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Speaker 1: It's busy and with richie Kate, you might know a

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Speaker 1: little bit about this girl's nights out? Yeah, how often

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Speaker 1: do you heading the town with the lead?

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Speaker 2: Okay, I've lost count. It's so crazy, my social I.

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Speaker 3: Am Thursday, Friday said to night and.

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Speaker 4: On a cheeky Sunday.

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to praise that out because you know of

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Speaker 2: the new job and starting who.

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Speaker 5: Is Lucia's friend Kate growing growing up that you always

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Speaker 5: saw I'm going to go out with es tonight.

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Speaker 3: I am in for a big one.

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Speaker 2: I never have. I never had friends like that, right, didn't.

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Speaker 2: My mom's up listening this morning.

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Speaker 3: Hello Heather, Hi Heather.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, I was not influenced.

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Speaker 1: This woman has said she is sick of girls' nights

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Speaker 1: out being interrupted by men.

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Speaker 3: Her in particular.

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Speaker 1: I assume she's the hot one in the group, because

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Speaker 1: she said men that come up and always want to

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Speaker 1: talk to me, and I've had a gut full. So

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Speaker 1: now what she started doing is wearing a fake engagement

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Speaker 1: ring to point out that she is taken.

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Speaker 4: She's off the market.

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Speaker 2: I mean, sometimes an engagement ring is not a deterrent.

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Speaker 1: I would have thought the engagement ring might draw more attention.

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Speaker 1: Oh really yeah, because if you've got a married man

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Speaker 1: and he says, oh you're a married woman.

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Speaker 3: If this goes to plan, we know we have a deal.

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Speaker 3: Oh this is an interesting take where your mind would

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Speaker 3: we don't talk about it.

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Speaker 2: So if you were ever going to have an affair

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Speaker 2: or when you had them, do you do that that

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Speaker 3: Just nanny's But I would normally go for married women. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: that's sort of been my.

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Speaker 4: Back catalog because you both have the same amount to lose.

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Speaker 1: Yes, So you're not going to say anything. I'm not

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Speaker 1: going to say to them because everything's on the table.

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Speaker 5: Is there nothing worse though, than a confident man striding

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Speaker 5: over to a group of girls thinking that he's got

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Speaker 5: them eating out of his hand.

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Speaker 4: There is nothing worse.

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Speaker 5: Sorry I'm late, or a guy or a guy who

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Speaker 5: goes to his mates. Hey, fellas, what's his Digsi's elbowing

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Speaker 5: watch this one?

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Speaker 2: How do we quite like?

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Speaker 5: This?

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Speaker 4: Is the question I want to ask you, Kay, do

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Speaker 4: you like it? Or is that too much confidence?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Look, it can be if I cast if I passed

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Speaker 2: my mind back to all those years ago when I

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Speaker 2: went out, I think there's something nice about a bit

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Speaker 2: of confidence. I think that if they become a pest, yes,

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Speaker 2: and then they're following you to the ladies or something

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Speaker 2: like that, they need to be arrested, of course, But

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Speaker 2: there's something nice about thinking that a man or whoever

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Speaker 2: approaches the groups and can actually say it to pay

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Speaker 2: and they might add a different element to the same

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Speaker 2: old night that you would not believe.

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Speaker 3: Talk to you and the girls right, And.

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Speaker 1: He has never happened, but yes, and he's walked over

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Speaker 1: and he just says, Hey, I just wanted to come

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Speaker 3: Guys seem great. I'm here with a few mates.

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Speaker 2: Do you mind if we join your table?

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Speaker 3: Would you like to come and join us? Or well?

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Speaker 3: Do you know what?

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Speaker 2: I think you can make the difference between that being

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Speaker 2: creepy and painful and or it being invited. That decision

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Speaker 2: is made in your head in like the first three

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Speaker 5: A subtle smile or a glance, a lot better than

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Speaker 5: someone coming over.

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Speaker 4: We've been watching New Girls for the past hours.

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Speaker 3: You're not to come over like, No.

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Speaker 2: I don't think I think you've done the smile and

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Speaker 2: stuff before and you've walked you've maybe gone to the

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Speaker 2: bar and you've walked back past me.

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Speaker 1: Hey, I love what you're wearing. I'd love to see

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Speaker 1: it on my bedroom floor.

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Speaker 5: That's a Richard WI say that.

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Speaker 3: No.

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Speaker 5: Dickie's line is that dress is magnificent, but do you

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Speaker 1: He's never said that, do you know what?

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Speaker 3: And the Maid of Mine?

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Speaker 1: He used to get to the point where he'd be

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Speaker 1: at a bar with a girl drinking. This was his

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Speaker 1: He merged from a couple, He emerged from one thing

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Speaker 1: where he would look them in the ear for three seconds,

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Speaker 4: Then I believe he even has these.

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Speaker 1: He would look at a girl in the eye for

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Speaker 1: three seconds and then say I think we should kiss now.

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Speaker 3: His new one is don't you dare drunk?

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Speaker 1: But do you know what?

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Speaker 3: Can?

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Speaker 4: I like it? I like it, I love it, I

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Speaker 4: love it.

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Speaker 3: Try and kiss me. I love it because I like

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Speaker 3: do you know what?

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Speaker 1: I think?

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Speaker 2: I like this complete absolute cheekiness and a bit of

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Speaker 2: then probably not talking to you for the rest of

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Speaker 2: the night.

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Speaker 1: Remember Gorndy. He used to work on the show. He

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Speaker 1: used to say his fail proof pickup line was he

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Speaker 1: walk up to a girl and go.

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Speaker 3: What part of Europe are you from?

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Speaker 2: But that's not that's not funny, No, that's not that's creepy.

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Speaker 3: Maggie from Hoxton Park.

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Speaker 4: You've got a chip to avoid being hit on at

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Speaker 4: the bar bags what.

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Speaker 3: What is it?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: So my one line is I'm having a really good

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Speaker 3: night because my five Oh that's.

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Speaker 4: What have you got your hair stuck in?

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Speaker 5: Now?

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Speaker 3: And now? Now, this is to the point.

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Speaker 5: This is a horrific story I'm about to read out here.

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Speaker 5: I'm talking about scalpings, which is where you.

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Speaker 3: That is, you had a big morning tears for fears.

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Speaker 5: That was the original version of the song is.

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Speaker 3: Class.

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Speaker 1: Well, that's why you have to wear hairnuts and factories

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Speaker 1: and things. I mean, I remember doing craft as a kid.

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Speaker 1: I used to love jumping on the lathe trying to

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Speaker 1: he would say.

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Speaker 3: Put your haird on, put your hair on.

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Speaker 1: Now he was deaf, because if your hairt got caught

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Speaker 1: in it, it would rip your scalp off.

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Speaker 4: Did your tricep hair get caught in your.

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Speaker 3: Hair or no, bum crack hair?

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Speaker 4: Did you have to wear back NEETs?

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Speaker 3: You know it's beekeeping suits just in woodwork, just in

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Speaker 3: case the hair got out.

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Speaker 4: This isn't Nippy's.

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Speaker 5: The Nippies do an amazing chocolate milk ice chocolate. They

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Speaker 5: do orange juice. It's a South Australian company. But a

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Speaker 5: young worker there, this was up in wakery. She was

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Speaker 5: working in a section where she got a hair caught

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Speaker 5: in one of the machines.

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Speaker 4: This is in the orange section. That would obviously just

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Speaker 4: skin the orange and get the juice out.

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Speaker 5: Unfortunately, she walked into an area, got her hair caught

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Speaker 5: in there and she was scalped.

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Speaker 3: Im.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, I I'm just a bit torn between the sting,

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Speaker 1: the story, the sensitivity of the story, and the fact

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Speaker 3: Man, I just don't know where to sit.

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Speaker 5: Well, it's with the machinery. If you get your hair

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Speaker 5: caught in something, you are gone unless you turn.

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Speaker 3: That off straight away. Oh did she have her hair

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Speaker 3: net on? Well, no, she didn't have a hair net on.

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Speaker 3: This is the thing.

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Speaker 4: But they've been fined one.

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Speaker 5: Hundred and twenty thousand dollars, and they've also offered to

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Speaker 5: pay the worker and her family sixty thousand dollars to

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Speaker 5: help with their ongoing recovery because.

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Speaker 3: She's still getting surgery. Matterine, how much that would hurt.

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Speaker 3: Did you ever with your sister fits growing up? Did

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Speaker 3: she have an apple lady? Is that what it was called?

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Speaker 1: It was like this thing that rotated along your legs

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Speaker 1: and would pull all the hairs at It was a

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Speaker 1: machine that had sort of like a million tweezers on.

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Speaker 1: And when my sister stuck that on my leg once, the.

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Speaker 3: Pain was extraordinary.

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Speaker 4: What about your right o?

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Speaker 1: Ye?

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Speaker 4: So sorry what she did?

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Speaker 1: That was a joke, A joke, yeah, to cause and

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Speaker 1: deliberately give me pain, And it was just terrible.

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Speaker 4: Have you had your hair stuck in anywhere or No?

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Speaker 1: I haven't mean the filter box at a swimming pool.

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Speaker 1: I get sucked into those occasionally.

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Speaker 4: I mean you've got.

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Speaker 3: Long hair, yeah, no, but I would wear a hairnet.

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Speaker 6: Have you had to wear jobs over the years, Tommy, Yeah, yep,

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Speaker 6: yeah I have. Once when I was working at a factory,

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Speaker 6: working on like putting petrol pumps into.

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Speaker 3: Oh yes, that's right. So flammable with the amount of frizze.

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Speaker 1: Dismissing there because starts of product Tommy uses frizzed again,

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Speaker 1: not sponsored.

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Speaker 4: But big shout out to the Redkin family. You worked

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Speaker 4: in a factory.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, but I wasn't very good because I kept falling

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Speaker 6: asleep at the drill because it was very boring. You

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Speaker 6: know the bowser you felder, But the no I had

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Speaker 6: last time wore a hen. It was when we had

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Speaker 6: our third baby and I had to weet in the hospital,

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Speaker 6: which was.

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Speaker 3: That helped identify the father because they thought it was

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Speaker 3: two months.

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Speaker 5: M d G.

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Speaker 4: When were you scalped and you went completely.

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