WEBVTT - A Hospice Nurse Reveals The Crazy Thing People Say They See Before They Die

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<v Speaker 1>Day hazy. It's the one thing everyone sees before you die.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I love this stuff. So that's the question, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>Obviously there's a lot of speculation.

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<v Speaker 3>There's the one theory that you see your entire life

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<v Speaker 3>flashing before your eyes. There's one theory that says you

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<v Speaker 3>see a bright white light and someone's sort of beckoning

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<v Speaker 3>for you come hither, or a complete out of body experience.

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<v Speaker 1>There's just a few options.

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<v Speaker 2>Would say out of body does that meaning like you're

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<v Speaker 2>looking at yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're looking down at yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>Sort of hovering above yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>You'd be shureless, put a shirt on.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that what I look like? I'd be floating above myself,

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<v Speaker 2>going oh wow, you are balding.

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<v Speaker 1>So I guess the thing is you'll never know.

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<v Speaker 3>The only thing that we truly know is from people

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<v Speaker 3>who have nearly died and come back to life. My

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<v Speaker 3>understanding just from reading about this stuff is nine times

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<v Speaker 3>out of ten they say they see the white light.

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<v Speaker 3>But there's a hospice nurse called Julie McFadden from la

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<v Speaker 3>and she's taken to TikTok, the most reliable of medical platforms.

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<v Speaker 3>To say, of all her experiences. She has had the

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<v Speaker 3>majority of patients who she's held their hand before they've

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<v Speaker 3>died as they enter their final days, and this is

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<v Speaker 3>what happens, according to her, a month before they're about

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<v Speaker 3>to shuffle off their mortal coil, someone comes to visit.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow.

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<v Speaker 4>Most people will start talking or seeing dead relatives, dead

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<v Speaker 4>loved ones, dead friends, dead.

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<v Speaker 1>Pets before their day.

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<v Speaker 5>And it's not like break before their day.

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<v Speaker 4>It's usually about a month before their day, very alert

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<v Speaker 4>and oriented and clearly speaking and seeing someone who has

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<v Speaker 4>already died.

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<v Speaker 2>I said to you about two or three weeks ago,

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<v Speaker 2>I had to dream about my dead dog.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, yeah, you did that.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw her randomly, someone else had my dog was

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<v Speaker 2>walking down the street and was stopped and I said

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<v Speaker 2>a loo to it. It was definitely my dog.

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<v Speaker 1>Hang on, hangover war Wall. How many weeks ago is this?

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, I'm not raising it, three hundreds?

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<v Speaker 3>How many weeks ago did you dream about seeing Indiana

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<v Speaker 3>who died a couple of months ago?

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<v Speaker 2>It was about two or three weeks ago.

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<v Speaker 1>Whah, you had a week left?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Well, make sure we give away a first class

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<v Speaker 3>and fifty K before you go, because I don't want

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<v Speaker 3>to have to do that all by.

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<v Speaker 2>Myself, but I ordered to go together around.

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't that bizarre?

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<v Speaker 5>She said?

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<v Speaker 3>Sometimes they see the people in dreams, but sometimes they

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<v Speaker 3>actually see them physically. Isn't that crazy? Can I ask

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<v Speaker 3>you this question? Don't make me regret it, and don't

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<v Speaker 3>make a joke. But what do you think actually happens

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<v Speaker 3>when we die?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that it? Or we've done?

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<v Speaker 2>It's a good question, is it? Because I I don't Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>obviously I don't know, because I haven't been there and

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<v Speaker 2>come back. But I can't get my head around the

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<v Speaker 2>fact that you don't exist in some sort of space.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't get my head around the fact that that's it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and at least his spirit isn't in some way alive

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<v Speaker 2>and still connected to something. Does that make sense?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>It does.

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<v Speaker 3>And I would hold onto the hope that your spirit

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<v Speaker 3>exists in some form, and also that you'll see other

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<v Speaker 3>people like your children down the track or And I'm

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<v Speaker 3>not ruling out that you don't come back.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I reckon.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe there might be something to reincarnation, But there are

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<v Speaker 3>too many stories in the world about spirits, etc.

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<v Speaker 1>For them not to exist, don't you think?

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely?

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<v Speaker 3>And we were saying off fair because it got a

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<v Speaker 3>little bit deep, way deeper than we normally get.

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<v Speaker 1>We normally just talking about port and crows on the.

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<v Speaker 2>Weekend, freshets and throwbacks.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but we were saying that the very fact that

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<v Speaker 3>we're here and we exist is blows my mind. So

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<v Speaker 3>to say that there's nothing after that and to dismiss

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<v Speaker 3>it just seems completely reductive. There has if we're here

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<v Speaker 3>and we're existing, there has to be something out there

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<v Speaker 3>as well.

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<v Speaker 1>That's my thoughts.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well it's very deep, very deep. If you've got

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<v Speaker 2>some thoughts as well, I mean text and through I

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<v Speaker 2>four double nine nine nine on nine. On the flip

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<v Speaker 2>side of that, it would flatten me to find out

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<v Speaker 2>if there were spirits and he went to a different

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<v Speaker 2>place and say I caught up my relatives and their

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<v Speaker 2>first question would be why do you take you get

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<v Speaker 2>closed off completely when you go to the.

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<v Speaker 1>Talk, No, exactly why are you doing that?

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<v Speaker 2>And I have to explain to him the whole situation.

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<v Speaker 3>I do hope my pop George comes to get me though. Also,

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<v Speaker 3>if Indiana was to contact you again before you die,

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<v Speaker 3>which is obviously imminent, I wonder if she's going to

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<v Speaker 3>ask for you to bring some schmackos or.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to ask her if she's now continent when

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<v Speaker 2>it comes can do the toilet, She's like, oh no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>it's okay. I piss every one Heaven as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's what you're waking up to, Adelaide.

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<v Speaker 2>What's the news today?

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<v Speaker 1>My snooze news.

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<v Speaker 3>Our very good friends of the show would be aware

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<v Speaker 3>that we normally go to Abbey in the newsroom right

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<v Speaker 3>about now.

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<v Speaker 1>She's still on the sick list.

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<v Speaker 3>She's not doing well, our little abs, so hopefully she'll

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<v Speaker 3>be back.

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<v Speaker 1>In the next few days or so.

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<v Speaker 2>In good hands, though we've been reliably told because the

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<v Speaker 2>general Yeah, it's actually taken a couple of days off

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<v Speaker 2>working at Saturday, I have a latt day for an

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<v Speaker 2>ad cafe.

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<v Speaker 1>That's our security peacock.

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<v Speaker 3>Everybody who has hooked up with Abby all seems to

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<v Speaker 3>be going well. But the sort of the honeymoon phase married,

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<v Speaker 3>a first sight where you really quite like the person

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<v Speaker 3>you've just married.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, this is webe test because early on, I

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<v Speaker 2>mean there's nothing and I mean this is such a

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<v Speaker 2>beautiful way, but there's not too much section. It's about

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<v Speaker 2>being sick.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that No, there's not.

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<v Speaker 2>So if you can get through that, yeah, then that's

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<v Speaker 2>genuine love.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, that's not in the top three things that you

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<v Speaker 3>need to know today. Let's rip into the things that

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<v Speaker 3>are Oh my god, I would be absolutely livid if

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<v Speaker 3>I jumped on a jet Star flight took the family along.

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<v Speaker 3>You're heading to Bali, it's been built up, you're looking

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<v Speaker 3>forward to it, and then three hours into the flight,

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<v Speaker 3>someone decides to go Coco bananas, which is exactly what's

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<v Speaker 3>happened on this jet. Stuff Like from Melbourne to Bali,

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<v Speaker 3>it was forced to take a U turn. It got

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<v Speaker 3>as far as Alice Springs and they're like the captain

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<v Speaker 3>decided to return to Melbourne to get assistance from the

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<v Speaker 3>AFP because this woman lost her damn mind. It's almost

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<v Speaker 3>like when you hear this audio that I'm about to

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<v Speaker 3>play a second, it's almost like a full on psychotic episode.

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<v Speaker 3>She started screaming in a man's face, and eventually someone

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<v Speaker 3>had to smack her to calm her down, and then

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<v Speaker 3>eventually they got her into a headlock and had to

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<v Speaker 3>restrain her for a couple of hours. There were kids

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<v Speaker 3>on that flight who would have been terrified and also

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<v Speaker 3>disappointed that they're not going to water Bomb Park for

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<v Speaker 3>another twenty four hours. This is what the woman sounded

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<v Speaker 3>like on the plane.

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<v Speaker 2>Do not I will not this Julia vibes about everything.

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<v Speaker 6>I will not be lectured about sexism and misogyny.

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<v Speaker 1>By this man. I will not not now, not ever,

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<v Speaker 1>I will not do not. Um.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but pretty scary for those people on board that flight.

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<v Speaker 1>Someone wrote on social media who was on the plane.

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<v Speaker 3>A woman went loopy and banged on the cockpit door

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<v Speaker 3>because she thought someone stole her phone. Yeah, that's what

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<v Speaker 3>the captain's done. The captain is just pocketed an iPhone fifteen?

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<v Speaker 2>Or is it. I'm going to tell I'm going to

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<v Speaker 2>tell on you. I'm going to tell the captain Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and he's going to park the plane and then come

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<v Speaker 2>sort it out.

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<v Speaker 3>This is my question that hazy when something like this happens.

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<v Speaker 3>Why do they always turn back, Like, why can't they

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<v Speaker 3>land in Alice Springs, get her off, let the cops

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<v Speaker 3>deal with her there, and then people the other one

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<v Speaker 3>hundred and whatever people on the plane can carry on

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<v Speaker 3>and enjoy their holiday.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm not so. I'm not sure it's as easy

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<v Speaker 2>as just.

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<v Speaker 1>Sort of you've never been a.

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<v Speaker 2>Pilot looking the plane down to Alice just dropping her off?

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<v Speaker 3>Why not. It's like when you're in an uber and

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<v Speaker 3>someone feels a bit sick, Just drop him off in

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<v Speaker 3>his place and then I'll keep going and enjoy the

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<v Speaker 3>night out.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't imagine how frustrating that would be. Yeah, if

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<v Speaker 2>you're sitting I don't know, ten rows back and all

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<v Speaker 2>this sudden like, oh, by the way, we have to

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<v Speaker 2>turn this flight around for one person.

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<v Speaker 3>If you go back and have a listen to that

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<v Speaker 3>audio one more time, you can just hear some random

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<v Speaker 3>blow yelling out shut up, have a listen.

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<v Speaker 2>Right towards and he's had enough extension as well. He's

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<v Speaker 2>about to go God, I'm on get it off.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, honestly, some serious mental health issues going on there.

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<v Speaker 3>So let's hope that person is okay. But more importantly,

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<v Speaker 3>let's hope that all those people that have been inconvenience

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<v Speaker 3>actually get on their holiday. D rescheduled the flight for

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<v Speaker 3>ten ocle it this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, and they drink a heap of bin tangs and

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<v Speaker 2>get really really pinky. They don't read the sun.

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<v Speaker 3>If they don't come back with the Southern Cross tattoo

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<v Speaker 3>on their shoulder.

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<v Speaker 1>Then well that's on them, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 2>Properly?

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<v Speaker 3>News?

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<v Speaker 2>JJ you mentioned just before what big news in the

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<v Speaker 2>AFL will we knew it was coming, but Tasmania is

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<v Speaker 2>now official, the Tasmania Devils. It's nice.

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<v Speaker 1>Are they joining next year?

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<v Speaker 7>Year up?

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<v Speaker 2>Twenty eighth?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, a long time?

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<v Speaker 2>So people like, what's going on with the stadium. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>they've got a few years to be in the stadium.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. But also they've just announced the name in the logo.

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<v Speaker 3>What are you twenty twenty four years before the fact.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's almost like launching an Olympic Games.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah goodness.

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<v Speaker 2>And the other thing that was coming out as well

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<v Speaker 2>is just a membership that's sparking already. Is it really good?

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<v Speaker 2>This isn't going to be a big slow build and

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<v Speaker 2>this is what the AFL's going for. It's not going

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<v Speaker 2>to be a slow build up with the same Gold

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<v Speaker 2>Coast and particularly WS, but they're trying to tap into

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<v Speaker 2>the heartland of different sport. This is going down to

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<v Speaker 2>your neck of the woods. Yeah, well you guys tell

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<v Speaker 2>us back in the day mad for Ifel.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, absolutely love it down there.

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<v Speaker 3>I do question and wonder obviously North Melbourne play out

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<v Speaker 3>of lawn Sesteon. Why is it known when they're like

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<v Speaker 3>when North Melbourne played down in lawn system, why is

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<v Speaker 3>there no one in the stadium because.

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<v Speaker 2>The kangaroo suck?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that it? That's a good point. It is a

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<v Speaker 2>good point and I thought that before. You're like, well

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<v Speaker 2>this is a bit of a test market. It's like

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<v Speaker 2>Hawthorne being North Melbourne. No one's there.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's like this stage is supposed to be footy

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<v Speaker 3>mad where are you all?

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm well.

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<v Speaker 3>Qualified to say as someone who spent ten years and

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<v Speaker 3>Hobart as a child, there ain't much else to do. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>that's very very true unless you want to go to

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<v Speaker 3>the ice skating rink and that ain't much good either anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>With the Jack Juppers though, yeah, absolutely going off.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah that will They're good, yeah, aren't they?

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway? We've got plenty of time to prepare for the

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<v Speaker 2>Tasmania Devils, but very big news in the AFL world.

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<v Speaker 2>That's our post at Snooze News. Next, do you feel

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<v Speaker 2>like dropping the first question for the six fifteen VENU machine?

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<v Speaker 1>Quay you try and stop me over there?

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<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't dare. You're a really proud pet owner, aren't you? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Almost too proud something.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh have you met Sydney?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I have met Sid. Remember the time that she

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<v Speaker 2>dropped her off for a couple of hours while you

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<v Speaker 2>guys went and did somebody at the entertainment center and

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<v Speaker 2>I was working. Yeah, Luckily Sid can't talk. Otherwise she'd

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<v Speaker 2>tell you that I had to put a muzzle on it.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, it's a little toy kavoodle, the bigger than her

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<v Speaker 3>whole body.

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<v Speaker 2>She whined the whole time, did she? And you're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>she's fine, she'd be fine.

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<v Speaker 3>I did think she would be fine, Otherwise I wouldn't

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<v Speaker 3>have made you pet sit at work.

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<v Speaker 1>However, did she pull on the carpet?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think so. Wish she was it? Well, did

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<v Speaker 2>you think that was coming out?

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<v Speaker 3>So there's a few people around at seven that I

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<v Speaker 3>instructed her to maybe dumb one on their desk, But

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<v Speaker 3>anyway she.

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<v Speaker 2>Might have it might still be their own small dog.

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<v Speaker 2>At this one and ten. Dog parents believe they should

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<v Speaker 2>receive paternity leave that would give them leave entitlements similar

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<v Speaker 2>to maternity or paternity leave.

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<v Speaker 1>So if they have a new puppy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, all sorts of different things, so the kind of

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<v Speaker 2>leave pet homes where they should be entitled to. The

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<v Speaker 2>study found fifty six percent should not have to take

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<v Speaker 2>out their annual leave to take their dog to the vet.

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<v Speaker 2>Forty percent said they will take time off to care

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<v Speaker 2>for their sick pets at home, while over half reckon

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<v Speaker 2>they should get leave for compassionate leave to agrieve the

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<v Speaker 2>loss of their pet. That one I agree with.

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<v Speaker 3>That one. That one I could because having a pet

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<v Speaker 3>when it passes is like, you know, it's some people's children, really,

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<v Speaker 3>isn't it. So I can understand the grief there.

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<v Speaker 2>It absolutely sucks.

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<v Speaker 3>However, to have time off to take your pet to

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<v Speaker 3>the vet.

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<v Speaker 1>That's up there with like going to the.

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<v Speaker 3>Dentist or all those little mundane things that you have

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<v Speaker 3>to do.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just part of life. Andrewpays what you.

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<v Speaker 2>Do on at the dentist, all right. The Wisdom Teeth out,

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<v Speaker 2>oh boy.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh boy, didn't hear about it when you were yours out?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I had about six eight of them out at

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<v Speaker 2>Wisdom Teeth in there produce a zoe. You're a former

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<v Speaker 2>pet owner and had several dogs.

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<v Speaker 8>Yes, I've always had dogs my whole life, and I

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<v Speaker 8>don't at the moment, and the pretty much the main

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<v Speaker 8>reason is that I wouldn't be able to take time

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<v Speaker 8>off work to look after the dog without chewing into

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<v Speaker 8>manual leave, which I'm not going to do because I'm

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<v Speaker 8>having a hot.

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<v Speaker 5>Girl summer in Europe.

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<v Speaker 8>So like, if I had the access to paternity leave,

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<v Speaker 8>maybe I would get a pet.

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<v Speaker 5>But I don't think that it should be.

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<v Speaker 2>Like a thing.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't think that everyone should be entitled to it.

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<v Speaker 5>That's ridiculous. It's a choice to get a pet.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, let's get everyone up to speed here, classic

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<v Speaker 3>breakup Zoe.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm having a hot girls summer in year Europe summer.

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<v Speaker 8>But if I wasn't going to Europe, I would get

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<v Speaker 8>the dog and I would take my annual leave to

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<v Speaker 8>have maybe.

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<v Speaker 5>A week with the dog to help get them a

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<v Speaker 5>with the home.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if this is because I grew up

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<v Speaker 2>on the farm where.

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<v Speaker 1>The kids come and go on.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, some of the sheep dogs had to be

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<v Speaker 2>lives up there around the sheep, tied up and chewing

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<v Speaker 2>on power meaty bites and just fill up the water

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<v Speaker 2>and they sort of go and do their own thing. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so much extra loving, if you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>But you don't have to be with your pet twenty

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<v Speaker 2>four hours a day.

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<v Speaker 8>But when they're little bobies and you've got to help

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<v Speaker 8>them lane around the house.

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<v Speaker 3>Well I get that because they say, like, you get

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<v Speaker 3>them after eight weeks, right, and then they say that

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<v Speaker 3>you shouldn't leave them home alone. So I sort of

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<v Speaker 3>understand people wanting that. But because you've got a new dog,

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<v Speaker 3>should you have time off work? Not sorry to be

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<v Speaker 3>Devil's advocate here, No.

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<v Speaker 8>You're right, you're not entitled to it. I would absolutely

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<v Speaker 8>take it if I was.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I just say, from my perspective to any of

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<v Speaker 2>you guys working in this team, if anyone has even

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<v Speaker 2>half a day off for paternity league, particularly you Jerdey,

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<v Speaker 2>you with that absolute flea of a thing, which I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not even sure is a genuine dog. Oh wow, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not even sure under that half killer of fluff there's

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<v Speaker 2>actually a wow.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I hope Sidney's not listening this morning because she's

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<v Speaker 3>at home in the fetal position in the corner on

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<v Speaker 3>her new pet bed.

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<v Speaker 2>You are mean, was she going to do lick my finger?

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<v Speaker 2>If you're taking time off for anything except the griever

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<v Speaker 2>loss of Sid. Yep, then we can't be friends anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>Very good, I'll take it.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, this is interesting now thirteen twenty four to ten,

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<v Speaker 3>we've got a phone call from Sid from Saint Peter's.

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<v Speaker 3>Sid's got some kind words for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Ready, whating Sid? Act?

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<v Speaker 3>No, this is Sid, since saying oh hoo, SID does

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<v Speaker 3>not talk like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, actually SID doesn't talk at alls?

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<v Speaker 2>Are we yeah? She talks like that. I changed my mind.

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<v Speaker 2>There will be no grieving process. A woman exploited a

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<v Speaker 2>pump glitch from November twenty twenty two to June twenty

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<v Speaker 2>twenty three in order just to get herself a whole

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<v Speaker 2>heap of free petrol.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait that over six months.

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<v Speaker 2>Over six months around that time, a petrol station had

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<v Speaker 2>updated its pumped software, inadvertently introducing a glitch that enabled

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<v Speaker 2>customers to swipe their rewards card twice, which triggered a

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<v Speaker 2>demo mode, and then when the demo mode's on, you

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<v Speaker 2>just go back. So it allowed individuals to pump petrol

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<v Speaker 2>without payment. So allegedly, this particular woman took advantage of

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<v Speaker 2>this floor. She took twenty six thous liters totally nearly

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<v Speaker 2>forty five thousand dollars over spare of just over six months. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>flights to.

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<v Speaker 1>Her, I don't want to put your spreading.

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<v Speaker 3>What happens when you hit demo modes, just like some

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<v Speaker 3>free little bit of petrol.

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<v Speaker 1>And she just kept doing it.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, small little glitch, Oh my goodness, and she sees

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<v Speaker 2>her opportunity. Unfortunately she was caught on camera and she's

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<v Speaker 2>been charged with the account of theft for something over

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<v Speaker 2>five thousand dollars, so she's in all sorts of strife.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 3>Can I digress for one moment? How good does it

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<v Speaker 3>feel when you go to get your pet and we

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<v Speaker 3>have diesel on our car and yeah, and you go

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<v Speaker 3>from normal rate and you press the flow rate switch

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<v Speaker 3>and it.

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<v Speaker 1>Goes like bang, sleuper fast, real quick. It's the best

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<v Speaker 1>thing ever.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you filling up a big truck?

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<v Speaker 1>A No, it's just a full wheel drive. It's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>A family car.

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<v Speaker 2>You got somewhere to beat it settled down? Ye? When

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<v Speaker 2>did you cheat the system?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what? And we're not encouraging fraudulent behavior,

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<v Speaker 2>but sometimes see, you've just got to stick up for

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<v Speaker 2>the little guys. And it's not easy. Cost of living,

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<v Speaker 2>it's really really hard.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're definitely not encouraging that.

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<v Speaker 3>But if you too make it to air, you will

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<v Speaker 3>be in this tam by loast for first guys from Vivia.

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<v Speaker 2>Gay, would you believe it? Joe's could you possibly believe this?

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<v Speaker 2>But unfortunately, across the journey, several little opportunities I've taken

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<v Speaker 2>where I've really cheated the system.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, go on.

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<v Speaker 2>Then I'd say my biggest one was and I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>know that I was doing it, but I kind of did.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So this is when I was playing for Centrals and

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<v Speaker 2>we'd get paid in two lump sums for match payments. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>at the same time I was at UNI, so I

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<v Speaker 2>was on uth louts. And what Center would say to

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<v Speaker 2>you is you need to declare your payments each and

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<v Speaker 2>every week if you're getting paid from somewhere else. And

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<v Speaker 2>I'd say, well, I can't do that because I haven't

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<v Speaker 2>been paid.

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<v Speaker 1>Ye or you when you get two big ones twice years.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So I'd say, look, I'll let you know when

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<v Speaker 2>it happens, but in the meantime, I can't give you

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<v Speaker 2>information that doesn't exist. So true, mate, but I knew

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<v Speaker 2>I knew what was going on. I knew I was

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<v Speaker 2>getting paid more than I should.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, right, so.

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<v Speaker 2>I did claim ignorant. But what happened was a little

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<v Speaker 2>bill turned up the mail and I owed centrally fifteen thousand.

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<v Speaker 2>I managed to work them down to nine grand, but

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<v Speaker 2>I had to pay it back.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh did you feel sick?

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<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you what. For a moment there I was king, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>absolutely king. Oh yeah, you think of a poor UNI student,

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<v Speaker 2>not may No, I was going out for dinner at

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<v Speaker 2>least once every two weeks.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, godness, meet a little bit of coming

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<v Speaker 3>at you though, thirteen twenty four ten. Let's do this

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<v Speaker 3>this morning. When did you manage to cheat the system

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<v Speaker 3>or rut the system?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, we'll take your cause confidence. We can keep

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<v Speaker 2>you confidential.

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<v Speaker 1>Two you well, you can absolutely be anonymous.

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<v Speaker 2>Or celebrate it. Why not?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, hang on the ATOS online.

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<v Speaker 2>One, you're a better person for.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to speak to you, Andrew Hayes.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, no cause at this moment, except for your calling

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<v Speaker 2>for a different thing. Unless you're the ATO, do not

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<v Speaker 2>call us. We want to talk about someone who may

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<v Speaker 2>or may not just sort of flirt around the system

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<v Speaker 2>when it comes to buying grocery items. Let's call her.

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<v Speaker 2>For confidentiality reasons, let's call her Zoe t that's a

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<v Speaker 2>bit obvious. Let's call her z Twidell.

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<v Speaker 1>It's good.

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<v Speaker 3>No one will ever guess.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, for legal reasons. Is it's just a joke.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, but complete mirth.

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<v Speaker 8>I think you know, in cost of living, it's ridiculous,

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<v Speaker 8>the big swoop markets that are stealing from us. I

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<v Speaker 8>think there is no harm in putting avocados through is

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<v Speaker 8>potentially a brown onion. Oh you know, I'm not saying

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<v Speaker 8>I've ever done it. I never would, how awful. But

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<v Speaker 8>I'm just saying there's no harm in.

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<v Speaker 3>It if potentially you were to be tempted to do

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<v Speaker 3>which I would never, which you would never. There's video cameras.

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<v Speaker 3>Now your face is like there, do you know what's

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<v Speaker 3>staring back? The ultimate excuse? I get up at four am.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm exhausted. I wasn't paying attention, so I let me

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<v Speaker 3>go again.

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<v Speaker 2>I put through that thirty six inch t aldi. I

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<v Speaker 2>put it through as a potato. Oh so tired. How

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<v Speaker 2>could I possibly make that stuff?

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<v Speaker 9>Hey?

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, you laugh, But when you're saving twen dollars on groceries.

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<v Speaker 8>But I'm telling you again very hypothetical.

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<v Speaker 2>We're just saying you could, yeah, hypothetically speaking as well jokes.

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<v Speaker 2>If I was to know someone by the name of

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<v Speaker 2>let's just call him Andrew as well back in the day,

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<v Speaker 2>and maybe he would go to some sports stores in

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<v Speaker 2>Sydney and just flick over the stickers. Between the little

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<v Speaker 2>kids Sharon and a genuine Sharon is about one hundred

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<v Speaker 2>dollars difference. And because particularly in Sydney, they have no

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<v Speaker 2>idea about AFL, they'd be like, yeah, cool, take that through,

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<v Speaker 2>and then when you do get busted, you'd say, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I thought that was a bit cheap, crazy, what a steal.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not one hundred dollars cheap crazy, You're crazy. Never

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<v Speaker 2>just move on to.

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<v Speaker 1>Work out who I'm working with at the moment. Who

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<v Speaker 1>are these people I don't know?

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<v Speaker 5>Thank god it's not Andrew and Zoe from back at

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<v Speaker 5>that time.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go to Ashley. Good morning ash When did you

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<v Speaker 1>check the system well anymore?

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<v Speaker 7>I'm not saying I overdid it, but I was showing

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<v Speaker 7>when I was about ten how to get free phone

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<v Speaker 7>calls from pay phones. Yeah, putting a store into the

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<v Speaker 7>top of the coin dispensing area and the money would

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<v Speaker 7>pot back out heavy pageous it was for an emergency,

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<v Speaker 7>like because I was just in case I.

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<v Speaker 2>Thought you said it wasn't you, Ash.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if this is really unfair and judgmental

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<v Speaker 3>of me, but I'm going to run with it anyway.

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<v Speaker 3>What about when you see people using a public phone booth? Now,

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<v Speaker 3>I just go, what are you up to? What are

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<v Speaker 3>you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>We're are the public phone boots by the way.

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<v Speaker 1>One outside the Avenue shopping center.

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<v Speaker 5>There is, and there's one right near our house in

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<v Speaker 5>Brompton as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah they're free, Yeah, there, absolutely free.

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<v Speaker 3>I love how you just sit at our house like

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<v Speaker 3>you lived together, you know, sorry, contacts with live near

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<v Speaker 3>each other mean that weird?

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<v Speaker 2>There you go. Thank you for every goot involved this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course, your secret is completely safe with us.

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<v Speaker 3>And I look forward to you going home to Kara

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<v Speaker 3>saying Zoe's moving in.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh. Yes, this is just such an anxiety feeled little

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<v Speaker 2>piece of fun we like to call.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes.

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<v Speaker 3>I just cradled your face and I looked you in

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<v Speaker 3>the eye and I said, just play nicely please.

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<v Speaker 2>And I said, what do you mean by that? Are

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<v Speaker 2>you saying I'm some kind of obnoxious absolute wanker in

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<v Speaker 2>this face. Yes, you didn't say that, but I could

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<v Speaker 2>feel it.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, I said yes, And then everyone noted in

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<v Speaker 3>agreement are.

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<v Speaker 2>Nodding or shagging your head. Guys, Oh you're not? Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>Cool?

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<v Speaker 2>So it's me it's a will Yeah, great, how it works.

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<v Speaker 3>To no hits that have been orchestralized. And we've got

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<v Speaker 3>two plays this morning, producers, so welcome to the studio.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you. We've got Phil from Gawler on Team Hazy.

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<v Speaker 2>Today for that. Let's go, let's go feel thing.

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<v Speaker 5>Team Jones have got Christie from Dovergarden. Christie, good morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you not going good?

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<v Speaker 6>Now?

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<v Speaker 3>There's more brother with children in fourth?

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<v Speaker 1>Who is that Christie?

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<v Speaker 2>That's my daughter Georgia. So Christy, what happens if Jody

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't win? We're not.

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<v Speaker 8>This could just be fun. It doesn't have to be

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<v Speaker 8>so anxiety.

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<v Speaker 2>And for the two of you, I agree Jody makes

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<v Speaker 2>it that way though you.

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<v Speaker 3>Christie's poor child won't get fast past her if I lose.

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<v Speaker 2>Just to be questions trying to get to know Christie,

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<v Speaker 2>very goodness, exactly what's on the line here?

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<v Speaker 3>All right?

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<v Speaker 8>Same as it was best of three, Big deep Breaths.

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<v Speaker 8>Song number one, Place here we Go.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I've got it, Hazy, go on. That would

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<v Speaker 2>be It's Moley Cyrus song Name Flowers.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, my name, And it's like you buzzed in so

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<v Speaker 3>early and brought yourself so much time that I naughty.

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<v Speaker 2>Usually Yeah, I just had to establish some things. I

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<v Speaker 2>knew exactly what was going on.

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<v Speaker 3>You just had to establish the name and the arts.

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<v Speaker 1>I get it. I understand.

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<v Speaker 5>I won't let that slide. Next time. It needs to

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<v Speaker 5>be name is your buzzer?

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<v Speaker 8>You know what do you What do you mean that

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<v Speaker 8>you need to say hazy and continue the game.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, how long have you got?

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<v Speaker 5>How long you?

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<v Speaker 2>Hell?

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<v Speaker 3>Love?

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<v Speaker 2>You got what you say?

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<v Speaker 5>Your name once you take but you went. I think

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<v Speaker 5>I've got this. Everyone stop and look at me. Listen

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<v Speaker 5>to me.

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<v Speaker 8>I think I've got thank you all right.

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<v Speaker 5>Song number two, dramatic question.

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<v Speaker 2>It is Disney.

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<v Speaker 10>Help Jody gym Class Heroes.

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<v Speaker 5>No, it's not, it's not.

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<v Speaker 2>It's weirdest.

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<v Speaker 8>Just you class hero Joke's a valiant effort, but it's

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<v Speaker 8>a clean sweet for Hazy, which means that filthy Peel's

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<v Speaker 8>got the.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's up to you, Phil, it's up to you, Phil.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you want us to play the last song as well? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Why, Look, we'll feel complained. I hate it when you

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<v Speaker 1>do this. Don't do that.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Okay, it's Jody. It's Jody B.

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<v Speaker 5>Phil, Jody B Phil.

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<v Speaker 8>Feel all right, Phil Peel, get ready to buzz in?

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<v Speaker 5>Your name's your buzzer?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, but get ready to say feel filthy?

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<v Speaker 3>Come on?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, that is Jennifer Lopez. Let's get loud.

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<v Speaker 2>She didn't put what do you think? There we go?

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<v Speaker 2>That's a one hundred. All the faster about christ.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well George, feel about for George. She's okay. Everyone's

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<v Speaker 3>on the list for first class. And that's sorry, Christie.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you want to speak to Christie?

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<v Speaker 5>Don't put Christie. She's been throwing off.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like I'm doing the faster past the Walk

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<v Speaker 3>of shame right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Really sure? It is so time for it.

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<v Speaker 5>Let's go, girl.

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<v Speaker 3>And that's all the stuff we talked about offwhere, and

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<v Speaker 3>we think, oh you know what, Bugaret, We're just going

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<v Speaker 3>to talk about it on air. We've got producers Zoe

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<v Speaker 3>with us this morning, Good Morning Newly Single, just preparing

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<v Speaker 3>us so for a hot girl summer in Europe.

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<v Speaker 5>That's right.

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<v Speaker 1>Can't stopped single summer in Europe, that's it? Well, look Europe.

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<v Speaker 3>Normally we have newsreader Abby join us, but she's on

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<v Speaker 3>her sick bed at the moment, so we have producer

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<v Speaker 3>m M mother of one, yes, little Maxie yea engaged

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<v Speaker 3>to be married yeah eventually.

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<v Speaker 6>Anyway, that's another issue that's a.

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<v Speaker 3>Separate So this is the Birthing Sweet edition of chick Chat.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, and I've been pushing this for months, Thank you, ladies,

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<v Speaker 2>that giant. It's finally getting scratched.

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<v Speaker 3>How many things I would like to tell you about

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<v Speaker 3>what actually goes on in the birthing.

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<v Speaker 2>Sweet three times?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah I seen it.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, I know, I've really seen it all. Well, finally enough,

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<v Speaker 8>as the only person in the room without a child,

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<v Speaker 8>I've brought this.

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<v Speaker 5>One this week.

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<v Speaker 8>One of my girlfriends, who I've just recently been away,

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<v Speaker 8>is a midwife. I love having friends that work in

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<v Speaker 8>all sorts of different litle niche healthcare sectors because you

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<v Speaker 8>hear some crazy stories. And she was talking to us

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<v Speaker 8>about the different women she follows for their journeys and

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<v Speaker 8>who they have with them in their birthing suite and

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<v Speaker 8>the range of some people were for like my husband

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<v Speaker 8>will be there and the others absolutely not, don't let

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<v Speaker 8>him in sort of things. So we all got talking

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<v Speaker 8>about when our time comes, because none of the girls

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<v Speaker 8>that were there have had kids yet, who we would have?

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<v Speaker 8>And I was really fascinated. Everyone had really different answers.

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<v Speaker 8>So I don't know I personally would if I could

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<v Speaker 8>only have one person, Yeah, I would kick the man

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<v Speaker 8>out and mum would be in, you know, like that's

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<v Speaker 8>the priority for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's interesting, But I don't know who did you

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<v Speaker 1>guys have.

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<v Speaker 6>I had Michael in there. My mum did ask me

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<v Speaker 6>if she could come in, and I flat out said no, sorry, mum. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>we are very similar and we butt heads. And I'm like,

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<v Speaker 6>at that point of when you know all of that

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<v Speaker 6>is going on, I don't need someone else in there,

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<v Speaker 6>you know, like me. But near the end, I kin'd

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<v Speaker 6>of encount my I only had Michael as my person.

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<v Speaker 6>But then you've got the ob and then you've got midwives,

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<v Speaker 6>and then part way through you know it all happening,

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<v Speaker 6>they're like, oh, do you mind if a student midwife

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<v Speaker 6>comes in. She's about to finish, but she wants to

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<v Speaker 6>see a birth.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, I don't care.

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<v Speaker 6>So I think there are about five people in the end,

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<v Speaker 6>but only Michael.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, well only for three for one of them.

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<v Speaker 3>I had my then husband at the time and my

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<v Speaker 3>mother and my mum and I are really close. But

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<v Speaker 3>at that point I'm with you. I was like, don't

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<v Speaker 3>everyone go away, don't touch me. I think you only

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<v Speaker 3>really want your partner. Skip forward a marriage, and the

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<v Speaker 3>three other children were all caesareans. But something is so

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<v Speaker 3>strange happened to me, death and dying happening the drugs message.

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<v Speaker 2>You're about to say gave birth out of the mouth again.

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<v Speaker 2>That was crazy to reveal that.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, The drugs do something to my head whereby I

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<v Speaker 3>think I'm dying. So as I'm going under and the

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<v Speaker 3>anesthetics hitting me, I say, I start saying my life.

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<v Speaker 3>Every time I start saying my last goodbye.

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<v Speaker 5>Is so traumatic for everyone in the.

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<v Speaker 2>Fascinating and morbid.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so that's I'm like, I love you so much

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<v Speaker 3>and I feel like it's the end. It's weird anyway,

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<v Speaker 3>but it's not the end. It's the birth of new life,

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<v Speaker 3>so let's all be happy.

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<v Speaker 8>But did you just have second Greg for children's Well.

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<v Speaker 3>I certainly didn't have first three DS because that would

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<v Speaker 3>be strange, wouldn't it. So I can I hope my

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<v Speaker 3>ex husband and my new husband.

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<v Speaker 5>What's Colleen aloud?

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<v Speaker 3>What do you think people got confused about the Greg

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<v Speaker 3>I was asking for?

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<v Speaker 2>Next minute, Greg Norman, I've seen three births now and

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<v Speaker 2>oh my gosh, now I feel like I've seen some

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<v Speaker 2>stuff and I made I locked eye contact with Carl

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<v Speaker 2>the whole time. Not because I was grossed out, because

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<v Speaker 2>I was scared that if I saw some things, I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't want to be that guy that takes intentional I

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<v Speaker 2>don't want to be that guy that passes out.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so I.

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<v Speaker 2>Was a little bit scared of saying blood and passing out.

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<v Speaker 2>But I know and I can safely speak, We have

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<v Speaker 2>another conversation. I know if it came down to one

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<v Speaker 2>person being in the room, I do know that car

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<v Speaker 2>Cool choose her moment because Carl's mums are absolute ro

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<v Speaker 2>okay in that situation, and I don't know what I'm

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<v Speaker 2>doing it. One day, Carda was squeezing my hand so

0:30:15.800 --> 0:30:18.440
<v Speaker 2>tightly it was definitely going to break, But I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>want to be like, hey, stop it I'm in pain.

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<v Speaker 2>She was giving birth.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, let's do this this morning, thirteen twenty four. And

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<v Speaker 3>who did you have in your birth?

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<v Speaker 5>And sweet, who's allowed?

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<v Speaker 1>Who was by your side? Who was there? Who witnessed

0:30:32.760 --> 0:30:33.960
<v Speaker 1>the birth of new life?

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<v Speaker 2>And how special were your significant other that's in this process?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean they really knew what they were doing, weren't they?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm joking obviously. Yeah, we don't even know where to look,

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<v Speaker 2>let alone what to do.

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<v Speaker 3>See, I find you highly irritating when I'm not having

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<v Speaker 3>a baby. I can only imagine me in the throes

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<v Speaker 3>of labor having Andrew Hayes right next to me.

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<v Speaker 2>It is super helpful.

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<v Speaker 1>Wuldn't it so far in my birthing?

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<v Speaker 3>Sweet, I've got an next husband, a new husband and

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<v Speaker 3>a co host.

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<v Speaker 2>Must be a big sweat, nice early standing room.

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<v Speaker 10>Now, Hey Jackie, Hey, how you going good?

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<v Speaker 1>Who'd you have?

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<v Speaker 3>Well?

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<v Speaker 11>I only had my husband, my fourteen months old son,

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<v Speaker 11>and my mom. I had no doctors for nothing. He

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<v Speaker 11>burst him at home while I burst him at home.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, so obviously before he could get to the hospital.

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<v Speaker 11>Well, I had no time to get to the hospital. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 11>my husband, go and get in the car, give in

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<v Speaker 11>the cargo. I'm not getting in the car. I'm not

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<v Speaker 11>having this baby on the freeway.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh no.

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<v Speaker 11>I put myself up on the bed and three pushes later,

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<v Speaker 11>I told him out.

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<v Speaker 5>He was there.

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<v Speaker 2>So did he did the natural instincts just kick in?

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<v Speaker 2>Or did your husband actually a little bit know what

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<v Speaker 2>to do.

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<v Speaker 11>My husband couldn't even watch er, so yeah, he grossed

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<v Speaker 11>out by everything. He has the nickname doc now. So yeah, No,

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<v Speaker 11>I couldn't do anything.

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<v Speaker 6>Couldn't do.

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<v Speaker 11>He did, he performed, he did well. But yeah, all

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<v Speaker 11>I kept I was saying was wash your.

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<v Speaker 12>Hand, Wash your hand, Jackie.

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<v Speaker 3>You said, like everyone's seen that video, I reckon it's

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<v Speaker 3>Courtney Kardashian who sits up and pulls out her own baby.

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<v Speaker 1>Was that your situation?

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<v Speaker 11>Well, that's exactly what I did, because he thought he

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<v Speaker 11>was stuck, and I'm going, he's not stuck. I need

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<v Speaker 11>to push. So I grabbed him by under my under

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<v Speaker 11>his arms, and with one push she was out. So

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<v Speaker 11>it was all over and done with within fifteen minutes.

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<v Speaker 3>That is incredible, Well done, Jackie, Jackie, she's married to McDreamy.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go to Jess, who was in the birthing.

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<v Speaker 9>Sweet Jess, Hi, So I had three birth Yeah. My

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<v Speaker 9>first birth was to my ex husband. I had him,

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<v Speaker 9>my mum and my mother in law in the room.

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<v Speaker 9>The second birth, I had my ex husband and my mother.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 9>And then my last my current partner unfortunately got food poisoning,

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<v Speaker 9>so he was faith home and my mum.

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<v Speaker 2>Was in the room faith time.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah. So he came in to visit me the night

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<v Speaker 9>before and he had Hungry Jack's for dinner, and yeah,

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<v Speaker 9>got food poisoning when he was in bed. Wow, by

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<v Speaker 9>faith time.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the new age, isn't it. Say everything's done online

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<v Speaker 2>these days.

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<v Speaker 3>How old is your third baby now, Jess, he's almost three.

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<v Speaker 1>I love that he grabs an iPad and he's like, ah,

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<v Speaker 1>so I came out.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you just rotate that onto landscape mode?

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<v Speaker 5>Please?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's incredible. Thank you, Jess.

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<v Speaker 9>You're welcome.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, Courtney, who was in the.

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<v Speaker 12>So my first child, I was quite young. I was

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<v Speaker 12>only twenty years old, and I have a very close family,

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<v Speaker 12>like immediate family. So I had my sister, my mom,

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<v Speaker 12>my dad, my partner, and then my partner decided he

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<v Speaker 12>was going to invite his best friend in at the

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<v Speaker 12>last minute. Then I had his best friend in as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Stop it.

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<v Speaker 6>Was to.

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<v Speaker 2>Stop it as a best friend who wants to be

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<v Speaker 2>in that situation.

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<v Speaker 12>He brought a Porto's. He's like, I brought food, and

0:34:09.600 --> 0:34:14.600
<v Speaker 12>I'm like, I'm you know about but I don't say.

0:34:14.880 --> 0:34:16.680
<v Speaker 12>I didn't care who was really in the room. I

0:34:16.760 --> 0:34:17.839
<v Speaker 12>just wanted the child out.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my goodness, there you go.

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah, yeah, I had every wrong.

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<v Speaker 3>So your husband's best mates you have trouble looking him

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<v Speaker 3>in the eye now, or.

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<v Speaker 1>We're all cool and we're all cool.

0:34:29.120 --> 0:34:31.640
<v Speaker 12>Like he was pretty respectful. He was like he walked

0:34:31.680 --> 0:34:34.719
<v Speaker 12>in and didn't realize it was like crunch time. But

0:34:35.000 --> 0:34:37.360
<v Speaker 12>he yeah, he was like, I'm gonna sit at the table,

0:34:37.480 --> 0:34:39.759
<v Speaker 12>and he just went and you know, sat down at

0:34:39.760 --> 0:34:42.480
<v Speaker 12>the table. But yeah, we just laugh about it.

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<v Speaker 3>Now.

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<v Speaker 1>Could we just get this straight.

0:34:44.239 --> 0:34:48.080
<v Speaker 3>Your husband's best friend was sitting at the hospital table

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<v Speaker 3>eating a Porto's as you're giving birth.

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<v Speaker 12>Correct ask if I wanted a new chip?

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<v Speaker 2>What about Courtney? When you're pushing out the baby and

0:34:56.640 --> 0:34:59.360
<v Speaker 2>you're in all sorts of pain and he's like ah ah,

0:34:59.520 --> 0:35:00.879
<v Speaker 2>and then the doc like, is everything okay?

0:35:00.920 --> 0:35:01.080
<v Speaker 3>There?

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<v Speaker 2>Mane's like, oh sorry, beit too much spicy sawce My bond.

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<v Speaker 12>He wasn't the problem. He was quite supportive. It was

0:35:08.040 --> 0:35:10.319
<v Speaker 12>my partner that was not doing so well.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow. Wait cost of thousands, Courtney, You're a very tolerant woman.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm Coordinay, well done, thanks guys, thank you,

0:35:20.360 --> 0:35:22.400
<v Speaker 1>thank you for all those calls. Wow, oh my god.

0:35:22.440 --> 0:35:24.640
<v Speaker 3>Can you imagine if Courtney won it and her husband

0:35:24.680 --> 0:35:26.839
<v Speaker 3>would be like, oh can I just can my best

0:35:26.840 --> 0:35:29.719
<v Speaker 3>mate just come and sit in my lap on your lab?

0:35:29.880 --> 0:35:33.839
<v Speaker 2>It's all good day. He's bringing a porter. We're going

0:35:33.920 --> 0:35:39.520
<v Speaker 2>back in town on this daisy. Yeah, Tuesday, sweety by.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's take a little trip down memory lane show. We

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<v Speaker 2>just inject you with a hot syrup of knowledge so

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<v Speaker 2>that you can work yourself up to a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>fun facts to share with your friends and family.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, you're going to be the hit of the party.

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<v Speaker 2>Nineteenth of March. Let's go back to nineteen fifty five.

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<v Speaker 2>The great Bruce Willis was born in Germany. He's sixty

0:35:57.960 --> 0:35:59.000
<v Speaker 2>nine years old today.

0:35:59.280 --> 0:36:01.680
<v Speaker 3>Went on to Stay and one of the greatest movies

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<v Speaker 3>of all time, and that is die Hard and die

0:36:03.680 --> 0:36:04.080
<v Speaker 3>Hard too.

0:36:04.200 --> 0:36:07.840
<v Speaker 2>What career though, and how iconic I know? Bruce Willis

0:36:08.440 --> 0:36:10.560
<v Speaker 2>the ultimate tough men. I think Bruce Willis. I think

0:36:10.640 --> 0:36:13.880
<v Speaker 2>Jason stayed them. Yeah, guys like that. Yeah, and just big,

0:36:13.960 --> 0:36:15.640
<v Speaker 2>big energy with no hair.

0:36:15.760 --> 0:36:18.680
<v Speaker 3>And then also I love how he stayed such good

0:36:18.719 --> 0:36:19.960
<v Speaker 3>friends with his ex wife Demy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that is nice, it's good. In nineteen thirty two,

0:36:22.239 --> 0:36:24.760
<v Speaker 2>Sydney Harbord Bridge was officially open. What about the stories

0:36:24.800 --> 0:36:28.520
<v Speaker 2>about guys who fell off because they were trying to

0:36:29.560 --> 0:36:32.719
<v Speaker 2>reach their hammer because the hammer went down and it

0:36:32.719 --> 0:36:35.799
<v Speaker 2>broke the surface of the water. They survived. Yeah, right,

0:36:35.880 --> 0:36:37.520
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if that's actually a true story, but

0:36:37.680 --> 0:36:38.839
<v Speaker 2>I've heard that several times.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never heard that before.

0:36:40.160 --> 0:36:42.640
<v Speaker 3>I have heard the one where you like literally paint

0:36:42.680 --> 0:36:44.440
<v Speaker 3>it from one end to the other and then because

0:36:44.920 --> 0:36:45.760
<v Speaker 3>it took so long.

0:36:45.680 --> 0:36:47.200
<v Speaker 1>You've got to go back straight away.

0:36:47.239 --> 0:36:50.520
<v Speaker 2>Oh wow. Yeah, what a cycle that is, isn't it. Yeah.

0:36:50.600 --> 0:36:52.120
<v Speaker 2>The painters know exactly what they're doing.

0:36:52.160 --> 0:36:54.719
<v Speaker 3>The painters like, we'll finish this guy's another day or

0:36:54.760 --> 0:36:55.880
<v Speaker 3>so and we're done.

0:36:56.120 --> 0:36:59.360
<v Speaker 2>There's what guys, We're turning around doing it all again.

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<v Speaker 2>Perful for you though, guys, isn't it. Yeah. Two thousand

0:37:02.200 --> 0:37:05.360
<v Speaker 2>and six, Comoneth Games commenced in Melbourne, Australia ended up

0:37:05.400 --> 0:37:07.000
<v Speaker 2>on top of the metal tittle with two hundred and

0:37:07.040 --> 0:37:09.640
<v Speaker 2>twenty one medals eighty four gold, sixty nine silver and

0:37:09.719 --> 0:37:11.880
<v Speaker 2>sixty eight bronze. And then it kind of got to

0:37:11.880 --> 0:37:15.160
<v Speaker 2>the stage where it's like, are we into the Golm Games?

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<v Speaker 3>Like what's Yeah, it's kind of it's lost its shine,

0:37:18.920 --> 0:37:20.040
<v Speaker 3>hasn't it just a little wit?

0:37:20.239 --> 0:37:23.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? And then no one wants it, so I can't

0:37:23.600 --> 0:37:24.400
<v Speaker 1>give that thing away.

0:37:24.920 --> 0:37:26.120
<v Speaker 2>Jee, we should host.

0:37:25.880 --> 0:37:29.759
<v Speaker 3>It, as in you and I want what madele action?

0:37:30.120 --> 0:37:30.839
<v Speaker 2>You do it at your house?

0:37:30.880 --> 0:37:31.160
<v Speaker 3>Are ry?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not space in my hand.

0:37:32.480 --> 0:37:34.319
<v Speaker 1>I thought if anyone was going to put their hand up,

0:37:34.400 --> 0:37:35.000
<v Speaker 1>what do they Malley?

0:37:35.080 --> 0:37:37.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly. If Malee doesn't want it, no one wants

0:37:37.560 --> 0:37:39.720
<v Speaker 2>it's not to be had. No, you put it that way,

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<v Speaker 2>and I once wrong. On March nineteenth and twenty seventeen,

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<v Speaker 2>Can't stop this Feeling by Justin Timberlake Absolute banger