WEBVTT - A Clairvoyant Predicted How (& When) Newsreader Abbey Will Meet Her Soulmate

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<v Speaker 1>We got get you the room morning every day Adelaides.

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<v Speaker 2>Get a podcast is sorry, we're not around. We're on

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<v Speaker 2>holiday at the moment. In a Colombian prison.

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<v Speaker 1>Gosh, what happened? We want to put two and two together.

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<v Speaker 2>To be honest, we came to see Cocaine Cassie. We thought, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>we'll just go and hang out with her for a bit.

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<v Speaker 2>She's not here anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, what you decided to bring her a gift and

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<v Speaker 3>got yourself in trouble yourself? What is going on the

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<v Speaker 3>Colombian prison as well? I'm not as fancy as you

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<v Speaker 3>think as well. You think, oh, the Colombians, they really

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<v Speaker 3>like to live it up. Prison not so glamorous.

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<v Speaker 2>Quite crowded.

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<v Speaker 1>I've found really crowded.

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<v Speaker 4>They sort of they said, you know, here's your cell

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<v Speaker 4>and there's seventeen other people.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>So and look, I mean, by the law of stats,

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<v Speaker 3>you're not going to get along with all the inmates,

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<v Speaker 3>are you?

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<v Speaker 2>Certainly not.

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<v Speaker 4>But I am going to go down to reception and

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<v Speaker 4>complain about the lack of room yeah, and facilities and

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<v Speaker 4>room service.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>And while we are talking about things which people that

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<v Speaker 3>are probably fired up, let's talk about news reader Abby shit.

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<v Speaker 3>She paid a visit to a clearvoyant recently.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm surprised she isn't here in this Colombian reason.

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<v Speaker 3>And the clearvoint was like, I see, I see future,

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<v Speaker 3>resting bitch face.

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<v Speaker 2>I see I see resting bitch face now and forever.

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<v Speaker 1>Forever, permanently. And then Abby stormed out.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah with her resting bitch face.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, I have waited all morning, so newsreader Abbey joins

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<v Speaker 4>us in the studio.

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<v Speaker 2>And yesterday, in.

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<v Speaker 4>A bid to find out the direction of your life

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<v Speaker 4>and your existence on this planet, you did what.

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<v Speaker 5>I went and saw a clearvoyant. O. Gosh, yeah, it happened.

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<v Speaker 5>It was actually really interesting.

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<v Speaker 6>My family have all gone to clevoyance for you know,

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<v Speaker 6>since forever.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't say that she went.

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<v Speaker 5>She was brilliant. Her name is Helen.

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<v Speaker 6>She's out at Manapara, and she was just she did

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<v Speaker 6>all this tarot stuff. So she's got all these different

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<v Speaker 6>decks of cards. And we sort of went down like, okay,

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<v Speaker 6>career wise, are you in the right career?

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<v Speaker 5>What's coming up? What you know? What what are you

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<v Speaker 5>going to be doing?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you tell her what you do for me?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 5>No?

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<v Speaker 6>But she ended up we went back to my past

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<v Speaker 6>life and what I did in a past life.

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<v Speaker 7>What did you do?

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<v Speaker 6>So I was a writer in a past life, but

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<v Speaker 6>I was also a witch, so okay, that.

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<v Speaker 7>All makes sense.

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<v Speaker 6>So we went through my past life and all of that,

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<v Speaker 6>and then we went through sort of my career and

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<v Speaker 6>what's coming up. She thinks that I told you a

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<v Speaker 6>few weeks ago I'm doing the Masters of Criminology at UNI,

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<v Speaker 6>so she thinks that I'm actually going to do a

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<v Speaker 6>little bit more with that than what I think. Okay,

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<v Speaker 6>and then obviously as we walked in straight away, she's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 6>we need to talk about your love life.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh.

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<v Speaker 6>I thought she was going to say resting bitch face

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<v Speaker 6>nor I remember, and I'm like, put a smile on.

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<v Speaker 5>You gotta be in public. I'm trying to be nicer anyway.

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<v Speaker 6>But yeah, So we delved into our love life and

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<v Speaker 6>she basically went through all of the gentlemen with my

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<v Speaker 6>love at the moment, and then she went through who

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<v Speaker 6>my soulmate is, right, and she described what he looks like,

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<v Speaker 6>his traits, what he's like, et cetera, et cetera.

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<v Speaker 2>Who is this mystery man.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, so he's apparently tall with dark hair and green eyes.

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<v Speaker 6>So I feel like Hazy and I maybe are going

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<v Speaker 6>to get together. But then she said that he was

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<v Speaker 6>very entrepreneurial and very funny, so.

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<v Speaker 2>That rules you out, that's true.

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<v Speaker 6>But yeah, basically he's very tall, very funny, very entrepreneurial,

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<v Speaker 6>quite well off. Apparently when are you meeting him? She

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<v Speaker 6>seems to think by sort of October November this year. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>and she seems to think so she said, you're definitely

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<v Speaker 6>getting married and you're definitely having kids, so stop stressing

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<v Speaker 6>about that. She seems to think I'll be pregnant by

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<v Speaker 6>twenty twenty five and I'll be married by Oh sorry,

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<v Speaker 6>I'll have a baby by twenty twenty six.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh congratulations, you can have a baby.

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<v Speaker 3>Really nice, well done to us. Yeah, always going to happen.

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<v Speaker 4>So do you feel a bit more relaxed about things

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<v Speaker 4>after going to see her?

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>I think so, because I was sort of getting to

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<v Speaker 6>the point of, like, you know, last week, having a

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<v Speaker 6>bit of a freak out, just going what is going on?

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<v Speaker 5>And you know, what am I doing with my life?

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<v Speaker 6>But yeah, since seeing her kind of eases that pressure

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<v Speaker 6>out of your mind, I guess, and you start going

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<v Speaker 6>it's all right, it'll happen when it happens.

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<v Speaker 5>Breathe through it.

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<v Speaker 7>You've got to.

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<v Speaker 10>You just have to trust that the universe is going

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<v Speaker 10>to take you to where you need to go.

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<v Speaker 6>Correct And they're sort of flinging a few options at

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<v Speaker 6>me at the moment, but they're people that I don't

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<v Speaker 6>need to waste any time on.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't love life or career, because if have you

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<v Speaker 4>had other offers from other parts I've got I've got

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<v Speaker 4>exes at the moment reaching back out.

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<v Speaker 5>A right, are you're really happy? You're doing really well?

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<v Speaker 5>And I'm like not today, say.

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<v Speaker 6>She said, it's a test. It's the universe testing you,

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<v Speaker 6>making sure that you have learned the lessons that you

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<v Speaker 6>need to rain so that then this gentleman can come

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<v Speaker 6>into your life.

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<v Speaker 4>There are reasons why people are in the rear view mirror, Abby,

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<v Speaker 4>take that away with you today.

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<v Speaker 3>I like that, Oh look at you go. Sisterhood just

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<v Speaker 3>really represented.

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<v Speaker 5>On the mirror.

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<v Speaker 6>But yeah, so anyway, that's the latest year up to Okay,

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<v Speaker 6>I mean you're looking at.

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<v Speaker 2>Me like you think I'm an idiot. All the time.

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<v Speaker 2>I've learned some life lessons, Thank.

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<v Speaker 5>You very much.

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<v Speaker 1>From a clairvoyant.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, my AUNTI is a clevoyant. She's amazing, she's incredible.

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<v Speaker 4>She's predicted pretty much everything that's happened in my life.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, she could have.

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<v Speaker 2>Given me a heads up about a few things.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll tell you what, Jodie Oddie, if some random found

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<v Speaker 3>your phone and they started going through it, would they

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<v Speaker 3>be shocked?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh? I don't think so. There's only one sort of

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<v Speaker 4>raunchy selfie that I took consent to my husband.

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<v Speaker 2>But apart from that, that's about.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, more on that please.

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<v Speaker 4>Greg's just having a day when my cleavage looked really good,

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<v Speaker 4>so I.

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<v Speaker 1>Was like, yeah, Greg incoming short of Jodie's Judge.

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<v Speaker 3>Classic the outrageous lists that we keep his humans, what

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<v Speaker 3>about this? A bloke who attended a really popular Aussie

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<v Speaker 3>snow destination lost his phone. It was found on the

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<v Speaker 3>front was a life goal list nine different things that

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<v Speaker 3>he wanted to achieve as a young man and they

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<v Speaker 3>are bloody embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 4>So hang on, it wasn't even in his phone. You

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<v Speaker 4>didn't have to punch in a coat like literally on

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<v Speaker 4>the side.

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<v Speaker 1>Cover it was his log screen.

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<v Speaker 3>You need no security to get in and understanding this

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<v Speaker 3>bloke's a bit of a top.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, should we go through we go through his

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<v Speaker 1>little life goals? Is that interesting? Number one? Get Jack's

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<v Speaker 1>and be eighty seven kilos.

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<v Speaker 4>Eighty seven specifically, right, it's a big number, eighty eight

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<v Speaker 4>eighty six.

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<v Speaker 3>Guessing he's hovering around eighty kilos and he's probably on

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<v Speaker 3>pre workout and all those sorts of things. Maybe he's

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<v Speaker 3>on a bit of extra test Australia just to get

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<v Speaker 3>him there. Yeah, seems like that sort of character. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>a number two quit or nicotine?

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<v Speaker 1>Sensible. Number three have twenty five thousand dollars in the

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<v Speaker 1>bank account.

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<v Speaker 7>That's that's gay.

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<v Speaker 1>Number four have a motorbike? There you goes see everybody.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, motorbikes are such sensible life decisions, aren't they.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't mean to judge anyone who is riding motorbike

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<v Speaker 4>as we speak, but do they seem a little unsafe

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<v Speaker 4>to me?

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<v Speaker 1>Also, you're listening to the radio and a motorbike dangerous?

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<v Speaker 1>Number five? Get good at fighting? Get good at fighting?

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<v Speaker 1>Where is he?

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<v Speaker 11>Where?

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<v Speaker 1>What does he? Does he live in the octagon?

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<v Speaker 4>Does he he's that guy my Jim who just stands

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<v Speaker 4>there are shadow boxes to himself.

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<v Speaker 3>You've got to get good at fighting because you never know.

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<v Speaker 3>Number six, get good marks at UNI. That's actually quite sensible.

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<v Speaker 3>Number seven, and you're.

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<v Speaker 1>Going to like this one.

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<v Speaker 3>I just feel like you're going to absolutely support this

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<v Speaker 3>one because you're not going to frown upon.

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<v Speaker 1>It at all. Have three girls on a.

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<v Speaker 10>Roster a rotation system.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, and rounds it out by I don't know, this

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<v Speaker 3>is a strange one. Number eight, don't get a hack

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<v Speaker 3>cup for three months.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, he's not gonna have three girls on the roster.

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<v Speaker 1>Then it's exactly right.

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<v Speaker 3>The roster one is really really interesting, though, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 3>I've got a little a few little life goals for

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<v Speaker 3>twenty twenty three as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Top three have you yep?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you mind if I just rattle on that Because

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<v Speaker 3>we're an open we're in an open community here. We

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<v Speaker 3>can support each other.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a safe space for you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Number three named newborn son incoming some in October.

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<v Speaker 3>That's three first name options. You've got Jason, You've got Francis,

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<v Speaker 3>and then Horn little Horn Hayes probably option number three.

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<v Speaker 3>Number two become mates with Ryan Fitzgerald's I'm chipping away

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<v Speaker 3>at that. I'm chipping away.

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<v Speaker 2>You'll wear him down eventually.

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<v Speaker 4>That's a plam setting up a tent outside his new

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<v Speaker 4>nor Lunger pad, though, is a bit extreme.

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<v Speaker 2>I would have thought.

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<v Speaker 3>He's probably got security there. It's a bit of it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's quite it's quite a four down there that he's building.

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<v Speaker 2>And stop texting. Bej as well, I call a beach.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, and number one get drafted into the AFL thirty

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<v Speaker 3>eight thirteen twenty four to ten. That really really important

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<v Speaker 3>moment where you've forgot someone's name, My god, it just

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<v Speaker 3>feels like in that particular moment, your brain could remember everything,

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<v Speaker 3>every sort of algebraic theorem that you'll never use in

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<v Speaker 3>your life.

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<v Speaker 1>But that person in front of you.

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<v Speaker 2>Bang, God, who are you? I mean right now, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't even know your name.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't even know my name. No, Andrew, pleasure to

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<v Speaker 3>meet its nice to meet you. I mean, howvery times

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<v Speaker 3>does that happened to you? Where you meet someone you

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<v Speaker 3>think it's for the first time, but not so.

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<v Speaker 4>If I had a dollar for every person that has

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<v Speaker 4>said to me, oh, we've met before, Okay, Okay, I

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<v Speaker 4>meet a lot of people.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 4>I see a lot of faces and I can't remember

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<v Speaker 4>all of them.

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<v Speaker 3>I love it when the follow up conversation is oh, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 3>it was actually yesterday we had lunch together. Yes, And

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<v Speaker 3>then the next conversation, actually, i'm your husband. My name

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<v Speaker 3>is Greeg and you're like, nice to meet you. No, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 3>we live together and we have children together.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually you're pregnant with my child.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, how many times have you accidentally got yourself friend?

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<v Speaker 1>That's ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 3>Happened to a very good friend and colleague of mine

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<v Speaker 3>at chapter seven and one of the best in the

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<v Speaker 3>business that must be seen, Girtie Spurling Oti, Yes, who

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<v Speaker 3>is just a flawless news presenter and also a weather

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<v Speaker 3>presenter as well. Extraordinary, really good.

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<v Speaker 4>I have to it has to be said. You don't

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<v Speaker 4>meet a lot of Girty's, do you.

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<v Speaker 3>No, you don't, So I only know one Girdi. So

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<v Speaker 3>how could I ever forget Gertie's now you couldn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, absolutely not.

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<v Speaker 3>We rarely read together, and a few weeks ago we

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<v Speaker 3>read together for four o'clock Borughton.

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<v Speaker 1>So I did sport and then when I threw back

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<v Speaker 1>to Gerdie, I think.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if it was a combination of Gertie

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<v Speaker 3>actually not knowing who I was, having something else in

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<v Speaker 3>their head, or just a whole heap of But this

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<v Speaker 3>is how it went down, and you can you can

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<v Speaker 3>probably pinpoint the moment where Gertie's like, I've forgotten your name,

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<v Speaker 3>and no doubt Gertie won that horse Wednesday, Celebrate Responsible,

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<v Speaker 3>Thanks for that.

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<v Speaker 12>Here's along next with All the Weekend about the detail.

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<v Speaker 3>Then so straight away we're going to the aids and

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<v Speaker 3>we're both at the same time. I've got you forgot

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<v Speaker 3>my name, She's got I forgot your name. And then

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<v Speaker 3>the follow up the next week was me accidentally calling

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<v Speaker 3>her Gordy Gordy yes, which kind of went under the radar, but.

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<v Speaker 2>Just play that one more time for me, and no.

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<v Speaker 3>Doubt, Gertie won that horse Wednesday, Celebrate Responsible, Thanks for that.

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<v Speaker 12>Next with All the Weekend where the detail.

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<v Speaker 3>Framous scream and she'd been reading the last few days

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<v Speaker 3>with THEO all right and her rom was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>it's THEO.

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<v Speaker 4>I know it's not in her defense, she is a

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<v Speaker 4>very busy working mother, okay, and sometimes these things can happen.

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<v Speaker 3>That's probably the first time that gert He's ever been

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<v Speaker 3>stunt for words brings me back to a time a

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<v Speaker 3>couple of years ago as well with one of the

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<v Speaker 3>absolute greats, and that's Jane Doyle Douyen. Yes, so Doyen,

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<v Speaker 3>Jane Doyen, they call her who you're not going to

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<v Speaker 3>believe forgot a million milk? What Yeah, instead of saying

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<v Speaker 3>Amelia just threw a really really Australian name in there.

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<v Speaker 13>Instead, just sixteen degrees the forecast top four. Adelaid that's

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<v Speaker 13>around eight below average for this time of year.

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<v Speaker 2>So grab that brolly tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll do thanks, tramp.

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<v Speaker 14>No, I thought he was going to be typical spring

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<v Speaker 14>weather over the next few days.

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<v Speaker 7>So stay.

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<v Speaker 3>You tell me. Can you tell me when the great

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<v Speaker 3>million molk has ever been? Sheeff in her life? Absolutely?

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<v Speaker 1>But if Jane dow does, he go, okay, I'll take that.

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<v Speaker 7>That's good.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe I have a champ thirteen twenty four ten those

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<v Speaker 3>really critical moments where you've forgotten someone's name that's got

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<v Speaker 3>you into trouble twenty four to ten, those really really

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<v Speaker 3>tricky moments we forgot someone's name. Because this happened to

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<v Speaker 3>me on the weeks ago four o'clock Bullton and I

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<v Speaker 3>don't read very often.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like fifth in line. I reckon real Stephen Bradbury.

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<v Speaker 1>Area's when you.

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<v Speaker 2>Lined up before the race seventh or right.

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<v Speaker 3>When everyone else is stick And even when that's that's

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<v Speaker 3>drinking bird, you know, the drinking bird that goes down

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<v Speaker 3>and up.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah he's ahead of me too.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah he's talented though.

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<v Speaker 1>He's good.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god know about the power.

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<v Speaker 3>Very consistent with his button pushing. So Gerdy Spurling, who's

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<v Speaker 3>as good as they get. And look, I can forget her, understand.

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<v Speaker 3>I just had a little moment where she forgot my name.

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<v Speaker 3>I threw it back to it, no doubt, Gerdi. When

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<v Speaker 3>that horse Wednesday, celebrate responsible.

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<v Speaker 12>Thanks for that really is along next with all the

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<v Speaker 12>weekend where the details it happens.

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<v Speaker 1>So I forget me too. I know sometimes I forget

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<v Speaker 1>my own.

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<v Speaker 4>But how does it feel to be that unremarkable that

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<v Speaker 4>the person sitting next to you on the desk doesn't

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<v Speaker 4>remember you.

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<v Speaker 1>Know WHOA I'm just trying to have fun on a

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<v Speaker 1>Monday morning?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, pierce you through the heart?

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<v Speaker 1>Did it?

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<v Speaker 2>All of the things I've said to you over the journey?

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<v Speaker 7>That was it?

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<v Speaker 2>That was the one that broke here, That was the.

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<v Speaker 3>One that was the Straw and I Am a Camel

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<v Speaker 3>thirty four ten. Those unbelievably tricky moments where you've forgotten

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<v Speaker 3>someone's name.

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning to you, Lana, Hello, hi Lana.

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<v Speaker 2>What happened?

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<v Speaker 8>So basically, this was a few years ago, but I

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<v Speaker 8>went to a festival with a friend and I had

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<v Speaker 8>to introduce them to some of my old friends, and

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<v Speaker 8>because it had been so long, I got through about

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<v Speaker 8>five or six of them and completely deer in headlines,

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<v Speaker 8>forgot one of them. And the look she gave me

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<v Speaker 8>I was like, oh my god, graduation.

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<v Speaker 1>I hate this situation.

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<v Speaker 4>But also, Lana, don't you start to panic, don't you

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<v Speaker 4>because you're like in your head going I know all

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<v Speaker 4>these people, I know them, But because I'm under so

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<v Speaker 4>much pressure and under the spotlight on every chance of

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<v Speaker 4>forgetting someone that I should know.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's a worse. And then you're like, all right, brain,

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<v Speaker 1>I need you, I need you. What have you got?

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<v Speaker 1>What have you got?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's not going to help it at all, some

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<v Speaker 3>monkey playing some symbols. So in a situation like that,

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<v Speaker 3>as well, here's what you do. You don't introduce their name.

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<v Speaker 3>You just introduce yourself for other people around and then

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<v Speaker 3>when they meet, they're going to introduce themselves, and then

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<v Speaker 3>when they introduce themselves, you go, oh my god, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>so silly.

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<v Speaker 1>I forgot to say your name. There everyone's learning in

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<v Speaker 1>the process.

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<v Speaker 2>Genuinely don't understand what you just said.

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<v Speaker 1>For good we don't have time to explain. Let's go

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<v Speaker 1>to Amelia and hectorvil. Good morning, Amelia, this has happened

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<v Speaker 1>to you.

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<v Speaker 15>Good morning, how are you. Yes, it has happened to

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<v Speaker 15>me once, oh, probably more than once, but this particular occasion,

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<v Speaker 15>I am a speecheese, so I work with kids with autism,

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<v Speaker 15>and I accidentally called this twelve year old boy the

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<v Speaker 15>dog's name, which he was. It's his twelve It'll be fine,

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<v Speaker 15>but because of his autism kind of love to remind

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<v Speaker 15>me about it for five minutes every week I see him.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's pretty basic.

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<v Speaker 15>Dog named Elliott.

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<v Speaker 2>Elliot easy mistake to mate either way.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not like Fido or Rex or nice Snoopy or something.

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<v Speaker 3>Good calls and look, if worse comes to worse in

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<v Speaker 3>the situation like that, just to were Jane Doyle did

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<v Speaker 3>to a meal maker Mulkay about a year ago.

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<v Speaker 1>Excuse me, the old.

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<v Speaker 13>Chace just sixteen degrees the forecast top for Adelaide. That's

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<v Speaker 13>around eight below average for this time of year. So

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<v Speaker 13>grab that brolly tomorrow we'll do. Thanks Champ.

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<v Speaker 4>Little trigger warning for women everywhere with his next story,

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<v Speaker 4>particularly those who do all the housework while their husbands

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<v Speaker 4>sit on the couch scratching their nethers.

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<v Speaker 1>So oh boy.

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<v Speaker 4>So the age old debate of who in the house

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<v Speaker 4>cleans what and for how long is about to come

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<v Speaker 4>to an end in Spain. The Spanish government getting involved now,

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<v Speaker 4>so they've given the green light for this app to

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<v Speaker 4>be developed that adds up the hours of cleaning each

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<v Speaker 4>person in the house does. So, when created, the app

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<v Speaker 4>will add the hours of housework each person does and

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<v Speaker 4>in what areas of the.

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<v Speaker 2>House as well.

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<v Speaker 4>So if you've got a lazy husband, wall don't move

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<v Speaker 4>to Spain.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of very intimidated men in Spain as we speak.

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<v Speaker 4>So the move to an equal share in household tools

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<v Speaker 4>chores has been what about. This is exacerbated by recent

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<v Speaker 4>legal cases where men have been sued by their ex

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<v Speaker 4>wives for compensation.

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<v Speaker 2>For decades of unpaid housework.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, so it sounds like a significant issue over there

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<v Speaker 4>in Spain.

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<v Speaker 2>So prepare to hear a lot.

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<v Speaker 4>Of this just played again in thee that's I told

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<v Speaker 4>you so.

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<v Speaker 2>I like this.

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<v Speaker 4>I like it, except for if it was to be

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<v Speaker 4>used in the Oddy household and I had to wear it.

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<v Speaker 4>I think my husband would win. He does one hundred

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<v Speaker 4>percent way more than I do.

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<v Speaker 6>So you're a minority there, I'd say, totally massively.

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<v Speaker 2>And I have to say we had this discussion on Friday.

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<v Speaker 4>It is It's an unbelievable situation with women now, and Zoe,

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<v Speaker 4>you were saying this, women are burning out, aren't they?

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<v Speaker 2>Because we want We were like.

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<v Speaker 4>We want to be able to work, and we want freedom,

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<v Speaker 4>and we want to be able to prosure our dreams.

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<v Speaker 4>But then we're still doing everything that we did at

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<v Speaker 4>home back in the sixties.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's like, no wonder, we're all exhausted.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 7>Literally, there's actually studies on it.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>I've had in We're talking about this over the weekend, Jodes.

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<v Speaker 6>I've got friends at the moment, and I'm the only

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<v Speaker 6>single one, but everyone comes to me for relationship advice,

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<v Speaker 6>which is very funny.

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<v Speaker 5>But I've got multiple multiple.

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<v Speaker 6>Friends who have been messaging me lately or we've caught

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<v Speaker 6>up for a coffee and they.

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<v Speaker 5>Sit down and they're exhausted.

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<v Speaker 6>They've probably got a baby with them, and they're talking

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<v Speaker 6>about their husbands who are literally doing nothing. So the

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<v Speaker 6>husband's had a really tough work week or really you know,

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<v Speaker 6>working really hard or working sort of crazy hours and

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<v Speaker 6>comes home and just you know, still expects his wife

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<v Speaker 6>to be doing everything, or them to be doing everything,

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<v Speaker 6>and you just I just shake my head because I think,

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<v Speaker 6>I hope that I wouldn't let my future husband.

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<v Speaker 5>Get away with that.

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<v Speaker 6>But they just seem to, you know, they have a

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<v Speaker 6>bitch and they get it all out and then they

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<v Speaker 6>move on. They go home and they continue doing what

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<v Speaker 6>they've been doing.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, he's really quiet on this one. Andrew. We

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<v Speaker 2>haven't heard much from you, mate.

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<v Speaker 3>I am not an intelligent man, but I know when

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<v Speaker 3>to keep my mouth shut.

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<v Speaker 1>Jodes, are you aware of what shrink flation is?

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<v Speaker 4>Not?

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<v Speaker 2>Overly?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and don't veer me down a dangerous path. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not that. Okay, it might be actually.

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<v Speaker 2>Because if it was that, you'd be a hell of

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<v Speaker 2>a victim.

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<v Speaker 1>Would Oh my gosh, I'm not the victim. That's a

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<v Speaker 1>side story.

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<v Speaker 3>Shrink Flation is a termin when the price of a

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<v Speaker 3>product remains the same but the amount of product you

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<v Speaker 3>receive goes down.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you noticing that?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's everywhere, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>Like sort of last year and a half?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you look at some of these? I'm looking at

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<v Speaker 1>it going Am I that big?

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<v Speaker 3>That these delicious products that I enjoy are going down

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<v Speaker 3>without me even noticing?

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<v Speaker 1>The latest victim the Monte Carlo. Oh, beautiful Monte Carlo.

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<v Speaker 1>Who would have thought?

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<v Speaker 5>What's happened?

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<v Speaker 2>Is the biscuit shrunk?

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<v Speaker 1>Everything's shrunk?

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<v Speaker 3>Conces humors have taken to social media in recent months

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<v Speaker 3>to complain that the Risby Jam coded layer of cream

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<v Speaker 3>inside the iconic Australian biscuit has halved in size.

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<v Speaker 2>I get that people are upset.

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<v Speaker 4>I understand that because your cream, your jam cream filling

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<v Speaker 4>should go to the brink.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a biscuit.

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<v Speaker 4>I understand it. But if you are the sort of

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<v Speaker 4>person that has time in your life to sit down

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<v Speaker 4>and pen a letter to Arnot's and complain about the

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<v Speaker 4>lack of strawberry cream filling in your biscuit, then you

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<v Speaker 4>need to find a hobby and real fast.

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<v Speaker 3>How dare you have a crack at my mother, how

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<v Speaker 3>very dead. It should go right to the exit.

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<v Speaker 11>It should.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh and what if that's your only sort of fun, nice,

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<v Speaker 3>real me time during your day, I guess sit down

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<v Speaker 3>with a Monte Carlo.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I honestly get that, because my favorite time of

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<v Speaker 4>the day, what I look forward to the most is

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<v Speaker 4>after dinner, when I have a cup of tea and

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<v Speaker 4>I have sugar free chocolate chip cookies. And my god,

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<v Speaker 4>if my children touch them, if they go in the

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<v Speaker 4>vicinity of that jar, I lose my damn mind.

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<v Speaker 3>Imaginef it was pretty much halved in size, your little

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<v Speaker 3>sugar free chocolate chip cookies, which sound awful.

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<v Speaker 1>Pout.

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<v Speaker 4>I'd I'd sit along by missus Hayes and I would

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<v Speaker 4>pen a letter. You guys go right to the sugar

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<v Speaker 4>Free Chip Company, go what the hell was happening to

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<v Speaker 4>the size.

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<v Speaker 2>Of my business?

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<v Speaker 1>The sugar Free Confectory Company riveting Christmas party? They'd have

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<v Speaker 1>as well.

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<v Speaker 3>We picks have dropped in weight from one point five

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<v Speaker 3>kilos to one point two kilos before they went down

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<v Speaker 3>again to one point one two kilos. You pay the

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<v Speaker 3>same price. What it's happened to cabri Da and milk

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<v Speaker 3>as well. Two fifty gram dropped to one eighty mars

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<v Speaker 3>bars have dropped them fifty three to forty seven. And

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<v Speaker 3>this is the one that got mate was one sixty grams.

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<v Speaker 3>It's gone down to one thirty four grams. I've just

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<v Speaker 3>slightly tweaked the size of the chip and he lost

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<v Speaker 3>his big mustache. I think had on facial makeover. Mister

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<v Speaker 3>Pringles losing his damn mind.

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<v Speaker 2>And they didn't have a lot of wriggle room.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think Pringles because I remember, like we always

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<v Speaker 4>get them on the plane because the lady comes down

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<v Speaker 4>with the trolley and the kids always want Pringles. And

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<v Speaker 4>they'd lose half their little hand before they even touched

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<v Speaker 4>a chip.

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<v Speaker 2>It was halfway down the floody.

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<v Speaker 3>Isn't it unbelievable stuff? It's starting to merge over to

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<v Speaker 3>humans as well. What do you mean shrink flation. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>it's affecting everybody. I mean, look at the Corns brothers

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<v Speaker 3>for example, I mean can Fair cane corns when he

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<v Speaker 3>was playing to now shrink flation's got him.

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<v Speaker 1>Chad's still the same though, he's still an absolute beast.

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<v Speaker 3>Shrink Flation has got Chad yet.

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<v Speaker 1>Round two. Here we go and welcome to the booth. Producers, Allen,

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<v Speaker 1>good morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, are we playing for this morning?

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<v Speaker 14>Yeah, we've got a couple of callers on that you

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<v Speaker 14>guys would be playing for Okay, you've got Hailey Hazy,

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<v Speaker 14>Good morning, Haley, WILLI Hey great?

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you you chose Andrew. That was an interesting selection.

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<v Speaker 3>God, No, I've got faith in him.

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<v Speaker 9>A great voice is going to bring it home.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you so much. That's nice.

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<v Speaker 7>And then on Tiam Jones, we've got Cassie from Secret.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, cass.

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<v Speaker 5>Let's do yes, let's do it.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, Also, you were second to the party there, Cassie.

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<v Speaker 3>Would you have always? Would you have also chosen me

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<v Speaker 3>if he had an option?

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<v Speaker 4>All right, So this is how it works, basically with

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<v Speaker 4>orchestralized a song that you would hear on over and

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<v Speaker 4>we have to jump in with our name is our buzzer?

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<v Speaker 4>That's right?

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<v Speaker 5>And name is so?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that a word to you? By the way?

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<v Speaker 7>Orchestral log it's a classical overhit.

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<v Speaker 1>Because truthishly, I'm not even sure.

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<v Speaker 7>Let's do it, Hazy song number one, Let's go?

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<v Speaker 1>Who else is shaking?

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<v Speaker 14>Oh my gosh, Joy got in first?

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<v Speaker 7>Sorry, Joe's gone?

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<v Speaker 2>That is that is Ed Shearon, I haven't thrown up

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<v Speaker 2>in so long?

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<v Speaker 1>Mom too long? It is hazy, too long, ed sheeran

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<v Speaker 1>song man, Castle on the Hill.

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<v Speaker 4>Country Ready, what I did all the hard work for you?

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<v Speaker 4>I came up with I sang half the song and

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<v Speaker 4>then you just sweep in it last.

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<v Speaker 3>I think we're all pretty wear straightway that it was

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<v Speaker 3>an edge hearing song, but we just needed the title.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey Hailey, one zip to the good guys.

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<v Speaker 7>Yes, all right, and it's supposed to too.

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<v Speaker 1>So I feel like Queensland in a state of origin.

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<v Speaker 2>And also you're very judges this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>I just say that, oh, someone's under pressure.

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<v Speaker 14>Song number two, let's go, and.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's coming to me. I think it's coming

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<v Speaker 1>to me.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, isn't there's nothing holding me back?

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<v Speaker 1>That was last week?

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<v Speaker 7>Last week? I'm not recycling my material, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, how much time can come on? You can't get

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<v Speaker 1>a chance, and then there's not much happening right now.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm just trying to work out I would have.

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<v Speaker 1>It's still not but is it? Can I find a friend?

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<v Speaker 7>How can you can find a friend?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>I phone Abby, Abby, don't don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Give me, give me? Okay, she can give me the

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<v Speaker 1>artist at least?

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<v Speaker 7>How do you not know this?

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<v Speaker 1>We want you to.

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<v Speaker 14>I'm going to get Abby to give you the artist

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<v Speaker 14>and you can both buzz in with a song.

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<v Speaker 6>All right, ready, Justin Bieber, have you got anything?

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<v Speaker 5>Come on, Jodees, that's zip to both of you.

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<v Speaker 7>It was is this song?

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<v Speaker 6>I'm not angry, I'm just just a No one has

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<v Speaker 6>ever heard this song?

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<v Speaker 1>Is this a new song? You heard this song?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, this is a song that genuinely launched

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<v Speaker 3>Justin Bieber into a cool space.

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<v Speaker 14>Yeah, and you say that regularly. So I'm disappointed, disappoint you.

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<v Speaker 14>What I know it's I know it's one zip up, Paisy,

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<v Speaker 14>We've got one song left.

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<v Speaker 7>This is going to be the winner. I've got it.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't do that? Why she can't do that?

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<v Speaker 3>Because it already one zero. So look, this is what's

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<v Speaker 3>going to happen. So look, I think I'm just going

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<v Speaker 3>to go try this out there and make the rules

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<v Speaker 3>on run. If it's a draw, then we are the

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<v Speaker 3>split the voutual where they get a voucher reach.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you can't just turn up to game.

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<v Speaker 7>Three and be like, oh, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Know what, Zoe used to play school oh last last wins.

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<v Speaker 14>Teney, alright, fine, all right, song three, go on, go

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<v Speaker 14>song three?

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<v Speaker 2>If you get me.

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<v Speaker 7>Take a name?

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<v Speaker 2>Shut in the dargons.

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<v Speaker 7>Ha, you come in with the win.

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<v Speaker 1>It's goat he.

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<v Speaker 14>I know what it is now, I will take either

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<v Speaker 14>a name okay, rather be I'll take it.

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<v Speaker 1>No no, no, no, no no.

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<v Speaker 3>It's got to be full name and artist, clean bandit

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<v Speaker 3>rather be. Come over here, Jodey, you have a look,

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<v Speaker 3>have a look a look.

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<v Speaker 7>That is a clean win for Andrew Hayes.

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<v Speaker 3>Well done, watches having there. I just blacked out for

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<v Speaker 3>the last three five seconds. Did something amazing happen?

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<v Speaker 14>I think you might have just won the congratulations Haley?

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, good stuff?

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<v Speaker 1>All right?

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<v Speaker 4>I was in dance your heart pounding, yeah, and I

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<v Speaker 4>just get I get, I get the lyrics and then

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<v Speaker 4>I can't get the song name? Was it so hard?

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<v Speaker 1>Was it so American?

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<v Speaker 7>Joey walks? So you could run in that one? Thank

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<v Speaker 7>you very much, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Joe's one.

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<v Speaker 2>Something I'm sorry? Is that Andrew Hayes piggybacking on me?

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<v Speaker 7>All right?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm slam dunking right at the end. How I feel

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<v Speaker 3>guards one hundred dollars, vouch.

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<v Speaker 1>The fast parts of government.

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<v Speaker 5>Your wife, well done.

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<v Speaker 3>It's one or two. By the way, I'm not keeping

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<v Speaker 3>school until now. Oh ja, I've been saying this forever.

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<v Speaker 3>Now it's official. Keep on watching the skies.

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<v Speaker 5>Happened.

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<v Speaker 1>It's what a big week it's been for the alien

0:29:36.440 --> 0:29:38.680
<v Speaker 1>watchers out there. Yeah. Confirmed.

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<v Speaker 3>Last week, UFO whistleblower David Gruche told Congress the US

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<v Speaker 3>government has uncovered extra trestial bodies and spaceships crash heights,

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<v Speaker 3>and the Internet responded. I'd say pretty accordingly. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>think we've responded hard enough on this. It's huge.

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<v Speaker 1>Are we just so desensitized with all this stuff now?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>I think if you're anything like me, I don't like

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<v Speaker 4>thinking about what's out there because it scares me. Because

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<v Speaker 4>I don't want to be invaded as a planet and

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<v Speaker 4>as a species.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't want to be probed. I don't want to.

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<v Speaker 2>Not after the weekend I've had.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe all the aliens are really nice.

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<v Speaker 7>They bring you love, or.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe they take you away in a little space ships

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<v Speaker 3>and they probe.

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<v Speaker 1>You want to probe. Nobody no one on Mondays.

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<v Speaker 2>And then they do that thing where they make you

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<v Speaker 2>forget that you've been probed.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and then you wake up and you're like, Jess

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<v Speaker 3>bums a bit sure the aliens there, and you're like,

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<v Speaker 3>what happened last night? He just shrucks his shoulders. It's

0:30:48.720 --> 0:30:50.720
<v Speaker 3>like nothing, mate, nothing happened.

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<v Speaker 2>Next question may bring you love.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, that's a special kind of love that's come out

0:30:57.920 --> 0:30:58.360
<v Speaker 4>of nowhere.

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<v Speaker 1>Makes you think that, doesn't it?

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<v Speaker 3>When you look around us since society, maybe some of

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<v Speaker 3>the celebrities as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Are there any aliens amongst us? Do you reckon?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I don't know. What do you think?

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<v Speaker 1>I reckon? There probably is.

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<v Speaker 3>I've been thinking about this for a while. I've got

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<v Speaker 3>a top three for you for I reckon people who

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<v Speaker 3>classified as humans who are probably in fact aliens, right,

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<v Speaker 3>but they look like humans, They look like humans and

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<v Speaker 3>they have human characteristics.

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<v Speaker 2>But you think they're from Mars.

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<v Speaker 3>I think they might be in disguise and they're aliens

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<v Speaker 3>stressed up as humans.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, or Saturn or Pluto or maybe who knows.

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<v Speaker 10>Or the other one that works in with being probed.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, urge, it's a planet. It's a planet. A number one.

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<v Speaker 1>Steve Smith.

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<v Speaker 3>Steve Smith's got some strains movements, doesn't he some strange

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<v Speaker 3>amount of rhythms the way he carries himself, And don't worry.

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<v Speaker 3>They could be really really good. Like these elite humans

0:31:49.400 --> 0:31:51.000
<v Speaker 3>it maybe they're too good for their own selves. And

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<v Speaker 3>that's where you go, Well, maybe the guy's just an alien.

0:31:53.400 --> 0:31:56.960
<v Speaker 3>But Steve Smith just sort of moves around a bit differently.

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<v Speaker 4>You've scored so many runs that you're from out of space.

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<v Speaker 3>Just his habits in between in between shots as well,

0:32:05.360 --> 0:32:08.400
<v Speaker 3>just how OCD is with things. Steve Smith absolutely could

0:32:08.440 --> 0:32:14.400
<v Speaker 3>be one. Kanye West, He's definitely an alien. Good Morning's

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<v Speaker 3>Alien Talk.

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<v Speaker 10>He could be one just because he gives zero fs about.

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<v Speaker 4>Anything ever, you know what I mean, Like he just

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<v Speaker 4>does what Kanye wants to do.

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<v Speaker 2>Yea, So maybe maybe.

0:32:25.960 --> 0:32:26.440
<v Speaker 1>That makes sense.

0:32:26.480 --> 0:32:29.160
<v Speaker 3>The other one for me is peers More. He's an

0:32:29.160 --> 0:32:31.800
<v Speaker 3>alien and he has been sent from another planet to

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<v Speaker 3>piss off everyone. It's a giant experiment that the aliens

0:32:36.320 --> 0:32:38.520
<v Speaker 3>are having and they're taking the absolute mickey out of

0:32:38.560 --> 0:32:39.400
<v Speaker 3>us because they've sent us.

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<v Speaker 1>Piers Morgan. I don't think people in England even like

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<v Speaker 1>Peas Moore.

0:32:42.520 --> 0:32:46.120
<v Speaker 4>He's like the English cane corns, like he deliberately just

0:32:46.160 --> 0:32:47.960
<v Speaker 4>says things just to antagonize.

0:32:48.440 --> 0:32:52.880
<v Speaker 1>I'd rather listen to cane corns. You got one?

0:32:53.040 --> 0:32:55.520
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I think Pete Davison, you know the guy Saturday

0:32:55.600 --> 0:32:59.280
<v Speaker 4>Night Live. It's a really unusual looking cat. But also

0:32:59.560 --> 0:33:02.360
<v Speaker 4>manager is to snag the hottest women on the planet.

0:33:02.840 --> 0:33:04.800
<v Speaker 3>So if those other aliens that you talk about, I've

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<v Speaker 3>got those little things that make you forget things.

0:33:07.320 --> 0:33:08.200
<v Speaker 1>Has Pete Davis.

0:33:08.200 --> 0:33:11.240
<v Speaker 3>He's got some kind of special wand that he's waving

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<v Speaker 3>in front of the best looking and the highest profile

0:33:13.600 --> 0:33:14.440
<v Speaker 3>women's celebrities on.

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<v Speaker 2>The planets, And the one goes you think I'm hot?

0:33:16.640 --> 0:33:18.960
<v Speaker 1>You think, haven't look at me? How you know?

0:33:20.160 --> 0:33:23.120
<v Speaker 3>I mean, statistically it's not what these elite looking women

0:33:23.160 --> 0:33:23.600
<v Speaker 3>would go for.

0:33:23.720 --> 0:33:25.280
<v Speaker 1>But here we are, Here we are.

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<v Speaker 4>I think he must be like women love funny men

0:33:29.360 --> 0:33:33.520
<v Speaker 4>or funny aliens, right, so that just must blind women

0:33:33.640 --> 0:33:34.480
<v Speaker 4>everywhere like.

0:33:34.440 --> 0:33:36.600
<v Speaker 2>Oh you're so funny. But it come here, snob me.

0:33:37.400 --> 0:33:39.760
<v Speaker 1>It's normal. That's how it works.

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<v Speaker 2>What the fork.

0:33:45.880 --> 0:33:48.000
<v Speaker 4>It's a little segment we like to do where we

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<v Speaker 4>ask what the fork and it could be anything normally,

0:33:50.960 --> 0:33:53.240
<v Speaker 4>it's sort of well, it did evolve out of the

0:33:53.280 --> 0:33:56.000
<v Speaker 4>fact that there's no forks in any given workplace in

0:33:56.000 --> 0:33:59.720
<v Speaker 4>South Australia ever. But now it's evolved into just what

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<v Speaker 4>don't you understand? What don't you get in everyday life?

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<v Speaker 4>And we've come across a bit of a conundrum here

0:34:07.600 --> 0:34:11.799
<v Speaker 4>at Nova. So in the fridge in our kitchen for

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<v Speaker 4>the last month has been a whole loin of pork,

0:34:18.040 --> 0:34:25.880
<v Speaker 4>which brings us to this segment. It's gone from what

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<v Speaker 4>the fork to what the pork?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Wow, that coming.

0:34:30.400 --> 0:34:33.840
<v Speaker 4>I don't understand for the life of me why someone

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<v Speaker 4>has brought in a loin of pork into our staff

0:34:36.719 --> 0:34:39.759
<v Speaker 4>fridge to.

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<v Speaker 2>The bottom of it.

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<v Speaker 4>So if I was to do an all staff page

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<v Speaker 4>at the moment, it would go something like this.

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<v Speaker 2>For the owner of the loin.

0:34:47.600 --> 0:34:50.480
<v Speaker 4>Of pork in the level three fridge, please report to

0:34:50.520 --> 0:34:52.000
<v Speaker 4>the studio to explain yourselves.

0:34:52.040 --> 0:34:53.040
<v Speaker 2>Thank you, thanks in.

0:34:53.040 --> 0:34:55.640
<v Speaker 1>Advance, right smath if you heard that for the first time.

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<v Speaker 4>In the fridge, so you're in my parking space, you know,

0:35:00.080 --> 0:35:01.000
<v Speaker 4>I mean that's where I like.

0:35:01.040 --> 0:35:03.560
<v Speaker 1>To put my fruit, real solid piggery. Yeah, exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>That's prime real estate in the fridge, isn't that It

0:35:05.560 --> 0:35:07.640
<v Speaker 3>shouldn't be soaked up with pork, and the juice gets

0:35:07.680 --> 0:35:09.520
<v Speaker 3>there as well, and it gets that real pork scent

0:35:09.600 --> 0:35:11.920
<v Speaker 3>and flavor about the fridge that takes weeks to get at.

0:35:12.000 --> 0:35:14.800
<v Speaker 4>And I feel like it is starting to get a

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<v Speaker 4>bit tangy, right because it's been there for the better

0:35:17.160 --> 0:35:18.480
<v Speaker 4>part of a month. I just went and had to

0:35:18.480 --> 0:35:20.879
<v Speaker 4>look at the loin of pork a moment ago, and

0:35:20.920 --> 0:35:23.200
<v Speaker 4>there's no use by date on it. So who's to

0:35:23.239 --> 0:35:24.439
<v Speaker 4>say when that thing went off?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's just chewing now in its own juices. It's

0:35:26.840 --> 0:35:27.920
<v Speaker 1>not going to regenerate, is it.

0:35:27.960 --> 0:35:30.000
<v Speaker 4>Camera guy Josh has threatened to chuck it in the

0:35:30.000 --> 0:35:32.319
<v Speaker 4>air fry today just to real c really crackle that

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<v Speaker 4>sucker up.

0:35:33.080 --> 0:35:34.600
<v Speaker 1>That man will air fright anything.

0:35:36.640 --> 0:35:38.440
<v Speaker 3>Jeez to eat air fry his own hand if he

0:35:38.440 --> 0:35:40.920
<v Speaker 3>had an opportunity, if he's hungry enough and they eat it.

0:35:41.040 --> 0:35:41.759
<v Speaker 1>Unbelievable.

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<v Speaker 4>Just raises the question, what the pork? And what have

0:35:46.280 --> 0:35:49.920
<v Speaker 4>you found in your workplace fridge? What have you discovered

0:35:50.360 --> 0:35:56.040
<v Speaker 4>science experiments things with mold in them? This is unbelievable.

0:35:56.160 --> 0:35:59.879
<v Speaker 4>Last week at my other workplace, someone that worked there

0:36:00.840 --> 0:36:05.080
<v Speaker 4>in the kitchen roasted a whole lamb really during the day.

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<v Speaker 1>Geez, that's the laborate for everyone.

0:36:07.000 --> 0:36:07.800
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no, no no.

0:36:08.600 --> 0:36:11.600
<v Speaker 4>I think there was a whisper that he's his oven

0:36:11.640 --> 0:36:14.080
<v Speaker 4>broke down at home, so he's just pulled it in

0:36:15.040 --> 0:36:16.120
<v Speaker 4>roasted up a last.

0:36:16.440 --> 0:36:18.560
<v Speaker 1>That's next level. I'm not even comfortable doing that in

0:36:18.600 --> 0:36:20.520
<v Speaker 1>my own house, so the mess i'd.

0:36:20.280 --> 0:36:22.920
<v Speaker 3>Make there, although you're more comfortably workplace making your big

0:36:22.920 --> 0:36:23.520
<v Speaker 3>old mess, aren't you.

0:36:23.600 --> 0:36:25.400
<v Speaker 4>Yeah yeah, yeah, I mean you can get away with

0:36:25.440 --> 0:36:27.480
<v Speaker 4>not cleaning it up, and then people leave rude signs

0:36:27.560 --> 0:36:29.840
<v Speaker 4>going ooh, can you please clean your script up?

0:36:29.920 --> 0:36:32.720
<v Speaker 3>Hey, guys, just to remind her, let's keep it tidy

0:36:32.800 --> 0:36:34.920
<v Speaker 3>on level three, and then someone right back, Yeah, definitely

0:36:35.000 --> 0:36:37.080
<v Speaker 3>wasn't ask another person definitely wasn't. As we're not going

0:36:37.120 --> 0:36:39.720
<v Speaker 3>to play a game. We're not going to play this game. Okay,

0:36:40.760 --> 0:36:41.400
<v Speaker 3>goodness say.

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<v Speaker 2>Fourteen what the pork? What have you found in your workplace? French?

0:36:47.400 --> 0:36:49.400
<v Speaker 4>Also the text lines open as well. Four double O

0:36:49.520 --> 0:36:51.359
<v Speaker 4>nine one nine nine one nine get involved place.

0:36:51.640 --> 0:36:52.600
<v Speaker 1>I'll take you girls next.

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<v Speaker 2>What for what the hork?

0:36:59.320 --> 0:37:02.640
<v Speaker 4>Tollily, we call this segment what the fork because there's

0:37:02.640 --> 0:37:05.239
<v Speaker 4>no forks in any workplace. It's just those every day

0:37:05.280 --> 0:37:07.520
<v Speaker 4>inn undrooms that you go, I don't understand that at all.

0:37:07.880 --> 0:37:08.960
<v Speaker 2>We've got one.

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<v Speaker 4>In our fridge in the kitchen at the moment, where

0:37:11.400 --> 0:37:13.400
<v Speaker 4>there's been a loin of pork just sitting in the

0:37:13.440 --> 0:37:14.200
<v Speaker 4>middle shelf.

0:37:14.000 --> 0:37:17.080
<v Speaker 2>For about oh a month now. No one seems to

0:37:17.120 --> 0:37:17.880
<v Speaker 2>know where it's coming.

0:37:17.719 --> 0:37:20.800
<v Speaker 1>From, dating beautifully like a nice bottle of wine.

0:37:20.920 --> 0:37:23.279
<v Speaker 4>No one seems to know where it's going. No one

0:37:23.280 --> 0:37:26.320
<v Speaker 4>seems to know an expiring date. No one knows anything

0:37:26.320 --> 0:37:27.279
<v Speaker 4>about this loine of pork.

0:37:27.360 --> 0:37:29.279
<v Speaker 1>Piece of pork now owns the fridge.

0:37:29.000 --> 0:37:31.120
<v Speaker 2>Yep, and taking up prime real estate.

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<v Speaker 4>As you mentioned, Andre Hayes, So thirteen twenty four to

0:37:34.400 --> 0:37:36.960
<v Speaker 4>ten this morning, what did you discover in your workplace

0:37:37.040 --> 0:37:38.600
<v Speaker 4>fridge is the question that we're asking.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go to Tamara. Hi, Tomarra, Hey, go, I say

0:37:41.520 --> 0:37:42.360
<v Speaker 2>you're going this morning?

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<v Speaker 4>Good?

0:37:42.880 --> 0:37:43.760
<v Speaker 2>What's in your fridge?

0:37:44.080 --> 0:37:45.320
<v Speaker 9>Not so much my fridge.

0:37:45.360 --> 0:37:48.880
<v Speaker 15>But I go to work and I'm a cleaner, and

0:37:49.200 --> 0:37:51.799
<v Speaker 15>I have to clean out fridge once a week, and

0:37:51.960 --> 0:37:56.200
<v Speaker 15>there'll be moldy cheese, to rotten vegetables, to rotten fruit.

0:37:56.960 --> 0:37:59.880
<v Speaker 9>And then he likes to collect avocado.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a bit weird.

0:38:04.320 --> 0:38:07.120
<v Speaker 9>I think he likes to hoard things. I'd say, but yeah,

0:38:07.120 --> 0:38:09.760
<v Speaker 9>so there'll be like a pile of like avocado seeds

0:38:09.800 --> 0:38:11.759
<v Speaker 9>weekly after take me out, and then they'll be like

0:38:11.800 --> 0:38:13.399
<v Speaker 9>a pile of containers in there.

0:38:13.400 --> 0:38:14.719
<v Speaker 1>I have to chuck them out.

0:38:15.719 --> 0:38:19.680
<v Speaker 15>And then it gets weirder, like he puts he cracks

0:38:19.719 --> 0:38:22.160
<v Speaker 15>eggs into like a Tupperway.

0:38:21.760 --> 0:38:24.480
<v Speaker 1>Container and just lets him sit in there, and then

0:38:24.760 --> 0:38:27.120
<v Speaker 1>I come and then next week, so I tip them

0:38:27.239 --> 0:38:28.120
<v Speaker 1>out and get rid of him.

0:38:29.080 --> 0:38:34.400
<v Speaker 3>Wow, whose house you cleaning is a Jeffrey damoze.

0:38:36.960 --> 0:38:37.719
<v Speaker 9>Wing right?

0:38:38.520 --> 0:38:38.680
<v Speaker 4>Weird?

0:38:38.719 --> 0:38:40.280
<v Speaker 2>Tomorrow you tempted to leave a note?

0:38:40.760 --> 0:38:43.239
<v Speaker 9>Oh I'm tempted to not go back, but I've got to.

0:38:43.360 --> 0:38:47.719
<v Speaker 15>Someone's got to do it.

0:38:44.600 --> 0:38:49.280
<v Speaker 4>Avocado pips to yourself.

0:38:49.920 --> 0:38:50.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's our motto.

0:38:52.000 --> 0:38:54.720
<v Speaker 9>And I just wear gloves and a mask and straight

0:38:54.800 --> 0:38:55.080
<v Speaker 9>to it.

0:38:55.600 --> 0:38:56.640
<v Speaker 15>Yeah, plain as I go.

0:38:56.960 --> 0:38:59.480
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, thank you, I think tomorrow, let's go.

0:38:59.600 --> 0:39:01.160
<v Speaker 2>This is million name to us.

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<v Speaker 9>Keeley, guys, how are we?

0:39:03.440 --> 0:39:06.200
<v Speaker 2>We're good? Thank you? Now, Killy.

0:39:08.520 --> 0:39:12.359
<v Speaker 9>And you guys are talking about the four of level three, Well,

0:39:12.400 --> 0:39:15.360
<v Speaker 9>let's talk about level four. There is a garbage bag

0:39:15.560 --> 0:39:18.080
<v Speaker 9>of an entire feat in our freezer.

0:39:18.440 --> 0:39:21.080
<v Speaker 3>What okay, so this is upstairs. Just paint a bitch, Kelly,

0:39:21.080 --> 0:39:23.759
<v Speaker 3>works upstairs. There's two levels, level three and level four. Look,

0:39:23.760 --> 0:39:25.360
<v Speaker 3>there's all sorts of issues on the level three with

0:39:25.400 --> 0:39:28.239
<v Speaker 3>the fridge body parts and all sorts of things hanging

0:39:28.239 --> 0:39:29.000
<v Speaker 3>out out fridge.

0:39:29.320 --> 0:39:31.360
<v Speaker 1>So your fridge is even worse upstairs.

0:39:32.040 --> 0:39:35.920
<v Speaker 9>Yeah, yeah, yeah, really bad. We've actually got like, you know,

0:39:36.040 --> 0:39:38.080
<v Speaker 9>brands that you can help yourself through to make back

0:39:38.120 --> 0:39:42.160
<v Speaker 9>past and toast as you know. Yeah, so that's just

0:39:42.200 --> 0:39:45.040
<v Speaker 9>sitting right next to the darbage bag of fish.

0:39:45.560 --> 0:39:48.279
<v Speaker 2>There's a whole fish.

0:39:47.320 --> 0:39:49.320
<v Speaker 9>An entire fish.

0:39:50.520 --> 0:39:53.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and you're and you're saying it belongs to David Pembathy.

0:39:55.440 --> 0:40:01.439
<v Speaker 9>Absolutely, come on, I'm thinking belongs to Pat.

0:40:01.640 --> 0:40:06.480
<v Speaker 4>But oh, tidy it up in thanks, Thanks, let's take

0:40:06.480 --> 0:40:09.000
<v Speaker 4>one more. This is disgusting. Hi John, good morning to you.

0:40:09.040 --> 0:40:10.680
<v Speaker 4>What did you discover in the work fridge.

0:40:12.040 --> 0:40:14.879
<v Speaker 11>Well, it's not that I discovered, it's I left it there.

0:40:14.960 --> 0:40:19.280
<v Speaker 11>But look it's not very nice. But on my fast

0:40:19.320 --> 0:40:23.960
<v Speaker 11>work I bought this. I bought a chicken roll, a

0:40:24.040 --> 0:40:26.840
<v Speaker 11>chicken wrap, I should say, sorry, and I put it

0:40:26.840 --> 0:40:29.640
<v Speaker 11>in the fridge forgot to read it. And after after

0:40:29.719 --> 0:40:32.319
<v Speaker 11>about and it was about a week, I realized left

0:40:32.320 --> 0:40:33.839
<v Speaker 11>out the fridge and I had a look and the thought,

0:40:34.560 --> 0:40:35.839
<v Speaker 11>you know what, I'm going to leave it, then see

0:40:35.840 --> 0:40:39.440
<v Speaker 11>how long it stays there before someone removes it. So anyway,

0:40:39.480 --> 0:40:42.759
<v Speaker 11>a year and a half later, I actually removed it

0:40:42.800 --> 0:40:44.560
<v Speaker 11>because nobody was removing it.

0:40:44.640 --> 0:40:47.719
<v Speaker 3>So this is genuine standoff.

0:40:48.880 --> 0:40:49.799
<v Speaker 15>Yeah yeah it was.

0:40:50.080 --> 0:40:50.960
<v Speaker 11>Yeah, it was genuine.

0:40:51.080 --> 0:40:52.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah.

0:40:52.840 --> 0:40:56.080
<v Speaker 11>It wasn't the nicest thing, believe in the fridge for

0:40:56.120 --> 0:40:58.360
<v Speaker 11>a year and a half. But after a bit I

0:40:58.480 --> 0:41:00.279
<v Speaker 11>just thought, you know what, let's say your move it,

0:41:00.320 --> 0:41:03.320
<v Speaker 11>and no one did. So it was terrible.

0:41:03.440 --> 0:41:05.280
<v Speaker 4>So you were in a you were in a Mexican

0:41:05.360 --> 0:41:08.360
<v Speaker 4>chicken standoff with yourself with myself.

0:41:08.440 --> 0:41:15.160
<v Speaker 1>Yes, that's good. Oh there's never a click up win

0:41:15.239 --> 0:41:20.480
<v Speaker 1>in those situations. Good on you, John, good stuff. Oh

0:41:20.520 --> 0:41:21.879
<v Speaker 1>wow with.

0:41:21.840 --> 0:41:25.480
<v Speaker 4>You have we located our loin of pork owner?

0:41:25.719 --> 0:41:31.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, just wash this space. I suppose it's dynasy.