Speaker 1: Day hazy. It's the one thing everyone sees before you die.
Speaker 2: Oh I love this stuff. So that's the question, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Obviously there's a lot of speculation.
Speaker 3: There's the one theory that you see your entire life
Speaker 3: flashing before your eyes. There's one theory that says you
Speaker 3: see a bright white light and someone's sort of beckoning
Speaker 3: for you come hither, or a complete out of body experience.
Speaker 1: There's just a few options.
Speaker 2: Would say out of body does that meaning like you're
Speaker 2: looking at yourself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're looking down at yourself.
Speaker 2: Sort of hovering above yourself.
Speaker 1: You'd be shureless, put a shirt on.
Speaker 2: Is that what I look like? I'd be floating above myself,
Speaker 2: going oh wow, you are balding.
Speaker 1: So I guess the thing is you'll never know.
Speaker 3: The only thing that we truly know is from people
Speaker 3: who have nearly died and come back to life. My
Speaker 3: understanding just from reading about this stuff is nine times
Speaker 3: out of ten they say they see the white light.
Speaker 3: But there's a hospice nurse called Julie McFadden from la
Speaker 3: and she's taken to TikTok, the most reliable of medical platforms.
Speaker 3: To say, of all her experiences. She has had the
Speaker 3: majority of patients who she's held their hand before they've
Speaker 3: died as they enter their final days, and this is
Speaker 3: what happens, according to her, a month before they're about
Speaker 3: to shuffle off their mortal coil, someone comes to visit.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 4: Most people will start talking or seeing dead relatives, dead
Speaker 4: loved ones, dead friends, dead.
Speaker 1: Pets before their day.
Speaker 5: And it's not like break before their day.
Speaker 4: It's usually about a month before their day, very alert
Speaker 4: and oriented and clearly speaking and seeing someone who has
Speaker 4: already died.
Speaker 2: I said to you about two or three weeks ago,
Speaker 2: I had to dream about my dead dog.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, you did that.
Speaker 2: I saw her randomly, someone else had my dog was
Speaker 2: walking down the street and was stopped and I said
Speaker 2: a loo to it. It was definitely my dog.
Speaker 1: Hang on, hangover war Wall. How many weeks ago is this?
Speaker 2: Wait, I'm not raising it, three hundreds?
Speaker 3: How many weeks ago did you dream about seeing Indiana
Speaker 3: who died a couple of months ago?
Speaker 2: It was about two or three weeks ago.
Speaker 1: Whah, you had a week left?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, make sure we give away a first class
Speaker 3: and fifty K before you go, because I don't want
Speaker 3: to have to do that all by.
Speaker 2: Myself, but I ordered to go together around.
Speaker 1: Isn't that bizarre?
Speaker 5: She said?
Speaker 3: Sometimes they see the people in dreams, but sometimes they
Speaker 3: actually see them physically. Isn't that crazy? Can I ask
Speaker 3: you this question? Don't make me regret it, and don't
Speaker 3: make a joke. But what do you think actually happens
Speaker 3: when we die?
Speaker 1: Is that it? Or we've done?
Speaker 2: It's a good question, is it? Because I I don't Yeah,
Speaker 2: obviously I don't know, because I haven't been there and
Speaker 2: come back. But I can't get my head around the
Speaker 2: fact that you don't exist in some sort of space.
Speaker 2: I can't get my head around the fact that that's it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and at least his spirit isn't in some way alive
Speaker 2: and still connected to something. Does that make sense?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: It does.
Speaker 3: And I would hold onto the hope that your spirit
Speaker 3: exists in some form, and also that you'll see other
Speaker 3: people like your children down the track or And I'm
Speaker 3: not ruling out that you don't come back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I reckon.
Speaker 3: Maybe there might be something to reincarnation, But there are
Speaker 3: too many stories in the world about spirits, etc.
Speaker 1: For them not to exist, don't you think?
Speaker 2: Absolutely?
Speaker 3: And we were saying off fair because it got a
Speaker 3: little bit deep, way deeper than we normally get.
Speaker 1: We normally just talking about port and crows on the.
Speaker 2: Weekend, freshets and throwbacks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but we were saying that the very fact that
Speaker 3: we're here and we exist is blows my mind. So
Speaker 3: to say that there's nothing after that and to dismiss
Speaker 3: it just seems completely reductive. There has if we're here
Speaker 3: and we're existing, there has to be something out there
Speaker 3: as well.
Speaker 1: That's my thoughts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well it's very deep, very deep. If you've got
Speaker 2: some thoughts as well, I mean text and through I
Speaker 2: four double nine nine nine on nine. On the flip
Speaker 2: side of that, it would flatten me to find out
Speaker 2: if there were spirits and he went to a different
Speaker 2: place and say I caught up my relatives and their
Speaker 2: first question would be why do you take you get
Speaker 2: closed off completely when you go to the.
Speaker 1: Talk, No, exactly why are you doing that?
Speaker 2: And I have to explain to him the whole situation.
Speaker 3: I do hope my pop George comes to get me though. Also,
Speaker 3: if Indiana was to contact you again before you die,
Speaker 3: which is obviously imminent, I wonder if she's going to
Speaker 3: ask for you to bring some schmackos or.
Speaker 2: I'm going to ask her if she's now continent when
Speaker 2: it comes can do the toilet, She's like, oh no, no, no,
Speaker 2: it's okay. I piss every one Heaven as well.
Speaker 1: Here's what you're waking up to, Adelaide.
Speaker 2: What's the news today?
Speaker 1: My snooze news.
Speaker 3: Our very good friends of the show would be aware
Speaker 3: that we normally go to Abbey in the newsroom right
Speaker 3: about now.
Speaker 1: She's still on the sick list.
Speaker 3: She's not doing well, our little abs, so hopefully she'll
Speaker 3: be back.
Speaker 1: In the next few days or so.
Speaker 2: In good hands, though we've been reliably told because the
Speaker 2: general Yeah, it's actually taken a couple of days off
Speaker 2: working at Saturday, I have a latt day for an
Speaker 2: ad cafe.
Speaker 1: That's our security peacock.
Speaker 3: Everybody who has hooked up with Abby all seems to
Speaker 3: be going well. But the sort of the honeymoon phase married,
Speaker 3: a first sight where you really quite like the person
Speaker 3: you've just married.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, this is webe test because early on, I
Speaker 2: mean there's nothing and I mean this is such a
Speaker 2: beautiful way, but there's not too much section. It's about
Speaker 2: being sick.
Speaker 1: Is that No, there's not.
Speaker 2: So if you can get through that, yeah, then that's
Speaker 2: genuine love.
Speaker 3: Anyway, that's not in the top three things that you
Speaker 3: need to know today. Let's rip into the things that
Speaker 3: are Oh my god, I would be absolutely livid if
Speaker 3: I jumped on a jet Star flight took the family along.
Speaker 3: You're heading to Bali, it's been built up, you're looking
Speaker 3: forward to it, and then three hours into the flight,
Speaker 3: someone decides to go Coco bananas, which is exactly what's
Speaker 3: happened on this jet. Stuff Like from Melbourne to Bali,
Speaker 3: it was forced to take a U turn. It got
Speaker 3: as far as Alice Springs and they're like the captain
Speaker 3: decided to return to Melbourne to get assistance from the
Speaker 3: AFP because this woman lost her damn mind. It's almost
Speaker 3: like when you hear this audio that I'm about to
Speaker 3: play a second, it's almost like a full on psychotic episode.
Speaker 3: She started screaming in a man's face, and eventually someone
Speaker 3: had to smack her to calm her down, and then
Speaker 3: eventually they got her into a headlock and had to
Speaker 3: restrain her for a couple of hours. There were kids
Speaker 3: on that flight who would have been terrified and also
Speaker 3: disappointed that they're not going to water Bomb Park for
Speaker 3: another twenty four hours. This is what the woman sounded
Speaker 3: like on the plane.
Speaker 2: Do not I will not this Julia vibes about everything.
Speaker 6: I will not be lectured about sexism and misogyny.
Speaker 1: By this man. I will not not now, not ever,
Speaker 1: I will not do not. Um.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but pretty scary for those people on board that flight.
Speaker 1: Someone wrote on social media who was on the plane.
Speaker 3: A woman went loopy and banged on the cockpit door
Speaker 3: because she thought someone stole her phone. Yeah, that's what
Speaker 3: the captain's done. The captain is just pocketed an iPhone fifteen?
Speaker 2: Or is it. I'm going to tell I'm going to
Speaker 2: tell on you. I'm going to tell the captain Yeah,
Speaker 2: and he's going to park the plane and then come
Speaker 2: sort it out.
Speaker 3: This is my question that hazy when something like this happens.
Speaker 3: Why do they always turn back, Like, why can't they
Speaker 3: land in Alice Springs, get her off, let the cops
Speaker 3: deal with her there, and then people the other one
Speaker 3: hundred and whatever people on the plane can carry on
Speaker 3: and enjoy their holiday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not so. I'm not sure it's as easy
Speaker 2: as just.
Speaker 1: Sort of you've never been a.
Speaker 2: Pilot looking the plane down to Alice just dropping her off?
Speaker 3: Why not. It's like when you're in an uber and
Speaker 3: someone feels a bit sick, Just drop him off in
Speaker 3: his place and then I'll keep going and enjoy the
Speaker 3: night out.
Speaker 2: I can't imagine how frustrating that would be. Yeah, if
Speaker 2: you're sitting I don't know, ten rows back and all
Speaker 2: this sudden like, oh, by the way, we have to
Speaker 2: turn this flight around for one person.
Speaker 3: If you go back and have a listen to that
Speaker 3: audio one more time, you can just hear some random
Speaker 3: blow yelling out shut up, have a listen.
Speaker 2: Right towards and he's had enough extension as well. He's
Speaker 2: about to go God, I'm on get it off.
Speaker 3: Well, honestly, some serious mental health issues going on there.
Speaker 3: So let's hope that person is okay. But more importantly,
Speaker 3: let's hope that all those people that have been inconvenience
Speaker 3: actually get on their holiday. D rescheduled the flight for
Speaker 3: ten ocle it this morning.
Speaker 2: Yes, and they drink a heap of bin tangs and
Speaker 2: get really really pinky. They don't read the sun.
Speaker 3: If they don't come back with the Southern Cross tattoo
Speaker 3: on their shoulder.
Speaker 1: Then well that's on them, isn't it?
Speaker 2: Properly?
Speaker 3: News?
Speaker 2: JJ you mentioned just before what big news in the
Speaker 2: AFL will we knew it was coming, but Tasmania is
Speaker 2: now official, the Tasmania Devils. It's nice.
Speaker 1: Are they joining next year?
Speaker 7: Year up?
Speaker 2: Twenty eighth?
Speaker 1: Oh wow, a long time?
Speaker 2: So people like, what's going on with the stadium. Well,
Speaker 2: they've got a few years to be in the stadium.
Speaker 3: Yeah. But also they've just announced the name in the logo.
Speaker 3: What are you twenty twenty four years before the fact.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's almost like launching an Olympic Games.
Speaker 1: Yeah goodness.
Speaker 2: And the other thing that was coming out as well
Speaker 2: is just a membership that's sparking already. Is it really good?
Speaker 2: This isn't going to be a big slow build and
Speaker 2: this is what the AFL's going for. It's not going
Speaker 2: to be a slow build up with the same Gold
Speaker 2: Coast and particularly WS, but they're trying to tap into
Speaker 2: the heartland of different sport. This is going down to
Speaker 2: your neck of the woods. Yeah, well you guys tell
Speaker 2: us back in the day mad for Ifel.
Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely love it down there.
Speaker 3: I do question and wonder obviously North Melbourne play out
Speaker 3: of lawn Sesteon. Why is it known when they're like
Speaker 3: when North Melbourne played down in lawn system, why is
Speaker 3: there no one in the stadium because.
Speaker 2: The kangaroo suck?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Is that it? That's a good point. It is a
Speaker 2: good point and I thought that before. You're like, well
Speaker 2: this is a bit of a test market. It's like
Speaker 2: Hawthorne being North Melbourne. No one's there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like this stage is supposed to be footy
Speaker 3: mad where are you all?
Speaker 1: And I'm well.
Speaker 3: Qualified to say as someone who spent ten years and
Speaker 3: Hobart as a child, there ain't much else to do. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's very very true unless you want to go to
Speaker 3: the ice skating rink and that ain't much good either anyway.
Speaker 2: With the Jack Juppers though, yeah, absolutely going off.
Speaker 1: Yeah that will They're good, yeah, aren't they?
Speaker 2: Anyway? We've got plenty of time to prepare for the
Speaker 2: Tasmania Devils, but very big news in the AFL world.
Speaker 2: That's our post at Snooze News. Next, do you feel
Speaker 2: like dropping the first question for the six fifteen VENU machine?
Speaker 1: Quay you try and stop me over there?
Speaker 2: I wouldn't dare. You're a really proud pet owner, aren't you? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Almost too proud something.
Speaker 1: Oh have you met Sydney?
Speaker 2: Yes, I have met Sid. Remember the time that she
Speaker 2: dropped her off for a couple of hours while you
Speaker 2: guys went and did somebody at the entertainment center and
Speaker 2: I was working. Yeah, Luckily Sid can't talk. Otherwise she'd
Speaker 2: tell you that I had to put a muzzle on it.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's a little toy kavoodle, the bigger than her
Speaker 3: whole body.
Speaker 2: She whined the whole time, did she? And you're like, oh,
Speaker 2: she's fine, she'd be fine.
Speaker 3: I did think she would be fine, Otherwise I wouldn't
Speaker 3: have made you pet sit at work.
Speaker 1: However, did she pull on the carpet?
Speaker 2: I don't think so. Wish she was it? Well, did
Speaker 2: you think that was coming out?
Speaker 3: So there's a few people around at seven that I
Speaker 3: instructed her to maybe dumb one on their desk, But
Speaker 3: anyway she.
Speaker 2: Might have it might still be their own small dog.
Speaker 2: At this one and ten. Dog parents believe they should
Speaker 2: receive paternity leave that would give them leave entitlements similar
Speaker 2: to maternity or paternity leave.
Speaker 1: So if they have a new puppy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all sorts of different things, so the kind of
Speaker 2: leave pet homes where they should be entitled to. The
Speaker 2: study found fifty six percent should not have to take
Speaker 2: out their annual leave to take their dog to the vet.
Speaker 2: Forty percent said they will take time off to care
Speaker 2: for their sick pets at home, while over half reckon
Speaker 2: they should get leave for compassionate leave to agrieve the
Speaker 2: loss of their pet. That one I agree with.
Speaker 3: That one. That one I could because having a pet
Speaker 3: when it passes is like, you know, it's some people's children, really,
Speaker 3: isn't it. So I can understand the grief there.
Speaker 2: It absolutely sucks.
Speaker 3: However, to have time off to take your pet to
Speaker 3: the vet.
Speaker 1: That's up there with like going to the.
Speaker 3: Dentist or all those little mundane things that you have
Speaker 3: to do.
Speaker 1: It's just part of life. Andrewpays what you.
Speaker 2: Do on at the dentist, all right. The Wisdom Teeth out,
Speaker 2: oh boy.
Speaker 3: Oh boy, didn't hear about it when you were yours out?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I had about six eight of them out at
Speaker 2: Wisdom Teeth in there produce a zoe. You're a former
Speaker 2: pet owner and had several dogs.
Speaker 8: Yes, I've always had dogs my whole life, and I
Speaker 8: don't at the moment, and the pretty much the main
Speaker 8: reason is that I wouldn't be able to take time
Speaker 8: off work to look after the dog without chewing into
Speaker 8: manual leave, which I'm not going to do because I'm
Speaker 8: having a hot.
Speaker 5: Girl summer in Europe.
Speaker 8: So like, if I had the access to paternity leave,
Speaker 8: maybe I would get a pet.
Speaker 5: But I don't think that it should be.
Speaker 2: Like a thing.
Speaker 5: I don't think that everyone should be entitled to it.
Speaker 5: That's ridiculous. It's a choice to get a pet.
Speaker 3: All right, let's get everyone up to speed here, classic
Speaker 3: breakup Zoe.
Speaker 1: I'm having a hot girls summer in year Europe summer.
Speaker 8: But if I wasn't going to Europe, I would get
Speaker 8: the dog and I would take my annual leave to
Speaker 8: have maybe.
Speaker 5: A week with the dog to help get them a
Speaker 5: with the home.
Speaker 2: I don't know if this is because I grew up
Speaker 2: on the farm where.
Speaker 1: The kids come and go on.
Speaker 2: All right, some of the sheep dogs had to be
Speaker 2: lives up there around the sheep, tied up and chewing
Speaker 2: on power meaty bites and just fill up the water
Speaker 2: and they sort of go and do their own thing. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so much extra loving, if you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: But you don't have to be with your pet twenty
Speaker 2: four hours a day.
Speaker 8: But when they're little bobies and you've got to help
Speaker 8: them lane around the house.
Speaker 3: Well I get that because they say, like, you get
Speaker 3: them after eight weeks, right, and then they say that
Speaker 3: you shouldn't leave them home alone. So I sort of
Speaker 3: understand people wanting that. But because you've got a new dog,
Speaker 3: should you have time off work? Not sorry to be
Speaker 3: Devil's advocate here, No.
Speaker 8: You're right, you're not entitled to it. I would absolutely
Speaker 8: take it if I was.
Speaker 2: Can I just say, from my perspective to any of
Speaker 2: you guys working in this team, if anyone has even
Speaker 2: half a day off for paternity league, particularly you Jerdey,
Speaker 2: you with that absolute flea of a thing, which I'm
Speaker 2: not even sure is a genuine dog. Oh wow, I'm
Speaker 2: not even sure under that half killer of fluff there's
Speaker 2: actually a wow.
Speaker 3: Okay, I hope Sidney's not listening this morning because she's
Speaker 3: at home in the fetal position in the corner on
Speaker 3: her new pet bed.
Speaker 2: You are mean, was she going to do lick my finger?
Speaker 2: If you're taking time off for anything except the griever
Speaker 2: loss of Sid. Yep, then we can't be friends anymore.
Speaker 1: Very good, I'll take it.
Speaker 3: Well, this is interesting now thirteen twenty four to ten,
Speaker 3: we've got a phone call from Sid from Saint Peter's.
Speaker 3: Sid's got some kind words for you.
Speaker 2: Ready, whating Sid? Act?
Speaker 3: No, this is Sid, since saying oh hoo, SID does
Speaker 3: not talk like that.
Speaker 1: Well, actually SID doesn't talk at alls?
Speaker 2: Are we yeah? She talks like that. I changed my mind.
Speaker 2: There will be no grieving process. A woman exploited a
Speaker 2: pump glitch from November twenty twenty two to June twenty
Speaker 2: twenty three in order just to get herself a whole
Speaker 2: heap of free petrol.
Speaker 1: Wait that over six months.
Speaker 2: Over six months around that time, a petrol station had
Speaker 2: updated its pumped software, inadvertently introducing a glitch that enabled
Speaker 2: customers to swipe their rewards card twice, which triggered a
Speaker 2: demo mode, and then when the demo mode's on, you
Speaker 2: just go back. So it allowed individuals to pump petrol
Speaker 2: without payment. So allegedly, this particular woman took advantage of
Speaker 2: this floor. She took twenty six thous liters totally nearly
Speaker 2: forty five thousand dollars over spare of just over six months. Well,
Speaker 2: flights to.
Speaker 1: Her, I don't want to put your spreading.
Speaker 3: What happens when you hit demo modes, just like some
Speaker 3: free little bit of petrol.
Speaker 1: And she just kept doing it.
Speaker 2: Wow, small little glitch, Oh my goodness, and she sees
Speaker 2: her opportunity. Unfortunately she was caught on camera and she's
Speaker 2: been charged with the account of theft for something over
Speaker 2: five thousand dollars, so she's in all sorts of strife.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: Can I digress for one moment? How good does it
Speaker 3: feel when you go to get your pet and we
Speaker 3: have diesel on our car and yeah, and you go
Speaker 3: from normal rate and you press the flow rate switch
Speaker 3: and it.
Speaker 1: Goes like bang, sleuper fast, real quick. It's the best
Speaker 1: thing ever.
Speaker 2: What are you filling up a big truck?
Speaker 1: A No, it's just a full wheel drive. It's fine.
Speaker 1: A family car.
Speaker 2: You got somewhere to beat it settled down? Ye? When
Speaker 2: did you cheat the system?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Do you know what? And we're not encouraging fraudulent behavior,
Speaker 2: but sometimes see, you've just got to stick up for
Speaker 2: the little guys. And it's not easy. Cost of living,
Speaker 2: it's really really hard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're definitely not encouraging that.
Speaker 3: But if you too make it to air, you will
Speaker 3: be in this tam by loast for first guys from Vivia.
Speaker 2: Gay, would you believe it? Joe's could you possibly believe this?
Speaker 2: But unfortunately, across the journey, several little opportunities I've taken
Speaker 2: where I've really cheated the system.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, go on.
Speaker 2: Then I'd say my biggest one was and I didn't
Speaker 2: know that I was doing it, but I kind of did.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So this is when I was playing for Centrals and
Speaker 2: we'd get paid in two lump sums for match payments. Yeah,
Speaker 2: at the same time I was at UNI, so I
Speaker 2: was on uth louts. And what Center would say to
Speaker 2: you is you need to declare your payments each and
Speaker 2: every week if you're getting paid from somewhere else. And
Speaker 2: I'd say, well, I can't do that because I haven't
Speaker 2: been paid.
Speaker 1: Ye or you when you get two big ones twice years.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I'd say, look, I'll let you know when
Speaker 2: it happens, but in the meantime, I can't give you
Speaker 2: information that doesn't exist. So true, mate, but I knew
Speaker 2: I knew what was going on. I knew I was
Speaker 2: getting paid more than I should.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, so.
Speaker 2: I did claim ignorant. But what happened was a little
Speaker 2: bill turned up the mail and I owed centrally fifteen thousand.
Speaker 2: I managed to work them down to nine grand, but
Speaker 2: I had to pay it back.
Speaker 1: Oh did you feel sick?
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what. For a moment there I was king, Yeah,
Speaker 2: absolutely king. Oh yeah, you think of a poor UNI student,
Speaker 2: not may No, I was going out for dinner at
Speaker 2: least once every two weeks.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, godness, meet a little bit of coming
Speaker 3: at you though, thirteen twenty four ten. Let's do this
Speaker 3: this morning. When did you manage to cheat the system
Speaker 3: or rut the system?
Speaker 2: All right, we'll take your cause confidence. We can keep
Speaker 2: you confidential.
Speaker 1: Two you well, you can absolutely be anonymous.
Speaker 2: Or celebrate it. Why not?
Speaker 1: Oh, hang on the ATOS online.
Speaker 2: One, you're a better person for.
Speaker 1: I want to speak to you, Andrew Hayes.
Speaker 2: Sorry, no cause at this moment, except for your calling
Speaker 2: for a different thing. Unless you're the ATO, do not
Speaker 2: call us. We want to talk about someone who may
Speaker 2: or may not just sort of flirt around the system
Speaker 2: when it comes to buying grocery items. Let's call her.
Speaker 2: For confidentiality reasons, let's call her Zoe t that's a
Speaker 2: bit obvious. Let's call her z Twidell.
Speaker 1: It's good.
Speaker 3: No one will ever guess.
Speaker 5: Yeah, for legal reasons. Is it's just a joke.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, but complete mirth.
Speaker 8: I think you know, in cost of living, it's ridiculous,
Speaker 8: the big swoop markets that are stealing from us. I
Speaker 8: think there is no harm in putting avocados through is
Speaker 8: potentially a brown onion. Oh you know, I'm not saying
Speaker 8: I've ever done it. I never would, how awful. But
Speaker 8: I'm just saying there's no harm in.
Speaker 3: It if potentially you were to be tempted to do
Speaker 3: which I would never, which you would never. There's video cameras.
Speaker 3: Now your face is like there, do you know what's
Speaker 3: staring back? The ultimate excuse? I get up at four am.
Speaker 3: I'm exhausted. I wasn't paying attention, so I let me
Speaker 3: go again.
Speaker 2: I put through that thirty six inch t aldi. I
Speaker 2: put it through as a potato. Oh so tired. How
Speaker 2: could I possibly make that stuff?
Speaker 9: Hey?
Speaker 8: Yeah, you laugh, But when you're saving twen dollars on groceries.
Speaker 8: But I'm telling you again very hypothetical.
Speaker 2: We're just saying you could, yeah, hypothetically speaking as well jokes.
Speaker 2: If I was to know someone by the name of
Speaker 2: let's just call him Andrew as well back in the day,
Speaker 2: and maybe he would go to some sports stores in
Speaker 2: Sydney and just flick over the stickers. Between the little
Speaker 2: kids Sharon and a genuine Sharon is about one hundred
Speaker 2: dollars difference. And because particularly in Sydney, they have no
Speaker 2: idea about AFL, they'd be like, yeah, cool, take that through,
Speaker 2: and then when you do get busted, you'd say, oh,
Speaker 2: I thought that was a bit cheap, crazy, what a steal.
Speaker 2: It's not one hundred dollars cheap crazy, You're crazy. Never
Speaker 2: just move on to.
Speaker 1: Work out who I'm working with at the moment. Who
Speaker 1: are these people I don't know?
Speaker 5: Thank god it's not Andrew and Zoe from back at
Speaker 5: that time.
Speaker 1: Let's go to Ashley. Good morning ash When did you
Speaker 1: check the system well anymore?
Speaker 7: I'm not saying I overdid it, but I was showing
Speaker 7: when I was about ten how to get free phone
Speaker 7: calls from pay phones. Yeah, putting a store into the
Speaker 7: top of the coin dispensing area and the money would
Speaker 7: pot back out heavy pageous it was for an emergency,
Speaker 7: like because I was just in case I.
Speaker 2: Thought you said it wasn't you, Ash.
Speaker 3: I don't know if this is really unfair and judgmental
Speaker 3: of me, but I'm going to run with it anyway.
Speaker 3: What about when you see people using a public phone booth? Now,
Speaker 3: I just go, what are you up to? What are
Speaker 3: you doing?
Speaker 2: We're are the public phone boots by the way.
Speaker 1: One outside the Avenue shopping center.
Speaker 5: There is, and there's one right near our house in
Speaker 5: Brompton as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah they're free, Yeah, there, absolutely free.
Speaker 3: I love how you just sit at our house like
Speaker 3: you lived together, you know, sorry, contacts with live near
Speaker 3: each other mean that weird?
Speaker 2: There you go. Thank you for every goot involved this morning.
Speaker 2: Of course, your secret is completely safe with us.
Speaker 3: And I look forward to you going home to Kara
Speaker 3: saying Zoe's moving in.
Speaker 2: Oh. Yes, this is just such an anxiety feeled little
Speaker 2: piece of fun we like to call.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 3: I just cradled your face and I looked you in
Speaker 3: the eye and I said, just play nicely please.
Speaker 2: And I said, what do you mean by that? Are
Speaker 2: you saying I'm some kind of obnoxious absolute wanker in
Speaker 2: this face. Yes, you didn't say that, but I could
Speaker 2: feel it.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I said yes, And then everyone noted in
Speaker 3: agreement are.
Speaker 2: Nodding or shagging your head. Guys, Oh you're not? Okay?
Speaker 3: Cool?
Speaker 2: So it's me it's a will Yeah, great, how it works.
Speaker 3: To no hits that have been orchestralized. And we've got
Speaker 3: two plays this morning, producers, so welcome to the studio.
Speaker 5: Thank you. We've got Phil from Gawler on Team Hazy.
Speaker 2: Today for that. Let's go, let's go feel thing.
Speaker 5: Team Jones have got Christie from Dovergarden. Christie, good morning.
Speaker 1: Are you not going good?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 3: There's more brother with children in fourth?
Speaker 1: Who is that Christie?
Speaker 2: That's my daughter Georgia. So Christy, what happens if Jody
Speaker 2: doesn't win? We're not.
Speaker 8: This could just be fun. It doesn't have to be
Speaker 8: so anxiety.
Speaker 2: And for the two of you, I agree Jody makes
Speaker 2: it that way though you.
Speaker 3: Christie's poor child won't get fast past her if I lose.
Speaker 2: Just to be questions trying to get to know Christie,
Speaker 2: very goodness, exactly what's on the line here?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 8: Same as it was best of three, Big deep Breaths.
Speaker 8: Song number one, Place here we Go.
Speaker 2: I think I've got it, Hazy, go on. That would
Speaker 2: be It's Moley Cyrus song Name Flowers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my name, And it's like you buzzed in so
Speaker 3: early and brought yourself so much time that I naughty.
Speaker 2: Usually Yeah, I just had to establish some things. I
Speaker 2: knew exactly what was going on.
Speaker 3: You just had to establish the name and the arts.
Speaker 1: I get it. I understand.
Speaker 5: I won't let that slide. Next time. It needs to
Speaker 5: be name is your buzzer?
Speaker 8: You know what do you What do you mean that
Speaker 8: you need to say hazy and continue the game.
Speaker 2: Okay, how long have you got?
Speaker 5: How long you?
Speaker 2: Hell?
Speaker 3: Love?
Speaker 2: You got what you say?
Speaker 5: Your name once you take but you went. I think
Speaker 5: I've got this. Everyone stop and look at me. Listen
Speaker 5: to me.
Speaker 8: I think I've got thank you all right.
Speaker 5: Song number two, dramatic question.
Speaker 2: It is Disney.
Speaker 10: Help Jody gym Class Heroes.
Speaker 5: No, it's not, it's not.
Speaker 2: It's weirdest.
Speaker 8: Just you class hero Joke's a valiant effort, but it's
Speaker 8: a clean sweet for Hazy, which means that filthy Peel's
Speaker 8: got the.
Speaker 2: No, it's up to you, Phil, it's up to you, Phil.
Speaker 2: Do you want us to play the last song as well? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Why, Look, we'll feel complained. I hate it when you
Speaker 1: do this. Don't do that.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, it's Jody. It's Jody B.
Speaker 5: Phil, Jody B Phil.
Speaker 8: Feel all right, Phil Peel, get ready to buzz in?
Speaker 5: Your name's your buzzer?
Speaker 2: All right, but get ready to say feel filthy?
Speaker 3: Come on?
Speaker 1: Okay, that is Jennifer Lopez. Let's get loud.
Speaker 2: She didn't put what do you think? There we go?
Speaker 2: That's a one hundred. All the faster about christ.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well George, feel about for George. She's okay. Everyone's
Speaker 3: on the list for first class. And that's sorry, Christie.
Speaker 2: Do you want to speak to Christie?
Speaker 5: Don't put Christie. She's been throwing off.
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm doing the faster past the Walk
Speaker 3: of shame right now.
Speaker 1: Really sure? It is so time for it.
Speaker 5: Let's go, girl.
Speaker 3: And that's all the stuff we talked about offwhere, and
Speaker 3: we think, oh you know what, Bugaret, We're just going
Speaker 3: to talk about it on air. We've got producers Zoe
Speaker 3: with us this morning, Good Morning Newly Single, just preparing
Speaker 3: us so for a hot girl summer in Europe.
Speaker 5: That's right.
Speaker 1: Can't stopped single summer in Europe, that's it? Well, look Europe.
Speaker 3: Normally we have newsreader Abby join us, but she's on
Speaker 3: her sick bed at the moment, so we have producer
Speaker 3: m M mother of one, yes, little Maxie yea engaged
Speaker 3: to be married yeah eventually.
Speaker 6: Anyway, that's another issue that's a.
Speaker 3: Separate So this is the Birthing Sweet edition of chick Chat.
Speaker 2: Yes, and I've been pushing this for months, Thank you, ladies,
Speaker 2: that giant. It's finally getting scratched.
Speaker 3: How many things I would like to tell you about
Speaker 3: what actually goes on in the birthing.
Speaker 2: Sweet three times?
Speaker 1: Yeah I seen it.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I know, I've really seen it all. Well, finally enough,
Speaker 8: as the only person in the room without a child,
Speaker 8: I've brought this.
Speaker 5: One this week.
Speaker 8: One of my girlfriends, who I've just recently been away,
Speaker 8: is a midwife. I love having friends that work in
Speaker 8: all sorts of different litle niche healthcare sectors because you
Speaker 8: hear some crazy stories. And she was talking to us
Speaker 8: about the different women she follows for their journeys and
Speaker 8: who they have with them in their birthing suite and
Speaker 8: the range of some people were for like my husband
Speaker 8: will be there and the others absolutely not, don't let
Speaker 8: him in sort of things. So we all got talking
Speaker 8: about when our time comes, because none of the girls
Speaker 8: that were there have had kids yet, who we would have?
Speaker 8: And I was really fascinated. Everyone had really different answers.
Speaker 8: So I don't know I personally would if I could
Speaker 8: only have one person, Yeah, I would kick the man
Speaker 8: out and mum would be in, you know, like that's
Speaker 8: the priority for me.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's interesting, But I don't know who did you
Speaker 1: guys have.
Speaker 6: I had Michael in there. My mum did ask me
Speaker 6: if she could come in, and I flat out said no, sorry, mum. Yeah,
Speaker 6: we are very similar and we butt heads. And I'm like,
Speaker 6: at that point of when you know all of that
Speaker 6: is going on, I don't need someone else in there,
Speaker 6: you know, like me. But near the end, I kin'd
Speaker 6: of encount my I only had Michael as my person.
Speaker 6: But then you've got the ob and then you've got midwives,
Speaker 6: and then part way through you know it all happening,
Speaker 6: they're like, oh, do you mind if a student midwife
Speaker 6: comes in. She's about to finish, but she wants to
Speaker 6: see a birth.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I don't care.
Speaker 6: So I think there are about five people in the end,
Speaker 6: but only Michael.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, well only for three for one of them.
Speaker 3: I had my then husband at the time and my
Speaker 3: mother and my mum and I are really close. But
Speaker 3: at that point I'm with you. I was like, don't
Speaker 3: everyone go away, don't touch me. I think you only
Speaker 3: really want your partner. Skip forward a marriage, and the
Speaker 3: three other children were all caesareans. But something is so
Speaker 3: strange happened to me, death and dying happening the drugs message.
Speaker 2: You're about to say gave birth out of the mouth again.
Speaker 2: That was crazy to reveal that.
Speaker 3: Anyway, The drugs do something to my head whereby I
Speaker 3: think I'm dying. So as I'm going under and the
Speaker 3: anesthetics hitting me, I say, I start saying my life.
Speaker 3: Every time I start saying my last goodbye.
Speaker 5: Is so traumatic for everyone in the.
Speaker 2: Fascinating and morbid.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so that's I'm like, I love you so much
Speaker 3: and I feel like it's the end. It's weird anyway,
Speaker 3: but it's not the end. It's the birth of new life,
Speaker 3: so let's all be happy.
Speaker 8: But did you just have second Greg for children's Well.
Speaker 3: I certainly didn't have first three DS because that would
Speaker 3: be strange, wouldn't it. So I can I hope my
Speaker 3: ex husband and my new husband.
Speaker 5: What's Colleen aloud?
Speaker 3: What do you think people got confused about the Greg
Speaker 3: I was asking for?
Speaker 2: Next minute, Greg Norman, I've seen three births now and
Speaker 2: oh my gosh, now I feel like I've seen some
Speaker 2: stuff and I made I locked eye contact with Carl
Speaker 2: the whole time. Not because I was grossed out, because
Speaker 2: I was scared that if I saw some things, I
Speaker 2: didn't want to be that guy that takes intentional I
Speaker 2: don't want to be that guy that passes out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I.
Speaker 2: Was a little bit scared of saying blood and passing out.
Speaker 2: But I know and I can safely speak, We have
Speaker 2: another conversation. I know if it came down to one
Speaker 2: person being in the room, I do know that car
Speaker 2: Cool choose her moment because Carl's mums are absolute ro
Speaker 2: okay in that situation, and I don't know what I'm
Speaker 2: doing it. One day, Carda was squeezing my hand so
Speaker 2: tightly it was definitely going to break, But I didn't
Speaker 2: want to be like, hey, stop it I'm in pain.
Speaker 2: She was giving birth.
Speaker 3: Oh, let's do this this morning, thirteen twenty four. And
Speaker 3: who did you have in your birth?
Speaker 5: And sweet, who's allowed?
Speaker 1: Who was by your side? Who was there? Who witnessed
Speaker 1: the birth of new life?
Speaker 2: And how special were your significant other that's in this process?
Speaker 2: I mean they really knew what they were doing, weren't they?
Speaker 2: I'm joking obviously. Yeah, we don't even know where to look,
Speaker 2: let alone what to do.
Speaker 3: See, I find you highly irritating when I'm not having
Speaker 3: a baby. I can only imagine me in the throes
Speaker 3: of labor having Andrew Hayes right next to me.
Speaker 2: It is super helpful.
Speaker 1: Wuldn't it so far in my birthing?
Speaker 3: Sweet, I've got an next husband, a new husband and
Speaker 3: a co host.
Speaker 2: Must be a big sweat, nice early standing room.
Speaker 10: Now, Hey Jackie, Hey, how you going good?
Speaker 1: Who'd you have?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 11: I only had my husband, my fourteen months old son,
Speaker 11: and my mom. I had no doctors for nothing. He
Speaker 11: burst him at home while I burst him at home.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, so obviously before he could get to the hospital.
Speaker 11: Well, I had no time to get to the hospital. Yeah,
Speaker 11: my husband, go and get in the car, give in
Speaker 11: the cargo. I'm not getting in the car. I'm not
Speaker 11: having this baby on the freeway.
Speaker 5: Oh no.
Speaker 11: I put myself up on the bed and three pushes later,
Speaker 11: I told him out.
Speaker 5: He was there.
Speaker 2: So did he did the natural instincts just kick in?
Speaker 2: Or did your husband actually a little bit know what
Speaker 2: to do.
Speaker 11: My husband couldn't even watch er, so yeah, he grossed
Speaker 11: out by everything. He has the nickname doc now. So yeah, No,
Speaker 11: I couldn't do anything.
Speaker 6: Couldn't do.
Speaker 11: He did, he performed, he did well. But yeah, all
Speaker 11: I kept I was saying was wash your.
Speaker 12: Hand, Wash your hand, Jackie.
Speaker 3: You said, like everyone's seen that video, I reckon it's
Speaker 3: Courtney Kardashian who sits up and pulls out her own baby.
Speaker 1: Was that your situation?
Speaker 11: Well, that's exactly what I did, because he thought he
Speaker 11: was stuck, and I'm going, he's not stuck. I need
Speaker 11: to push. So I grabbed him by under my under
Speaker 11: his arms, and with one push she was out. So
Speaker 11: it was all over and done with within fifteen minutes.
Speaker 3: That is incredible, Well done, Jackie, Jackie, she's married to McDreamy.
Speaker 1: Let's go to Jess, who was in the birthing.
Speaker 9: Sweet Jess, Hi, So I had three birth Yeah. My
Speaker 9: first birth was to my ex husband. I had him,
Speaker 9: my mum and my mother in law in the room.
Speaker 9: The second birth, I had my ex husband and my mother.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 9: And then my last my current partner unfortunately got food poisoning,
Speaker 9: so he was faith home and my mum.
Speaker 2: Was in the room faith time.
Speaker 9: Yeah. So he came in to visit me the night
Speaker 9: before and he had Hungry Jack's for dinner, and yeah,
Speaker 9: got food poisoning when he was in bed. Wow, by
Speaker 9: faith time.
Speaker 2: That's the new age, isn't it. Say everything's done online
Speaker 2: these days.
Speaker 3: How old is your third baby now, Jess, he's almost three.
Speaker 1: I love that he grabs an iPad and he's like, ah,
Speaker 1: so I came out.
Speaker 2: Can you just rotate that onto landscape mode?
Speaker 5: Please?
Speaker 1: Oh that's incredible. Thank you, Jess.
Speaker 9: You're welcome.
Speaker 1: Hey, Courtney, who was in the.
Speaker 12: So my first child, I was quite young. I was
Speaker 12: only twenty years old, and I have a very close family,
Speaker 12: like immediate family. So I had my sister, my mom,
Speaker 12: my dad, my partner, and then my partner decided he
Speaker 12: was going to invite his best friend in at the
Speaker 12: last minute. Then I had his best friend in as well.
Speaker 1: Stop it.
Speaker 6: Was to.
Speaker 2: Stop it as a best friend who wants to be
Speaker 2: in that situation.
Speaker 12: He brought a Porto's. He's like, I brought food, and
Speaker 12: I'm like, I'm you know about but I don't say.
Speaker 12: I didn't care who was really in the room. I
Speaker 12: just wanted the child out.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, there you go.
Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, I had every wrong.
Speaker 3: So your husband's best mates you have trouble looking him
Speaker 3: in the eye now, or.
Speaker 1: We're all cool and we're all cool.
Speaker 12: Like he was pretty respectful. He was like he walked
Speaker 12: in and didn't realize it was like crunch time. But
Speaker 12: he yeah, he was like, I'm gonna sit at the table,
Speaker 12: and he just went and you know, sat down at
Speaker 12: the table. But yeah, we just laugh about it.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 1: Could we just get this straight.
Speaker 3: Your husband's best friend was sitting at the hospital table
Speaker 3: eating a Porto's as you're giving birth.
Speaker 12: Correct ask if I wanted a new chip?
Speaker 2: What about Courtney? When you're pushing out the baby and
Speaker 2: you're in all sorts of pain and he's like ah ah,
Speaker 2: and then the doc like, is everything okay?
Speaker 3: There?
Speaker 2: Mane's like, oh sorry, beit too much spicy sawce My bond.
Speaker 12: He wasn't the problem. He was quite supportive. It was
Speaker 12: my partner that was not doing so well.
Speaker 3: Wow. Wait cost of thousands, Courtney, You're a very tolerant woman.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm Coordinay, well done, thanks guys, thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you for all those calls. Wow, oh my god.
Speaker 3: Can you imagine if Courtney won it and her husband
Speaker 3: would be like, oh can I just can my best
Speaker 3: mate just come and sit in my lap on your lab?
Speaker 2: It's all good day. He's bringing a porter. We're going
Speaker 2: back in town on this daisy. Yeah, Tuesday, sweety by.
Speaker 2: Let's take a little trip down memory lane show. We
Speaker 2: just inject you with a hot syrup of knowledge so
Speaker 2: that you can work yourself up to a lot of
Speaker 2: fun facts to share with your friends and family.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're going to be the hit of the party.
Speaker 2: Nineteenth of March. Let's go back to nineteen fifty five.
Speaker 2: The great Bruce Willis was born in Germany. He's sixty
Speaker 2: nine years old today.
Speaker 3: Went on to Stay and one of the greatest movies
Speaker 3: of all time, and that is die Hard and die
Speaker 3: Hard too.
Speaker 2: What career though, and how iconic I know? Bruce Willis
Speaker 2: the ultimate tough men. I think Bruce Willis. I think
Speaker 2: Jason stayed them. Yeah, guys like that. Yeah, and just big,
Speaker 2: big energy with no hair.
Speaker 3: And then also I love how he stayed such good
Speaker 3: friends with his ex wife Demy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is nice, it's good. In nineteen thirty two,
Speaker 2: Sydney Harbord Bridge was officially open. What about the stories
Speaker 2: about guys who fell off because they were trying to
Speaker 2: reach their hammer because the hammer went down and it
Speaker 2: broke the surface of the water. They survived. Yeah, right,
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's actually a true story, but
Speaker 2: I've heard that several times.
Speaker 1: I've never heard that before.
Speaker 3: I have heard the one where you like literally paint
Speaker 3: it from one end to the other and then because
Speaker 3: it took so long.
Speaker 1: You've got to go back straight away.
Speaker 2: Oh wow. Yeah, what a cycle that is, isn't it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: The painters know exactly what they're doing.
Speaker 3: The painters like, we'll finish this guy's another day or
Speaker 3: so and we're done.
Speaker 2: There's what guys, We're turning around doing it all again.
Speaker 2: Perful for you though, guys, isn't it. Yeah. Two thousand
Speaker 2: and six, Comoneth Games commenced in Melbourne, Australia ended up
Speaker 2: on top of the metal tittle with two hundred and
Speaker 2: twenty one medals eighty four gold, sixty nine silver and
Speaker 2: sixty eight bronze. And then it kind of got to
Speaker 2: the stage where it's like, are we into the Golm Games?
Speaker 3: Like what's Yeah, it's kind of it's lost its shine,
Speaker 3: hasn't it just a little wit?
Speaker 1: Yeah? And then no one wants it, so I can't
Speaker 1: give that thing away.
Speaker 2: Jee, we should host.
Speaker 3: It, as in you and I want what madele action?
Speaker 2: You do it at your house?
Speaker 3: Are ry?
Speaker 5: I'm not space in my hand.
Speaker 1: I thought if anyone was going to put their hand up,
Speaker 1: what do they Malley?
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. If Malee doesn't want it, no one wants
Speaker 2: it's not to be had. No, you put it that way,
Speaker 2: and I once wrong. On March nineteenth and twenty seventeen,
Speaker 2: Can't stop this Feeling by Justin Timberlake Absolute banger