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<v Speaker 1>Matt, you are looking absolutely glowing today. What's your secret?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Anna, I've been using this new hydrating tanning myss

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<v Speaker 2>called Goldie b with two e's.

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<v Speaker 1>I have to check it out. I've never heard of it.

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<v Speaker 3>Go to their instagram.

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<v Speaker 1>I want the fairy tale. I want the prince charming

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<v Speaker 1>she how.

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<v Speaker 3>Do I put? This? Isn't a fan of my kissing style.

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<v Speaker 1>Boyfriend and girlfriend for about twelve hours. He's in a

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<v Speaker 1>trash bit. He's non recyclable. Catching her laugh.

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<v Speaker 3>I loved being love.

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<v Speaker 2>I love love the tops like a buzz cut and

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<v Speaker 2>then a mullet at the back.

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<v Speaker 3>Nah, so it was a starlet.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Matt, have you heard of the term bed rotting?

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<v Speaker 3>What does that mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Doesn't mean like when your mattress is like overdue replaced

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<v Speaker 2>and it's rotting away or your.

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<v Speaker 1>Pure Well it's gen Z's newest trend. And yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>basically like you're hungover on a Sunday and you just

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<v Speaker 1>want to stay in bed all day. Actually, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>even think you need to be hungover on a Sunday.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just like you're feeling anxious stress, you need some

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<v Speaker 1>me time, and you stay in bed all day.

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<v Speaker 3>That sounds like absolute heaven. Just staying for a day,

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<v Speaker 3>just laying well, I call it laying.

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<v Speaker 1>Layan like me and mate got your own term.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, me and my mates go like, what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>And you just be like the laying Yeah, just laying

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<v Speaker 2>scrolling and that I love doing that. What about watching

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<v Speaker 2>a TV series because the other day we were hungover

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<v Speaker 2>in bed and we genuinely, genuinely watch Season five of

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<v Speaker 2>Friends from start to finish, and I wouldn't call that

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<v Speaker 2>bed rolling.

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<v Speaker 3>I'd call that a good fucking time.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all they're getting done.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm go on that at an amazing time.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean yeah, Like, there's obviously a happy medium. The

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<v Speaker 1>thing is is that back in the olden days, people

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<v Speaker 1>weren't bed rotting because they didn't have devices to keep

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<v Speaker 1>them occupied. Right Like, if you didn't have your phone

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<v Speaker 1>and you didn't have a TV in front of you,

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<v Speaker 1>you're only going to stay in there for an hour

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<v Speaker 1>and then you're gonna be like, I'm bored.

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<v Speaker 3>Read the newspaper, but you have to get the newspaper.

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<v Speaker 3>The newspaper, you have to get it to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, like you can't just like get uber eats. You'd

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<v Speaker 1>have to at some point get up to cook a meal.

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<v Speaker 1>Like everything is so accessible to us. And that's why

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<v Speaker 1>bed rotting is the new craze. It's a new thing,

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<v Speaker 1>or at least people are now talking about it.

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<v Speaker 2>So what are they is it against? Like does it

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<v Speaker 2>affect mental health? Like what's the what's the problem with

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<v Speaker 2>bed rotting? Because I can't see anything wrong with it.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that if I stayed in bed past four

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<v Speaker 1>pm and I was in bed the whole day, my

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<v Speaker 1>mental health would take a serious, serious dive to the ground.

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<v Speaker 1>I would not be able to mentally cope with it.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I need vitamin D, I need some like I

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<v Speaker 1>need fresh air.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know about you, but I need to achieve

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<v Speaker 3>something totally. My mates, still, with all my mates, they

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<v Speaker 3>would my make day on.

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<v Speaker 2>My best mate would be like, it's so weird when

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<v Speaker 2>I'm hung over, because yeah, I'm doing nothing, but I'm

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<v Speaker 2>always making moves.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like the weirdest thing ever I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Not doing anything, but I'm doing stuff so confused at

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<v Speaker 2>what I'm doing, and he'd be like, what the fuck

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<v Speaker 2>is going on?

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<v Speaker 1>Because it used to be my pet hate with Michael.

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<v Speaker 1>So when we started dating, we would like, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>we were like drinking a lot because we were like

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<v Speaker 1>in honeymoon phase and we'd get drunk together and like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, do shots and blah blah blah. Anyway, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't pull up well after a night of drinking. Michael,

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<v Speaker 1>on the other hand, like it would hit like eleven

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<v Speaker 1>am and he was up like he was like what

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<v Speaker 1>are we doing? And I was like, I'm dying, Like

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<v Speaker 1>be alone.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me be in bed alone.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, there was one comment that got my attention, and

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<v Speaker 2>it was and I looked into it. It was the

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<v Speaker 2>green line theory. Because I've seen this on my TikTok

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<v Speaker 2>a couple of times. Have you seen it?

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<v Speaker 1>I have, but explain it to me?

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<v Speaker 4>Have you seen it like I have? I'm literally reading

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<v Speaker 4>about it speaker. I am just so interested. I did

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<v Speaker 4>a bit of race search on it as well.

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<v Speaker 2>And the simplest way to explain it is I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>have to be quite good with my words here because

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<v Speaker 2>it's very visual. If the guy is standing up straight

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<v Speaker 2>and the girl's leaning into the guy, that's a tick

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<v Speaker 2>of approval. If both of them are standing up straight,

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<v Speaker 2>that's a tick of approval. If they're both leaning in,

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<v Speaker 2>that's bad. And then if the guy leans into the girl,

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<v Speaker 2>that is like the danger zone.

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<v Speaker 1>No good vomit is that because it's saying that like

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<v Speaker 1>the guy is too keen if he's leaning into the girl.

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<v Speaker 3>I was saying he was desperate and needy.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, calm down, Blake, I was leaning.

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<v Speaker 3>I know, I know what you mean.

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<v Speaker 1>Matt. Don't get mad at Blake hard launch because I'm

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<v Speaker 1>bringing up Matt's hard launch as we speak, leaning in,

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<v Speaker 1>leaning in, that's a bit more straight leaning in. MAT's

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<v Speaker 1>basically leaning in. And every photos and that it's like

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit touchy, a little bit touchy with everyone

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<v Speaker 1>about this.

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<v Speaker 2>And if I'm keen and I'm over excited because I'm

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<v Speaker 2>over my head over heels for someone, sue me.

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<v Speaker 1>You're the one that you said it was the not

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<v Speaker 1>tick of approval. Don't write our heads off.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm walking back on what I saw because somebody commented

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<v Speaker 2>green line theory.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, the next mohoto that you post. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be still going to make sure that she's leaning here.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna be like a goal post standing up straight

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<v Speaker 3>with me. I'm about to do what's the literaly pin

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<v Speaker 3>drop off.

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<v Speaker 1>And straight up and down in his whole life.

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<v Speaker 2>Look my argument this is and I'm not getting angry

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<v Speaker 2>at anyone, I get it. It's just it's like, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't apologize to Blake for that.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I won't want to go with you. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>want to go about the theory. I mean, I look,

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<v Speaker 3>do you feel.

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<v Speaker 1>Personally big about Regina George?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I just don't want to hear it, Blake, it's

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<v Speaker 2>not I just I'm head over heels for someone and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm six foot six.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what that actually is a good valid point.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna let you say it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I've got to lean in to make the photo,

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<v Speaker 2>like like on one of them the photos coming from here,

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<v Speaker 2>it'd be silly for me to be standing up straight

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<v Speaker 2>if I'm taking the cell.

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<v Speaker 1>Phone from now on, your like, I'll be straight.

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<v Speaker 3>As a straight as whatever straight is.

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<v Speaker 1>How tall is Tammy five.

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<v Speaker 3>Seven? I think maybe five six?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so five six five seven, you're six ft five,

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<v Speaker 1>six foot six, Like, that is a big difference, even

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<v Speaker 1>when you see like someone who's like a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>shorter versus really tall, not saying that she's short, but

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<v Speaker 1>just like medium normal height versus someone who's really tall. Obviously,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys need to get to one another.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you and Michael are relevantly the same height. How

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<v Speaker 3>tall is your partner to you? Like, I'm a tiny

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<v Speaker 3>bit taller, Yeah, leaning in them, it's not. Yeah, it's not.

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<v Speaker 1>I barely have to look up at Michael.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm reading this from the New York Post and.

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<v Speaker 4>You psychologist is essentially said that when you're looking at

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<v Speaker 4>photos a couple's.

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<v Speaker 3>One, you can come to your.

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<v Speaker 4>Own conclusions, but you need to acknowledge it so many factors.

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<v Speaker 1>Totally in play.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, So, for example, was this photo taken in public?

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<v Speaker 4>Was it taken for the paparazzi? Were they posing? Was

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<v Speaker 4>it off the calf?

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<v Speaker 1>Was the wind blowing the moment?

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<v Speaker 4>But it's also like, I think this theory is very

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<v Speaker 4>much based off a group of people's ideas of a

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<v Speaker 4>normal relationship. And it's obviously through this podcast you would

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<v Speaker 4>know that it's not a one size fits all approach.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, look, I just want to say, I am head

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<v Speaker 2>over heels for Tammy.

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<v Speaker 3>So far lean into her, so be it.

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<v Speaker 1>Lean in that lean all I want, Matt, have you

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<v Speaker 1>ever come across the term delulu? No?

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<v Speaker 3>Delulu? Delulu? Is it a bird?

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<v Speaker 1>They don't even act like you don't know what? So

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<v Speaker 1>everyone's talking about things being delulu blake. Have you heard

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<v Speaker 1>about it?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Delusional?

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<v Speaker 1>Delusional?

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<v Speaker 3>Is this what the kids are saying about? Delusional?

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<v Speaker 1>This stuff kids who say yeah, so like on TikTok

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<v Speaker 1>at the moment. I don't know if you've ever heard

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<v Speaker 1>tarot card readings on TikTok, But there the algorithm just

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<v Speaker 1>teases them so closely to your life. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>how it knows.

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<v Speaker 3>I've had a couple come up, but I skip past it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't so you don't interact with it?

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't say like you're going to come into a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of money if you double tap and give us

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<v Speaker 1>a heart?

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<v Speaker 3>Have you done that?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes? Why would I not?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you get him as well?

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<v Speaker 1>No, he's not as delulius.

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<v Speaker 4>I've got a few lives like tarot card reading lives,

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<v Speaker 4>but I always open up to a really tragic moment,

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<v Speaker 4>so I'm like.

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<v Speaker 3>Tarot talk and good for you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm very much on tarot card talk at the moment,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's kind of like consuming my life. It's mainly

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<v Speaker 1>just like positive things that are going to happen to

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<v Speaker 1>me and I just interact with it.

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<v Speaker 2>Has any of them actually come true? Like you've gone okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I saw that on my four you page three days ago,

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<v Speaker 2>and now it's happening.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to say yeah. I'm going to say yeah

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<v Speaker 1>when good things happen, I'm like, oh, that was a

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<v Speaker 1>tarot card reading two weeks ago, and then I've saved

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<v Speaker 1>it and then I'll go back to it and I'll

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<v Speaker 1>be like, yep, good things are happening.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if a tarot card tells you what

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<v Speaker 2>to do. I think I do believe that every decision

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<v Speaker 2>that you make, like as when we had the psychic

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<v Speaker 2>on and she said all that stuff, like, I just

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<v Speaker 2>don't like believing that somebody can see the future, which

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<v Speaker 2>or cards that you pull out from a deck and

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<v Speaker 2>this one's talking to me.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't believe it. I'm sorry even that.

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<v Speaker 1>When they say good things to you, you love it,

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<v Speaker 1>like I can see your face lighting up. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>have to lie to everyone and to be honest. Now

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<v Speaker 1>that I'm thinking about it, this psychic that we have

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<v Speaker 1>on this podcast, you guys can go back and listen

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<v Speaker 1>to that episode. Literally everything that she said came true.

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<v Speaker 1>Literally everything she threw a lot. She said, you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>break up with your ex. She said I was getting

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<v Speaker 1>engaged in six months. I literally got engaged in six months.

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<v Speaker 3>She did say you'd lived by water.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, she did too. I mean I literally

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<v Speaker 1>bought a house beside water.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean Melbourn's very around the bay.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we need to bring her back on the

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<v Speaker 1>podcast and get a full new reading. Imagine if she's like, Matt,

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<v Speaker 1>you're getting engaged, Atta, you're breaking up, I'll be like, No,

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<v Speaker 1>she's not true, is she She's not real? There, I'd

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<v Speaker 1>give less inclined to believe it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I just look, I don't think that someone can

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<v Speaker 2>see what's going to happen.

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<v Speaker 3>I think that everything is Every.

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<v Speaker 2>Decision you make affects your future, even if it's from

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<v Speaker 2>like the littlest one you do, from something you say

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<v Speaker 2>in a different situation.

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<v Speaker 3>I believe that dictates your future.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know when I get a psychic reading normally

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<v Speaker 1>if I'm going through like a really tough time in

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<v Speaker 1>my life, like you know, if someone I knows like unwell,

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<v Speaker 1>or if I break up with a partner and I

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<v Speaker 1>need like clarity on like my future, and genuinely it

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<v Speaker 1>does make me feel better. So like, if I'm being

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit Delulu, let me live. Do you think

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<v Speaker 1>you're a little bit Delulu when they say things that

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<v Speaker 1>you want them to say?

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like am with the Tarot card readings as

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<v Speaker 2>well that you see on the four you page, that

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<v Speaker 2>you can spin it any way you want. I genuinely

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<v Speaker 2>think in your mind you can go, Okay, that's a good.

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<v Speaker 3>Thing that's going to happen.

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<v Speaker 2>They're talking about this thing, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>They're so vague sometimes that you can spin it any

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<v Speaker 2>way you want.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well, do you want to be a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>Delulu with me? Right now?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm delusional at the best of time, so that I'll

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<v Speaker 3>be to Lulu.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I've done. I've made three little notes and this

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<v Speaker 1>is going to be your future for the week, and

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<v Speaker 1>you get to pick one of them. Give me your hat,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, Matt, without a cap, I'm going to put

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<v Speaker 3>them in.

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<v Speaker 1>The hat and you can pick one and then give

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<v Speaker 1>it to me, and I'm going to read out your

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<v Speaker 1>future for the week.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, this one is talking to me. It's jumped

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<v Speaker 2>out of the hat at me. He wants to be read.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, let's do it. Money is coming your way.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't argue with that. I'm delulu.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever firstly, before we even get into that,

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<v Speaker 1>have you ever dated a girl and you've got a

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<v Speaker 1>haircut and she was a little bit off you? No,

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<v Speaker 1>be honest with yourself.

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<v Speaker 3>I've kept the same haircut.

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<v Speaker 1>But have you got a bit short or something?

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<v Speaker 3>What Have I said that once before that?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm just asking you.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I don't recall. No, I don't recall a girl.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, because from my perspective, I've dated you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>love a long hair. Look right, I've dated many a man.

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<v Speaker 1>In fact, like I would say like ninety percent of

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<v Speaker 1>the men who I've dated, when they've got a haircut,

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<v Speaker 1>I was.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, oh too short, too short.

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<v Speaker 1>Or I've just been off it. Not Michael. And Michael

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<v Speaker 1>pulls off like this short long look very well, like

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<v Speaker 1>he kind of does that look well. But yeah, a

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<v Speaker 1>haircut can be make or break it, really can I will.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never had a haircut that's gone too short, Like

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<v Speaker 2>I was having this conversation the other day.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to go short.

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<v Speaker 2>I want a buzz cut like my sister Sion Signy,

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<v Speaker 2>I gets a buzz cut.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, how do you think I'd look with a buzz cut.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd have to see it, so it would be hard.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you could pull it off. A buzz cut

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<v Speaker 1>can be very attractive, like we've all recently seen a

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<v Speaker 1>David Beckham documentary when he got a buzz cut. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean he is David Beckham.

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<v Speaker 3>David Beckham.

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<v Speaker 2>But my hair just grows back really weirdly, and I

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<v Speaker 2>think if I left it, what do you mean by that?

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<v Speaker 3>Like too thick and it wouldn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh poor you. Oh it's so hard having thick hair, Like.

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<v Speaker 2>I always said, my mum said, someone will marry me

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<v Speaker 2>because of my hair, my full head of hair.

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<v Speaker 1>You and Michael both have a very full head of hair.

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<v Speaker 1>You're both so lucky. No hairline, because it is like

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<v Speaker 1>such a thing for men, like receding hairline is such

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<v Speaker 1>an insecurity.

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<v Speaker 2>My mates have one. All my mates are on like

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<v Speaker 2>mosh and stuff like that. What's more like hair growth pills? Really,

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<v Speaker 2>mates are like I don't know one mate who's not.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it, like having a hair transplant should be normalized,

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<v Speaker 1>like as a guy, Like if your hair is like

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<v Speaker 1>getting thin, go get a hair transplant, can get it done.

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<v Speaker 1>The thing is is like women spend so much money

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<v Speaker 1>on like cosmetic procedures, right, Like a lot of women

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<v Speaker 1>get their boobs done or you know, whatever they want

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<v Speaker 1>to do. But yeah, like guys don't really doing anything.

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<v Speaker 1>So if that's your one insecurity, like, go get a

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<v Speaker 1>hair transplant.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, I think my mates eventually probably will, but

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<v Speaker 2>at the moment they're just on the pills for us.

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<v Speaker 2>But I can't grow my hair back. My hair like grows.

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<v Speaker 2>I need to keep it long or else it just weir.

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<v Speaker 2>It grows weird, so thick. It doesn't grow long gross thick.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I could see you with a buzz cut,

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<v Speaker 1>could be like a new era for you.

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<v Speaker 3>Tammy said not to get one.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess it's not happening.

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<v Speaker 3>Can I haircut?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well, look, let's talk about the ten and most

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<v Speaker 1>attractive hairstyles that men can have. Matt coming in at

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<v Speaker 1>number ten, surprisingly is the bald head.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it bold as in your bald bald like if

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<v Speaker 2>skin skin head.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't see that being attractive.

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<v Speaker 1>I unstated a guy with bald head. He was like

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<v Speaker 1>six foot eight, bald, quite big.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you better put some suncream on that nog and

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<v Speaker 2>gets pretty close to the sun.

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<v Speaker 3>All the way up there.

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<v Speaker 1>No, he was very olive, so he wasn't going to burn,

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<v Speaker 1>which is good. But yeah, I think like a bald

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<v Speaker 1>head can be quite masculine and attractive. So I can

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<v Speaker 1>see how it's coming at.

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<v Speaker 2>Number ten, number nine, which surprises me. The fade, the.

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<v Speaker 1>Fade, So what's that like short on the top but

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<v Speaker 1>like almost bald, but then faded low. That's just a

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<v Speaker 1>no for me.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't like that, nah.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got mates that go get a fade every week

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<v Speaker 2>and they have to get their fade done.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I know, same barber, same time.

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<v Speaker 1>I know it's a real thing for men, like getting

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<v Speaker 1>the fade is like their self care, self love kind

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<v Speaker 1>of thing. But just for me, not a fan. Coming

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<v Speaker 1>in at number eight, we have the long round layered,

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<v Speaker 1>which is basically quite long, and then it goes long

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<v Speaker 1>at the back, so it's a little bit shorter at

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<v Speaker 1>the front but still long and then long at the back.

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<v Speaker 1>That for me, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Nah, I'm trying to picture it. I don't think it's

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like it, nah. Number seven the tussled.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's kind of like the bad boy haircut. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like that messy, longish vibe. You can tell I'm vibing

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<v Speaker 1>with it because that's Michael's haircut.

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<v Speaker 2>Number six is the side part, so a posh British

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<v Speaker 2>man sort of look.

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<v Speaker 1>I can see how that can be attractive.

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<v Speaker 3>Do I do that?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, do you get your comb out and like

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<v Speaker 1>slick it? Oh, when you slick it down and gel

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<v Speaker 1>it down?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but into it through the middle side and then

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<v Speaker 2>do you like when I do the.

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<v Speaker 3>Twel I don't know what the toil I leave like

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<v Speaker 3>a bit out.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah you do too? Like the nice okay? Coming

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<v Speaker 1>in at number five, we have the buzz cuts. That's

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<v Speaker 1>a military cut, the hairstyle that you potentially want to get.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that can be attractive, as we saw David

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<v Speaker 1>Beckham having that haircut. It can be a vibe. I

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<v Speaker 1>think you have to have a really good face to

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<v Speaker 1>pull that off.

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<v Speaker 3>I will say I might be all right, then, but

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, if I cut my hair like a buzz cut,

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<v Speaker 2>how am I going to twil my hair?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? And that's like your Matt toils his hair just

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<v Speaker 1>for context for his anxiety, Like it's like an anxiety thing.

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<v Speaker 3>So it's when I'm deep in thought.

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<v Speaker 1>Like when we were on TV together, that was constantly

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<v Speaker 1>twirling his hair, and it's because he was so deeply

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<v Speaker 1>anxious with every grain of a soult.

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<v Speaker 3>Literally, it's when I'm deep into thoughts.

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<v Speaker 2>So like, if you are with me and I start

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<v Speaker 2>twirling my hair, you know that I'm having an anxious thoughts.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you couldn't do a buzz cut for that reason.

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<v Speaker 3>Nah, but would I do just like pull your.

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<v Speaker 1>Like little tiny bits of hair left?

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<v Speaker 2>Next, at number four, we have the crew cut shortened

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<v Speaker 2>sides long on top.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like that's a pretty like average boy haircut, right, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's just like the go to.

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<v Speaker 3>Almost a couple of them walking around.

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<v Speaker 1>Number three we have the classic pompadoor, which is like

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<v Speaker 1>the Elvis quiff in sideburns. That to me, Nah, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not into that, I'm just sideburns.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm surprised I didn't take off more after the

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<v Speaker 2>movie came out, didn't become more in fashion.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's not hot.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's hot.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think so. Number two, we have the classic quiff.

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<v Speaker 1>Would we say that you have a classic.

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<v Speaker 3>Quiff, classic quiff?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, what would you say your hair is? I think

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<v Speaker 1>it was as a quiff.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'd say I'm the classic quiff now that I

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<v Speaker 2>look at it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, definitely. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're number two of the most attractive male hairstyles.

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<v Speaker 3>It ain't broke, don't fix it.

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<v Speaker 1>Coming in at number one, we have the undercard. It's neat,

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<v Speaker 1>it's boring. I don't know, it's just like.

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<v Speaker 2>That's probably what I get when I get my haircut,

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<v Speaker 2>and then it grows into a classic qief.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, yeah quiff queef. A queef is like it

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<v Speaker 1>in the JJ, not a quief. We're not going with

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<v Speaker 1>the classic kwiif on your head? I mean, yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>do you know what I'm shocked at?

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<v Speaker 3>What? What hairs on my head?

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<v Speaker 1>No? What hairstyle is missing?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not sure.

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<v Speaker 1>The mull, the mullet, the mullet, the classic mullet.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not surprised.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not surprised either, but I know a lot of

0:19:57.400 --> 0:20:02.520
<v Speaker 1>women find the mullet attractive. Australian thing though, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I reckon it is a lot of blokes walk around

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<v Speaker 2>with the mullet these days.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what's interesting is when we went to Byron

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<v Speaker 1>I reckon from like seventeen years old to twenty five. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we were there for schoolies the general. Yeah, all of

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<v Speaker 1>the males that we saw, we were.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually sorry, we weren't there for schoolies, but it happened

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<v Speaker 3>to be.

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<v Speaker 1>School unfortunately, timing wires there for schoolies. But yeah, the

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<v Speaker 1>males from like sixteen to twenty five were all rocking

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<v Speaker 1>a mullet and I just could not believe that.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, yeah, it's been going around for a while. My

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<v Speaker 2>mate Ben had a mullet literally ten years ago. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>he had a scullet.

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<v Speaker 1>The fuck is a sculet?

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<v Speaker 3>So where it's bold, well like like oh.

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<v Speaker 2>He's baldy, No, no, no, he's actually not. But he

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<v Speaker 2>like shaved the tops like a buzz cut and then.

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<v Speaker 3>A mullet at the back.

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<v Speaker 1>Nah, So it was a scullet.

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<v Speaker 3>Try to find a photo of his scullet. It is

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<v Speaker 3>better the Danish