Speaker 1: Morning every day, adelaide, My, really, it is so time
Speaker 1: for it.
Speaker 2: Let's go girl.
Speaker 3: Yeah. For the uninitiated, this is where the girls get
Speaker 3: together and talk about all the stuff that we like
Speaker 3: to talk about in private. But your little ears flap around,
Speaker 3: don't they.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what. They prick up? Yep, they preck
Speaker 4: up mightily.
Speaker 3: Yes, welcome back to Abby in the news room.
Speaker 5: We happy to be back with the sweetly oh so.
Speaker 3: Back to so happy to have you back to the
Speaker 3: sweety pine porium. So ads single not single? After the
Speaker 3: last week?
Speaker 5: Did you want to know something funny? Yeah, last week
Speaker 5: I was that bored jump.
Speaker 4: Back on the choose me very much, said the general.
Speaker 6: Well you know you can have a few on the go.
Speaker 6: But anyway, yeah, so single for now? What happens?
Speaker 3: All right? What about uzoh single?
Speaker 7: Or very thank you very single?
Speaker 3: Still okay? Still preparing for your hot girl summer?
Speaker 7: I am going to Europe for a hot girl summer. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 7: the gym pods on et cetera.
Speaker 3: All right, let's talk about this and do you know
Speaker 3: what sparked this conversation? Maths maps. Last week Jaden and
Speaker 3: Eden our girl sounds Straight and Girl had a bit
Speaker 3: of an argument because he divulged some secrets when he
Speaker 3: was in an argument with someone else and said, Eden
Speaker 3: told me, which is cardinal sin. So when you tell
Speaker 3: your partner something in confidence and then they blub it,
Speaker 3: that's what we're talking about this week. So I had
Speaker 3: a really unique situation in my old job when I
Speaker 3: worked at a different radio station. My husband worked upstairs,
Speaker 3: so he was basically in sales. I was downstairs doing
Speaker 3: my thing on air. But I would obviously tell him
Speaker 3: everything that was going on in my life. But then
Speaker 3: it was precarious because we would go to social situations
Speaker 3: where the people that were involved were there and I
Speaker 3: had told him everything, and I would get so nervous
Speaker 3: because I'll be like, baby, you cannot you cannot say
Speaker 3: what I've told you to that particular person or anyone
Speaker 3: else in that environment. And I never trusted that he
Speaker 3: would be smart enough to keep his.
Speaker 6: Greek talks so quickly. Yes, miss it. Yeah, apparently having
Speaker 6: an affair.
Speaker 3: But.
Speaker 4: Concussions. I'm still trying to register the first idea what happened.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So I was fortunate in that sense that no
Speaker 3: one can understand what he's saying anyway.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I remember being in a situation where I told
Speaker 4: a colleague for confidentiality purpose, let's call it Jodio. I
Speaker 4: said to her, oh, here's a bit of a secret,
Speaker 4: but I don't want this getting out in TV circles.
Speaker 4: To just keep it to yourself. And then it did
Speaker 4: get out, and I said, what happened, Joe, and she said,
Speaker 4: it's okay. I just told my friend TIF, to which
Speaker 4: I said, you guess what. Tiff works ten and her
Speaker 4: husband at the time worked at Channel nine. So I
Speaker 4: don't know who will you could have told to spread
Speaker 4: the word greater.
Speaker 3: So you genuinely, no, don't put this on me. You
Speaker 3: are I know anyway? Yeah, I'm.
Speaker 6: We got there at the.
Speaker 4: Something.
Speaker 3: But you do genuinely tell people things knowing that they
Speaker 3: will tell their partners. But please don't tell anyone. But
Speaker 3: also in the back of my head, I'm like, I
Speaker 3: know you.
Speaker 7: Lots of my closest girlfriends are all in relationships. I
Speaker 7: don't tell them anything. I don't want their partners to
Speaker 7: know because they will tell them.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 7: I used to do it with my ex as well.
Speaker 7: So I'm gonna tell me something. I go, I will
Speaker 7: take this to the grave, and also to my boyfriends.
Speaker 7: It's part of it.
Speaker 5: I think I never thought about it, but yeah, I'm
Speaker 5: the same. I'm obviously not in a relationship, but I
Speaker 5: tell my sisters everything, right, so we will, you know mum,
Speaker 5: even stuff with mum. Something will happen and then she'll
Speaker 5: you know, a month later and you go, oh, yeah,
Speaker 5: I told him, were that ages ago? Yeah, I always
Speaker 5: have to tell somebody. I can't keep secrets in. They've
Speaker 5: got at least one person You've got to be able
Speaker 5: to go and talk to and tell.
Speaker 7: Not yourself.
Speaker 3: Don't tell a secret thirteen twenty four ten. Let's do
Speaker 3: this this morning. When does your partner blabbed your secret?
Speaker 3: Can we please do it? Just say, oh, gosh, good morning, Kelly,
Speaker 3: good morning. Okay, when did your partner blab.
Speaker 8: Well, it's a friend and we're on her way out,
Speaker 8: and she blabbed to every male we met that I
Speaker 8: hadn't shaved down there for five days.
Speaker 3: So you went out together and she told everyone that
Speaker 3: little nugget of information.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, So at what stage did that information come back?
Speaker 4: So do you feel the need to sort of jump
Speaker 4: in and maybe say, hey, keep that information to yourself,
Speaker 4: or do you add to this story. What happened there?
Speaker 4: Walked away?
Speaker 1: Kelly.
Speaker 4: That's good.
Speaker 3: You've taken care of it now though right.
Speaker 8: I had to work.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much for sharing. Very good was that?
Speaker 4: Oh that's what it's all about, isn't it. We're a
Speaker 4: very very open, tiny community here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it goes no further. Whatever you tell us
Speaker 3: goes no further.
Speaker 4: So I'm just speaking to Kelly before's.
Speaker 3: Where you're waking up to Adelaide.
Speaker 2: Breaking news. What's news?
Speaker 3: This is all the stuff you need to know today,
Speaker 3: because it can be very, very overwhelming just scrolling through
Speaker 3: the internet going oh, it's actually important. Let's go to
Speaker 3: Abby in the newsroom first self and what's up.
Speaker 5: Well, this one piqued my interest because we've all done it.
Speaker 5: But a bride is offering a five hundred dollars reward
Speaker 5: after losing her wedding.
Speaker 6: Dress right here in Adelaide.
Speaker 5: So essentially, by the looks of it, Hubby to be
Speaker 5: or Hubby not quite sure has left to the brown
Speaker 5: delivery box on top of the car as they're driving,
Speaker 5: and it's obviously fallen off the way she was at
Speaker 5: the reception, she got no, no, no, no no, so
Speaker 5: they'd gone to a Burton what are they, you know,
Speaker 5: storage facility, and they've gone there to pick it up.
Speaker 5: So whether whether they've had their wedding yet, we're not
Speaker 5: quite sure yet. I don't have any more details. But
Speaker 5: they've picked it up, they've put it on the top.
Speaker 6: Of the car.
Speaker 5: They've driven and realized, yep, it's not there anymore. So
Speaker 5: they were driving. It was along main North road, it's
Speaker 5: saying at Walkerville, which doesn't make sense because there is
Speaker 5: no main north road to Walkerville.
Speaker 6: So it was in the northern Northeast suburbs, right, Okay.
Speaker 4: Sounds hard to do. I've left everything on top of
Speaker 4: the roof. Everything at once starts. I lift myself up there.
Speaker 3: On the roof of mine and you got yourself out
Speaker 3: of the car, and where's Andrew.
Speaker 5: It is amazing, though, the amount of people who leave
Speaker 5: things on the car and it's there. Producer Emily was
Speaker 5: telling us the story that she went all the way
Speaker 5: home and her wallet was still on tom of the
Speaker 5: car when she got there.
Speaker 3: We genuinely drove from Henley Beach to our place in
Speaker 3: Saint Peter's and my husband's mobile phone just still on
Speaker 3: top of the car.
Speaker 4: Clinging Ford your laugh. The mobile phone was up there.
Speaker 4: It's like no one could read what's inside me.
Speaker 5: Anyway, hopefully if the delivery box was addressed to Lyndall Kine,
Speaker 5: so if you see.
Speaker 3: It, find it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and she put here.
Speaker 5: Tom stupidly left the package on the roof of the car,
Speaker 5: so blame Tom.
Speaker 3: Also want to marry.
Speaker 4: Him if you find it. Particular, if you're a bloke
Speaker 4: and maybe just sort of cruise along you find a
Speaker 4: wedding dress on the side of the road, don't get
Speaker 4: it out and start wearing it. It's somebody else's all right.
Speaker 3: Exactly right? Okay, can I speak NBL please if you don't.
Speaker 4: Mind, Absolutely you can, because this was epic.
Speaker 3: Okay, So this series has just got super super juicy
Speaker 3: Tasmania Jacks being a Melbourne and.
Speaker 4: Into a primo. So anyway, this this MBL series, it's
Speaker 4: just got juice.
Speaker 3: It has so it's one all. And then last night
Speaker 3: on the Buzzer, Jack McVay nails a three from somewhere
Speaker 3: He definitely shouldn't have.
Speaker 4: Sad life.
Speaker 3: It was amazing, unbelievable. Unfortunately I couldn't see it because
Speaker 3: with KO. Now, if you're logged in on one device,
Speaker 3: which I was on the way back from Middleton watching
Speaker 3: the Port game, and then I got home and tried
Speaker 3: to watch that game on my actual telling and it's like,
Speaker 3: so I couldn't.
Speaker 4: You see a replay? Do you know what? Jack Jumpers?
Speaker 4: Everyone's behind the jack Jumpers. There's something about Melbourne United
Speaker 4: which is just not fun unless you're a genuine Melbourne
Speaker 4: you don't it.
Speaker 3: Also, I love that you're jumping on Tazzy. Now that's
Speaker 3: some real interesting feedback all last week about Tasmania and
Speaker 3: now that the jack Jumpers are two one in the series,
Speaker 3: you're all about them, Jack mecvag little character, aren't you?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Really really jump on board some of miss things when
Speaker 4: they're just starting the fire, because I thought the Melbourne
Speaker 4: United were going to clean them up quite easily. The
Speaker 4: first game was like, but here we go if they
Speaker 4: could win that as well, off the back of the
Speaker 4: AFL announcement, geez, what a place to be up and
Speaker 4: about who saw that coming?
Speaker 6: Both of their heads?
Speaker 4: Ah, Susie, she's back, Baby, she's back.
Speaker 3: I did not miss that. And the pylon and you
Speaker 3: siding with him, I didn't miss.
Speaker 4: It, That's okay, I did. Kerry kind of kept quiet. Hey,
Speaker 4: I just sort of round it out. Some mixed results
Speaker 4: for our foot teams and the weekend of course one,
Speaker 4: but unfortunately the Crows went down. What about the talking
Speaker 4: point of the weekend, which was the pitch invader on
Speaker 4: Friday night? Did you see it live in the flesh?
Speaker 3: Yes? I did?
Speaker 4: What was it like?
Speaker 3: I was like scyption line, Well, because my vision isn't great,
Speaker 3: but I was like, genuinely is that I look to
Speaker 3: my left to my husband, is that someone on the field?
Speaker 3: And it definitely was like so close to the ball though, Hazy.
Speaker 4: He got right there. Yeah, interactions and players as well.
Speaker 4: Mac Crouch tried to stop at one stage and then
Speaker 4: Kezy almost tackled him to the ground. Twenty two year
Speaker 4: old from Blakeview. He's in all sorts of trouble, dear,
Speaker 4: so he's facing that magistrate's court on June nineteen five.
Speaker 4: Grand fine is definitely coming his way. He's going to
Speaker 4: get a three year ban as well from Adelaide Oval
Speaker 4: and probably a little bit more when the RFL's done
Speaker 4: with him as well. That's purely just in house. Okay,
Speaker 4: go to the RFL. Get hold of it, right.
Speaker 3: Did you see that he got his mate to film it.
Speaker 3: So he got his mate from behind, and he gets
Speaker 3: up and he walks through the crowd and then he
Speaker 3: takes the security guard's hat off and then he runs.
Speaker 3: But I just, I genuinely can't believe that a spectator
Speaker 3: can get that close to the play in this day
Speaker 3: and age. And also that security guard has ruined it
Speaker 3: for everyone. So all the security guards out there who
Speaker 3: are like, I'm going to work tonight and I'm just
Speaker 3: going to watch the foota no, no, no, no, you're
Speaker 3: watching the crowd from.
Speaker 4: Have to do something something.
Speaker 3: You are turning around and you are facing the crowd
Speaker 3: the whole time.
Speaker 4: Quick story, We used to have security guards out of
Speaker 4: the ponderosa, particularly for night games. Surprise, surprise, and I remember,
Speaker 4: I'm not making this up. As well as early on
Speaker 4: it would have been like said two thousand and six,
Speaker 4: two thousand and seven, there was a bloke who was
Speaker 4: just wearing undies and I'm not kidding. He had no arms.
Speaker 4: So he was an armless spoke in his undies with
Speaker 4: a backpack on, and he made his way from one
Speaker 4: side of the ponderosa to the other mid game, and
Speaker 4: security guards basically just escort him, escorted him through. It
Speaker 4: would have been like Central's report game, and we all
Speaker 4: stopped by this bloke who was wearing a backpack. It
Speaker 4: could have been choco bot full of bombs. No arms
Speaker 4: went from one side, from the north end to the
Speaker 4: south end, and the security guards were almost cheering for
Speaker 4: him letting him go through it. Security level on that
Speaker 4: particular night not up to scratch. So yeah, there you go.
Speaker 4: That's my story and I'm sticking with it. Six eight.
Speaker 3: What about when your kids just drop one liners and
Speaker 3: you're like, oh my god, that was epic. So that
Speaker 3: happened the other morning. So basically, my mum's in town,
Speaker 3: so she's at home with the kids, and my husband
Speaker 3: had to drop me to work because my car had
Speaker 3: to be serviced. So basically he needed my car to
Speaker 3: drop it. Yeah, anyway, you get it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, So when he got home at eight o'clock,
Speaker 3: he went into my four year old's bedroom and said, hi, darling,
Speaker 3: good morning, and those beautiful morning cuddles when they're so
Speaker 3: sleeping and they love.
Speaker 4: You so honest and refreshed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, anyway, he said, let's play a game
Speaker 3: of what have we done this morning, and she was like,
Speaker 3: m He said, I dropped your mum off at work.
Speaker 3: That was about five am. And then he said, then
Speaker 3: I went to the gym and did a workout on
Speaker 3: my big muscles, and then I dropped Peyton to volleyball
Speaker 3: at school because she has training early in the morning.
Speaker 3: And then he said, then I took the car to
Speaker 3: be serviced and I ran home and now I'm here.
Speaker 3: That's what I've done before eight am. And he goes
Speaker 3: to her, what have you done? And she goes, well,
Speaker 3: I just rolled over to listen to that story.
Speaker 4: It properly fell back a sep. She might as well said,
Speaker 4: thanks to that you've been here.
Speaker 3: I love that so much. I'm just like, well, I
Speaker 3: just woke up and listened to your crap story, snor Fist.
Speaker 3: You're such a hero dud.
Speaker 6: Now that's a job.
Speaker 4: That's a joke.
Speaker 2: That's a job, A terrible job.
Speaker 4: Lots of comeback.
Speaker 3: Can we you know what? Standing o? Yes she is, yep, yep, A.
Speaker 4: Little bit okay, Hello, A little holiday.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I just I had a little holiday. I went
Speaker 5: to hospital and then laid in bed for a week.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that was my holiday. It was great. Really highly recommend.
Speaker 3: Okay, can you apologize? She was genuinely ill.
Speaker 4: Everyone knows I'm absolutely taking you know what, because that's
Speaker 4: what you do, particularly in this space. It's the Monday
Speaker 4: morning joke off, different direction.
Speaker 5: You know that I would never miss the Monday morning
Speaker 5: joke off unless I was on my deathbed.
Speaker 6: And let me tell you, I.
Speaker 3: Was do my bloody death. She was not well?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 6: Who wants to go first?
Speaker 4: Do you know what? It's between Jode's and Abby? And
Speaker 4: Abby calls the shots? Who's going first? As a joke?
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, all right, mine's borderline, lane, I'm just gonna
Speaker 3: say that. But why should you always knock before opening
Speaker 3: the fridge store in case there's a salad dressing?
Speaker 4: That's a day joke?
Speaker 5: I know, I know, it's okay, it's all right, move on,
Speaker 5: move on? Okay, ready, yep. What's the difference between light
Speaker 5: and hard?
Speaker 3: Your face?
Speaker 2: Right now?
Speaker 5: What's the difference between light and hard? I can sleep
Speaker 5: with the light on.
Speaker 4: Well done, Let's continue that sort of thing. Mine's a
Speaker 4: little bit longer, but bear with me. So a farmer
Speaker 4: buys a young rooster as soon as he brings a
Speaker 4: bird onto the farm, it rushes and it has mummy
Speaker 4: daddy times with one hundred and fifty hens. What the
Speaker 4: farmer's impressed, thinking about all the eggs the hens would hatch.
Speaker 4: At lunch. The rooster again has fun times with one
Speaker 4: hundred and fifty hens, all of them. Again, the farmer
Speaker 4: gets a bit worried. Now. The next day he finds
Speaker 4: the rooster having special cuddles with the ducks, the geese
Speaker 4: and a parrot too, which is now scaring him. Later
Speaker 4: that day he finds the rooster lying pale, half dead,
Speaker 4: with vultures circling over his head. Farmer says, you, horny bastard,
Speaker 4: you deserve this. The rooster opens up, one eye points
Speaker 4: up and whispers, sh don't shout let them land.
Speaker 7: Get it.
Speaker 8: I don't.
Speaker 4: He's planning on having special mummy Daddy times with the
Speaker 4: vultures as well. Jo's so he's not half dead at all.
Speaker 4: It's all part of a coding plan from the rooster.
Speaker 4: He's got a lot of luck to give.
Speaker 1: You.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, maybe I'm not awake.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's that he's funny now.
Speaker 2: The weekend.
Speaker 4: Ride my pony. Indeed, good moring to you.
Speaker 2: Tom Ran morning, hazy, Joe's how are you?
Speaker 3: Big? Weekend of football?
Speaker 2: Should we start positive or negative?
Speaker 4: First? Do you want to the bandaid? You want high?
Speaker 2: Louis started high? Well, let's get into Port Adelaide yesterday
Speaker 2: Travis Bokes three fifty eeth. Things looked a little bit
Speaker 2: grim at halftime, eleven points down, but thirteen goals to
Speaker 2: six in the second half. Great response. The forward's got going,
Speaker 2: Finlayson and Marshall seven goals between them. Zach Butter's outstanding again,
Speaker 2: thirty four touches and a goal. Kind of rosy, twenty
Speaker 2: eight touches. Will and Drew stepped up in the absence
Speaker 2: of Jason Horn Francis and a great result in Travis
Speaker 2: Bokes three fiftieth two and zip to start the season.
Speaker 3: Is Travis a real boy? I mean he just seems unbelievably.
Speaker 2: Freakish, doesn't he.
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Thirty five years of age and still going and playing
Speaker 2: good footy. This is so important. They bank these wins early,
Speaker 2: isn't it. You know, Melbourne at home this week. If
Speaker 2: they can sort of be three in zip maybe you know,
Speaker 2: four one five one to start the season, it just
Speaker 2: gives them so much more of a leg up on
Speaker 2: the competition and means perhaps later in the season they
Speaker 2: can start to look to rest players like Charlie Dixon
Speaker 2: and others heading into the finals, which they perhaps made
Speaker 2: a stake with last season.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I thought the big positive for me was Finlayson and
Speaker 4: Marshall because Marshall, you probably have his last seas to
Speaker 4: maybe four or five weeks to find himself because he
Speaker 4: had such an interrupted preseason. Finlason, it just sort of
Speaker 4: seemed like he was lacking confidence shooting a goal. Yeah,
Speaker 4: so you just need to kick goals, and he did
Speaker 4: that yesterday and we know he knows how to get
Speaker 4: a hold of the ball and he's so valuable around
Speaker 4: the ground. He was in the rack, So happy days.
Speaker 2: I think it's a really good result. And Melbourne this
Speaker 2: week they look resurgent, but they can beat them. Jason
Speaker 2: Horn Francis is going to be a real watch hamstring
Speaker 2: niggle that. I know this talk that he might play
Speaker 2: this week, but I mean, you know him, he's better
Speaker 2: than that. I think it's got to be at least
Speaker 2: another week.
Speaker 3: Jason horn Francis has a long threatened to call into
Speaker 3: this show. Thirteen twenty four ten Jason if you are listening,
Speaker 3: come ons from your house into Alberton this morning it
Speaker 3: was thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 6: Let us know.
Speaker 3: I love Jason, how the body is and if you're
Speaker 3: going to play this week.
Speaker 2: I've said it for a while. He's the next Paddy Dangerfield.
Speaker 4: Yeah he's a gun.
Speaker 2: He's so good.
Speaker 4: Looking, very very good. Let's talk about the Crows.
Speaker 2: Go for it, Ronny A goodness, me called that game
Speaker 2: on Friday night. Boy, they were flat and how many
Speaker 2: times have they been beaten by a sweeping halfback. It
Speaker 2: used to be Corey and right that owned them. Tom Stewart, Yeah,
Speaker 2: just destroyed them.
Speaker 4: What about hearing the commentary when's one on and fifty
Speaker 4: two by the way, what an absolute freak fewest games
Speaker 4: to five time, all Australian. That's how good he is.
Speaker 4: But what about one of the commentary pieces was imagine
Speaker 4: if you said to the Geelong supporters alfter Corey Enwright retired,
Speaker 4: don't worry, we'll find someone who does the same job,
Speaker 4: maybe even better, and he'll be a mature aid player
Speaker 4: from the Geelong fully leader.
Speaker 2: Yeah it is it is he just I mean Luke Peddler,
Speaker 2: who I love. I think he's such a good player,
Speaker 2: maybe the wrong matchup to go with him. I mean, hindsight,
Speaker 2: there's no right matchup for Tom Stewarts. And that's the
Speaker 2: problem everyone. Yeah, and that's it. And you know, unfortunately
Speaker 2: for Crows fans, this season of expectation and you know,
Speaker 2: so much hype zero and two now facing Fremantle away
Speaker 2: from home, facing the very real prospect.
Speaker 3: And they actually dig themselves out of this little zero
Speaker 3: and two whole.
Speaker 2: Yeah they can. Yeah, they're good enough, They're definitely good enough.
Speaker 2: But I think, you know, one of the things that
Speaker 2: happens when you're the best at something in a key
Speaker 2: category is everyone looks at you and thinks, Okay, how
Speaker 2: we're going to bring you down? The other number one
Speaker 2: attack last season and it's almost like everyone's gone to
Speaker 2: school and gone to town. What makes them work? Let's
Speaker 2: put pressure on the ball users. It sounds simple, right,
Speaker 2: and it is. But they're shutting them down. They're making
Speaker 2: it really hard. They had twenty four inside fifties the
Speaker 2: Crows in the second quarter. That's world record pace, and
Speaker 2: they kicked two goals. Something's happening between that final kick
Speaker 2: and inside fifty and it's just not working at the moment.
Speaker 2: They can fix it, but they've got to fix it first.
Speaker 3: There was one highlight of the night for me, and
Speaker 3: that was Ben Key's shirt front on the guy that
Speaker 3: invaded the pitch.
Speaker 2: How good, brilliant? I mean that guy. Goodness, he gets
Speaker 2: Goose of the Week, doesn't he.
Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely, he's going to get a five grand fine
Speaker 4: and probably not just three years man from Adelaide Oval.
Speaker 4: The AFL is going to make a statement on this
Speaker 4: as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I think they probably should. You know, it
Speaker 2: was and it was in play like the Crows as well,
Speaker 2: two goals in the margin that they're actually it ended
Speaker 2: up being a ball up, which is the right call,
Speaker 2: but they're out. He's not helping the Crows players.
Speaker 3: So can you believe how close he got.
Speaker 2: To the ball it was? It was scary, like within
Speaker 2: five meters And you guys all know how big the
Speaker 2: boys are the I mean if he runs into one
Speaker 2: of them or they you know, Keys was pretty gentle
Speaker 2: with him in the end, but you know he could
Speaker 2: get seriously hurt out there or hurt someone else.
Speaker 4: Are you ready before we let you go, just play
Speaker 4: this little bit of audio and watch Jody absolutely go
Speaker 4: off her face two o'clock.
Speaker 2: Ex sadly incredible.
Speaker 4: Life.
Speaker 3: Jack mccaby, I am not just excited because it's Jack McVay,
Speaker 3: who used to play for the Adelae thirty six is.
Speaker 3: I'm excited because it's Tasmania that war doing something on
Speaker 3: the NBL stage. Thank you.
Speaker 2: And we talked about it last week, the bit of
Speaker 2: bad blood between Melbourne United and Tazzy. Now Tazzy are
Speaker 2: one game away and they play at home Thursday night
Speaker 2: against Melbourne. I would I think everyone that's not a
Speaker 2: Melbourne United fan it's Tazzy to win. My would be
Speaker 2: so good.
Speaker 3: Do you reckon My brother who lives in Launcestant, Tasman.
Speaker 3: He was up and about last night. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: he was on the text and it was late and
Speaker 3: I was asleep.
Speaker 2: But goodness man, I love it.
Speaker 4: I love it.
Speaker 2: You're going.
Speaker 4: It's good.
Speaker 2: The juices are flowing. I love it. That's what sports
Speaker 2: all about, the jackies.
Speaker 3: Don't you jump on board? Don't you very dare hi?
Speaker 4: I already know the drills Monday morning, so you leave
Speaker 4: us with a really really epic joke. What have you
Speaker 4: got this morning?
Speaker 2: All right? Well, unfortunately my dog accidentally swallowed a bunch
Speaker 2: of scrabble tiles. Oh no, I think this could spell disaster.
Speaker 3: We were on such a high with the tuzzy stuf.
Speaker 3: I just brought it right back, so sad, and then
Speaker 3: what about this thud.
Speaker 4: Hit the grounds on stage? Ready, appreciate your time, Joe.
Speaker 4: There is a lot happening in the Layal family, to
Speaker 4: say the least.
Speaker 3: Oh my goodness. I think everyone was shocked over the
Speaker 3: weekend when Kate Middleton came out and said I have cancer,
Speaker 3: and a lot of people, I guess, had to retract
Speaker 3: what they'd previously said in the previous couple of weeks,
Speaker 3: and you know, there was a lot of scurrilous rumors
Speaker 3: going around and you know everyone had to basically eat
Speaker 3: their words when Kate came out and said this is
Speaker 3: a genuinely serious thing that I've got.
Speaker 4: Right now, it feels like it's evolving in terms of information.
Speaker 4: Everything comes out because what can you trust these days?
Speaker 4: Two who you can trust? Yes, and that is of
Speaker 4: course Channel seven is europe Bureau Chief. That is Hugh Weetfield.
Speaker 4: He joins us right now. I get AQ all the
Speaker 4: way from London.
Speaker 8: Kay, Jennyvan, good morning, Good morning, Good morning to you.
Speaker 3: Okay, So what's the reaction been like.
Speaker 8: Well, I think Kate pretty much summed it up when
Speaker 8: she said that it's all been a huge shot for
Speaker 8: her and William and her family, and I think that
Speaker 8: shock is shared by people right across UK and indeed
Speaker 8: around the world. Back in January, when Kate went into hospital,
Speaker 8: we were told that it was not cancer related, and
Speaker 8: it's pretty clear that Kate and William believed that with
Speaker 8: the case at the time as well that two week
Speaker 8: hospital's day for abdominal surgery. The cancer only found in
Speaker 8: tests after she was discharged from hospital, and we believe
Speaker 8: it was on February twenty seven, when Prince William pulled
Speaker 8: out of a memorial service for his godfather, King Constantine
Speaker 8: of Greece that was going to be held at winter Castle.
Speaker 8: He pulled out with forty five minutes notice. It's likely
Speaker 8: that that is the day that Kate and William were
Speaker 8: told that Kate had cancer. It was found during that
Speaker 8: hospital stay and she's now undergoing a course of what's
Speaker 8: described as preventative chemotherapy, and that's in case there are
Speaker 8: any cancer cells remaining. Usually that this preventative chemotherapy to kill.
Speaker 8: That remaining cancer off is gone after.
Speaker 3: I completely understand that as a mum, she wanted some
Speaker 3: time to be able to have her kids off from school,
Speaker 3: to be able to sit them down explain what was
Speaker 3: going on. But you have to say that the PR team,
Speaker 3: her PR team, have completely butchered this because she's a
Speaker 3: mum sitting there dealing with this cancer diagnosis and having
Speaker 3: all these rumors swirling around about her husband having an affair,
Speaker 3: and surely they should have knocked it on the head
Speaker 3: a little earlier.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Look, I think it's a she was in a difficult situation.
Speaker 8: And I think there's a couple of aspects to kind
Speaker 8: of the social media storm and the criticism that the
Speaker 8: royal family's copped over the last couple of weeks, Because
Speaker 8: on the one hand, you've got, you know, just the
Speaker 8: absolute outrageous stuff that's been said on social media, talking
Speaker 8: about you know, is Kate missing, is Kate dead? The
Speaker 8: state of their marriage, is there as someone else that
Speaker 8: William has been sleeping with. I mean, it's just completely insane,
Speaker 8: and the US media really picked up that and ran
Speaker 8: with it. You know, you've got us chauch Our host
Speaker 8: Life Stephen Colbert saying things about William and Kate that
Speaker 8: he wouldn't want said about his own family. And keep
Speaker 8: in mind William and Kate, you know, they didn't sign
Speaker 8: up to be an actress in a movie. This is
Speaker 8: their job that William.
Speaker 4: Was born to.
Speaker 8: He doesn't really have a lot of choice. Alongside that, though,
Speaker 8: was the edited photo for Mother's Day. And I don't
Speaker 8: actually think that we can excuse the edited photo still
Speaker 8: despite the news about Kate, because it was not a
Speaker 8: good thing to do from a trust perspective. Kate wanted
Speaker 8: to wait these two weeks between making the decision to
Speaker 8: do the video and releasing it to protect the kids
Speaker 8: more than anything else.
Speaker 4: Sometimes we don't get a grasp of just how intense
Speaker 4: the coverage is over here until we see something that's
Speaker 4: happening over in England. So when I saw my phone
Speaker 4: first thing over the weekend I saw this diagnosis, I
Speaker 4: was sort of hit for six. The people on the
Speaker 4: ground and the genuine royalist which seems like it's so
Speaker 4: many people across the English population. How are they feeling.
Speaker 4: I'd almost feel like they'd still been an incredible state
Speaker 4: of shock.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I think huge amount of shock, and I mean,
Speaker 8: to be honest, like, I was pretty shocked because we
Speaker 8: told consistently that it wasn't cancer and so for it
Speaker 8: to come through, and I think for Kate to speak
Speaker 8: so kind of in such a normal way. She wrote
Speaker 8: the message herself, and she kind of explained it really well,
Speaker 8: I think, almost as if she was explaining it to
Speaker 8: a family. But she looked pretty vulnerable in the video
Speaker 8: message as well, and I think that probably normalizes her
Speaker 8: more than anything else. But genuine shock, genuine concern, and
Speaker 8: I think, particularly even if you're not a royal list
Speaker 8: or a fan of the royals, to see a mom
Speaker 8: who's got three young kids under the age of ten
Speaker 8: is having to tell their kids that she's got cancer
Speaker 8: and explain to little Prince Louis what that is and
Speaker 8: what it might mean for his mum and what she
Speaker 8: might look like over the coming weeks. I mean, that's
Speaker 8: just stuff that people can unfortunately relate to, because cancer
Speaker 8: is so insidious. Across the side.
Speaker 3: We've had Blake Lively come out and also Kim Kardashian
Speaker 3: having to apologize for their behavior when all the speculation
Speaker 3: was going on it and they piled on a lot
Speaker 3: of people piled on Do you think there's an enormous
Speaker 3: amount of regret for how people have behaved over the
Speaker 3: past couple of weeks given what's now transpired.
Speaker 8: And look, I think people with some red faces, that's
Speaker 8: for sure. And you know, you say, like Blake Lively
Speaker 8: said that she's mortified and Ryan Reynolds her husband, I'm
Speaker 8: the football club at Wrexham, Wales that William visited a
Speaker 8: couple of weeks ago and pulled a pint at the
Speaker 8: pub around the corner. Now clearly, you know, would he
Speaker 8: do that if he knew that Ryan's wife is basically
Speaker 8: had just like launching into this social media conspiracy on
Speaker 8: social media too, Like it's just it's never a good look.
Speaker 8: And I think, you know, for a lot of people,
Speaker 8: maybe it's a bit of a wake up call that
Speaker 8: social media isn't like this parallel universe. People see these things,
Speaker 8: they read these things, and just you say something on
Speaker 8: social media doesn't mean it's it's real or not real
Speaker 8: as well. So I think, you know, a good reality
Speaker 8: check for a lot of people, particular people like Lively
Speaker 8: and Kinkardashian. You know you have so many followers, well you.
Speaker 4: We appreciate your time made absolutely all over it, and
Speaker 4: no doubt we'll catch up with you on the news
Speaker 4: tonight at six on Channel seven. Thanks your time, mate,
Speaker 4: Good on you guys.
Speaker 3: Thanks you.
Speaker 4: It's something that's really really boggled my mind all these years.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and that is why it means stink so
Speaker 4: much worse than women. That's a genuine thing, isn't it?
Speaker 3: Is it really? Well?
Speaker 4: I think it absolutely must be. And there's a study
Speaker 4: that has revealed, particularly for teenagers, yes, that boys stink
Speaker 4: so much worse than girls.
Speaker 3: Teenage boys smell, which you stop.
Speaker 4: But you haven't had a teenage boy. You've had a
Speaker 4: teenage girl?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, but I've smelled them.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, horrible. Researchers compare to body odor samples from
Speaker 4: eighteen teenagers age between fourteen eighteen. Analysis revealed the chemical
Speaker 4: composition collected from teenagers contained higher levels of certain acids,
Speaker 4: So there you go. Some of the unique adjectives used
Speaker 4: to describe these acid odors included cheesy, fruity and dried,
Speaker 4: plumb like, musty, coriander like, fatty, goat like, wax like
Speaker 4: and soapy and earthy grass and green bell pepper like.
Speaker 4: They're not the sort of spices that you want to
Speaker 4: associate with a musk particular. That's horrible.
Speaker 3: No, it's awful.
Speaker 4: I sit there sometimes and I think, how can when
Speaker 4: I compare myself to my wife, how can I turn
Speaker 4: into such a toxic wasteland when I eat certain foods
Speaker 4: and she's completely fine? For example, when I eat one
Speaker 4: slice of red onion, you almost have to put one
Speaker 4: of those tents around my house and fumigate the entire street.
Speaker 4: It's absolutely horrible.
Speaker 3: Are you that bad?
Speaker 4: I'm that bad?
Speaker 3: What happens? I don't know what happens when the onion
Speaker 3: is digested and then it just comes out through your pool.
Speaker 4: Different route, different rout, out of my skin. But never
Speaker 4: happens to my wife. In fact, I'll go as far
Speaker 4: as saying I've never and this might shock you, I've
Speaker 4: never even known my wife to even go to the toilet.
Speaker 3: What do you mean?
Speaker 4: She's never gone to the tour in front of me,
Speaker 4: and she's never even passed wind in front of me,
Speaker 4: and she's been through three pregnancies as well.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, your wife has never farted?
Speaker 4: So is she? Is she a rarity? Or are you
Speaker 4: tooting regularly in front.
Speaker 3: Of reed well, he knows. He knows, like as much
Speaker 3: as I might profess. Oh that was the kids. He knows.
Speaker 4: So I just wanted I actually wonder if it even happens.
Speaker 4: But then someone else suggested to me the other day
Speaker 4: that as soon as I leave and the kids are
Speaker 4: out of the house.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, she is in the gidgets, she's having the
Speaker 3: dover life.
Speaker 4: So she quite physically drops the kids off at school
Speaker 4: and then makes an extra visit to drop the kids
Speaker 4: off at the pool, and that commute takes about forty
Speaker 4: five minutes, which could also make sense as to why
Speaker 4: I'm getting his notifications from doorbell, my doorbell cameras. Really,
Speaker 4: there's some sort of thunderstorm happening in your house. Needs enough,
Speaker 4: this is a thing, because otherwise I'm getting all the
Speaker 4: share of toxic gas and baseline. That's not fair.
Speaker 2: We're going back into on this daisy in.
Speaker 4: Monday. Sexy Monday, that's right, you know the drill, grab Monday,
Speaker 4: grab it by the you know what. I can give
Speaker 4: it a nice, good solid kiss, right and you know where,
Speaker 4: and I guarantee you Monday we'll.
Speaker 2: Look about Okay, I'm going to take your word for that.
Speaker 4: Really nice and firm. Let's take a trip down I
Speaker 4: remember that name. For twenty fifth of March ninety seven,
Speaker 4: Life After Death, second studio album by the Notorious Big
Speaker 4: is released.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 4: I don't know if it occupies your mind as much
Speaker 4: as mine, but I often sit there and be like,
Speaker 4: what if? What if all that stuff didn't happen between Bigintio?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Can you? Can you sum it up in a nutshell?
Speaker 3: I know there's documentaries about and everything I used to
Speaker 3: be West.
Speaker 4: Oh jeez, I couldn't even begin to tell you like
Speaker 4: who started or what was the retaliation? All those types
Speaker 4: of things, because I think it's still sort of foremost ongoing,
Speaker 4: isn't it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I want to say exactly who did it?
Speaker 3: So it's a good old fashioned gang war? Is it?
Speaker 4: Pretty much? Genuine gangster raps? Two thousand and five US
Speaker 4: version of the Office starring Steve Carrell and John Krasinski premiers.
Speaker 4: And that's the other age old debate, isn't it. Which
Speaker 4: version of the Office do you prefer British or American?
Speaker 2: British British British?
Speaker 4: For me, I'm probably gonna say American. Steve. He's a
Speaker 4: fantastic characterist.
Speaker 3: David Brown.
Speaker 4: This is as is David Brent though, Oh my goodness,
Speaker 4: it's a fun debate.
Speaker 3: Can you remember the episode? And I don't know why,
Speaker 3: it's sticks in my brain. It's a bit like you
Speaker 3: with your Biggie the Two Pac War. There's a woman
Speaker 3: who's pregnant in the office and every time she gets up,
Speaker 3: she's like drops the person next to it. Absolutely inside.
Speaker 4: You've been there, haven't you. You've been that person? Maybe
Speaker 4: two thousand and fifty, British musician Zaane Mallick announces he's
Speaker 4: leaving the band one direction. Oh good good, I say
Speaker 4: that some good stuff, pillow talk.
Speaker 3: You have one or two good songs?
Speaker 4: Yeah, No one's stopped carry thout. No one has that
Speaker 4: one song. On March twenty fifth, nineteen ninety four, What
Speaker 4: a Man by Salt and Pepper
Speaker 3: What a mighty Man,