Speaker 1: Good morning, Melbourne, Melbourn.
Speaker 2: Jason Lauren, start your morning the right away.
Speaker 3: Gonna be great, gonna be a good day.
Speaker 2: This is Jason Lauren. No, you're one hundred. Well, good
Speaker 2: morning everybody, and happy mon Good morning, morning Standad, good morning.
Speaker 3: Excited. Were you for the cool change? Jase Friday?
Speaker 1: She was warm today, so nicee. I thought Friday was
Speaker 1: hotter Saturday a little overcasting.
Speaker 3: It made a bit muggy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it did.
Speaker 3: Friday love the heat though. I was loving it.
Speaker 1: You should have seen me Friday afternoon in the Lilah
Speaker 1: in the pool, little Corona in hand living.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: We had a little Christmas party and and well it
Speaker 4: was close to home, so we're walking and Paul was like,
Speaker 4: don't worry, the cool changes come in.
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh Jesus, how do you know that?
Speaker 4: And he was downstairs on the couch watching the races
Speaker 4: and he goes, oh, the commentator is on the races
Speaker 4: just said it. And I was like, he's in Adelaide.
Speaker 4: I was like, there's a cool change in Adelaide. It's
Speaker 4: still hot as balls here.
Speaker 2: That'll come tomorrow, yes.
Speaker 3: But it was really muggy yesterday too. It's like humors.
Speaker 1: You know what I realized because I bought one of
Speaker 1: those lilas where you're half in the water and half out.
Speaker 2: It's a mesh.
Speaker 1: It's got mesh and then inflatable around the side.
Speaker 2: It's nothing.
Speaker 1: It's not the most attractive look. It's like a man
Speaker 1: in a bath. Half goes down. Look good in.
Speaker 3: You know it's called a bath.
Speaker 2: A man in a bath nothing.
Speaker 3: Worse than a man in a bar. It's a silent
Speaker 3: f there's no f in bath.
Speaker 2: I think of one. It's the city right now is
Speaker 2: blanketed in fog. I know it's quite dangerous.
Speaker 1: That's going to cause dramas. So if you are flying,
Speaker 1: make sure you are log on a check that the
Speaker 1: flights are going to be running on time. My family
Speaker 1: flew back from sit On yesterday a little bit.
Speaker 3: They got to lay. Yeah, a lot of the flights
Speaker 3: have been delayed this weekend.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: I kept calling him bomb threats, but they eventually let
Speaker 1: the plane.
Speaker 3: Did you you had a weekend at home with just
Speaker 3: one child?
Speaker 2: Yes? Were you waiting at the airport with signs and balloons?
Speaker 2: Not balluss the bath?
Speaker 1: I couldn't get to an airport.
Speaker 3: He's in the bath. There was no time to pick
Speaker 3: up the balloons.
Speaker 2: Clar you look tired. Have you been watching the cricket
Speaker 2: all week? Watching the cricket? Now I'm crying. I'm crying
Speaker 2: many tears for Australia. Were ship and on? Who are
Speaker 2: they playing?
Speaker 3: I didn't even know the cricket was just down the
Speaker 3: country India?
Speaker 5: Oh and where are we playing India?
Speaker 6: Not?
Speaker 2: Perfect? Perfect, smarter? They need five hundred and twenty two
Speaker 2: runs to win and they've only got seven wickets in hair.
Speaker 2: So there's a chance, there's a chat. There's always a chance.
Speaker 3: Why we no good anyway, we talk about it next.
Speaker 3: But I love cricket.
Speaker 2: Chat.
Speaker 3: You know how much I love cricket.
Speaker 1: Well, we're gonna we're gonna have a chat about the
Speaker 1: cricket coming up to see Also, guys, it's.
Speaker 3: Tailor week.
Speaker 2: This time.
Speaker 1: Next week, one of our Melbourne listeners will be over
Speaker 1: in Canada, Vancouver for the final night, the closing night
Speaker 1: of the years.
Speaker 2: To her, how good she's done six shows there?
Speaker 3: How do you know how many shows she's done on
Speaker 3: the tour?
Speaker 1: Five hundred? No, I think, no, no, no, just shive two hundred?
Speaker 4: Oh really, my god, I don't know how she does
Speaker 4: at night after night. I was exhausted after going once.
Speaker 2: You know, my favorite is Saturdays, we've got the pista.
Speaker 3: You don't think she does.
Speaker 1: I don't think she's on the margie she looks.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: My favorite of those video on line where it's like
Speaker 1: the car convoy leaving the stadium or on the way
Speaker 1: in with the people just postgoing the Queen's here.
Speaker 4: Yeah, seriously, one hundred and fifty two shows she's done. Wow,
Speaker 4: well you could be at that final show of Taylor Swift.
Speaker 4: Will be announcing on Friday. Five more or really yeah,
Speaker 4: five more days to get the running four days, five days,
Speaker 4: four four days to get in the running. On Friday,
Speaker 4: we'll be announcing the winner.
Speaker 1: After seven o'clock this morning, we will give you a
Speaker 1: chance to get on the standby list. So we've got
Speaker 1: a lot coming up on the show today, including your
Speaker 1: chance to win a cheeky thousand dollars before six thirty
Speaker 1: this morning, So keep listening, we'll tell you how you
Speaker 1: can win that. And Singing superstar James Blunt is in
Speaker 1: Melbourne and he.
Speaker 2: Caught up with gen Z.
Speaker 3: Oh, he said, gen Z, twenty year old.
Speaker 1: Producer, why do you hear how that chat went coming
Speaker 1: up on nov.
Speaker 2: Weather screens change every day, don't they.
Speaker 3: Sometimes it cloud's about Well that's because the weather changes
Speaker 3: every now, but.
Speaker 1: More like just the sometimes the level. Sometimes I'll you know,
Speaker 1: I do sympathize. Thank you, Clint, thank you. So I'm
Speaker 1: trying to find that iPhone setting where I can change
Speaker 1: it from light to dark.
Speaker 3: Huh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he can change the background of yours. I've got
Speaker 2: a dark setting. I'm light.
Speaker 1: Look so, so if you open your iPhone right, see
Speaker 1: how it's like you're going.
Speaker 3: To text black.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well you can go light, can't.
Speaker 2: You know that?
Speaker 1: No, I'll tell you something that's going to blow you.
Speaker 2: It's really cool. Actually, I quite light the dark setting.
Speaker 3: No, why do you do the dark?
Speaker 1: Because he thinks he's young and cool and I've never
Speaker 1: seen that. You know what, Clinton, You and I are
Speaker 1: about one year off from going.
Speaker 2: Maybe I could hear them laughing in the airlock. I
Speaker 2: enjoyed it too.
Speaker 3: At all. The opposite.
Speaker 2: I'm dressed in full black, you are not in cricket whites.
Speaker 1: You're also a year off using the enlarged text.
Speaker 4: As soon as I know, no enlargement, bring back the
Speaker 4: BlackBerry I say, I love the BlackBerry.
Speaker 1: You're the only one at that campaign.
Speaker 4: No, Paris Hilton had hers for a long time, sheets
Speaker 4: for like one hundred years after everyone else.
Speaker 1: Really, okay, hey, let's talk your favorite subject.
Speaker 7: Isn't that the sound of summer? What it used to
Speaker 7: be when the cricket was on Channel nine? But now
Speaker 7: who loves cricket?
Speaker 2: Here?
Speaker 3: Well this should be fun, Lauren.
Speaker 2: You come from a family of some cricketers.
Speaker 3: I do, Yes, I do. My stepdad is a very
Speaker 3: good cricketer.
Speaker 2: It was a very played a Test for Australia. It's
Speaker 2: pretty big.
Speaker 3: Does that mean he had a bag your green?
Speaker 2: He's got a baggy, a bag of green, bag of green?
Speaker 1: This cricket think sounds like a bit of fun.
Speaker 2: All right. So at the moment Australia and dies straight
Speaker 2: three for twelve chasing, well, they need another five hundred
Speaker 2: and twenty two runs to win.
Speaker 3: That's a lot of runs.
Speaker 2: Is that possibles? Yes, yes, it is. Well anything is possible,
Speaker 2: isn't it? Well?
Speaker 1: Yes, but no, bring back Bradman. He would have done it.
Speaker 7: Just you know, when you're when you're chasing that sort
Speaker 7: of target on a fourth day, pitch you're in you
Speaker 7: know chance right, I've got a list of words here
Speaker 7: or cricket that.
Speaker 2: It's a bit easy. How's that? What does that mean?
Speaker 3: You're out?
Speaker 2: Well, you called it. You're appealing for a wicket, that's
Speaker 2: you know, you're it's an appeal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just like Showy got him? I know, okay,
Speaker 1: I know be a snake, do you? Yeah?
Speaker 2: All the up participated in Aber Snake? How the community
Speaker 2: feeling it is?
Speaker 3: Thirteen?
Speaker 2: Yeah, thirteen edit one day International.
Speaker 3: I don't know out one of them.
Speaker 1: I'd like to get seats in that pool they set up.
Speaker 2: Oh really, it's at the Gabba Gabba.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's like a pool that they've set up on
Speaker 1: the boundary line and people sit in the.
Speaker 2: Pool boundary rope.
Speaker 4: Yeah, on the ground on the field.
Speaker 1: It's like a little makeshift pool.
Speaker 3: Would anyone want to do that?
Speaker 2: Because it's hot and safety on the bus and.
Speaker 4: Then you've got one hundred thousand people looking at you
Speaker 4: and your board shorts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when you've got a rig right there, you get
Speaker 1: down at the stadium yack.
Speaker 2: In limited overs cricket, there is a method they use
Speaker 2: called the Duckworth Lewis method. What is it?
Speaker 3: That's when you go out for zero.
Speaker 2: Now that's a duck. But you know what, I'll give
Speaker 2: you points for trying Jase the Duckworth Lewis method. What
Speaker 2: does it mean?
Speaker 1: You quack to throw the opposition off, like in the
Speaker 1: Mighty Ducks when they get quack. That's quare quack quack
Speaker 1: quack quack, and then the Indians are like, what's going on?
Speaker 2: Then got him?
Speaker 3: I'm guessing that as just incorrect. Duck.
Speaker 7: The Duckworth Lewis method happens when it rains, so they
Speaker 7: reduced the overs of a match wet weather. All yeah, basically,
Speaker 7: so the chasing team has a target to get in
Speaker 7: less over some Lewish person it was, you know.
Speaker 1: I like Ducky because he wanted to shorten the game.
Speaker 3: Interesting that the Ducks don't want to be out in
Speaker 3: the rain though.
Speaker 2: Lauren, why do you raise the bat when.
Speaker 3: You get a hundred?
Speaker 2: Correct? You do this?
Speaker 3: You weiitra.
Speaker 2: Retiring or fifty? Are you doing for fifty or one
Speaker 2: hundred and fifty or multiple fifty?
Speaker 1: Put it up?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you go bigger.
Speaker 3: On one hundred hundreds of big one.
Speaker 1: I remember Babe Ruth used to use the bat and
Speaker 1: point to the stand where he's going to do the
Speaker 1: home run.
Speaker 2: He did pre pre pitch. Yeah, do you ever do that?
Speaker 1: Increase?
Speaker 3: And he'd say where it was going?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and yeah he just told the bat out. He
Speaker 2: always go straight there, right over the fence. Oh rum,
Speaker 2: how's that anyway? Wrong? Sport? Last one? What's a man cad?
Speaker 8: At?
Speaker 2: A man cad thing over you? Okay?
Speaker 4: That's the man cad is the human that comes out
Speaker 4: with the water boy, the.
Speaker 3: Man he's a man caddy carrying the drinks.
Speaker 2: It's not a box and it's not a drinks caddy.
Speaker 2: Do you one more?
Speaker 3: Go a man cad? Is it?
Speaker 4: If you get so tired that they put you in
Speaker 4: one of those buggies of shame, like at the airport
Speaker 4: and they drive you off.
Speaker 1: Like carting you around a man caddy?
Speaker 3: That makes sense, It.
Speaker 2: Makes sense, but it's it's a it's a you can
Speaker 2: go out via a man cad. Basically, if you're out
Speaker 2: of your crease, the bowler can come in as a
Speaker 2: ball and knock the bails.
Speaker 3: Across the line. Well done. That is cricket one O
Speaker 3: one from Clintonton Away.
Speaker 2: We used to play like a man beach cricket.
Speaker 3: You've done two hundred drums.
Speaker 4: You should get a caddy, a little they drive you off.
Speaker 2: They need that little caddy.
Speaker 1: They've got the golf course that goes around the airport,
Speaker 1: that big, great idea.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he comes, Cheryl to Jim Bib.
Speaker 3: We are up to date with all.
Speaker 2: The So if you're out, what do you say?
Speaker 5: Got him coming up later on this morning, James Blunt
Speaker 5: is in town and we sent our twenty three year
Speaker 5: old producer gen Z, who had no idea who he was,
Speaker 5: to go and catch up with him.
Speaker 2: Take a listen to how it went.
Speaker 6: No, but they originally told me I was interviewing JB.
Speaker 6: I thought, oh my god, I'm so sure. I let
Speaker 6: go to get like sung, like one less loanly girl,
Speaker 6: like baby, but I think I think you're beautiful.
Speaker 8: We fine, Yeah, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: He's such a nice guy. He's such a nice guy.
Speaker 1: She even want to go party.
Speaker 3: Actually walk in and sad I thought I was interviewing
Speaker 3: Justin Bieber.
Speaker 1: And then backed it up with this, have you ever
Speaker 1: had a wet pussy shot?
Speaker 8: I'm sure I probably haven't.
Speaker 9: If I haven't, I'm definitely open to it.
Speaker 3: It is one of my favorites.
Speaker 2: Do that now, he sounds scared. We could do it.
Speaker 3: I want to do that now, love his voice. Oh
Speaker 3: my gosh, I can't. So just some backgrounds.
Speaker 4: We sent our twenty year old producer who had never
Speaker 4: heard of James Blunt to do a James Blunt interview
Speaker 4: and it's coming up later and I haven't heard it yet,
Speaker 4: but I've heard it is glorious to listen.
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Speaker 3: There, right, Yeah, my fiance is from Brizzie boy.
Speaker 2: I mean it's very when you say rougher, it's very nice. Still,
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Speaker 1: We wouldn't have the style we have here in Melbourne.
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Speaker 3: He used to wear lots of bright colors. Who used
Speaker 3: to just like Willie Wonka.
Speaker 2: He came to.
Speaker 3: Melbourne, he was navy, black, gray and white.
Speaker 1: You know why because she goes. I flogged those colors
Speaker 1: out of him and now he absolutely did.
Speaker 3: Smacked the color out of him. So you can keep
Speaker 3: your personality, just not that shit.
Speaker 1: So now he wears dark clothes and looks depressed. Fits
Speaker 1: him with the rest of us.
Speaker 2: Here.
Speaker 1: There's one thing that I mentioned on the show last week,
Speaker 1: and you guys were like, what what You didn't get
Speaker 1: your head around it or understand?
Speaker 3: Well, I can't. I actually can't remember.
Speaker 1: It was in relation to when you run out of fuel,
Speaker 1: and I said this stiphening fuel out of the calf
Speaker 1: of the lawn mower. We sucked the pipe and then
Speaker 1: just as the fuel comes out, he quickly put in
Speaker 1: the Jerry kid.
Speaker 3: What what are you talking about?
Speaker 2: Do you not know? Brodie? You know what I'm talking
Speaker 2: That day you got a sucklck.
Speaker 3: No, I never saw, don't know.
Speaker 2: It's like it's a thing he's still ain't getting.
Speaker 4: You were talking if you run out of fuel, and
Speaker 4: you were saying, you like siphon the petrol.
Speaker 2: Out of a car, have a car, but you suck
Speaker 2: it out.
Speaker 3: Sucking it out in the hose. What if it goes
Speaker 3: in your mouth.
Speaker 1: Well, that's the technique.
Speaker 2: You've got to go danger. Yeah, yeah, there is. And
Speaker 2: as soon as you.
Speaker 1: Feel the fuels coming, quickly take it out of your
Speaker 1: mouth and put in the jerry can and they'll start running.
Speaker 3: Because it's lower. Yes, it's gravity thing.
Speaker 2: Bring in the jerry can.
Speaker 3: I'm not sucking petrol out of any.
Speaker 1: I thought we'd give it a go today.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Is that what a jerry can looks like?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: No, no, I always thought it was more like the
Speaker 3: watering cans.
Speaker 7: I've seen some jerry cans and that's a big that's
Speaker 7: a big baby, right.
Speaker 4: That's he's already doing it because you've got the hose down.
Speaker 1: I just got some fuel on my shoes.
Speaker 2: It's not got fuel in it. Yeah, no's not fuel.
Speaker 1: We're gonna need a bucket.
Speaker 3: So he's bought a giant jerry can in and he's
Speaker 3: put a hose in it.
Speaker 1: I need a bucket to put the fueling. Are playing
Speaker 1: Zoelander when planks? I'm not sprain petrol over the studio?
Speaker 2: Okay, do you want to have You should have done
Speaker 2: that twelve months ago that old studio looked like it
Speaker 2: already had around. Okay, all right, so what you have
Speaker 2: to do if you have to.
Speaker 3: But I thought you said it was a clear hoose
Speaker 3: so you could see.
Speaker 1: Well, sometimes you can't get a cley hoose. That's why
Speaker 1: you use you cut a little bit in your teens.
Speaker 1: You never cut a little bit of the garden hose up?
Speaker 3: Was my style?
Speaker 2: Yeah? No, from glen Waverley.
Speaker 3: Maybe same. Some of my brother's mates might have done
Speaker 3: that though.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you're gonna have the jerry can a little bit?
Speaker 2: Hang on, are you going to give it a her now?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's doing it.
Speaker 2: We're not doing it after you do it. I'm not
Speaker 2: touching lips.
Speaker 1: Do you want to have a hood? First? You have
Speaker 1: heard first name?
Speaker 2: What about Lauren?
Speaker 4: No, I'm not honing on the I'm not putting the
Speaker 4: parking No, I'm not putting the hose in my mouth.
Speaker 4: And there's no way I'm letting that be a video
Speaker 4: that lives on the internet for the rest of my life.
Speaker 2: All right, No, national television, it's different.
Speaker 1: You lost your credibility years ago. All right, So is
Speaker 1: it actually going here?
Speaker 2: We go?
Speaker 4: You need to It's not petrol. Surely, come on clean,
Speaker 4: stop whispering. We're live on the radio.
Speaker 1: Dar It's not water.
Speaker 2: Hang on, sorry, Brady, it's diesel. It's diesel.
Speaker 3: Okay, he was cheaper, is it actually?
Speaker 11: So?
Speaker 1: You need to suck?
Speaker 3: No, don't. You can't get what if he gets it
Speaker 3: in his mouth?
Speaker 2: He won't in his mouth.
Speaker 1: You can use my water. Okay, Look, you gotta go,
Speaker 1: and as soon as you feel the liquid coming down
Speaker 1: the pipe, quickly chuck it in the pans.
Speaker 3: Okay, go clin, go, go go.
Speaker 1: This is going to make your man.
Speaker 3: This is here he goes.
Speaker 1: Okay, ready, he's stiffing it.
Speaker 3: He's not sucking. My god, he's sucking. He's sucking. He panicked.
Speaker 1: You couldn't close.
Speaker 2: Come on clear.
Speaker 3: Okay, you go, Jay, show us how you do it.
Speaker 4: Here we go, all right, Jason, Oh my gosh, if
Speaker 4: you could see his face is down on his knees.
Speaker 3: He's sucking. He's sucking. He's sucking. He's sucking. He's sucking.
Speaker 3: He's sucking. Here we go. Come on, bro, he's not
Speaker 3: doing a very good job. He can't do it.
Speaker 1: This is a full plate.
Speaker 3: Give me, put your money where your mouth, give.
Speaker 1: Me a second, the post is very long.
Speaker 3: Oh they put a whole hose in there.
Speaker 2: I'm exhausted from doing that. Okay, it's like I was
Speaker 2: a r B T.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, here we go.
Speaker 4: Okay, so he's going again. All right, here go brother. Okay,
Speaker 4: he's sucking. He's trying to siphon the fuel.
Speaker 2: He can't do it.
Speaker 3: He can't do it. After he bagged dude.
Speaker 2: He can't do it, not as.
Speaker 3: He can't. If I can do.
Speaker 4: It, actually, all right, producer, Brody's going to do it.
Speaker 2: Okay, you get in there.
Speaker 3: It didn't go right, It didn't go well, what are
Speaker 3: you doing? It didn't go well?
Speaker 2: Okay, experiment.
Speaker 1: So that's what you do if you run out of feel.
Speaker 3: Okay, I just think that. Don't do that.
Speaker 2: I think he was only watering there. My dad used
Speaker 2: to do that all the.
Speaker 1: Time's don't worry.
Speaker 3: It was only water. We're just playing.
Speaker 1: It was diesel.
Speaker 2: No, it was water.
Speaker 3: You may not have been diesel.
Speaker 2: It was deesel.
Speaker 3: That's what you use, are you all right?
Speaker 2: Bro do?
Speaker 1: So it was this time on for Friday, we're talking
Speaker 1: about where have you run out of fuel? It's happened
Speaker 1: to it's happened to me.
Speaker 4: What about that guy that called that on his second
Speaker 4: day of having his driver's license run out.
Speaker 2: Of field with the We did have a lady.
Speaker 1: She didn't get to air, but she she ran out
Speaker 1: of fuel twice, ran out of feel once, went and
Speaker 1: got a jerry can, filmed it up to get home.
Speaker 1: Ran out of fuel.
Speaker 3: Yeah, in the same day.
Speaker 1: And then there was you that said, you've never run
Speaker 1: out of fuel until you realize do you drive an
Speaker 1: electric cave?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Got you copped it on the social.
Speaker 4: No, what I said, I hadn't run out this week
Speaker 4: coming I throw it out of fuel in one week.
Speaker 1: We are about to launch a service here in Melbourne
Speaker 1: that you are going to love. Next You've got Jason
Speaker 1: Lauren Clint here as well. Listen, we're just talking about
Speaker 1: whenever you run out of fuel. I was just teaching
Speaker 1: you guys how to do the old one, suck out
Speaker 1: of a jerry cannon.
Speaker 2: You call it. What's the method called siphoning?
Speaker 1: Is it siphoning?
Speaker 2: Is it? Surely that it's named after someone?
Speaker 1: And you know what, that's when they started locking fuel
Speaker 1: caps on cars, because back in the eighties people are
Speaker 1: going around and sip Yeah, yep.
Speaker 4: Well, it was around this time last week that we
Speaker 4: asked you on thirteen, twenty fourteen, where and when have
Speaker 4: you broken down? Turns out it happens to a lot
Speaker 4: of our listeners that they run out of Petrolhon.
Speaker 2: I run out in McDonald's drive.
Speaker 3: Oh that's a rock bottom.
Speaker 1: They push you to the waiting bay of shame?
Speaker 2: Arlie run out? Did you get the bumper truck push
Speaker 2: you the rest of the lie on the bumper truck
Speaker 2: of show?
Speaker 12: Let me tell you, I'm about hold about ten meters
Speaker 12: from the end of the tunnel.
Speaker 2: I can see the light.
Speaker 11: I can see the.
Speaker 13: Lights in my castole.
Speaker 1: I am very proud to say we are launching an initiative.
Speaker 4: Finish Yeah, because we realized a lot of our listeners
Speaker 4: have a bad habit of running out of sport. Well,
Speaker 4: you two both ran out of field last week, both
Speaker 4: of you myself.
Speaker 1: So Melbourne, we got you back.
Speaker 2: If you've been an ass and you've run out of gas.
Speaker 14: Jason Lawrence roadside assistance.
Speaker 2: If it's between six and nine, we get to you
Speaker 2: on time.
Speaker 14: Jason Lawrence roadside assistance.
Speaker 2: So how this is going to work?
Speaker 7: He needs to Jerry, can we need a jerry can.
Speaker 1: So we are going to have a jerry can full
Speaker 1: of fuel. We've got a jerry care yeah, yea, yep,
Speaker 1: We've got a jerry can full of fuel. We're going
Speaker 1: to have the Nova car fully fueled up and ready
Speaker 1: to go.
Speaker 2: It all the time.
Speaker 3: So who out there needs us? Who needs a jerry
Speaker 3: can fuel?
Speaker 1: And if you run out of fuel between six and nine,
Speaker 1: you can ring us thirteen twenty four to ten and
Speaker 1: we will dispatch one of the team with a jerry can.
Speaker 3: Ask for jas Lawrence roadside.
Speaker 2: Yep, we'll be there now. I will point out.
Speaker 4: By the way thirteen twenty fourteen, if you're sitting on
Speaker 4: the side of the road because you run out of
Speaker 4: petrol this morning?
Speaker 3: Is it you have? You run out of field? It's
Speaker 3: early pre seven am.
Speaker 2: Grim.
Speaker 7: The irony in me taking place in a petrol rescue,
Speaker 7: given how many.
Speaker 4: Times you're an expert at send you, how do you
Speaker 4: know how Tory can mate?
Speaker 2: If Jenny rings and goes home in the Burnley and
Speaker 2: it's flashing, Clint will be like, you can make it.
Speaker 7: Did we get a call last week someone who filled
Speaker 7: their car up with a jerry can because they ran
Speaker 7: out of fuel and then they ran out of fuel, driving.
Speaker 3: To Yes twice in one day.
Speaker 1: Now, can I just a couple of bit of house
Speaker 1: cares a bit of housekeeping here? We don't do keys
Speaker 1: locked in the car?
Speaker 9: Why not.
Speaker 4: Get the coat hanger out? Brodie would know how to
Speaker 4: break into a car to get a coat.
Speaker 1: You know how to start a car as well to
Speaker 1: get away from the cops. Only doing fuel, We're just
Speaker 1: doing fuel.
Speaker 2: We're doing diesel and look we're not diesels. We're going
Speaker 2: to do It's tricky to get out of the pump.
Speaker 3: We're just going to do our best. You know, we
Speaker 3: can't guarantee.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jason Lawrence Roads, We'll.
Speaker 4: Just do our best, so we don't guarantee it is
Speaker 4: it is unletted fuel.
Speaker 2: Lonely, I think we start with fuel and we'll start
Speaker 2: with that.
Speaker 3: Do you know about the EV drivers out there that
Speaker 3: might need a battery?
Speaker 1: That's that's on then felt they can bring the ABC.
Speaker 1: Do you know what they do in Dubai?
Speaker 3: What are they doing?
Speaker 2: That's a ten out of ten from you, thank you.
Speaker 3: I'm not really got the giggles today, haven't you live?
Speaker 3: Real fire slapper?
Speaker 1: In Dubai they have a truck that you can order
Speaker 1: like Uber and it comes round with a big tank
Speaker 1: on the back and feel your car up in your driveway.
Speaker 1: So on a Sunday night when you're sitting there going, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to get fuel on the way to
Speaker 1: schoolmorrow and everything you ring mister petrol, he pulls up,
Speaker 1: fills up.
Speaker 2: They got it everywhere in there Middle East.
Speaker 3: So you don't need that because you've got us. Can
Speaker 3: we play the jingle again?
Speaker 1: Yeap? Jason Lawrence Roadside Assist where.
Speaker 3: We're just doing our best.
Speaker 2: If you've been an ass and you've run out of gas.
Speaker 14: Jason Lawrence Roadside Assistance, if.
Speaker 2: It's between six and nine, nice, we'll get to you
Speaker 2: on time.
Speaker 14: Jason Lawrence Roadside Assistance.
Speaker 2: Welcome morning everyone, and welcome to you Monday. What have
Speaker 2: we got three weeks left of school?
Speaker 3: Something like that?
Speaker 4: Yeah, when school goes through to the fifteenth, Yeah round then, yeah,
Speaker 4: three weeks left.
Speaker 3: I know who's more excited? The kids are the parents?
Speaker 2: Kids?
Speaker 1: My god?
Speaker 4: Thing and article the other day that was like what
Speaker 4: not to gift your teachers an inter of youew, thank you,
Speaker 4: and it was like teachers represent we don't.
Speaker 3: Want any more I'm the best teacher ever.
Speaker 2: Months.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you've got no more room for the best teacher ever.
Speaker 1: Mind Margarita mix and say cheer for the year. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Last two weeks of school.
Speaker 1: What are you doing? Cleaning desks, all that sort of stuff.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, the excitement on the last week of school.
Speaker 4: I still remember it like I'd get butterflies because it'd
Speaker 4: be warm, you'd be excited.
Speaker 2: Felix has got a school camp next week at the.
Speaker 3: End of the year. Yeah, interesting timing.
Speaker 1: For two nights. I was like, why just do two nights?
Speaker 1: You might as well stay there for the summer break.
Speaker 3: Send him too, summer camp. Yeah, that's very a very
Speaker 3: like us.
Speaker 2: Thing is twenty first of December. What the kids do?
Speaker 2: It's late.
Speaker 1: Not all the schools.
Speaker 2: That's an extra week for.
Speaker 3: You can't it's very close to Christmas.
Speaker 1: No, I might go to Christian School God one of the.
Speaker 4: Twenty fifth of November, so exactly a month away from Christmas.
Speaker 4: Good timing for these Black Friday says, Hey.
Speaker 2: Guys, huge hour coming up.
Speaker 1: It is Taylor Swift week here at Nova. That's right
Speaker 1: coming up inside the next sixty minutes. Inside the next
Speaker 1: sixty minutes, we are going to give you a chance
Speaker 1: of winning your way to Taylor Swift. That's right.
Speaker 2: It is the closing night of the Eras Tour.
Speaker 3: It's finally coming to an end.
Speaker 2: I know, and you could be there.
Speaker 1: All you have to do is listen out to Nova
Speaker 1: and we will put you on the standby list. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you now, it's going to be be four eight
Speaker 1: o'clock this morning, so keep listening and we will.
Speaker 2: Tell you when she's already crying. Taylor coming up next though.
Speaker 1: This is a horrific story. We'll go there next.
Speaker 2: I want to take you to Tasmania this morning. On
Speaker 2: the spirit of Tasmania.
Speaker 1: I am massively into tasy Pinos at the moment.
Speaker 2: Oh, you'd love it.
Speaker 3: No, the winery is a great and Tazzi. Yeah, beautiful hotels,
Speaker 3: beautiful restaurant.
Speaker 2: I'm starting to jeese as well. He'd love the team getting.
Speaker 3: Into cheese like bougie cheese.
Speaker 1: Which is ironic because my dad was pulled the cheese
Speaker 1: man cheese on. Yeah, that's why, because they used to
Speaker 1: import cheese and sell at the shops. That was their business. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I never ate it one so it was a.
Speaker 2: Fridge full of cheese. Good, it's my paradise cheese.
Speaker 3: You love a Chile.
Speaker 2: Are the people at Meredith's doing big tubs at the moment.
Speaker 1: Yes, I've got a big tub noats.
Speaker 3: I sent it to Clint. I was like, we've got to.
Speaker 2: Go to trug I'll show you factory.
Speaker 1: Meredith's goats cheese. You can I put it on pizza.
Speaker 2: Wait until you see the tub at sixty bucks on special.
Speaker 1: When you open it, though, how long does it last?
Speaker 2: Well? How long could you eat it? How quickly can
Speaker 2: you eat it? That's look a question.
Speaker 3: It's a twenty twenty four bucket bonanza.
Speaker 4: Two kilo bucket equals jars of Meredith's.
Speaker 3: It's dairy. You'd love that.
Speaker 4: It's just a special thing they're doing for Christmas. We
Speaker 4: have to go to traggon Nina traugon Na. It's in
Speaker 4: Tragan Nina sixty Yeah. I know it's money and a lot.
Speaker 1: Of it actually says absolutely bargain.
Speaker 4: But when you think about how much each charkos. Because
Speaker 4: I love that stuff. You can have it on anything,
Speaker 4: Have it on salads, have it on Bikie's.
Speaker 2: Pizzas, have it on pizza. It's a Black Friday chees
Speaker 2: for your past us.
Speaker 1: Shout out to Meredith. Shout out Meredith, you're doing a
Speaker 1: good job.
Speaker 2: Should we head back to Tasmania.
Speaker 3: To say it was Saturday, the thirtieth of November. We missige.
Speaker 2: That's that's a tea.
Speaker 3: There's any leftover?
Speaker 1: Real roller coaster?
Speaker 3: I forgot? Oh no, we haven't had the thirtieth of
Speaker 3: November yet. Tell me the twenty fifth of.
Speaker 2: I told you it's a real roller coaster. This show.
Speaker 2: Let's say back down the roller coaster.
Speaker 1: Imagine if we turn on Meredith, we're.
Speaker 3: Gonna have to go this weekend, clear diaries.
Speaker 1: Let's flash forward to next Monday. Guys, you know what
Speaker 1: we forgot to day?
Speaker 3: Got the bloody cheese sale.
Speaker 4: Okay, we're going to Tasy not for cheese.
Speaker 2: But as I say, the roller coaster is heading downward.
Speaker 2: Because a man, a sixty nine year old man, was
Speaker 2: holidaying in Tasmania. He's from Lithuania, in the Eastern Bloc
Speaker 2: of Europe. He's kayaking with friends when his leg became
Speaker 2: wedged between rocks in the river rapids. He was trapped
Speaker 2: on the Franklin River. Nowhere to go. That leg was
Speaker 2: going nowhere so after several attempts to free him, they
Speaker 2: had to make the horrible, horrible decision to amputate od.
Speaker 3: It's like that movie one hundred and twenty seven hours.
Speaker 4: Yes, where they went he went rock climbing, Yes, and
Speaker 4: got stuck with the army.
Speaker 1: That is chess like.
Speaker 2: But think about that's not even a that's.
Speaker 7: Well, thankful this fellow had help. There was help at hand.
Speaker 7: He didn't have to do it himself. It wasn't a
Speaker 7: home job. But he's now recovering in hospital, thankfully. Sparked
Speaker 7: quite the rescue effort question.
Speaker 2: Question, Remember, they've still got plenty of cheese. Would they
Speaker 2: leave the leak there?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 2: What do you mean what's stuck between the rocks? No,
Speaker 2: they'd retrieve it.
Speaker 1: Well, if they could retrieve it, they would have got
Speaker 1: him out.
Speaker 2: No, but it might be easy to wedge.
Speaker 1: And you're like, well, why any that right?
Speaker 2: I don't know forever surely not.
Speaker 3: But all I'm saying is I think they would try
Speaker 3: and get Yeah, they would in the remaining body.
Speaker 1: You see where I'm coming from.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I do. I just my brain doesn't go.
Speaker 2: Horrendous, isn't it? Horrendous? Situation?
Speaker 1: Goodness at the end of the day. If you're the
Speaker 1: one in that situation and they go, mate, we have
Speaker 1: to amputate, but you're going to live, of course, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, surely.
Speaker 2: Oh god, what a story. Jeez, a shocker.
Speaker 4: It's just like that movie of which I've never seen,
Speaker 4: by the way, obviously I just know about it, but
Speaker 4: I haven't seen that.
Speaker 2: You don't want to be watching that movie when you're
Speaker 2: on holidays, but.
Speaker 1: When you when you're in that situation. Right, he's at
Speaker 1: his leg amputation.
Speaker 3: It's not a common situation, no.
Speaker 1: Not that dramatic. But people have lost limbs for many
Speaker 1: different reasons.
Speaker 3: Like my friend nearly lost her toe getting a pedicure
Speaker 3: on Friday. They shave.
Speaker 4: They're doing that thing where they shave the bottom of
Speaker 4: your foot, and they went up and took like half
Speaker 4: a toll with the with the heels shave it.
Speaker 3: You know that he'll shove a bit.
Speaker 1: It's like, remember my two year old found the meat
Speaker 1: cleaver at home and took the end of his toe.
Speaker 3: That's right, Archie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we were playing this this little piggy, So this
Speaker 2: little piggy.
Speaker 3: That was naughty.
Speaker 2: You found the sixty nine year old Lithiuanian.
Speaker 3: You're right.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Well, he didn't shave much off his toe.
Speaker 1: He took the top of it.
Speaker 2: Off, a little bit of skin.
Speaker 1: He've seen the piece of the I've still got a
Speaker 1: home in the nugget box.
Speaker 2: Happy twenty first. Remember the time that you cut off
Speaker 2: your toe.
Speaker 3: Your friends lost a tone? Wasn't it a lawn more incident?
Speaker 1: Nine to Mini we call her her dad ran over
Speaker 1: a foot with the lawn youch poor thing in heels.
Speaker 2: Actually, I was getting my hair cut the other day
Speaker 2: and the barber who was cutting my hair, young fella
Speaker 2: barber's son and Glenn very right, shout out. He was
Speaker 2: telling me that he was at a party at the
Speaker 2: weekend and he wasn't actually sleeping very well because he
Speaker 2: was at a party. One of the girls tried to
Speaker 2: close the door, and the door closed in your finger
Speaker 2: and shut the finger.
Speaker 3: Off the w a a party.
Speaker 2: Yep, what door couldn't couldn't salvage finger? That finger gone
Speaker 2: would have been grim safe.
Speaker 3: It's not cream save unless scream.
Speaker 2: That's crim safe. Oh god, Kimmy's friend. They tried to you.
Speaker 7: Know, they retrieve the tip and put it in some
Speaker 7: ice to the hospital. But it ain't gone.
Speaker 1: Back goes go with me here thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 1: Have you had something amputated or lost a part of
Speaker 1: your body and what was the reason?
Speaker 2: Yeah, whether it's.
Speaker 1: The finger in the door, I can finger in the door, lawma,
Speaker 1: and the toe lawma, and so legging the rock thirteen
Speaker 1: twenty four to ten. Have you lost a body part
Speaker 1: and how did that happen? Lauren said, it's not common.
Speaker 1: I think you'll be surprised.
Speaker 3: Well, we just had four examples then.
Speaker 1: Exactly exactly thirteen twenty four to ten. I don't really
Speaker 1: want there's something off for a prize.
Speaker 4: For Yeah, well you know what if you will if
Speaker 4: you chop your finger off in the door, if.
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Speaker 1: Jack's thirteen twenty four to ten. What leam did you
Speaker 1: lose and how'd you lose it? You're on the air
Speaker 1: with Jason Lauren Clint here as well, and still to come,
Speaker 1: your chance to get on the standby list to go
Speaker 1: to Vancouver, Canada and be at the closing night of
Speaker 1: Taller Swift's Eras tour on Friday. So we will leave
Speaker 1: the studio, go to someone's house, put them on a
Speaker 1: plane and send him there.
Speaker 2: Yep, how good.
Speaker 7: Right now, though, we're talking amputation because a man was
Speaker 7: kayaking with friends in Tasmania, Tasmania, when his leg became
Speaker 7: wedge between rocks in the rapids. He was trapped and
Speaker 7: they had to make the very painful, dramatic decision to
Speaker 7: amputate above the.
Speaker 3: Knee because he couldn't get his legs and get his
Speaker 3: leg in the rocks.
Speaker 1: The end of the day though, it saved his life
Speaker 1: if you're in that situation. And I remember, there was
Speaker 1: an episode on E Street back in the day.
Speaker 8: Just like the movie Yes Street East.
Speaker 1: They went through a lot police rescue, remember police rescue.
Speaker 2: Oh they were chopping things left front and center. Yeah
Speaker 2: they did.
Speaker 4: But right now, on thirteen twenty four to ten, we
Speaker 4: want to know have you lost a body part?
Speaker 3: Laura from Wherabee?
Speaker 2: Was it you?
Speaker 3: Someone you know?
Speaker 11: Hi?
Speaker 15: Guys, I know.
Speaker 12: It was actually my friend in what we did one
Speaker 12: of the summer camps a few years ago in America
Speaker 12: and we were just we were it was some campers
Speaker 12: with the in wheelchairs and we were loading them onto
Speaker 12: this barn on this wooden plank. Yeah, so it was
Speaker 12: all accessible for everyone to get on, and we were
Speaker 12: moving the plane and one of the women in an
Speaker 12: automatic wheelchair just automatically went forward and as we're moving
Speaker 12: the plane for them to get on, she went straight
Speaker 12: over my friend's finger and completely took it off.
Speaker 6: A.
Speaker 3: Finger down. It was clean cut off.
Speaker 12: Laura, completely cut off.
Speaker 3: Get it attached.
Speaker 12: She went straight to the hospital, but they could not
Speaker 12: put it back on.
Speaker 2: Do you know what they did with the finger? Great mystery?
Speaker 2: What do you do with it?
Speaker 3: Which finger was it?
Speaker 10: Will?
Speaker 1: You'd be headless for the middle one because you'd want
Speaker 1: to flip the birds to the person in the wheelchair,
Speaker 1: But it.
Speaker 3: Was her index finger on the main one, the pointer.
Speaker 1: Oh so you're still okay?
Speaker 2: Do you really have Archie's toe still the.
Speaker 1: End of it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's in the nugget box.
Speaker 2: What's the nugget nugget?
Speaker 1: Chicken nuggets in the freezer, as if we kept it
Speaker 1: in the bottom of the.
Speaker 2: In the nugget box. What if you put that in
Speaker 2: the air fry.
Speaker 3: Don't so if you just tuned in.
Speaker 4: Jason's son cut off part of his toe once, and
Speaker 4: I'm calling absolute nonsense on you keeping the toe.
Speaker 3: Such a lie, such a liar.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's made the move from Hampton
Speaker 1: East to Bentley, but I garantee, I swear in the
Speaker 1: kids lives we had it in the freezer at Hampton East.
Speaker 3: Wow, couldn't be reattached.
Speaker 4: So no, you freaky teaky family over there kept it
Speaker 4: in the freezer.
Speaker 1: And then lou one of the meat cleaver, out of
Speaker 1: the house. So I gave to produce a jazz Remember
Speaker 1: you guys cooking with it?
Speaker 2: I have it, but Claudia, my partner, won't let us
Speaker 2: use it for cooking food. I just give that a
Speaker 2: bit of sprain wipe, thank you exactly.
Speaker 1: Checking my goodness, Mark and Berdia, what what what body
Speaker 1: part of you left?
Speaker 11: So I lost the end of my right thumb. I
Speaker 11: was chopping firewood with a tomahawk. I took it clean off,
Speaker 11: so I ran inside. I covered it for a couple
Speaker 11: of minutes to try and stem the bleeding. Uncovered it
Speaker 11: realized how much was missing.
Speaker 3: Did you have it the extribute?
Speaker 11: No, it was still in the glove. I went outside
Speaker 11: and the magpie had it in its mouth. It looked
Speaker 11: at me and flow away a magi ironic because my
Speaker 11: last name is Pendlebree and apparently Scott Pendlebree is a
Speaker 11: distant second cousin.
Speaker 3: Oh there you goes, so you're part of the magpie
Speaker 3: family anyway? Was your other cousin who took off with you?
Speaker 2: Wow? Ow, I've how the magpie looked at him too, see.
Speaker 3: You just like that? Brenda? Good morning, something happened to
Speaker 3: you at work?
Speaker 10: Good morning guys. Yeap. When I was sixteen, I got
Speaker 10: my first job, working nights after school with my mum
Speaker 10: at a deli.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 10: Here I am slicing away from ham for a customer.
Speaker 3: The ham slice of freaks me my.
Speaker 10: My hands slipped and I sliced the top of my
Speaker 10: thumb off.
Speaker 4: You know what, You got to be so careful with
Speaker 4: those meat slices, with the bread slices, like at Baker's side.
Speaker 4: I always think all these kids working here popping the
Speaker 4: bread and bad.
Speaker 1: Have you used the bread slice of cold?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that fat. You've got to use the plastic shield,
Speaker 2: the safety shield.
Speaker 3: Always use the safety shield.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but have you ever used it.
Speaker 2: It's a living it's pretty, it's quite satisfying.
Speaker 1: I mean it is quite hard going to put the
Speaker 1: bag over it. I'm like, you found respect for the
Speaker 1: people bakers to light how they bag.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he goes.
Speaker 3: Lots of missing thumbs in Melbourne, lots.
Speaker 1: Of missing limbs. I was just going through photos in
Speaker 1: my phone. There's the top of the thumb, top of
Speaker 1: the toes, on the top of the toe, so.
Speaker 2: Rack it's so off.
Speaker 1: That's the top of his toe. You said he hardly
Speaker 1: took anything off that is I mean that's which to
Speaker 1: big toe.
Speaker 3: So that's underneath.
Speaker 1: No, that's the end of it, so clean off the end.
Speaker 1: So it was taken. It got just to the top
Speaker 1: of the nail.
Speaker 3: There's not a lot of blood on it, is we.
Speaker 1: Well, that's we found that a couple of hours later
Speaker 1: when we got back in the hospital. That's but how
Speaker 1: if it was one of us, we'd have to get
Speaker 1: a full skin graph, graph graph and everything for him
Speaker 1: because he's only because he was only a year and
Speaker 1: a half, it grows back, it goes back. Plastic surgeon said,
Speaker 1: in six weeks you won't even notice and.
Speaker 3: Is his totally fully going back.
Speaker 1: We're now doing this. Little Piggy has returned.
Speaker 4: Great because if you lose a toe, it can really
Speaker 4: ruin you balance.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, no, he's he's back.
Speaker 4: I can think if you had to lose a toe
Speaker 4: or a finger. A finger is less sort of life changing,
Speaker 4: I believe, because your TOAs can ruin your balance.
Speaker 3: Your hounds are just like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean they're very important, very important, very important.
Speaker 4: But losing the top of a thumb is apparently better
Speaker 4: than losing your toe.
Speaker 2: Apparently apparently. I'm gonna take your word for it. So
Speaker 2: that went in the nugget box.
Speaker 1: Yeah, here, I'll I'll see. We're still got it. It's
Speaker 1: just goney, don't steal the gum, your chance to head
Speaker 1: off to Canada and see Taylor and our favorite segment
Speaker 1: of the week is back. I love my partner, but
Speaker 1: I remember this Wednesday is a very important day.
Speaker 3: It is we are trying to get Melbourne or reconnect
Speaker 3: for Christmas.
Speaker 4: We've been talking about it for a week, so hopefully
Speaker 4: you've been thinking about someone you miss, someone you haven't
Speaker 4: spoken to for a while for no other reason than
Speaker 4: life being busy or life getting in the way.
Speaker 1: After eight o'clock, I'm going to try and reconnect with
Speaker 1: the maine of mine. We spent like all our twenties,
Speaker 1: late twenties, early thirties, you know, going out on the
Speaker 1: mean streets of Brisbane.
Speaker 3: And when was the last time you saw it?
Speaker 2: Oh? Big?
Speaker 1: A number of years. He was part of my old
Speaker 1: coffee gang. You know how he used to catch up
Speaker 1: at Jamie's coffee shop.
Speaker 3: That was before you had kids.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: And isn't it funny like just going past a location,
Speaker 1: we'll bring back so many memories. Last time was in Brisbane,
Speaker 1: I drove past his coffee shop and I was like,
Speaker 1: all the boys just jumped into my life straight away.
Speaker 1: And we weren't ever falling out or anything. It was
Speaker 1: just we're at different stages in our life. I went
Speaker 1: off to have kids, we just sort of grew apart.
Speaker 4: It's like, have you ever driven past your old high school? Yeah,
Speaker 4: it feels like yesterday I was turning in those gates.
Speaker 4: Now I haven't seen some of those people for ten, fifteen.
Speaker 3: Twenty years.
Speaker 1: Got that yesterday. It was a big day. It's been
Speaker 1: more than yesterday.
Speaker 3: You were twenty years since ione to school.
Speaker 2: Yeez.
Speaker 1: Well it's not just us for you too. So raged
Speaker 1: and I think we actually a lot of people around
Speaker 1: Melbourne have been calling up and joining in no fremento.
Speaker 3: Did this hit to strike a chord with you?
Speaker 11: I certainly did.
Speaker 16: Jory went to primary school with this amazing chick, lost
Speaker 16: connection with her at high school.
Speaker 2: Belinda in Indieava Hills.
Speaker 1: What's your story?
Speaker 10: Yeah, my friend Minique, we used to work together six
Speaker 10: seven years ago.
Speaker 1: She was the best.
Speaker 10: She was there for me in a really hard time,
Speaker 10: no judgment, no anything. In a hard to find people
Speaker 10: like that.
Speaker 3: How much would you love just to reconnect and just
Speaker 3: have a laugh with her?
Speaker 10: I would love to go out with her.
Speaker 2: I sensor reunion video.
Speaker 1: On Wednesday. It is reconnect for Christmas Day. We want
Speaker 1: you to be a part of it. So yeah, after
Speaker 1: eight o'clock.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if hearing this makes you think of someone that
Speaker 4: you're like, geez, I miss that person. I'd love to
Speaker 4: just reach out and say hi. But you feel like
Speaker 4: it's been too long. It hasn't been. And Wednesday is
Speaker 4: the date to do it.
Speaker 1: But coming up next, how would you like to jump
Speaker 1: a plane and head to Vancouver to see closing night
Speaker 1: of Taylor Swift thirteen twenty four to ten. To get
Speaker 1: on the list. Here in number one hundred, we have
Speaker 1: managed to score tickets to the closing night of the
Speaker 1: eras to us, plus flights and accommodation. We want to
Speaker 1: send you to Vancouver, Canada, and right now we are
Speaker 1: putting you on the standby list.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, hey, Clint, do you love the proposal videos?
Speaker 4: I do imagine how many there's going to be at
Speaker 4: the final.
Speaker 2: Show being in said.
Speaker 3: Mary me, Julie, You'll never have to be alone and
Speaker 3: love you somewhere we be.
Speaker 2: Alone, right.
Speaker 1: Imagineing the final twenty two kit special.
Speaker 3: I reckon It'll be Travis.
Speaker 2: I reckon It'll be.
Speaker 3: I reckon It'll be Travis.
Speaker 2: That would be.
Speaker 1: Hilarious.
Speaker 3: All right, let's put some big on the standby list.
Speaker 4: Lisa from Patterson Lake's congratulations here on the short list.
Speaker 15: Oh my god, thank you so much. I basically will
Speaker 15: do anything to release because I'm so excited.
Speaker 2: Thanks time. I feel like we put Lisa on before.
Speaker 3: Have you been on the list before?
Speaker 2: Lisa.
Speaker 15: Yes, I'm constantly running Lake for work because I am
Speaker 15: a twine.
Speaker 10: Step through to you guys, please, thank you?
Speaker 1: Is this the first time you're on the LISTA if
Speaker 1: we put you on before?
Speaker 11: No, I sen I'm on, I'm on.
Speaker 1: Yes, I thought I recognized the name and location. I'm
Speaker 1: like God, Patterson Lakes Love tell.
Speaker 2: Us a lot of winners through Patterson Lake.
Speaker 4: Alright, I please to get through twice, desperate to get through.
Speaker 2: Em Yeah, you're on the list.
Speaker 14: Thank you so much.
Speaker 17: My daughter is going to be.
Speaker 3: Oh you're going to be Yes, popular mom.
Speaker 1: Being able to turn her daughter. She got her on
Speaker 1: the list.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, that's so exciting. How much does she
Speaker 4: love Taylor Swift?
Speaker 3: Emma the biggest fair the Sorry she missed out when
Speaker 3: she came to Melbourne. Yes, couldn't get tickets.
Speaker 2: Now how your daughter thirteen?
Speaker 3: Am you sound so emotional?
Speaker 1: You are on this You're on the standby list. Friday
Speaker 1: we head to a winner's house and packed their bags.
Speaker 1: So good luck.
Speaker 3: Okay, Emma, Emma, you're such a good mom.
Speaker 2: What would it mean if it was you on that
Speaker 2: plane with your daughter?
Speaker 1: I'll stop trying to make it.
Speaker 2: Like a dream.
Speaker 10: Come true for her.
Speaker 3: Has she ever been overseas before? Do you guys have passports?
Speaker 15: We just we went to Bali, so the first time
Speaker 15: this year she get her hair bread.
Speaker 1: You can't be hitting the Vancouver with the braids in.
Speaker 1: That's that's gonna come right.
Speaker 3: We've got to put more on the list. Let's go
Speaker 3: to Rhianna and in one long morning.
Speaker 6: Hi.
Speaker 2: You you made it.
Speaker 3: So good? Can we do one more? We take one more?
Speaker 1: Okay, look at the look at the grinchy out there.
Speaker 4: One more on the list because that girl had already
Speaker 4: got through the first bloke.
Speaker 2: Yeah, good point, Clint.
Speaker 3: Any lads out there want to go to tity like
Speaker 3: Blood's Trip.
Speaker 2: There's one there, Blood's Trip, got it? Okay?
Speaker 1: Ali in Parkville, Elie Eli l a year, No worries.
Speaker 3: Where are the boys swifties?
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Here we go, there's one here. Let's take that one.
Speaker 2: Come on to up. You're going you're not You're going?
Speaker 2: Thank you, very happy you?
Speaker 3: That will make happy Tom?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 18: No, well essentially, Tom, who do you want to go
Speaker 18: with a girlfriends?
Speaker 11: The real bus?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 2: There you go on.
Speaker 3: That's that's boating.
Speaker 1: Blows through fastly different is just gone seven weeks. A
Speaker 1: lot of people out there in relationships love their partner.
Speaker 4: But especially on a Monday morning when you spent too
Speaker 4: much time together.
Speaker 3: Over the weekends. Exactly, just little things that irritate you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's those small little things like.
Speaker 4: I was saying last week, Like Paul's inability to use
Speaker 4: like a bath mat when he gets out of the shower.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Or the way Luke cracks an egg in the pan.
Speaker 1: She likes to put half the egg in the pan,
Speaker 1: half the egg on the gas.
Speaker 3: Stove tribbles down the start.
Speaker 2: Do you guys get through the weekend unscathed or are
Speaker 2: you going to contribute?
Speaker 4: I'd a lovely weekend with my partner, PAULI, but he
Speaker 4: still does things but just drive me up.
Speaker 1: My wife was away. She came back Sunday afternoon. However,
Speaker 1: I managed to pull the list together thirteen twenty four
Speaker 1: to ten.
Speaker 2: But she came back from I love you.
Speaker 3: I love you, says allah.
Speaker 4: But those things that just annoy you, little things that
Speaker 4: irritate you about your partner.
Speaker 1: I love my partner, but.
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four to ten is our number if you
Speaker 4: want to vent about something small trivial just really gives
Speaker 4: you that.
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Speaker 4: Know, I love my partner, but I don't like, I
Speaker 4: don't know how he does this, but us so far
Speaker 4: or our couch, it's not it doesn't sit up against more,
Speaker 4: you know how some people have them gets in like
Speaker 4: really specific spot front, two legs on the rag in
Speaker 4: the back part of It's not Paul must run and
Speaker 4: jump on the couch every time he sits on it,
Speaker 4: because it pushes back off the rug and it ends
Speaker 4: up halfway back into the walkway.
Speaker 3: It just dry, And I'm like, it needs.
Speaker 1: To be symmetrical on the rud.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but just also if that's like are you twelve?
Speaker 3: What are you doing?
Speaker 4: Running and like rolling on it? But then just put
Speaker 4: it back if you've moved.
Speaker 3: Every time I walk down the stairs, I look at
Speaker 3: it and I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, that's annoying. That's because you can see it out
Speaker 2: of place.
Speaker 3: How did they get.
Speaker 2: I hear I love my partner, but she should drink
Speaker 2: out of sippy cups.
Speaker 3: What do you she is?
Speaker 1: Spiller, massive spiller. We're at the boundary. Yesterday afternoon, we
Speaker 1: took the kids of the pub just for a little
Speaker 1: early dinner. Yeah, and she had a glass of prosecca
Speaker 1: for some reason. She she must love the thrill in
Speaker 1: her mouth. She just puts it on the edge of
Speaker 1: the table.
Speaker 2: So it's sort of just on the edge.
Speaker 1: Then she gets theatrical with her hands, and then prosecco
Speaker 1: flying across the dining room.
Speaker 2: Idea.
Speaker 3: I'm a bit of an I knock glasses over all
Speaker 3: the time, so I empathized.
Speaker 1: With that, Like maybe after the eighth prosecco, but not
Speaker 1: your first one.
Speaker 3: I was so excited though, It's like sub first one's
Speaker 3: most exciting.
Speaker 1: Thirty.
Speaker 2: My drink'stles in it. It's got a rose chrissy, you
Speaker 2: love your part the.
Speaker 15: Hello, guys, I love my partner, but he works me
Speaker 15: up at five am this morning because you were posting
Speaker 15: around in the outside bin like a spotterm looking for
Speaker 15: his scoop for his protein powder.
Speaker 10: He tucked it out.
Speaker 4: It happens, those little scoops also, just the way men
Speaker 4: scoop protein powder, Like get it in the glass.
Speaker 3: That always ends up with powder everywhere.
Speaker 2: It's hard, it's complex. I was like, that's a big tub,
Speaker 2: little glass.
Speaker 1: You ever trying to do baby formula with that tiny
Speaker 1: little spoon? Bunny stuff all over the bench? Got your
Speaker 1: pablos here thirteen, twenty fourteen. You love your partner, birds
Speaker 1: either go for it high over.
Speaker 17: I love my partner, but he always eats his dinner,
Speaker 17: leaves his plate on the table twenty five years and
Speaker 17: he walks to the kitchen, grabs his glass and water
Speaker 17: and leaves his.
Speaker 16: Plate on the dinner.
Speaker 4: You are going to the kitchen, at least put it
Speaker 4: in the sink. Is right next to the sink, and
Speaker 4: Paul will just put it in the sink, and I'm like,
Speaker 4: it's even draws. You don't even have to bend down.
Speaker 4: We've got a dishwasher drawer right next to this in ink.
Speaker 4: It's actually easy to probably put it in there. Then
Speaker 4: put it in the sink.
Speaker 2: Maybe where do you sit on licking of plates?
Speaker 3: Licking?
Speaker 18: What do you mean?
Speaker 2: Like a dog? You lick a bit of sauce of
Speaker 2: gravy on the air.
Speaker 3: Who does it? That's why you're single. That's why you're single.
Speaker 2: I think he would your finger.
Speaker 3: Oh, like you scoot your sauce with your finger, and
Speaker 3: I've never seen you do at the restaurant.
Speaker 1: I got a curiosity. When you're waiting for the meal
Speaker 1: to come out, do they give you crayons and drawing?
Speaker 3: Diana and Barry, Good morning, Diana.
Speaker 1: Hang on, there we go.
Speaker 2: Hey, you love your partner.
Speaker 19: But oh my god, when he has a cup of
Speaker 19: cup of coffee and he wants a teddy baby shit,
Speaker 19: but when he dunks, but he doesn't want all the
Speaker 19: little crumbs in there, so he cleans his teddy baby skits.
Speaker 19: Then he dunks the steady slurps, and then he has
Speaker 19: these cup of teeny slips. You've got to cover my
Speaker 19: ears because I got Mordy His Oh my god is annoying.
Speaker 4: I agree, because Paul drinks his tea really hot, like
Speaker 4: really hot, and so he has to slurp it a
Speaker 4: bit and I'm like, nah, I'm with.
Speaker 19: You, yes, and it's just right, And there's these little
Speaker 19: slips constant sound like oh, and it's just I've got
Speaker 19: to cover my ear because I'm sitting beside him, and
Speaker 19: I just want to throw something at him.
Speaker 1: Let's head the ring word get I know?
Speaker 2: How are you?
Speaker 1: I'm good?
Speaker 3: How are you?
Speaker 1: We are excellent mates?
Speaker 3: All right, Nathan.
Speaker 1: He's a cafe. And what's the specialty this week?
Speaker 10: Specially be our little fried chicken, got like that floor
Speaker 10: on it.
Speaker 3: And yeah you cafe call give it a shout out.
Speaker 2: Little ray in black bent not ray Blackberdon Do you
Speaker 2: do a muffin? Yeah, we do it.
Speaker 1: We do a blueberry cocking up muffin.
Speaker 13: Yeah, every day.
Speaker 3: Out every day. That's a lot of favorite. All right, Nathan,
Speaker 3: Let's see if we can win you some cash. I
Speaker 3: believe you want to go for the five thousand dollars
Speaker 3: question this morning.
Speaker 1: All right, he's confident. Let's roll the dice for five k,
Speaker 1: five thousand dollars. All right, It is all thanks to
Speaker 1: your play this week. Your place is phrase number one.
Speaker 2: You get.
Speaker 1: It's made with the goodness of real fruit and dollops
Speaker 1: of happiness. Open a cup of joy and your play
Speaker 1: your day.
Speaker 3: All right, Nathan, Let's do it for five thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: You're going to hear a question. You hear a three
Speaker 4: two one count down, Make sure you're answering that time.
Speaker 4: If you don't know, give it a crack and have
Speaker 4: a guest within the buzzer. This is your money will be.
Speaker 3: Yours if you're right.
Speaker 1: This is gettable. Remember Lauren said, if you don't know,
Speaker 1: guess here comes your question.
Speaker 2: What here were the first Air Jordan sneakers? Really? Three
Speaker 2: two one?
Speaker 1: Nathan forty seven?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, so you were born when these came out?
Speaker 3: It was nineteen eighty four, exactly forty years ago. Oh
Speaker 3: no way, yeah, the fortieth anniversary.
Speaker 2: Did you ever see the movie Air?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Great movie, wasn't it? Great?
Speaker 3: Great film?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: Sorry, Nathan, that's okay.
Speaker 1: At your mate Matt Damon and Ben Affleck together again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Matt, Ben.
Speaker 4: It was their first film they did through their own
Speaker 4: production company, out of equity. They're doing some great things
Speaker 4: to come.
Speaker 1: From the Cracking movie.
Speaker 2: If you haven't seen it, it's a great movie. He's
Speaker 2: got Jason Bateman in the visitors love him.
Speaker 3: It's a brilliant film.
Speaker 1: Hey, five K question returns this time tomorrow.
Speaker 3: What are you giggling out? Chuckles?
Speaker 1: I'm laughing because coming up next, we sent our twenty
Speaker 1: five year old producer gen.
Speaker 3: Z twenty five, but eighteen at heart.
Speaker 1: Exactly to catch up with James Blunt. This is how
Speaker 1: she opened.
Speaker 16: So you're obviously huge back like forty years ago.
Speaker 3: Oh no, gen Z, gen Z, I love James JB.
Speaker 3: He's a good sport about it.
Speaker 4: I'm hoping I haven't heard this yet, but I'm so
Speaker 4: excited you're going to.
Speaker 1: Hear it next on over Hey, big night, last night
Speaker 1: at rod Labor.
Speaker 2: Good Bye, my lover.
Speaker 1: I love this man.
Speaker 2: Goodbye fire. You're beautiful, beautiful James Blunt back in the
Speaker 2: country now.
Speaker 3: I love him. I've always liked I think he seems
Speaker 3: like such a good sport. He is a good Sport's
Speaker 3: the mickey out of himself.
Speaker 1: Which is the perfect target for us to send gen
Speaker 1: Z to catch up with JB.
Speaker 3: Gen Z, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 2: How old are you again?
Speaker 3: Twenty five? She looks, So did you know James Blunt?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 2: Did you know any song? That song that we just played?
Speaker 2: You know, yeah, okay, right, you'd know that one. What
Speaker 2: was bad? Though?
Speaker 1: She was confused when she did go to the interview,
Speaker 1: because I thought, you're very enthusiastic about saying yes to
Speaker 1: this straight away. And that's because our executive producer pitched
Speaker 1: him as JB.
Speaker 3: Oh, who did you think you were meeting?
Speaker 2: Take a lesson?
Speaker 16: No, but they originally told me I was interviewing JB.
Speaker 3: I thought, oh my god, I'm so sure what I
Speaker 3: let down?
Speaker 6: I was hoping to get like sung like one less
Speaker 6: loanly girl, like baby, but I think I think you're beautiful.
Speaker 3: We're fine.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3: It will be fine. Did he sing for you?
Speaker 4: No, He's got such a great speaking voice as well.
Speaker 4: It's so unique, isn't it.
Speaker 1: I know, but back to his singing voice. He went
Speaker 1: so well in the charts a number of years ago, So.
Speaker 16: You're obviously huge back like forty years ago.
Speaker 3: I'll take that.
Speaker 16: That's giving iconic.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 16: So do you still get nervous, like performing in front
Speaker 16: of soldier crowds?
Speaker 8: I'm do you know, I'm super chilled? Actually?
Speaker 16: Yeah, yeah, I feel like you're very You've got a
Speaker 16: very chill aura.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is giving iconic iconic.
Speaker 16: He's such an icon now is an icon You've never
Speaker 16: heard of him?
Speaker 2: I love him.
Speaker 3: I love him.
Speaker 2: He is such a good guy.
Speaker 3: Even though he told you to f you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you were you nervous interviewing him?
Speaker 3: I was very nervous. Okay, this is this is great,
Speaker 3: o Clint, because it's giving iconic.
Speaker 2: James tries to.
Speaker 1: Get a bit funny with her, but she doesn't get
Speaker 1: the joke.
Speaker 3: She's too young.
Speaker 9: Do you know I am in the Cockney the Dictionary
Speaker 9: for Cockney rhyming slang. Really yeah, James Blunt specific thank you,
Speaker 9: James w Well you know, No, you're a complete.
Speaker 8: Now to James Blunt would be that is you You're
Speaker 8: a complete?
Speaker 3: Do you still not get it? I didn't understand. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I get it.
Speaker 1: I'll explain it off the air.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, explained it off the air.
Speaker 1: You're a complete, another James, But I just don't get it.
Speaker 3: It means you're a legend. You should go around telling
Speaker 3: people it means you are a legend.
Speaker 2: James blot So I always say to Jason all the time.
Speaker 1: Guys, she took him at present.
Speaker 2: Take a listen.
Speaker 16: No, I think you should put these on.
Speaker 3: Please.
Speaker 16: So I've recently just been to the recent boiler.
Speaker 8: Room and the safety glasses.
Speaker 6: These are speedies, like you just speed through the audience basically.
Speaker 6: But I think you should try and get on the
Speaker 6: list and do a little set.
Speaker 3: But you have to wear these because small club?
Speaker 11: Is it?
Speaker 3: Oh, it's it goes off.
Speaker 2: Small club.
Speaker 3: Did you give him speed? We were literally matching the
Speaker 3: speed and he thought they were safety gone.
Speaker 1: Go to our socials. Will post some of the interview
Speaker 1: and here at the table with gen Z in speed Dealers.
Speaker 8: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4: Also, I know we're only playing snippets now, but we
Speaker 4: will put the whole podcast, the whole interview up as
Speaker 4: a podcast online.
Speaker 1: Gen Z, I've got one more. She tried to give
Speaker 1: him a gen Z test. Take a listen.
Speaker 20: What do you think me Brizriz not brisbanez rez is?
Speaker 3: Do you have Riz?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Of course absolutely?
Speaker 2: How much?
Speaker 16: What would you rate your Riz game?
Speaker 8: I mean, you know, a whole bottom half of it?
Speaker 3: Not about no cap.
Speaker 8: Well, you know I'm pretty chilled, so yeah, I would
Speaker 8: say so no cap.
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 9: What about Sebes Well, I don't really like hanging out
Speaker 9: with them, but I you know, I don't mind that
Speaker 9: they can do what they like, you know, and live
Speaker 9: and let live.
Speaker 8: But the Seeds they're cool with me, but you know,
Speaker 8: we just we don't hang so much.
Speaker 1: You didn't get any of that?
Speaker 16: Did you know he was making that?
Speaker 11: And get it?
Speaker 2: Eyes his career.
Speaker 3: You tell him, mom, I can't be bothered, can't be bothered?
Speaker 1: What's cappened?
Speaker 3: No cap like truth, no lie, no ca no cap
Speaker 3: no cap no cap is truth. So if you say
Speaker 3: something and you're like seriously, like, you go no jack, But.
Speaker 1: Then we wouldn't be able to say seriously.
Speaker 3: Oh, gen Z, you went to the show last night?
Speaker 7: How was it?
Speaker 16: It was unreal? Mean Jizzy went and shout out to James,
Speaker 16: but it was unreal?
Speaker 11: What was it?
Speaker 8: Popping off?
Speaker 2: Was popping off?
Speaker 3: It was iconic, just like he did.
Speaker 1: Forty years ago.
Speaker 3: He's in his comeback era. Guys, James, his comeback here.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I love you.
Speaker 2: You are iconic Sis thirteen, twenty fourteen.
Speaker 1: If your kids speak like this and you don't understand
Speaker 1: what they're saying, right, if they're walking around the house,
Speaker 1: no cap, no capabs.
Speaker 3: What do your kids say? You've had to learn?
Speaker 1: Oh many many things suck. That's how Felix says, hello,
Speaker 1: now suck, I no what's up? And he goes, no
Speaker 1: sup sup Super thirty No.
Speaker 3: Cap bra everyone's saying bra B thirty, twenty.
Speaker 2: Four to ten.
Speaker 1: Do you not understand something your kids say? Give us
Speaker 1: a kid saying, Yep, give us a call here at Nova.
Speaker 1: Well done, James, James, shut up.
Speaker 2: Hey, coming up reconnect for Christmas. This was a bloody
Speaker 2: great idea of yours.
Speaker 3: Laws.
Speaker 1: There's those friends in your life who you've drifted apart from,
Speaker 1: not because of any falling out or anything like that,
Speaker 1: just life has gotten in the way. And this Wednesday,
Speaker 1: we're all going to reach out to them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we want everyone to reach out to someone they miss,
Speaker 3: just say.
Speaker 1: Hello, how's this. We're chatting about this the other day
Speaker 1: and I brought up the coffee boys.
Speaker 3: That I used to hang out with you haven't seen
Speaker 3: in ten or eleven.
Speaker 1: Years my phone. Last night I got a message from
Speaker 1: one of them, who haven't spoken to you in years. Hey,
Speaker 1: I was listening to the podcast and you brought up
Speaker 1: the coffee boys. He goes mate, brought back some memories. Oh,
Speaker 1: it was so nice.
Speaker 2: His names Max.
Speaker 1: We're going to get him on the air coming up
Speaker 1: in the next few minutes.
Speaker 3: And you guys haven't seen each other in ten years.
Speaker 1: Be the first time I've chatted to him on the
Speaker 1: phone in years.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I can't wait. I can't wait to
Speaker 3: see how you interact with your lads bloods lads.
Speaker 1: Mates started with coffee, coffee and kicks, Coffee and kicks
Speaker 1: the group. Hey, we're talking about do you not understand
Speaker 1: how your kid speaks? We just sent our young producer
Speaker 1: gen Z to catch up with James Blunt.
Speaker 4: Different languages with beautiful fresh posh accent, and then gen
Speaker 4: Z talking about speedies and sieves and other words that
Speaker 4: I can't even remember.
Speaker 20: What do you think bris means brez friz not brisbanez.
Speaker 3: Risma.
Speaker 2: We've learned that. And sieves is seb ye.
Speaker 3: Can't be bothers.
Speaker 1: Cbf And what's the other one?
Speaker 2: I tip my hat to that cap cap cap on
Speaker 2: cap no, not capping copy No.
Speaker 3: It means like truth, bro, truth, that's true, not even
Speaker 3: no words of.
Speaker 2: A life cap cappuccino, but this strong cap.
Speaker 1: Good morning, good morning. You've got an eight year old son.
Speaker 1: Do you not understand what he says?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: So he says, ohio o hio hio hio?
Speaker 2: Is that?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 2: Hello?
Speaker 10: I have I have no idea what it means?
Speaker 15: Do you know what hi.
Speaker 2: Hio hio?
Speaker 3: Can you put it in a sentence? Even I don't
Speaker 3: know what that means? Thirteen twenty four. Can anyone look
Speaker 3: at this? All the old people we've all just reached
Speaker 3: for Google.
Speaker 2: I wonder how you spell it? Hi yep, yep.
Speaker 16: It just means like stranger, weird, so like all cringey,
Speaker 16: So like that's a I hiho oh.
Speaker 4: Yeah Ohio has been repurposed as a synonym for anything
Speaker 4: weird or absurd.
Speaker 3: The younger generations are embracing you spell it.
Speaker 2: I've been using hi, I've been using spooky, spooky. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like that's spooky. But that's spooky? Is that crazy?
Speaker 3: Scary?
Speaker 2: That's just creepy. That's a weird bit we' weird.
Speaker 3: That's not that's not young people language. That's old people language.
Speaker 3: I understood that. Like Scooby Doo's been doing that for
Speaker 3: Charie good morning.
Speaker 1: Can you not laugh at her encourages?
Speaker 3: What are the words we don't know that are happening
Speaker 3: in your household?
Speaker 10: Sigma sigma Everything is stigma?
Speaker 2: That that what sigma.
Speaker 4: It's something that's like I don't want to say the
Speaker 4: swear word, but like if I'm good, just ask me.
Speaker 2: That's big jam.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 17: I think it looks like like maybe it's like cool
Speaker 17: like that sigma.
Speaker 3: Sigma Z what a sigma means?
Speaker 1: We need to know what sigma means?
Speaker 2: Is she calm sigma?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you got a right, So that's it so cool,
Speaker 3: that's cool.
Speaker 16: Yeah, yourself sufficient?
Speaker 2: What just so she's right? It wasn't wasn't.
Speaker 1: Olivia in safered good morning, good morning? All right, your nephew.
Speaker 1: You don't understand him.
Speaker 17: Yeah, my nephew uses those other words in the same sentence,
Speaker 17: but he'll say sigma, skibbity, toilet, brize.
Speaker 2: He just kissed himself?
Speaker 1: What does that mean?
Speaker 17: Gimny toilet is the word toilet to I think it's
Speaker 17: like a cartoon or something, and it's terrifying if you
Speaker 17: google it, it's absolutely like jump scare warning.
Speaker 2: But I would say that gibbity toilet s gimmity toilet
Speaker 2: is like a.
Speaker 3: Series of a guy whose then pops out of a toilet.
Speaker 2: H j Z.
Speaker 6: Yeah, So skibbity means like bad and then toilet. The
Speaker 6: skibbity toilet is a reference to a YouTube of a guy. Yeah,
Speaker 6: like it's bad, You're bad.
Speaker 4: But it's hang on, what does skibbity toilet ris mean?
Speaker 4: It's a joke online? Is this supposed to mean somebody
Speaker 4: who can get women easily.
Speaker 2: No, what I know around here has that in my vocabulary.
Speaker 2: I do not have the skibbity Christmas.
Speaker 1: Damn it. Sandy in Mornington, Hello, Hello, how are you?
Speaker 10: You know what I should I should say?
Speaker 11: Hi?
Speaker 8: It's Japanese for good morning.
Speaker 3: I know that's old people language language.
Speaker 8: Learning Japanese at school.
Speaker 3: The kids buy linguine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not the reason, but I.
Speaker 3: Learned that at school. Sevenye is Japanese.
Speaker 2: That is skibberty. Chris Summer Sigma Yo.
Speaker 3: Wait what did I hi? I mean again?
Speaker 2: Good?
Speaker 1: Didn't it the toilet one? You're on the air with
Speaker 1: Jason Lauren Clinton?
Speaker 2: You too, doliness?
Speaker 3: What Jason Lawrence reaching?
Speaker 11: Next to Christmas?
Speaker 1: This weekend's tree weekend Melbourne?
Speaker 3: Yeah, first of December. I might go Midwak Hurrican Yeah,
Speaker 3: me too. Get organized so it's up and done for
Speaker 3: the weekend.
Speaker 2: Maybe Friday night first to December Sunday.
Speaker 1: Not in a great condition Sunday morning. Some m I
Speaker 1: did the tree midwek how good?
Speaker 3: But it is.
Speaker 4: We are exactly one month till Christmas, Melbourne. It is
Speaker 4: the twenty fifth of November and we've been talking about
Speaker 4: this for the last week or so. About this time
Speaker 4: of year, you get quite nostalgic and you think about
Speaker 4: those people that you had fun summers with back in
Speaker 4: the day.
Speaker 3: Or perhaps it was a work mate that you just
Speaker 3: loved and he lent on all the time. You just
Speaker 3: don't see them anymore. And so on Wednesday, think about
Speaker 3: it today, tomorrow, and on Wednesday.
Speaker 4: We want you to reach out to someone you miss
Speaker 4: and say hello, even if it's been five years, ten years.
Speaker 4: Use us as a catalyst for exactly yea, because I
Speaker 4: think many of us feel guilty that we haven't seen
Speaker 4: these people.
Speaker 3: Are spoken to them, but life's just got busy.
Speaker 1: You reach out to say. I was listening to Nova.
Speaker 1: They're talking about reconnecting with old friends, and you were
Speaker 1: the first person that popped in my mind.
Speaker 3: I want to stay high.
Speaker 2: And I guarantee you after you spit that.
Speaker 3: Out, oh my gosh, you will pick up where you're
Speaker 3: left off totally.
Speaker 2: I was talking about a coffee group, a coffee gang,
Speaker 2: the Coffee Boys. Yeah, this was last week.
Speaker 3: We used to hang out every week, these group of mates.
Speaker 1: Every single day we go to Jamie's Cafe and Brisbane
Speaker 1: sitting there and have coffees. And I remember when I
Speaker 1: was yep, and when I was about to have Felix,
Speaker 1: our first right, I was the first in the group
Speaker 1: to have a baby.
Speaker 3: That's tough.
Speaker 2: I remember saying to them.
Speaker 1: Nothing's going to change, guys, I'll just be here with
Speaker 1: a kid in a baby cap that I haven't seen
Speaker 1: them in eleven years.
Speaker 2: You know what.
Speaker 3: You wouldn't be alone in that though, like.
Speaker 2: So dramatic.
Speaker 1: I was like, guys, you'd not even get I notice
Speaker 1: the difference.
Speaker 3: No, they'll say Felix and think it's you next time.
Speaker 1: So I was talking about that last week, and then
Speaker 1: last night, out of nowhere, I get this text on
Speaker 1: my mate Max, who.
Speaker 3: Was part of the gang, saying, did you get excited
Speaker 3: when you phone little.
Speaker 1: Unbelievable listening to you talk about the Coffee Gang in
Speaker 1: some repeats over the weekend, I was listening to your podcast.
Speaker 1: I still walk past the old site where Jamie's coffee
Speaker 1: shop was and think about us.
Speaker 2: Blows, great days, great days.
Speaker 1: You know I'm going to ring him now.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I can't wait to His name is Max.
Speaker 2: Dudley, Max Dudley, Do you know it? Yes, you know it.
Speaker 2: How do you know it? Hold that thought? Oh, Maxie,
Speaker 2: it's just a number one breakfast Max.
Speaker 1: You're on with Lauren and Clinton. Apparently you know as well.
Speaker 2: I believe.
Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, Why are you stealing my friend?
Speaker 2: How do you know him? We met in a Digy
Speaker 2: nightclub one night. Yeah, now we've got a lot of mutuals.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you know im through a friend. Yeah, well
Speaker 1: I'm a g I'm not.
Speaker 2: Trying to take your friend off. You don't worry.
Speaker 3: How long ago with you and Max? When did you meet?
Speaker 2: Would have been twenties? Hey Max, we're in our twenties?
Speaker 18: Yeah, yeah, some one of those bos.
Speaker 3: Who's old? Are you older?
Speaker 2: Yea hanging out with young kids?
Speaker 1: To make me sound And since you've seen each other,
Speaker 1: i'd be years now, Maxie, wouldn't it?
Speaker 13: Yeah, it would be.
Speaker 18: Maybe five five years.
Speaker 1: I was just saying to the guys, and we would
Speaker 1: hang out every weekend, and I was just telling the
Speaker 1: guys about how you out of nowhere. You sent me
Speaker 1: a message and I was listening to the show the podcast,
Speaker 1: and you mentioned the coffee gang and you walked past
Speaker 1: Jamie's coffee shop and doesn't bring back memories?
Speaker 18: Took me straight back. Yeah, yeah, and it was it
Speaker 18: was almost every day, like you would you finished work
Speaker 18: or we finished work, we go straight to Jamie through
Speaker 18: coffee and sometimes that would go on to the hotel
Speaker 18: across the road.
Speaker 2: Ye.
Speaker 1: From the coffee game, and then sometimes we'd all head
Speaker 1: back to Maxie and Jack's house.
Speaker 3: Did you have a name we used to name our
Speaker 3: friend's houses.
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, a name.
Speaker 13: Yeah, it had a name, Wet and Wild. Well, well
Speaker 13: it was an adventure park.
Speaker 3: But Max, do you miss those days? Do you miss
Speaker 3: the boys you used to spend all that time with?
Speaker 18: Absolutely, because it was such a like it was such
Speaker 18: a key part of our lives. Like this is before
Speaker 18: kids for I think all of us. And at one
Speaker 18: point there I think it was before Felix.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was.
Speaker 18: We'd have a last for our Jase and it was,
Speaker 18: you know, it was almost every day, Is this the
Speaker 18: last of la?
Speaker 17: That was?
Speaker 1: And then it was it was it was a running
Speaker 1: joke on you nothing's going to change after having a kid.
Speaker 1: And then you know, because I was the first in
Speaker 1: the group to have kids, It's just life gets in
Speaker 1: the way. Hey, MAXI There was no falling out or
Speaker 1: anything like that. We just sort of drifted apart, and
Speaker 1: in fact, I think the last time we caught up,
Speaker 1: we're both in Bali at the same time, and I
Speaker 1: had Felix. Yeah, I had ballein and I had Felix
Speaker 1: with me and we caught up in Mississippis and had lunch.
Speaker 3: That must have been like ten years ago.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know it was. It was, And you know,
Speaker 2: you're exactly right.
Speaker 13: There's no falling out, but it's just, you know, that's
Speaker 13: what happens, is life.
Speaker 18: And we moved city, you know, you move city day,
Speaker 18: it was, But it's so you know, social media is
Speaker 18: so cool because you think, oh we're still connected in
Speaker 18: some way, but.
Speaker 1: It's not the same. It's not the same. But I'll
Speaker 1: tell you what. When we sat down at that bar
Speaker 1: in Bali, it was like, we're hanging out only a
Speaker 1: week before.
Speaker 2: What's what's my like as a mate?
Speaker 1: Break Blake, great blake, dependable, always in your corner, a
Speaker 1: bit bigger than me too.
Speaker 11: So I.
Speaker 18: Loves an after party. Sorry, but you know it's true,
Speaker 18: Like I reckon, if I sat with you today, we
Speaker 18: just talk about the same things we did ten years ago.
Speaker 3: It sounds like you two are still best mates. Listening
Speaker 3: to you.
Speaker 1: Exactly, you know, And I think maybe blokes are worse
Speaker 1: out it than girls because we just assume that that
Speaker 1: will always be there, so we don't need.
Speaker 2: To check in with each other.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Do you love the idea of this, max finding someone
Speaker 4: that you've just lost touch with for no particular reason
Speaker 4: and reconnecting with them.
Speaker 18: Yeah, And there's there's a little bit of regret there too.
Speaker 18: We should be doing this more, but I think more
Speaker 18: so a guy. My wife, she's just got a thousand
Speaker 18: mates she sees all the time and connects with all
Speaker 18: the time. I'm like, I haven't seen you in ten years.
Speaker 13: Oh well, yeah, it'll be.
Speaker 1: Fine, you're right, And then there is that little bit
Speaker 1: of guilt. But you know what, Park that a site
Speaker 1: mate next time in Brisbane. Let's let's head out one
Speaker 1: hundred percent.
Speaker 18: Yeah, let's let's not go to work weld.
Speaker 4: No, do we need written consent from the wives for
Speaker 4: you guys to reconnect.
Speaker 1: Oh look, you got to need to know forgiveness not commission.
Speaker 2: Get the valley, Maxie.
Speaker 1: Hey, Maxie, bloody good to hear your voice. Mate, you too,
Speaker 1: you too. Don't forget Wednesday. I know Wednesday is the
Speaker 1: day Melbourne.
Speaker 3: His music just gets me excited for Christmas.
Speaker 4: But it is such a nice time to reach out
Speaker 4: to those people that made you like a little extra special.
Speaker 2: Over the years, reconnect for Christmas.
Speaker 1: We want you to be a part of it. Wednesday
Speaker 1: here on nov.
Speaker 8: That is it.
Speaker 1: We are about to get out of here.
Speaker 21: But before we do, take Alive in Vancouver the closing
Speaker 21: night of the Eras tour.
Speaker 1: We want to put you on the standby list.
Speaker 2: Ilet's Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3: You're morning Violet. Thank you, good morning school.
Speaker 13: No, we haven't them for the moment.
Speaker 3: Have you ever been overseas before, Violet?
Speaker 2: I have?
Speaker 3: I have, so you've got a passport if we in
Speaker 3: case we turn up to your house.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can hear you're so nervous.
Speaker 13: I know.
Speaker 1: I can hear the nerves in your voice. Are you okay?
Speaker 6: Yes? I love it so much.
Speaker 3: Did you say when she was in Melbourne?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 19: Oh no, oh, my cousins want to go, and my
Speaker 19: uncle and my brother and.
Speaker 1: Cousins. Yeah, they're not getting good Christmas present there. Have
Speaker 1: you watched the concert on Disney Plus at least of course? Yeah,
Speaker 1: of course.
Speaker 3: Stupid question with Violet, my mom, when do your exams
Speaker 3: finish Tuesday and tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Oh good time going to say tuesday or instat So you.
Speaker 1: Are on the standby list. We could be knocking on
Speaker 1: your door on Friday.
Speaker 2: Okay, fine, Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Bye, oh my god, don't cry these people crying.
Speaker 1: Let's go.
Speaker 3: To marry that's a waza.
Speaker 2: So are you're on the list?
Speaker 15: Oh my god, thank you so much.
Speaker 3: No, who would you take?
Speaker 8: My mom?
Speaker 15: She missed out and Taylor came to Australia, so I'd
Speaker 15: love to take it.
Speaker 3: How good?
Speaker 2: That's cool. Good daughter, Sophie, you are the list and
Speaker 2: let's go to Craigyburn. Hey Steph, Hey, you're on.
Speaker 16: The list.
Speaker 10: On my own traveling solo at the moment.
Speaker 3: What do you mean is that the plan for this
Speaker 3: trip to like kids just.
Speaker 19: Dropped the girls off ato, so they'll have to stop
Speaker 19: the coin.
Speaker 2: He's going to come you doors.
Speaker 1: Okay, So look on Friday, if you are the chosen one,
Speaker 1: we could be knocking on your door, flipping a coin
Speaker 1: and packing.
Speaker 3: Bags, making hearts and breaking hearts. Do you have a
Speaker 3: favorite child?
Speaker 2: Last? No way?
Speaker 3: Yeah that's what my mum says when I know she
Speaker 3: likes my brother mow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't worry. I'm a parent's staff. We don't have
Speaker 1: favorites at all.
Speaker 11: Do we No?
Speaker 3: Probably changes every week.
Speaker 2: We should do that.
Speaker 1: We should did that as a contest favorite child, whole
Speaker 1: family goes to the airport. You can only take one.
Speaker 3: It was like the time I got it.
Speaker 4: We got an upgrade, and there were two upgrades, but
Speaker 4: there were three of us traveling. The negotiation in the
Speaker 4: airport was like you've never seen before. Was like begging
Speaker 4: for your life.
Speaker 3: Thank you for the back of the point, especially not
Speaker 3: if my two best friends are up the front. It's
Speaker 3: so sad.
Speaker 2: I have a great day Melbourne.
Speaker 1: It is a crappy one out there, and the week
Speaker 1: is looking just as bad.
Speaker 3: But it's warm, so we'll take it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're paying for a good weekend, aren't.
Speaker 2: We come on?
Speaker 3: As long as we get clear for the weekend again.
Speaker 2: Exactly right. Abigori died. Meltra Singer is the next.
Speaker 1: We We'll see you tomorrow, Bank God, thank you.
Speaker 4: Jason Laurence Lauren Wake Up feeling Good on number one
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