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Speaker 1: Appogia Production.

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Speaker 2: Welcome back to another episode about my Bad Mum podcast.

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Speaker 2: I feel like I can finally breathe. It's been like

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Speaker 2: the lead up to birthday in our house.

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Speaker 1: It's your happy birthday.

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Speaker 3: Well, I like to say to you happy birthing day.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because that's what you were doing. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a few years back now, but like

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Speaker 3: that's what you were doing on this day.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Vajina feeling today much more intact.

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Speaker 2: I had a sea six.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's right, shit, you're inside or intact? Okay, well

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Speaker 1: that's all right.

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Speaker 3: I was literally probably too much information, but people are

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Speaker 3: used to it on this podcast, but I was genuinely

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Speaker 3: just sitting in the car and I had that moment

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Speaker 3: where I was like, fuck it, I'm just going to

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Speaker 3: go in with nobran.

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Speaker 1: I'm just going to record the podcast and Katie won't care. Now.

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Speaker 1: I have that moment of going people.

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Speaker 3: Don't come onto this podcast to watch my boobs flop

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Speaker 3: around because I forget about the cameras.

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Speaker 1: I was like just in there. I was like, oh gosh,

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Speaker 1: my sports bar. I was all drenched. I was like,

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna take it off.

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Speaker 2: Some people really make an effort for their podcast. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: am I bad mum for making their birthday about me.

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Speaker 1: As standard? Well, well, I have to give accolades.

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Speaker 3: Where accolades are you. They wouldn't be here if you

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Speaker 3: didn't do the job. You didn't do the work. You

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Speaker 3: did the work.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like every birthday like today was a

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Speaker 2: great example. So the girl's birthday today, they have turned seventeen, crazy,

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Speaker 2: and I feel like there comes to a point every

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Speaker 2: birthday where Jay and I high five each other and go,

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Speaker 2: well done.

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Speaker 1: You should. We did it.

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Speaker 2: You should because we have obviously one birthday for both

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Speaker 2: the kids. So there was something that was stressing me

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Speaker 2: out in the lead up to the birthday, and that

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Speaker 2: was that we booked Holly's driving test for this morning

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Speaker 2: on the birthday.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, on the actual birthday day.

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Speaker 2: I said to a friend the other day, I was like,

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Speaker 2: oh shit, like I really didn't think this through because

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Speaker 2: there's going to be a horrible birthday. She failed, and

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Speaker 2: fifty percent of people failed their driving test. I failed

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Speaker 2: first time round? Did you?

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Speaker 1: I didn't?

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Speaker 2: You should have.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm a fucking great driver, just asked me. I'm

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Speaker 1: not confident, just asked me.

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Speaker 3: I was like, there's a lot of life and I

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Speaker 3: might not be confident about but I know that I'm

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Speaker 3: a fucking great driver.

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Speaker 4: I can nail that shit and just ask me, just

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Speaker 4: ask me, I'll do it. So yeah, birthty percent. She's

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Speaker 4: come out on top fifty to fifty.

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Speaker 1: It's like a rushing her away.

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Speaker 2: She's and rage. She drove this morning, so had like

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Speaker 2: a warm up with Jay, took her. They went early

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Speaker 2: so that she could drive around practice first. It's the

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Speaker 2: worst driving she's ever done this morning.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she's just getting it all out of her system

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Speaker 1: before she had to do the practice run, that's all. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So anyway, she passed, amazing, so excited I could have

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Speaker 2: hugged that hug because I was just so like relieved.

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Speaker 2: I didn't know how it was. It genuinely didn't know,

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Speaker 2: like she's done all the hours and whatever. But there

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Speaker 2: are definitely times where I go, fuck you definitely would

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Speaker 2: have failed then an instant failed.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, she passed. That's really good news. And then

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Speaker 2: this is where I made it about me rage because

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Speaker 2: then off they go to take the two of them

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Speaker 2: like a couple of old ladies, and then they go,

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Speaker 2: oh my god, and I've gone Okay, yeah, I can

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Speaker 2: pick you up today. I'll see you at three. And

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Speaker 2: they looked at me and you don't need to pick

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Speaker 2: us up. I was like, oh shit, yeah, I don't

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Speaker 2: need to pick you up. Like what a great feeling.

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Speaker 2: I mean still at the same tis about you know,

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Speaker 2: you're sending your two kids off in a car on

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Speaker 2: their own, Like there's still that, you know, it doesn't

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Speaker 2: matter how old they are, there's still your little baby.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I then thought, so we're going for dinner tonight. So

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Speaker 2: every year on their birthday we get for a family dinner. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: And I was like, okay, great, So we booked dinner

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Speaker 2: and usually, well always one of us will drive. It's

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Speaker 2: never a situation where we get an uber normally because

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Speaker 2: it's just kids' birthday. It's not like we're going out

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Speaker 2: with friends all night. And I spoke to Jay and

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Speaker 2: I was like, looking forward to dinner now, like it

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Speaker 2: felt like such a sigh of relief. Pasta test birthday

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Speaker 2: presence went down. Well, Sunshining was like, it's Friday dinner tonight,

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Speaker 2: and I'm looking forward to it now because it could

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Speaker 2: have been. It could have been a horrible, depressing dinner

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Speaker 2: if Hollywood.

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Speaker 1: Oh, it would have been a long knop. It would

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Speaker 1: have been a long one with very long faces.

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Speaker 2: And then Jay said to me, Yes, it's great, isn't it.

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Speaker 2: We can have a few drinks, Holly aol drive. I

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Speaker 2: was like, yes, this is the payoff.

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Speaker 1: Best, this is it, this is where it starts. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is.

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Speaker 2: We're going out for dinner tonight, right for the first

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Speaker 2: time ever. Yeah, and well, have a couple of drinks

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Speaker 2: and we're then going to sit in the back.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. And the drive so exciting.

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Speaker 3: Can we just tell the listeners though, what you did

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Speaker 3: tell me outside, because I sort of I fucked it

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Speaker 3: up a little bit because I thought you were telling

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Speaker 3: me one thing and then you were like, then you

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Speaker 3: were actually telling me another thing. But tell everyone when

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Speaker 3: you did say oh okay bye, Yeah, what did you

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Speaker 3: do in the steps after that?

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Speaker 2: I said to you, Yeah, I followed the car.

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Speaker 1: I followed the car.

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Speaker 2: I knew it. Yeah, I said, I followed the car,

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Speaker 2: so I knew it was safe and knew when what

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Speaker 2: the fuck you followed? You followed the examiner? You followed

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Speaker 2: the I thought you were.

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Speaker 3: Telling me you got in the car after she departed

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Speaker 3: with the instructor driving instructor who was taking her test,

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Speaker 3: and you followed them, and I was like like.

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Speaker 2: A PC, like a psychope, one behind, waving in the

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Speaker 2: mirror indicate stop stop do stop don But what's worrying.

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Speaker 2: What's more worrying about that is that you, as my

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Speaker 2: friend of many years, thought that that was possible that

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Speaker 2: I did do that.

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Speaker 3: I was already in my head. I could visualize you

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Speaker 3: driving behind them. Good job, Yes, nailed the parking.

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Speaker 1: That's my mom. Yes, sorry that.

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Speaker 2: That was beside them at the trafflights, window down.

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Speaker 1: Just take it. Imagine that.

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Speaker 2: No, if I was giving any guidance, she would not

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Speaker 2: have passed.

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Speaker 3: I would be dying, literally dying if my mom did that.

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Speaker 1: Now, I really think we should do it just for.

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Speaker 3: Oh, do it with the Melia, and then we'll do

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Speaker 3: it with Gracie, and then we'll do it with Elsie.

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Speaker 1: Because I wouldn't be able to be the driver. You'd

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Speaker 1: have to be driving tears. I'd have tears. But you

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Speaker 1: did follow them.

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Speaker 2: I followed them to tape to work out the parking situation.

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Speaker 1: My think, do you there's two of them that'll be fine.

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Speaker 1: Let me go, don't find a park what are they

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Speaker 1: going to do? Drive around three hours? Mistape not my problem.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but what I would do on paper is not

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Speaker 2: what I actually do.

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Speaker 1: In real life.

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Speaker 2: What I should do is not what I do do.

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Speaker 1: And I'm happy to admit that.

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Speaker 3: With everything, that's where he thought a life