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Speaker 1: Well, Matt, last week, after we did our pod stuff here,
Speaker 1: I went to another recording studio to record some demos
Speaker 1: for voice acting work right, And in a lot of
Speaker 1: the reads that I was doing, because I was in
Speaker 1: the little booth thing and then I was getting feedback
Speaker 1: in my ears, and in a lot of the feedback
Speaker 1: I was getting, she was saying, like, you're sounding really ozzy,
Speaker 1: Like can you just try and tone down how Australian
Speaker 1: you're sounding? And I was like, yeah, of course, I'm
Speaker 1: like trying not to sound like this. And then it's
Speaker 1: got me thinking, I think I'm blaming you.
Speaker 2: Why why drag me into this?
Speaker 1: Because I have been getting so many dms lately of
Speaker 1: people saying, when I'm just talking on my story day
Speaker 1: to day, you sound like Matt. Everyone's saying you are
Speaker 1: starting to sound like Matt. Yeah, And because I think, like,
Speaker 1: you know, when you're just hanging out with someone like
Speaker 1: more all of a sudden, like you'd rap off on
Speaker 1: each other.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And I've noticed I'm starting to say words the way
Speaker 1: that you do sometimes, and I think that's what it is.
Speaker 2: I love this, and you know what it actually is,
Speaker 2: a petty gripe of mine. Yeah, because this has been
Speaker 2: me my whole life. What I have, all these little
Speaker 2: things that I say and I do, and then other
Speaker 2: people adopt them, which I don't mind.
Speaker 1: You just subconsciously I love it, do it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love that, like you will say things in
Speaker 2: the same manner that I do, and it happens to
Speaker 2: a lot of people in my life, but also other
Speaker 2: influencers and content creators who watch my content then adopt that.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And what I then get pissed off at is when
Speaker 2: people tell me that I have copied someone else because
Speaker 2: they have adopted my saying like I mean that Surrey, Surrey.
Speaker 2: I've been saying that Surrey for years. I don't know
Speaker 2: whether someone else originated that before me. But then Milli
Speaker 2: Graham in the in COVID started doing the teacher videos
Speaker 2: and she was like, oh, Surrey Surrey. Boys, Now I'm
Speaker 2: not saying she copied me specifically, but like, it really
Speaker 2: fucking pissed me off that everyone was like, you're doing
Speaker 2: the milligram. Sorry, I'm like, that was my fucker. I
Speaker 2: didn't even know who many Graham was when I was
Speaker 2: saying sorry, But I actually saw it myself.
Speaker 1: I saw on one of our high scrollers tiktoks last
Speaker 1: night someone was saying that you're trying to be Mitch.
Speaker 1: Me too, Kombs.
Speaker 2: I'm guessing, well, I'm offended. I'm quitting my job.
Speaker 1: That's not on I don't know one of the most
Speaker 1: recent ones. I can't remember what video it was, but
Speaker 1: someone said he's trying to be Mitch or something like.
Speaker 1: That's a comment back and be like, Matt's been around forever.
Speaker 1: Fuck off.
Speaker 2: And also they don't know the law that Mitch and
Speaker 2: I were really really good friends. Also, Mitch is weird.
Speaker 2: It's Mitchell to me, Oh sorry, it's Mitch Cherry and
Speaker 2: Mitchell Kumbs.
Speaker 1: Well, I think it's called Mitchell Mitchell.
Speaker 2: I don't know any but yeah, Mitchell and I were
Speaker 2: such good friends for a long time and we still are. Obviously,
Speaker 2: we just don't see as much of each other as
Speaker 2: often as we did because we used to work so
Speaker 2: closely together. But obviously when you spend that much time
Speaker 2: with someone, you're gonna, as you say, rub on one another. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and we're both Bogan Gays, so it makes sense that
Speaker 2: we're very similar. But yeah, I don't know. I've got
Speaker 2: it the whole time. When I started YouTube, I was
Speaker 2: I was copying Michael Finch. I said, I started my
Speaker 2: fucking channel before him. When I did Facebook videos and
Speaker 2: people would say Sandra was like Trish by Christian Hull.
Speaker 2: I'm going, Sandra was around first.
Speaker 1: You know, this person said, this guy always trying to
Speaker 1: sound like Mitch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm assuming they mean Mitchell koumb Yeah, who knows
Speaker 2: who else would it be. But see, it's also so
Speaker 2: funny because I see Mitchell Creams and i A is
Speaker 2: so distinctly different. I listened to Mitchell Creams and my
Speaker 2: voice would never be that fucking bargain. It's like, it's
Speaker 2: funny that that's the way.
Speaker 1: But yeah, people m me going, oh my god, the
Speaker 1: way that you just like just when I'm chatting on
Speaker 1: my stories about whatever, people go, you sound like Matt
Speaker 1: right now. And I'm not even trying to put on
Speaker 1: a voice. But when you hang out with someone often enough,
Speaker 1: but you just start picking picking up the way they
Speaker 1: say things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I love it. I love that people
Speaker 2: adopt like Sammy and all the rest of that. I
Speaker 2: can't even think off the top of my head. As well,
Speaker 2: there was a moment where everyone was saying Celara, Celada Clada,
Speaker 2: which technically I didn't create. I was working at McDonald's
Speaker 2: at the time, and Taylor, a girl that I worked
Speaker 2: with who was a very good friend of mine, she
Speaker 2: actually came up with it, but then I adopt did
Speaker 2: it from her?
Speaker 1: I think the one thing I say I find myself
Speaker 1: saying that you say is ki okay, yeah, Like I'll
Speaker 1: be talking to April at work, I'm going and I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, that was mad.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So there's like so many little things and I
Speaker 2: love that people who adopt them and use them in
Speaker 2: their lives and all the rest of that. But I
Speaker 2: just fucking hate when, like other people get credit for
Speaker 2: what I do. But I've always struggled with that my
Speaker 2: whole life. Hate people copying me and then getting praised
Speaker 2: for it, Like especially like even in school when you
Speaker 2: like do a project or something and like you'd in
Speaker 2: a group project, you've done the work, someone else gets
Speaker 2: a credit for it or whatever it may be, or
Speaker 2: like anyway that I could tell you a million stories
Speaker 2: about all but all the times I've been pissed off
Speaker 2: about that.
Speaker 1: To summarize, if I sound more ausy, I'm blaming you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, well I'm with you on that one. Then
Speaker 2: at first I thought I was going to get attapped.
Speaker 2: But isn't it nice to say that we spend enough
Speaker 2: time together?
Speaker 1: Now? Yeah, I'm morphing into you and your voice. And
Speaker 1: the hard thing is when I was doing those like
Speaker 1: ad reads, She's like, do it again, but like have
Speaker 1: less of an Australian accent. And I'm like, how, yeah,
Speaker 1: how when that is mea?
Speaker 2: Can you give us a little.
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 2: Why am I trying and say, what's the word? Give
Speaker 2: us a demo? Sorry of what you had to.
Speaker 1: I was saying that something I was doing Nature's way okay,
Speaker 1: which is vitamins, I think, yeah, And so I was
Speaker 1: trying to like promote the nature's way whatever. But she's like,
Speaker 1: you're saying nature like. Try and say like nature like
Speaker 1: but without sounding American American, So try and say try
Speaker 1: Nature's way new Vita Gummies. But try and say it
Speaker 1: without sounding Ozzy, but with an Australian accent.
Speaker 2: Try Nature's way Vita Gummies. What was it, Vita gummies? Yeah,
Speaker 2: just say that, Try Nature's way New Varta Gummies.
Speaker 1: Which is like, so you're saying nature, yeah, Nature's Yeah,
Speaker 1: like that, You've got to be like, try and.
Speaker 2: Try Nature's way, Natures try any more. There was nice,
Speaker 2: Nature is nice.
Speaker 1: Try Nature's way, whereas it's like Nature's Nature's why try
Speaker 1: Nature's way.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know. I just feel like I'm just
Speaker 2: not brought to you by also sponsored in any way. Fine, okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: kind So did you get that? So did you get
Speaker 2: through it?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I got there in the end. And I actually
Speaker 1: I don't have I don't have the demo yet to
Speaker 1: show you, but I will show it in an upcoming
Speaker 1: episode because we made a discovery because when you're recording
Speaker 1: a voice demo, they want to show how much variety
Speaker 1: that you've got, you know, back to back in the demo,
Speaker 1: so that you can get booked for different kinds of jobs.
Speaker 1: And we had this one script which was like powerful
Speaker 1: and motivating and she's like do it in American accent,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, okay, Like I've never practiced an
Speaker 1: American accent, and I'm like, what kind of accent? Just
Speaker 1: whatever comes out, Like just do the script in an
Speaker 1: American accent. And it was like one of those scripts.
Speaker 1: It's like chase your dreams and unlock your power blah
Speaker 1: blah blah. Nailed it. She was like, who the fuck
Speaker 1: was that. She's like, you sound like a forty year
Speaker 1: old woman, but like in the best way ever. And
Speaker 1: I'm gonna when I get the demo, I'll play it
Speaker 1: in here, okay, because I even surprised myself with how
Speaker 1: good I could do this American accent. And she's like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck? And then she's like, the way that
Speaker 1: you're talking in that American accent, that's what I want
Speaker 1: to hear in the Australian one. When I'm telling you
Speaker 1: to not sound Australian. She's like, whatever, that doesn't make
Speaker 1: sense though, That's what She's like, whatever you're doing when
Speaker 1: you're talking an American accent, you need to do the
Speaker 1: same for your Aussie one. Anyway, it was really interesting.
Speaker 1: I'll play the clip when I get it, hopefully by
Speaker 1: like next week or something.
Speaker 2: I learned, learned or learned something on TikTok the other day,
Speaker 2: which I was going to talk about it in the
Speaker 2: main episode, but actually I don't know if it's interesting
Speaker 2: or off, and I don't know whether you know it
Speaker 2: or not. Yeah, but I was going to include it
Speaker 2: in that section that we were talking about earlier this
Speaker 2: week about things we learned this week, yeah, or today
Speaker 2: or whatever. But do you know why flight attendants say
Speaker 2: hello to you when you bought the plane?
Speaker 1: Is it because they're sussing out whether you're going to
Speaker 1: be helpful in an emergency?
Speaker 2: No, but that's a really good I guess. Yeah. Obviously
Speaker 2: they say hello because like customer servers, they have to
Speaker 2: greet you aboard, but they actually if you next time
Speaker 2: you go on because I learned this before I flew
Speaker 2: back to Sydney from Brisbane. Yeah, and next.
Speaker 1: Time you go on, I'm going on a plane tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Oh well, take notice and then maybe you can come
Speaker 2: back to us next week and tell us. Okay, take
Speaker 2: notice of how they look at you and quite intently,
Speaker 2: like they actually purposely like really focusing on you.
Speaker 1: Literally going on like four planes this week, so I'll
Speaker 1: do it for every flight.
Speaker 2: Okay, good. So basically obviously they're saying hello because they've
Speaker 2: got to greet you on board, they've got to check
Speaker 2: your ticket, but they're actually looking at you really intently
Speaker 2: and like sussing out your response as well to see
Speaker 2: whether one you're sick or two you're drunk. And I
Speaker 2: was like wow, because I actually just going on to
Speaker 2: sickers in, like you've got a cold, or you're sick,
Speaker 2: or you're going to vomit or whatever, because you can't
Speaker 2: go on a fly if you're sick. Like literally, if
Speaker 2: you go to check in and they notice you're sick,
Speaker 2: they'll go you are too sick to fly. We're not
Speaker 2: allowing you to fly because you make everyone else on
Speaker 2: the flight sick. And this is like a pre COVID thing.
Speaker 2: This has always been a.
Speaker 1: Thing I'll never forget. When my sister, my mum and
Speaker 1: I went to Thailand.
Speaker 2: I was, is this another shit in yourself story?
Speaker 1: No, but vomit.
Speaker 2: When, which I've been told we need to give a
Speaker 2: disclaimer for by the way, so vomit talk coming up.
Speaker 2: So switch. Some people really can't cope with hearing stories
Speaker 2: about pooing, poohing or vomiting and someone I know told
Speaker 2: me that they thought, you know what I'll do, And
Speaker 2: they've got the like a massive fear of hearing about
Speaker 2: like it makes them sick and like the hearing vomiting.
Speaker 2: But pooy, Yeah, they were going to the nail salon
Speaker 2: and put their headphones in, and then played that episode
Speaker 2: where we talked about Bali and having issues coming back
Speaker 2: from Bali and how I was like shipped myself in
Speaker 2: the hotel and her hands were preoccupied so she couldn't
Speaker 2: turn her headphones off get him out of here. Shaken.
Speaker 2: She was shaken, having a panic attack while it was happening.
Speaker 2: So here's your disclaimer, if you haven't already switched off,
Speaker 2: I'm not going.
Speaker 1: To give any comedy anyway. We went to Thailand, I
Speaker 1: would have been I think I was just eighteen and
Speaker 1: my sister was fifteen. Not that that matters, but that's
Speaker 1: how long ago. It was, okay, and had a great time,
Speaker 1: And then at the airport on the way home, we
Speaker 1: both ordered a sandwich from like a little cafeteria thing,
Speaker 1: And I don't know if it was a sandwich that
Speaker 1: made us feel sick or we just so happened to
Speaker 1: like get sick at the same time, but we both
Speaker 1: got sick in the airport, and then we had to
Speaker 1: catch two flights, Like you get on the first little
Speaker 1: domestic one, then you get on the big long one home.
Speaker 1: So on the domestic flight, my sister and I both vomiting,
Speaker 1: like going to the toilet vomiting, and they gave us
Speaker 1: like a charcoal tablet. Have you ever had one of.
Speaker 2: Those soaks it all up, baby.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that didn't help, like just spewed it back up,
Speaker 1: trigger warning. And then the whole flight home, like the
Speaker 1: I don't know how long the flight is, eleven hours
Speaker 1: or something like that. We were both just sick the
Speaker 1: entire time, I think, especially my sister. She spent more
Speaker 1: time in the toilet than like in her seat on
Speaker 1: the plane. And then the flight attendants picked up on
Speaker 1: the fact that we were both sick, especially my sister.
Speaker 1: And then at the end, like everyone was exhausted, like
Speaker 1: done the long haul flight, but the whole plane had
Speaker 1: to sit there for ages on the tarmac because quarantine
Speaker 1: had to come onto the plane and like quarantine us,
Speaker 1: and everyone was so mad because you know, when you're
Speaker 1: off a long flight, you just want to get the
Speaker 1: fuck off there. We had to wait like half an
Speaker 1: hour or more for quarantine to come and check that
Speaker 1: we were fine.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's so embarrassing it is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, would not recommend so shit, Yeah, be careful.
Speaker 2: Maybe that's actually the reason they actually don't care if
Speaker 2: other people get sick. Maybe that's the reason is it
Speaker 2: causes too much ADMIN for them. Yeah, Like it's because
Speaker 2: I always just assumed you weren't allowed to fly if
Speaker 2: you were sick, because you might give other people your sickness.
Speaker 2: But now that they think about it, the quarantine thing
Speaker 2: would fuck me off. As a flight attendant. I go
Speaker 2: these two little bitches.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you the story.
Speaker 2: Toilet, I got to clean that lader and also quarantine's
Speaker 2: got to come.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The stories that pissed me off the most is
Speaker 1: the stories that you've heard where people have like blind
Speaker 1: drunk on a flight and it makes the plane turn
Speaker 1: around and go back to where it was where it started. Really,
Speaker 1: so people have let's say they go on a bali
Speaker 1: from Melbourne. I've heard stories on the news where people
Speaker 1: are so reckless, like up in the air that they
Speaker 1: turn the plane around and land and drop that person
Speaker 1: back home, or they go to a completely different city
Speaker 1: to like drop that person off. Imagine I'd be furious
Speaker 1: your whole trip getting like flung around because it's some person.
Speaker 1: I've never been drunk on a plane. I like, I've
Speaker 1: had like two wines or whatever, but I have never
Speaker 1: been drunk on a plane. But I know people get
Speaker 1: like pissed on a plane, especially if it's like their
Speaker 1: long international one where you have free alcohol. I think
Speaker 1: it's easier, yeah, because of the altitude or whatever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't remember if I've ever been drunk on
Speaker 2: a plane or not. Not on a domestic flight, but
Speaker 2: I'm trying to think when I went to because I
Speaker 2: flew business.
Speaker 1: That's the only time I have had a couple of
Speaker 1: red ones is on a domestic flight.
Speaker 2: A couple of red wines. I'm not a red wine drinker.
Speaker 2: I love a red I don't get around it.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: I've just started enjoying a Pinot Greese. I love a rose.
Speaker 2: I love a savv B as we know little Sammalon.
Speaker 1: But if you like savvy b, you can drink red.
Speaker 2: Oh really yeah? Okay, and then and then I've gone off.
Speaker 2: Muscado mescato was a big.
Speaker 1: One for me back in the day, like, yeah, I give.
Speaker 2: Me sweet get a bottle of sweet lips. Yeah, bottle
Speaker 2: of sweet lips. It was like three dollars fifty from
Speaker 2: Dan Murphy's and you'd go go go with your sweet
Speaker 2: lips moscato. And some nights sometimes I would get a
Speaker 2: case of six and it would be gone over the weekend.
Speaker 2: Like four bottles one night, two balls the next night.
Speaker 2: There's only three standard drinks in a bottle. But anyway,
Speaker 2: before I tell you about my trauma, how about we
Speaker 2: just wrap this closed episode? Close friends, episode up, Remember,
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