1 00:00:00,640 --> 00:00:03,120 Speaker 1: You're listening to the Fitzi and Whipper podcast. 2 00:00:03,320 --> 00:00:05,120 Speaker 2: I'm pumped up because snitch here he is. 3 00:00:05,120 --> 00:00:06,000 Speaker 1: Coming in a shave. 4 00:00:06,160 --> 00:00:08,200 Speaker 3: Let me strim the grub. 5 00:00:08,320 --> 00:00:09,760 Speaker 2: Here he is recap of the week. 6 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:12,600 Speaker 4: You know the week's going to get off to a 7 00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:15,440 Speaker 4: flyer when this is the first subject that comes up 8 00:00:15,480 --> 00:00:17,120 Speaker 4: on the show on Monday morning. 9 00:00:17,280 --> 00:00:19,560 Speaker 2: How did we not pick up that Whipper was hosting 10 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:23,239 Speaker 2: a dog show over the weekend. He was the MC 11 00:00:24,160 --> 00:00:27,600 Speaker 2: of the dog Jumping copartition And we. 12 00:00:27,680 --> 00:00:29,880 Speaker 4: Got a nice little peek behind the curtain in the 13 00:00:29,920 --> 00:00:30,920 Speaker 4: studio as well. 14 00:00:31,040 --> 00:00:33,360 Speaker 3: We sounded like we were laughing as the mics came on. 15 00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:35,839 Speaker 3: That's because Tom Ivey said he spent most of the 16 00:00:35,880 --> 00:00:39,479 Speaker 3: weekend looking at my mum's puppies. That's Tom referencing my 17 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:40,920 Speaker 3: mother's sweet bosoms. 18 00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:43,839 Speaker 1: My defense, that was an off air discussion. You rude. 19 00:00:44,159 --> 00:00:46,240 Speaker 2: You're talking about my producer, you rude pig. 20 00:00:46,360 --> 00:00:48,760 Speaker 4: And speaking of dogs, Sarah has been having a little 21 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:50,000 Speaker 4: bit of trouble with hers. 22 00:00:50,240 --> 00:00:50,600 Speaker 1: Do you know what? 23 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:53,159 Speaker 3: All weekend I've walked around saying to Gary, why does 24 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:53,960 Speaker 3: the house. 25 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:57,360 Speaker 2: Smell like urine? Winnie had slept in my jacket and 26 00:00:57,480 --> 00:00:59,160 Speaker 2: wiped his doodle all over. 27 00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:05,120 Speaker 1: The Sorry if you just tuning in. Sarah's talking about 28 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:08,240 Speaker 1: the dog. Sarah's had a bit of a rough week. 29 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:10,319 Speaker 4: The guy showed her a video of a person who 30 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:13,640 Speaker 4: had multiple contact lenses stuck above their eyeball. 31 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:16,959 Speaker 3: It's like a green blob that is sitting above her 32 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:19,560 Speaker 3: eyes and unsurprisingly this happened, so. 33 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:20,560 Speaker 1: She pulled the eyelid. 34 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:23,560 Speaker 3: We've lost a beauty. 35 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:28,160 Speaker 1: Well, there's still more up there, says this gagging pull 36 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:30,800 Speaker 1: the eyelid. Thankfully she hasn't seen what Whipper got stuck 37 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:31,280 Speaker 1: in his eye. 38 00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:34,720 Speaker 3: I was in McDonald's one time. One time I was 39 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:36,679 Speaker 3: sitting there with a mate of mind edding Glenn. I said, 40 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:38,600 Speaker 3: my eye really hurt. Said, can you ever. 41 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:40,360 Speaker 2: Look you had a big max stuck in. 42 00:01:43,959 --> 00:01:46,039 Speaker 4: This week, the guy's asked you if you'd ever helped 43 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:47,840 Speaker 4: a celebrity out of a tough spot. 44 00:01:47,880 --> 00:01:51,160 Speaker 2: Fellow team members here robertos Zamoros, he helped out The 45 00:01:51,160 --> 00:01:53,880 Speaker 2: Prime Minister said to Robbie, can you please look up 46 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:55,400 Speaker 2: my stereo upstairs? 47 00:01:55,480 --> 00:01:58,279 Speaker 4: But we weren't expecting someone so close to the show 48 00:01:58,280 --> 00:01:59,120 Speaker 4: to be part of one. 49 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:02,080 Speaker 3: Who was the celebrity Cameron Dadda, Yes, my old may, 50 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:04,120 Speaker 3: Thanks snitch, the daddy. 51 00:02:03,840 --> 00:02:06,960 Speaker 1: Cat, I am daddy Cat. I like this and that. 52 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:08,880 Speaker 2: Look, I need to get ready. 53 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:10,440 Speaker 1: It would it be possibly if you're gonna have a 54 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:14,280 Speaker 1: showering out. And then they went to the course, so 55 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:16,160 Speaker 1: of course we had to get him on. I have 56 00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:19,359 Speaker 1: no relection. You got the right dadd O'Brien. 57 00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:22,040 Speaker 4: They were never fully convinced that he had the right 58 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:22,720 Speaker 4: daddo brother. 59 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:23,760 Speaker 1: It's twenty five of them. 60 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:26,440 Speaker 4: The Cam was more than happy to remind us that 61 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:28,760 Speaker 4: he'd won himself a LOGI that night. He actually started 62 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:30,800 Speaker 4: to come back to me because I took that night 63 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:32,480 Speaker 4: the LOGI one one that day. 64 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:37,400 Speaker 3: Gooday, Best Random Shower Award goes to Cameron. 65 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:40,280 Speaker 1: Thanks snitch, you wild beast. 66 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:44,000 Speaker 4: And speaking of sexy man, with this piece of content 67 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:45,240 Speaker 4: to the table, the list of the. 68 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:48,400 Speaker 1: World's honest bold man has come out. Prince William has 69 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:51,200 Speaker 1: been dethroned. Who is just unfortunate that number one on 70 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:53,400 Speaker 1: the list? Number one? 71 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:55,600 Speaker 2: Who is this? 72 00:02:57,080 --> 00:03:02,120 Speaker 4: Mick Fanny isn't bald at all? 73 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:03,840 Speaker 1: You lt No, I'm not Nick Fanning and. 74 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:07,720 Speaker 4: FITZI took such offense to it, but he nearly broke 75 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:10,000 Speaker 4: a couple of glasses in the room with how HAI's 76 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:10,600 Speaker 4: voice got. 77 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:13,520 Speaker 1: He's not bald. He shaved. 78 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:16,079 Speaker 2: He's got amazing hair, but he just shaves his head. 79 00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:17,359 Speaker 2: He's not bald. 80 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:22,840 Speaker 1: All right, let's go with Mike from Maths. I'm not 81 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:23,600 Speaker 1: your therapist. 82 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:25,959 Speaker 4: Yes, fitz we get it, mate, you want it to 83 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:31,839 Speaker 4: be number one. Fitzy has become a little infamous over 84 00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:35,320 Speaker 4: the years for his terrible back announcers of songs. If 85 00:03:35,320 --> 00:03:37,600 Speaker 4: you don't know what I'm talking about, here's a good example. 86 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:41,280 Speaker 1: Right, you're in there with bad Agon since ten it's 87 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:44,080 Speaker 1: bad habits not or this one. 88 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:46,119 Speaker 2: Jack Jones and Manette There where did you go? Where 89 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:46,960 Speaker 2: did that pain go? 90 00:03:47,040 --> 00:03:47,080 Speaker 1: In? 91 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:52,120 Speaker 2: Manik to fix it? Eight thirty seven for your Wednesday morning. 92 00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:54,480 Speaker 4: But this week, I'm happy to announce that we have 93 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:58,960 Speaker 4: reached the peak Fitzy bad back announce strapping guys. 94 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:02,080 Speaker 1: Here we go the weekend blinding lights. 95 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:04,400 Speaker 2: You know what at the moment, I'm blinded by the 96 00:04:05,240 --> 00:04:09,040 Speaker 2: cost of flights. 97 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:12,600 Speaker 1: Ryan Fitzgerald's professional broadcaster. 98 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:14,880 Speaker 3: Well done, buddy, awesome stuff, really relatable. 99 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:18,320 Speaker 1: I think I'm going to hit it now. It's time 100 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:21,280 Speaker 1: to cover some wether stuff that's exciting to think about it, 101 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:23,240 Speaker 1: because man, He's had quite a week. 102 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:27,280 Speaker 4: He started the week off with this groundbreaking phone topicteen. 103 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:29,800 Speaker 1: Twenty ten do your feet get hot at night? 104 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:32,640 Speaker 3: And have reached a new low on the show, and. 105 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:36,200 Speaker 4: The self proclaimed king of words in four Today says 106 00:04:36,440 --> 00:04:37,520 Speaker 4: has started making. 107 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:39,000 Speaker 1: Up his own words this week too. 108 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:39,960 Speaker 3: I'm squinting. 109 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:45,480 Speaker 1: Is that what the word is? Squinting? Squinting? Squintinincy? I'm squinting. Guys, 110 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:48,240 Speaker 1: who would have thought a guy that's so well read. 111 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:50,159 Speaker 2: What was the number one book you remember from school? 112 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:56,240 Speaker 4: Janet Jackson's autobiography would have such trouble pronouncing things. 113 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:59,559 Speaker 3: This guy here, Sean, shouldt Fouji Murger. 114 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:02,360 Speaker 1: Let's just call him Sean. 115 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:06,760 Speaker 4: The guys asked this week if you've ever sent an 116 00:05:06,839 --> 00:05:08,160 Speaker 4: accidental nude to. 117 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:10,680 Speaker 3: Someone trying to seduce my wife? I said her a 118 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:12,760 Speaker 3: shot of me in the bar. I thought she'd be 119 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:14,920 Speaker 3: sprinting for it. She did to hold your head under 120 00:05:15,640 --> 00:05:15,960 Speaker 3: called me. 121 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:19,800 Speaker 4: I don't think they were quite expecting the response they got. 122 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:21,680 Speaker 3: I didn't realize how many people have got this role. 123 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:24,560 Speaker 1: I was in the Army with a friend of mine, 124 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:27,520 Speaker 1: so he sent them some documentation through it to Defense 125 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:30,960 Speaker 1: Housing Australia he's accidentally sent a nice image of himself 126 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:33,320 Speaker 1: in the bathroom. She's replied with get him on the 127 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:39,400 Speaker 1: front line. My partner with textan the message to say, 128 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:42,559 Speaker 1: were a start in the morning. I vected a news 129 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:44,960 Speaker 1: he replied. I think. 130 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:51,000 Speaker 4: Just before we go, we've got to give another big 131 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:52,960 Speaker 4: congratulations to Ned Brockman. 132 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:56,960 Speaker 2: Here's become the fastest Australian to run from Western Australia 133 00:05:57,040 --> 00:05:57,800 Speaker 2: to hearing Sibney. 134 00:05:57,880 --> 00:05:59,400 Speaker 4: It's just a pity that when we got him on 135 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:01,640 Speaker 4: the show, fly flew into my tope. 136 00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:03,520 Speaker 1: Five days later the maggot started. 137 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:07,680 Speaker 4: Crawling around with the comparities run to fifty and I 138 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:08,520 Speaker 4: can relate a little bit. 139 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:10,400 Speaker 1: The sits in with the pub tour. 140 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:12,560 Speaker 3: We hit a moment where we thought we can't drink 141 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:15,000 Speaker 3: any more beat and we pushed through that moment. Mate. 142 00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:18,800 Speaker 4: So just so we're clear, he was comparing this twelve 143 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:21,240 Speaker 4: and had the most of the intensitive iis in machine 144 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:23,960 Speaker 4: fourteen hours Twayala put two quarters of injections in it. 145 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:25,960 Speaker 1: I've got back at three am and then at five am. 146 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:28,039 Speaker 1: I started the next day and ran seven hundred k 147 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:37,599 Speaker 1: that week. To this I just lost my play. 148 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:40,240 Speaker 4: So I'd just like to say thank you guys for 149 00:06:40,279 --> 00:06:41,120 Speaker 4: your sacrifice. 150 00:06:43,040 --> 00:06:48,440 Speaker 1: I see you next week. You're listening to the Fiz 151 00:06:48,600 --> 00:06:49,640 Speaker 1: and Whipper podcast.