WEBVTT - LUCKY DIP,  EP 133

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Hello, and welcome to the podcast TODs. You're Lucky Dip.

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<v Speaker 1>It's mail and money with you as a usual world.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi, Hi everyone, how are you going? Mons?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm pretty good. Thanks, I'm pretty good. I'm happy

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<v Speaker 1>because today you're running a lucky dip. Normally we go

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<v Speaker 1>what do you got? What have you got for the

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<v Speaker 1>lucky dips? And we each think of something, But today's

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<v Speaker 1>your day, so I have the day off you do.

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<v Speaker 2>And I thought i'd come back with a few more

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<v Speaker 2>funny reviews because I only got through like one or

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<v Speaker 2>two last.

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<v Speaker 1>Four we went full the day we went real brown town. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>don't do any more brown towns.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, no, no, these are not okay. This one

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<v Speaker 2>is for Can you believe this is the most fucking

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<v Speaker 2>ridiculous item I've ever heard of in my life? Big

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<v Speaker 2>for her, medium ballpoint pen for her for her.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, I wonder why are our fingers a different shape

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<v Speaker 1>than man? You know? On a side note, I am

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<v Speaker 1>such a pen snob, I say, I say, just am

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<v Speaker 1>so particular with my pens, Like I even thought of

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<v Speaker 1>this this morning because I always doodle while we're doing this,

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<v Speaker 1>and I've got this artline two hundred fine tip pen.

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<v Speaker 1>I love the liquid. I hate just your standard big pen, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>don't give me your cheap shit pen.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, there is a notebook I'll send you a link

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<v Speaker 2>to that I saw advertised on Instagram. It's it's actually fascinating.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a notebook that's made from stone, like the pages

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<v Speaker 2>something about the pages are made from stone or something.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's completely waterproof as well. But it's like normal paper.

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<v Speaker 2>But like she throws a glass of water on it,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's that's so week way. But this is the

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<v Speaker 2>thing that hooked me in. It's because there's no grain

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<v Speaker 2>to it, because it's not paper. She says. The pen glides. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm my glide. As soon as she said that,

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, I'm going to come. Just as soon

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<v Speaker 2>as she said the glides, I was like, I've got

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<v Speaker 2>to get one of these. I'll send you a link

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<v Speaker 2>to it and tell me if you're into it.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm in the show notes to in case anyone

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<v Speaker 1>wants to.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'll find the name. Yes, I'll find the name. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So this is the big for her medium ballpoint pen

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<v Speaker 2>and the review on Amazon is five stars, great product. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>my husband has never allowed me to write, as he

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't want me touching men's pins. However, when I saw

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<v Speaker 2>this product, I decided to buy it using my pocket money,

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<v Speaker 2>and so far it has been fabulous. Once I learned

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<v Speaker 2>to write. The feminine color and the grip size, which

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<v Speaker 2>was much more suited to my delicate little hands, has

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<v Speaker 2>enabled me to vent thoughts about new recipe ideas sewing

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<v Speaker 2>and gardening. My husband is less pleased with this product

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<v Speaker 2>is he believes it will lead to more independence and

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<v Speaker 2>he hates the feminine tingling sensation with the visions of

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<v Speaker 2>fairies and rainbows he gets whenever he picks it up.

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<v Speaker 2>What a fucking stupid product.

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<v Speaker 1>What a stupid stupid product. And I love her sarcasm

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<v Speaker 1>in her reply. Good on for taking the time to

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<v Speaker 1>do that.

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<v Speaker 2>The other part about these reviews are the things that

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<v Speaker 2>you can buy on Amazon.

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<v Speaker 1>That is wild to me. There's a female pen mate.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen to this. This is a review for the look.

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<v Speaker 1>The brand looks like it's it's honey h O n y.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's a TYPEO. I think it's meant to

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<v Speaker 1>be horny. Okay, Male chastity device metal wire cage. So

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to show you. It is like a dick

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<v Speaker 1>shaped cage with a padlock on it, so you know

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<v Speaker 1>what a chastity belt is, but for a dick. Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>So these reviews are all also like these are all

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<v Speaker 2>tongues shaped. His take right five stars from James Schreiber

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<v Speaker 2>keeps my son from sinning my son. My son is

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<v Speaker 2>going to be starting puberty in the next year or so.

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<v Speaker 2>Although it says by James, but it's a woman writing

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<v Speaker 2>it anyway. Maybe her name's James. Since his father left

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<v Speaker 2>me and I am now raising him on my own,

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<v Speaker 2>I bought one of these for him to wear when

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<v Speaker 2>he's not being supervised. It is well made. I made

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<v Speaker 2>sure he's unable to take it off without removing the lock.

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<v Speaker 2>I know it is a great product because he absolutely

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<v Speaker 2>hates it. I don't enjoy seeing him unhappy, but I

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<v Speaker 2>enjoy the peace of mind knowing that he isn't messing

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<v Speaker 2>around at school, sinning at night, and most of all,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm glad he's remaining pure for the Lord. He is

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<v Speaker 2>counting the days about eight years until he's old enough

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<v Speaker 2>to join the seminary and be able to take it off.

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<v Speaker 2>Great products. Thanks again.

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<v Speaker 1>I cannot believe that product exists, but I just still

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<v Speaker 1>am shocked people write reviews.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, but like it's funny. It's like I think

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<v Speaker 2>people wanting to inject some comedy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah totally, or just doing what you're doing. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>horse's head.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a horse's head. This is the accouterments horsehead mask.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got a unicorn mask.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you Yeah, for the kids or yourself?

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<v Speaker 1>I got it for myself and then the kids end

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<v Speaker 1>up using full over the head muff. Very uncomfortable, flustic

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<v Speaker 1>in a year of those Yeah, well, this is a

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<v Speaker 1>giant horse's head, if you can imagine. John Neil gives

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<v Speaker 1>it five stars and wrote saved my life. When I

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<v Speaker 1>turned State's witness. They didn't have enough money to put

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<v Speaker 1>me in the witness protection program, so they so they

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<v Speaker 1>bore me this mask and gave me a list of

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<v Speaker 1>suggested places to move. Since then, I've lived my life

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<v Speaker 1>in peace and safety, knowing that my old identity is

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<v Speaker 1>forever obscured by this life saving item. This is a

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<v Speaker 1>review from W Christian for the Holy Bible, the King

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<v Speaker 1>James version. For those of you who don't know, this

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<v Speaker 1>is God's second novel after the Old Testament. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>marked improvement in my opinion. He got rid of a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of his previous angst and scorn and has really

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<v Speaker 1>begun to show some of the maturity present in his

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<v Speaker 1>later works. He's become a much more loving and kind God,

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<v Speaker 1>and noticeably he doesn't throw nearly as many tantrums as

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<v Speaker 1>he did in the first book. That said, there is

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<v Speaker 1>still vast room for improvement. Plot Wise, there isn't really

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<v Speaker 1>much suspense, and the story can be incredibly repetitive. In

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<v Speaker 1>like four chapters, he just rewords the same basic story

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<v Speaker 1>over and over again. To top that off, he puts

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<v Speaker 1>those chapters one ride after the other like we wouldn't notice.

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<v Speaker 2>I like the whole Jesus character, but let's face it,

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<v Speaker 2>the whole good guy martyr thing has been done before.

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<v Speaker 2>There was no need to devote so much of the

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<v Speaker 2>book to that guy. If you're really looking for a

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<v Speaker 2>good God, read check out the Quran or the Book

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<v Speaker 2>of Mormon. They're much more polished. Plus, the storytelling in

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<v Speaker 2>the Book of Mormon is wild. Some people say it

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<v Speaker 2>goes too far and point to it as evidence that

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<v Speaker 2>God's over the hill, But I beg to differ. Just

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<v Speaker 2>read it God's like a genius or something. I mean

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<v Speaker 2>the magic spectacles. I don't know how he dreams up

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<v Speaker 2>some of this shit.

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<v Speaker 1>That is so good.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, this is fucking funny. You know those red cups

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<v Speaker 2>that you see in the movies that they drink from

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<v Speaker 2>it in front.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, plastic ones, and they always play beer pong into

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<v Speaker 1>them and stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, five star review from RN Good Cups. I

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<v Speaker 2>order these cups every couple of months. They are way

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<v Speaker 2>better at holding water than my hands. I mean with

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<v Speaker 2>my hands I can hold with my hands, I can

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<v Speaker 2>hold maybe five or four ounces of water. And I

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<v Speaker 2>have to wash my hands really well before I do it, too,

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<v Speaker 2>unless I'm eating Indian food. In that case, I let

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<v Speaker 2>the flavors spice up my beverages, and no matter how

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<v Speaker 2>well I wash my hands, they also seem to leave

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<v Speaker 2>a distinct taste in the beverage. Maybe it's the soap

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<v Speaker 2>I use. Either way, these cups are way more convenient.

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<v Speaker 2>No more sitting at home on the couch with one

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<v Speaker 2>hand holding a top of popcorn with a corn dog

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<v Speaker 2>in it while the other hand holds a meager four

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<v Speaker 2>ounces of soda to help washle that down. I used

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<v Speaker 2>to just eat most of my meals by the sink

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<v Speaker 2>or drink just straight out of a two liter, but

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<v Speaker 2>I felt it was classless. And one more, there is

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<v Speaker 2>an item called toddler tamers. They are you know how

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<v Speaker 2>you can buy ankle weights. Yes, they're like ankle weights

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<v Speaker 2>for toddlers to slow them down so they can't run

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<v Speaker 2>all Its God Toddler Tamer's Leashless ankle Weights system.

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<v Speaker 1>My gosh.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, someone wrote this is such a bad product. You

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<v Speaker 2>might have temporary control over your tot, but you're just

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<v Speaker 2>going to make it stronger. What's worse than an uncontrollable baby?

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<v Speaker 2>An uncontrollable baby who never missed leg day and could

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<v Speaker 2>kill you with Aren't they gold? Are they so good?

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<v Speaker 1>It's so funny good times. We all need a laugh,

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<v Speaker 1>don't we all need?

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<v Speaker 2>We don't laugh? That's sound like you did for the day.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you so much for listening. If you can give

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<v Speaker 1>us a rating wherever you listen to us or comment,

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<v Speaker 1>that would be unreal. And make sure you get in

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<v Speaker 2>We'll to you guys very soon.

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<v Speaker 1>By for now, love you