WEBVTT - The Reason Jodie Can't Be Trusted With Secrets 0:00:02.200 --> 0:00:14.760 Morning every day, adelaide, My, really, it is so time 0:00:14.880 --> 0:00:15.079 for it. 0:00:16.400 --> 0:00:17.239 Let's go girl. 0:00:18.960 --> 0:00:21.600 Yeah. For the uninitiated, this is where the girls get 0:00:21.600 --> 0:00:23.880 together and talk about all the stuff that we like 0:00:23.960 --> 0:00:26.800 to talk about in private. But your little ears flap around, 0:00:26.800 --> 0:00:27.120 don't they. 0:00:27.280 --> 0:00:29.240 I'll tell you what. They prick up? Yep, they preck 0:00:29.360 --> 0:00:29.920 up mightily. 0:00:30.160 --> 0:00:32.360 Yes, welcome back to Abby in the news room. 0:00:33.560 --> 0:00:37.360 We happy to be back with the sweetly oh so. 0:00:37.280 --> 0:00:39.280 Back to so happy to have you back to the 0:00:39.280 --> 0:00:44.080 sweety pine porium. So ads single not single? After the 0:00:44.159 --> 0:00:44.519 last week? 0:00:44.560 --> 0:00:46.560 Did you want to know something funny? Yeah, last week 0:00:46.600 --> 0:00:48.839 I was that bored jump. 0:00:48.760 --> 0:00:51.960 Back on the choose me very much, said the general. 0:00:55.080 --> 0:00:56.440 Well you know you can have a few on the go. 0:00:56.560 --> 0:00:59.880 But anyway, yeah, so single for now? What happens? 0:01:00.000 --> 0:01:02.560 All right? What about uzoh single? 0:01:02.680 --> 0:01:05.240 Or very thank you very single? 0:01:05.240 --> 0:01:07.840 Still okay? Still preparing for your hot girl summer? 0:01:07.880 --> 0:01:10.279 I am going to Europe for a hot girl summer. Yeah, yeah, 0:01:10.319 --> 0:01:11.559 the gym pods on et cetera. 0:01:11.680 --> 0:01:13.760 All right, let's talk about this and do you know 0:01:13.760 --> 0:01:19.039 what sparked this conversation? Maths maps. Last week Jaden and 0:01:19.240 --> 0:01:22.080 Eden our girl sounds Straight and Girl had a bit 0:01:22.120 --> 0:01:26.119 of an argument because he divulged some secrets when he 0:01:26.240 --> 0:01:28.119 was in an argument with someone else and said, Eden 0:01:28.200 --> 0:01:34.520 told me, which is cardinal sin. So when you tell 0:01:34.600 --> 0:01:37.200 your partner something in confidence and then they blub it, 0:01:37.480 --> 0:01:39.800 that's what we're talking about this week. So I had 0:01:39.840 --> 0:01:42.720 a really unique situation in my old job when I 0:01:42.800 --> 0:01:46.840 worked at a different radio station. My husband worked upstairs, 0:01:47.360 --> 0:01:50.640 so he was basically in sales. I was downstairs doing 0:01:50.680 --> 0:01:53.440 my thing on air. But I would obviously tell him 0:01:53.440 --> 0:01:56.279 everything that was going on in my life. But then 0:01:56.600 --> 0:01:59.720 it was precarious because we would go to social situations 0:01:59.760 --> 0:02:03.200 where the people that were involved were there and I 0:02:03.280 --> 0:02:08.400 had told him everything, and I would get so nervous 0:02:08.520 --> 0:02:11.720 because I'll be like, baby, you cannot you cannot say 0:02:11.760 --> 0:02:14.800 what I've told you to that particular person or anyone 0:02:14.840 --> 0:02:17.400 else in that environment. And I never trusted that he 0:02:17.440 --> 0:02:18.720 would be smart enough to keep his. 0:02:20.080 --> 0:02:25.040 Greek talks so quickly. Yes, miss it. Yeah, apparently having 0:02:25.040 --> 0:02:25.600 an affair. 0:02:25.560 --> 0:02:25.640 But. 0:02:27.560 --> 0:02:34.160 Concussions. I'm still trying to register the first idea what happened. 0:02:34.400 --> 0:02:36.600 Yeah, So I was fortunate in that sense that no 0:02:36.639 --> 0:02:38.200 one can understand what he's saying anyway. 0:02:38.360 --> 0:02:40.800 Yeah, I remember being in a situation where I told 0:02:40.840 --> 0:02:44.960 a colleague for confidentiality purpose, let's call it Jodio. I 0:02:45.000 --> 0:02:46.799 said to her, oh, here's a bit of a secret, 0:02:46.840 --> 0:02:48.840 but I don't want this getting out in TV circles. 0:02:48.840 --> 0:02:51.079 To just keep it to yourself. And then it did 0:02:51.120 --> 0:02:53.160 get out, and I said, what happened, Joe, and she said, 0:02:53.200 --> 0:02:55.679 it's okay. I just told my friend TIF, to which 0:02:55.760 --> 0:02:59.680 I said, you guess what. Tiff works ten and her 0:03:00.040 --> 0:03:03.360 husband at the time worked at Channel nine. So I 0:03:03.400 --> 0:03:05.240 don't know who will you could have told to spread 0:03:05.280 --> 0:03:06.120 the word greater. 0:03:06.320 --> 0:03:09.360 So you genuinely, no, don't put this on me. You 0:03:09.440 --> 0:03:12.000 are I know anyway? Yeah, I'm. 0:03:16.200 --> 0:03:17.079 We got there at the. 0:03:18.720 --> 0:03:19.040 Something. 0:03:19.240 --> 0:03:22.760 But you do genuinely tell people things knowing that they 0:03:22.800 --> 0:03:25.480 will tell their partners. But please don't tell anyone. But 0:03:25.520 --> 0:03:27.040 also in the back of my head, I'm like, I 0:03:27.160 --> 0:03:27.400 know you. 0:03:29.360 --> 0:03:32.160 Lots of my closest girlfriends are all in relationships. I 0:03:32.200 --> 0:03:34.080 don't tell them anything. I don't want their partners to 0:03:34.080 --> 0:03:34.880 know because they will tell them. 0:03:35.120 --> 0:03:35.320 Yeah. 0:03:35.520 --> 0:03:36.680 I used to do it with my ex as well. 0:03:36.720 --> 0:03:38.160 So I'm gonna tell me something. I go, I will 0:03:38.160 --> 0:03:40.000 take this to the grave, and also to my boyfriends. 0:03:41.040 --> 0:03:41.960 It's part of it. 0:03:42.080 --> 0:03:44.000 I think I never thought about it, but yeah, I'm 0:03:44.000 --> 0:03:46.120 the same. I'm obviously not in a relationship, but I 0:03:46.160 --> 0:03:49.160 tell my sisters everything, right, so we will, you know mum, 0:03:49.280 --> 0:03:52.040 even stuff with mum. Something will happen and then she'll 0:03:52.400 --> 0:03:53.800 you know, a month later and you go, oh, yeah, 0:03:53.840 --> 0:03:56.880 I told him, were that ages ago? Yeah, I always 0:03:56.880 --> 0:04:01.040 have to tell somebody. I can't keep secrets in. They've 0:04:01.040 --> 0:04:03.120 got at least one person You've got to be able 0:04:03.120 --> 0:04:04.280 to go and talk to and tell. 0:04:04.200 --> 0:04:04.640 Not yourself. 0:04:04.680 --> 0:04:08.480 Don't tell a secret thirteen twenty four ten. Let's do 0:04:08.640 --> 0:04:11.480 this this morning. When does your partner blabbed your secret? 0:04:12.040 --> 0:04:15.960 Can we please do it? Just say, oh, gosh, good morning, Kelly, 0:04:16.160 --> 0:04:19.160 good morning. Okay, when did your partner blab. 0:04:19.880 --> 0:04:22.640 Well, it's a friend and we're on her way out, 0:04:22.680 --> 0:04:25.840 and she blabbed to every male we met that I 0:04:25.920 --> 0:04:28.279 hadn't shaved down there for five days. 0:04:34.960 --> 0:04:37.160 So you went out together and she told everyone that 0:04:37.160 --> 0:04:38.640 little nugget of information. 0:04:39.640 --> 0:04:43.200 Yeah yeah, So at what stage did that information come back? 0:04:48.360 --> 0:04:50.960 So do you feel the need to sort of jump 0:04:50.960 --> 0:04:53.719 in and maybe say, hey, keep that information to yourself, 0:04:53.800 --> 0:04:55.640 or do you add to this story. What happened there? 0:04:58.480 --> 0:05:00.160 Walked away? 0:05:00.240 --> 0:05:00.560 Kelly. 0:05:01.480 --> 0:05:01.960 That's good. 0:05:02.279 --> 0:05:04.000 You've taken care of it now though right. 0:05:05.960 --> 0:05:08.920 I had to work. 0:05:10.960 --> 0:05:13.680 Thank you so much for sharing. Very good was that? 0:05:14.800 --> 0:05:16.520 Oh that's what it's all about, isn't it. We're a 0:05:16.680 --> 0:05:18.360 very very open, tiny community here. 0:05:19.400 --> 0:05:21.920 Yeah, and it goes no further. Whatever you tell us 0:05:21.960 --> 0:05:22.640 goes no further. 0:05:23.920 --> 0:05:29.040 So I'm just speaking to Kelly before's. 0:05:27.000 --> 0:05:29.159 Where you're waking up to Adelaide. 0:05:30.480 --> 0:05:32.039 Breaking news. What's news? 0:05:34.320 --> 0:05:36.520 This is all the stuff you need to know today, 0:05:36.960 --> 0:05:40.279 because it can be very, very overwhelming just scrolling through 0:05:40.279 --> 0:05:43.240 the internet going oh, it's actually important. Let's go to 0:05:43.240 --> 0:05:44.880 Abby in the newsroom first self and what's up. 0:05:45.080 --> 0:05:48.240 Well, this one piqued my interest because we've all done it. 0:05:48.360 --> 0:05:51.080 But a bride is offering a five hundred dollars reward 0:05:51.120 --> 0:05:52.880 after losing her wedding. 0:05:52.560 --> 0:05:54.360 Dress right here in Adelaide. 0:05:54.839 --> 0:05:57.560 So essentially, by the looks of it, Hubby to be 0:05:57.880 --> 0:06:00.719 or Hubby not quite sure has left to the brown 0:06:00.839 --> 0:06:04.239 delivery box on top of the car as they're driving, 0:06:04.320 --> 0:06:09.120 and it's obviously fallen off the way she was at 0:06:09.120 --> 0:06:11.039 the reception, she got no, no, no, no no, so 0:06:11.080 --> 0:06:15.919 they'd gone to a Burton what are they, you know, 0:06:16.240 --> 0:06:19.160 storage facility, and they've gone there to pick it up. 0:06:19.200 --> 0:06:21.720 So whether whether they've had their wedding yet, we're not 0:06:21.800 --> 0:06:23.680 quite sure yet. I don't have any more details. But 0:06:23.720 --> 0:06:26.400 they've picked it up, they've put it on the top. 0:06:26.279 --> 0:06:26.720 Of the car. 0:06:27.320 --> 0:06:31.599 They've driven and realized, yep, it's not there anymore. So 0:06:31.720 --> 0:06:35.840 they were driving. It was along main North road, it's 0:06:35.839 --> 0:06:37.719 saying at Walkerville, which doesn't make sense because there is 0:06:37.760 --> 0:06:39.080 no main north road to Walkerville. 0:06:39.200 --> 0:06:43.240 So it was in the northern Northeast suburbs, right, Okay. 0:06:43.000 --> 0:06:45.440 Sounds hard to do. I've left everything on top of 0:06:45.440 --> 0:06:48.520 the roof. Everything at once starts. I lift myself up there. 0:06:51.320 --> 0:06:52.960 On the roof of mine and you got yourself out 0:06:53.000 --> 0:06:54.440 of the car, and where's Andrew. 0:06:56.800 --> 0:06:58.800 It is amazing, though, the amount of people who leave 0:06:58.839 --> 0:07:01.800 things on the car and it's there. Producer Emily was 0:07:01.800 --> 0:07:04.080 telling us the story that she went all the way 0:07:04.080 --> 0:07:05.960 home and her wallet was still on tom of the 0:07:06.000 --> 0:07:06.800 car when she got there. 0:07:07.040 --> 0:07:10.840 We genuinely drove from Henley Beach to our place in 0:07:11.000 --> 0:07:14.560 Saint Peter's and my husband's mobile phone just still on 0:07:14.560 --> 0:07:15.080 top of the car. 0:07:16.560 --> 0:07:18.600 Clinging Ford your laugh. The mobile phone was up there. 0:07:18.600 --> 0:07:20.840 It's like no one could read what's inside me. 0:07:23.200 --> 0:07:27.000 Anyway, hopefully if the delivery box was addressed to Lyndall Kine, 0:07:27.400 --> 0:07:28.640 so if you see. 0:07:28.440 --> 0:07:29.520 It, find it. 0:07:29.760 --> 0:07:31.080 Yeah, and she put here. 0:07:31.160 --> 0:07:34.320 Tom stupidly left the package on the roof of the car, 0:07:35.040 --> 0:07:35.880 so blame Tom. 0:07:36.160 --> 0:07:37.200 Also want to marry. 0:07:36.960 --> 0:07:39.120 Him if you find it. Particular, if you're a bloke 0:07:39.160 --> 0:07:40.640 and maybe just sort of cruise along you find a 0:07:40.640 --> 0:07:43.040 wedding dress on the side of the road, don't get 0:07:43.040 --> 0:07:45.960 it out and start wearing it. It's somebody else's all right. 0:07:45.960 --> 0:07:52.000 Exactly right? Okay, can I speak NBL please if you don't. 0:07:51.760 --> 0:07:54.160 Mind, Absolutely you can, because this was epic. 0:07:54.360 --> 0:07:58.560 Okay, So this series has just got super super juicy 0:07:58.800 --> 0:08:02.480 Tasmania Jacks being a Melbourne and. 0:08:03.080 --> 0:08:08.360 Into a primo. So anyway, this this MBL series, it's 0:08:08.440 --> 0:08:09.080 just got juice. 0:08:09.480 --> 0:08:12.000 It has so it's one all. And then last night 0:08:12.120 --> 0:08:16.040 on the Buzzer, Jack McVay nails a three from somewhere 0:08:16.080 --> 0:08:17.320 He definitely shouldn't have. 0:08:22.760 --> 0:08:26.800 Sad life. 0:08:27.040 --> 0:08:31.160 It was amazing, unbelievable. Unfortunately I couldn't see it because 0:08:31.240 --> 0:08:33.760 with KO. Now, if you're logged in on one device, 0:08:33.800 --> 0:08:36.280 which I was on the way back from Middleton watching 0:08:36.320 --> 0:08:38.280 the Port game, and then I got home and tried 0:08:38.320 --> 0:08:41.320 to watch that game on my actual telling and it's like, 0:08:42.679 --> 0:08:43.559 so I couldn't. 0:08:43.360 --> 0:08:46.480 You see a replay? Do you know what? Jack Jumpers? 0:08:46.480 --> 0:08:49.520 Everyone's behind the jack Jumpers. There's something about Melbourne United 0:08:49.559 --> 0:08:51.959 which is just not fun unless you're a genuine Melbourne 0:08:51.960 --> 0:08:52.480 you don't it. 0:08:52.480 --> 0:08:56.760 Also, I love that you're jumping on Tazzy. Now that's 0:08:56.800 --> 0:09:00.559 some real interesting feedback all last week about Tasmania and 0:09:00.600 --> 0:09:04.280 now that the jack Jumpers are two one in the series, 0:09:04.320 --> 0:09:11.240 you're all about them, Jack mecvag little character, aren't you? 0:09:11.320 --> 0:09:11.520 Yeah? 0:09:11.679 --> 0:09:13.440 Really really jump on board some of miss things when 0:09:13.440 --> 0:09:15.280 they're just starting the fire, because I thought the Melbourne 0:09:15.320 --> 0:09:17.560 United were going to clean them up quite easily. The 0:09:17.559 --> 0:09:19.760 first game was like, but here we go if they 0:09:19.800 --> 0:09:21.600 could win that as well, off the back of the 0:09:21.600 --> 0:09:25.600 AFL announcement, geez, what a place to be up and 0:09:25.640 --> 0:09:26.959 about who saw that coming? 0:09:27.120 --> 0:09:28.000 Both of their heads? 0:09:28.120 --> 0:09:34.320 Ah, Susie, she's back, Baby, she's back. 0:09:35.240 --> 0:09:38.480 I did not miss that. And the pylon and you 0:09:38.640 --> 0:09:40.280 siding with him, I didn't miss. 0:09:40.080 --> 0:09:46.719 It, That's okay, I did. Kerry kind of kept quiet. Hey, 0:09:46.760 --> 0:09:49.400 I just sort of round it out. Some mixed results 0:09:49.480 --> 0:09:51.440 for our foot teams and the weekend of course one, 0:09:51.520 --> 0:09:54.160 but unfortunately the Crows went down. What about the talking 0:09:54.200 --> 0:09:56.160 point of the weekend, which was the pitch invader on 0:09:56.240 --> 0:09:58.600 Friday night? Did you see it live in the flesh? 0:09:58.679 --> 0:09:59.240 Yes? I did? 0:09:59.400 --> 0:09:59.840 What was it like? 0:10:00.120 --> 0:10:03.439 I was like scyption line, Well, because my vision isn't great, 0:10:03.600 --> 0:10:06.880 but I was like, genuinely is that I look to 0:10:06.880 --> 0:10:09.440 my left to my husband, is that someone on the field? 0:10:09.800 --> 0:10:14.079 And it definitely was like so close to the ball though, Hazy. 0:10:14.000 --> 0:10:16.920 He got right there. Yeah, interactions and players as well. 0:10:16.960 --> 0:10:18.560 Mac Crouch tried to stop at one stage and then 0:10:18.640 --> 0:10:22.000 Kezy almost tackled him to the ground. Twenty two year 0:10:22.040 --> 0:10:25.400 old from Blakeview. He's in all sorts of trouble, dear, 0:10:25.520 --> 0:10:29.000 so he's facing that magistrate's court on June nineteen five. 0:10:29.040 --> 0:10:31.320 Grand fine is definitely coming his way. He's going to 0:10:31.320 --> 0:10:33.920 get a three year ban as well from Adelaide Oval 0:10:34.160 --> 0:10:35.920 and probably a little bit more when the RFL's done 0:10:35.920 --> 0:10:38.400 with him as well. That's purely just in house. Okay, 0:10:38.520 --> 0:10:39.960 go to the RFL. Get hold of it, right. 0:10:40.360 --> 0:10:42.920 Did you see that he got his mate to film it. 0:10:43.760 --> 0:10:46.360 So he got his mate from behind, and he gets 0:10:46.440 --> 0:10:48.600 up and he walks through the crowd and then he 0:10:48.720 --> 0:10:51.920 takes the security guard's hat off and then he runs. 0:10:52.240 --> 0:10:55.720 But I just, I genuinely can't believe that a spectator 0:10:55.760 --> 0:10:58.400 can get that close to the play in this day 0:10:58.440 --> 0:11:01.800 and age. And also that security guard has ruined it 0:11:01.840 --> 0:11:04.880 for everyone. So all the security guards out there who 0:11:04.880 --> 0:11:06.400 are like, I'm going to work tonight and I'm just 0:11:06.400 --> 0:11:09.040 going to watch the foota no, no, no, no, you're 0:11:09.040 --> 0:11:10.479 watching the crowd from. 0:11:10.200 --> 0:11:12.040 Have to do something something. 0:11:12.200 --> 0:11:14.440 You are turning around and you are facing the crowd 0:11:14.600 --> 0:11:15.120 the whole time. 0:11:15.559 --> 0:11:17.559 Quick story, We used to have security guards out of 0:11:17.600 --> 0:11:22.079 the ponderosa, particularly for night games. Surprise, surprise, and I remember, 0:11:22.120 --> 0:11:24.200 I'm not making this up. As well as early on 0:11:24.240 --> 0:11:25.679 it would have been like said two thousand and six, 0:11:25.760 --> 0:11:28.600 two thousand and seven, there was a bloke who was 0:11:28.679 --> 0:11:32.480 just wearing undies and I'm not kidding. He had no arms. 0:11:32.880 --> 0:11:34.640 So he was an armless spoke in his undies with 0:11:34.720 --> 0:11:38.040 a backpack on, and he made his way from one 0:11:38.080 --> 0:11:40.640 side of the ponderosa to the other mid game, and 0:11:40.800 --> 0:11:46.199 security guards basically just escort him, escorted him through. It 0:11:46.240 --> 0:11:48.960 would have been like Central's report game, and we all 0:11:49.000 --> 0:11:51.079 stopped by this bloke who was wearing a backpack. It 0:11:51.120 --> 0:11:54.040 could have been choco bot full of bombs. No arms 0:11:54.160 --> 0:11:56.040 went from one side, from the north end to the 0:11:56.040 --> 0:11:59.040 south end, and the security guards were almost cheering for 0:11:59.080 --> 0:12:03.920 him letting him go through it. Security level on that 0:12:03.960 --> 0:12:08.839 particular night not up to scratch. So yeah, there you go. 0:12:09.040 --> 0:12:12.800 That's my story and I'm sticking with it. Six eight. 0:12:13.760 --> 0:12:17.000 What about when your kids just drop one liners and 0:12:17.040 --> 0:12:19.640 you're like, oh my god, that was epic. So that 0:12:19.720 --> 0:12:22.960 happened the other morning. So basically, my mum's in town, 0:12:23.040 --> 0:12:26.080 so she's at home with the kids, and my husband 0:12:26.160 --> 0:12:29.280 had to drop me to work because my car had 0:12:29.280 --> 0:12:32.800 to be serviced. So basically he needed my car to 0:12:32.880 --> 0:12:34.360 drop it. Yeah, anyway, you get it. 0:12:34.520 --> 0:12:35.080 Yeah, I think so. 0:12:35.280 --> 0:12:37.920 Yeah, Okay, So when he got home at eight o'clock, 0:12:38.080 --> 0:12:42.319 he went into my four year old's bedroom and said, hi, darling, 0:12:42.400 --> 0:12:45.600 good morning, and those beautiful morning cuddles when they're so 0:12:45.640 --> 0:12:46.560 sleeping and they love. 0:12:46.440 --> 0:12:47.840 You so honest and refreshed. 0:12:47.960 --> 0:12:51.160 Yeah, yeah, yeah, anyway, he said, let's play a game 0:12:51.200 --> 0:12:54.040 of what have we done this morning, and she was like, 0:12:54.120 --> 0:12:57.400 m He said, I dropped your mum off at work. 0:12:57.720 --> 0:13:00.320 That was about five am. And then he said, then 0:13:00.360 --> 0:13:02.080 I went to the gym and did a workout on 0:13:02.120 --> 0:13:05.200 my big muscles, and then I dropped Peyton to volleyball 0:13:05.240 --> 0:13:07.360 at school because she has training early in the morning. 0:13:07.960 --> 0:13:09.800 And then he said, then I took the car to 0:13:09.880 --> 0:13:13.200 be serviced and I ran home and now I'm here. 0:13:13.559 --> 0:13:16.040 That's what I've done before eight am. And he goes 0:13:16.080 --> 0:13:18.320 to her, what have you done? And she goes, well, 0:13:18.360 --> 0:13:24.960 I just rolled over to listen to that story. 0:13:25.480 --> 0:13:30.080 It properly fell back a sep. She might as well said, 0:13:30.080 --> 0:13:31.000 thanks to that you've been here. 0:13:33.280 --> 0:13:35.480 I love that so much. I'm just like, well, I 0:13:35.600 --> 0:13:40.080 just woke up and listened to your crap story, snor Fist. 0:13:42.240 --> 0:13:43.520 You're such a hero dud. 0:13:44.600 --> 0:13:45.760 Now that's a job. 0:13:45.880 --> 0:13:46.680 That's a joke. 0:13:47.000 --> 0:13:49.920 That's a job, A terrible job. 0:13:51.200 --> 0:13:52.080 Lots of comeback. 0:13:53.440 --> 0:13:59.120 Can we you know what? Standing o? Yes she is, yep, yep, A. 0:13:59.120 --> 0:14:03.120 Little bit okay, Hello, A little holiday. 0:14:03.400 --> 0:14:06.000 Yeah, I just I had a little holiday. I went 0:14:06.120 --> 0:14:09.160 to hospital and then laid in bed for a week. 0:14:09.360 --> 0:14:13.000 Yeah, that was my holiday. It was great. Really highly recommend. 0:14:13.000 --> 0:14:16.560 Okay, can you apologize? She was genuinely ill. 0:14:16.640 --> 0:14:19.640 Everyone knows I'm absolutely taking you know what, because that's 0:14:19.680 --> 0:14:21.600 what you do, particularly in this space. It's the Monday 0:14:21.640 --> 0:14:23.320 morning joke off, different direction. 0:14:23.480 --> 0:14:25.520 You know that I would never miss the Monday morning 0:14:25.600 --> 0:14:27.480 joke off unless I was on my deathbed. 0:14:27.600 --> 0:14:28.800 And let me tell you, I. 0:14:28.840 --> 0:14:32.520 Was do my bloody death. She was not well? 0:14:34.120 --> 0:14:34.440 All right? 0:14:34.480 --> 0:14:35.440 Who wants to go first? 0:14:35.440 --> 0:14:39.120 Do you know what? It's between Jode's and Abby? And 0:14:39.160 --> 0:14:41.000 Abby calls the shots? Who's going first? As a joke? 0:14:41.640 --> 0:14:47.400 Okay, okay, all right, mine's borderline, lane, I'm just gonna 0:14:47.400 --> 0:14:51.560 say that. But why should you always knock before opening 0:14:51.560 --> 0:14:55.200 the fridge store in case there's a salad dressing? 0:14:58.520 --> 0:14:59.520 That's a day joke? 0:15:00.120 --> 0:15:02.800 I know, I know, it's okay, it's all right, move on, 0:15:03.000 --> 0:15:06.840 move on? Okay, ready, yep. What's the difference between light 0:15:06.920 --> 0:15:07.320 and hard? 0:15:12.880 --> 0:15:13.400 Your face? 0:15:13.520 --> 0:15:13.880 Right now? 0:15:14.360 --> 0:15:17.240 What's the difference between light and hard? I can sleep 0:15:17.240 --> 0:15:17.760 with the light on. 0:15:23.520 --> 0:15:32.360 Well done, Let's continue that sort of thing. Mine's a 0:15:32.400 --> 0:15:34.880 little bit longer, but bear with me. So a farmer 0:15:34.920 --> 0:15:36.840 buys a young rooster as soon as he brings a 0:15:36.840 --> 0:15:39.640 bird onto the farm, it rushes and it has mummy 0:15:39.720 --> 0:15:42.760 daddy times with one hundred and fifty hens. What the 0:15:42.760 --> 0:15:45.680 farmer's impressed, thinking about all the eggs the hens would hatch. 0:15:45.680 --> 0:15:48.840 At lunch. The rooster again has fun times with one 0:15:48.920 --> 0:15:51.280 hundred and fifty hens, all of them. Again, the farmer 0:15:51.320 --> 0:15:53.160 gets a bit worried. Now. The next day he finds 0:15:53.200 --> 0:15:56.720 the rooster having special cuddles with the ducks, the geese 0:15:56.840 --> 0:15:59.240 and a parrot too, which is now scaring him. Later 0:15:59.280 --> 0:16:01.800 that day he finds the rooster lying pale, half dead, 0:16:01.840 --> 0:16:06.000 with vultures circling over his head. Farmer says, you, horny bastard, 0:16:06.080 --> 0:16:08.920 you deserve this. The rooster opens up, one eye points 0:16:08.960 --> 0:16:12.520 up and whispers, sh don't shout let them land. 0:16:16.440 --> 0:16:16.880 Get it. 0:16:17.400 --> 0:16:17.960 I don't. 0:16:18.520 --> 0:16:20.840 He's planning on having special mummy Daddy times with the 0:16:20.880 --> 0:16:24.760 vultures as well. Jo's so he's not half dead at all. 0:16:25.240 --> 0:16:27.680 It's all part of a coding plan from the rooster. 0:16:28.520 --> 0:16:30.080 He's got a lot of luck to give. 0:16:32.760 --> 0:16:32.800 You. 0:16:35.200 --> 0:16:37.560 I'm sorry, maybe I'm not awake. 0:16:37.640 --> 0:16:38.000 I don't know. 0:16:38.280 --> 0:16:39.920 It's that he's funny now. 0:16:40.840 --> 0:16:45.440 The weekend. 0:16:50.120 --> 0:16:51.840 Ride my pony. Indeed, good moring to you. 0:16:51.920 --> 0:16:53.920 Tom Ran morning, hazy, Joe's how are you? 0:16:54.240 --> 0:16:56.200 Big? Weekend of football? 0:16:56.280 --> 0:16:57.760 Should we start positive or negative? 0:16:57.800 --> 0:17:00.640 First? Do you want to the bandaid? You want high? 0:17:00.760 --> 0:17:03.760 Louis started high? Well, let's get into Port Adelaide yesterday 0:17:03.840 --> 0:17:07.080 Travis Bokes three fifty eeth. Things looked a little bit 0:17:07.080 --> 0:17:10.200 grim at halftime, eleven points down, but thirteen goals to 0:17:10.280 --> 0:17:14.280 six in the second half. Great response. The forward's got going, 0:17:14.359 --> 0:17:18.680 Finlayson and Marshall seven goals between them. Zach Butter's outstanding again, 0:17:18.800 --> 0:17:21.160 thirty four touches and a goal. Kind of rosy, twenty 0:17:21.160 --> 0:17:23.840 eight touches. Will and Drew stepped up in the absence 0:17:23.840 --> 0:17:26.760 of Jason Horn Francis and a great result in Travis 0:17:26.800 --> 0:17:29.080 Bokes three fiftieth two and zip to start the season. 0:17:29.480 --> 0:17:34.800 Is Travis a real boy? I mean he just seems unbelievably. 0:17:34.160 --> 0:17:35.359 Freakish, doesn't he. 0:17:35.520 --> 0:17:35.720 Yeah? 0:17:35.960 --> 0:17:38.840 Thirty five years of age and still going and playing 0:17:38.880 --> 0:17:42.480 good footy. This is so important. They bank these wins early, 0:17:42.520 --> 0:17:44.360 isn't it. You know, Melbourne at home this week. If 0:17:44.359 --> 0:17:47.119 they can sort of be three in zip maybe you know, 0:17:47.200 --> 0:17:49.159 four one five one to start the season, it just 0:17:49.400 --> 0:17:51.480 gives them so much more of a leg up on 0:17:51.520 --> 0:17:54.439 the competition and means perhaps later in the season they 0:17:54.520 --> 0:17:57.080 can start to look to rest players like Charlie Dixon 0:17:57.119 --> 0:17:59.880 and others heading into the finals, which they perhaps made 0:17:59.880 --> 0:18:01.080 a stake with last season. 0:18:01.160 --> 0:18:01.320 Yeah. 0:18:01.359 --> 0:18:03.159 I thought the big positive for me was Finlayson and 0:18:03.240 --> 0:18:06.639 Marshall because Marshall, you probably have his last seas to 0:18:06.640 --> 0:18:08.399 maybe four or five weeks to find himself because he 0:18:08.400 --> 0:18:10.960 had such an interrupted preseason. Finlason, it just sort of 0:18:10.960 --> 0:18:13.679 seemed like he was lacking confidence shooting a goal. Yeah, 0:18:13.720 --> 0:18:15.360 so you just need to kick goals, and he did 0:18:15.359 --> 0:18:17.520 that yesterday and we know he knows how to get 0:18:17.520 --> 0:18:18.920 a hold of the ball and he's so valuable around 0:18:18.920 --> 0:18:21.600 the ground. He was in the rack, So happy days. 0:18:22.080 --> 0:18:24.480 I think it's a really good result. And Melbourne this 0:18:24.520 --> 0:18:27.879 week they look resurgent, but they can beat them. Jason 0:18:27.880 --> 0:18:30.560 Horn Francis is going to be a real watch hamstring 0:18:30.640 --> 0:18:32.800 niggle that. I know this talk that he might play 0:18:32.840 --> 0:18:34.600 this week, but I mean, you know him, he's better 0:18:34.640 --> 0:18:36.520 than that. I think it's got to be at least 0:18:36.520 --> 0:18:37.000 another week. 0:18:37.119 --> 0:18:40.080 Jason horn Francis has a long threatened to call into 0:18:40.160 --> 0:18:43.919 this show. Thirteen twenty four ten Jason if you are listening, 0:18:43.760 --> 0:18:46.800 come ons from your house into Alberton this morning it 0:18:46.960 --> 0:18:48.240 was thirteen twenty four ten. 0:18:48.400 --> 0:18:48.840 Let us know. 0:18:49.040 --> 0:18:51.040 I love Jason, how the body is and if you're 0:18:51.080 --> 0:18:51.840 going to play this week. 0:18:52.280 --> 0:18:55.200 I've said it for a while. He's the next Paddy Dangerfield. 0:18:55.240 --> 0:18:55.880 Yeah he's a gun. 0:18:56.040 --> 0:18:57.600 He's so good. 0:18:57.400 --> 0:18:59.200 Looking, very very good. Let's talk about the Crows. 0:18:59.240 --> 0:19:03.720 Go for it, Ronny A goodness, me called that game 0:19:03.760 --> 0:19:06.720 on Friday night. Boy, they were flat and how many 0:19:06.800 --> 0:19:09.680 times have they been beaten by a sweeping halfback. It 0:19:09.760 --> 0:19:12.760 used to be Corey and right that owned them. Tom Stewart, Yeah, 0:19:13.080 --> 0:19:14.760 just destroyed them. 0:19:14.960 --> 0:19:17.160