WEBVTT - The Swimsuit Struggle 0:00:05.981 --> 0:00:07.481 A Poche Production. 0:00:10.221 --> 0:00:13.581 On this episode of We Will Always Have, pronounce that one. 0:00:13.981 --> 0:00:16.140 Ricotta, gnocchi, Ellie. 0:00:17.001 --> 0:00:17.761 Try that word again. 0:00:17.781 --> 0:00:18.961 Gnocchi. 0:00:26.171 --> 0:00:29.691 This is season six of We Will Always Have with me, 0:00:29.791 --> 0:00:33.211 Christian Hull, and the gorgeous Chrissy Hearn. We're in Bali 0:00:33.290 --> 0:00:35.731 doing a spiritual retreat and also on a little bit 0:00:35.751 --> 0:00:38.871 of a sojourn. Two weeks we go away. We've done 0:00:38.931 --> 0:00:42.021 a variety of incredible activities and we really hope that 0:00:42.031 --> 0:00:45.021 we can impart some sort of wisdom or guidance in 0:00:45.090 --> 0:00:45.781 this season. 0:00:46.101 --> 0:00:50.061 So please enjoy. I learn new things about being a 0:00:50.101 --> 0:00:52.321 woman every day. Do you? 0:00:52.480 --> 0:00:53.821 Yes. What have you learnt today? 0:00:53.921 --> 0:00:56.571 I've learnt today that I am so grateful That I 0:00:56.611 --> 0:01:01.791 can wear the tiniest little swimsuit and it dries in seconds. 0:01:01.831 --> 0:01:02.171 Yes. 0:01:02.251 --> 0:01:04.871 And it's easy to put on and off. You said 0:01:04.891 --> 0:01:06.431 to me, should we go for a little wander down 0:01:06.450 --> 0:01:10.191 to the beach? Absolutely. Pop your swimmers on because you're 0:01:10.211 --> 0:01:12.171 going to want to get in the water. And you said. 0:01:13.101 --> 0:01:15.121 Well, yeah, I think I might just paddle. 0:01:15.461 --> 0:01:16.060 What do you mean? 0:01:16.340 --> 0:01:18.481 Well, it means that I. What's paddling? Well, I've taken 0:01:18.541 --> 0:01:19.401 my swimmers off. 0:01:20.411 --> 0:01:21.411 Just put them back on. 0:01:21.450 --> 0:01:23.891 Yeah, but like they're a bit wet, so my skin 0:01:23.911 --> 0:01:26.551 will stick and they won't come up easily and it'll 0:01:26.590 --> 0:01:29.770 be a whole issue getting them over the shoulder that's bung. 0:01:30.431 --> 0:01:32.671 You know, it's not just that easy putting on a 0:01:32.691 --> 0:01:34.170 pair of Speedos. I had no idea. 0:01:34.931 --> 0:01:37.411 Is that why you get a little, you don't get 0:01:37.431 --> 0:01:40.051 the shits, but I think that's why a lot of 0:01:40.131 --> 0:01:43.231 my female friends get the shits when I'm like, all right, 0:01:43.261 --> 0:01:46.081 let's go, and I allow them zero time to get 0:01:46.101 --> 0:01:47.121 ready because it takes me. 0:01:47.891 --> 0:01:50.171 Four seconds. And I just assume it takes everyone else 0:01:50.191 --> 0:01:50.491 four seconds. 0:01:50.531 --> 0:01:52.591 I wish it'd take four seconds. I want someone to 0:01:52.651 --> 0:01:54.621 come up with a plan to put a pair of 0:01:54.681 --> 0:01:59.101 swimmers on for someone that has frozen shoulder. 0:01:59.521 --> 0:02:00.541 Why don't you just go nude? 0:02:01.241 --> 0:02:04.001 I am not going nude. There is going to be 0:02:04.141 --> 0:02:05.741 some sort of emergency call. 0:02:05.801 --> 0:02:07.701 There'll be laws. There'll be laws. 0:02:07.941 --> 0:02:11.061 I need someone to come up with front-closing bras. 0:02:11.081 --> 0:02:13.121 Like a shoehorn for swimmers. 0:02:13.161 --> 0:02:15.731 Yes. I need it. I need it. And I need 0:02:15.751 --> 0:02:18.671 someone to come up with a very easy access. Like, 0:02:19.071 --> 0:02:20.990 I don't always want to wear a one-piece. I would 0:02:21.031 --> 0:02:24.001 like to wear, like, a little board shorts with a 0:02:24.101 --> 0:02:25.541 funky T-shirt or something. 0:02:25.721 --> 0:02:28.020 Why don't you come up with it? No, that's too 0:02:28.041 --> 0:02:29.941 much of it. Could I ask you a favour? 0:02:30.061 --> 0:02:30.381 Yes. 0:02:30.661 --> 0:02:31.581 Could you put your swimmers on? 0:02:32.081 --> 0:02:33.421 Yeah, but then you're going to have to pull the 0:02:33.471 --> 0:02:35.151 back up and it's going to be a hole. 0:02:35.171 --> 0:02:38.371 Why don't we experience this together as a podcast? I'll 0:02:38.391 --> 0:02:39.151 go put mine on. 0:02:39.171 --> 0:02:39.611 Okay. 0:02:40.031 --> 0:02:40.351 And then. 0:02:41.020 --> 0:02:42.060 You go put yours on. 0:02:42.161 --> 0:02:43.740 All right. Well, I'm going to take the mic in 0:02:43.800 --> 0:02:46.421 with me. You'll want to hear the whole experience of 0:02:46.441 --> 0:02:46.821 me struggling. 0:02:46.841 --> 0:02:47.321 Yes, absolutely. 0:02:47.341 --> 0:02:47.821 Yes, I do. 0:02:48.001 --> 0:02:50.261 To put them on. And I'm just now just doing 0:02:50.300 --> 0:02:53.881 a disclaimer. You're going to have to like pour me into. 0:02:53.621 --> 0:02:55.031 The back of my, yes. Yeah, well, I did yesterday 0:02:55.041 --> 0:02:56.661 and I didn't realise why and it's because they were 0:02:56.691 --> 0:02:57.191 a bit wet and clingy. 0:02:57.201 --> 0:02:58.541 Yes. Yeah, okay. 0:02:58.661 --> 0:02:58.911 All right. 0:02:58.951 --> 0:02:59.981 Well, you asked for it. 0:03:00.081 --> 0:03:02.791 I'm obviously not going to be watching, so you need 0:03:02.871 --> 0:03:03.971 to narrate for the people. 0:03:04.031 --> 0:03:05.770 Well, do you want to go in and put yours 0:03:05.891 --> 0:03:07.411 on and then let me know when you're ready and 0:03:07.451 --> 0:03:08.511 I'll then go and do my bit? 0:03:08.731 --> 0:03:09.951 No, no, you do your bit because it's going to 0:03:09.971 --> 0:03:12.791 take me two seconds. Two seconds. All right, here we go. 0:03:12.811 --> 0:03:14.071 All right, what's the time now? 0:03:14.171 --> 0:03:18.811 Hold on. It is 3.11. All right, off you go. 0:03:18.930 --> 0:03:21.020 Okay, here we go. You asked for it. Now, this 0:03:21.081 --> 0:03:24.680 is going to be awkward, people. So do not judge 0:03:25.101 --> 0:03:27.861 me as I make the sounds. Let's just close the 0:03:27.901 --> 0:03:31.841 door because we don't want anybody hearing exactly what's going 0:03:31.861 --> 0:03:36.231 to go on in here as I take my caftan off. 0:03:37.671 --> 0:03:40.091 That was a fairly easy process. Now we'll take the 0:03:40.131 --> 0:03:43.631 bra off and I've then got to swish it to 0:03:43.651 --> 0:03:47.161 the front and I'm hot and sticky and clingy. So 0:03:47.501 --> 0:03:52.081 it's not that easy, but I think I've almost done it. Okay, 0:03:52.221 --> 0:03:55.741 now we'll take that off. We'll take the undies off, 0:03:56.201 --> 0:03:59.971 which is not a problem. That's done. All right, here 0:04:00.011 --> 0:04:04.191 we go. This is it. This is where we get really. 0:04:05.621 --> 0:04:08.031 Got to have a little strategy. So they're very damp. 0:04:08.301 --> 0:04:10.511 So in goes my right leg. They're a pair of 0:04:10.631 --> 0:04:15.271 very plain black swimmers, one piece. And what I do 0:04:15.331 --> 0:04:17.431 then is I spread my legs to give them a 0:04:17.471 --> 0:04:21.450 little bit of extra stretch. So the cups, the bra 0:04:21.491 --> 0:04:23.511 cups around my knees. 0:04:23.531 --> 0:04:24.411 All right. 0:04:25.011 --> 0:04:25.751 So here we go. 0:04:25.771 --> 0:04:28.491 And I put my hand to the back of my 0:04:28.531 --> 0:04:32.561 butt and I do a little jiggle, trying to get 0:04:32.681 --> 0:04:36.231 everything in place. And I'm telling you now, this is 0:04:36.311 --> 0:04:41.070 not me exaggerating. This is what it's like every time. 0:04:41.091 --> 0:04:45.041 Up we go. Just got to just pull myself into 0:04:45.051 --> 0:04:48.080 this little bit here because I am a mother of 0:04:48.161 --> 0:04:51.901 three and have had three caesareans, so the stomach muscles 0:04:51.961 --> 0:04:55.181 are no longer. Now the crutch. Let's talk the crutch. 0:04:55.281 --> 0:04:58.820 Okay, I'm just going to interject here because I've been 0:04:58.841 --> 0:05:00.881 standing around for what feels like an eternity now. 0:05:00.901 --> 0:05:04.161 So I'm going to put my swimmers on while Christine... 0:05:04.431 --> 0:05:06.791 takes her fucking time here we go pants are off 0:05:08.351 --> 0:05:12.890 and one leg's in the bungee smuggler and there we 0:05:12.911 --> 0:05:18.661 go i'm done that took me literally 10 seconds 10 0:05:18.661 --> 0:05:25.641 seconds is chrissy still she's still going yeah she is 0:05:25.761 --> 0:05:26.601 she's still going. 0:05:26.781 --> 0:05:30.061 So the crutch of the swimmers are dangling so i've 0:05:30.081 --> 0:05:33.121 just got to lift i'll lift the front i'll lift 0:05:33.561 --> 0:05:36.791 The side, I'll lift the other side and I'm moving 0:05:36.831 --> 0:05:41.311 my body constantly. Okay, so now I've got to lean forward. 0:05:41.331 --> 0:05:44.591 So I've got the bra in place. Now it's far 0:05:44.630 --> 0:05:49.661 too low, far too low. And I'm gonna struggle with this. 0:05:49.671 --> 0:05:52.421 So just, I'll just be quiet just for a second 0:05:52.481 --> 0:05:56.681 while I give the little back of it a bit 0:05:56.701 --> 0:05:59.161 of a pull up. All right, now I'm leaning forward 0:06:00.601 --> 0:06:05.711 and I'm pouring the girls. into the brassier part. And 0:06:05.751 --> 0:06:09.111 with that, with one of them already secured, I then 0:06:09.171 --> 0:06:12.211 go and do the same to the other one. Now 0:06:12.271 --> 0:06:17.010 the other one's more difficult because that's the, that's the 0:06:17.051 --> 0:06:18.651 bung shoulder. If you could see me now, I'm in 0:06:18.690 --> 0:06:22.011 a leather of sweat, a layer of sweat. Now I can't, 0:06:23.151 --> 0:06:28.061 so because, because I can't lift the back, I've just 0:06:28.081 --> 0:06:30.761 got to get it into position. So when I go 0:06:30.861 --> 0:06:36.521 out there, Christian can then pull. 0:06:35.001 --> 0:06:35.520 The back up. 0:06:36.361 --> 0:06:38.841 Now, I want to do that modestly. If I put 0:06:38.880 --> 0:06:43.041 my little sun top on, all right. Okay, Christian, I'm in. 0:06:43.061 --> 0:06:48.671 I'm not sure what time that was, but we're nearly there. Yep, 0:06:48.731 --> 0:06:54.031 what time? No, no, just two seconds. Just two seconds. 0:06:54.251 --> 0:06:58.151 Just putting my little pants on now, beautiful linen pants. 0:06:58.911 --> 0:07:01.911 So the swimmers are on. I just now need him. 0:07:02.661 --> 0:07:05.501 to lift up the back and just get the back 0:07:05.541 --> 0:07:10.911 of the swimmers into place. Oh, God, that was exhausting. Okay, 0:07:10.951 --> 0:07:15.651 here I am. All right, where are you? Oh, you're in. 0:07:15.931 --> 0:07:17.471 I just need you to pull me up at the back, 0:07:17.931 --> 0:07:21.081 and if you wouldn't mind pulling up the arm. See? 0:07:21.721 --> 0:07:23.361 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 0:07:24.441 --> 0:07:27.161 Yes, the straps are good. That's what Ricardo has to 0:07:27.201 --> 0:07:30.301 do for me. All right. How was that? What were 0:07:30.341 --> 0:07:30.901 we at for that? 0:07:31.101 --> 0:07:31.681 Seven minutes. 0:07:31.881 --> 0:07:32.621 Seven minutes. 0:07:33.121 --> 0:07:34.081 You've cracked a sweat. 0:07:34.361 --> 0:07:34.481 Yeah. 0:07:34.561 --> 0:07:35.901 And your hair looks even more disheveled. 0:07:35.941 --> 0:07:37.951 Yeah, disheveled. And how long did it take you? All 0:07:38.031 --> 0:07:39.251 of two seconds. 0:07:39.311 --> 0:07:40.911 Literally. Ten seconds. 0:07:41.411 --> 0:07:42.611 Ten seconds. Okay, there you go. 0:07:42.611 --> 0:07:54.681 Let's go for a swim. Oh, my God. You downed 0:07:54.721 --> 0:07:55.401 that quickly. 0:07:55.441 --> 0:07:57.461 Do you want another one? No, not right now, thank you. 0:07:57.501 --> 0:08:00.481 Those bintangs lemon are just absolutely scrumdiddlyumptious. 0:08:00.501 --> 0:08:02.581 I've never had a bintang. I'm not a beer drinker. 0:08:02.781 --> 0:08:04.681 You would like that because it's quite refreshing. 0:08:05.681 --> 0:08:08.121 Christian Hall is having his first bintang in Bali. 0:08:08.141 --> 0:08:08.721 Stand by one. 0:08:13.021 --> 0:08:13.561 Oh, my God. 0:08:13.601 --> 0:08:14.241 It's lovely. 0:08:14.791 --> 0:08:15.661 Holy shit. 0:08:15.681 --> 0:08:16.801 It's very, very refreshing. 0:08:16.831 --> 0:08:17.931 That's just like a lemon squash. 0:08:17.991 --> 0:08:18.151 Yeah. 0:08:18.211 --> 0:08:18.951 Is that alcoholic? 0:08:19.011 --> 0:08:19.231 Yes. 0:08:19.711 --> 0:08:21.311 Oh. Can't taste it. 0:08:21.481 --> 0:08:21.851 Beautiful. 0:08:21.961 --> 0:08:22.941 Well, that is nice. I do like it. 0:08:23.081 --> 0:08:23.661 It's nice and warm. 0:08:23.681 --> 0:08:24.341 Oh, I get the fuss. 0:08:25.001 --> 0:08:25.581 You get the fuss? 0:08:25.621 --> 0:08:27.681 I don't know if I'd wear a bintang singlet. 0:08:27.741 --> 0:08:27.921 No. 0:08:27.941 --> 0:08:28.661 That feels very bogan. 0:08:29.201 --> 0:08:32.121 Which, you know, a lot of Australians do do when 0:08:32.161 --> 0:08:36.241 they're over here is, you know, embrace the bintang culture. 0:08:36.401 --> 0:08:36.581 Yeah. 0:08:36.641 --> 0:08:37.661 Put the singlet on. 0:08:37.861 --> 0:08:38.021 Yeah. 0:08:38.061 --> 0:08:42.121 Getting a tattoo cling-wrapped. Tell me, I do love a 0:08:42.201 --> 0:08:43.881 certain standard when I'm away. 0:08:44.581 --> 0:08:46.061 Oh, have I noticed. 0:08:46.121 --> 0:08:50.201 Which, because I've now become accustomed, I love white crisp singlets. 0:08:50.871 --> 0:08:55.001 They have to be white. They have to be really crisp. 0:08:55.801 --> 0:08:57.501 You're looking at me like, what are you talking about here? 0:08:57.601 --> 0:08:59.961 Don't you like that? Don't you like white crisp sheets? 0:09:00.041 --> 0:09:00.401 No. 0:09:00.661 --> 0:09:02.121 What do you have to have when you're away? 0:09:02.281 --> 0:09:04.601 Honestly, air conditioning and a doona. 0:09:05.101 --> 0:09:05.681 A doona? 0:09:05.841 --> 0:09:07.651 I struggled to sleep last night because I didn't have 0:09:07.711 --> 0:09:10.791 a doona. And yes, I know it's about 40 degrees overnight. 0:09:10.931 --> 0:09:11.351 No, but still. 0:09:11.371 --> 0:09:13.111 But do you know what's really weird is I don't 0:09:13.151 --> 0:09:16.701 like the cold. But I'll make my room arctic and 0:09:16.721 --> 0:09:17.641 then I like to rug up. 0:09:17.741 --> 0:09:18.241 Yes. 0:09:18.741 --> 0:09:22.571 Knowing that it's boiling outside. If it's winter, I'm like, 0:09:22.591 --> 0:09:24.631 I can't sleep. It's so cold outside. 0:09:24.671 --> 0:09:25.451 It's cold. 0:09:25.471 --> 0:09:26.901 I don't understand it. 0:09:27.011 --> 0:09:29.291 Yeah, but what temperature does it get down to in 0:09:29.331 --> 0:09:30.811 Brisbane in winter? 24. 0:09:30.811 --> 0:09:35.521 Yeah, look, on a bad day, 19. 0:09:35.521 --> 0:09:35.961 Wow. 0:09:36.481 --> 0:09:37.721 But I've acclimatised. 0:09:38.021 --> 0:09:39.961 I think I like the comfort of something heavy. 0:09:40.841 --> 0:09:42.901 Yeah, and the pillows. What have you done with the pillows? 0:09:43.321 --> 0:09:44.241 I sleep in a cocoon. 0:09:44.401 --> 0:09:46.741 Yes. I must say now that I'm in a cocoon. 0:09:46.761 --> 0:09:50.761 Body pillow. It's like I'm hugging it to sleep between 0:09:50.781 --> 0:09:52.461 my legs. And then I like one at my back. 0:09:52.621 --> 0:09:57.011 And then I'm like, it's so comfortable. It is so comfortable. 0:09:57.071 --> 0:10:00.191 And now I have to sleep that way. I've also 0:10:00.291 --> 0:10:03.451 found that as I'm losing weight, my stomach's shrinking. 0:10:03.511 --> 0:10:06.441 So before I didn't need pillows. And my stomach would, 0:10:06.461 --> 0:10:07.461 because I'm on my side. 0:10:07.521 --> 0:10:07.821 Yes. 0:10:08.001 --> 0:10:09.101 It was like pregnancy belly. 0:10:09.121 --> 0:10:10.021 You know, it just like supports you. 0:10:10.041 --> 0:10:12.211 Pops you up. But now it's getting less and less. 0:10:12.251 --> 0:10:13.891 I'm like rolling on my back and I'm twisting and 0:10:13.931 --> 0:10:18.511 it hurts. So I'm needing more pillows. Wow, this is riveting. 0:10:18.871 --> 0:10:22.291 Well, I think people like to hear your sleeping ritual. 0:10:22.451 --> 0:10:23.921 What about a white crisp sheet? 0:10:23.961 --> 0:10:25.721 I don't know what it is about it, but I 0:10:25.821 --> 0:10:28.141 love it. No, not the same. It has to be white. 0:10:28.161 --> 0:10:29.351 So if I blindfolded you. 0:10:29.381 --> 0:10:30.681 Yeah, I would know the difference. 0:10:30.701 --> 0:10:31.341 Oh, for fuck's sake. 0:10:31.421 --> 0:10:32.221 I would know the difference. 0:10:32.241 --> 0:10:33.141 You absolutely wouldn't. 0:10:33.541 --> 0:10:37.621 Absolutely, potentially wouldn't, but I would suggest that I would 0:10:37.661 --> 0:10:41.301 know the difference. Toiletries? Like, do you take the toiletries 0:10:41.581 --> 0:10:43.741 set and left by hotels? 0:10:43.961 --> 0:10:45.821 This is where I have the Christine tastes. 0:10:46.821 --> 0:10:52.581 I'm bringing my $ 250 set of St. Sage skincare travel minis. 0:10:53.221 --> 0:10:56.271 I've got my particular shampoos. I've got my certain things. 0:10:56.471 --> 0:10:56.611 Me too. 0:10:56.631 --> 0:10:58.531 I used to when I was younger and a bit poor. 0:10:58.891 --> 0:11:01.091 And you'd pile them into your overnight bag. 0:11:01.111 --> 0:11:03.811 Pocket them. Anything that wasn't bolted down is coming with me. 0:11:05.051 --> 0:11:06.591 I'm not that bad, but I do like to take them. 0:11:06.611 --> 0:11:07.671 Dan used to work for Qantas. 0:11:08.011 --> 0:11:08.291 Yes. 0:11:08.451 --> 0:11:10.411 And when we were kids, he would take all the 0:11:10.471 --> 0:11:13.971 hotel stuff. And we had this cupboard and it was 0:11:14.001 --> 0:11:14.501 like a shop. 0:11:14.551 --> 0:11:16.101 We used to play shop with it and we used 0:11:16.141 --> 0:11:20.241 to just. We had enough holiday in soaps, little soaps, 0:11:20.281 --> 0:11:23.271 to last us for the year. I love it. 0:11:24.011 --> 0:11:26.291 So when we went to Bali in October, Ricardo and 0:11:26.311 --> 0:11:31.411 I myself, we had this beautiful deep bath. And beside 0:11:31.431 --> 0:11:35.521 the bath, they had a bath bomb that just smelt incredible. 0:11:35.551 --> 0:11:38.981 It was jasmine. It was just gorgeous, right? Not that 0:11:39.001 --> 0:11:40.821 I ever went into the bath, but I took them 0:11:40.861 --> 0:11:45.611 each day. So I thought, oh, yes, thank you. I'll 0:11:45.811 --> 0:11:48.311 be taking that home with me when I go. 0:11:48.531 --> 0:11:50.881 There we go. How much did they charge you? 0:11:50.891 --> 0:11:54.211 Well, they only left me two. So I think what 0:11:54.251 --> 0:11:57.491 they've clocked is that I've not actually gotten into the bath. 0:11:58.031 --> 0:12:01.071 I've not actually used the bath, but I've taken the 0:12:01.111 --> 0:12:01.711 bath bomb. 0:12:02.131 --> 0:12:02.411 Yeah. 0:12:02.851 --> 0:12:05.041 So I've still got those two bath bombs. 0:12:05.141 --> 0:12:05.361 Yeah. 0:12:05.641 --> 0:12:08.321 And I'm resentful that they didn't give me the other 0:12:08.701 --> 0:12:12.101 five or four. bath bombs so i feel totally ripped 0:12:12.201 --> 0:12:14.201 off that i never got because i paid for them 0:12:14.221 --> 0:12:18.181 the cost of the room why wouldn't you you. 0:12:18.081 --> 0:12:21.101 Wanted a bath bomb every day have you used them. 0:12:21.021 --> 0:12:23.481 Since no but it's not the point the point is 0:12:23.521 --> 0:12:27.491 that they're sitting in my bathroom as a little decorative 0:12:28.291 --> 0:12:28.911 in the little. 0:12:28.771 --> 0:12:32.251 Bowl so you want seven bath bombs instead of two Yeah, 0:12:32.311 --> 0:12:32.791 why not? 0:12:33.051 --> 0:12:34.471 That would look great. That you're never going to use. 0:12:34.511 --> 0:12:37.051 Well, potentially I could if I wanted to. I mean, 0:12:37.091 --> 0:12:38.011 there's never a time like that. 0:12:38.031 --> 0:12:39.351 When's the last time you had a bath? 0:12:39.791 --> 0:12:44.341 Oh, probably 1984. No, I'm not really a bath person. 0:12:44.741 --> 0:12:49.641 Can I tell you, nothing is more confronting than getting 0:12:49.821 --> 0:12:53.181 in and out of a bath, especially when you've put 0:12:53.261 --> 0:12:55.781 on a little bit since you were a child and 0:12:55.841 --> 0:12:57.201 baths felt like a swimming pool. 0:12:57.221 --> 0:12:57.621 Yes, yes. 0:12:57.641 --> 0:12:59.181 I remember getting into a bath for the first time 0:12:59.221 --> 0:13:02.891 being a bigger gentleman. And it was like a coffin 0:13:03.191 --> 0:13:05.331 and you're like squished there and it's so uncomfortable and 0:13:05.351 --> 0:13:07.931 you realise like it's not designed to lie down in 0:13:07.951 --> 0:13:10.801 because your head's like this and your chin's everywhere. And 0:13:11.361 --> 0:13:13.801 I didn't love it. I didn't love it. You've seen 0:13:13.821 --> 0:13:14.701 my bath that I got. 0:13:15.101 --> 0:13:15.521 Yes. 0:13:15.781 --> 0:13:16.181 Yeah. 0:13:16.301 --> 0:13:17.801 That's a safety hazard, that bath. 0:13:17.841 --> 0:13:22.921 That bath is, and Bron who designed my bathrooms did 0:13:23.001 --> 0:13:25.581 flag it. She's like, it's very high. No, no, I 0:13:25.601 --> 0:13:27.081 want high because I want to be able to swim. 0:13:27.221 --> 0:13:28.701 I'm big and I want to get in and out. 0:13:29.081 --> 0:13:31.151 And now I've got it. I'm like, well, I can't 0:13:31.221 --> 0:13:33.211 get in and out of it. It's so high. It's 0:13:33.231 --> 0:13:34.491 like a high bath. 0:13:34.671 --> 0:13:34.891 Yeah. 0:13:35.071 --> 0:13:36.291 You need steps into it. 0:13:36.371 --> 0:13:38.571 You do, which are then again a safety issue. Unfortunately, 0:13:38.591 --> 0:13:39.151 I do regret that bath. 0:13:39.211 --> 0:13:43.131 Oh, do you? It's just the sounds. Like the slip ring. 0:13:43.411 --> 0:13:46.861 The sloppy sucking sounds. 0:13:46.921 --> 0:13:47.201 Yeah. 0:13:48.001 --> 0:13:50.401 Well, I don't mind that so much. I make those 0:13:50.441 --> 0:13:50.721 with my. 0:13:53.041 --> 0:13:55.301 But a good mattress also. I have to have a 0:13:55.361 --> 0:13:56.121 good mattress. 0:13:56.631 --> 0:13:57.441 Oh, for fuck's sake. 0:13:57.491 --> 0:13:59.851 I'm sorry, but I need a, what do I need? 0:13:59.871 --> 0:14:01.071 A posturpedic? 0:14:01.311 --> 0:14:02.151 No, posturpedic. 0:14:02.191 --> 0:14:03.071 Posturpedic with springs. 0:14:03.091 --> 0:14:04.051 That's the first thing you said. 0:14:04.291 --> 0:14:06.671 Oh, this mattress is literally hay in a plastic bag. 0:14:07.171 --> 0:14:10.691 This is a posturpedic in Bali. And then you threw 0:14:10.711 --> 0:14:12.361 your back out and then you couldn't move and then 0:14:12.381 --> 0:14:13.841 you had to lie on the floor. 0:14:13.901 --> 0:14:16.881 Fucking hell. I was in a whole world of pain 0:14:16.901 --> 0:14:19.161 at the retreat with my back. But I feel much 0:14:19.201 --> 0:14:20.281 better today with my back. 0:14:21.561 --> 0:14:22.041 How'd you sleep? 0:14:23.241 --> 0:14:24.201 Yeah, okay. 0:14:24.221 --> 0:14:26.161 What complaints do you have on the Christine list of 0:14:26.221 --> 0:14:28.001 it's not up to my standards even though we're in 0:14:28.141 --> 0:14:29.161 absolute paradise? 0:14:29.181 --> 0:14:31.931 Look, they're very minimal. It's almost embarrassing. 0:14:31.951 --> 0:14:34.491 No, no, no. It's not almost embarrassing. No, no. It's 0:14:34.511 --> 0:14:35.471 incredibly embarrassing. 0:14:35.491 --> 0:14:37.751 It's incredibly embarrassing. 0:14:38.051 --> 0:14:40.131 I just want to point out something that happened this morning. 0:14:41.131 --> 0:14:44.511 We've been so lucky that this villa comes with two 0:14:44.551 --> 0:14:46.071 people that come every morning to. 0:14:46.151 --> 0:14:49.171 Oh, this is embarrassing. I was sitting there. 0:14:49.251 --> 0:14:49.951 I was mortified. 0:14:49.971 --> 0:14:50.791 Mortified, but. 0:14:51.251 --> 0:14:53.751 This is where I had empathy for you because I 0:14:53.791 --> 0:14:57.111 was like, no, let him do that. Comes in, cleans 0:14:57.131 --> 0:14:59.371 the whole apartment and Christine goes, is there a key 0:14:59.471 --> 0:15:03.301 for the bedroom door? So to sort of paint the picture, 0:15:03.641 --> 0:15:05.201 all the living space is open. 0:15:05.361 --> 0:15:07.501 We've got the balcony. It's all open. 0:15:07.741 --> 0:15:10.581 So you can't put air con on because we're outside. 0:15:11.081 --> 0:15:14.351 And then the bedroom, your bedroom's at the front. And 0:15:14.371 --> 0:15:16.471 it's got double doors that open out onto the balcony. 0:15:16.571 --> 0:15:18.611 And you look out to this stunning view. You can 0:15:18.631 --> 0:15:20.971 close those doors off. And then you've got your bathroom 0:15:20.991 --> 0:15:23.051 and you put your air con on. And then I'm 0:15:23.091 --> 0:15:24.831 at the back with a slidey door. 0:15:25.631 --> 0:15:30.421 And you said to Indra, does this door have a key? 0:15:30.461 --> 0:15:32.001 Which it does. It looks like it's got a key. 0:15:32.081 --> 0:15:32.661 It's got a lock. 0:15:33.331 --> 0:15:35.451 Because in my defence, there's a key in the bathroom. 0:15:35.611 --> 0:15:37.411 Same for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Key in the bathroom. 0:15:38.191 --> 0:15:41.091 And I was like, what? The front door has a 0:15:41.111 --> 0:15:43.281 lock on it. I'm not going to come into your 0:15:43.291 --> 0:15:46.211 bedroom at night and... I don't know, want to snuggle. 0:15:46.611 --> 0:15:47.851 Why is she so terrified? 0:15:47.871 --> 0:15:48.691 It's about you. 0:15:48.791 --> 0:15:51.471 But that's when I realised that I get someone could 0:15:51.691 --> 0:15:53.491 come in, climb up the balcony and you just want 0:15:53.511 --> 0:15:54.091 to feel safe. 0:15:54.271 --> 0:15:56.511 I just, I felt a little bit vulnerable. Yes. Yeah. 0:15:56.751 --> 0:15:59.291 And so when I realised that, because initially I was like, oh, 0:15:59.291 --> 0:16:02.121 for fuck's sake, I demand christening. Excuse me, the white 0:16:02.161 --> 0:16:03.921 sheets were not white or crisp enough. 0:16:03.941 --> 0:16:05.361 Oh, they were. They were beautiful. 0:16:05.521 --> 0:16:07.981 And then he goes, no, used to, but people kept 0:16:08.041 --> 0:16:10.961 losing it. And then he walked away. 0:16:11.971 --> 0:16:13.711 Next minute he comes. And I was very gracious. 0:16:13.831 --> 0:16:15.651 No, look, you said it's totally fine. 0:16:15.671 --> 0:16:16.251 No problem at all. 0:16:16.311 --> 0:16:16.711 That's fine. 0:16:16.731 --> 0:16:17.431 That's fine, yeah. 0:16:18.111 --> 0:16:20.311 And he goes away for a bit and he comes 0:16:20.371 --> 0:16:22.021 back with a screwdriver. 0:16:22.071 --> 0:16:22.741 A bag. 0:16:22.811 --> 0:16:26.021 Just a bag of tools. And next minute he's installing 0:16:26.241 --> 0:16:26.981