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Speaker 1: Hey, guys, do you remember the pooh joggraph what.

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Speaker 2: In Brisbane too that they put on the front page

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Speaker 2: the Courier.

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Speaker 3: I remember the one that kept pooping on Roxy's doorsteps.

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Speaker 4: She was carrying on.

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Speaker 3: A bit, she probably it, Yeah, but I'd be carrying

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Speaker 3: on too.

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Speaker 1: Someone was, yeah, pooping pooping on the doors.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely didn't we have one in Melbourne? Sure you've had

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Speaker 2: one in Melbourne. I think we have.

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Speaker 3: Well, I just think when you've got to go, maybe

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Speaker 3: you've just got to go, but you could surely a

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Speaker 3: grass patch.

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Speaker 1: Would be better than the doors worse than you were.

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Speaker 3: This one's in Adelaide. But the issue is that this

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Speaker 3: the lady has been caught on camera because everyone's got.

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Speaker 2: Security cameras being like your sister or your.

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Speaker 4: Mom hiking down the strides and dump.

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Speaker 3: If this present is giving the pooh jogger the opportunity

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Speaker 3: to come and fix it. So there's signs around Adelaide,

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Speaker 3: like like posted onto lamp posts and things that says

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Speaker 3: to the lady who defecated on our drive at approximately

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Speaker 3: seven fifteen this morning while walking your dog. You were

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Speaker 3: recorded on our security camera on our private driveway. We

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Speaker 3: have clear video footage of the incident. You have forty

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Speaker 3: eight hours to return. I'm properly clean.

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Speaker 1: Up the mess. They're gonna leave it there for forty

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Speaker 1: eight hours in the driveway.

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Speaker 3: If not, we will have no choice but to circulate

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Speaker 3: photos from the footage to identify.

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Speaker 1: Please do the right thing.

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Speaker 2: In Brisbane they put the photo of the guy front

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Speaker 2: page to the paper.

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Speaker 3: But what if he's got like ibs or something and

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Speaker 3: it was an emergency.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.

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Speaker 1: Like, but what do you what do you do?

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Speaker 2: Do you go to a servo, Lauren, or you go.

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Speaker 4: To toilets anymore?

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Speaker 2: Some of them?

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Speaker 4: Do?

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Speaker 3: I think you're in that If you're in that kind

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Speaker 3: of state, you're just standing there. I don't think you

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Speaker 3: get a chance. Also, surely not on the doorstep like

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Speaker 3: in a bush.

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Speaker 5: But look at you, look at your walking route. If

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Speaker 5: you think you know, look, I'm not going to be

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Speaker 5: able to hold it, then don't.

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Speaker 3: But if you get food poisoning all of a sudden,

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Speaker 3: just well you're midwalk or mid run. Remember when I

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Speaker 3: did the juice cleans, I didn't. I didn't on anyone

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Speaker 3: store step.

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Speaker 4: There was a time you were close.

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Speaker 1: There was a time when I thought, I was going, yeah.

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Speaker 4: Because you were hiking up Anderson Street hill.

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Speaker 1: In the middle of the town.

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Speaker 5: While that's going on in Adelaide. We have our own

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Speaker 5: issue here in Melbourne, do we just here?

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Speaker 2: We had one.

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Speaker 5: You were unaware of this, but yesterday executive producer Brody,

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Speaker 5: I've just pulled.

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Speaker 2: Him into the.

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Speaker 5: No, but he caught up in a situation, sorry, a situation.

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Speaker 6: So on Thursday we had some friends.

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Speaker 1: Yes, is this a good idea? You're telling this story?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 6: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Also, sure don't say names.

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Speaker 4: Brody looks like a pood joggers.

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Speaker 1: It's not you, I said, are you sure you should

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Speaker 1: tell this story?

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Speaker 2: I'm surprised.

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Speaker 6: Had a very big wedding over the weekend, so we

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Speaker 6: had some friends come to stay with us from Sydney,

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Speaker 6: and as I mentioned the other day, but we had

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Speaker 6: some beautiful circling pig at a traditional Chinese tea ceremony.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, this was the lead up to the wedding.

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Speaker 6: Our friends that came over, we all had heaps of

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Speaker 6: circling pig. Anyway, they were down here for the wedding

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Speaker 6: and Friday morning they decided to take a walk from

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Speaker 6: a house and walked into Hampton like a big.

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Speaker 2: Big walk and me and Bentley. So that's like all

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Speaker 2: down South Road.

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Speaker 6: Road into Hampton and it was just the two of

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Speaker 6: them and they were from Sydney, not knowing exactly where

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Speaker 6: they were. And unfortunately the circling pig started to repeat

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Speaker 6: on my friend Madison Madison Cutmore.

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Speaker 1: Brody, No, that's not funny.

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Speaker 4: Who lives in Did Madison get the squirts?

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Speaker 6: Unfortunately, at ten thirty on Friday morning, they were walking

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Speaker 6: in the streets of Hampton. The time came and she

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Speaker 6: didn't know where to go and there was no other

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Speaker 6: shops or anything around Red Rooster because they were just

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Speaker 6: in a side street. So she had to go on

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Speaker 6: the nature strip a dog Madison at ten thirty in

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Speaker 6: the morning, Madison Madison More.

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Speaker 2: Question because in the side streets there's Hampton bowls.

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Speaker 4: There she could have it was so closed that morning.

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Speaker 1: You just get an uber home.

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Speaker 6: Well, she said she didn't have time. It was a

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Speaker 6: matter of it was ten seconds, and.

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Speaker 4: So it was sometimes you just don't get in a warning.

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Speaker 6: Down with the skirt down with the nickers with the skirts.

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Speaker 2: Question was there was there like a group?

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Speaker 6: Her husband was nick No way, laugh, he's the one

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Speaker 6: that had just one tissue and that was it that

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Speaker 6: they had to use.

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Speaker 2: Very thankfully.

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Speaker 6: The sometimes you need to where do they put the

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Speaker 6: tissue just on top of the little thing.

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Speaker 2: But they didn't pick it up. They just put the

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Speaker 2: tissue over it.

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Speaker 6: Or you can't carry it. I don't think it was

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Speaker 6: a carry mess. Let's put it that way.

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Speaker 1: You'd get a bottle of water and rinse it down.

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Speaker 6: But there was nothing around them. And then they're like,

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Speaker 6: if they people see them coming back to the scene

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Speaker 6: of the crime, that's going to be worse.

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Speaker 4: Did anyone witness.

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Speaker 6: No, there was one car as she was getting up

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Speaker 6: that drove past. And again from what she said, it

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Speaker 6: wasn't a huge tree. On the next trip, quite a

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Speaker 6: new tree still had the sticks on the side. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: not obscure.

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Speaker 2: That thing's going to grow, Poor Madison.

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Speaker 3: You should never have said her name cut more. Did

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Speaker 3: you tell her you were going to say it on

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Speaker 3: the radio?

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Speaker 5: No, I'm sorry if she comes to Melbourne and puves

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Speaker 5: on our football.

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Speaker 1: It was an emergency.

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Speaker 2: It was an emergency.

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Speaker 4: The pig always those out of towners dirty.

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Speaker 3: You could probably die from trying to hold it in.

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Speaker 3: Your stomach might explode.

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Speaker 5: I would rather die from rolling it in than being

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Speaker 5: caught pooling on a nature strip in Hampton.

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Speaker 1: That's a shaker, the poor thing that happened. What state

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Speaker 1: was she when she came home?

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Speaker 3: Was she crying?

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Speaker 1: All laughing?

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Speaker 6: I think she felt better, wake up felling good.

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Speaker 1: Following them on the socials.

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Speaker 3: Yeah,