Speaker 1: I want the fairy tale, I want the prince charming.
Speaker 2: She how do I put this? Isn't a fan of
Speaker 2: my kissing style.
Speaker 1: With the boyfriend and girlfriend for about twelve hours. He's
Speaker 1: in a trash bin. He's non recyclable. Catching him mu.
Speaker 2: I love being love. I love love.
Speaker 1: This week on Where's Your Head At, we are going
Speaker 1: to be looking back at some of our favorite moments
Speaker 1: on the pod from twenty twenty two.
Speaker 2: Some of these are our favorites, and we asked you
Speaker 2: to tell us some of your favorites as well.
Speaker 1: So let's jump in and have a look back at
Speaker 1: twenty twenty two. Where's Your Head At is a podcast
Speaker 1: that talks all things relationships, breakups, reality TV, trending shows,
Speaker 1: and everything in between.
Speaker 2: This is your new go to destination for laughs, gossip,
Speaker 2: intimate details, advice, and much more. And twenty twenty two
Speaker 2: was a massive year on the podcast. We had so
Speaker 2: many great guests, We did so many great top When
Speaker 2: you asked me what my favorite bit was, I was like,
Speaker 2: you know what, all of it? I enjoyed all of it,
Speaker 2: and you know me, every time we finished recording, I
Speaker 2: that's unreal. New favorite episode, your favorite.
Speaker 1: Best episode.
Speaker 2: Yeah, every time we record, no matter how no matter
Speaker 2: how you feel about it, I'm like, best one. Yeah
Speaker 2: I killed it. I'm like, good luck editing that you'll
Speaker 2: save it. But yeah, unreal.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I feel like you should just give a little
Speaker 1: bit of that self confidence to everyone who's listening, because
Speaker 1: you have so much of it.
Speaker 2: You just got to know what you're worth and you've
Speaker 2: got to go with it.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: So what was your favorite moment though of twenty twenty two.
Speaker 1: Well, obviously, the best and biggest moment of my life
Speaker 1: happened in twenty twenty two, and that was getting engaged
Speaker 1: to the love of my life, Michael. We flew back
Speaker 1: home from Bali and the first thing we did was
Speaker 1: come to the studio to record an episode. It was
Speaker 1: called Marry Me Honey. We put it out on October
Speaker 1: the twelfth, and it was really special just sharing with
Speaker 1: everyone who listens to the podcast exactly what happened. Michael
Speaker 1: came in and it's a real special memory that I'm
Speaker 1: going to hold close to me for the rest of
Speaker 1: my life.
Speaker 2: All right, so let's give it a listen now.
Speaker 1: Wildly, on the day that Michael proposed, I got a
Speaker 1: heart tattoo for him that same day.
Speaker 2: That is tricky. Do you reckon? That was fatal?
Speaker 1: That was just that's just like the universe like colliding
Speaker 1: together to be like this is the correct like things
Speaker 1: like this is a right moment, Like I don't know,
Speaker 1: that's crazy to.
Speaker 2: Me and think about it. His commitment was pretty big
Speaker 2: as well to you on that day. It was even
Speaker 2: bigger than a tattoo. Who a do you reckon? Was more?
Speaker 2: I mean they're both very up there.
Speaker 1: So yeah, so like that was my day. And Michael,
Speaker 1: so his story, or his alleged story, was basically that
Speaker 1: he was doing this charity walk from Men's Mental Health
Speaker 1: and he was turning his phone off and he was
Speaker 1: going up to the Dandenong Rangers, which is about an
Speaker 1: hour and a half outside of Melbourne I think, and
Speaker 1: he was going to walk from there to the city,
Speaker 1: which I was like, that's a bit of a random story.
Speaker 2: But I was also like, you know what, so I've
Speaker 2: got the flat holes here, why would you turn your
Speaker 2: phone off?
Speaker 1: Because it's about well this is what he said, because
Speaker 1: it's about men's mental health, so they all want to
Speaker 1: talk about their feelings. That's what I said. And then
Speaker 1: he came back with that, and I.
Speaker 2: Was like, okay, okay, check he's walking to the city.
Speaker 2: How's he getting back to his car?
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I didn't even think.
Speaker 2: So many flat holes in this.
Speaker 1: That's so smart. I didn't even think about that.
Speaker 2: Well last time.
Speaker 1: I didn't think about it too much. I could have
Speaker 1: really quizzed him about that. So after I showed him
Speaker 1: her tattoo, I messaged him and I was like, Babe,
Speaker 1: I just got a tattoo for you. And he did
Speaker 1: a reply, and I was like, the audacity this guy.
Speaker 2: He was on the flight, so he wouldn't have seen it.
Speaker 1: He was on the flight, but then he obviously landed
Speaker 1: a by he had a really early morning flight, but
Speaker 1: he kept just saying, oh, I just got to like
Speaker 1: a toilet. I just quickly turned my phone on to
Speaker 1: message you, but then it's it said that it had
Speaker 1: delivered the message of like, babe, I just got a
Speaker 1: tattoo for you. No response. I was like, was this
Speaker 1: a really bad idea? Like fuck? And he didn't respond
Speaker 1: to it the whole day, to the point where I
Speaker 1: was getting like mildly annoyed. I was like, a bad
Speaker 1: was this a mistake?
Speaker 2: So did you like have when that was happening, did
Speaker 2: you have any inkling, like any suspicion that he would
Speaker 2: have been there coming.
Speaker 1: Like obviously i'm the FBI. Yeah, So the answer is no,
Speaker 1: I didn't have any inkling, but meeting the FBI, I
Speaker 1: was kind of like could he be? And then I
Speaker 1: was like two, it's a stretch, like no way, and
Speaker 1: I was like plus someone a girl's trip, Like I
Speaker 1: doubt he's gonna come over. But it ended up being
Speaker 1: the best surprise proposal ever. Like I was shocked, I
Speaker 1: was blown away. It was incredible.
Speaker 2: So did the timing of this? Obviously thirteen months into
Speaker 2: a relationship, do you reckon this was the perfect timing?
Speaker 1: Absolutely?
Speaker 2: What made it the perfect timing?
Speaker 1: Then, I don't know, I just feel like we're more
Speaker 1: in love than ever, and I do feel like it
Speaker 1: was the right time. I don't know, I just feel
Speaker 1: like when you know, you know, and I feel like
Speaker 1: we both knew that we knew, if that makes sense.
Speaker 1: So it kind of just felt like, you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: fuck it, Like let's like what are we waiting for?
Speaker 1: If we know, Like, let's let's be engaged, let's get married.
Speaker 2: The ring is obviously amazing and beautiful.
Speaker 1: It is amazing.
Speaker 2: Weighing your hand down. Did he get the right one?
Speaker 2: Had you dropped any hints to him? Or like, yeah,
Speaker 2: how did he get the right one?
Speaker 1: I had actually sent him a photo that's extremely similar
Speaker 1: to this, so he and like this ring that I
Speaker 1: now have on my finger forever, which is wild in itself,
Speaker 1: is even better. Like he exceeded all of my expectations
Speaker 1: and some with the ring. It's absolutely gorgeous. I feel
Speaker 1: so lucky that I get to wear. It's so sparkly,
Speaker 1: Like look at that. It just sparkles and glistens in
Speaker 1: the light. But honestly, when he proposed, like the ring
Speaker 1: was like the last thing I thought of, Like I thought,
Speaker 1: like in my head, I was like, okay. When he
Speaker 1: finally proposes to me, like it's like it's a strong
Speaker 1: yes from me, I already know it. I'm going to
Speaker 1: be focused on the ring. But in the moment, I
Speaker 1: was so overwhelmed with like love and shock and just
Speaker 1: like some like a little bit of disbelief, being like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, this is the moment. This is happening,
Speaker 1: like I've waited so like it's what feels like for
Speaker 1: so long for this moment to happen in my life.
Speaker 1: Thirty and yeah, I just like I didn't really like
Speaker 1: look at the ring until like I don't know, I
Speaker 1: was hugging him and I kind of like looked over
Speaker 1: his shoulder just to double check, and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, it's massive.
Speaker 2: I just watched the video before you sat me down,
Speaker 2: and you showed me the video of the engagement, and
Speaker 2: that was literally the one thing I said. I was like,
Speaker 2: you haven't even put the ring on for like your
Speaker 2: yeah out, and you didn't even bother with the ring,
Speaker 2: and I forgot to say, yes, did you really?
Speaker 1: I just like hugged him and just like we had
Speaker 1: a bit of like a makeout because I was just
Speaker 1: like so overwhelmed, but like I don't know, like I
Speaker 1: wasn't expecting to get proposed to, so it was just
Speaker 1: like the last thing that I thought of. I was
Speaker 1: just like, I just like I knew that he knew
Speaker 1: it was a yes, so just didn't even cross my mind.
Speaker 1: And then halfway through he's like, so is that a yes?
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh And I listening to that still brings a tear
Speaker 2: to my eye. Okay, So the next clip is it's
Speaker 2: probably one of my favorites. It's definitely up there. Like
Speaker 2: I said, I don't pick favorites. I love all my
Speaker 2: children the same. But this one's from the Do You
Speaker 2: Fuck on Your Period? On June eighth, where we dive
Speaker 2: into that taboo topic of fucking on your period.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'd never really crossed the line of doing a
Speaker 1: bit of a risk gay episode. It was kind of
Speaker 1: the first one we trialed, and the reception was crazy.
Speaker 1: You guys loved this, you loved hearing our opinion, and
Speaker 1: I think from then on the podcast got a little
Speaker 1: bit more naughty.
Speaker 2: I know my sister his friend told me that I
Speaker 2: actually taught him a thing or two about having sex
Speaker 2: on a girl's period. So I was like, you know what, mate,
Speaker 2: You're welcome, You're welcome, Enjoy, enjoy. So let's have a
Speaker 2: listen to Do You Fuck on Your Period? From June eighth.
Speaker 1: Okay, Matt, I have a few questions for you because
Speaker 1: I just want to gauge your knowledge on periods, because
Speaker 1: you know, women have periods once a month. It's pretty normal.
Speaker 1: It's part of your life, it's part of my life,
Speaker 1: it's part of everyone's life. And it's really weird to
Speaker 1: me that it's not spoken about that much, like it's
Speaker 1: kind of this taboo thing, but then it's not, but
Speaker 1: it is.
Speaker 2: I don't know why it's taboo. I disagree with it
Speaker 2: being taboo. I grew up in a house obviously with
Speaker 2: three women, so for me, talking about a period was
Speaker 2: literally like normal. We would always speak about it. There's
Speaker 2: a cupboard in my hallway. You open and it is
Speaker 2: literally full of tampons and pads.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 2: Like I opened it one time to find toilet roll
Speaker 2: and I was like, Jesus, what the fucking year just
Speaker 2: closed it? You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Supplace Central, Yeah, we love the supply.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like three women with it. I never really thought
Speaker 2: of it as a taboo topic. So we're also completely open.
Speaker 2: So let's see what I know about it, which I
Speaker 2: should know. But I'm a little bit nervous about this,
Speaker 2: and it's got the question. She has not written any
Speaker 2: answers down on my script, so let's see how I.
Speaker 1: Go with this, Okay, Matt, So the first question is
Speaker 1: how long does a period last?
Speaker 2: Well, it's once a month and it lasts for a week,
Speaker 2: but then there's always like that PMS stage, isn't there?
Speaker 2: And how long does that last for?
Speaker 1: Okay, so, on average, a woman's period lasts two to
Speaker 1: seven days. Did you know that?
Speaker 2: What exactly are they classifying by that? Just the actual
Speaker 2: flow of bleeding? Yeah, the bleeding the more.
Speaker 1: You know, I so is that new information to you?
Speaker 2: I knew it was a week, but I knew that, Like,
Speaker 2: there's a heavy couple of days at the start, and
Speaker 2: then it should probably die down and it's just a
Speaker 2: little bit by the end.
Speaker 1: Everyone's different, So like some people can have a two
Speaker 1: day period, some people have heavy flow, light flow. I'm
Speaker 1: sure you've heard of these terms be thrown around.
Speaker 2: Heavy flow. Yeah, that's the mean girl's quote, heavy flow.
Speaker 1: And you're going to say that, Okay, how long is
Speaker 1: a mental cycle?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 2: A month? Jesus?
Speaker 1: Do you want to think about that?
Speaker 2: Am I right? Or am I wrong? Okay?
Speaker 1: So a mental flow occurs every twenty one to thirty
Speaker 1: five days, and as you get older it becomes more regular.
Speaker 2: Okay. Well, I've known girls that have been at one
Speaker 2: level and PM messing like completely, Like I mean one
Speaker 2: I would turn off a light before I get into bed,
Speaker 2: and they would go off, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: And then the next night I wouldn't turn off the
Speaker 2: light and they would get angry like that sort of thing.
Speaker 2: And then I've had people in my life that are
Speaker 2: the complete opposite and like you wouldn't even know that
Speaker 2: they were per messing. So I think it changes from
Speaker 2: every girl.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like everyone experiences PMS differently. Everyone has, you know,
Speaker 1: very hormonal like when you get your period, and I
Speaker 1: think it's important to have people around you who can
Speaker 1: be sensitive to that. And that's not saying like women
Speaker 1: are these like irrational, crazy, totally erratic people, Like we're
Speaker 1: very capable, but at the same time, like we do
Speaker 1: have moments of explosion naturally.
Speaker 2: I sometimes have my own when I get really irritable,
Speaker 2: when I'm really tired, hungry, or haven't even had my nap.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, mad, have you not had your nap? It's
Speaker 1: not good.
Speaker 2: So I can relate to that. Well, an I telling
Speaker 2: you about the first time you had your period.
Speaker 1: Then yeah, well okay, so I was in year nine
Speaker 1: when I got my period, which is actually really late.
Speaker 1: So yeah, that's quite late, like I think people get
Speaker 1: it year seven eight ish anyway, so everyone else in
Speaker 1: my whole year level had got it and I was
Speaker 1: the last one. And I used to I'm not even religious,
Speaker 1: but I would like go to bed at night and
Speaker 1: be like, please, God, let me get my period.
Speaker 2: No, no, I can relate. I was quite late to
Speaker 2: the table as well with that sort of stuff, So
Speaker 2: I was lately. Yeah, I was desperate to get it
Speaker 2: as well. Get what puberty? Not my period? Okay, So
Speaker 2: the next clip comes from fuck we Got Matching Tattoos?
Speaker 1: Great episode, one of our most listened to.
Speaker 2: It was a talk about we got How I got
Speaker 2: matching tattoo? How Michael would write you poems?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: He actually wrote me a poem the other day, one
Speaker 1: for our engagement, and I think one for like a
Speaker 1: big what was it. It's like our eighteen month meeting
Speaker 1: anniversary or something crazy like that.
Speaker 2: Can you guys celebrate everything? Do you celebrate the first
Speaker 2: time you made eye contact?
Speaker 1: For sure? It's Michael. He's so good with dates. He
Speaker 1: just remembers things and he's always like, hey, babe, did
Speaker 1: you know that it's our five hundred and seventy sixth
Speaker 1: day knowing him to her? I don't even know, but
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. He's very sentimental, and I
Speaker 1: love that about him.
Speaker 2: It is a good quality. I'm sentimental myself. So let's
Speaker 2: have a listen to this one. Okay.
Speaker 1: So there are other ways to show your love without
Speaker 1: saying it. The first one that we're going to touch
Speaker 1: on is giving someone your full attention while speaking to them.
Speaker 1: So that's giving a lot of eye contact, not scrolling
Speaker 1: on your phone.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Look, I think I've said it on here before.
Speaker 2: With my ex, literally she would just scroll on her
Speaker 2: phone the whole time Instagram, actually view her own stories
Speaker 2: over and over again, believe it or not, while you're
Speaker 2: talking to her. And it was just, yeah, it's so
Speaker 2: uncomfortable and it's so disheartening and all that sort of stuff.
Speaker 1: How did that make you feel?
Speaker 2: Not valuable? What I'm saying is not valid, like just valuable, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: just not like what I'm saying is not worth it,
Speaker 2: not worth the time. Yes, I ended up just not
Speaker 2: even really talking to it, and we just would just
Speaker 2: sit there and just scroll her phone and even then
Speaker 2: trying to spend quality time together and she just was
Speaker 2: on her phone the whole time. That's one of my
Speaker 2: pet hates that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and like actively listening as opposed to listening whilst
Speaker 1: you're on your phone, and like, multitasking is such a
Speaker 1: different thing.
Speaker 2: I don't care what anyone said. You're not fully giving
Speaker 2: someone your attention if you're on your phone.
Speaker 1: I agreed.
Speaker 2: If someone says, oh, I'm multitashed, No you're not. Yeah
Speaker 2: you're not. You'll always miss a bit of the story.
Speaker 2: You'll always miss a bit, and you always it's noticeable
Speaker 2: when they go, wait, what, Yeah, like, well you weren't listening.
Speaker 1: And I mean even like we've spoke about this before
Speaker 1: on here, like when you're on a day and just
Speaker 1: having your phone like not even on the table, just
Speaker 1: so that someone feels like they're here to talk to me,
Speaker 1: listen to me, they're giving me their full attention.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 1: Another thing that I like is sending cute messages or
Speaker 1: texts or even a handwritten no. Every once in a while.
Speaker 2: You love a handwritten note. Don't you know what.
Speaker 1: Michael did which was actually really cute. I don't think
Speaker 1: I've told you about this. So he actually has made
Speaker 1: me like my own poem book. And then anytime, because
Speaker 1: he loves writing poems, he's so good at it, and
Speaker 1: anytime there's like a special moment in our relationship, like
Speaker 1: the moment that he said I love you to me.
Speaker 1: He writes in the books, it's like an ongoing presence.
Speaker 1: So like we have our first date and then he
Speaker 1: wrote a poem about that day, and and like when
Speaker 1: he first saw me, he's like written about that. It's
Speaker 1: so special to me. Okay, Matt. The next clip is
Speaker 1: from a Whiskey Dick Explained, which went out on the
Speaker 1: twenty ninth of June. Everyone can relate to this. Everyone
Speaker 1: seemed to really get around this. People had lots to
Speaker 1: say about whiskey dick and how to get over whiskey dick,
Speaker 1: how to be comfortable when someone gets a whiskey dick.
Speaker 1: It was widely talked about on our TikTok and Instagram.
Speaker 2: Well, everyone has suffered from this. No guy has ever
Speaker 2: gone on a night out, brought a girl back, come
Speaker 2: home to their girlfriend and not had a whiskey dick.
Speaker 1: And we normalized it, right, we did, So let's jump in.
Speaker 1: They do say that three is generally the golden number
Speaker 1: of drinks, so one is customary kind of like release
Speaker 1: the nerves. Second drink can be used to feel your
Speaker 1: date out a bit more kind of open up a
Speaker 1: little bit, and then three is kind of like reserved
Speaker 1: the dates when you're kind of into.
Speaker 2: Each other and it's going a little bit further, it's.
Speaker 1: Going a bit further. Things are kind of warming up
Speaker 1: a little.
Speaker 2: If you're onto your third drink, you might be feeling
Speaker 2: a little bit horny by then as well.
Speaker 1: Drinking can make you horny, like, we can't deny that.
Speaker 2: Oh no, it definitely does. I don't know. Why does
Speaker 2: it make your blood flow everywhere? I don't know, because
Speaker 2: I feel like when you start.
Speaker 1: Drinking, and I mean, drunk sex is really fun and
Speaker 1: inhibitions are lowerd It's good.
Speaker 2: Drunk sex is fun if you're not too drunk. And
Speaker 2: we have the problem of whiskey dick, or also referred
Speaker 2: to as I've learned as Foster's floff over there gave
Speaker 2: us that one. All right, let's touch on whiskey dick next.
Speaker 1: Okay, Matt, we all know what whiskey dick is that
Speaker 1: I want to hear from you. What is your definition
Speaker 1: of whiskey dick?
Speaker 2: All right, So before I get into what a whiskey
Speaker 2: dicky is, I'm going to touch on some other names
Speaker 2: that it might be called oh God. For other listeners
Speaker 2: that are like hang on, is that this? It is shot,
Speaker 2: pull with a rope, Bong dong, brown party liquor, Foster's Floppy,
Speaker 2: Southern poison, taffy pulling, rubber knife, Jackie ending, Richard whiskey.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, we're going to start there, pushing rope, softy punch,
Speaker 1: bottle of jack everlasting, gummy.
Speaker 2: Worre beer, pickle, whiskey, trick there. The list goes on,
Speaker 2: Jesus cry, but essentially it can have a many names,
Speaker 2: but essentially it is when a man has drunk too
Speaker 2: much and he cannot get an erect penis. All right,
Speaker 2: So everyone knows alcohol can slow your reaction time. So
Speaker 2: what it does is it makes it difficult to focus
Speaker 2: and concentrate. So when a man is having sex, their
Speaker 2: central nervous system isn't working like it normally would if
Speaker 2: they were sober, which then can affect and how hard
Speaker 2: it erects. Right, So it can affect the blood flow
Speaker 2: to your penis.
Speaker 1: I don't even know if I want to ask this question.
Speaker 1: Has this ever happened to you?
Speaker 2: I think every man can safely say yes, it has.
Speaker 1: It's common, right, I'm.
Speaker 2: Sure have you had a man have a whiskey dick before?
Speaker 1: I don't know, not in recent times. I think maybe
Speaker 1: when I was younger, it's more just like you just
Speaker 1: wouldn't have sex because they're like, I'm too drunk. Yeah
Speaker 1: that we're trying, and they're like, oh, whiskey dick. I
Speaker 1: don't know, do you call it out? Is that a thing?
Speaker 1: Whiskey dick?
Speaker 2: Hey, I can't get hard. There's no blood flow into
Speaker 2: the mask. So some more names that I would like
Speaker 2: to touch on for whiskey dick are bourbon balls, purple crayon,
Speaker 2: millhouse baby dick, these nuts, pulling a rosine, whiskey bent,
Speaker 2: mush cock.
Speaker 1: List, shoes on.
Speaker 2: I've got so much more you don't want to know.
Speaker 2: Dead banana Okay, Matt, see how a mashed turtleneck?
Speaker 1: Okay, we're gonna jump into the next episode that you
Speaker 1: guys loved. And that was what happens in between the
Speaker 1: sheets that came out on the fourteenth of September, And
Speaker 1: there was a lot of interest with the story that
Speaker 1: Matt told of him going to the door and his
Speaker 1: girlfriend's twin seeing his dick.
Speaker 2: Well, let's just say that I did not have whiskey dick.
Speaker 2: When she saw it, she saw a lot more than
Speaker 2: a shriveled limp. Let's get into it talking about sleeping.
Speaker 2: I've tried something new. So where everyone gets their facts
Speaker 2: from these days, TikTok i saw ai.
Speaker 1: I saw a need a fact check the facts from
Speaker 1: TikTok reckon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I saw that it's good for men to sleep naked.
Speaker 1: So I've heard that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it was like for the balls, for the
Speaker 2: produce of sperm. So whatever's going on in there, like
Speaker 2: I need you know, I'm taking risks now, I can
Speaker 2: do whatever I can to try and makes like something
Speaker 2: happened there.
Speaker 1: So you're on your infertility journey. So if they're saying
Speaker 1: sleep naked, I'm sure that you can happily do that.
Speaker 2: So I've been sleeping naked. I've actually enjoyed it. It's
Speaker 2: I've gotten used to it now. So the first couple
Speaker 2: of days, first weeks, I was sort of like, oh,
Speaker 2: this is a bit weird and used to it's a
Speaker 2: bit annoying when I have to go up and go
Speaker 2: to the bathroom put on you know, like job chili
Speaker 2: on the willie, yeah, you know, in case someone sees
Speaker 2: me but insane.
Speaker 1: You're in a share.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so in case like NICKI and Murph seeing but
Speaker 2: insaying that. Right, So we're a sleep Nicky and Murph
Speaker 2: have gone out and they've they've forgotten a key. So
Speaker 2: it's probably like two am, three am. They've knocked on
Speaker 2: the door, rang the doorbell. I've sprung out of bed,
Speaker 2: completely forgotten about putting any jocks on or anything like that.
Speaker 2: Oh no, Maverick, they're puppy who's one year old. If
Speaker 2: anyone knows anything about Hungarian vizlers, they're a big dog.
Speaker 1: Right. He's full of energy.
Speaker 2: I once saw him leap off two back legs onto
Speaker 2: the bed. I've never said. I couldn't believe it. I
Speaker 2: was like, that kid's got better hops than I do.
Speaker 2: Like he literally leapt and landed on the bed. So
Speaker 2: he's full of energy. You've met him. He's he's a handful.
Speaker 2: So I've gotten up. I've just put my hand to
Speaker 2: cover my packet the package. I've gone out to the door.
Speaker 2: I've opened the door for him. Maverick's so excited because
Speaker 2: he hasn't seen his parents in like what eight hours,
Speaker 2: They've been out all night. He's going ballistic, they've got
Speaker 2: hands full of black. They've been a dinner party, dinner plates,
Speaker 2: dinner bowls, and I've literally tried to grab Maverick in
Speaker 2: my half sleep. He's yanked through.
Speaker 1: My hand on the package, one hand on the jar.
Speaker 2: He's come through my legs somehow, so I've lost control
Speaker 2: of him. They're like, whoa wha. Well, so I had
Speaker 2: to grab him with both hands. Everything's swinging everywhere, his
Speaker 2: tail's whipping me in the nuts. I'm trying to hold
Speaker 2: this dog. Nick. He's like, oh my god, man, I'm like,
Speaker 2: fucking hell, I'm trying to get your dog. Mrv's pissing himself.
Speaker 2: Everything's out for display. I just literally took myself back
Speaker 2: into my bedroom as I hope that i'd never get
Speaker 2: spoken about again.
Speaker 1: Are you mortified?
Speaker 2: I'm not afraid to show it, but it's still embarrassing.
Speaker 1: It's your girlfriend's twin sister has seen your dick.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I hope that there was a bit of
Speaker 2: blood pumping through it. No, so, yeah, it was. Everything
Speaker 2: was everywhere. The dog was whipping me with his tail,
Speaker 2: literally hitting my balls. I was trying to grab him,
Speaker 2: hold him. Everyone's like trying to franchically close the door.
Speaker 2: This is at three am.
Speaker 1: So what.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I thought i'd re worth telling funny story.
Speaker 1: Wow, poor Nikki, I'm sure that was a sight for
Speaker 1: sore eyes.
Speaker 2: I mean, poor Nicky.
Speaker 1: I'm glad it was not me, so Nicky.
Speaker 2: You know there's no coming back from that. Anna. You know,
Speaker 2: I still still can't look at certain people in the eyes.
Speaker 2: After they looked at my one eyed monster.
Speaker 1: O came out. The final clip comes from our Melbourne
Speaker 1: Live Show episode on September seventh. We've got two from
Speaker 1: this one. This was such a fun experience.
Speaker 2: Hey, it was amazing. We had the best time, and
Speaker 2: you know what, we should do another one.
Speaker 1: I think we want to do an Australia tour next year, guys,
Speaker 1: so keep your eyes peeled. The live show was amazing.
Speaker 1: We thought we'd sell twenty tickets and we sold out.
Speaker 2: So we're grateful for everyone that came and showed your support.
Speaker 2: We want to do it again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's start looking into.
Speaker 2: That, all right. So our first one comes from when
Speaker 2: Anna told us about her worst first date story.
Speaker 1: Basically, I was seeing this guy, hadn't yet gone on
Speaker 1: a date with him, but was texting him. I'd been
Speaker 1: texting him for two weeks straight and he asked me, Hey,
Speaker 1: how's your day going? That was his chat? Was it?
Speaker 1: That was pretty good? Like I have to give it
Speaker 1: to it. But he asked me, how's your day going?
Speaker 1: And I was like, sent him a selfie. I was
Speaker 1: at a modeling shoot, so I was like, you know
Speaker 1: my hair and makeup, son, might as well make good
Speaker 1: use out of it.
Speaker 2: Was it a lingerie photo shoot? No bikini? No, So
Speaker 2: it was just like a harmless photo.
Speaker 1: I was looking she it was a portman's campaign. No,
Speaker 1: you probably should have said landerie would have made a
Speaker 1: bit more. But anyway, I sent him a photo and
Speaker 1: I said, what about you?
Speaker 3: What are you up to?
Speaker 2: He sent me, No, that's definitely off.
Speaker 1: He sent me a selfie back, and it wasn't a
Speaker 1: selfie that was a bad thing. It was what was
Speaker 1: in the background of the selfie. So like things that
Speaker 1: you don't want to see in the background of itself.
Speaker 2: Body No, No, his girlfriends.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't want to see an ext girlfriend. You
Speaker 1: don't want to see a girl in general. Probably you
Speaker 1: don't want to see a wedding ring. I don't know, whatever,
Speaker 1: what do you.
Speaker 2: Not want to see? In the back of a selfie
Speaker 2: from a guy that you're chatting to anyone, anyone.
Speaker 1: A penis, yes, no penises ideally So anyway, I zoomed
Speaker 1: in to the back of this photo and this is
Speaker 1: where it becomes like serial killer one oh one type shit.
Speaker 1: This guy on his computer desk had to print it
Speaker 1: out photo from my Facebook that he had stuck to
Speaker 1: his computer screen. Like that was the closest I think
Speaker 1: I've ever got in a crime documentary.
Speaker 2: Hang on, that's sort of romantic, though in a way.
Speaker 2: I mean, like, he's clearly in love with you, He
Speaker 2: clearly loves you.
Speaker 1: Appreciate that Matt's doing after not even been on one day,
Speaker 1: we're going to be worried about this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no, that's pretty creepy. What happened after that?
Speaker 2: Did you?
Speaker 1: I loved him? I was like, this is I knew
Speaker 1: there was something odd about you. And you know what, women,
Speaker 1: this is a great opportunity for me to remind you,
Speaker 1: so always trust your intuition.
Speaker 2: It never lies women's intuition, does it.
Speaker 1: A woman's intuition never lies, you know.
Speaker 2: And I still think that's romantic, Trust me, it's not.
Speaker 2: I still think he's cute.
Speaker 1: Okay. The next one was an absolute stand out of
Speaker 1: the show. This was when we went to the audience
Speaker 1: to get some bad first date stories and Aliston Maddie
Speaker 1: gave us the absolute gold story called death by Dick.
Speaker 3: I'm Maddie, and I know these two lovely people, but
Speaker 3: I don't think I've told either of you this story.
Speaker 3: So I am mortified that I am, but I am
Speaker 3: going to tell you.
Speaker 1: So.
Speaker 3: I travel a lot with work, and I was in
Speaker 3: Sydney several times during that month, and I had matched
Speaker 3: with this German guy on Tinder and everything was going well.
Speaker 3: We were talking, we planned to meet up. We went
Speaker 3: out for lunch. It was the first sorry, second date,
Speaker 3: second date anyway, So we've gone out for lunch for
Speaker 3: the second date. Everything was going really well. Decided to
Speaker 3: invite him back to my apartment that I was renting
Speaker 3: on the company card. No one tell my works, and
Speaker 3: we started hooking up under his pants. Huge, absolutely huge,
Speaker 3: no no no no no, trust me, it does get worse.
Speaker 3: It does get a hell of a lot worse. So
Speaker 3: everything's going really well, just a little bit of fun.
Speaker 3: Next minute he's you know, like this is a number
Speaker 3: one rule. Boys, never push a head down, all right,
Speaker 3: And I'm going to tell you exactly why. No, I
Speaker 3: didn't vomit. I didn't vomit. It's much worse than that.
Speaker 3: It's much worse than that. So I was not expecting it, right,
Speaker 3: And I had come up for air and I had
Speaker 3: gone and he had pushed me down. At that point, No,
Speaker 3: I had what I can only describe as an air
Speaker 3: bubble stuck in the middle of my throat and I
Speaker 3: could not breathe. You're in the middle of it, in
Speaker 3: the middle of it, right, So I've come up and
Speaker 3: I'm like, right losing my absolute shit.
Speaker 2: He is.
Speaker 3: He realizes something is wrong because I am freaking out.
Speaker 3: My eyes are watering, not for a good reason. And
Speaker 3: I have come up and I'm like and I've like
Speaker 3: raced out of the bedroom into the kitchen to try
Speaker 3: and pull myself a glass of water.
Speaker 2: Not helping. I'm still.
Speaker 3: I am now turning blue at this point, supply, and
Speaker 3: I'm looking at him and he's looking at me. We're
Speaker 3: both butt are snaked by the way. The dick is
Speaker 3: swinging in between the way to the kitchen, this big german.
Speaker 2: Sausage and.
Speaker 3: I don't know what it was, but it was a lot.
Speaker 2: It was a lot the.
Speaker 3: Foot long sub and I am now going blue and
Speaker 3: I'm like, and he goes, do you want me to
Speaker 3: punch you? And I am like yeah, yeah. And in
Speaker 3: my head, all I'm thinking is I am going to
Speaker 3: die and my tombstone that my non no has got
Speaker 3: to speed is just going to say died by dick,
Speaker 3: by dick on the tombstone, the obituary. So this guy
Speaker 3: has now clenched his fist and thrown one hell of
Speaker 3: a punch into my like like right underneath my rib cage.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was so bad.
Speaker 3: And I let out the longest fucking burp you have
Speaker 3: ever heard, and I started breathing again. So not so
Speaker 3: much horror dating story as a horror sex story that
Speaker 3: I will never do again. Never push your head down.
Speaker 2: Boys, there you go, there we go.
Speaker 3: We're oh fucking oath. I went back.
Speaker 2: I had no bitch.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 1: I love it. Wow, oh god, amazing your class. I
Speaker 1: love it. He's like doing for my last name on there.
Speaker 2: So what will what happened with him? After that?
Speaker 3: We chatted a few times. When I caught up with
Speaker 3: him the next time I was there and then he
Speaker 3: moved back to Germany and I was like, well, fucking
Speaker 3: sign out, a bitch.
Speaker 1: But that was good, amazing, love it, Matt, Thanks thank
Speaker 1: you for that.
Speaker 2: Oh the death fight, Dick, that literally makes me crack
Speaker 2: off every time. Maddie's a really good friend of ours
Speaker 2: and we had no idea he was going to jump
Speaker 2: up and do that.
Speaker 1: And we were shot.
Speaker 2: It still makes me laugh.
Speaker 3: Do you know what.
Speaker 1: I've actually spoken to him recently and he said he
Speaker 1: has another story for the pod. He's going to be
Speaker 1: on one of our hotline soon, so keep an eye
Speaker 1: out for that.
Speaker 2: Okay, but before we wrap up, and we like to
Speaker 2: give out some special mentions.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So there are two moments from this year that
Speaker 1: aren't necessarily our favorite moments because they were both quite heavy,
Speaker 1: but definitely they deserve a shout out.
Speaker 2: So our first shout out goes on our Hotline episode
Speaker 2: from the thirteenth of December, we spoke to Maddie who
Speaker 2: had an incredible tragic story for us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, big shout out to Maddie for giving us her
Speaker 1: time and sharing the story with us. I know that
Speaker 1: couldn't have been easy.
Speaker 2: And a big shout out to our followers on Instagram
Speaker 2: from that week the episode went out and if they know,
Speaker 2: they know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And our second special mention goes to probably one
Speaker 1: of the most controversial episodes, a very recent one, the
Speaker 1: episode with Relationship coach Jake Maddick from the fourteenth of December.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that one really riled some people off. And both
Speaker 2: these episodes came out in the same week, so we
Speaker 2: were stressing that week. We were like, fuck, we've really
Speaker 2: sent people going nuts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a big week for the podcast. He
Speaker 1: was such a polarizing guest, and I just want to
Speaker 1: say we wanted to get him on because basically we're
Speaker 1: a relationship podcast and we always endeavor to explore as
Speaker 1: many views and personalities in that space as we can.
Speaker 1: And yeah, I guess by having someone on the podcast
Speaker 1: as a guest, it doesn't mean we endorse what they say.
Speaker 1: We pride ourselves in provoking a very well rounded, interesting
Speaker 1: and thought provoking podcast on heaps of complex issues.
Speaker 2: Matt, well, how boring would it be if we just
Speaker 2: chuck everyone on and they're just the same, Like, Yeah,
Speaker 2: we despice it up, we like it, and like you said,
Speaker 2: we don't agreeing with everything he says. We actually argue
Speaker 2: a lot of his points. Yeah, his points.
Speaker 1: It's we had a podcast where everyone had the same
Speaker 1: point of view. You literally, you guys wouldn't listen.
Speaker 2: Right, How boring would life be.
Speaker 1: We want the podcast to be interesting, we want it
Speaker 1: to be exciting, so expect some more crazy guests in
Speaker 1: twenty twenty three. Okay, so that's our favorite moments from
Speaker 1: twenty twenty two on Where's your Head at Let us
Speaker 1: know in the Facebook group if you have any other
Speaker 1: favorite moments. We'd also like to take a moment to
Speaker 1: thank our producer Alex, our content writer am But they're
Speaker 1: such a big part of the podcast.
Speaker 2: And couldn't do it without them.
Speaker 1: We couldn't do it without them, Matt. I'd also like
Speaker 1: to thank you as my co host. You've been amazing.
Speaker 2: Thank you, and I'd like to thank me as well, No,
Speaker 2: thank you to know it's been an amazing year and
Speaker 2: let's hit twenty twenty three and let's smash it out
Speaker 2: of the park.
Speaker 1: We can't wait.
Speaker 2: Thanks guys, Thanks guys, See you then.