Speaker 1: This is the Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: This is not a sweeping statement. Choice of Van's a
Speaker 2: legend absolute But let's do.
Speaker 1: This Swans sweep.
Speaker 3: Here we go.
Speaker 2: We're going to get controversial today. I can feel it.
Speaker 2: What is your unpopular opinion? What is the one thing
Speaker 2: that you believe in your heart of hearts? But you're
Speaker 2: nervous to say.
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four to ten? Jump on the line and
Speaker 4: share them with us.
Speaker 2: Mind's a bit of a reverse one. Because we had
Speaker 2: Chinese takeaway last night. Maybe the kids and I ordered something.
Speaker 2: When it arrived, both of my youngest kids, Kit and
Speaker 2: Peek both went, what we ordered? Chinese takeaway? And you
Speaker 2: ordered that? That is not a menu item that you order.
Speaker 2: It was tofu and stir fried vegetables.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's pretty pathetic.
Speaker 2: They would discuss it. They said, not in a million
Speaker 2: years would a normal person order that.
Speaker 4: I said, well what would I?
Speaker 3: What do you order?
Speaker 2: They go, you know, spring rolls, chicken and cash nuts,
Speaker 2: lemon chicken dumplings.
Speaker 4: I guess if you were a vegan you would go
Speaker 4: for that.
Speaker 3: I just loved stir fried tofu and broccoli.
Speaker 4: I guess I get that. It just it is a
Speaker 4: little disappointing, and if my mum ordered that, I disowner.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm going to say my sweeping statement is that
Speaker 2: is a perfectly rational and fine.
Speaker 3: Dish to order for takeaway. It's stuff.
Speaker 4: A vegan option, yes, says a lot about a person's character.
Speaker 3: But I'm not a vegan. I just like to get
Speaker 3: out the whole rules are that you're not. Let be honest.
Speaker 4: I know that's also not really a sweeping state. This yes,
Speaker 4: and you should have another one.
Speaker 2: Whole meal bread should be discontinued.
Speaker 4: Agree across the board retweet why do you exist?
Speaker 2: Like if you don't like white bread, there's multi grade,
Speaker 2: magical have that?
Speaker 3: What is that weird whole meal? Who buys it?
Speaker 4: Doesn't belong?
Speaker 3: It is nothing? It discontinued.
Speaker 4: What are your thoughts on Rye bread? Because I enjoy
Speaker 4: Rye Fine, okay.
Speaker 3: Cool fine, Rye can stay that whole meal. Jog on.
Speaker 4: My sweeping statement is jog on. If you are over
Speaker 4: the age of eighteen, get off the EA scooter. Scooters
Speaker 4: are for young kids and for people in their early teens.
Speaker 4: When I see Craig who's thirty eight with a helmet
Speaker 4: on in a suit riding to work work on an
Speaker 4: e scooter, the word pathetic comes to mind. Really, I
Speaker 4: just think they're just you look like a clown, bro.
Speaker 3: But he's doing good for the planet.
Speaker 4: I'm not talking about the planet.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I know you never are. I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't think you're allowed to.
Speaker 2: Be a child or a teen on an e scooter.
Speaker 2: You've got to be eighteen and over or something, all right.
Speaker 2: I know that because I hired one for peg legally
Speaker 2: and then pushed her off it because it.
Speaker 3: Went so far?
Speaker 5: Did you?
Speaker 3: When she was like, I want to have a go on,
Speaker 3: then I said, sure, I'll hire one for you. I'm
Speaker 3: old enough. Anyway, she gets on it, it flew off
Speaker 3: at such a clip. I grabbed her to save it.
Speaker 3: The Crissy Swan show Let's go Unpopular.
Speaker 1: Swan's sweepy steamers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I said that the whole mill bread should be discontinued.
Speaker 2: And I'm talking across the board, every incarnation, every shop,
Speaker 2: every machine, stop it.
Speaker 4: I get it. I'm with you, and I think adults
Speaker 4: shouldn't be on any scooters. I just think it looks
Speaker 4: a bit funny and weird. I'm sorry, and I get there.
Speaker 3: They're doing it in Europe all the time. Surely it's
Speaker 3: cool there.
Speaker 4: No, Well, you can only get bicycles now in Europe,
Speaker 4: even in Melbourne. I believe they've outlawed the scooters because
Speaker 4: they're so dangerous, really and they're kind of annoying. And
Speaker 4: to your question about what if you want to support
Speaker 4: the environment, buy a Tesla or get a hybrid car
Speaker 4: like your car? You know you can do your bit.
Speaker 3: You can't even say Toyota.
Speaker 4: I wasn't triref You want me to say what car
Speaker 4: you have? Yeah, get a Toyota hybrid?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Is it so shameful?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: I was being respectful of your primary You were like, no,
Speaker 4: I wasn't doing it for that.
Speaker 2: I can say Tesla, fine, I can't say Twota.
Speaker 4: Hey, I'd learned to drive in an eighty eighty series Toyota.
Speaker 4: I love Toyotas.
Speaker 3: I love Tweetas too. Hey, Nick, what is your unpopular opinion?
Speaker 6: I think that all face clash is a rip off.
Speaker 7: Surely your thin can't change that much from your.
Speaker 2: Neck or your shoulders to you, So that's so interesting
Speaker 2: me because I feel the same about hand cream.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I just use I'm just like it's just skin.
Speaker 2: I'll just use my facial moisturizer and give it a
Speaker 2: little once over.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I would love to know the science behind it. So, Nikki,
Speaker 4: are you saying like you just use like showered l
Speaker 4: on your face?
Speaker 8: Imperial leather?
Speaker 4: Oh stop it?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, with the little golden sticker. Yeap blocks
Speaker 3: the drains all the time.
Speaker 8: Probably not environmentally friendly, but I use that on my face.
Speaker 7: I've never actually used face wash.
Speaker 8: I just think it's the biggest rip off.
Speaker 9: Eight bucks for faith wash, eight bucks of six bars
Speaker 9: of imperial.
Speaker 2: Eight bars, eight dollars. I'm people pay a lot more
Speaker 2: than that. So you're ahead, You are ahead.
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Speaker 7: Oh thank you, that's great.
Speaker 3: You can do that in your shower. Were watching with
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Speaker 9: Hi, Kathy, Hey guys.
Speaker 3: What is your sweeping statement?
Speaker 9: You don't have to have red wine with steak. You
Speaker 9: can have muscado with steak.
Speaker 3: What's moscado? Is that red or white white?
Speaker 9: It's a sweet white wine, so it off sets the
Speaker 9: savory of the compliments, the savory of.
Speaker 4: The steak, because traditionally you should drink red wine when
Speaker 4: you're having a steak.
Speaker 9: Hey, Kathy, absolutely.
Speaker 3: Why is that? I've never known why? Sure, do you
Speaker 3: just drink whatever you like?
Speaker 4: I'd love to know why too, But it does. It
Speaker 4: does feel right, like. I love that you do this,
Speaker 4: Kathy and have a moscado with your steak, But I
Speaker 4: never would like the sweetness. Does the sweetness of the
Speaker 4: muscado not ruin your palette for the steak?
Speaker 9: I don't have an overly sweet muscado like sweet the
Speaker 9: sugary sweet ones and it's a really good combination.
Speaker 3: That's a similar rulegy.
Speaker 2: You're not supposed to have parmesan cheese on a seafood
Speaker 2: pasta dish. Yeah, I just put parmesan cheese on bod everything.
Speaker 4: That feels wrong. I get that. Hey, Priceline pharmacy voucher
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Speaker 3: Haying to call.
Speaker 1: Hi.
Speaker 6: How you going cood?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: You've gone to the laundry, my, I mean, it's one
Speaker 2: of my obsessions. But I don't understand what you're saying.
Speaker 6: So when people take their clothes off and they're inside
Speaker 6: out and then you wash them. So when you're the
Speaker 6: mom on the line, you've got to turn everyone's clothes
Speaker 6: in the right way and it takes forever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, welcome to bloody hair. How old are
Speaker 3: your kids? How old are your kids?
Speaker 6: Sixteen and fourteen? And then I've got my three grandchildren
Speaker 6: and there's five, two and one, and then me and
Speaker 6: my husband.
Speaker 2: Please tell me, Nicole, that you do not do all
Speaker 2: of that unpaid labor for those grandchildren as well I do.
Speaker 6: And even the older children. My fourteen year old sitting
Speaker 6: right beside me, clothes inside out, Nicole, can I get.
Speaker 3: You put it? Is it a he or a sheep?
Speaker 6: Or girls?
Speaker 3: Put her on the phone.
Speaker 6: Right now, it's here right beside.
Speaker 4: I want to have a talk to her mom and
Speaker 4: mea podcast.
Speaker 3: What's the name Anna Hianna? Beautiful name? By the way,
Speaker 3: he is beautiful.
Speaker 2: Can you please just from member, Your mum is a
Speaker 2: person and she doesn't want to do all that, you
Speaker 2: know how you don't want to do it all either,
Speaker 2: does she. She's a normal person. Please just today take
Speaker 2: your school dress off and put it in the laundry.
Speaker 2: For the love of all that's good and holy.
Speaker 4: Thank you for Nicole. Have you had a day today, Phil,
Speaker 4: I'm sensing.
Speaker 3: That I've done seven loads of washing.
Speaker 4: You've had a bit on and I've.
Speaker 2: Got I've got to dry it all now and I
Speaker 2: have to get my hand in and get the little
Speaker 2: all the felt out, And I mean it's very depressing.
Speaker 3: Think very seriously about your decision.
Speaker 10: The Chrissy Swan Shows, The Christy Swan Show, Let's play
Speaker 10: around of unpopular opinions Swans sweeteas.
Speaker 3: I live for unpopular opinions.
Speaker 2: When someone says something that is unexpected and naughty fills
Speaker 2: me with joy.
Speaker 4: Same Swaney, And I mean that's ninety percent of our
Speaker 4: conversation when the microphones aren't.
Speaker 3: On, it actually is.
Speaker 2: That's why I love coming in here, because I know
Speaker 2: that you're always going to say something chicky, my sweeting's
Speaker 2: burning twenty four to ten. By the way, the most unpopular,
Speaker 2: the better. Like I'm still on a high from when
Speaker 2: that person called up and said I loved Donald Trump.
Speaker 2: Same and then had an answer for everything we said.
Speaker 2: And we're very kind about it. We're very open for him.
Speaker 4: That's what makes the world great. Difference of opinion. But
Speaker 4: also that woman couldn't answer my question When I questioned
Speaker 4: her about his policy.
Speaker 3: She said, it was a long time ago about the grab.
Speaker 4: All right, what's yours? Swan?
Speaker 3: Mine?
Speaker 8: Is this?
Speaker 3: I love food.
Speaker 2: I love every incarnation of sweet, savory, salty, Whatevermamy, there's
Speaker 2: the new one that's coming, sweepy sament, the bloody hell
Speaker 2: is your marmy? Also, no, o, Mummy isn't a flavor anyway.
Speaker 2: I think the worst flavor cross the board in every
Speaker 2: incarnation is orange and chocolate. I do not understand the
Speaker 2: existence of jaffers.
Speaker 3: I do not understand Terry's Chocolate orange and how popular
Speaker 3: it is.
Speaker 4: Wait, No, Terry's Chocolate Orange. Is that the ball wrapped
Speaker 4: in orange foil in the blue box? Yes, I love them.
Speaker 4: Mum used to buy them for me for Easter. They're elite.
Speaker 4: What are you talking about, woman?
Speaker 2: Chocolate and orange? No, it doesn't go. It's citrus and cream.
Speaker 4: No, I disagree, But that's the point of sweeping face.
Speaker 3: And that's true.
Speaker 4: That's right, And I like that you have that. Okay, mine? Today?
Speaker 4: Is I automatically dislike you if you have this particular
Speaker 4: ring tone? Okay, I hear it. A couple of people
Speaker 4: have it in.
Speaker 2: The This is it the Crazy Frog to buy it
Speaker 2: for eight dollars ninety nine.
Speaker 4: Remember buying I Do and be like stealing mum's phone.
Speaker 4: And I changed it to Apologize by one Republic and
Speaker 4: it stayed like that fifteen years.
Speaker 3: That is a great song. It's a great song.
Speaker 4: Oh I love it, dude, Yes, Okay, back to this
Speaker 4: ring tone though. If you have this ring tone, I
Speaker 4: love all our listeners, but you've got to change it
Speaker 4: because I don't like you. What do you mean?
Speaker 2: So if you're out at a restaurant or something and
Speaker 2: you're on a date or whatever and it's going well
Speaker 2: and that that ring tone happens.
Speaker 4: I hate you why because it's just so like, Oh,
Speaker 4: you're trying to be different by not having the normal
Speaker 4: lifehone ring tone, which I just have. And you've picked
Speaker 4: out of all of the select like there are so
Speaker 4: many options, you've picked piano riff, Like, do you think
Speaker 4: there's some old sophisticated New York.
Speaker 2: Like like the Blues Brothers or something cring. My phone
Speaker 2: is always on either silent or D and D and
Speaker 2: I don't even know what ring.
Speaker 3: Maybe I've got crazy.
Speaker 4: Now you just have you'd have a Siri call Christy Swan.
Speaker 3: Calling Christy Swan.
Speaker 4: Shut up, you do not We didn't even said that,
Speaker 4: No Swan, Okay, well I hate you. Third a twenty
Speaker 4: four to ten. Oh that is so sad. What is
Speaker 4: your sweeping statement? Jump on the line. Maybe it's you
Speaker 4: I've heard in the office, and that's why it's annoyed me.
Speaker 2: I don't even know the Chrissy Swan show, and we're
Speaker 2: doing a round of unpopular opinions.
Speaker 1: Swan's sweeping statements.
Speaker 2: I have said that orange and chocolate together is a
Speaker 2: terrible combination. I've never understood it, not there, not now,
Speaker 2: not ever.
Speaker 4: And I've said that if you have the piano riff
Speaker 4: ring tone, I do not like you.
Speaker 2: It's usually like a guy that fancies himself as one
Speaker 2: of the Blues Brothers, you know, funny fun or me.
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four to ten. What is your sweeping statement?
Speaker 3: He de hello, HELLI I'm well, how are you good?
Speaker 3: What is your sweeping statement?
Speaker 2: But by the way, I still love you even though
Speaker 2: you're about to say something very controversial.
Speaker 11: Yeah, it is a bit of noxious. Actually what I'm.
Speaker 4: Going to say, I'm here for it. D I'm on
Speaker 4: your side.
Speaker 11: I think shopping centers should have designated times when you
Speaker 11: are allowed to take young children and no other time.
Speaker 4: Agreed.
Speaker 2: What's your favorite shopping center? What are you talking about specifically?
Speaker 2: Is it like Indrapilli Turmbul term Side where.
Speaker 11: I yes, yeah, those big Indra Pilly all of them.
Speaker 11: I knew it was Interi, but any any big shopping center.
Speaker 3: Can I tell you? Yeah? Go you go.
Speaker 11: Before I had children, I honestly thought children should be
Speaker 11: banned all together. Then once I had them, I realized
Speaker 11: you do sometimes have to take them, but you know,
Speaker 11: a window of time.
Speaker 3: Can I sell you I went.
Speaker 2: I went to a big Westfield today for the first time,
Speaker 2: and I was there at nine thirty. Between nine thirty
Speaker 2: and ten thirty, there was no no one around, as
Speaker 2: in I mean there was people there. It wasn't like,
Speaker 2: you know, twenty eight days later it was in a
Speaker 2: zombie apocalypse, but there were no small children.
Speaker 3: It was so calm. I loved it. So there's your.
Speaker 4: Tip deep Priceline pharmacy voucher for you. Let's go to Penny.
Speaker 3: High pen Hi.
Speaker 5: How are you?
Speaker 3: I love your sweeping statement.
Speaker 5: I believe that teachers shouldn't be allowed to teach at
Speaker 5: the same school where children attend.
Speaker 3: I Gray, Penny, Now, why why do you think that?
Speaker 5: Oh, because it's like every year they're winning every Easter
Speaker 5: hat parade, they get picked for the sporting events. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 5: this is convenience.
Speaker 11: There they tot off again.
Speaker 2: I agree with your opinion, but for different reasons, because
Speaker 2: I would have hated to never get a break from
Speaker 2: my parents.
Speaker 3: Like school.
Speaker 2: School is my community, Like that was where I came alive.
Speaker 3: Imagine if mom and dad were there too.
Speaker 4: Oh, I imagine if Mum and dad heard every time
Speaker 4: I was called to the principal's office.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I felt sorry. I feel sorry for
Speaker 3: kids of teachers at school.
Speaker 4: There's no escape Priceline pharmacy voucher for you, Penny.
Speaker 3: Jewels, Come on, tell me what is it? What jewel?
Speaker 8: Well, hello, guys. I just wish it was okay to
Speaker 8: say to people if they really really have bad body
Speaker 8: odor or they're very smelly, to be able to say
Speaker 8: it to them without offending them, because they always get offended.
Speaker 8: Hr you can't. It's a very awkward thing. I think
Speaker 8: we should be able to say it and feel good
Speaker 8: about that and let them go and do something about it.
Speaker 2: I would love to know why we can smell it
Speaker 2: and they can't. That's what I'd like to know. I reckon,
Speaker 2: there must be some biological thing. There must be a
Speaker 2: pheromone thing.
Speaker 8: The worst thing is going into chemists warehouse where they
Speaker 8: have miles and racks of deodorant and half the people
Speaker 8: stacking the shell.
Speaker 4: Think you mean line there, juelie. Obviously we're going into price.
Speaker 3: Line and nobody smells a price line.
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Speaker 3: Actually, yeah, go there instead. Yeah, it smells good all
Speaker 3: the time.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, let's finish your tanyus money.
Speaker 3: Hi Tan, Hi, Chrissy, how are you well? I'm all
Speaker 3: right now, But what are you about to say to me?
Speaker 7: I think coffee is the most disgusting drink known to man.
Speaker 7: It is the most vile, putred tasting liquid you could
Speaker 7: possibly put in your mouth?
Speaker 3: Are you so vim? Are you drinking like SKFA blend
Speaker 3: forty three out of a java?
Speaker 7: I don't drink coffee it is I can't even eat
Speaker 7: cherramsou because of the coffee flavor. My mother was a
Speaker 7: really good cook when it came to terramissou. And for you,
Speaker 7: you and some Tina Missile. No Mama, I don't like it.
Speaker 3: I can hear that, I can hear the grief in
Speaker 3: your voice.
Speaker 2: I know that you wish that this wasn't true for you.
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