shield or Ice,
Speaker 3: think of the children.
Speaker 1: For goodness. So, oh my very trucking goodness.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And he had this big, long, flowing blonde mullet out
Speaker 3: the back as well.
Speaker 1: I just and then Philip wasn't.
Speaker 3: And then you walk down the aisle and you're like,
Speaker 3: please don't let me be next to that man, Please
Speaker 3: don't mate man. Sure enough he was in the aisle
Speaker 3: next to us. And thank god it wasn't a full
Speaker 3: flight being from the Gold Coast Adelai because most people
Speaker 3: aren't going in that direction this time of year, and
Speaker 3: so we can relocate ourselves down the back that I
Speaker 3: just thought, what goes through someone's head when they purchased
Speaker 3: that beanie and think this would be a fantastic idea
Speaker 3: to wear this in public.
Speaker 2: Know that they look at that beat and go truck, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I need to buy It's perfect.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm going to do just to make
Speaker 3: all the men on the planet uncomfortable. I'm going to
Speaker 3: buy a beanie and it's just going to have perry
Speaker 3: menopausal or pre menstrul pre mentul.
Speaker 2: Okay, now you know how it feels to feel slightly awkward, fellas,
Speaker 2: that's different tactics.
Speaker 1: It goes both ways.
Speaker 5: Now that's a job. That was a joke.
Speaker 1: That's a job, job, a terrible job. Half missed this
Speaker 1: the last couple of weeks.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm miss laughing.
Speaker 5: I misla miss.
Speaker 1: You haven't laughed from about two and a half weeks.
Speaker 1: I haven't.
Speaker 3: My whole family is like, what's wrong with you? You're
Speaker 3: so sad all the time.
Speaker 1: I'm bored.
Speaker 5: I need to go back to work.
Speaker 3: Is that because you haven't been around me? Yeah? Let's
Speaker 3: run without, shall we.
Speaker 2: It's saying that Abby is the drain when it comes
Speaker 2: to all things joker, lad, So welcome back to this space.
Speaker 1: Abs.
Speaker 3: Good to have you, Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: How kick things off and you don't mind you know
Speaker 2: the drill if you've got a joke as well, I mean,
Speaker 2: I fall double nine nine nine my nine, please text
Speaker 2: a throat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Because the Internet is an infinite resource until it
Speaker 3: comes to jokes and then they can really dry up.
Speaker 1: I feel like they recycle the same jokes.
Speaker 2: It's kind of strange, isn't it. Anyway, I'm a dad,
Speaker 2: That's all I'll say about this one. Why did the
Speaker 2: line go to therapy? The like of therapy because he
Speaker 2: found out.
Speaker 1: That his wife was a cheetah? Which is crazy, the
Speaker 1: cross breeding and all those type of peace. Imagine a
Speaker 1: cheating with a man?
Speaker 3: Any interesting? Okay? Well do you want men to own next? Yep? Okay,
Speaker 3: mine's a little bit blue. Maybe it's okay all right?
Speaker 5: Abs is the queen of blue.
Speaker 3: By the ways, Yeah, I think I'm going to get
Speaker 3: fired from line today.
Speaker 5: She doesn't navy blue. This is sort of light blue?
Speaker 3: Is this is aqua? Okay? So a mum decided to
Speaker 3: clean up her teenage boys room, oh and discovered a
Speaker 3: bunch of BDSM gear O whips and chains and the like,
Speaker 3: et cetera.
Speaker 1: Classic.
Speaker 5: Yeah, sorry about that, missus Hayes.
Speaker 3: Yeah. And so the mom spoke to the dad and said,
Speaker 3: how do you think we should punish him? And he said,
Speaker 3: can I suggest not a spanking.
Speaker 5: Because maybe he'd like that? Okay, punishment at all?
Speaker 4: I'm ninety two point five percent sure that I've done
Speaker 4: that joke before.
Speaker 3: But anyway, moving on, Oh wow, moving on.
Speaker 4: Okay, there was a man who had three girlfriends and
Speaker 4: he was trying to decide which one he should marry.
Speaker 4: So he thought, right, I'm going to give all of
Speaker 4: them five grand and see what they do. So the
Speaker 4: first one gets five grand. She goes and buys this
Speaker 4: beautiful wardrobe and you know, all these clothes, comes back here.
Speaker 3: I'll put you this beautiful wardrobe.
Speaker 9: Marry me.
Speaker 4: Second one goes and gets him all these iPads and
Speaker 4: all these like tech things.
Speaker 1: Here.
Speaker 3: He's five grand worth of tech, Like, you know, we
Speaker 3: can have an amazing life. Blah blah blah. Third one shush.
Speaker 4: Third one goes and invest the money, makes ten grand,
Speaker 4: gives five grand back to him, keeps five grand for herself.
Speaker 4: So he's like, who am I going to marry? Which
Speaker 4: one am I going to marry? In the end, he
Speaker 4: married the one with the biggest melons.
Speaker 2: Creatures you can really knuckle down and try to get
Speaker 2: all the elements out.
Speaker 1: Of it, and comes back to perhaps just a few different.
Speaker 3: Elements correct, And also, can I just I feel like
Speaker 3: there's a big tension between us this morning. I was
Speaker 3: yawning at your joke. I was yawning at the woman
Speaker 3: who brought him all the teche. Oh that's all right, she.
Speaker 5: Jodes. Let's just jump back in shower. You know what
Speaker 5: I'm talking about. Let's all take a shower together. All right,
Speaker 5: it's happened again.
Speaker 2: A few like we keep on circling back to this
Speaker 2: particular point, which I've been on about for about.
Speaker 5: I don't know, fifteen to seventeen years.
Speaker 2: A TV host has revealed that she brushes her teeth
Speaker 2: in the shower, which has sparked a wild debate.
Speaker 5: I shouldn't. It should be absolutely part of your normal routine.
Speaker 3: Why?
Speaker 5: Why? Is why?
Speaker 1: What's the debate?
Speaker 5: Americans? Just catching up?
Speaker 2: A TV host was shocked to discover that her colleague
Speaker 2: brushed her teeth in the shower, sparking one of the
Speaker 2: all time debates over hygiene.
Speaker 9: So in my shower, I have on my hair products.
Speaker 9: The other thing I like to do is, oh there
Speaker 9: is my toothbrush. While I'm in here, I'm gonna put
Speaker 9: it on. Oh look at me, my conditioner setting in.
Speaker 9: I'm brushing my teeth and then all done.
Speaker 1: Our holder cobbed.
Speaker 3: Are you saying whatever you say man, say it with confidence.
Speaker 2: And Jenna bush Hagar started debate over the habit on today.
Speaker 2: So Jenna bush Hagar is George Bush's daughter there, Yeah,
Speaker 2: so come on, can we just grabe just for a second.
Speaker 2: And I don't know if you know this, And how
Speaker 2: would you know what I do in the shower? Well,
Speaker 2: I wouldn't brush my teeth for years and years. I
Speaker 2: do so many different things in the shower.
Speaker 1: What else do you do?
Speaker 2: I do everything but clean myself. Sometimes I come out
Speaker 2: of the shower and I'm dirty, and when I got
Speaker 2: in there before.
Speaker 3: I'm so afraid to ask what else are you doing
Speaker 3: in there?
Speaker 2: I like to eat fruit in the shower and also carrots.
Speaker 2: You've got to be very selective with the foods that
Speaker 2: you can eat in there. Obviously, it's ones where if
Speaker 2: you get water and it's fine. Yeah, I'd sometimes like
Speaker 2: to take a coffee into the shower as well.
Speaker 3: I heard about someone eating a yogurt in the shower.
Speaker 1: Brilliant, absolutely perfect. That's nice because you get a little
Speaker 1: bit of water that on yogurt. It's completely fine. No
Speaker 1: one's going to complain about that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's very strange. I think just talk us through
Speaker 3: the thought process. I'm going to have a shower. I'm
Speaker 3: going to grab a carrot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, it's all about just keeping yourself sort of
Speaker 2: re energized refuels and it's sort of knocking off not
Speaker 2: just one or two, maybe three or four birds at
Speaker 2: once with one stone.
Speaker 5: That's what it's about in the shower.
Speaker 3: I just need to circle back for a moment. There
Speaker 3: is nothing wrong with cleaning your teeth in the shower.
Speaker 3: In fact, it saves water. You're saving the planet and
Speaker 3: you're enamel.
Speaker 2: Spot on and you just have to slightly tilt your
Speaker 2: neck up to get the water inside your mouth before
Speaker 2: you rinse and gargle.
Speaker 3: It's so true.
Speaker 1: It's brilliant and it works.
Speaker 2: And I know the other things you think and you
Speaker 2: sort of touch on them before Jode's and it's a
Speaker 2: very dirty bird thought of you. But what I would
Speaker 2: say is in that particular space, Yeah, ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 2: if you don't have kids yet, you wait till you've
Speaker 2: got a six and a three year old. And just
Speaker 2: how aggressive are they just they just charge into the bathroom.
Speaker 2: And if they were to charge into the wrong moment
Speaker 2: and you were doing something which was very.
Speaker 3: Untoward eating a carrot, Like eating a.
Speaker 1: Carrot that could scar them for the rest of their life.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? Do you know what
Speaker 1: I mean?
Speaker 3: I'm trying to catch out.
Speaker 1: Let's exit right here. Okay, special birthday to someone in
Speaker 1: your family.
Speaker 3: Not in my family. She wanted it to be, though,
Speaker 3: So we had an absolute epic tantrum slash meltdown on
Speaker 3: Friday night in our house. And I'll tell you why.
Speaker 5: Doesn't that just keep you alive?
Speaker 3: Doesn't it just remind you you're alive on planet.
Speaker 5: Earth and b your repairing good for the soul.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So Friday night, when we're just wanting to shut
Speaker 3: things down and go to bed, the four year old
Speaker 3: in our house, whose birthday isn't till think October, had
Speaker 3: a birthday party of her two best friends the next day.
Speaker 3: Lock in Hugo.
Speaker 1: How old? Sorry? How old?
Speaker 3: She she's four?
Speaker 1: For two best friends?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Scar, Yeah, two.
Speaker 3: Best skindy friends. Lock in Hugo. We're having a joint
Speaker 3: birthday party on the Saturday. Well, because she's the third
Speaker 3: part of this trio that did not sit well with
Speaker 3: Harper Body. So on Friday, the conversation went like this,
Speaker 3: I need you to change my birthday tomorrow.
Speaker 1: This is conversation with dad.
Speaker 2: That man can change a lot of things spaces, but
Speaker 2: he can't rearrange time.
Speaker 3: No, and he very delicately tried to explain, well, your
Speaker 3: birthday is the day that you came out of your mother.
Speaker 3: I can't go back in time and retrace history and
Speaker 3: rearrange things and have you come out on a different date.
Speaker 3: I just can't do it, darling.
Speaker 2: Perhaps Harp, if we could, things wouldn't turn out too
Speaker 2: well for you. But we love you so much, so much.
Speaker 3: I love you so much. So in between the sobs
Speaker 3: and the hysterics, she's like, my husband drops this one.
Speaker 3: I'll email them on Monday.
Speaker 1: What sorry, half, We've got an email back. They're closed.
Speaker 3: So the conversation with I need you to change my birthday.
Speaker 3: I'll email them on Monday. It will be too late.
Speaker 2: I love as well that this is clearly do you
Speaker 2: know what this is? This has learned behavior. My mum
Speaker 2: has been pulling off this every year for the last
Speaker 2: fifteen years.
Speaker 1: Changed my birthday.
Speaker 3: Birthday.
Speaker 2: I'm going to just rattle off a headline which I
Speaker 2: don't think is going to surprise too many people when
Speaker 2: it comes to cats. Our cats hate us and are
Speaker 2: plotting our downfall. This according to a new study by
Speaker 2: Burns Pet Nutrition. It found that a third of cat
Speaker 2: owners have worken to discover that their cat was just
Speaker 2: staring at them and it's will freaky when they do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they just you just what are you actually thinking?
Speaker 2: And if it had, if it was capable of stabbing
Speaker 2: you with a knife, would it If.
Speaker 3: This was the human version and I woke up and
Speaker 3: my husband was just staring at.
Speaker 1: Me, big question marks, I'll be like, oh, what's going on?
Speaker 3: Call the place is our life insurance in order? Because
Speaker 3: I feel like you can we one hundred percent.
Speaker 2: Forty percent say that they're constantly wear of their moggi's
Speaker 2: watchful eyes at the window when they're outside, while nearly
Speaker 2: a fifth admit that they've had their cat leap onto
Speaker 2: them out of nowhere and promptly terrify them. Cat owners
Speaker 2: have also reported being mauled, and this is one I
Speaker 2: love the most, gas lit or spied on, and have
Speaker 2: had their property wrecked thirteen twenty four ten. When have
Speaker 2: you been gas lit by your cat?
Speaker 3: What does that even look like?
Speaker 7: Then?
Speaker 3: Gas lip by a cat?
Speaker 1: I reckon.
Speaker 2: So the way that they gaslight you is that they've
Speaker 2: probably ate the neighbors food. They've probably got the neighbors
Speaker 2: feeding them as well. And what they do is they
Speaker 2: gaslight you into thinking that they're hungry and that you're
Speaker 2: a bad owner because you haven't fed them immediately, and
Speaker 2: they'll get a double meal.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's good.
Speaker 1: It's gaslighting and it's absolute more than gas lighting one
Speaker 1: on one or cat gas lighting.
Speaker 2: More than a third of cat owners say that they
Speaker 2: can pet their cat for no more than five minutes
Speaker 2: before it attacks them or runs away, with one in
Speaker 2: ten saying an attack has drawn blood. Your cats are
Speaker 2: really lovely, aren't they. They don't get super angry at all.
Speaker 2: That's a cat, by the way, truly awful.
Speaker 5: So awful.
Speaker 1: What about this one? You know they do this?
Speaker 2: Absolute freaks, Laura Crotch Harvey said. Laura Crotch Harvey, who's
Speaker 2: nutritioness that Burns, said, the reason why we love our
Speaker 2: cats so much is because they are wonderful and curious creatures.
Speaker 1: Oh we love to be tormented.
Speaker 3: Yeah, goodness me, it's really interesting, isn't it. I feel
Speaker 3: like cats and I don't want to offend cat owners here,
Speaker 3: because there's probably a lot out there. But you know,
Speaker 3: when you meet some human beings and you're like, you're
Speaker 3: not just not a nice person, You're like, you're a
Speaker 3: bit sociopathic, and you're delicious, and you deliberately do things
Speaker 3: that are nasty.
Speaker 1: You're a cat.
Speaker 3: You're a cat.
Speaker 1: You're probably a cat. That's what it feels like.
Speaker 2: What about the other day when I was petting you.
Speaker 2: It was no more than five minutes before I got
Speaker 2: this response.
Speaker 3: I was just trying to give a nice little just
Speaker 3: what you do when I try to eat your food,
Speaker 3: not even your cat food, This is me when.
Speaker 1: You touch my food. That makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 1: All the cat owners out there going, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: My cat is a psycho as well.