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Speaker 1: Hello everybody, and welcome to the first episode of Stimulated.

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Speaker 2: Stimulated, we're doing things a little bit different on Fridays.

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Speaker 2: We are going to be doing a short fifteen minute

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Speaker 2: episode for It's going to be pretty fun to watch,

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Speaker 2: but also you can listen to it as well.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, let's jump straight into it with things we love

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Speaker 1: about girls' brains. This is a good one, Jake, you

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Speaker 1: go first, Things we love about girls brains on time

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Speaker 1: means ten minutes.

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Speaker 3: Early, wreck you reckon? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Do you not? Every girl I've ever met has to

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Speaker 1: get to work. Polarates a class point actually ten to

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Speaker 1: fifteen minutes now that you say that, sitting in the car,

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Speaker 1: go on their phone and stroll on TikTok and then

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Speaker 1: walk in a minute late.

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Speaker 4: Now do you say that?

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Speaker 1: So Polarates starts at at six am where I do

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Speaker 1: it with Beth, and at like five forty she's.

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Speaker 3: Like, we have to go. Yeah. I'm like, it's five

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Speaker 3: minutes away. Why we get there fifteen minutes? Way?

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Speaker 1: No, it pisses me. What are you doing later?

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Speaker 3: Let me shit? I need a pooh. She doesn't let

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Speaker 3: me poo at the studio. She's like, you don't want

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Speaker 3: to destroy that toilet for that.

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Speaker 1: I do love that they're always on time.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, true, good point.

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Speaker 2: Things love about girls' brains When they get a puppy,

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Speaker 2: they somehow convince themselves that they birthed it and it

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Speaker 2: is their child.

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Speaker 1: It is your girlfriend. It is so cute.

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Speaker 3: Though.

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Speaker 1: I'd like to introduce you to my son, likes of us.

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Speaker 2: You're going on a first date and she's like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I've got one son. And he's like, oh shit, really,

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Speaker 2: who's the dad. She's like, doesn't have one. That's a

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Speaker 2: wide open slate. She has a picture like God, he's hairy.

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Speaker 1: Name Henry, it's like a kid's name.

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Speaker 3: Human.

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Speaker 1: Things we love about girls' brains their intuition, how they

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Speaker 1: pick up on subtle cues and understand situations better than us.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I like that they can read.

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Speaker 2: I feel like they can read a room, and they

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Speaker 2: can read like intentions way before us as well.

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Speaker 1: And they can read to be fair, I can't.

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Speaker 3: I'm so slow at reading bad.

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Speaker 1: But but but but they can read a room, situation, flirting,

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Speaker 1: anything like that. They're five seconds quick enough. She is

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Speaker 1: so much faster.

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Speaker 4: Than me at reading.

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Speaker 3: She will she will show me a.

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Speaker 4: TikTok do you ever get so it's like a TikTok.

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Speaker 4: We have to read it to make it funny.

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Speaker 1: You'll send me blind.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes Beth will show it to me and I'll be

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Speaker 2: reading it and she's like, well, it's not funny now

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Speaker 2: you ruined it because you're so slow at reading.

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Speaker 1: That's me. Have you been an optometrist though, Yeah, when

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Speaker 1: I was younger, I didn't know, because you're actually good

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Speaker 1: at reading. But I do think you've got the bad eyesight.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, bo, because I've been to an autometrist.

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Speaker 2: They prescribed me glasses. I bought the glasses, I put

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Speaker 2: them on, nothing changed, so they've probably got the wrong prescription.

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Speaker 3: And I was like, they just wanted my money. You

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Speaker 3: should probably go back.

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Speaker 1: Does your dad have glasses? Yeah, he's got laser Oh right, yeah,

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Speaker 1: So how old was he when he got them?

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Speaker 3: I don't know. He said he got him to, Like,

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Speaker 3: you're right. Genetically, every single actually every single person.

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Speaker 1: I know has an eaty glasses.

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Speaker 3: I'm related to.

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Speaker 4: Things A love about girls' brains when driving, nothing is

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Speaker 4: their fault.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, So.

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Speaker 4: Me when I'm driving, I'm like doing something like sorry.

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Speaker 1: My bad, we feel yeah, my bad they're like just like,

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Speaker 1: fuck you get out of that, you let me in

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Speaker 1: the lane, fuck you, blah blah blah blah.

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Speaker 3: I don't know how they do it without feeling good.

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Speaker 1: I wish I had their confidence. I wish I had

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Speaker 1: that type of Yeah, hit a curve, that was.

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Speaker 3: A cur What the fuck is that curb doing there?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Things we love about girls' brains how they always

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Speaker 1: say no to petrol station food, but as soon as

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Speaker 1: we go buy some for ourselves, they'll be like can

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Speaker 1: I have some?

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Speaker 2: Or they say no to test you, and then when

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Speaker 2: you come back and they don't and you don't have

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Speaker 2: something for them, they're like, why wouldn't you get me something?

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Speaker 3: And then like we said no. It's like when you

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Speaker 3: say to them, do you want fries? Like no, no, no,

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Speaker 3: and then it's some of your fries sometimes, like once

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Speaker 3: you're dating.

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Speaker 1: I do like the games a little bit, but like

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Speaker 1: in the talking stage, like what is this?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, how dare you test me? Dare you fucking text me?

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Speaker 3: In the talking stage?

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Speaker 2: Things I love about girls' brains. When my girlfriend is

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Speaker 2: at the grocery shops, she will look at the value

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Speaker 2: of a product based off its cost to wait ratio.

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Speaker 2: What Okay, you went to Cole's the other day and

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Speaker 2: we were in the close detergent laundry detergent aisle.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and I was like, oh, look, this one's on

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Speaker 1: sale for nine dollars because it's all expensive right now.

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Speaker 1: And she goes, Nah, that one's seven dollars a lead

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Speaker 1: and this one over here is full price, but it's

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Speaker 1: five dollars a liter, and it was like forty bucks.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, what, She's like, better value. Not

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Speaker 1: once my life I've ever looked at that.

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Speaker 3: That's so interesting. I'm such a boy.

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Speaker 1: The only thing I've ever done that for pre workout

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Speaker 1: and protein, really, I look at how many grams are

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Speaker 1: in a scoop and then how many grams are in

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Speaker 1: the bag and how many you'll get out of it.

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Speaker 2: I can look at scoops because a lot of the

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Speaker 2: pre workouts and proteins will have like has twenty scoops, yeah,

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Speaker 2: or twenty servings or something like that. You gotta look

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Speaker 2: at the serving sizes too. Oh really So yeah, no,

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Speaker 2: I'm a sucker for that. At coals, I'm a sucker

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Speaker 2: for the yellow tag of like it's on sale.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm getting a deal.

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Speaker 1: I'm a sucker for not reading it.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, I didn't even know it was there until

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Speaker 3: I met.

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Speaker 2: I didn't know that you could be like, oh, this

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Speaker 2: meat is seven dollars a kilo and this one's ten

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Speaker 2: dollars akilo. I would buy the one that's on sale.

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Speaker 2: That's how they get you. They get me all the time.

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Speaker 2: One it looks good, okay.

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Speaker 1: Things we love about girls' brains the way they can

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Speaker 1: articulate their feelings into words. Yeah good.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll leave that there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, how are you feeling, man?

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Speaker 3: I mean right now? Pretty?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's my last one. Things I love about girls brains.

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Speaker 4: Spending more money to get free shipping is a bargain.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I do love that. I have never once

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Speaker 3: fell for that.

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Speaker 1: No, after this podcast, I do it all the time

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Speaker 1: now really, I'll buy like a water bottle or a

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Speaker 1: towel when I don't need it to qualify for ship.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: But here's the thing, is like, so if you buy

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Speaker 2: something that's seventy bucks.

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Speaker 1: Don't bring logic into a dude, what are you doing? Like,

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Speaker 1: come on, what was that?

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Speaker 3: But it's not saving money, it's just spending more.

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Speaker 1: Stop negging me out. I get another product. I got

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Speaker 1: a couple more things we love about girls' brains. They're

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Speaker 1: emotional resilience. I've never met a girl who doesn't have

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Speaker 1: the strong mentality to be the best version of themselves.

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Speaker 3: Actually neither by.

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Speaker 1: They all have that.

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Speaker 3: Resilience in their brain to be a beast.

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Speaker 4: Beast Yeah, no, I agree with that.

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Speaker 1: Okay, my last one things we love about girls' brains.

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Speaker 1: No matter how far they run, they always have to

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Speaker 1: finish on the kilometer.

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Speaker 3: What is with that?

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Speaker 1: I saw a thing where a girl finished a marathon

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Speaker 1: and her garment hadn't matched up properly, and she got

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Speaker 1: her dad to run one more kilometer and make it

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Speaker 1: the marathon distance a garment wasn't you see girls like

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Speaker 4: I would I finish on more of like a time.

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Speaker 1: I just think finish like if I'm close enough to

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Speaker 1: ten k and I'm like, oh yeah, good, And do

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Speaker 1: you say I ran ten k?

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Speaker 4: Did you say around nine and a half?

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Speaker 3: No? You forget around half?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Round up?

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Speaker 4: Yeah right, that's what?

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Speaker 3: Would you have?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Not really unless it's not not really, As guys

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Speaker 1: were perfect, we're really good at rounding up. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: like it's six inches six. I got a shirt right

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Speaker 1: here that says you're five eleven.

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Speaker 3: Mate, it's fat. I think we I'm confident. Come over,

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Speaker 3: we'll measure it. We'll measure me next to this wall.

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Speaker 1: You know how manifesting works, like how you manifest something

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Speaker 1: to do it. I'm manifesting. I hope you shrink to

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Speaker 1: five eleven.

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Speaker 3: We'll give me at the end of the day.

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Speaker 1: Ye Like, give me a gravity, give me to wear

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Speaker 1: the end of the day.

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Speaker 3: I bet you on compressed.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm gonna do it. Wake up

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Speaker 1: like you're off the bed and I'm like, I'm in ready.

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Speaker 4: All right, I'm excited for this one.

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Speaker 3: Odie, this is juicy.

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Speaker 2: This is this has comebacks to say to a guy

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Speaker 2: when he says, when did I ask?

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Speaker 4: Or I didn't ask?

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Speaker 1: And they say it all the time because I say it.

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Speaker 5: I'm currently giving my sister ammunition from when I do

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Speaker 5: it to her.

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Speaker 1: We're giving everyone ammunition. It could be dangerous.

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Speaker 3: Okay, take that small dick energy.

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Speaker 1: Elsewhere I've got, you're giving five six energy right now.

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Speaker 1: I was just gonna say I got one that says

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Speaker 1: you're nowhere near tall enough to say something.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Come back to say the guys when they say, when

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Speaker 1: did I ask? Don't worry that lesson was free.

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Speaker 3: That's a good one.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Come back to say to a guy when he says,

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Speaker 2: when did I ask? You look like you cry after

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Speaker 6: You automatically win if you say that.

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Speaker 1: Just out of the blue. Just look at him with

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Speaker 1: the deador's faces. But you look like you cry when

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Speaker 1: you can't, Like you're telling a story and he goes

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Speaker 1: when mid story?

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Speaker 4: And then and then you're like, oh like and he goes, no,

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Speaker 4: when did I ask? And then you'd be like, you

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Speaker 4: look like you cry.

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Speaker 3: Shut up.

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Speaker 1: Come back to say the guys when they say, when

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Speaker 1: did I ask? You look like you needed a handout?

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Speaker 5: Fuck, bro, you are like diminishing, what's it God? When

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Speaker 5: you're like you're making him feel small? Yeah he is.

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Speaker 5: He's five six.

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Speaker 2: Things to say to a guy when he says, when

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Speaker 2: did I ask? Real confident for someone whose fly is undone?

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Speaker 4: And then you make him look and if it's not undone.

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Speaker 3: You still made him look.

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Speaker 1: When you make him look, you put your finger there

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Speaker 1: and he hits it. Yeah, because if you say fly undone,

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Speaker 1: any guys canna be and then you instantly.

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Speaker 3: At the nose.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, he'll feel so small and he you're

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Speaker 1: dating fake punch him follow it's through.

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Speaker 3: Fuck it.

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Speaker 1: My not like demeaning. Come back to sety guys and

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Speaker 1: they say, when did I ask? No your place mate?

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Speaker 7: Fuck?

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Speaker 4: You know?

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Speaker 1: Come back to say to a guy and he says,

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Speaker 1: when did I ask go take a shower?

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Speaker 3: You smell like masturbation. I can tell you came up. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I know sex has a smell those masturbation.

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Speaker 4: I no, but like I don't know, dried up like

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Speaker 4: dried up semen smells bad.

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Speaker 3: I think I don't know from experience.

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Speaker 1: You're like guilty. Come back to seating guys where they say,

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Speaker 1: when did I ask? Right around the time you stop

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Speaker 1: being relevant? Fuck?

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Speaker 3: That's actually like a good one, the good one. Good wine.

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Speaker 1: I like that wine.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 4: Things to say to a guy when he says, when

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Speaker 4: did I ask?

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Speaker 3: Did you forget to brush your.

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Speaker 1: Teeth this morning?

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Speaker 4: She's pointing out, like anything to do with breath would

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Speaker 4: get me.

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Speaker 1: I know, even like did you forget to put on?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, just's change the subject.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, anything to make him feel self conscious in his

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Speaker 1: own skin is like the best way to come back.

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Speaker 1: And the guy, did you pay for that haircut?

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Speaker 4: Wait?

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Speaker 3: Did you pay for that hair?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 3: My god?

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Speaker 1: Come back to say the guys when they say, when

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Speaker 1: did I ask? Consider it community service? Are you out?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Okay, I've got two good ones. Now I'm going to

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Speaker 1: leave it on one banger. Actually, come back to say

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Speaker 1: the guys when they say, when did I ask? Your

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Speaker 1: mom didn't ask you either?

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Speaker 7: But here we are, Oh God, like you're definitely you

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Speaker 7: were definitely an accident where.

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Speaker 3: That's a good while you are welcome. We've just given

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Speaker 3: that much.

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Speaker 1: Have you n shirt? You just got like fourteen new

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Speaker 1: ways to say something to write him down, put them

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Speaker 1: in your hand.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's and that's just an insult.

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Speaker 4: It doesn't He didn't even ness to say when did

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Speaker 4: I ask?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Just if he says anything to you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, alright, guys up next, we posted a photo on

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Speaker 1: Instagram and the photo was me on me and Jake

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Speaker 1: on the back of a scooter in Bali, Yes, doing

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Speaker 1: some funky gear. Yes, some funky is probably the best

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Speaker 1: way to describe it. We look like something straight out

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Speaker 1: of a movie.

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Speaker 3: Almost.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, some funky sonny, some headbands, some funny shirts. But

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Speaker 1: we put on the Instagram caption this photo wrong answers only. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and you guys have some good responses to roast us

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Speaker 1: pretty much.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, do you want to start? You want me to start?

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Speaker 3: You start?

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Speaker 4: Mummy and Daddy running away to fall in love on

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Speaker 4: a tropical island.

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Speaker 1: I like that.

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Speaker 3: I mean that's what we did. Yeah, that's what we did. Connection.

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Speaker 3: That's actually not a wrong answer. Connection group Zoolander and Hansel.

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Speaker 2: Fuck yes, I saw so many Zulander ones so good.

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Speaker 2: I saw someone say I'm going to tell my kids

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Speaker 2: this was the scene from Zoolander.

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Speaker 3: Fuck it.

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Speaker 4: I'll take answer.

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Speaker 3: I have the blond he's a beast.

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Speaker 4: Me and my best you going out to make decisions

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Speaker 4: we know we're gonna regret. That's kind of right, to

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Speaker 4: be fair.

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Speaker 3: I think we made some bad We probably did make

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Speaker 3: some bad decisions. You know, we got drug that night.

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Speaker 1: Captain. This photo wrong answers only. The sperm that arrived

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Speaker 1: late to the egg. I think that's the best one.

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Speaker 1: Ever the sperm that arrives late to the egg, which

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Speaker 1: is there.

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Speaker 3: I tell you what.

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Speaker 5: We actually we were arrived late, but all the other

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Speaker 5: sperm fucking died. We got lucky, like the pill blocked and.

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Speaker 1: We're quote mom asked for a pick to prove we're

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Speaker 1: not drunk. That's actually pretty good when you raid your

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Speaker 1: mum's ninety wardrobe. Feel cutem de league later.

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Speaker 2: Oh, catching this photo wrong answers only when you're in

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Speaker 2: a rush and forget the supersuits so you make it work.

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Speaker 3: We did often fist incredibles. Honey, where is my super suit?

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Speaker 1: I remember actually four these photo When we went out

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Speaker 1: we picked each other's outfits. Yeah, like Barley Little shops

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Speaker 1: you can buy anything.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I think we had like a fifteen dollars limit. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and then we had to go get all that shit.

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Speaker 1: I was wearing like Macas slides. Yeah, I was wearing shark.

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Speaker 1: My slides were sharks. Capturing this photo wrong answers only

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Speaker 1: on our way to the breakdancing Olympic tryouts for twenty

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Speaker 1: twenty eight.

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Speaker 3: Yes, let's go. We would have funckted ray gun up.

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Speaker 3: I'm telling you that much, especially that.

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Speaker 4: Fact.

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Speaker 1: Ah, the bugs on my wall in my bathroom, watching

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Speaker 1: me have explosive diarphrea. We can't look like bugs, be fair,

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Speaker 1: my last through brain cells. We're just parting along in

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Speaker 1: the bog. There's another bug one the two bugs holding

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Speaker 1: on my holding on for dear life on my windshield.

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Speaker 1: But people think we look like bugs. Capturing this photo wrong.

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Speaker 1: Answers only Rose or hoes, Nah, both.

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Speaker 2: This is my last one, and it's not so much funny,

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Speaker 2: but it's just more kind of accurate the comedic relief

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Speaker 2: duo in a heist movie. Heist movies are so serious

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Speaker 2: and there is always that duo that's just like fucking dumb.

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Speaker 1: That is that is true. This is my last one.

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Speaker 1: Catching this photo wrong. Answers only when Mum said this

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Speaker 1: food at home.

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Speaker 3: Yes, let's go.

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Speaker 1: We're leaving.

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Speaker 4: We're leaving. We're out of here. We're going to fucking

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Speaker 4: get Macis in Bay.

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Speaker 1: All right, everybody, thank you for tuning in for the

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Speaker 1: first episode I've stimulated. Hope you enjoyed it. Some laughs,

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Speaker 1: good times, more calm, love you, Bye,