Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, and welcome to the podcast TODs. You're Lucky Dip.
Speaker 1: It's mail and money with you as a usual world.
Speaker 2: Hi, Hi everyone, how are you going? Mons?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm pretty good. Thanks, I'm pretty good. I'm happy
Speaker 1: because today you're running a lucky dip. Normally we go
Speaker 1: what do you got? What have you got for the
Speaker 1: lucky dips? And we each think of something, But today's
Speaker 1: your day, so I have the day off you do.
Speaker 2: And I thought i'd come back with a few more
Speaker 2: funny reviews because I only got through like one or
Speaker 2: two last.
Speaker 1: Four we went full the day we went real brown town. Yeah,
Speaker 1: don't do any more brown towns.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no, no, these are not okay. This one
Speaker 2: is for Can you believe this is the most fucking
Speaker 2: ridiculous item I've ever heard of in my life? Big
Speaker 2: for her, medium ballpoint pen for her for her.
Speaker 1: Wow, I wonder why are our fingers a different shape
Speaker 1: than man? You know? On a side note, I am
Speaker 1: such a pen snob, I say, I say, just am
Speaker 1: so particular with my pens, Like I even thought of
Speaker 1: this this morning because I always doodle while we're doing this,
Speaker 1: and I've got this artline two hundred fine tip pen.
Speaker 1: I love the liquid. I hate just your standard big pen, Like,
Speaker 1: don't give me your cheap shit pen.
Speaker 2: Listen, there is a notebook I'll send you a link
Speaker 2: to that I saw advertised on Instagram. It's it's actually fascinating.
Speaker 2: It's a notebook that's made from stone, like the pages
Speaker 2: something about the pages are made from stone or something.
Speaker 2: So it's completely waterproof as well. But it's like normal paper.
Speaker 2: But like she throws a glass of water on it,
Speaker 2: and it's that's so week way. But this is the
Speaker 2: thing that hooked me in. It's because there's no grain
Speaker 2: to it, because it's not paper. She says. The pen glides. Oh,
Speaker 2: and I'm my glide. As soon as she said that,
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm going to come. Just as soon
Speaker 2: as she said the glides, I was like, I've got
Speaker 2: to get one of these. I'll send you a link
Speaker 2: to it and tell me if you're into it.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm in the show notes to in case anyone
Speaker 1: wants to.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll find the name. Yes, I'll find the name. Okay.
Speaker 2: So this is the big for her medium ballpoint pen
Speaker 2: and the review on Amazon is five stars, great product. Okay,
Speaker 2: my husband has never allowed me to write, as he
Speaker 2: doesn't want me touching men's pins. However, when I saw
Speaker 2: this product, I decided to buy it using my pocket money,
Speaker 2: and so far it has been fabulous. Once I learned
Speaker 2: to write. The feminine color and the grip size, which
Speaker 2: was much more suited to my delicate little hands, has
Speaker 2: enabled me to vent thoughts about new recipe ideas sewing
Speaker 2: and gardening. My husband is less pleased with this product
Speaker 2: is he believes it will lead to more independence and
Speaker 2: he hates the feminine tingling sensation with the visions of
Speaker 2: fairies and rainbows he gets whenever he picks it up.
Speaker 2: What a fucking stupid product.
Speaker 1: What a stupid stupid product. And I love her sarcasm
Speaker 1: in her reply. Good on for taking the time to
Speaker 1: do that.
Speaker 2: The other part about these reviews are the things that
Speaker 2: you can buy on Amazon.
Speaker 1: That is wild to me. There's a female pen mate.
Speaker 1: Listen to this. This is a review for the look.
Speaker 1: The brand looks like it's it's honey h O n y.
Speaker 1: I think it's a TYPEO. I think it's meant to
Speaker 1: be horny. Okay, Male chastity device metal wire cage. So
Speaker 1: I'm going to show you. It is like a dick
Speaker 1: shaped cage with a padlock on it, so you know
Speaker 1: what a chastity belt is, but for a dick. Wow.
Speaker 2: So these reviews are all also like these are all
Speaker 2: tongues shaped. His take right five stars from James Schreiber
Speaker 2: keeps my son from sinning my son. My son is
Speaker 2: going to be starting puberty in the next year or so.
Speaker 2: Although it says by James, but it's a woman writing
Speaker 2: it anyway. Maybe her name's James. Since his father left
Speaker 2: me and I am now raising him on my own,
Speaker 2: I bought one of these for him to wear when
Speaker 2: he's not being supervised. It is well made. I made
Speaker 2: sure he's unable to take it off without removing the lock.
Speaker 2: I know it is a great product because he absolutely
Speaker 2: hates it. I don't enjoy seeing him unhappy, but I
Speaker 2: enjoy the peace of mind knowing that he isn't messing
Speaker 2: around at school, sinning at night, and most of all,
Speaker 2: I'm glad he's remaining pure for the Lord. He is
Speaker 2: counting the days about eight years until he's old enough
Speaker 2: to join the seminary and be able to take it off.
Speaker 2: Great products. Thanks again.
Speaker 1: I cannot believe that product exists, but I just still
Speaker 1: am shocked people write reviews.
Speaker 2: I know, but like it's funny. It's like I think
Speaker 2: people wanting to inject some comedy.
Speaker 1: Yeah totally, or just doing what you're doing. It's a
Speaker 1: horse's head.
Speaker 2: It's a horse's head. This is the accouterments horsehead mask.
Speaker 1: I've got a unicorn mask.
Speaker 2: Have you Yeah, for the kids or yourself?
Speaker 1: I got it for myself and then the kids end
Speaker 1: up using full over the head muff. Very uncomfortable, flustic
Speaker 1: in a year of those Yeah, well, this is a
Speaker 1: giant horse's head, if you can imagine. John Neil gives
Speaker 1: it five stars and wrote saved my life. When I
Speaker 1: turned State's witness. They didn't have enough money to put
Speaker 1: me in the witness protection program, so they so they
Speaker 1: bore me this mask and gave me a list of
Speaker 1: suggested places to move. Since then, I've lived my life
Speaker 1: in peace and safety, knowing that my old identity is
Speaker 1: forever obscured by this life saving item. This is a
Speaker 1: review from W Christian for the Holy Bible, the King
Speaker 1: James version. For those of you who don't know, this
Speaker 1: is God's second novel after the Old Testament. It's a
Speaker 1: marked improvement in my opinion. He got rid of a
Speaker 1: lot of his previous angst and scorn and has really
Speaker 1: begun to show some of the maturity present in his
Speaker 1: later works. He's become a much more loving and kind God,
Speaker 1: and noticeably he doesn't throw nearly as many tantrums as
Speaker 1: he did in the first book. That said, there is
Speaker 1: still vast room for improvement. Plot Wise, there isn't really
Speaker 1: much suspense, and the story can be incredibly repetitive. In
Speaker 1: like four chapters, he just rewords the same basic story
Speaker 1: over and over again. To top that off, he puts
Speaker 1: those chapters one ride after the other like we wouldn't notice.
Speaker 2: I like the whole Jesus character, but let's face it,
Speaker 2: the whole good guy martyr thing has been done before.
Speaker 2: There was no need to devote so much of the
Speaker 2: book to that guy. If you're really looking for a
Speaker 2: good God, read check out the Quran or the Book
Speaker 2: of Mormon. They're much more polished. Plus, the storytelling in
Speaker 2: the Book of Mormon is wild. Some people say it
Speaker 2: goes too far and point to it as evidence that
Speaker 2: God's over the hill, But I beg to differ. Just
Speaker 2: read it God's like a genius or something. I mean
Speaker 2: the magic spectacles. I don't know how he dreams up
Speaker 2: some of this shit.
Speaker 1: That is so good.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is fucking funny. You know those red cups
Speaker 2: that you see in the movies that they drink from
Speaker 2: it in front.
Speaker 1: Yes, plastic ones, and they always play beer pong into
Speaker 1: them and stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, five star review from RN Good Cups. I
Speaker 2: order these cups every couple of months. They are way
Speaker 2: better at holding water than my hands. I mean with
Speaker 2: my hands I can hold with my hands, I can
Speaker 2: hold maybe five or four ounces of water. And I
Speaker 2: have to wash my hands really well before I do it, too,
Speaker 2: unless I'm eating Indian food. In that case, I let
Speaker 2: the flavors spice up my beverages, and no matter how
Speaker 2: well I wash my hands, they also seem to leave
Speaker 2: a distinct taste in the beverage. Maybe it's the soap
Speaker 2: I use. Either way, these cups are way more convenient.
Speaker 2: No more sitting at home on the couch with one
Speaker 2: hand holding a top of popcorn with a corn dog
Speaker 2: in it while the other hand holds a meager four
Speaker 2: ounces of soda to help washle that down. I used
Speaker 2: to just eat most of my meals by the sink
Speaker 2: or drink just straight out of a two liter, but
Speaker 2: I felt it was classless. And one more, there is
Speaker 2: an item called toddler tamers. They are you know how
Speaker 2: you can buy ankle weights. Yes, they're like ankle weights
Speaker 2: for toddlers to slow them down so they can't run
Speaker 2: all Its God Toddler Tamer's Leashless ankle Weights system.
Speaker 1: My gosh.
Speaker 2: Okay, someone wrote this is such a bad product. You
Speaker 2: might have temporary control over your tot, but you're just
Speaker 2: going to make it stronger. What's worse than an uncontrollable baby?
Speaker 2: An uncontrollable baby who never missed leg day and could
Speaker 2: kill you with Aren't they gold? Are they so good?
Speaker 1: It's so funny good times. We all need a laugh,
Speaker 1: don't we all need?
Speaker 2: We don't laugh? That's sound like you did for the day.
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Speaker 2: We'll to you guys very soon.
Speaker 1: By for now, love you