Speaker 1: Jason one hundred.
Speaker 2: Well, good morning and welcoming Monday, everybody.
Speaker 1: Good morning.
Speaker 2: Not too chilly, which is nice.
Speaker 1: No, it's not too cold, but the wind is howling
Speaker 1: out there. Yes, it was a batten down the hatches
Speaker 1: situation at our house last night, for the roof was
Speaker 1: going to blow.
Speaker 2: Have you been four wheel driving today?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 4: When I arrived at the Nova studios, drove in to
Speaker 4: the car parks morning and our parks are next to
Speaker 4: each other, and I looked at your big four wheel
Speaker 4: drive and it looks like you've been off road. It's
Speaker 4: like downed in six months, right, could be that there?
Speaker 1: No, that's not true at all. It got washed two
Speaker 1: weeks ago. It did? It did get it? Did cop
Speaker 1: it from a bird under a tree outside my house
Speaker 1: the other day.
Speaker 2: Was it that?
Speaker 4: No, No, it looks like you'd actually been in the
Speaker 4: outdoors and everything was look at you go.
Speaker 1: No, not in the last It got washed two weeks ago.
Speaker 1: I think it's just Melbourne winter.
Speaker 2: Maybe right.
Speaker 4: I thought you'd gone on some crazy Foo Will drive adventure, which.
Speaker 1: Is better story.
Speaker 4: On a weekend, I was going to buy you those
Speaker 4: bright fluo orange things that they attached the side of
Speaker 4: the fall draming case you get bogged.
Speaker 1: Oh you're kidding, But we see people getting stuck in
Speaker 1: the sand all the time when we lived up there.
Speaker 1: I almost I've never seen.
Speaker 4: You google bright orange. I guess what you would call them.
Speaker 1: What is it something that you attached something.
Speaker 4: No, it's sort of like a big bit of plastic
Speaker 4: you shove under the wheel if it's bogged and you like.
Speaker 2: A little ramp.
Speaker 4: It's like a little ramp.
Speaker 1: I've never seen those.
Speaker 4: I just always wondered why they come in bright orange.
Speaker 4: It sort of stands out on the side of the car.
Speaker 1: Were they attached to the side of the car.
Speaker 2: The full drive people do.
Speaker 4: Whole weird community out there there is They're like caravanners.
Speaker 4: My parents were caravaners and that's it.
Speaker 2: I had a not Montague Street bridge. What's the funny
Speaker 2: bridge here in South Melbourne that always floods, you know
Speaker 2: the one where people drive, Yes, Bridge Richmond going under
Speaker 2: the Richmond Station underpass, Bridge Road, Swan Street, other one
Speaker 2: Swan Street. It was entirely flighted. And I'm trying to say,
Speaker 2: you know that corner you're in like a little hatchback. Well,
Speaker 2: I'm trying to decide how how waterproof? How waterproof is
Speaker 2: this little carproach.
Speaker 1: Or water resistant? Real quick, you're in the rain in
Speaker 1: a jacket.
Speaker 2: So I got through, but Jesus was a harrowing experience.
Speaker 2: Just this morning, big water hydrant and just exploded.
Speaker 1: I was going to say it wasn't that much rain.
Speaker 1: I was fire.
Speaker 4: Can you be those people on the news going drove
Speaker 4: through it?
Speaker 2: I realized the first thing I thought of, how embarrassing
Speaker 2: it to be fox popped.
Speaker 4: That's the thing.
Speaker 1: I'm talking the tires.
Speaker 4: You never seen those rack ale winch.
Speaker 1: To help you get out? Would that makes sense?
Speaker 2: It does, would work? Yeah, but surely they come in
Speaker 2: better colors.
Speaker 1: They do if you look at that Google search. So
Speaker 1: I come in black, gray.
Speaker 4: Colors, getting him on the discount.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's just the orange stands out. So you've noticed them?
Speaker 2: Do you know what I've noticed?
Speaker 4: What is it?
Speaker 2: Bright orange things on the side of the fo No, No,
Speaker 2: it's a chocolate brown. Oh, chocolate lovely. I love your hair,
Speaker 2: Thanks for I love it so much. It's so much.
Speaker 1: You guys are such lives to me. And he keeps going.
Speaker 1: He's dark, and you look away and you look like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's very dark.
Speaker 2: What was his Did you tell him you were coloring
Speaker 2: your hair?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: She put it on the ground.
Speaker 1: I put it on the ground because I wasn't going
Speaker 1: to I went into the cell. I'll tell you that,
Speaker 1: honest to God, truth. Or do you want to play
Speaker 1: song and I'll tell you after what happened?
Speaker 4: Okay, done, let's do that.
Speaker 6: Tell us about the saloon, salon.
Speaker 1: Down with the saloon, there was a situation.
Speaker 4: Hell are we in there for this time?
Speaker 1: Not too long? And I'll tell you only.
Speaker 4: Two days, Alex Warren to kick things off. We've got
Speaker 4: a huge show coming up today and god, we've got
Speaker 4: some tickets to give away. We'll give you all the
Speaker 4: details right after this on Nova Good Morning.
Speaker 1: Now, I was just saying that I've gone dark for
Speaker 1: the winter, dyed my hair chocolate brown, which sort of
Speaker 1: wasn't the plan. But as I said to you, on Friday,
Speaker 1: Paul and I decided we were having a very low key, quiet, wholesome, unsocial,
Speaker 1: booze free weekend, healthy food jim Sauna from sleep Well.
Speaker 2: Both Lauren and Paul sent me a was it a
Speaker 2: video or I think it was a video? And I
Speaker 2: was so impressed Paul.
Speaker 1: Was making chickens. Remember I said it ship season a.
Speaker 4: Wholesome chicken, shredded chicken, like electric saying coming jo.
Speaker 1: No, no, no no no. We were full health is
Speaker 1: wealth this weekend. So and we're on a bit of
Speaker 1: health kitchen. You know, I love going on like a
Speaker 1: month long health kick and then undoing it.
Speaker 2: And when you go through the undoing stage your fun,
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: They're undoing stages fun. So our friend Patty Rafter was
Speaker 1: in town. Pat loves a steak. Pat Rafter loves steak potatoes.
Speaker 1: That's about it. So he said, or do you want
Speaker 1: to catch up for lunch? And Paul called me on
Speaker 1: Friday saying, oh, we should go for lunch and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh god. And he goes, I've booked us
Speaker 1: the table at Francois, which is our favorite steak restaurant.
Speaker 2: And I was like, that's okay.
Speaker 1: On a Friday. How am I not going to have
Speaker 1: a glass of red wine with a steak on a Friday?
Speaker 4: That's it self control? Yeah, question, yes, do you have?
Speaker 1: So you know what I did? I said, Paul, you go,
Speaker 1: you order, you have entrees, you catch up with Pat.
Speaker 1: I was like, they'll definitely have a few wines. I
Speaker 1: don't want to do it, so.
Speaker 4: I don't put yourself in this.
Speaker 1: I do have self control, but I was like, ordered,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to the gym. You order the mains,
Speaker 1: let me know when you've ordered, and I'll come up.
Speaker 1: I got there, I sat down, I have my ar
Speaker 1: fill it. I saw about six people in the restaurant
Speaker 1: that I knew, and I looked at Paul and I said,
Speaker 1: we got to get out of here. This is a trap.
Speaker 1: So we ate and we left, and then I got
Speaker 1: home and we three o'clock two thirty on Friday, and
Speaker 1: I was like.
Speaker 2: She would have been buzzing.
Speaker 1: I've got nothing to do. So I called my hairdresser
Speaker 1: and said, I need to be busy. My phone was
Speaker 1: really all my friends calling, go meet me here for
Speaker 1: a drink, let's catch up, let's see this. And I
Speaker 1: called Marie over and I said, you got any appointments.
Speaker 1: I need to get out of the house and I
Speaker 1: need to get away from my phone and I need
Speaker 1: to be busy. She said, yeah, yeah, come in. I
Speaker 1: said me to get my head done. So I walked
Speaker 1: in and I was like, give me a transformation. So
Speaker 1: I decided in that moment I was going to dye
Speaker 1: my hair really dark for the winter, which is what
Speaker 1: I've done. Sat there for a couple of hours, maybe
Speaker 1: to avoid any social activity. Saw two people I knew
Speaker 1: at the headdresser, so go a bit of socializing in.
Speaker 4: Me want a champagne?
Speaker 1: Yeah, two want a one? And I was like, I'll
Speaker 1: have a herbal tea thank you, and they were like,
Speaker 1: Friday night, who are you? Anyway? After however, many hours,
Speaker 1: I got home to Paul cooking chicken sleep and I
Speaker 1: sat on the couch with both my dogs sitting next
Speaker 1: to me, and I said to Paul to like, my
Speaker 1: new your hair, and he goes, yeah, you look like
Speaker 1: the dogs. Excuse me, the three of you look exactly
Speaker 1: the same. You're exactly the same. And I actually do
Speaker 1: we look like we could make a calendar of all
Speaker 1: family photos of me.
Speaker 2: And there a greeting card, a card. It looks lovely,
Speaker 2: though it does hand on how this how.
Speaker 4: Your fiance is still alive? It is beyond me.
Speaker 2: I laugh.
Speaker 1: When I saw the fen I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I do look like.
Speaker 2: The I once sound dyed my hair a similar color weirdly,
Speaker 2: just out of nowhere. I don't know why. And everyone
Speaker 2: earned the nickname Suri because they thought it looked like
Speaker 2: Suri Cruise.
Speaker 1: It's nice when people give such lovely compliments when you
Speaker 1: spend all that time and effort trying to make a change.
Speaker 2: My mind went too dark and they all thought I
Speaker 2: was going through an email.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I had to dark hair makes you look very,
Speaker 1: very very pale.
Speaker 2: Well, look lovely. Give her a smack ot with Jason
Speaker 2: Marler in the morning. A good coat.
Speaker 4: Don't just gone eleven past six morning, Melburn. Let's check
Speaker 4: your underwork. He's a character. Old Jared Letto knows how
Speaker 4: to sing.
Speaker 1: Here's a character I've heard much about Jared Leto for while.
Speaker 1: He goes through stages where he's in the media a lot,
Speaker 1: and then he kind of dropped off the radar a bit.
Speaker 4: I think I was telling I interviewed him once hosting
Speaker 4: an event. They were playing it, and I was interviewing
Speaker 4: him once about the music. You do not ask about
Speaker 4: the movies when he's there promoting the music. He doesn't
Speaker 4: cross it does not cross pollinates.
Speaker 2: Really, is he what the bloke with the long hair?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's all sorts.
Speaker 4: Of heck yeah, gets fans on stage concerts.
Speaker 1: And kisses them and stuff.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, no, no, no, no, he's just he's an
Speaker 4: artist speaking Weepitch's quirky. Here at and over. We are
Speaker 4: sending you to the Summertime Ball in the UK. This
Speaker 4: is pretty cool. Later on this morning we'll give you
Speaker 4: a chance to head over there in the UK. Your
Speaker 4: queen is playing.
Speaker 3: Swim.
Speaker 2: What a lineup, Mariah Benson Boone.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, and your mate.
Speaker 2: Rita or jesse J.
Speaker 1: It's quite a lineup.
Speaker 2: I'd love when she's back.
Speaker 4: Will Smith, When is it? It is in the summertime
Speaker 4: in the UK, Lauren, So July August around you, it's
Speaker 4: our winter. It's when you want to go to Europe.
Speaker 2: Yes. The jesse J is very popular at the moment
Speaker 2: because price Tag has been reinvented on the Top.
Speaker 1: C J has one of the best voices I've ever heard. Lively,
Speaker 1: she's amazing.
Speaker 2: So everyone does the they lip sync to. The price Tag.
Speaker 1: Is a big thing on the top very much.
Speaker 4: So it's amazing, like a song can just come back
Speaker 4: like that.
Speaker 1: The Summertime Ball is the fifteenth of June.
Speaker 2: Well, that's soon, that's not far away. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: look at Clint's lip singing. Someone's been.
Speaker 1: Forget about the press tag. That wasn't lip sinking, that
Speaker 1: was not change chang.
Speaker 2: What about that? Continuing the bang I loved all right?
Speaker 4: Coming up later on in the show, close to nine o'clock.
Speaker 4: Start putting people on the stand by.
Speaker 1: Lest the winner is announced.
Speaker 2: Next Friday.
Speaker 1: Very quick turnaround and you're off to Europe.
Speaker 2: Head down to the post office. Get a little passport photo. Yeah,
Speaker 2: make sure.
Speaker 1: That's also remember that to go to some countries you need,
Speaker 1: like to go to America, you need at least six
Speaker 1: months past. I know a few people who have come
Speaker 1: undone recently, turning up to the airport with only because
Speaker 1: then it's kind of weird because they are past. I
Speaker 1: think it's got something to do with the fact that
Speaker 1: you can be out of the country for six months,
Speaker 1: so you need it to be.
Speaker 2: Because Champs worried that they might seek a silent.
Speaker 1: It's always been that. Yeah, if you get stuck there
Speaker 1: and you can't come back, then like why bali is
Speaker 1: the same ballets. It's always worth checking. I know people
Speaker 1: have turned up to the airport and been sent packing home.
Speaker 4: Especially after COVID. No one had their passport.
Speaker 1: Imagine getting there with all your bad ready to go
Speaker 1: on your one holiday for the year, and they're like, sorry,
Speaker 1: if you go, it's going to take me four weeks
Speaker 1: during a new passport. Can't get a refund on your flight.
Speaker 4: We only discovered we're going to Ballet.
Speaker 2: This is up to COVID. Did you get your suitcase
Speaker 2: wrapped in the plastic?
Speaker 1: No, you don't want a boogiey board situation.
Speaker 2: You get that plastic off at the other end.
Speaker 4: And it's not like I'm doing present. It's not fun.
Speaker 4: But we were about to go with three days, your.
Speaker 1: Little green check and suitcase.
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, And we looked at the kids passports and
Speaker 4: one of them didn't have six months and then it
Speaker 4: was emergency passport.
Speaker 1: Well, if he's an emergency going to a holiday in Bali,
Speaker 1: you can't be missing that.
Speaker 4: We left that one at home, but no child was
Speaker 4: I think it was the middle one.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He will get locked up
Speaker 1: in Bali. He shouldn't be allowed to be exactly of it, though,
Speaker 1: because he could go and work in the markets in
Speaker 1: Bali and really barter. Yeah, he'd holds strong. He wouldn't
Speaker 1: be bartered down. He'd say, you don't like it, you
Speaker 1: don't get it. See ya'd make a.
Speaker 4: Fortune, scammer of the family. Everyone else have a big weekend,
Speaker 4: we get apart from you.
Speaker 2: I had an interesting weekend. I was in Sydney.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, your schedule gives me anxiety. Anxiety like
Speaker 1: that song gives me anxiety.
Speaker 2: Too, I am. I went to a colleague's house on
Speaker 2: Saturday night. Hang on, hang on, it's weird now, hang on,
Speaker 2: how close to the colleague? Pretty close? I've been close colleague?
Speaker 2: That close or you're close enough to. I mean, here's
Speaker 2: the thing. I know the colleague from more of our
Speaker 2: dealings at work, not sort of in a social sense
Speaker 2: of definitely not in her home.
Speaker 4: Have you ever caught up with this colleague for like
Speaker 4: drinks or lunch outside of work?
Speaker 2: Uh, probably at a work function, not socially.
Speaker 1: No, you work on the same shot we did once.
Speaker 2: For a very brief from your favorite chart.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: The host of The Current Affair, Alison Langdon, I went,
Speaker 2: she looks like a bit now. I was in communicado
Speaker 2: with Lauren Phillips because she was giving me advice.
Speaker 1: I said, you better take a nice bottle, A nice bottle.
Speaker 2: He no. So I struggled to find a bottle shop
Speaker 2: near where I was staying because I was running late,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, what do I take? So I texted ahead,
Speaker 2: I said what do you need? And they said, we
Speaker 2: need some more beer. So I got there and there,
Speaker 2: you know what, It's like, there's that much beer these days.
Speaker 1: So I just grab a slab.
Speaker 2: I bought three different lots of six packs assortment.
Speaker 1: I was like, no, you can't take variety.
Speaker 2: Made up.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: I bought the hard super Dry, I bought the Corona,
Speaker 2: and I bought the sa here.
Speaker 1: You can't do that. You can't take an assortment. All
Speaker 1: our producers out there, quick snappole, can you do that? No?
Speaker 2: Absolutely not anyway, So I got the beer and then
Speaker 2: I'm texting Lauren. I said, hey, I'm going to Ali's house.
Speaker 2: I feel a bit I've got anxiety about it anyway,
Speaker 2: and she's like, and Lauren was doing little too, you know,
Speaker 2: to calm me. She goes, you should be anxious. You're
Speaker 2: going to a colleague house you've never but.
Speaker 1: You've also taken an assortment of beers.
Speaker 2: And she's sure you've got a nice bottle of wine
Speaker 2: or something.
Speaker 4: You're taking what they asked for, but surely you're taking
Speaker 4: something extra, like.
Speaker 1: A champagne or a wine.
Speaker 2: So I then had to re route the uber past
Speaker 2: another bottle shop to buy a nice bottle of champagne
Speaker 2: to present on arrival.
Speaker 1: Present you would have looked like a Jimmy Brings driver around,
Speaker 1: I said, friend.
Speaker 2: I said, I am your liquorland delivery driver. Lovely night, though,
Speaker 2: lovely house.
Speaker 1: The question or did they have a chef?
Speaker 4: Big drunk?
Speaker 2: Most of it? Okay, most of it? Yeah, it was
Speaker 2: very communal, very communal. Silver Jeffries was there also from
Speaker 2: Channel Jeffrey, Sylvia. Do I call Silver my mate?
Speaker 6: Silver?
Speaker 1: I feel like Ali Langdon would have a chef? What
Speaker 1: they should have a.
Speaker 2: We did a barbecue?
Speaker 1: Mike was on the barbecue.
Speaker 2: Was he on the tongs?
Speaker 1: Ali's husband a chef? I feel like if she was
Speaker 1: putting on a dinner party like that, she'd get it caterd.
Speaker 2: It's funny going to a colleague's house when you know
Speaker 2: you've only seen seen them more hung out with him
Speaker 2: at work.
Speaker 4: She gets to the door and rug boots and stuff
Speaker 4: like what did you?
Speaker 2: Kids? Everywhere kids. Yeah, very fairly friendly.
Speaker 1: What time did you leave?
Speaker 2: Look at that we don't need to I was next morning,
Speaker 2: oh bit after twelve?
Speaker 1: Time did the arm go off?
Speaker 2: About quarter to five? Have a nice house, at.
Speaker 4: A nice house, have a snoop, snooper.
Speaker 1: We can't do that. You can't ever ever admit it.
Speaker 6: Small snoop.
Speaker 4: Yeah, morning, Melbourne. This is Nober one hundred, tops of
Speaker 4: twenty one. We're going for today fifteenth. The moment not
Speaker 4: too chilly. I can expect showers later on today after
Speaker 4: lunchtime they're going to start rolling in.
Speaker 2: Looks up.
Speaker 4: We've got a bit of a wet week ahead. But
Speaker 4: I don't want to get ahead of myself. But next
Speaker 4: weekend's looking all right. Chili but farm is it?
Speaker 1: Okay? I'll take that.
Speaker 2: Might be beach weather, might be pool weather.
Speaker 4: Jayson, Look, it's a stretch for the Segway, but I'll
Speaker 4: go with it.
Speaker 2: For the sake of the Segway. Please do. James Magnuson
Speaker 2: Olympic swimmer swam.
Speaker 1: In the Olympics.
Speaker 2: Absolutely did not last night. No, no, A few ago. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: you know quite a I would say a respected, you know,
Speaker 2: revered in in some circles in swimming circles. Swimmer that
Speaker 2: is until now because he is or he has become
Speaker 2: the face of what is known as the enhanced games,
Speaker 2: which are now underway where athletes in many sports, many disciplines,
Speaker 2: that's not just swimming. You can go for their life
Speaker 2: with steroids.
Speaker 1: Performance enhancing drugs. Can you have? Is there anything bad
Speaker 1: or anything?
Speaker 2: It is? It is whatever you want, whenever you want,
Speaker 2: however you want. Now James Magnuson, he was always a
Speaker 2: bigger swimmer, tall guy, very muscular guy.
Speaker 4: You ready to see that?
Speaker 2: You want to see James Magnuson now, Oh oh, look
Speaker 2: at those lives. Small head, lookin.
Speaker 1: And cook at the neck, no neck, no chin all
Speaker 1: just head and neck.
Speaker 4: Look at the walls, the chest, the chest coming out
Speaker 4: the side of the swim suit, records bulging out.
Speaker 1: The song it looked like me after is a massive
Speaker 1: nothing like but steroids arellegal? No, not in competitive Olympic sports.
Speaker 2: Definitely not in competitives.
Speaker 1: Like you can get steroids, can't you? I Are they legal?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: They must be. Like you can't be saying we're going
Speaker 1: to do a supporting event when there's a million dollars.
Speaker 2: How you access them? I'm not sure to be honest,
Speaker 2: but they must be legal I do. I dare say
Speaker 2: that frowned upon froun. Let's go frown upon anyway.
Speaker 1: Like in the Olympics. You can't take pet tides in
Speaker 1: any sport, but lots of people take pep tides and
Speaker 1: from their doctor out I'll get them for muscle recovery,
Speaker 1: for healing.
Speaker 4: You hate watching adults doing athletics. You might you might
Speaker 4: write if someone's jump and.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean they must be taking legal performance
Speaker 1: enhancing drugs. I don't thin he could be taking. You
Speaker 1: couldn't be having four ecstasy tablets and going and doing
Speaker 1: the long jump.
Speaker 2: Surely, now that i'd watch sloly, that's run quick. Hell
Speaker 2: just let go of the sand up.
Speaker 1: Seventeen. It was on the one hundred Give.
Speaker 4: Someone else ago on the sand pit. It feels good,
Speaker 4: but come on, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know if they're legal or not.
Speaker 2: It was on this show last week that Arnie Tipmus
Speaker 2: joined us who is our Golden Girl, and says she
Speaker 2: this is this competition is deflating for athletes.
Speaker 4: By the way, remember he faced when we asked about it.
Speaker 2: You could just say the Greek athlete won the fifty
Speaker 2: broke a world record.
Speaker 1: But it's not really world record.
Speaker 2: It can't be. It can't be touched the wall in
Speaker 2: twenty point eight Narine beating the world record which is
Speaker 2: twenty point nine one. So the steroids only shaved off
Speaker 2: point zero to Wow, he didn't go through the wall.
Speaker 4: If he looks like James Mangusony, your missile, isn't it
Speaker 4: thirteen twenty incredible holk?
Speaker 1: He just swims and goes go with me?
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty for ten? Have you been on the roids?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 2: How easy is it to get here?
Speaker 4: In Melbourne?
Speaker 1: There you go? A message has just come through that
Speaker 1: they are illegal unless prescribed by a doctor.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not talking to doctor conn I reckon be
Speaker 2: pretty easy to get on the stat There are doctors
Speaker 2: who trade in roids, right, yeah, so I mean it's
Speaker 2: not hard to get.
Speaker 4: Surely that will affect his little missile.
Speaker 2: Well that's that's the worry.
Speaker 1: Should do many things to your body.
Speaker 2: I know, But like I mean, imagine your health. You know,
Speaker 2: your sperm count, all the rest of it. You'd be
Speaker 2: frying test us their own all the rest. Thirteen twenty fourteen,
Speaker 2: Doctor Chase.
Speaker 1: He'd be frying your sperm count.
Speaker 4: My bedside matter is not the best, is it. Maybe
Speaker 4: I'll stay out of the medical world.
Speaker 1: Doctor Hawkins, you're like doctor Nick from the.
Speaker 4: Citizens Great Abs, Mate.
Speaker 1: Hawkins, Hi, everybody, I'm doctor.
Speaker 4: J thirteen twenty four ten is our number? Have you
Speaker 4: been on the roids? And how easy is it to
Speaker 4: get here in Melbourne? You can remain completely anonymous thirty
Speaker 4: and twenty three.
Speaker 1: You've had them prescribed by a doctor and it's completely prescribed.
Speaker 4: Yeah, of course we like.
Speaker 1: It's like you can't buy weed, but you can you
Speaker 1: can get weed gummies prescribed.
Speaker 2: You can't medicinal medicinal, so they.
Speaker 1: Call the medicinal weed medicinal marijuana medicinal marijuana.
Speaker 2: People with says on the script attended Joiners here and over.
Speaker 4: Chaperone Pink Pony Club, Good morning Melbourne. You are on
Speaker 4: the air with Jason Lauren Clint here as well. We're
Speaker 4: doing to thanks so mate to sell already express and hey,
Speaker 4: coming up later on in the show when Republics coming
Speaker 4: back to town. Oh they've got some bangers, mate.
Speaker 2: Fantastic is two? I love right tunes.
Speaker 4: Well, we're gonna be a chance. Oh, there's many many
Speaker 4: said many. I'm going to play you many throughout the moon.
Speaker 2: Yes, what other one? Just to select many many others.
Speaker 1: People are very excited.
Speaker 4: Yes, and we're going to offload tickets just after seven
Speaker 4: o'clock for your chance to see one public.
Speaker 2: They are many many. You know.
Speaker 1: You got many manys in many locations.
Speaker 2: Have you found it?
Speaker 1: When one Republic labor arena.
Speaker 2: I'm glad you are fifteen next year. Put it in
Speaker 2: your diaries.
Speaker 4: Zarah Larson's going to be joining him. Get your tickets
Speaker 4: at live nation dot com dot au.
Speaker 1: Fifteen great Valentine's take great Yeah, day after Valentine's I.
Speaker 2: Love You, No play one of the ones you're going
Speaker 2: to play later? Okay, we'll set. People are talking about
Speaker 2: the enhanced games. James Madison, I don't know. Is he
Speaker 2: still an Australian hero Astra and on probably not went
Speaker 2: metals all that. He now says he feels eighteen again
Speaker 2: after being juiced.
Speaker 1: To reverse aged.
Speaker 2: Yeah. But he's big. He's big, he's bulging in the muscle.
Speaker 1: His body must be sore carrying all those muscles around,
Speaker 1: because when you really bulk up, it's like I imagine your
Speaker 1: body gets so big so quickly. It hasn't had the
Speaker 1: time to get to carrying that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know how he feels like, you know, don't
Speaker 2: look at me.
Speaker 4: I can't confirm it.
Speaker 1: Let's go to really bulk up from over.
Speaker 4: Eating thirteen twenty fourteen. How easy is it to get
Speaker 4: Royd's here in Melbourne?
Speaker 7: Pretty easy? Apparently there's a gym around the corner from
Speaker 7: from my place in Port Melbourne and there was a
Speaker 7: big thing operation a few months back, police everywhere and
Speaker 7: dragging out boxes of.
Speaker 1: Them being sold illegally at a gym. Did you try
Speaker 1: and Michael?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, who's everyone at that gym? Massive?
Speaker 7: Absolutely be big beat some big dogs roaming around there?
Speaker 2: A yeah, big dogs because it must be an addictive feeling,
Speaker 2: like just getting big and wanting to get bigger.
Speaker 1: No, I don't know. I've never had them, but you
Speaker 1: can't get them legally as well? Yes, but does a
Speaker 1: doctor do they prescribe them make you bulky? Or do
Speaker 1: they prescribe them for things?
Speaker 4: Let's go to whereby John morning?
Speaker 5: How's it going?
Speaker 2: Good? Mate?
Speaker 6: Good?
Speaker 4: Actually you're on them now?
Speaker 5: Yeah, So I when got my blood level checked, my
Speaker 5: blood's tested and found my testosterone was lower at forty three. Yep,
Speaker 5: so I pursue getting going to TRT so testosterone replacement therapy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and so you get from a doctor.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well I got it online. But if you down
Speaker 5: to like four you red levels between ten and thirty
Speaker 5: is normal and then if you're below that, you can
Speaker 5: go get it. And if you have four, you'll get
Speaker 5: on the PBS. Oh and then so yeah and until
Speaker 5: at seven And it's changed my life, really really made
Speaker 5: me huge different in my life. I don't get sore anymore.
Speaker 5: I'm putting on weight. I mean, so I've put on
Speaker 5: muscles but lost weight.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And is there side effects like in respects to.
Speaker 5: Like no, none, none.
Speaker 1: But I imagine when you're getting it from a doctor
Speaker 1: because you have a low testosterone level, that they're giving
Speaker 1: you a controlled amount. It's actually helping you get back
Speaker 1: to feeling your best.
Speaker 4: And compared to seeing Warren and anybody ship out.
Speaker 1: The back as opposed to that.
Speaker 2: John, you might think I was a sicko, but this
Speaker 2: is a serious question. Do you get more aroused?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: So now, like so forty three, are you know I
Speaker 5: used to like when I was young, like I'd sleep
Speaker 5: and wake up with the pitching a ten every night, Yes,
Speaker 5: and then now like forty three, even my labid. I
Speaker 5: was like, like, I'd get older like that and I
Speaker 5: would be interested, but I wouldn't be chasing it. Give
Speaker 5: you the hot tip and now sorry, you mean someone
Speaker 5: that's you know, on the same page, because when you've
Speaker 5: got a wife that you've been married to for twenty years,
Speaker 5: they're probably not really that interested in you.
Speaker 2: So you're waking up with one and you get sharing
Speaker 2: on the roys.
Speaker 1: There's probably something men don't talk about a lot about
Speaker 1: a low testosterone as you get older.
Speaker 5: Why do women have HRT?
Speaker 2: Well, I didn't even know you can go, I got
Speaker 2: mine done the other day. I get full bloods. So
Speaker 2: they give you a print out and tell you he's
Speaker 2: on the scale. But as Johnny Boyle was saying, you've
Speaker 2: got to be somewhere between what is it fifteen or ten,
Speaker 2: ten and thirty? I think scale thirty And.
Speaker 1: Not only is it about arraussal, but it also I
Speaker 1: think can affect you in a whole bunch of ways,
Speaker 1: like your energy levels and your doesn't it like testosterone recovery,
Speaker 1: all of that stuff.
Speaker 5: Your cans change your life John, Yeah, one hundred per
Speaker 5: game changer.
Speaker 1: There you go. But I think, yeah, there's that. How
Speaker 1: much juiced up games I do?
Speaker 5: I could do sets of one hundred, can of one
Speaker 5: hundred incline eighty?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you incline incline press? What's that like? An inclined
Speaker 2: barbelle press.
Speaker 1: I don't imagine difference a bench press.
Speaker 2: You're on an incline, not lying flat.
Speaker 4: They should put that in the name. Your mood, Jase,
Speaker 4: what do you mean?
Speaker 2: I think he needs to.
Speaker 1: Know your mood. Your mood's generally okay, yeah, my moods
Speaker 1: all right. If anything, it's too chrippy.
Speaker 2: More need a sedative.
Speaker 4: Yeah right, it's just got three past seven, get a
Speaker 4: check her out to work? The latest in years and
Speaker 4: then those tickets to One Republic coming up on number
Speaker 4: one hundred. To you, I was sitting in there last
Speaker 4: night and what city am I living in? With the
Speaker 4: police shooting in South Melbourne on Saturday and then the
Speaker 4: drama at Northland yesterday with the people at a shopping
Speaker 4: center again, which.
Speaker 1: So they kid gangs, Yeah, youth gangs.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think the concerning bit is like they're all known
Speaker 2: to each other.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the police came out and now, look, you know,
Speaker 4: not that it's comforting, but you know it was a
Speaker 4: targeted attack. Well you know what target in their backyard,
Speaker 4: not a bloody shopping center in.
Speaker 1: A public place.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 1: It's a worry. Now there are these maschete laws coming
Speaker 1: in which my timber September. They're trying to rus war.
Speaker 4: Why are we waiting till September? I don't get it.
Speaker 1: Well, I think it's is. I couldn't agree more. Just
Speaker 1: sort it out, But I guess I assume it's just
Speaker 1: trying to get but it's just red tours through.
Speaker 4: But it's red tape stuff. I just think when we're
Speaker 4: having these these sort of attacks, it's crazy. And the
Speaker 4: home invasions that have gone on in Melbourne, and that's great,
Speaker 4: I've said yet cool, we're going to change.
Speaker 2: The rules, but just bloody do it? How long does
Speaker 2: it take?
Speaker 1: But it shouldn't. We shouldn't have to wait until something
Speaker 1: like this happens, because.
Speaker 4: It will keep happening.
Speaker 1: It was contained that the police is saying, it was
Speaker 1: amongst two groups, but one person tries to intervene stop it,
Speaker 1: and an innocent person is injured. And we've got a
Speaker 1: much much bigger problem. And also people just spending a
Speaker 1: Sunday afternoon at a shopping center didn't have to deal
Speaker 1: with that kind of.
Speaker 2: Stit not at all, like terrible lockdown people are hiding
Speaker 2: in shops in Maya.
Speaker 1: Also, when there's not a great amount of communication, I
Speaker 1: think it's terrifying when you don't know what the situation is.
Speaker 4: Plus it was only just in the news, like it
Speaker 4: was the anniversary of that machete attack in Sydney at
Speaker 4: Bondo Westfield where several people were killed.
Speaker 2: Like it's just circumstance. But yeah, you're right, it's it's
Speaker 2: terrifying all the same.
Speaker 4: Letting my boys just roam around the shops at the
Speaker 4: moment with their mates. It's something we used to do
Speaker 4: as kids. You'd go out of the shops.
Speaker 1: But like, yeah, it's scary.
Speaker 4: I hate the red tape, I hate the politics behind it.
Speaker 4: Just get it done, pass these laws and clean this
Speaker 4: city up. In fact, if you were there yesterday, thirteen
Speaker 4: twenty fourteen is our number, we'd love to hear from you.
Speaker 4: All right, let's like the mood, guys, I found all
Speaker 4: one Republic bangers.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh it's a good one. Oh, this is
Speaker 1: a good one. Yes, so look coming up a collab
Speaker 1: with some on that one.
Speaker 4: It was indeed, and this one. They've done a lot
Speaker 4: of colab.
Speaker 1: They've done a lot of big co labs.
Speaker 4: We've got your chance to win tickets coming up inside
Speaker 4: the next twenty minutes. But on the other side of
Speaker 4: Sabrina Carpener.
Speaker 1: Loss, there was a situation in my street on the weekend.
Speaker 1: We had firebrigades, police officers. Yeah, it's kind of wild.
Speaker 4: Strippers or like real fire brigades and police officers.
Speaker 1: Real fire brigades, real police officers go there next. Hey, Clint,
Speaker 1: I sent your photo on the weekend. I think it
Speaker 1: was Friday night. I sent your photo and it said
Speaker 1: drama in my neighborhoods. So we have had You've heard
Speaker 1: me winging about it.
Speaker 4: You live in Melrose Place, like stuff's always going on.
Speaker 1: I know. I call the neighbor and they answered the
Speaker 1: phone like this, God, I love this street.
Speaker 4: You're Tom Hanks in the boom.
Speaker 1: It's like, what is happening?
Speaker 2: I've been seeing Tom Hanks and the Burbs, the what's
Speaker 2: the Burbs?
Speaker 4: Oh, great quick summation, great old school movie, Tom Hanks,
Speaker 4: Suburban Dad gets a bit grim, thinks he's neighbors are
Speaker 4: killing people.
Speaker 1: Oh no, but that's not happening. It's not that we.
Speaker 2: Comedy.
Speaker 1: You've heard about it for the last few weeks. How
Speaker 1: in my area, they've been redoing the gas pipes, so
Speaker 1: they've been digging up all the streets. And I still
Speaker 1: don't understand what they're doing. But they're redoing the gas pipes.
Speaker 1: And how they do it, I don't know. But they
Speaker 1: cut off the gas for a few hours. They dig
Speaker 1: up the actual street. The street's been blocked off. Our
Speaker 1: neighbors street has been blocked off, the street over has
Speaker 1: been blocked off, and it's a nightmare to get in
Speaker 1: and out of people, don't you Then you have to
Speaker 1: say live there, and they have to manove you around
Speaker 1: so you can get home anyway. They've been redoing the
Speaker 1: gas pipe, so everyone's sort of been on eage in
Speaker 1: our neighborhood every day.
Speaker 4: Every day.
Speaker 1: I complained every day, didn't they And then at the
Speaker 1: same time they decided to resurface the next two streets
Speaker 1: in the morning. I don't know, because I'm out of.
Speaker 2: Here and it's not a weekend job, no.
Speaker 1: So I'm out of the house early obviously, but I
Speaker 1: come home early and they're still there, and so everyone's
Speaker 1: sort of been on edge. And then on Friday night,
Speaker 1: friends of ours in the street were out and they
Speaker 1: had a babysitter at home with their kids, and they
Speaker 1: sent a text to the group on our street saying, guys,
Speaker 1: the babysitters just caught us in a panic, saying, she
Speaker 1: can smell gas. She's gone through the house. It doesn't
Speaker 1: seem like it's our house. She's gone outside. It's much stronger,
Speaker 1: and people it was like pink. People started writing about,
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, it is really bad. I can smell
Speaker 1: it too. I went out into our back courtyard. I
Speaker 1: was like, oh gosh, it's really strong. So obviously there
Speaker 1: are a few people in the street panicking because we'd
Speaker 1: had these gas works and a gas leak is not
Speaker 1: what you want.
Speaker 4: No, lucky you and poor are on a health kick
Speaker 4: this weekend because otherwise dark.
Speaker 1: I can't believe how many of us are sitting at
Speaker 1: home on a Friday night.
Speaker 2: Let's thought.
Speaker 1: We're a fun street anyway, So one of the guys
Speaker 1: was like, well, let's call a gas company and just say,
Speaker 1: are you guys aware we're a bit concerned about this,
Speaker 1: and when they called, they said, look, it's all right,
Speaker 1: we're on to it. We've had a few calls, so
Speaker 1: we're onto it. Next minute, are rare incomes the Fibrigate
Speaker 1: three Fiber three fire trucks roll up around with pol
Speaker 1: mm hmm. Didn't I pop out onto the street with
Speaker 1: real quick smile, check the gas out?
Speaker 2: Did you release the gas?
Speaker 1: Half the streets standing out on the street. Our friends
Speaker 1: who are out, we're like, don't worry, we're onto it,
Speaker 1: because they were stressed about their kids sleeping, absolutely and
Speaker 1: they got out and they went, nah, no, no, no, guys,
Speaker 1: it's not gas. It's kerosene. And they said does this
Speaker 1: often smell like this? And we were like noah. The
Speaker 1: whole street was like no, no, no, uh, it's kerosene.
Speaker 1: They said it's really strong. But someone must be burning
Speaker 1: those you know, those like you like, maybe someone's having
Speaker 1: a party, very social street like survivor. One of our
Speaker 1: friend's husbands was away with his daughter. He's taken on
Speaker 1: a daddy daughter trip and she had the house to herself,
Speaker 1: had all the school mums over, so we were like,
Speaker 1: maybe it's her, And we also thought you should knock
Speaker 1: on the door. Ten firemen that starting, well, all the
Speaker 1: school mums who have been at lunch all day are
Speaker 1: kicking ning bong, they ring the doorbell. They had girls
Speaker 1: thought they were strippers. Of course, so forty moms and
Speaker 1: eight firemen and the girls at the mum's party thought
Speaker 1: they were strippers. So they're like, come in, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: they said, any kerosene lamps out the back and they
Speaker 1: were like, what are you talking about? No, then they
Speaker 1: didn't have any kerosene lamps. But in the fireman went
Speaker 1: and they all studied dancing down the hall, very good
Speaker 1: sport loving it. Did a quick lap, made sure it
Speaker 1: wasn't their house. Danry, quick lap the house, quick lap
Speaker 1: of the house.
Speaker 2: Words, lucky women.
Speaker 1: They did the house. I realized it wasn't them, but
Speaker 1: they got right in the spirit of the master and
Speaker 1: I love our fieries. Gosh, they got there so quickly.
Speaker 1: Thankfully it was kerosene. It wasn't a gasoline and with
Speaker 1: someone in the street had a party and when the police,
Speaker 1: when the fibrigade turned up, they obviously went parties off.
Speaker 1: It wasn't the school moms.
Speaker 4: Though, did they leave with like could you see all
Speaker 4: the money in their pants tucked in.
Speaker 1: No, but I did say, gosh, I mon't set far
Speaker 1: to the tree out the front next weekend when Paul's away.
Speaker 1: We're good looking firemen.
Speaker 6: Was a.
Speaker 1: What about Bailey Smith?
Speaker 2: The comment Instagram? What's this?
Speaker 1: I sent it to you? So someone sent him an
Speaker 1: Instagram comment after the win suggesting he party using illicit substances.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, after.
Speaker 1: The game, and something along the lines of maybe after
Speaker 1: the Grand Final.
Speaker 2: No, he just he is his own man.
Speaker 1: He doesn't care. I thought the coach spoke quite I mean,
Speaker 1: you can't be doing that. But I thought the coach
Speaker 1: spoke quite well, saying it's a real fine line with
Speaker 1: these kids. We want them to be players, we want
Speaker 1: them to be social media stars. We want them to
Speaker 1: share their lives. They've got personalities. He's tried to give
Speaker 1: it back, and you know, and then we all blow
Speaker 1: up when they do something silly. It was a bit silly.
Speaker 2: But you do media training, don't you.
Speaker 4: Some of the.
Speaker 1: A good idea.
Speaker 2: My golden rule is if you have to ask yourself,
Speaker 2: should I post this? Be it a photo comment? The
Speaker 2: answer is probably no.
Speaker 1: But I don't think he thought should I do? He
Speaker 1: just thought, this is funny.
Speaker 2: He missed your media training, didn't He wasn't there.
Speaker 1: He just gave it back to someone who's giving it
Speaker 1: to him.
Speaker 2: Whoops.
Speaker 1: I think, did you get in trouble?
Speaker 2: Nah? I don't think so.
Speaker 1: He took it down all right.
Speaker 4: It is just gone twenty to eight, coming up after
Speaker 4: eight o'clock. We'll talk forty when Coxy joined us.
Speaker 1: Well, it's a good week for staying in. When the
Speaker 1: weather gets colder, I like to just take some time
Speaker 1: to spend it at home. Do some nest, sit by
Speaker 1: the fire, do some clearing. I don't do spring cleaning.
Speaker 1: I'm too busy having fun in spring. I like the
Speaker 1: winter cleaner, get rid of stuff, stay home. So this
Speaker 1: weekend Paul and I so the weekend just being Paul
Speaker 1: and I were like, we're having a weekend in and
Speaker 1: we loved it. We did all the things we never
Speaker 1: have time to do, including going to visit my nan,
Speaker 1: my beautiful Naan.
Speaker 2: How's she doing because she had a fall.
Speaker 1: She's got hip replacement. She's ninety for ninety three, I
Speaker 1: don't want to.
Speaker 2: She gets around better than meat, doesn't she She's great.
Speaker 1: She's back in the back in our in the family home.
Speaker 4: Still living alone like that care It blows my mind.
Speaker 1: Good on it where all we've got to make a
Speaker 1: bit more effort, which I think is a good reminder
Speaker 1: to everyone to go and visit your grand or your grandpa.
Speaker 1: You're lucky enough to have them, because sometimes you know
Speaker 1: whichatt and don't get out there very often. So Paul
Speaker 1: and I were like, let's go see Nan. She lives
Speaker 1: in Mount Waverley. So we went out to Mount Waverley
Speaker 1: to see my Nan. And I also lived in Mount
Speaker 1: Waverley when I was at school for part of it.
Speaker 1: And he can imagine how excited Paul was. And I said,
Speaker 1: why don't I show you.
Speaker 2: Around a tour of Judy tour.
Speaker 1: Of Mount Waverley where I mean he knows a.
Speaker 2: Lauren Phillips, like where, Yeah, did he go to Katrina
Speaker 2: Cakes in Hamilton place?
Speaker 1: I think it's not called Katrina's it is. It's called
Speaker 1: I think the Swiss Bakery or something.
Speaker 4: Sang on are you talking like Mount.
Speaker 1: Waverley village which has not changed literally we drove around
Speaker 1: it since my Nan was born. I think little shopping village.
Speaker 4: So this is that one of those cheap Hollywood start
Speaker 4: home tours that you see people NaN's.
Speaker 1: We went to the house I grew up in in
Speaker 1: my teenage years when I took a photo out the
Speaker 1: front and I said to my brother, God, I just
Speaker 1: want to knock on the door and go in and see.
Speaker 1: It is such a fun house to live in. And
Speaker 1: then I was like, this is this is where I
Speaker 1: went to school. This is a bus stop. Then I
Speaker 1: was like, actually, why don't we do the drive I
Speaker 1: used to do? So we did the drive from the
Speaker 1: bus stop to school. I did full two.
Speaker 2: What a crazy weekend we.
Speaker 1: Were board, let me tell you. So it was a
Speaker 1: great fun, exciting activity for us instead of sitting at home.
Speaker 2: So you drove the bus rout.
Speaker 1: We did the bus root High Street Road, Mount Waverley
Speaker 1: to gle Waverley. Then we went back up to all
Speaker 1: the way to Gleniro station. The bus that Clinton I
Speaker 1: used to catch the seven three four, which has been talking.
Speaker 2: About a lot of this our bus.
Speaker 1: Yes, and sometimes I used to take the train and
Speaker 1: I had this hideous hill from the train station. Was
Speaker 1: fine walking home, but walking into the shop, so we're
Speaker 1: a bus foundly I was like, this is the bus stop. Yeah.
Speaker 1: We actually so much talking about all the funny memories.
Speaker 1: It was all zoned. Yeah, and then but we've been
Speaker 1: talking about that bus route on this show yet because Clinton,
Speaker 1: you caught the same buses.
Speaker 2: I caught exactly the same bus station.
Speaker 4: I've never experienced it. No, no, no, I grew up on
Speaker 4: the meant streets of Brisbane. I've got the bus to screen.
Speaker 2: I've never experienced the what was the number seven three
Speaker 2: seventy four?
Speaker 1: I think at the glenar Glenaverley train station written in
Speaker 1: the concrete. If they haven't redone it since I was
Speaker 1: in high school, might have my name.
Speaker 2: That I wrote the train station. Yeah, around the.
Speaker 1: Back there's like a little at the back of the
Speaker 1: bus stop train station, there's a little walkway like a
Speaker 1: roll in the train lin. Yeah, just in the concrete
Speaker 1: there we all wrote our names.
Speaker 4: Guys. The good news is we got a bus.
Speaker 2: Yeah we do.
Speaker 1: It's not the bus, it's the Nova bus.
Speaker 2: It's the Nova bus.
Speaker 4: And on Friday we are going to take the show
Speaker 4: on the road and releave your high school bus.
Speaker 1: Who did the show from a bus? From the bus
Speaker 1: with you, Melbourne. If you want to come on our bus,
Speaker 1: keep listening because we're gonna should. We will do the
Speaker 1: seven three four route. The Glennar will add to it
Speaker 1: and we'll go you know, end up we'll come back
Speaker 1: to South Melbourne school. Who knows we will go back
Speaker 1: to the station.
Speaker 2: Do you still have your school uniform? I think I've
Speaker 2: got mine.
Speaker 1: I do have mine. Whether or not uniform, I don't clean.
Speaker 2: You have to beautiful. I might not.
Speaker 4: I'll be that we'll get to.
Speaker 1: I might need it taken out any I might have
Speaker 1: to pop down to the uniform.
Speaker 2: You've got got mine? Can you know where you was
Speaker 2: in tomorrow? By way background? I was a glen Waverley
Speaker 2: boy and you were a.
Speaker 1: Wesley College I definitely got my blazer.
Speaker 2: Question very different sit in the back seat because I
Speaker 2: was generally speaking the only public school boy on that bus.
Speaker 2: They dominated that bus a bit annoying the old girls.
Speaker 1: I was always intimidated by them because school there always
Speaker 1: in a big group.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm friends mid bus were standing up Ashwood Highs. Yes,
Speaker 2: sometimes you had stand so be a stand up job.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It would be awful if you're an adult trying to
Speaker 1: go to work, because it was a pilet of kids.
Speaker 4: At eight o'clock thirteen twenty four ten, right as we
Speaker 4: gear up to take the show on the road. On
Speaker 4: a bus on Friday? What was your bus memories at school?
Speaker 1: What happened on the bus?
Speaker 2: You know what I'd love? Did you meet your partner
Speaker 2: on the bar? Are you still together?
Speaker 4: Imagine that if you meet you meet your hobby on
Speaker 4: the bus.
Speaker 1: And my friend once ate too much fish and chips
Speaker 1: at the fish you know that fishing, and had chocolate
Speaker 1: milk and threw up on the bus.
Speaker 2: All good on there all.
Speaker 1: My dad middle.
Speaker 2: Shame, you'd never get on the bus again.
Speaker 1: I actually got on the bus thirty. It was what
Speaker 1: was that fish and chip shop called in gloomyavery, you
Speaker 1: know the one they did two dollars minimum chips.
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four to ten is our number. What's your
Speaker 4: bus memories from school?
Speaker 1: Did you fall in love? Did you accidentally throw up
Speaker 1: down the aisle?
Speaker 4: I used to I had a I caught the seven
Speaker 4: one six, and they used to run twos. It was
Speaker 4: so busy, but I'd have to check through the window
Speaker 4: see if the bully was on the bus, and then
Speaker 4: I'll get on the second.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, do you ever get your Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but didn't you get him? Later? In life.
Speaker 4: Yeah thirty. You just didn't realize he was doing it
Speaker 4: came on in.
Speaker 1: Republic thirteen twenty. Here's it too late, too late, too late.
Speaker 2: Thirty twenty four? Ten is out number? What was your bus? Remember?
Speaker 1: It happened on the bus.
Speaker 4: On Friday though, then over bus is coming. We are
Speaker 4: taking a trip down memory lane. We're taking the show
Speaker 4: on the road and we are going to go and
Speaker 4: do the show live from what bus route?
Speaker 1: The glenar Are seven three four bus route Glenar's station
Speaker 1: to glen Waveley station. We'll probably go glen Waverley to Glenar's,
Speaker 1: maybe start a bit before that, then go to glen
Speaker 1: Wayvy station and then maybe keep the route. Will extend
Speaker 1: the route.
Speaker 2: It's our stop in Mount Waverley.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we'll go via Mount Waverley, which the seven
Speaker 1: three or four bus does anyway.
Speaker 4: So you guys used to both catch this bus?
Speaker 2: We did? You?
Speaker 1: Clinton? I caught the same bus before we knew each other.
Speaker 1: Isn't that weirk?
Speaker 2: We have got against school uniforms for the weekend.
Speaker 1: Well, my mum's just text me and she got it.
Speaker 1: I said, does.
Speaker 2: She do alterations?
Speaker 1: She doesn't. Oh my gosh. She's just She goes going
Speaker 1: upstairs to look for a dress. I've got here's my blazer.
Speaker 1: I'll look at that. It's got all the prefeit colors.
Speaker 2: We got all the badges on it.
Speaker 1: It is my tie. I might need guess what it's
Speaker 1: got all the drama queen colors.
Speaker 2: Our number.
Speaker 4: We are talking bus memories, Lily. What do you remember
Speaker 4: from back in your day on the bus?
Speaker 1: What happens?
Speaker 8: Good morning guys. I actually, my partner and I we
Speaker 8: always used to like opon and now we used to
Speaker 8: just always look at each other on the buses. We
Speaker 8: actually never had like a coach to go off and
Speaker 8: talk to each other.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 8: We met each other when we were twenty, and then
Speaker 8: about three months into our relationship we realized we were
Speaker 8: the people always watching.
Speaker 2: No, that's amazing.
Speaker 8: Yeah, we now have three kids engaged.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 8: It was weird though, just like figuring out that we
Speaker 8: were the ones.
Speaker 1: How did you work that out? Were you like you? Familia?
Speaker 8: We were looking at photos from when we were younger,
Speaker 8: and we're like, hey, I used to talk at you.
Speaker 2: You're the guy.
Speaker 1: It's awesome because probably if you had a I mean
Speaker 1: not probably but maybe if you had have dated when
Speaker 1: you're fifteen or something, it might not have worked out
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 2: You know who?
Speaker 4: I feel sorry for the kids because how many times?
Speaker 4: How many times does my dad drags play your back?
Speaker 3: Then?
Speaker 4: Hey, Lily, how many times do you guys drag out
Speaker 4: the bus story in front of the girl? Oh my god,
Speaker 4: that's a chat, I know.
Speaker 1: Let's turn her up and let her talk quick. You're
Speaker 1: turning it down, Lily. What'd you say? You loved that
Speaker 1: he had another girlfriend? Did he have a girlfriends?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, always you'd always have another different girl.
Speaker 4: Maybe down on the bat just didn't hear him. Let's
Speaker 4: go to.
Speaker 2: Smart Good morning, Hello, how are you going? Were good
Speaker 2: bus memories?
Speaker 4: What do you got?
Speaker 10: I used to always want to sit at the seat
Speaker 10: opposite the back door so I could make a quick exit.
Speaker 10: But that wasn't great because one day a group of
Speaker 10: guys through in a dead rats pranks. It landed on
Speaker 10: your lap, It landed on my lap. I was so
Speaker 10: just like, I just screamed it and cried all the
Speaker 10: way home.
Speaker 2: How are we?
Speaker 10: I think I was in year eight?
Speaker 1: Oh did anyone help you?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 10: Like it was a poor girl bus and they were
Speaker 10: all like screaming.
Speaker 1: And imagine a bus full of year eights having a
Speaker 1: dead year old girls having a dead rat on it,
Speaker 1: the screeching, the poor driver.
Speaker 4: That's all I want to chat to some one day
Speaker 4: this week. How did the bus drivers do the school route?
Speaker 2: There's only one thing worse than a dead rat, the
Speaker 2: smell of a dead rat, and that is a teenager
Speaker 2: with no deadorant? Which is this that often wafted through
Speaker 2: the seven three or four? Didn't it like r actually
Speaker 2: on the way home? You know, not the boys I
Speaker 2: hung out way boys.
Speaker 1: That's why I didn't talk to you, obviously, because you smelled.
Speaker 1: I liked the smell of Lynx Africa and follow my
Speaker 1: nose until.
Speaker 4: I found them on thirteen twenty four to ten, I
Speaker 4: watch your memories from the school bus.
Speaker 9: So I actually met my future husband on the cool.
Speaker 1: Now what bus was it? Was it a public bus
Speaker 1: or a school bus?
Speaker 9: It was a school run bus. It was high by
Speaker 9: the local company because he lived up in the country.
Speaker 2: More so, what was and what was the route? Sorry?
Speaker 2: What was the journey?
Speaker 9: So it was heel still to Lily del High. Okay, right, yep,
Speaker 9: so up in the country I was fourteen when I
Speaker 9: first met him, and it was thirty four because he
Speaker 9: was a bus driver.
Speaker 2: He was.
Speaker 1: He was, he was thirty four and you were fourteen.
Speaker 9: Correct, that was when we first met.
Speaker 4: And obviously nothing happened to the track come.
Speaker 9: Down, No, no, So I used to get picked on
Speaker 9: by the other kids on the bus and one day
Speaker 9: they physically attacked me and try to strangle me. So
Speaker 9: he jumped in to defend me, and after that I
Speaker 9: was done. In instructions, I had to sit behind the driver,
Speaker 9: even if he wasn't driving the run. If the driver
Speaker 9: was there, I was basically underbust protection. And so we
Speaker 9: would talk for hours and hours. We were driving from
Speaker 9: lily Dalla, where I lived, and everything like that.
Speaker 4: The story is just a roller coasters.
Speaker 2: So so okay, no, there needs to be a follower.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Nothing happened until much later.
Speaker 2: I told it's fine, and it just quickly So when
Speaker 2: did you? When did you? You're not?
Speaker 1: How old enough?
Speaker 2: Okay? Where and when? And how?
Speaker 9: Well? Well we're always it's been nut because he drove
Speaker 9: my bros brod up till I finish school. So yeah,
Speaker 9: and now we've been married for three years.
Speaker 2: Oh beautiful, what a finish? Does he still drive a bus?
Speaker 2: What a lovely ending? Any questions learned? Good morning Melbourne.
Speaker 4: Here we go your chance to win five thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: Let's go to North Colfield this morning.
Speaker 1: A Ross, good morning, Good morning Lauren. Good it's nice
Speaker 1: to have you here.
Speaker 2: Are you Ross? I've got clean here as well.
Speaker 1: And a good morning Clint.
Speaker 2: Oh hi, Ross, good morning to him.
Speaker 4: Also special guest, because I believe you're a Pies fan. Ross, Absolutely,
Speaker 4: Mason Cox has just rolled in mate.
Speaker 1: On your Ross.
Speaker 4: All right, Russell, I believe you want to go for
Speaker 4: five hundred dollars this morning.
Speaker 2: Is that right? Yes, that's that's correct, all right.
Speaker 4: Five hundred dollars up for grants, five hundred dollars. How
Speaker 4: this works is you will hear a question.
Speaker 1: Clint Crack because Ross said good morning Jason. But that's
Speaker 1: because Jason.
Speaker 2: Good morning to hear.
Speaker 1: No, he didn't say good morning Lauren until I said
Speaker 1: good morning Ross. And then you throw your arms in
Speaker 1: the air because Ross, Ross, would you've caused commission? You're
Speaker 1: friends with Clint, aren't you?
Speaker 2: Ross? My little cousin Clink interviewed him the Olympic.
Speaker 1: Oh, who's your little cousin Daniel. Oh yeah, yeah, Well
Speaker 1: interview Daniel about.
Speaker 2: Ross Clint to remember what was it?
Speaker 1: What was it about, Clint?
Speaker 2: If you're such good friends with Daniel? Was they're supporting
Speaker 2: one of the Australian athletes? Right?
Speaker 1: Correct?
Speaker 9: He done?
Speaker 2: Remember lovely young Chappie is lovely Daniels.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I've got Daniel's uncle Ross, Ross.
Speaker 2: Send him my best.
Speaker 4: Absolutely. That was Clint saying send him really, maybe we
Speaker 4: play the game. Okay, all right, So Ross, you are
Speaker 4: going to hear a question. You will hear a three
Speaker 4: two one. You must answer in that time. Okay, sure,
Speaker 4: I reckon, I reckon. You're going to get this Ross
Speaker 4: five in the back.
Speaker 2: Here we go in what decade was television invented?
Speaker 1: Three one Russia the twenties?
Speaker 2: Raw.
Speaker 1: Yes, we'll give Ross something though, because I love it's
Speaker 1: very friendly.
Speaker 4: Well, i'll tell you what. How about Jack your double
Speaker 4: to the Rising Festival. It's returning to Melbourne and kickstarts
Speaker 4: June four with mind bending art music performances. That so
Speaker 4: details at rising dot com. Sorry, Rising dot Melbourne is
Speaker 4: a place to go, but we'll check you some tickets okay.
Speaker 2: Thanks very much, appreciate this. Hey, ROSSI than who is
Speaker 2: the Magpie is going to go all the way this year?
Speaker 2: Fingers crossed.
Speaker 1: Listening answer there, Hesitan, You've got to pump up for
Speaker 1: the boys.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, yes, go Pies.
Speaker 4: Talking forty with Mason Cox on the other side of
Speaker 4: Benson Boone. This is number one hundred that well you
Speaker 4: are on the air with as Lauren Clint's here as well.
Speaker 4: End It's been a minute for that boys back the Pies,
Speaker 4: mister Mason Cox Saaloh.
Speaker 6: Good, it feels good. It's good to be back to.
Speaker 2: See you are.
Speaker 1: Do you have any like ailments or injuries? Every time
Speaker 1: I say you've got a black eye or even another
Speaker 1: black eyes? Yeah, people even reach your eyes.
Speaker 6: Well the thing is are going for the ball and
Speaker 6: they only get to the head.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 6: That's how it works.
Speaker 4: Are looking good?
Speaker 6: Are you still on the bandwagon? I'm not sure.
Speaker 2: I never changed, You've never You've been flipping a little bit.
Speaker 2: You're quite partial to the Hawks. Hawks, and we're playing
Speaker 2: the Hawks this Friday night, jas Hawkins Cup. Whoever wins.
Speaker 4: Now, I'm pires through and through, but it's going to
Speaker 4: be a bloody interesting match against the Hawks.
Speaker 2: Shall be battling a bit the Hawks.
Speaker 4: Well you know why every time Nick Watson doesn't come
Speaker 4: on the show, they lose.
Speaker 1: Now, I'd like to see you standing next to Nick Watson.
Speaker 1: You're very different heights.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we are very different. I think Daniel want to say,
Speaker 6: is the shortest in the league?
Speaker 2: Play the Doggies? Yeah?
Speaker 6: The Doggies. No, he plays North North Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Last year.
Speaker 1: The tallest inving you're looking at him?
Speaker 6: If I played ever play It's kind of cool stuff,
Speaker 6: you know. There's a little like school visits and stuff.
Speaker 6: That's always the fun fact that gets the kids across.
Speaker 2: What size is your shoe of like seventeen seventeen?
Speaker 6: I'm not a school like a normal human. Can you
Speaker 6: take it off?
Speaker 1: Custom made shoes?
Speaker 2: This is radio that.
Speaker 6: No one can see it?
Speaker 2: Take it up?
Speaker 6: Jah my god, I have a look. Yeah that's have
Speaker 6: a look a whof I fit like a dog in
Speaker 6: my shoes and they just that's nuzzle in there.
Speaker 2: Can you put that up to earie like max O smart? Hello? Hello?
Speaker 2: That is message?
Speaker 1: Did just buy them in a shoe shop?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 6: No, no, no, no clothes and that stuff that's all overseas in.
Speaker 1: America American sizes.
Speaker 2: Do you not go to high and mighty?
Speaker 6: Yeah and mighty.
Speaker 2: It's a big shop.
Speaker 6: I need a sponsorship.
Speaker 4: Are you even the scuba because your flippers would be huge?
Speaker 6: It was certified and I did our flippers.
Speaker 1: What about swimming? Are you a fast swimmer?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 6: Terrible, I'm a sinker. I'm not a swimmer.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, hands and that big.
Speaker 6: You would think i'd be better. I'm just terrible. I
Speaker 6: don't know why.
Speaker 1: But did you learn when you were little?
Speaker 6: No? It was the thing in America. So we don't
Speaker 6: really care about swimming as much needs to know who
Speaker 6: helps massive.
Speaker 2: So you talk a bit of.
Speaker 1: How do you feel that the juiced up games?
Speaker 6: That is wild? Actually not a massive fan of it,
Speaker 6: like I mean obviously being an athlete through such a
Speaker 6: rigorous process of being able to make sure everything's ticked
Speaker 6: off from a wider standpoint, which is like the drug administration.
Speaker 4: So I was just going to ask just about that
Speaker 4: because we had Orion tipmos in last week and we're
Speaker 4: talking about it, and for the people don't know, juiced
Speaker 4: up games is pretty much.
Speaker 1: Be enhanced enhanced. That's where you can have whatever whatever
Speaker 1: you want, performance enhancing drugs are allowed.
Speaker 4: I was telling us how just randomly, she could be
Speaker 4: at home in a restaurant, she has to tell the
Speaker 4: drug people where she is so they can come and
Speaker 4: test you. You guys would be the same in season.
Speaker 6: Yeah, anywhere we go. I mean, like if it's in
Speaker 6: like original Melbourne, yeah, that's fine. But for bye week,
Speaker 6: we have to tell them where we're going, where we're staying,
Speaker 6: Like how like where we are if I'm going to
Speaker 6: the Gold Coast, I think for bye week, I have
Speaker 6: to tell them what like hotel I'm staying at, just
Speaker 6: so if they do want to drug test me through
Speaker 6: that time frame, we have to be able to be available.
Speaker 4: But it's not like specific that I'm going to see
Speaker 4: the two tenth session of Mission Impossible.
Speaker 2: Sound now.
Speaker 6: I mean like if I go back to the States,
Speaker 6: is that a hussle?
Speaker 1: If you go actually don't want to go to the
Speaker 1: Gold Coast? To inform someone.
Speaker 6: There's an app you have to update, date you there
Speaker 6: in the time, all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2: You're okay with the whole them following you in to
Speaker 2: produce the sample.
Speaker 6: George is a legend guy, George, is it?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: George very familiar?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's better because you could get stage different people.
Speaker 6: Do you get stage? No, you're pretty not really, I'm
Speaker 6: pretty good. Yeah, people do that. You've got to chug
Speaker 6: I think hardrated. Sometimes it's actually tough to.
Speaker 1: People say they're for hours. Sometimes.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we got the same person.
Speaker 2: Now was the lucky escape at the weekend? Not really,
Speaker 2: I mean you seem to you seem to be you know,
Speaker 2: well three quarter time, after three quarter time he kicked away. Yeah.
Speaker 6: I mean North Melbourne we had the big comp come
Speaker 6: back in against them last year and yeah, they start strong,
Speaker 6: so you know, they have time. I think it was
Speaker 6: pretty close, and then at three quarter time we kind
Speaker 6: of started to get onto you know, the game plan
Speaker 6: we wanted to play and everything else. You got to
Speaker 6: wind pretty easily, I guess. But they're a good team.
Speaker 2: A few players the Pies.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I want to come back and chat about that
Speaker 4: on the other side of this, because there was some
Speaker 4: major dramas know, if you're aware laws just hours.
Speaker 2: Before the game I heard about this.
Speaker 4: We're going to come back and chat about it on
Speaker 4: the other side of this. Mason Cox John, Yes, this
Speaker 4: morning twenty four plast eight.
Speaker 2: This is a nover. We are talking the pies. This
Speaker 2: hasn't just pray kick.
Speaker 1: This has praen scary, no pan, no real.
Speaker 2: It's kind of going.
Speaker 8: Water.
Speaker 4: Fourth quarter makes some cops is in the house. Yeah,
Speaker 4: a lot of players.
Speaker 1: Out what's happening.
Speaker 6: It's a few a few injrews at the moment. Yeah,
Speaker 6: I think pedals are in the morning. Had like food poisoning.
Speaker 2: That was just the one off.
Speaker 1: Nothing worse food And you think you're going to turn
Speaker 1: a corner any minute. You're like, I'm going to get better.
Speaker 4: You don't want to do yourself in the middle of
Speaker 4: marble well, especially when they're wearing the white shorts.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And also when you have food poison you never know
Speaker 1: if it's food poisoning or gastro. You don't want to
Speaker 1: be gastro guy and give it to everyone, especially when
Speaker 1: you got little kids because you catch things anyway. I
Speaker 1: hope he's feeling better.
Speaker 2: No one you made in away match. You're in the
Speaker 2: white shot.
Speaker 6: Agree, that's last shot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mark off.
Speaker 4: Let's check about him because he got a call up
Speaker 4: only hours is amazing the game.
Speaker 2: Take a listen. I was actually doing some renos on
Speaker 2: my house. So's that Bunny and I got a I
Speaker 2: got a call from Fly.
Speaker 11: I couldn't really hear him. I thought he said, we've
Speaker 11: got two out. This is about three thirty and and
Speaker 11: I thought he just meant come as an emergency. And
Speaker 11: then I hear him talking about you can play forward,
Speaker 11: you can play a wing, if you can play back,
Speaker 11: You're very versatile. You've got a good head on you, like,
Speaker 11: just get down here. And I've hung up, and I thought,
Speaker 11: I think he said sub But I'm not sure.
Speaker 6: What time was the game, But it's just a casual snag,
Speaker 6: you know, just.
Speaker 1: Just getting ready to build a dog kennel in the bat.
Speaker 2: Replacing his floor boys.
Speaker 1: Hang on what happens, because don't you normally have a substitute. Anyway, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it went down, the.
Speaker 6: Pedels went down, and I think Bobby What didn't play either,
Speaker 6: so we had two. So then yeah, Bobby Hill. So
Speaker 6: we pulled up this up legend, one of my favorite
Speaker 6: people I've ever met. So we pulled up Wine. Then
Speaker 6: we had to bring another one for the emergency list
Speaker 6: onto it. So I think at that point he wasn't
Speaker 6: even on the emergency list. We had to like upgrade him.
Speaker 6: It was a whole thing.
Speaker 1: So did he actually play?
Speaker 6: Yeah, kicked a goal. Great celebration you oversea?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What did he do?
Speaker 6: He went like this, just because there's baby Lennox, he's
Speaker 6: like one years old, just.
Speaker 2: To drop everything, drop everything.
Speaker 1: What do you think he's going to say to the coach? Sorry,
Speaker 1: going to stick with the office Renolds today?
Speaker 2: Well, he got up the next morning and he finished
Speaker 2: the job. He took to Instagram to show that he
Speaker 2: was doing the doing the work.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I'm sorry to do this, but I wanted
Speaker 4: to test out the loyalty that our boy Mason would have. Gosh,
Speaker 4: so this morning when he.
Speaker 1: Arrived, did he drop everything for you?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I went out to have a quick chat with it.
Speaker 4: What he doesn't know I was recording it.
Speaker 2: I just wanted to see, hey, mate, do you know
Speaker 2: what he's talking about?
Speaker 4: Exactly?
Speaker 2: What spot? I'm going to spot a brother?
Speaker 4: Will you help me out short notice?
Speaker 2: Take a listen.
Speaker 4: I meant to wring you about something a couple of
Speaker 4: weeks ago, and I did.
Speaker 2: That's going to forget.
Speaker 4: What's the chance of getting you to pop into their
Speaker 4: school because they're doing a big footy thing.
Speaker 6: When is it today? What time like three o'clock? I
Speaker 6: don't know that we're training two.
Speaker 4: I'm just look, I can get you in earlier. It's
Speaker 4: like a footy day that it's like a footy camp.
Speaker 4: And I was supposed to ask you a few weeks
Speaker 4: ago to text now eleven.
Speaker 2: You can't do.
Speaker 6: I've got Chreney three o'clock on the It wouldn't be
Speaker 6: like that's right. I like an absurd ask on the
Speaker 6: day on the morning terrible.
Speaker 2: I thought you were.
Speaker 6: Serious because I was like, this is I mean, that's
Speaker 6: just Craig.
Speaker 2: And Craig called again said hey, could.
Speaker 6: Right just three hours again?
Speaker 1: Do you actually have training or did you just try to.
Speaker 6: The school eleven team meetings at four today?
Speaker 2: That's the great thing.
Speaker 4: You are such a nice guy that when I was
Speaker 4: doing it was like annuinely.
Speaker 1: Will drop had this idea And I was like, oh, I'm.
Speaker 2: Not a good actress. I couldn't look for but you would.
Speaker 2: You would have dropped.
Speaker 1: It's so nice to see you, to see again visit
Speaker 1: us just quickly.
Speaker 2: You're doing a pod with ESPN.
Speaker 6: ESPN podcast comes down every week, which is cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: AFL on AFL Yeah, So trying to get into them
Speaker 6: and see if maybe some opportunities can come for a
Speaker 6: long time.
Speaker 2: Suck.
Speaker 1: Many people in America watching America America think they think
Speaker 1: Australians are crazy, playing for the AFL right.
Speaker 6: I think Australians. They think Australians are crazy in general,
Speaker 6: the deadliest animals and everything else. And then the kangaroos
Speaker 6: jumping around everywhere like they really expect it.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 1: It's when they get off the plane and kangaros in
Speaker 1: the backyard.
Speaker 4: Mason Cox joining us on the air. Good to see Cox,
Speaker 4: always good to see. Thanks comingy mate. Let's talk breaking
Speaker 4: news that's just come through this morning. Off the back
Speaker 4: of the north Land shopping Center going into lockdown because
Speaker 4: of the ma Etty attack yesterday.
Speaker 1: Terrible scene.
Speaker 4: Just Ciner Allen, the Premier has spoken this morning finally
Speaker 4: announcing when we're going to be taking these machetes off
Speaker 4: the shelves.
Speaker 12: We announced in March that we would be moving quickly
Speaker 12: and safely to bring about Australia's first machete ban. This
Speaker 12: comes also off the work that has been done to
Speaker 12: provide Victoria Police with expanded knife search powers, which has
Speaker 12: seen a record number of these dangerous weapons being seized
Speaker 12: and taken off the streets by Victoria police.
Speaker 4: And quick enough.
Speaker 2: Well, to be fair, it's Australia's first ban, like it's
Speaker 2: the first jurisdic first jurisdiction in Australia to I get that,
Speaker 2: but to be happening, it should be nationwide. Why why
Speaker 2: Victoria's first date? Well that's yeah, well I don't know.
Speaker 2: But what the point she was making was that Victoria's
Speaker 2: a first date in Australia.
Speaker 4: I get that.
Speaker 1: Now do I even need to pat ourselves on the
Speaker 1: back for that?
Speaker 4: No, exactly right. I think all the states should be
Speaker 4: following suit, and I think it should be something we
Speaker 4: should have done a long time.
Speaker 2: Yeah. What I would say is it's from Wednesday. So
Speaker 2: from Wednesday this week it'll be illegal to sell machetes
Speaker 2: in store.
Speaker 4: Oh great, we'll give them notes to run out and
Speaker 4: buy them.
Speaker 1: Is it currently legal to sell them?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, fishing stores don't even go into it.
Speaker 1: You know, But like, its just and what happens are
Speaker 1: they changed? Are they making them rule stricter for people
Speaker 1: who are caught with them? Do we know?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the knife crime wars have been have been tightened apparently.
Speaker 4: The thing it annoys me is they say they've been
Speaker 4: working on it, and they obviously fast tracked it on
Speaker 4: the weekend because of what went down at the Northland
Speaker 4: shopping Center. It's like, why do we have to wait
Speaker 4: for these things to happen for us to then go
Speaker 4: all right, quick, let's do it three days.
Speaker 1: Well, look, hopefully this is a positive step.
Speaker 4: Forward because look, it was crazy scenes. I don't know
Speaker 4: if you guys saw any of the footage on the news
Speaker 4: last night. Peena is one of our listeners.
Speaker 1: She was there good morning, morning morning at Norland.
Speaker 3: Yes, a very scary experience. So it was about two
Speaker 3: thirty in the afternoon and I was going into Northland
Speaker 3: via the came out entrance and as I was going in,
Speaker 3: there were like big crowds of people at the entrance,
Speaker 3: and as I was going, you know, further into the
Speaker 3: shopping center, there was more people. I thought, what's going on?
Speaker 3: I thought, either it's in a promotion like.
Speaker 5: Those La La Lulu dolls or.
Speaker 3: Yeah, or maybe an influenza, or like we've just got
Speaker 3: this new kabbat place that's bringing out tens of thousands
Speaker 3: of people in Preston. I've gone, what's going on? Anyway?
Speaker 3: As I got further into the shopping center. I started
Speaker 3: seeing people running, running from the main part of Northland
Speaker 3: running out to the entrance. What's going on, I said,
Speaker 3: what's happening? To what's happened? They go NiFe, knife stabbing.
Speaker 3: They're stabbing everyone there the panic and you just look
Speaker 3: on people's faces. And I just turned around bolted. And
Speaker 3: as I was getting to the car, you know, you
Speaker 3: see families. There's a family holding their child and their
Speaker 3: arms running with the pram. There's sheer panics. They don't
Speaker 3: know what's going on, but you know.
Speaker 8: You hear this.
Speaker 3: So got in my car, locked myself in, but I
Speaker 3: couldn't get out because it's an undercover car park. Wood
Speaker 3: Street was blocked with all the other cars from the
Speaker 3: back of Northland trying to get out. So I was
Speaker 3: trapped in my car.
Speaker 4: Imagine the chaos, just like.
Speaker 3: Two hours two. I didn't get out until four thirty.
Speaker 3: It could not get out. There was just cars all
Speaker 3: around me.
Speaker 1: Was coming in Peanut So was there any alarms or
Speaker 1: sirens telling you to stay where you are?
Speaker 3: No, So, just before the police arrived, we heard people
Speaker 3: like there was like an overspeaker announcement. You know, please,
Speaker 3: you know calmly, no, not even evacuate, please calmly leave
Speaker 3: the shopping center and everything. Then I see the police come.
Speaker 3: Then I saw the SWAT team come, you know, all
Speaker 3: get it up. Oh my god, what's happening?
Speaker 2: Did you feel vulnerable waiting in your car?
Speaker 3: Oh gosh, yeah, yeah. I got in my car. I
Speaker 3: locked myself here and I just cried. I cried tears.
Speaker 3: I rang my husband, I rang my fame and go
Speaker 3: and comes so scared. I don't know what's happening. And
Speaker 3: I was only like two cars parked away from that entrance,
Speaker 3: so who knows. I mean, at one point that's we're
Speaker 3: running in saying stop, please, stop please, and they're going
Speaker 3: up above it, and I didn't know what's happening on
Speaker 3: my car.
Speaker 2: He's still so emotional today.
Speaker 4: It's really still talking about it.
Speaker 3: But just to look on people's faces and just the chaos, I.
Speaker 4: Think it's knowledge is power, and not knowing what's going on.
Speaker 2: That's that's the scary.
Speaker 1: Bit, especially because we've seen things like this happen before.
Speaker 4: Well, I think that's where my mom instantly went to
Speaker 4: was the Machelle attack in Sydney.
Speaker 1: Course everybody would think that and you just don't know
Speaker 1: how bad it is, and it's it's it's overwhelming and
Speaker 1: it's scary to be in that situation. And Peter, I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry you were caught up in it. There were
Speaker 1: hundreds of people caught up in this over the weekend
Speaker 1: in Melbourne and it seems we never want to see.
Speaker 4: Hey, thanks for jumping on this morning, mate.
Speaker 2: Take take care of yourself.
Speaker 3: I will think.
Speaker 1: Thanks Peena.
Speaker 4: I feel for everyone who witnessed that yesterday because that
Speaker 4: sort of stuff stays with you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's scary.
Speaker 4: We're having a debate off the year earlier about security
Speaker 4: guards in shopping centers and whether they should be armed
Speaker 4: at least with like pepper spray or tasers.
Speaker 2: You're strongly against.
Speaker 6: A clip, absolutely not.
Speaker 2: You can't have them. Well, because you can't have a
Speaker 2: private security guard armed taking matters making that judgment call
Speaker 2: that Alice or or a pso you know a sworn
Speaker 2: member should be making you can't have a private security guard.
Speaker 4: Well, then why don't we look at the way we
Speaker 4: choose our security guards and the courses they go through
Speaker 4: center make it more strict that So then otherwise what's
Speaker 4: the point.
Speaker 2: The only point, the only way to do it is
Speaker 2: to have sworn members PSOs or police officers, public safety
Speaker 2: safety officer and they're sworn members.
Speaker 4: Then let's make it that shopping centers now have to have.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you're not like, oh jeez, it's a slippery
Speaker 2: slave letting, letting letting a security officer, a security a
Speaker 2: security guard, make that on the spot call.
Speaker 4: I get frustrated at this argument because what's the point
Speaker 4: in them being there at the moment? Then why are
Speaker 4: they're there?
Speaker 2: Well, they're they're patrolling and what are they going to do?
Speaker 4: They can't do anything.
Speaker 2: I just don't want security guards armed with.
Speaker 1: I agreezers and those weapons shouldn't be handed out willy nilly.
Speaker 1: But perhaps we need to step up the security in
Speaker 1: terms of PSOs in shopping centers and these these high
Speaker 1: traffic areas well.
Speaker 4: From Wednesday, it was just announced in the last ten
Speaker 4: minutes machetes will be illegal to buy from Wednesday here
Speaker 4: in Victoria and hopefully the rest of the country follows
Speaker 4: suit Maroon five. Now this is priceless here on Omber
Speaker 4: one hundred. Before we get out of here, can we
Speaker 4: finish with some backhand compliments from your part?
Speaker 1: What was like I thought I was saying. I thought
Speaker 1: that that's what you're going for. You got the color
Speaker 1: you wanted, just happened to.
Speaker 4: Match the thirteen twenty four ten? Has your partner given
Speaker 4: you a compliment? Were supposed to be a compliment?
Speaker 1: I thought it was a compliment.
Speaker 4: In return, I got turn dollar cogn vouchers up for grabs,
Speaker 4: coging dot com.
Speaker 2: Help you get what you want for less? Now that
Speaker 2: is quick and awesome.
Speaker 4: What you got to say? We'll get mostly female callers here.
Speaker 1: I remember, yeah, probably. I remember when I was doing
Speaker 1: a lot of what are they called not dead list
Speaker 1: where you have the barbell behind you and you do
Speaker 1: the squat Scott waited, Scott's.
Speaker 2: Scott Yeah, well is it? Yeah? Scoat?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. And I remember someone saying, oh, good strong legs,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, I didn't want big strong legs.
Speaker 1: Great guys, good legs, big strong legs.
Speaker 4: Oh no, twenty four ten is our number? As your
Speaker 4: partner throwing your back end a compliment?
Speaker 2: Give us God.
Speaker 1: We were just talking though about how I've dyed my
Speaker 1: hair chocolate brown for the winter, and.
Speaker 2: Brown looks good, dash hound brown looks good. Yeah, clim yeah,
Speaker 2: Sausage sausage dog brown.
Speaker 1: I sat in the chair and came home and like
Speaker 1: my dark hair, and I did. At the time, I
Speaker 1: was sitting on a couch with two dogs sitting next
Speaker 1: to me, one on each side, and Paul said, yeah,
Speaker 1: it looks great, the same color as the dogs.
Speaker 4: The photo on social see if people can pick the human.
Speaker 1: I was in a chopped brown tracksuit at the time also,
Speaker 1: so it was very brown photo.
Speaker 2: What's your natch? What's your natural hair color? Is it that?
Speaker 1: I think it's closer to this than what it has
Speaker 1: been to been very.
Speaker 2: Love You've had the highlights in it?
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, and I've got quite a few grays.
Speaker 4: Now, had some grays in my beard.
Speaker 1: The other they come early. The grays come early when
Speaker 1: you've got dark hair, Like all my friends who are
Speaker 1: blondes like I don't have any of that. Well, you
Speaker 1: can't see them, but they're there. But when you've got
Speaker 1: dark hair, it becomes far more obvious, especially when you're
Speaker 1: driving and you've got like a sun roof and the
Speaker 1: sun you can see in the rear vision mirror, and
Speaker 1: you're like.
Speaker 2: Almost terrifying when you find the grays in the you know,
Speaker 2: go on region below in the region. Just one, just
Speaker 2: just a random I found one the other day.
Speaker 1: Oh what did you do?
Speaker 4: Then?
Speaker 2: I wasn't going to go the just for men in
Speaker 2: that regionas.
Speaker 1: A lot of the rest of us is in Rose.
Speaker 2: You go back in a compliment I did.
Speaker 9: My husband very lovingly told me that my legs were
Speaker 9: thick and s dirty like Greek.
Speaker 1: Column and he would have meant that as a compliment, right.
Speaker 10: Yeah, they're dirty, they're good legs and they alive and
Speaker 10: well to that.
Speaker 3: He is, he's got the man foot at the moment.
Speaker 1: But I didn't give it to Yeah, we don't help him.
Speaker 1: And how did you respond to that, Michelle, Because that's
Speaker 1: it's interesting when you either just go thanks and you
Speaker 1: walk away, or did you give it back to him?
Speaker 13: I thought I just got ad for a minute.
Speaker 1: I was like really, and he's like, oh great, he
Speaker 1: doubled down. He didn't go that came out wrong.
Speaker 4: As that's blokes. We we would be like, what are
Speaker 4: you looking at me like that? I just gave me
Speaker 4: a compliment.
Speaker 1: Your leg days really working out for you. I don't
Speaker 1: want to be told our legs well some women some
Speaker 1: people might don't tell me my legs are thick and strong,
Speaker 1: even if they are well.
Speaker 4: And Frankston, how are you good? What was the compliment
Speaker 4: you received?
Speaker 10: Wow?
Speaker 13: Guys, I was getting ready for date night with my
Speaker 13: husband and I was feeling myself, loving my outfit. I
Speaker 13: walked out, stood there and said how do I look?
Speaker 13: And he looked me up and down and said, well,
Speaker 13: you have looked worse.
Speaker 2: So you look nice.
Speaker 1: That's cool.
Speaker 13: I've looked worse.
Speaker 1: Oh, did you give it?
Speaker 2: What saying?
Speaker 4: What he's saying is you look nice tonight.
Speaker 2: That's me.
Speaker 1: That's a compliment.
Speaker 8: That's not a compliment.
Speaker 13: What do you mean I've looked?
Speaker 5: Work?
Speaker 2: Was his issue?
Speaker 4: The issue would be if he's trying to No.
Speaker 1: Don't help him out. You just got to leave. You
Speaker 1: gotta leave it, get out of the track him.
Speaker 8: But he's digging a hole.
Speaker 13: I literally just looked in him and come on mate,
Speaker 13: that's pooh.
Speaker 1: And I turned around and did you go on the
Speaker 1: date night?
Speaker 13: Yeah? I changed my outfits?
Speaker 1: Oh, bell change partners or just take Did he like
Speaker 1: the second outfit?
Speaker 13: I would No, I didn't even ask for his opinion.
Speaker 1: You're a poo.
Speaker 13: That was I wasn't very nice.
Speaker 1: No, that's not very nice.
Speaker 4: Didn't end how he planned.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I actually it's also frustrating when
Speaker 1: you go, does this house this up?
Speaker 6: You?
Speaker 1: Just not? You just don't say fine jays, you just
Speaker 1: say you look great? Just men, if you're listening, just
Speaker 1: learn that lying look great?
Speaker 2: Did you lie?
Speaker 1: I don't care if you have to lie better? If
Speaker 1: I'm about to walk out the door, glide to me
Speaker 1: and tell me.
Speaker 4: I look, here's the issue though, Right Lou went out
Speaker 4: for dinner on Saturday night.
Speaker 1: I've got time to change and I'm actually genuinely work
Speaker 1: shopping it. But if I am dressed, but we are
Speaker 1: ready to go and dinner's in five minutes, don't say
Speaker 1: it looks fun.
Speaker 4: Saturday night, my wife's ready to leave, she's about to
Speaker 4: walk out.
Speaker 1: That she's about to walk out the door.
Speaker 4: He's the key, and she goes, is this outfit all right?
Speaker 2: And I went, yeah, you look great.
Speaker 4: She goes, otherwise I was going to wear this and
Speaker 4: showed me the other one and I was about to go, oh,
Speaker 4: I love that top. Should I not say that when
Speaker 4: she's about to walk out the door.
Speaker 1: She's about to walk out the door, but I'm trying
Speaker 1: to lie, So we do lie yes, if it's like,
Speaker 1: if there's no time to change, you lie, but you
Speaker 1: said she looked great, or just say, Dylane, you'd look
Speaker 1: great in both. But I love what you've chosen.
Speaker 4: I love the other one.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of there's a lot you need to remember.
Speaker 1: Just say, keep that one in the remember that for
Speaker 1: next time.
Speaker 4: I just pretended to faint.
Speaker 2: She stepped over me and went out the door, and
Speaker 2: then I was like, is she gone okay?
Speaker 1: If we're walking out the door, just tell us me look.
Speaker 2: Right, don't ask that home ask.
Speaker 1: We don't actually care.
Speaker 2: What long crash, guys, that is it. We are getting
Speaker 2: out of here.
Speaker 1: I saw Lully Young performing at the Monico Grand Prix.
Speaker 1: It's body over there. Did you say all the celebs
Speaker 1: turned up to mon last night?
Speaker 2: How do our boy go oscar third?
Speaker 1: Not bad on the podium. The thing with the Monico
Speaker 1: Grand Prix is that pretty much however you qualify, that's
Speaker 1: how you finish. Paul was up at midnight and I
Speaker 1: guess what time I went to bed last night? I
Speaker 1: text Clinton, he's still a new six fifty. I was
Speaker 1: in six six fifty. It was actually six forty five pm.
Speaker 2: Zero was still a wet.
Speaker 1: So when I woke up at midnight and Paul was
Speaker 1: watching the Grand Prix, I thought it was get up
Speaker 1: and go to worktime, because I'd already had six hours.
Speaker 2: I was sitting next to Hitchi on the news desk,
Speaker 2: and Hitchi's getting on in years, and I said, Lawrence
Speaker 2: beat you bad bitch.
Speaker 1: Six fifty Yeah, And so seriously, I was like, I
Speaker 1: heard Paul, and I go, oh, is it? I thought
Speaker 1: he was getting up to go to the gym and
Speaker 1: he goes, and I'm watching the monicoc on prop. What
Speaker 1: time is it? He goes twelve thirty, and I'd seriously,
Speaker 1: we're going to get you out here. Full asleep till
Speaker 1: seven forty five. I watched an episode of a show,
Speaker 1: but so much Your Lunch fifty I was in bed.
Speaker 1: Have I had dinner at five?
Speaker 2: Great day everyone, I loved it. Not just Center's an
Speaker 2: excell cinemaw Bye Bye, Laurence, Lauren, wake up feeling good?
Speaker 2: Follow them.
Speaker 1: I'm on the socials