Speaker 1: We got get you every morning, every day, Adelaides.
Speaker 2: It's an interesting time of the year when it comes
Speaker 2: to traffic.
Speaker 3: Congestion, absolute nightmare as we speak. And I'm sure there
Speaker 3: are plenty of motor of sitting in the traffic right
Speaker 3: now just nodding along in agreement. But we took a
Speaker 3: call last week and it was from a woman who
Speaker 3: was saying that she commutes a very, very long way
Speaker 3: and it was quite unheard of for a little old Adelaide,
Speaker 3: South Australia, because how long does it take you to
Speaker 3: get to work.
Speaker 2: Four o'clock in the morning. It takes literally nine minutes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm seven.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you get the right time as well. But even
Speaker 2: leaving work, yeah, you get from here and even to
Speaker 2: heinh Marsh, if I get a good run, it takes
Speaker 2: like three or four minutes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah, we're so very lucky, just not
Speaker 4: at the moment.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's very congested at the moment. This is Jasmine
Speaker 2: from Christie's Peach This.
Speaker 4: Morning is Jasmine from Christie's speech. Good morning, Jasmine, good morning.
Speaker 4: You off to work today?
Speaker 3: Yep?
Speaker 4: Whereabouts your work?
Speaker 1: I'm more than late.
Speaker 2: Nice, that's quite a drive. Christy's how long.
Speaker 4: Does that taken?
Speaker 2: About an hour? Oh goodness, got an hour? About an
Speaker 2: hour compared to what it was maybe ten to fifteen
Speaker 2: years ago. That's some solid stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I just wonder like people would be easily
Speaker 3: sitting in the car for an hour at the moment.
Speaker 3: But what's your regular normal commute to work? So we
Speaker 3: have a family member who lives at in Middleton, so
Speaker 3: she will jump in a car, drive to Seacliff, jump
Speaker 3: on the train, train it from Seacliff into the city,
Speaker 3: jump off the train onto a bus from the city
Speaker 3: to North Catalade every single day.
Speaker 2: What times you to work? About four point thirty.
Speaker 4: Per believable route. Let's do this. Let's find Adelaide's longest commute,
Speaker 4: shall we?
Speaker 2: Marie?
Speaker 5: Morning to you, morning guys. How are you?
Speaker 4: We're good? Marie? What was your commute?
Speaker 5: Well? I was commuting from Flagstaff Hill all the way
Speaker 5: to Port Adelaide and having to do two different school
Speaker 5: drop offs along the way, so it depending on traffic,
Speaker 5: there was an accident or roadwork, anywhere from an hour
Speaker 5: and fifteen to an hour and a half, usually longer.
Speaker 5: You know, Happy Hill Road isn't great, So and I
Speaker 5: tried every shortcut you could think of, and yeah, on
Speaker 5: the way home would be forty five minutes to an
Speaker 5: hour every day.
Speaker 2: You never tried one seventy and fifty did you? There?
Speaker 2: That's a lee shutely.
Speaker 3: But did you ever just instead of stopping a car
Speaker 3: to slow down and go kids drop and roll.
Speaker 4: Just get out?
Speaker 5: Oh? Yeah, definitely, No, it was you know, like sometimes
Speaker 5: driving home, I've been tears. It's like, oh, myst I
Speaker 5: just want to get home, you know, it's a long day.
Speaker 3: Not anymore though, Right.
Speaker 5: Well, you're asking on the wrong morning. I've left home
Speaker 5: at seven thirty and I'm still in the car. But
Speaker 5: that's unusual because of the roadworks almostly, now do.
Speaker 2: You sometimes on your commute to school, when you're listening
Speaker 2: and over, you're like, wow, it's been an hour and
Speaker 2: a half, but it feels like five minutes because it
Speaker 2: had such fun.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, I have to say, you guys are awesome.
Speaker 5: I love it. It definitely makes it easier.
Speaker 4: So yeah, thank you.
Speaker 2: I thought that was going to go on a severely
Speaker 2: different Areasa.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much for Marie absolutely fishing for compliments
Speaker 3: there and yeah.
Speaker 2: All right, Marie. So Marie has set the target at
Speaker 2: let's call it an hour and a half, okay, an
Speaker 2: now and fifteen to an hour and a half, yeah,
Speaker 2: let's call it an hour and a half. Who can
Speaker 2: beat that.
Speaker 4: Nightmare on the roads at the moment.
Speaker 3: So we are taking your calls on thirteen twenty four
Speaker 3: tenth this morning.
Speaker 4: Your longest commute. I know, we get it.
Speaker 3: At the moment, everything feels longer, but god, people are
Speaker 3: doing some hours on the road. Ordinarily, let's go to Sue.
Speaker 3: That's already an hour and fifteen away from Adelaide, isn't it.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I drive into the city myself an hour and fifteen.
Speaker 6: But how he drives from Stress to Edinburgh and a
Speaker 6: half two hours?
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, Edinburgh and Scotland. Sorry sir, so how
Speaker 2: much time is that then?
Speaker 5: Hour and a half to two depends on traffic.
Speaker 2: Could be two hours? What two hours?
Speaker 1: There?
Speaker 2: So four hours total? Oh my god?
Speaker 3: Wow? In the carriage and every day that's a lot.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much, Sue, Rachel, good morning, good morning
Speaker 3: to you. This is your hobby.
Speaker 4: What's he doing?
Speaker 1: So we've got a flooring company, so he has to
Speaker 1: go look at port, he has to go out to
Speaker 1: dry Creek to Pi cup Stock right, and then the
Speaker 1: work's back at Port Lung tomorrow the work's back down
Speaker 1: at Highmush Island. So he goes from Portlallunger out to
Speaker 1: Dry Creek and then down time Marsh Island.
Speaker 4: How long in total, I don't know.
Speaker 1: He leaves it like quarter to six. You won't get
Speaker 1: back till about eight thirty.
Speaker 3: If it's any consolation driving around that is a beautiful
Speaker 3: part of the world.
Speaker 1: It is, Yeah, absolutely, it is some so far, I think. Yeah.
Speaker 3: For Elisa from Sterling, good morning, Good morning, Okay, describe
Speaker 3: your morning for us.
Speaker 6: Mine's a little bit different. I actually live right next
Speaker 6: door to my work, but in the more brilliant But
Speaker 6: in the morning I get in my car with my
Speaker 6: daughter and I drive her an hour to Stalisbury for
Speaker 6: school and then an hour back, and then I walk
Speaker 6: across the road to my wife.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, it would sometimes what about if your
Speaker 2: daughter's running, lady, you guys running that because of your daughter,
Speaker 2: It would be really hard not to get just a
Speaker 2: little bit angry at her. Just for the inconvenience factor.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean I can kind of start when I
Speaker 6: need to, so that doesn't matter. But yes, there's been
Speaker 6: times where it's been a right, we need to get
Speaker 6: out the door. And then in the afternoon I walk
Speaker 6: back to my car across from my work and then
Speaker 6: I get back in drive down and then drive back
Speaker 6: and pick her.
Speaker 1: Up as well.
Speaker 3: Listen, my question is how come if you live in
Speaker 3: Sterling your daughter goes to school in Salisbury.
Speaker 6: Well, we moved to Sterling for my work in April
Speaker 6: and she's in year ten and that she has a
Speaker 6: fantastic friend group and is doing really well, and we
Speaker 6: just didn't want to disturb that.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: OK, that's cool, mama, Lisa, Yeah, thank you. Yeah, some
Speaker 2: really really solid commutes. Remember produce a flag you were
Speaker 2: telling us that used to be that was Adelaide's reputation.
Speaker 2: Twenty minutes anywhere. Yeah, and you'll find yourself one side
Speaker 2: to the other. That is complete blogy. Everytime someone comes
Speaker 2: to Adelaide and they're like, I really love this place,
Speaker 2: like friends of mine, I'm like, yeah, mate, it's twenty
Speaker 2: minute city. I don't know why I still say that,
Speaker 2: because it's not Yes, and I reckon there was an
Speaker 2: eye opener even for me. The other day. It was
Speaker 2: like Sunday afternoon and traffic was completely congested in the
Speaker 2: middle of South Road. Yeah, where's everyone going? It was?
Speaker 3: It busy like you could be any time of any day.
Speaker 3: Traffic will always be congested on South Road.
Speaker 2: It's a good one. Lint chocolate balls. We all love
Speaker 2: them and we've all probably at some stage in our
Speaker 2: life received them as a Christmas gift.
Speaker 4: Question without notice? What flavor? What color do you like?
Speaker 1: Dn?
Speaker 4: You can't go past the white.
Speaker 2: Balls, the white balls. I like the red balls.
Speaker 4: Well, I know, I mean the color of the chocolate, not.
Speaker 5: The ugh.
Speaker 2: We're talking. You like the white ones. It is sickly sweet.
Speaker 4: I love white chocolate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just like the stocks. Then milk chocolate ones,
Speaker 2: which I think are the red ones. Okay, but there's
Speaker 2: also the ones mixed with hazelu. They're pretty nice as well.
Speaker 4: Do you feel dad when you get the dark chocolate? No,
Speaker 4: one likes dark chocolate.
Speaker 2: Don't do that. Don't be that person gifts on dark chocolate.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I feel.
Speaker 3: Like, if you're a teacher and you've ever taught one
Speaker 3: day in your life at Christmas time, you will get
Speaker 3: in undated with link.
Speaker 4: Balls because that's the fancy chocolate. Back in the day.
Speaker 3: It used to be the cabri roses, not so much anymore.
Speaker 3: Lint ball.
Speaker 2: Why do we think that teachers love limp balls?
Speaker 4: I don't know. Four ten and you're a teacher, do
Speaker 4: you hate limp balls?
Speaker 2: Teacher has just been linted, balled up to your eyeballs
Speaker 2: and you're like, I've had enough. So some of their
Speaker 2: words in their slogan is excellence and expertly crafted. Sure,
Speaker 2: so keep that in mind. There's a class action lawsuit
Speaker 2: against lint. It was launched following an article by the
Speaker 2: US Consumer Association reporting that questioned the presence of lead
Speaker 2: and cadmium in dark chocolate bars from several manufacturers. What's cadmium.
Speaker 2: It's like a silver, silvery metal. Okay, it shouldn't be ingested.
Speaker 4: It shouldn't mean the lint balls.
Speaker 2: So this report found that of the twenty eight bars tested,
Speaker 2: eight had high levels of cadmium, including one from lint,
Speaker 2: and another ten bars containing lead, including a lint bar,
Speaker 2: so while other bars had high concentrations of head metals.
Speaker 2: The class action plaintiffs argued that they paid premium prices
Speaker 2: for lint because they believe they were purchasing quality safe
Speaker 2: dark chocolate. So the plaintiffs argued that Lint deceptively marked
Speaker 2: their dark chocolate bars as expertly crafted with the finest
Speaker 2: ingredients and safe as well as delightful, when the bars
Speaker 2: in fact contained significant amounts of.
Speaker 3: Still, I'm thinking of the ads now, and it's always
Speaker 3: just that one guy with the big white hat, you know,
Speaker 3: making all the jobs book and he hand rolls them
Speaker 3: every single lin ball. He doesn't by.
Speaker 2: Hand joby does. Unfortunately he uses lead and cadmium. What
Speaker 2: about this? Though, Lynce lawyers argued that words like excellence
Speaker 2: and expertly crafted are unactionable puffrey or an exaggeration that
Speaker 2: consumers would not take seriously.
Speaker 3: Suffrey is such a good word, isn't it. Look at
Speaker 3: that man's audacity and his puffery.
Speaker 2: So the Eastern District of New York District Court dismissed
Speaker 2: Lyn's motions, saying, well, you're not supposed to take it seriously.
Speaker 2: We're not actually experts, and it's really not that well crafted.
Speaker 4: It's not really a real white hat chef's hat.
Speaker 2: We're just exaggerating. But you know what, I'm pretty comfortable
Speaker 2: with it, okay, because sometimes you just got to sell
Speaker 2: the sizzle, don't you? Yeah, and maybe you do exaggerate,
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Speaker 7: What?
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Speaker 3: Well done to Danny from Monovara West.
Speaker 4: You want a thousand dollars?
Speaker 2: I meant our girl radio excellence, expertly crafted on no night,
Speaker 2: hazy weekday mornings from six on Where to Go. I
Speaker 2: would say a little bit of exaggeration. It's completely fine
Speaker 2: in our.
Speaker 4: Books, I would say that was a lot of puffery.
Speaker 2: Past limpballs.
Speaker 3: What about that Rosalind Park couple who came home from
Speaker 3: work to find a koala in their bedroom?
Speaker 2: Love this story? This is so It's so Australian.
Speaker 3: So quintessentially Ossie, isn't it So? Friand and Bruno came
Speaker 3: home just after midnight from work and found a koala
Speaker 3: just sort of ruffling through her bedside table.
Speaker 4: Can you imagine that?
Speaker 2: Dead said he was wearing a bell oft clover. He
Speaker 2: was carrying a sack as well, just.
Speaker 4: Looking for grandma's jewelry.
Speaker 3: So we caught up with Friend and Bruno yesterday and
Speaker 3: they recounted the moment that they came home and found
Speaker 3: a very little koala in their bedroom.
Speaker 7: I opened the door and I didn't sell my dog,
Speaker 7: so I thought this was a little bit odd because
Speaker 7: he always welcome us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you come home.
Speaker 7: I was looking for him and I comes from my
Speaker 7: walk away and I saw him is sleeping in his
Speaker 7: bed in my bedroom and I said, oh, your lace dog,
Speaker 7: you're there. And the kitchen makes some food and I
Speaker 7: was come back to my bedroom when I saw the
Speaker 7: caller grabbing my dog's bad and I put, oh my god, Brono,
Speaker 7: there is a call in your bedroom. And he said, oh, no,
Speaker 7: you'll lie, that's not possible.
Speaker 5: And I told him come to sit by yourself.
Speaker 2: Oh friend. The thing I love the most is the
Speaker 2: koala looks back and it looks back at you guys,
Speaker 2: as if to say, oh, you're home.
Speaker 3: She was like Lady White, a scrimming well and so
Speaker 3: had you ever really seen koalas before?
Speaker 7: But never in my backyard for example, and definitely not
Speaker 7: my bedroom.
Speaker 2: No you go, this is this is how stereotypes are
Speaker 2: born in Australia.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it came in through the doggy door, found its
Speaker 4: way in.
Speaker 3: Oh. We went for a walk on the Cleveland National
Speaker 3: Park the other day. I dragged my teenager out of
Speaker 3: the house. You're going for a walk and it was
Speaker 3: pretty damn bland until we saw two massive koalas, just
Speaker 3: like cruising around eating eucalyptus in a tree, but that
Speaker 3: big units.
Speaker 2: Oh they're big boys. And you get them on the
Speaker 2: wrong day and you just go out to shake your hand,
Speaker 2: they will potentially take a clam off, bang, quick swift movement.
Speaker 2: You lost your hand.
Speaker 3: Gwala's the equal parts like so cute and so fluffy
Speaker 3: and gorgeous.
Speaker 4: But also terrifying.
Speaker 2: Moody Moody's. We would often I reckon it's happen about
Speaker 2: two or three times.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 2: We found a rat in the bed and talking about myself.
Speaker 2: What do you mean our cat? Houston will go through
Speaker 2: this phase. He's a bit older now, so I think
Speaker 2: his rat catching days are done right in the prime.
Speaker 4: Stop and say a prayer for that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he's prime. When he was very, very generous
Speaker 2: because he was trying to give skifts, he'd bring back
Speaker 2: rats and several times he will bring back a rat
Speaker 2: that wasn't quite dead, so he'd wake up or he'd
Speaker 2: come back and there's a rat in the bed that
Speaker 2: is genuinely alive.
Speaker 4: Are you kidding?
Speaker 2: It's very confronting one.
Speaker 4: Yes, no wonder you call Houston a d head regular.
Speaker 2: And then he'd leave us rat in the bed and
Speaker 2: literally strut out, look back over his shoulder and go,
Speaker 2: you're welcome, sweaty.
Speaker 3: I need you to confirm or deny something for me.
Speaker 3: Was there an occasion where you single handedly nearly shut
Speaker 3: down the entire race?
Speaker 2: I don't know about shut down the entire race, but
Speaker 2: I certainly are I certainly unfortunately caused quite a few
Speaker 2: admin errors because you know me, Jodes, I'm not quite
Speaker 2: a wizy when it comes to computatory.
Speaker 4: You just called it computer tree. You were it?
Speaker 2: Who is actually good at computatory these days, not it people.
Speaker 2: Oh so we had to. We got asked about a
Speaker 2: week ago if you needed a pass for the bailo
Speaker 2: Adelaide five hundred, if you need accreditation to pop three details,
Speaker 2: very very extensive little thing through to the administration via
Speaker 2: computer tree, and I put through all of my details.
Speaker 2: Everything seemed pretty smooth, and then all of a sudden
Speaker 2: I got an email back and they're lovely to the
Speaker 2: stuff at Adelaide five hundred. All the media staff saying, oh,
Speaker 2: look there's been a bit of an error here and
Speaker 2: it's actually was our system to melt down. You put
Speaker 2: in all your details, and then in the question where
Speaker 2: it said how many accreditations would you like, you said
Speaker 2: a thousand. It was a lovely lady by the name
Speaker 2: of Sammy McGlaughlin and she said, so, I'm guessing you
Speaker 2: don't need a thousand passes. I got a lot of friends.
Speaker 2: We're not that many friends who diggers to the five
Speaker 2: hundred standing get me a thousand passes? Thanks? So I
Speaker 2: said no, no, do you know what, I'll just take
Speaker 2: the one that's fine.
Speaker 3: And also something aware that you actually, never ever, ever
Speaker 3: ever go to anything that you say you're going to
Speaker 3: go to anyway, so it doesn't matter.
Speaker 4: You don't even need one.
Speaker 2: There's a thousand spare seats.