Speaker 1: We got get you the room morning every day Adelaides.
Speaker 2: Get a podcast is sorry, we're not around. We're on
Speaker 2: holiday at the moment. In a Colombian prison.
Speaker 1: Gosh, what happened? We want to put two and two together.
Speaker 2: To be honest, we came to see Cocaine Cassie. We thought, oh,
Speaker 2: we'll just go and hang out with her for a bit.
Speaker 2: She's not here anymore.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what you decided to bring her a gift and
Speaker 3: got yourself in trouble yourself? What is going on the
Speaker 3: Colombian prison as well? I'm not as fancy as you
Speaker 3: think as well. You think, oh, the Colombians, they really
Speaker 3: like to live it up. Prison not so glamorous.
Speaker 2: Quite crowded.
Speaker 1: I've found really crowded.
Speaker 4: They sort of they said, you know, here's your cell
Speaker 4: and there's seventeen other people.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So and look, I mean, by the law of stats,
Speaker 3: you're not going to get along with all the inmates,
Speaker 3: are you?
Speaker 2: Certainly not.
Speaker 4: But I am going to go down to reception and
Speaker 4: complain about the lack of room yeah, and facilities and
Speaker 4: room service.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And while we are talking about things which people that
Speaker 3: are probably fired up, let's talk about news reader Abby shit.
Speaker 3: She paid a visit to a clearvoyant recently.
Speaker 2: I'm surprised she isn't here in this Colombian reason.
Speaker 3: And the clearvoint was like, I see, I see future,
Speaker 3: resting bitch face.
Speaker 2: I see I see resting bitch face now and forever.
Speaker 1: Forever, permanently. And then Abby stormed out.
Speaker 2: Yeah with her resting bitch face.
Speaker 4: Now, I have waited all morning, so newsreader Abbey joins
Speaker 4: us in the studio.
Speaker 2: And yesterday, in.
Speaker 4: A bid to find out the direction of your life
Speaker 4: and your existence on this planet, you did what.
Speaker 5: I went and saw a clearvoyant. O. Gosh, yeah, it happened.
Speaker 5: It was actually really interesting.
Speaker 6: My family have all gone to clevoyance for you know,
Speaker 6: since forever.
Speaker 2: Don't say that she went.
Speaker 5: She was brilliant. Her name is Helen.
Speaker 6: She's out at Manapara, and she was just she did
Speaker 6: all this tarot stuff. So she's got all these different
Speaker 6: decks of cards. And we sort of went down like, okay,
Speaker 6: career wise, are you in the right career?
Speaker 5: What's coming up? What you know? What what are you
Speaker 5: going to be doing?
Speaker 2: Did you tell her what you do for me?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 6: But she ended up we went back to my past
Speaker 6: life and what I did in a past life.
Speaker 7: What did you do?
Speaker 6: So I was a writer in a past life, but
Speaker 6: I was also a witch, so okay, that.
Speaker 7: All makes sense.
Speaker 6: So we went through my past life and all of that,
Speaker 6: and then we went through sort of my career and
Speaker 6: what's coming up. She thinks that I told you a
Speaker 6: few weeks ago I'm doing the Masters of Criminology at UNI,
Speaker 6: so she thinks that I'm actually going to do a
Speaker 6: little bit more with that than what I think. Okay,
Speaker 6: and then obviously as we walked in straight away, she's like, oh,
Speaker 6: we need to talk about your love life.
Speaker 8: Oh.
Speaker 6: I thought she was going to say resting bitch face
Speaker 6: nor I remember, and I'm like, put a smile on.
Speaker 5: You gotta be in public. I'm trying to be nicer anyway.
Speaker 6: But yeah, So we delved into our love life and
Speaker 6: she basically went through all of the gentlemen with my
Speaker 6: love at the moment, and then she went through who
Speaker 6: my soulmate is, right, and she described what he looks like,
Speaker 6: his traits, what he's like, et cetera, et cetera.
Speaker 2: Who is this mystery man.
Speaker 6: Well, so he's apparently tall with dark hair and green eyes.
Speaker 6: So I feel like Hazy and I maybe are going
Speaker 6: to get together. But then she said that he was
Speaker 6: very entrepreneurial and very funny, so.
Speaker 2: That rules you out, that's true.
Speaker 6: But yeah, basically he's very tall, very funny, very entrepreneurial,
Speaker 6: quite well off. Apparently when are you meeting him? She
Speaker 6: seems to think by sort of October November this year. Yeah,
Speaker 6: and she seems to think so she said, you're definitely
Speaker 6: getting married and you're definitely having kids, so stop stressing
Speaker 6: about that. She seems to think I'll be pregnant by
Speaker 6: twenty twenty five and I'll be married by Oh sorry,
Speaker 6: I'll have a baby by twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2: Oh congratulations, you can have a baby.
Speaker 3: Really nice, well done to us. Yeah, always going to happen.
Speaker 4: So do you feel a bit more relaxed about things
Speaker 4: after going to see her?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I think so, because I was sort of getting to
Speaker 6: the point of, like, you know, last week, having a
Speaker 6: bit of a freak out, just going what is going on?
Speaker 5: And you know, what am I doing with my life?
Speaker 6: But yeah, since seeing her kind of eases that pressure
Speaker 6: out of your mind, I guess, and you start going
Speaker 6: it's all right, it'll happen when it happens.
Speaker 5: Breathe through it.
Speaker 7: You've got to.
Speaker 10: You just have to trust that the universe is going
Speaker 10: to take you to where you need to go.
Speaker 6: Correct And they're sort of flinging a few options at
Speaker 6: me at the moment, but they're people that I don't
Speaker 6: need to waste any time on.
Speaker 4: You don't love life or career, because if have you
Speaker 4: had other offers from other parts I've got I've got
Speaker 4: exes at the moment reaching back out.
Speaker 5: A right, are you're really happy? You're doing really well?
Speaker 5: And I'm like not today, say.
Speaker 6: She said, it's a test. It's the universe testing you,
Speaker 6: making sure that you have learned the lessons that you
Speaker 6: need to rain so that then this gentleman can come
Speaker 6: into your life.
Speaker 4: There are reasons why people are in the rear view mirror, Abby,
Speaker 4: take that away with you today.
Speaker 3: I like that, Oh look at you go. Sisterhood just
Speaker 3: really represented.
Speaker 5: On the mirror.
Speaker 6: But yeah, so anyway, that's the latest year up to Okay,
Speaker 6: I mean you're looking at.
Speaker 2: Me like you think I'm an idiot. All the time.
Speaker 2: I've learned some life lessons, Thank.
Speaker 5: You very much.
Speaker 1: From a clairvoyant.
Speaker 4: Yeah, my AUNTI is a clevoyant. She's amazing, she's incredible.
Speaker 4: She's predicted pretty much everything that's happened in my life.
Speaker 1: Really, she could have.
Speaker 2: Given me a heads up about a few things.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what, Jodie Oddie, if some random found
Speaker 3: your phone and they started going through it, would they
Speaker 3: be shocked?
Speaker 4: Oh? I don't think so. There's only one sort of
Speaker 4: raunchy selfie that I took consent to my husband.
Speaker 2: But apart from that, that's about.
Speaker 1: Okay, more on that please.
Speaker 4: Greg's just having a day when my cleavage looked really good,
Speaker 4: so I.
Speaker 1: Was like, yeah, Greg incoming short of Jodie's Judge.
Speaker 3: Classic the outrageous lists that we keep his humans, what
Speaker 3: about this? A bloke who attended a really popular Aussie
Speaker 3: snow destination lost his phone. It was found on the
Speaker 3: front was a life goal list nine different things that
Speaker 3: he wanted to achieve as a young man and they
Speaker 3: are bloody embarrassing.
Speaker 4: So hang on, it wasn't even in his phone. You
Speaker 4: didn't have to punch in a coat like literally on
Speaker 4: the side.
Speaker 1: Cover it was his log screen.
Speaker 3: You need no security to get in and understanding this
Speaker 3: bloke's a bit of a top.
Speaker 1: All right, should we go through we go through his
Speaker 1: little life goals? Is that interesting? Number one? Get Jack's
Speaker 1: and be eighty seven kilos.
Speaker 4: Eighty seven specifically, right, it's a big number, eighty eight
Speaker 4: eighty six.
Speaker 3: Guessing he's hovering around eighty kilos and he's probably on
Speaker 3: pre workout and all those sorts of things. Maybe he's
Speaker 3: on a bit of extra test Australia just to get
Speaker 3: him there. Yeah, seems like that sort of character. Yeah,
Speaker 3: a number two quit or nicotine?
Speaker 1: Sensible. Number three have twenty five thousand dollars in the
Speaker 1: bank account.
Speaker 7: That's that's gay.
Speaker 1: Number four have a motorbike? There you goes see everybody.
Speaker 4: I mean, motorbikes are such sensible life decisions, aren't they.
Speaker 4: I don't mean to judge anyone who is riding motorbike
Speaker 4: as we speak, but do they seem a little unsafe
Speaker 4: to me?
Speaker 1: Also, you're listening to the radio and a motorbike dangerous?
Speaker 1: Number five? Get good at fighting? Get good at fighting?
Speaker 1: Where is he?
Speaker 11: Where?
Speaker 1: What does he? Does he live in the octagon?
Speaker 4: Does he he's that guy my Jim who just stands
Speaker 4: there are shadow boxes to himself.
Speaker 3: You've got to get good at fighting because you never know.
Speaker 3: Number six, get good marks at UNI. That's actually quite sensible.
Speaker 3: Number seven, and you're.
Speaker 1: Going to like this one.
Speaker 3: I just feel like you're going to absolutely support this
Speaker 3: one because you're not going to frown upon.
Speaker 1: It at all. Have three girls on a.
Speaker 10: Roster a rotation system.
Speaker 3: Wow, and rounds it out by I don't know, this
Speaker 3: is a strange one. Number eight, don't get a hack
Speaker 3: cup for three months.
Speaker 2: Well, he's not gonna have three girls on the roster.
Speaker 1: Then it's exactly right.
Speaker 3: The roster one is really really interesting, though, isn't it.
Speaker 3: I've got a little a few little life goals for
Speaker 3: twenty twenty three as well.
Speaker 1: Top three have you yep?
Speaker 3: Do you mind if I just rattle on that Because
Speaker 3: we're an open we're in an open community here. We
Speaker 3: can support each other.
Speaker 2: This is a safe space for you.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Number three named newborn son incoming some in October.
Speaker 3: That's three first name options. You've got Jason, You've got Francis,
Speaker 3: and then Horn little Horn Hayes probably option number three.
Speaker 3: Number two become mates with Ryan Fitzgerald's I'm chipping away
Speaker 3: at that. I'm chipping away.
Speaker 2: You'll wear him down eventually.
Speaker 4: That's a plam setting up a tent outside his new
Speaker 4: nor Lunger pad, though, is a bit extreme.
Speaker 2: I would have thought.
Speaker 3: He's probably got security there. It's a bit of it.
Speaker 3: It's quite it's quite a four down there that he's building.
Speaker 2: And stop texting. Bej as well, I call a beach.
Speaker 3: Okay, and number one get drafted into the AFL thirty
Speaker 3: eight thirteen twenty four to ten. That really really important
Speaker 3: moment where you've forgot someone's name, My god, it just
Speaker 3: feels like in that particular moment, your brain could remember everything,
Speaker 3: every sort of algebraic theorem that you'll never use in
Speaker 3: your life.
Speaker 1: But that person in front of you.
Speaker 2: Bang, God, who are you? I mean right now, I
Speaker 2: don't even know your name.
Speaker 3: You don't even know my name. No, Andrew, pleasure to
Speaker 3: meet its nice to meet you. I mean, howvery times
Speaker 3: does that happened to you? Where you meet someone you
Speaker 3: think it's for the first time, but not so.
Speaker 4: If I had a dollar for every person that has
Speaker 4: said to me, oh, we've met before, Okay, Okay, I
Speaker 4: meet a lot of people.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: I see a lot of faces and I can't remember
Speaker 4: all of them.
Speaker 3: I love it when the follow up conversation is oh, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: it was actually yesterday we had lunch together. Yes, And
Speaker 3: then the next conversation, actually, i'm your husband. My name
Speaker 3: is Greeg and you're like, nice to meet you. No, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: we live together and we have children together.
Speaker 2: Actually you're pregnant with my child.
Speaker 3: Okay, how many times have you accidentally got yourself friend?
Speaker 1: That's ridiculous.
Speaker 3: Happened to a very good friend and colleague of mine
Speaker 3: at chapter seven and one of the best in the
Speaker 3: business that must be seen, Girtie Spurling Oti, Yes, who
Speaker 3: is just a flawless news presenter and also a weather
Speaker 3: presenter as well. Extraordinary, really good.
Speaker 4: I have to it has to be said. You don't
Speaker 4: meet a lot of Girty's, do you.
Speaker 3: No, you don't, So I only know one Girdi. So
Speaker 3: how could I ever forget Gertie's now you couldn't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely not.
Speaker 3: We rarely read together, and a few weeks ago we
Speaker 3: read together for four o'clock Borughton.
Speaker 1: So I did sport and then when I threw back
Speaker 1: to Gerdie, I think.
Speaker 3: I don't know if it was a combination of Gertie
Speaker 3: actually not knowing who I was, having something else in
Speaker 3: their head, or just a whole heap of But this
Speaker 3: is how it went down, and you can you can
Speaker 3: probably pinpoint the moment where Gertie's like, I've forgotten your name,
Speaker 3: and no doubt Gertie won that horse Wednesday, Celebrate Responsible,
Speaker 3: Thanks for that.
Speaker 12: Here's along next with All the Weekend about the detail.
Speaker 3: Then so straight away we're going to the aids and
Speaker 3: we're both at the same time. I've got you forgot
Speaker 3: my name, She's got I forgot your name. And then
Speaker 3: the follow up the next week was me accidentally calling
Speaker 3: her Gordy Gordy yes, which kind of went under the radar, but.
Speaker 2: Just play that one more time for me, and no.
Speaker 3: Doubt, Gertie won that horse Wednesday, Celebrate Responsible, Thanks for that.
Speaker 12: Next with All the Weekend where the detail.
Speaker 3: Framous scream and she'd been reading the last few days
Speaker 3: with THEO all right and her rom was like, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's THEO.
Speaker 4: I know it's not in her defense, she is a
Speaker 4: very busy working mother, okay, and sometimes these things can happen.
Speaker 3: That's probably the first time that gert He's ever been
Speaker 3: stunt for words brings me back to a time a
Speaker 3: couple of years ago as well with one of the
Speaker 3: absolute greats, and that's Jane Doyle Douyen. Yes, so Doyen,
Speaker 3: Jane Doyen, they call her who you're not going to
Speaker 3: believe forgot a million milk? What Yeah, instead of saying
Speaker 3: Amelia just threw a really really Australian name in there.
Speaker 13: Instead, just sixteen degrees the forecast top four. Adelaid that's
Speaker 13: around eight below average for this time of year.
Speaker 2: So grab that brolly tomorrow.
Speaker 1: We'll do thanks, tramp.
Speaker 14: No, I thought he was going to be typical spring
Speaker 14: weather over the next few days.
Speaker 7: So stay.
Speaker 3: You tell me. Can you tell me when the great
Speaker 3: million molk has ever been? Sheeff in her life? Absolutely?
Speaker 1: But if Jane dow does, he go, okay, I'll take that.
Speaker 7: That's good.
Speaker 3: Maybe I have a champ thirteen twenty four ten those
Speaker 3: really critical moments where you've forgotten someone's name that's got
Speaker 3: you into trouble twenty four to ten, those really really
Speaker 3: tricky moments we forgot someone's name. Because this happened to
Speaker 3: me on the weeks ago four o'clock Bullton and I
Speaker 3: don't read very often.
Speaker 1: I'm like fifth in line. I reckon real Stephen Bradbury.
Speaker 1: Area's when you.
Speaker 2: Lined up before the race seventh or right.
Speaker 3: When everyone else is stick And even when that's that's
Speaker 3: drinking bird, you know, the drinking bird that goes down
Speaker 3: and up.
Speaker 1: Yeah he's ahead of me too.
Speaker 2: Yeah he's talented though.
Speaker 1: He's good.
Speaker 2: Oh god know about the power.
Speaker 3: Very consistent with his button pushing. So Gerdy Spurling, who's
Speaker 3: as good as they get. And look, I can forget her, understand.
Speaker 3: I just had a little moment where she forgot my name.
Speaker 3: I threw it back to it, no doubt, Gerdi. When
Speaker 3: that horse Wednesday, celebrate responsible.
Speaker 12: Thanks for that really is along next with all the
Speaker 12: weekend where the details it happens.
Speaker 1: So I forget me too. I know sometimes I forget
Speaker 1: my own.
Speaker 4: But how does it feel to be that unremarkable that
Speaker 4: the person sitting next to you on the desk doesn't
Speaker 4: remember you.
Speaker 1: Know WHOA I'm just trying to have fun on a
Speaker 1: Monday morning?
Speaker 2: Oh wow, pierce you through the heart?
Speaker 1: Did it?
Speaker 2: All of the things I've said to you over the journey?
Speaker 7: That was it?
Speaker 2: That was the one that broke here, That was the.
Speaker 3: One that was the Straw and I Am a Camel
Speaker 3: thirty four ten. Those unbelievably tricky moments where you've forgotten
Speaker 3: someone's name.
Speaker 1: Good morning to you, Lana, Hello, hi Lana.
Speaker 2: What happened?
Speaker 8: So basically, this was a few years ago, but I
Speaker 8: went to a festival with a friend and I had
Speaker 8: to introduce them to some of my old friends, and
Speaker 8: because it had been so long, I got through about
Speaker 8: five or six of them and completely deer in headlines,
Speaker 8: forgot one of them. And the look she gave me
Speaker 8: I was like, oh my god, graduation.
Speaker 1: I hate this situation.
Speaker 4: But also, Lana, don't you start to panic, don't you
Speaker 4: because you're like in your head going I know all
Speaker 4: these people, I know them, But because I'm under so
Speaker 4: much pressure and under the spotlight on every chance of
Speaker 4: forgetting someone that I should know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a worse. And then you're like, all right, brain,
Speaker 1: I need you, I need you. What have you got?
Speaker 1: What have you got?
Speaker 3: Oh that's not going to help it at all, some
Speaker 3: monkey playing some symbols. So in a situation like that,
Speaker 3: as well, here's what you do. You don't introduce their name.
Speaker 3: You just introduce yourself for other people around and then
Speaker 3: when they meet, they're going to introduce themselves, and then
Speaker 3: when they introduce themselves, you go, oh my god, I'm
Speaker 3: so silly.
Speaker 1: I forgot to say your name. There everyone's learning in
Speaker 1: the process.
Speaker 2: Genuinely don't understand what you just said.
Speaker 1: For good we don't have time to explain. Let's go
Speaker 1: to Amelia and hectorvil. Good morning, Amelia, this has happened
Speaker 1: to you.
Speaker 15: Good morning, how are you. Yes, it has happened to
Speaker 15: me once, oh, probably more than once, but this particular occasion,
Speaker 15: I am a speecheese, so I work with kids with autism,
Speaker 15: and I accidentally called this twelve year old boy the
Speaker 15: dog's name, which he was. It's his twelve It'll be fine,
Speaker 15: but because of his autism kind of love to remind
Speaker 15: me about it for five minutes every week I see him.
Speaker 1: So that's pretty basic.
Speaker 15: Dog named Elliott.
Speaker 2: Elliot easy mistake to mate either way.
Speaker 1: It's not like Fido or Rex or nice Snoopy or something.
Speaker 3: Good calls and look, if worse comes to worse in
Speaker 3: the situation like that, just to were Jane Doyle did
Speaker 3: to a meal maker Mulkay about a year ago.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, the old.
Speaker 13: Chace just sixteen degrees the forecast top for Adelaide. That's
Speaker 13: around eight below average for this time of year. So
Speaker 13: grab that brolly tomorrow we'll do. Thanks Champ.
Speaker 4: Little trigger warning for women everywhere with his next story,
Speaker 4: particularly those who do all the housework while their husbands
Speaker 4: sit on the couch scratching their nethers.
Speaker 1: So oh boy.
Speaker 4: So the age old debate of who in the house
Speaker 4: cleans what and for how long is about to come
Speaker 4: to an end in Spain. The Spanish government getting involved now,
Speaker 4: so they've given the green light for this app to
Speaker 4: be developed that adds up the hours of cleaning each
Speaker 4: person in the house does. So, when created, the app
Speaker 4: will add the hours of housework each person does and
Speaker 4: in what areas of the.
Speaker 2: House as well.
Speaker 4: So if you've got a lazy husband, wall don't move
Speaker 4: to Spain.
Speaker 1: A lot of very intimidated men in Spain as we speak.
Speaker 4: So the move to an equal share in household tools
Speaker 4: chores has been what about. This is exacerbated by recent
Speaker 4: legal cases where men have been sued by their ex
Speaker 4: wives for compensation.
Speaker 2: For decades of unpaid housework.
Speaker 4: Wow, so it sounds like a significant issue over there
Speaker 4: in Spain.
Speaker 2: So prepare to hear a lot.
Speaker 4: Of this just played again in thee that's I told
Speaker 4: you so.
Speaker 2: I like this.
Speaker 4: I like it, except for if it was to be
Speaker 4: used in the Oddy household and I had to wear it.
Speaker 4: I think my husband would win. He does one hundred
Speaker 4: percent way more than I do.
Speaker 6: So you're a minority there, I'd say, totally massively.
Speaker 2: And I have to say we had this discussion on Friday.
Speaker 4: It is It's an unbelievable situation with women now, and Zoe,
Speaker 4: you were saying this, women are burning out, aren't they?
Speaker 2: Because we want We were like.
Speaker 4: We want to be able to work, and we want freedom,
Speaker 4: and we want to be able to prosure our dreams.
Speaker 4: But then we're still doing everything that we did at
Speaker 4: home back in the sixties.
Speaker 2: So it's like, no wonder, we're all exhausted.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Literally, there's actually studies on it.
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6: I've had in We're talking about this over the weekend, Jodes.
Speaker 6: I've got friends at the moment, and I'm the only
Speaker 6: single one, but everyone comes to me for relationship advice,
Speaker 6: which is very funny.
Speaker 5: But I've got multiple multiple.
Speaker 6: Friends who have been messaging me lately or we've caught
Speaker 6: up for a coffee and they.
Speaker 5: Sit down and they're exhausted.
Speaker 6: They've probably got a baby with them, and they're talking
Speaker 6: about their husbands who are literally doing nothing. So the
Speaker 6: husband's had a really tough work week or really you know,
Speaker 6: working really hard or working sort of crazy hours and
Speaker 6: comes home and just you know, still expects his wife
Speaker 6: to be doing everything, or them to be doing everything,
Speaker 6: and you just I just shake my head because I think,
Speaker 6: I hope that I wouldn't let my future husband.
Speaker 5: Get away with that.
Speaker 6: But they just seem to, you know, they have a
Speaker 6: bitch and they get it all out and then they
Speaker 6: move on. They go home and they continue doing what
Speaker 6: they've been doing.
Speaker 2: You know, he's really quiet on this one. Andrew. We
Speaker 2: haven't heard much from you, mate.
Speaker 3: I am not an intelligent man, but I know when
Speaker 3: to keep my mouth shut.
Speaker 1: Jodes, are you aware of what shrink flation is?
Speaker 4: Not?
Speaker 2: Overly?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and don't veer me down a dangerous path. It's
Speaker 1: not that. Okay, it might be actually.
Speaker 2: Because if it was that, you'd be a hell of
Speaker 2: a victim.
Speaker 1: Would Oh my gosh, I'm not the victim. That's a
Speaker 1: side story.
Speaker 3: Shrink Flation is a termin when the price of a
Speaker 3: product remains the same but the amount of product you
Speaker 3: receive goes down.
Speaker 1: Are you noticing that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's everywhere, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Like sort of last year and a half?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Did you look at some of these? I'm looking at
Speaker 1: it going Am I that big?
Speaker 3: That these delicious products that I enjoy are going down
Speaker 3: without me even noticing?
Speaker 1: The latest victim the Monte Carlo. Oh, beautiful Monte Carlo.
Speaker 1: Who would have thought?
Speaker 5: What's happened?
Speaker 2: Is the biscuit shrunk?
Speaker 1: Everything's shrunk?
Speaker 3: Conces humors have taken to social media in recent months
Speaker 3: to complain that the Risby Jam coded layer of cream
Speaker 3: inside the iconic Australian biscuit has halved in size.
Speaker 2: I get that people are upset.
Speaker 4: I understand that because your cream, your jam cream filling
Speaker 4: should go to the brink.
Speaker 2: It's a biscuit.
Speaker 4: I understand it. But if you are the sort of
Speaker 4: person that has time in your life to sit down
Speaker 4: and pen a letter to Arnot's and complain about the
Speaker 4: lack of strawberry cream filling in your biscuit, then you
Speaker 4: need to find a hobby and real fast.
Speaker 3: How dare you have a crack at my mother, how
Speaker 3: very dead. It should go right to the exit.
Speaker 11: It should.
Speaker 3: Oh and what if that's your only sort of fun, nice,
Speaker 3: real me time during your day, I guess sit down
Speaker 3: with a Monte Carlo.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I honestly get that, because my favorite time of
Speaker 4: the day, what I look forward to the most is
Speaker 4: after dinner, when I have a cup of tea and
Speaker 4: I have sugar free chocolate chip cookies. And my god,
Speaker 4: if my children touch them, if they go in the
Speaker 4: vicinity of that jar, I lose my damn mind.
Speaker 3: Imaginef it was pretty much halved in size, your little
Speaker 3: sugar free chocolate chip cookies, which sound awful.
Speaker 1: Pout.
Speaker 4: I'd I'd sit along by missus Hayes and I would
Speaker 4: pen a letter. You guys go right to the sugar
Speaker 4: Free Chip Company, go what the hell was happening to
Speaker 4: the size.
Speaker 2: Of my business?
Speaker 1: The sugar Free Confectory Company riveting Christmas party? They'd have
Speaker 1: as well.
Speaker 3: We picks have dropped in weight from one point five
Speaker 3: kilos to one point two kilos before they went down
Speaker 3: again to one point one two kilos. You pay the
Speaker 3: same price. What it's happened to cabri Da and milk
Speaker 3: as well. Two fifty gram dropped to one eighty mars
Speaker 3: bars have dropped them fifty three to forty seven. And
Speaker 3: this is the one that got mate was one sixty grams.
Speaker 3: It's gone down to one thirty four grams. I've just
Speaker 3: slightly tweaked the size of the chip and he lost
Speaker 3: his big mustache. I think had on facial makeover. Mister
Speaker 3: Pringles losing his damn mind.
Speaker 2: And they didn't have a lot of wriggle room.
Speaker 4: I don't think Pringles because I remember, like we always
Speaker 4: get them on the plane because the lady comes down
Speaker 4: with the trolley and the kids always want Pringles. And
Speaker 4: they'd lose half their little hand before they even touched
Speaker 4: a chip.
Speaker 2: It was halfway down the floody.
Speaker 3: Isn't it unbelievable stuff? It's starting to merge over to
Speaker 3: humans as well. What do you mean shrink flation. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's affecting everybody. I mean, look at the Corns brothers
Speaker 3: for example, I mean can Fair cane corns when he
Speaker 3: was playing to now shrink flation's got him.
Speaker 1: Chad's still the same though, he's still an absolute beast.
Speaker 3: Shrink Flation has got Chad yet.
Speaker 1: Round two. Here we go and welcome to the booth. Producers, Allen,
Speaker 1: good morning.
Speaker 2: Okay, are we playing for this morning?
Speaker 14: Yeah, we've got a couple of callers on that you
Speaker 14: guys would be playing for Okay, you've got Hailey Hazy,
Speaker 14: Good morning, Haley, WILLI Hey great?
Speaker 4: Thank you you chose Andrew. That was an interesting selection.
Speaker 3: God, No, I've got faith in him.
Speaker 9: A great voice is going to bring it home.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. That's nice.
Speaker 7: And then on Tiam Jones, we've got Cassie from Secret.
Speaker 2: Hey, cass.
Speaker 5: Let's do yes, let's do it.
Speaker 3: Hey, Also, you were second to the party there, Cassie.
Speaker 3: Would you have always? Would you have also chosen me
Speaker 3: if he had an option?
Speaker 4: All right, So this is how it works, basically with
Speaker 4: orchestralized a song that you would hear on over and
Speaker 4: we have to jump in with our name is our buzzer?
Speaker 4: That's right?
Speaker 5: And name is so?
Speaker 1: Is that a word to you? By the way?
Speaker 7: Orchestral log it's a classical overhit.
Speaker 1: Because truthishly, I'm not even sure.
Speaker 7: Let's do it, Hazy song number one, Let's go?
Speaker 1: Who else is shaking?
Speaker 14: Oh my gosh, Joy got in first?
Speaker 7: Sorry, Joe's gone?
Speaker 2: That is that is Ed Shearon, I haven't thrown up
Speaker 2: in so long?
Speaker 1: Mom too long? It is hazy, too long, ed sheeran
Speaker 1: song man, Castle on the Hill.
Speaker 4: Country Ready, what I did all the hard work for you?
Speaker 4: I came up with I sang half the song and
Speaker 4: then you just sweep in it last.
Speaker 3: I think we're all pretty wear straightway that it was
Speaker 3: an edge hearing song, but we just needed the title.
Speaker 1: Hey Hailey, one zip to the good guys.
Speaker 7: Yes, all right, and it's supposed to too.
Speaker 1: So I feel like Queensland in a state of origin.
Speaker 2: And also you're very judges this morning.
Speaker 1: I just say that, oh, someone's under pressure.
Speaker 14: Song number two, let's go, and.
Speaker 1: I think it's coming to me. I think it's coming
Speaker 1: to me.
Speaker 2: Come on, isn't there's nothing holding me back?
Speaker 1: That was last week?
Speaker 7: Last week? I'm not recycling my material, okay.
Speaker 1: Okay, how much time can come on? You can't get
Speaker 1: a chance, and then there's not much happening right now.
Speaker 7: I'm just trying to work out I would have.
Speaker 1: It's still not but is it? Can I find a friend?
Speaker 7: How can you can find a friend?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: I phone Abby, Abby, don't don't.
Speaker 1: Give me, give me? Okay, she can give me the
Speaker 1: artist at least?
Speaker 7: How do you not know this?
Speaker 1: We want you to.
Speaker 14: I'm going to get Abby to give you the artist
Speaker 14: and you can both buzz in with a song.
Speaker 6: All right, ready, Justin Bieber, have you got anything?
Speaker 5: Come on, Jodees, that's zip to both of you.
Speaker 7: It was is this song?
Speaker 6: I'm not angry, I'm just just a No one has
Speaker 6: ever heard this song?
Speaker 1: Is this a new song? You heard this song?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, this is a song that genuinely launched
Speaker 3: Justin Bieber into a cool space.
Speaker 14: Yeah, and you say that regularly. So I'm disappointed, disappoint you.
Speaker 14: What I know it's I know it's one zip up, Paisy,
Speaker 14: We've got one song left.
Speaker 7: This is going to be the winner. I've got it.
Speaker 1: You can't do that? Why she can't do that?
Speaker 3: Because it already one zero. So look, this is what's
Speaker 3: going to happen. So look, I think I'm just going
Speaker 3: to go try this out there and make the rules
Speaker 3: on run. If it's a draw, then we are the
Speaker 3: split the voutual where they get a voucher reach.
Speaker 1: Okay, you can't just turn up to game.
Speaker 7: Three and be like, oh, you.
Speaker 1: Know what, Zoe used to play school oh last last wins.
Speaker 14: Teney, alright, fine, all right, song three, go on, go
Speaker 14: song three?
Speaker 2: If you get me.
Speaker 7: Take a name?
Speaker 2: Shut in the dargons.
Speaker 7: Ha, you come in with the win.
Speaker 1: It's goat he.
Speaker 14: I know what it is now, I will take either
Speaker 14: a name okay, rather be I'll take it.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 3: It's got to be full name and artist, clean bandit
Speaker 3: rather be. Come over here, Jodey, you have a look,
Speaker 3: have a look a look.
Speaker 7: That is a clean win for Andrew Hayes.
Speaker 3: Well done, watches having there. I just blacked out for
Speaker 3: the last three five seconds. Did something amazing happen?
Speaker 14: I think you might have just won the congratulations Haley?
Speaker 2: Sorry, good stuff?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 4: I was in dance your heart pounding, yeah, and I
Speaker 4: just get I get, I get the lyrics and then
Speaker 4: I can't get the song name? Was it so hard?
Speaker 1: Was it so American?
Speaker 7: Joey walks? So you could run in that one? Thank
Speaker 7: you very much, thank you.
Speaker 1: It's Joe's one.
Speaker 2: Something I'm sorry? Is that Andrew Hayes piggybacking on me?
Speaker 7: All right?
Speaker 3: I'm slam dunking right at the end. How I feel
Speaker 3: guards one hundred dollars, vouch.
Speaker 1: The fast parts of government.
Speaker 5: Your wife, well done.
Speaker 3: It's one or two. By the way, I'm not keeping
Speaker 3: school until now. Oh ja, I've been saying this forever.
Speaker 3: Now it's official. Keep on watching the skies.
Speaker 5: Happened.
Speaker 1: It's what a big week it's been for the alien
Speaker 1: watchers out there. Yeah. Confirmed.
Speaker 3: Last week, UFO whistleblower David Gruche told Congress the US
Speaker 3: government has uncovered extra trestial bodies and spaceships crash heights,
Speaker 3: and the Internet responded. I'd say pretty accordingly. I don't
Speaker 3: think we've responded hard enough on this. It's huge.
Speaker 1: Are we just so desensitized with all this stuff now?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I think if you're anything like me, I don't like
Speaker 4: thinking about what's out there because it scares me. Because
Speaker 4: I don't want to be invaded as a planet and
Speaker 4: as a species.
Speaker 1: You don't want to be probed. I don't want to.
Speaker 2: Not after the weekend I've had.
Speaker 1: Maybe all the aliens are really nice.
Speaker 7: They bring you love, or.
Speaker 3: Maybe they take you away in a little space ships
Speaker 3: and they probe.
Speaker 1: You want to probe. Nobody no one on Mondays.
Speaker 2: And then they do that thing where they make you
Speaker 2: forget that you've been probed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then you wake up and you're like, Jess
Speaker 3: bums a bit sure the aliens there, and you're like,
Speaker 3: what happened last night? He just shrucks his shoulders. It's
Speaker 3: like nothing, mate, nothing happened.
Speaker 2: Next question may bring you love.
Speaker 4: Wow, that's a special kind of love that's come out
Speaker 4: of nowhere.
Speaker 1: Makes you think that, doesn't it?
Speaker 3: When you look around us since society, maybe some of
Speaker 3: the celebrities as well.
Speaker 1: Are there any aliens amongst us? Do you reckon?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know. What do you think?
Speaker 1: I reckon? There probably is.
Speaker 3: I've been thinking about this for a while. I've got
Speaker 3: a top three for you for I reckon people who
Speaker 3: classified as humans who are probably in fact aliens, right,
Speaker 3: but they look like humans, They look like humans and
Speaker 3: they have human characteristics.
Speaker 2: But you think they're from Mars.
Speaker 3: I think they might be in disguise and they're aliens
Speaker 3: stressed up as humans.
Speaker 4: Yeah, or Saturn or Pluto or maybe who knows.
Speaker 10: Or the other one that works in with being probed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, urge, it's a planet. It's a planet. A number one.
Speaker 1: Steve Smith.
Speaker 3: Steve Smith's got some strains movements, doesn't he some strange
Speaker 3: amount of rhythms the way he carries himself, And don't worry.
Speaker 3: They could be really really good. Like these elite humans
Speaker 3: it maybe they're too good for their own selves. And
Speaker 3: that's where you go, Well, maybe the guy's just an alien.
Speaker 3: But Steve Smith just sort of moves around a bit differently.
Speaker 4: You've scored so many runs that you're from out of space.
Speaker 3: Just his habits in between in between shots as well,
Speaker 3: just how OCD is with things. Steve Smith absolutely could
Speaker 3: be one. Kanye West, He's definitely an alien. Good Morning's
Speaker 3: Alien Talk.
Speaker 10: He could be one just because he gives zero fs about.
Speaker 4: Anything ever, you know what I mean, Like he just
Speaker 4: does what Kanye wants to do.
Speaker 2: Yea, So maybe maybe.
Speaker 1: That makes sense.
Speaker 3: The other one for me is peers More. He's an
Speaker 3: alien and he has been sent from another planet to
Speaker 3: piss off everyone. It's a giant experiment that the aliens
Speaker 3: are having and they're taking the absolute mickey out of
Speaker 3: us because they've sent us.
Speaker 1: Piers Morgan. I don't think people in England even like
Speaker 1: Peas Moore.
Speaker 4: He's like the English cane corns, like he deliberately just
Speaker 4: says things just to antagonize.
Speaker 1: I'd rather listen to cane corns. You got one?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think Pete Davison, you know the guy Saturday
Speaker 4: Night Live. It's a really unusual looking cat. But also
Speaker 4: manager is to snag the hottest women on the planet.
Speaker 3: So if those other aliens that you talk about, I've
Speaker 3: got those little things that make you forget things.
Speaker 1: Has Pete Davis.
Speaker 3: He's got some kind of special wand that he's waving
Speaker 3: in front of the best looking and the highest profile
Speaker 3: women's celebrities on.
Speaker 2: The planets, And the one goes you think I'm hot?
Speaker 1: You think, haven't look at me? How you know?
Speaker 3: I mean, statistically it's not what these elite looking women
Speaker 3: would go for.
Speaker 1: But here we are, Here we are.
Speaker 4: I think he must be like women love funny men
Speaker 4: or funny aliens, right, so that just must blind women
Speaker 4: everywhere like.
Speaker 2: Oh you're so funny. But it come here, snob me.
Speaker 1: It's normal. That's how it works.
Speaker 2: What the fork.
Speaker 4: It's a little segment we like to do where we
Speaker 4: ask what the fork and it could be anything normally,
Speaker 4: it's sort of well, it did evolve out of the
Speaker 4: fact that there's no forks in any given workplace in
Speaker 4: South Australia ever. But now it's evolved into just what
Speaker 4: don't you understand? What don't you get in everyday life?
Speaker 4: And we've come across a bit of a conundrum here
Speaker 4: at Nova. So in the fridge in our kitchen for
Speaker 4: the last month has been a whole loin of pork,
Speaker 4: which brings us to this segment. It's gone from what
Speaker 4: the fork to what the pork?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Wow, that coming.
Speaker 4: I don't understand for the life of me why someone
Speaker 4: has brought in a loin of pork into our staff
Speaker 4: fridge to.
Speaker 2: The bottom of it.
Speaker 4: So if I was to do an all staff page
Speaker 4: at the moment, it would go something like this.
Speaker 2: For the owner of the loin.
Speaker 4: Of pork in the level three fridge, please report to
Speaker 4: the studio to explain yourselves.
Speaker 2: Thank you, thanks in.
Speaker 1: Advance, right smath if you heard that for the first time.
Speaker 4: In the fridge, so you're in my parking space, you know,
Speaker 4: I mean that's where I like.
Speaker 1: To put my fruit, real solid piggery. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3: That's prime real estate in the fridge, isn't that It
Speaker 3: shouldn't be soaked up with pork, and the juice gets
Speaker 3: there as well, and it gets that real pork scent
Speaker 3: and flavor about the fridge that takes weeks to get at.
Speaker 4: And I feel like it is starting to get a
Speaker 4: bit tangy, right because it's been there for the better
Speaker 4: part of a month. I just went and had to
Speaker 4: look at the loin of pork a moment ago, and
Speaker 4: there's no use by date on it. So who's to
Speaker 4: say when that thing went off?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just chewing now in its own juices. It's
Speaker 1: not going to regenerate, is it.
Speaker 4: Camera guy Josh has threatened to chuck it in the
Speaker 4: air fry today just to real c really crackle that
Speaker 4: sucker up.
Speaker 1: That man will air fright anything.
Speaker 3: Jeez to eat air fry his own hand if he
Speaker 3: had an opportunity, if he's hungry enough and they eat it.
Speaker 1: Unbelievable.
Speaker 4: Just raises the question, what the pork? And what have
Speaker 4: you found in your workplace fridge? What have you discovered
Speaker 4: science experiments things with mold in them? This is unbelievable.
Speaker 4: Last week at my other workplace, someone that worked there
Speaker 4: in the kitchen roasted a whole lamb really during the day.
Speaker 1: Geez, that's the laborate for everyone.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 4: I think there was a whisper that he's his oven
Speaker 4: broke down at home, so he's just pulled it in
Speaker 4: roasted up a last.
Speaker 1: That's next level. I'm not even comfortable doing that in
Speaker 1: my own house, so the mess i'd.
Speaker 3: Make there, although you're more comfortably workplace making your big
Speaker 3: old mess, aren't you.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, I mean you can get away with
Speaker 4: not cleaning it up, and then people leave rude signs
Speaker 4: going ooh, can you please clean your script up?
Speaker 3: Hey, guys, just to remind her, let's keep it tidy
Speaker 3: on level three, and then someone right back, Yeah, definitely
Speaker 3: wasn't ask another person definitely wasn't. As we're not going
Speaker 3: to play a game. We're not going to play this game. Okay,
Speaker 3: goodness say.
Speaker 2: Fourteen what the pork? What have you found in your workplace? French?
Speaker 4: Also the text lines open as well. Four double O
Speaker 4: nine one nine nine one nine get involved place.
Speaker 1: I'll take you girls next.
Speaker 2: What for what the hork?
Speaker 4: Tollily, we call this segment what the fork because there's
Speaker 4: no forks in any workplace. It's just those every day
Speaker 4: inn undrooms that you go, I don't understand that at all.
Speaker 2: We've got one.
Speaker 4: In our fridge in the kitchen at the moment, where
Speaker 4: there's been a loin of pork just sitting in the
Speaker 4: middle shelf.
Speaker 2: For about oh a month now. No one seems to
Speaker 2: know where it's coming.
Speaker 1: From, dating beautifully like a nice bottle of wine.
Speaker 4: No one seems to know where it's going. No one
Speaker 4: seems to know an expiring date. No one knows anything
Speaker 4: about this loine of pork.
Speaker 1: Piece of pork now owns the fridge.
Speaker 2: Yep, and taking up prime real estate.
Speaker 4: As you mentioned, Andre Hayes, So thirteen twenty four to
Speaker 4: ten this morning, what did you discover in your workplace
Speaker 4: fridge is the question that we're asking.
Speaker 2: Let's go to Tamara. Hi, Tomarra, Hey, go, I say
Speaker 2: you're going this morning?
Speaker 4: Good?
Speaker 2: What's in your fridge?
Speaker 9: Not so much my fridge.
Speaker 15: But I go to work and I'm a cleaner, and
Speaker 15: I have to clean out fridge once a week, and
Speaker 15: there'll be moldy cheese, to rotten vegetables, to rotten fruit.
Speaker 9: And then he likes to collect avocado.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a bit weird.
Speaker 9: I think he likes to hoard things. I'd say, but yeah,
Speaker 9: so there'll be like a pile of like avocado seeds
Speaker 9: weekly after take me out, and then they'll be like
Speaker 9: a pile of containers in there.
Speaker 1: I have to chuck them out.
Speaker 15: And then it gets weirder, like he puts he cracks
Speaker 15: eggs into like a Tupperway.
Speaker 1: Container and just lets him sit in there, and then
Speaker 1: I come and then next week, so I tip them
Speaker 1: out and get rid of him.
Speaker 3: Wow, whose house you cleaning is a Jeffrey damoze.
Speaker 9: Wing right?
Speaker 4: Weird?
Speaker 2: Tomorrow you tempted to leave a note?
Speaker 9: Oh I'm tempted to not go back, but I've got to.
Speaker 15: Someone's got to do it.
Speaker 4: Avocado pips to yourself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's our motto.
Speaker 9: And I just wear gloves and a mask and straight
Speaker 9: to it.
Speaker 15: Yeah, plain as I go.
Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you, I think tomorrow, let's go.
Speaker 2: This is million name to us.
Speaker 9: Keeley, guys, how are we?
Speaker 2: We're good? Thank you? Now, Killy.
Speaker 9: And you guys are talking about the four of level three, Well,
Speaker 9: let's talk about level four. There is a garbage bag
Speaker 9: of an entire feat in our freezer.
Speaker 3: What okay, so this is upstairs. Just paint a bitch, Kelly,
Speaker 3: works upstairs. There's two levels, level three and level four. Look,
Speaker 3: there's all sorts of issues on the level three with
Speaker 3: the fridge body parts and all sorts of things hanging
Speaker 3: out out fridge.
Speaker 1: So your fridge is even worse upstairs.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, yeah, really bad. We've actually got like, you know,
Speaker 9: brands that you can help yourself through to make back
Speaker 9: past and toast as you know. Yeah, so that's just
Speaker 9: sitting right next to the darbage bag of fish.
Speaker 2: There's a whole fish.
Speaker 9: An entire fish.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're and you're saying it belongs to David Pembathy.
Speaker 9: Absolutely, come on, I'm thinking belongs to Pat.
Speaker 4: But oh, tidy it up in thanks, Thanks, let's take
Speaker 4: one more. This is disgusting. Hi John, good morning to you.
Speaker 4: What did you discover in the work fridge.
Speaker 11: Well, it's not that I discovered, it's I left it there.
Speaker 11: But look it's not very nice. But on my fast
Speaker 11: work I bought this. I bought a chicken roll, a
Speaker 11: chicken wrap, I should say, sorry, and I put it
Speaker 11: in the fridge forgot to read it. And after after
Speaker 11: about and it was about a week, I realized left
Speaker 11: out the fridge and I had a look and the thought,
Speaker 11: you know what, I'm going to leave it, then see
Speaker 11: how long it stays there before someone removes it. So anyway,
Speaker 11: a year and a half later, I actually removed it
Speaker 11: because nobody was removing it.
Speaker 3: So this is genuine standoff.
Speaker 15: Yeah yeah it was.
Speaker 11: Yeah, it was genuine.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 11: It wasn't the nicest thing, believe in the fridge for
Speaker 11: a year and a half. But after a bit I
Speaker 11: just thought, you know what, let's say your move it,
Speaker 11: and no one did. So it was terrible.
Speaker 4: So you were in a you were in a Mexican
Speaker 4: chicken standoff with yourself with myself.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's good. Oh there's never a click up win
Speaker 1: in those situations. Good on you, John, good stuff. Oh
Speaker 1: wow with.
Speaker 4: You have we located our loin of pork owner?
Speaker 1: Yeah, just wash this space. I suppose it's dynasy.