WEBVTT - Hayesy's Phone Autocorrects His Name To THIS Everytime & Its Raising Some Eyebrows 0:00:00.400 --> 0:00:07.400 Wow ee boy, bully, she gorgeous. Isn't she gorgeous? Who 0:00:07.440 --> 0:00:12.160 are we talking about the podcast? She's lovely. She's absolutely lovely. 0:00:12.200 --> 0:00:14.080 And in case you didn't realize, that was Tony Greg 0:00:14.200 --> 0:00:16.520 introducing the podcast. Yeah, he just popped in. 0:00:17.079 --> 0:00:20.880 Well, go on, Bell, say something google it, have a 0:00:20.920 --> 0:00:22.560 bit of fun with it. It's good stuff. You know what. 0:00:22.560 --> 0:00:24.240 We're a bit loose and when we head towards the weekend, 0:00:24.360 --> 0:00:26.920 so I'll tell you el this is quite loose. John Ballard, 0:00:26.960 --> 0:00:27.560 how fun was he? 0:00:27.840 --> 0:00:30.320 He's good? He dished all the dirt on the other comedians. 0:00:30.360 --> 0:00:31.600 Good fun, good stuff. 0:00:32.040 --> 0:00:33.200 How goods potting people behind? 0:00:33.920 --> 0:00:34.239 So good? 0:00:34.280 --> 0:00:35.720 Apparently that's what comedians do. 0:00:36.159 --> 0:00:38.640 He would have thought. Not Carol Wilson, though she's lovely. 0:00:38.680 --> 0:00:40.920 No, she's gorgey. She's very nice. Apparently one of the 0:00:41.000 --> 0:00:41.920 nicest in the business. 0:00:42.159 --> 0:00:43.960 I tell you who likes to pot people in front 0:00:44.000 --> 0:00:46.560 of them as well, via a little segment called Jody's Diary, 0:00:46.720 --> 0:00:49.240 And that's Jody Yotdie. So that's a bit of fun 0:00:49.240 --> 0:00:49.519 for you. 0:00:49.479 --> 0:00:52.519 Isn't it. It's not potting people, it's potting you. And 0:00:52.520 --> 0:00:54.240 that's completely different. I'm allowed to do that. 0:00:54.440 --> 0:00:56.400 Oh is that right it is. Do you think I 0:00:56.400 --> 0:00:57.360 don't have feelings as well? 0:00:57.520 --> 0:00:57.600 No? 0:00:58.160 --> 0:01:00.880 You think this big old heart of mine's made out stone? Deah. 0:01:01.240 --> 0:01:03.280 I think you've got feelings, you're just not in touch 0:01:03.280 --> 0:01:03.600 with them. 0:01:04.560 --> 0:01:06.600 Well maybe now is that? 0:01:06.800 --> 0:01:06.880 No? 0:01:07.080 --> 0:01:09.959 Not now? Maybe later? Welcome to the podcast. 0:01:10.319 --> 0:01:13.000 Well, Hayze, our next guest is performing at the Garden 0:01:13.080 --> 0:01:16.680 of Unearthly Delights in the spiegel Zeld. Have I got 0:01:16.720 --> 0:01:17.160 that right? 0:01:17.240 --> 0:01:19.240 Cow Wilson absolutely nailed at Jodey. 0:01:19.319 --> 0:01:20.959 What's a speakl zelt when it's a time? 0:01:21.000 --> 0:01:24.000 I believe it's German for like play tint or show tint. 0:01:24.720 --> 0:01:26.720 But it's one of those old you know, from the 0:01:26.720 --> 0:01:28.000 outside it just looks like a shd and you go 0:01:28.040 --> 0:01:30.200 on side it's full of mirrors and sparkly lights and 0:01:30.200 --> 0:01:31.560 stuff and it's magical. 0:01:31.640 --> 0:01:33.679 Oh that's fun. And has it been going It's. 0:01:33.520 --> 0:01:36.120 Been going great. It feels like the fringe has just 0:01:36.200 --> 0:01:37.360 come back at two hundred percent. 0:01:37.440 --> 0:01:38.080 Oh, hasn't it? 0:01:38.120 --> 0:01:39.320 Yeah, that's wonderful. 0:01:39.319 --> 0:01:41.759 I think they're well on track to sell a million tickets. 0:01:41.680 --> 0:01:46.080 And only to my show too. It was exciting. I 0:01:46.120 --> 0:01:48.480 mean it's standing room only at that capacity. 0:01:48.600 --> 0:01:50.720 Oh dear. And so what's the show about. 0:01:50.720 --> 0:01:52.840 The show is about tiny irritation, So the things that 0:01:53.440 --> 0:01:57.240 aggravate you irrationally. Okay, So like my husband, who is 0:01:57.240 --> 0:01:59.080 the love of my life, I've been ticket for twenty years. 0:01:59.080 --> 0:02:01.840 For the first eighteen years of our relationship, he said supposably, 0:02:02.720 --> 0:02:05.400 not supposedly, and then denied he'd ever seen it. But 0:02:05.480 --> 0:02:07.520 now our son is old enough to join and go, no, 0:02:07.560 --> 0:02:10.560 you're saying supposedly, dad, And so he's too paranoid to 0:02:10.600 --> 0:02:13.519 say anything there and there he goes it could be supposed. 0:02:14.639 --> 0:02:16.200 Did you also have a couple of beers and then 0:02:16.480 --> 0:02:18.240 merge onto espresso Martini's. 0:02:18.600 --> 0:02:20.600 He doesn't do that one, but his spells loose with 0:02:20.639 --> 0:02:24.600 two o's. Oh loose, yeah, see see, I keep saying, sure, im, No, 0:02:24.639 --> 0:02:26.799 there's a big difference between I've got nothing to lose 0:02:26.840 --> 0:02:27.919 and I've got nothing to loose. 0:02:29.440 --> 0:02:31.880 And at my age, that sounds like showing off, doesn't it. 0:02:32.080 --> 0:02:35.760 Yes, Yes, it really does, especially if you've had children. 0:02:35.960 --> 0:02:37.160 Well, a guy in the front road of the first 0:02:37.240 --> 0:02:38.799 night win, oh wait, how many kids of your head? 0:02:38.840 --> 0:02:41.240 And I was like, I don't normally discuss my private 0:02:41.280 --> 0:02:43.280 bits with complete strangers, and if I do, it cost 0:02:43.280 --> 0:02:45.120 two hundred and fifty dollars quite hard to make an 0:02:45.120 --> 0:02:47.600 appointment that does normally happened at the front rubber show. 0:02:47.960 --> 0:02:50.640 You have something that annoys me when you're auto correct 0:02:50.639 --> 0:02:51.120 on your phone? 0:02:51.160 --> 0:02:54.919 What does that word? Just so? It keeps on coming 0:02:55.000 --> 0:02:57.040 up as I think that's me. It doesn't autocorrect, it 0:02:57.040 --> 0:03:01.040 comes up as juts g u juts something. It's very minor. 0:03:01.240 --> 0:03:04.200 I'm just just around the corner, but it's some juts 0:03:04.240 --> 0:03:06.040 around the corner. Fix your order correct? 0:03:06.360 --> 0:03:08.239 And have you ever wanted to use the word ducking 0:03:08.320 --> 0:03:08.919 in your life? 0:03:09.040 --> 0:03:09.280 Yeah? 0:03:09.760 --> 0:03:12.960 In a message, I tried to send a message to 0:03:12.960 --> 0:03:14.240 a free who's doing the comedy show. 0:03:14.400 --> 0:03:15.880 And what I wanted to say was you really good 0:03:15.880 --> 0:03:17.520 at Pathos, Like he's really good at making it kind 0:03:17.560 --> 0:03:19.760 of like the poignant part. So I wanted to send 0:03:19.800 --> 0:03:22.360 you're really good at pathos auto correct decided it was 0:03:22.400 --> 0:03:23.480 you're really good at patios. 0:03:24.720 --> 0:03:26.880 I'm going get out of entertainment, just do constructions. 0:03:28.480 --> 0:03:30.840 This is a true story, cal And I'm not sure 0:03:30.880 --> 0:03:32.280 if I can say this, bro, We'll say anyway because 0:03:32.280 --> 0:03:35.119 it's asolutely a true story. When I write an emails, 0:03:35.160 --> 0:03:38.800 hazy h A y E S Y, it auto corrects 0:03:38.800 --> 0:03:39.840 the gayest. 0:03:43.360 --> 0:03:44.200 Your own emails. 0:03:46.120 --> 0:03:47.560 That's a couple of times when I sent it THROUGHND, 0:03:47.560 --> 0:03:51.240 I'm like, why is it insist corrects it to that 0:03:51.320 --> 0:03:53.600 it won't recognize hazy, but it's happy to say gayest, 0:03:53.640 --> 0:03:54.000 So there you go. 0:03:54.160 --> 0:03:56.120 I also love that the person on the receiving end 0:03:56.160 --> 0:03:57.760 of that is going good. He's owning your sex. 0:03:58.480 --> 0:03:58.960 That's great. 0:03:59.360 --> 0:04:01.880 I just terrible thing to another comedian who asked me 0:04:01.920 --> 0:04:04.240 to be part of her show last Fringe, and she'd 0:04:04.240 --> 0:04:05.720 seen me, like we'd only meet a couple of times, 0:04:05.720 --> 0:04:08.640 and she think this lovely private message and Instagram going 0:04:08.640 --> 0:04:09.960 would you would you like to come and be part 0:04:09.960 --> 0:04:11.520 of my show and just do five minutes and everything. 0:04:11.560 --> 0:04:13.440 I was like, oh, I must reply to her, but 0:04:13.560 --> 0:04:15.720 I had my phone in my hand and I accidentally 0:04:15.800 --> 0:04:19.080 angry reacted to it without realizing. And then when I 0:04:19.080 --> 0:04:20.880 go back to reply to her, she's written the second 0:04:20.920 --> 0:04:22.719 incredibly apologetic. 0:04:22.360 --> 0:04:24.080 Text messagebout I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to offend 0:04:24.120 --> 0:04:24.520 you and everything. 0:04:24.520 --> 0:04:25.920 I was like, oh my god, oh my god, god, 0:04:25.920 --> 0:04:28.360 I've traumatized this woman, But it was just my thumb 0:04:28.400 --> 0:04:29.480 has gone rogue. 0:04:30.000 --> 0:04:35.400 Thirteen twenty four ten. When did one emoji ruin your life. 0:04:35.960 --> 0:04:38.279 Cal Have we seen you cruising about the markets? 0:04:38.600 --> 0:04:38.720 Oh? 0:04:38.800 --> 0:04:41.200 Yes, so I'm friends with Poe right we did hon 0:04:41.200 --> 0:04:42.720 a celebrity get me out of here to get it? Yes, 0:04:42.839 --> 0:04:45.400 of course, And so I liked her work on her 0:04:45.400 --> 0:04:47.240 market still when I'm here because it's the only time 0:04:47.279 --> 0:04:50.159 I have a proper job, and so on Sunday I 0:04:50.240 --> 0:04:51.840 was there. She lets me rat pies and shout out 0:04:51.839 --> 0:04:53.680 people's names. I'm not allowed to handle money because I'm 0:04:53.680 --> 0:04:57.400 not an adult, but so I just love working on 0:04:57.400 --> 0:04:59.279 her market still because she's just like this joy in 0:04:59.400 --> 0:05:01.799 human form she being. So she pays me in pies 0:05:01.800 --> 0:05:03.760 and pastry, so I'm very heavy to do it. 0:05:03.839 --> 0:05:04.279 Yeah. 0:05:04.320 --> 0:05:06.320 But a woman walked past and just leaned in and went, 0:05:06.400 --> 0:05:10.760 I see comedies not working out for you. 0:05:11.279 --> 0:05:12.960 See, I was thinking, I wonder how many people have 0:05:13.000 --> 0:05:15.159 walked past me, like, oh my god, that is Cal 0:05:15.160 --> 0:05:16.080 Wilson stoppinger. 0:05:17.320 --> 0:05:19.160 Do you get that sometimes you look like that comedian? 0:05:19.279 --> 0:05:19.559 Yeah? 0:05:19.640 --> 0:05:20.760 Yeah, oh my god. 0:05:20.760 --> 0:05:22.480 I saw this woman at the market today. She looked 0:05:22.480 --> 0:05:24.719 exactly like Cal Wilson, but she was handing out past. 0:05:24.560 --> 0:05:26.479 So I had a woman. 0:05:26.680 --> 0:05:28.440 So I was doing a show in Melbourne, and I 0:05:28.480 --> 0:05:31.440 had a woman tweet the host of the show looks 0:05:31.480 --> 0:05:33.360 like a try hard kl Wilson and she protects a 0:05:33.400 --> 0:05:34.040 photo and it. 0:05:34.160 --> 0:05:37.240 Was met and I was like, what what is the 0:05:37.279 --> 0:05:38.479 try hard aspect of that? 0:05:38.920 --> 0:05:40.720 I've had people say to me before, Oh, you look 0:05:40.800 --> 0:05:42.800 like that Jodie off the news, and I'd like, what 0:05:42.839 --> 0:05:44.680 do you say? Do you correct them or do you 0:05:44.720 --> 0:05:46.119 just let it slide through to the keeper? 0:05:46.320 --> 0:05:47.520 Well, it depends if they follow up. 0:05:47.560 --> 0:05:50.599 I hate her like I've had like I had, I 0:05:50.640 --> 0:05:53.039 had a drunk person try and tell me how awful 0:05:53.120 --> 0:05:56.200 Cal Wilson was once, which was hilarious and when they 0:05:56.240 --> 0:05:56.880 realized they. 0:05:56.760 --> 0:05:57.719 Just fell off the chair. 0:05:57.800 --> 0:06:01.680 They were like subsided to the floor, like, oh, cal Wellson, 0:06:01.720 --> 0:06:04.120 she's a mole, and I was like, you know that's me, don't. 0:06:03.960 --> 0:06:07.880 Yeah, I'm the mole. Cal. Thank you so much for 0:06:07.920 --> 0:06:11.840 coming in. The show is supposedly you should just how 0:06:11.839 --> 0:06:13.680 do you say it? You should just go along and 0:06:13.680 --> 0:06:14.919 see you get a ticket. 0:06:15.480 --> 0:06:17.160 I love jut sounds like it could be the third 0:06:17.200 --> 0:06:19.520 member of your brick for show like Jody Hazy and Juts. 0:06:21.920 --> 0:06:23.640 Cal thanks so much for coming in. You're on till 0:06:23.640 --> 0:06:27.480 the nineteenth March go see she's amazing. The holiday accommodation 0:06:27.600 --> 0:06:29.800 more comfy than your cozies. Jump on the water. 0:06:29.800 --> 0:06:32.680 If that with hotels, holiday rentals, holiday parks and we'll 0:06:32.720 --> 0:06:35.200 find the perfect fit for holiday. 0:06:34.800 --> 0:06:36.400 You bookie, get away on the water. 0:06:36.400 --> 0:06:38.160 If that, what if it's Aussie for travel? 0:06:38.440 --> 0:06:41.560 Well hazy. Our next guest joins us from the Adelaide Fringe. 0:06:42.120 --> 0:06:45.120 His show is called It is I. It is Tom Ballard. 0:06:45.360 --> 0:06:49.440 Good morning to you. How are you welcome along? 0:06:49.600 --> 0:06:50.279 Thank you so much? 0:06:50.279 --> 0:06:52.919 Happy fringe, Happy fringes on the subs are coming. 0:06:53.240 --> 0:06:56.880 Adelaide is Live. It's such a sold thing to it related. 0:06:57.000 --> 0:06:59.480 You've got the fringe, you got the subs. Where else 0:06:59.480 --> 0:06:59.960 would you rather? 0:07:00.680 --> 0:07:02.640 Last night of my show, people wearing T shirts going 0:07:02.640 --> 0:07:04.920 sub sub subs. Feel excited about the subs. It's all 0:07:04.920 --> 0:07:05.600 subs all the time. 0:07:05.720 --> 0:07:07.000 Not to be confused with subway. 0:07:07.360 --> 0:07:10.600 No, No, okay, delicious as they are. Yeah, nuclear and 0:07:10.720 --> 0:07:11.960 some of those sandwiches are nuclear. 0:07:12.000 --> 0:07:17.200 But no, this is a different a sponsored We like subway. 0:07:17.280 --> 0:07:21.160 We love the all Subway eight fresh everybody. 0:07:22.080 --> 0:07:23.520 It takes for the show. What's it all about? 0:07:23.760 --> 0:07:26.360 Well, as the title white suggest, it was all registered 0:07:26.360 --> 0:07:27.240 before I'd written it. 0:07:27.240 --> 0:07:27.720 In his eyes. 0:07:27.800 --> 0:07:29.480 Very generic, I think, but the idea is like it 0:07:29.520 --> 0:07:31.520 is I Tob Bellard on stage yelling at you for 0:07:31.560 --> 0:07:34.200 an hour, and it's basically an update on my life. 0:07:34.240 --> 0:07:35.680 I didn't do at a show last year. I was 0:07:35.800 --> 0:07:37.480 shooting a TV show and Tazzy, which is coming out 0:07:37.560 --> 0:07:39.880 later this year, which is cool, but I basically let 0:07:39.960 --> 0:07:41.720 people know that I'm still in love with my little 0:07:41.720 --> 0:07:44.480 boyfriend with three years on. We met in Adelaide in 0:07:44.520 --> 0:07:45.080 twenty twenty. 0:07:45.720 --> 0:07:46.720 Where did you meet at the fringe? 0:07:46.720 --> 0:07:49.600 We were performing the same venue. He's a circus acrobat, yes, 0:07:49.680 --> 0:07:51.360 and he's before we have to be, and we liked 0:07:51.360 --> 0:07:53.480 each other, went back to Melbourne, went straight into lockdown 0:07:53.480 --> 0:07:55.040 and fell in love because we had nothing else to do. 0:07:55.240 --> 0:08:02.480 Can I say, controversially story circus acrobat? Yeah, winning, So 0:08:02.520 --> 0:08:03.640 I haven't been in the show. 0:08:04.240 --> 0:08:06.120 Whenever you're tell you anybody, you dare get acrobat. The 0:08:06.240 --> 0:08:11.320 media action as well, people assume we having freaky circus 0:08:11.320 --> 0:08:15.360 sex and it's just nice, normal, boring Christian love maker. 0:08:16.800 --> 0:08:19.840 Acrobats certainly have a bit of a reputation. 0:08:20.880 --> 0:08:24.960 Question for you without notice other comedians. Do you all 0:08:24.960 --> 0:08:26.960 get along? Is it like a tight little family? 0:08:27.720 --> 0:08:28.960 Yes, of course. 0:08:30.200 --> 0:08:30.640 Correct. 0:08:30.920 --> 0:08:32.720 It's fun a list. 0:08:32.720 --> 0:08:35.679 You're fair the bad ones. But the scene is relatively 0:08:35.720 --> 0:08:37.920 small really, even though there's more comedians than ever before. 0:08:38.000 --> 0:08:39.920 But you know you are going to run into almost 0:08:39.960 --> 0:08:43.599 everyone at some point. And my general policies, if you 0:08:43.640 --> 0:08:45.640 don't like someone that you you don't have to spend 0:08:45.679 --> 0:08:48.200 time with them. But the ones that you do love, 0:08:48.360 --> 0:08:50.040 you do love so much because you've all been through 0:08:50.080 --> 0:08:52.760 the same crap together and we're all just struggling in 0:08:52.800 --> 0:08:55.200 the world of showbiz trying to make people laugh for 0:08:55.200 --> 0:08:55.760 God's sakes. 0:08:55.840 --> 0:08:58.560 Well, you were just admitting that you basically go around 0:08:58.559 --> 0:09:00.480 each day and have lunch with different coms. So if 0:09:00.480 --> 0:09:03.319 you can list the ones that you have had lunch 0:09:03.360 --> 0:09:05.319 with them, by the power of deduction, we can work 0:09:05.360 --> 0:09:07.000 out the ones that you really don't like. 0:09:07.240 --> 0:09:11.160 Whose top shelf, who's you go to, Who's universally absolutely 0:09:11.240 --> 0:09:12.040 loved well. 0:09:12.080 --> 0:09:13.959 I recently saw cal Wilson this week and she is 0:09:14.000 --> 0:09:16.720 the nicest person in comedy and perhaps the country as well. 0:09:16.760 --> 0:09:19.120 I think if you don't like cal Wilson, there's something 0:09:19.160 --> 0:09:20.920 deeply wrong with you and you need to work through 0:09:20.960 --> 0:09:21.760 your issues. 0:09:21.480 --> 0:09:26.600 Isn't she She's the nicest person in this country. This country. 0:09:27.400 --> 0:09:30.240 Yeah, we need to import those people. Kiwi's Yeah, he's 0:09:30.240 --> 0:09:34.400 the old of the Hobart of the world. But no, 0:09:34.480 --> 0:09:37.640 she's just so sweet. Comedy is hilarious. Everybody loves cal Wilson. 0:09:38.720 --> 0:09:40.480 I'm trying to think, who's the real thing. 0:09:40.520 --> 0:09:45.240 She gives out pies for Poe in her market. She 0:09:45.400 --> 0:09:48.040 just like just fun, just for fun, gives out pies 0:09:48.080 --> 0:09:51.240 to people, to customers that at her little market store. 0:09:51.640 --> 0:09:54.360 She said. She gives that to her closest friends. This 0:09:54.400 --> 0:09:54.920 is news to you. 0:09:55.160 --> 0:09:57.320 I have not received a pie. 0:09:57.640 --> 0:10:01.600 Okay, revised, Cal will a bitch, I said it, I 0:10:01.600 --> 0:10:10.400 said on No. Nine calling now if you agree twenty. 0:10:08.080 --> 0:10:12.079 Four that's fine. Okay, who's the. 0:10:12.000 --> 0:10:13.439 Ones that this guy ostentatious? 0:10:13.440 --> 0:10:14.359 Do you know ostentatious? 0:10:14.559 --> 0:10:14.839 Yeah? 0:10:14.840 --> 0:10:18.000 Okay, so legendary comedian had had the big hit years 0:10:18.000 --> 0:10:21.439 ago and stuff, and he likes to express his opinions 0:10:21.480 --> 0:10:25.000 on particularly young comedians today via Facebook, and of course 0:10:25.080 --> 0:10:28.040 everyone else is terrible and bad and he's the greatest 0:10:28.040 --> 0:10:28.839 comedian of all time. 0:10:29.200 --> 0:10:29.719 I don't like that. 0:10:29.920 --> 0:10:32.120 So we started a lot of Beeves. Well you know, 0:10:32.200 --> 0:10:34.640 I mean, he's very busy playing ourselves across this country. 0:10:34.720 --> 0:10:37.120 It takes time out of that to let young comedians 0:10:37.120 --> 0:10:38.560 know that they're two working, not funny. 0:10:38.760 --> 0:10:41.160 Why can't you lift people up? I mean, we're all 0:10:41.160 --> 0:10:42.280 in this together, aren't we. 0:10:42.280 --> 0:10:44.040 Well, I mean that's never gonna happen in the comedy. 0:10:44.080 --> 0:10:46.560 I mean, as much as everyone loves everyone in comedy, 0:10:46.600 --> 0:10:49.040 the tradition of bitching about each other, being jealous of 0:10:49.040 --> 0:10:53.199 their success, yeah, getting angry at their opportunities that you're 0:10:53.200 --> 0:10:55.560 not receiving themselves. This is a time honored comedy tradition. 0:10:55.640 --> 0:10:57.559 This reminds me of an industry I can't quite. 0:10:57.400 --> 0:11:01.360 Think, yes, yeah, wake up, we all just raise each 0:11:01.400 --> 0:11:01.720 other up. 0:11:02.320 --> 0:11:04.960 It kind of reminds us of the entire workforce on 0:11:04.960 --> 0:11:05.400 this planet. 0:11:05.559 --> 0:11:10.120 Yes, but comedians have so much more spare time to 0:11:10.160 --> 0:11:11.760 do the bitching, you see, So you do you know, 0:11:11.800 --> 0:11:13.480 you do an hour show a night during the fringe, 0:11:13.600 --> 0:11:14.840 and then you've got the whole day, You've got a 0:11:14.840 --> 0:11:17.160 whole lunch to connect with other comedians and to talk 0:11:17.200 --> 0:11:18.240 about how did you see this guy? 0:11:18.400 --> 0:11:20.439 He sucks? We're the best? 0:11:21.600 --> 0:11:23.640 Well, John, thank you so much for coming in this morning. 0:11:23.720 --> 0:11:25.760 It's always lovely to chat with you. And I'm going 0:11:25.800 --> 0:11:28.200 to get that list of heinous comedians off there. 0:11:28.240 --> 0:11:31.160 Now, let's podcast that one and put on a Patreon 0:11:31.240 --> 0:11:31.560 or something. 0:11:31.600 --> 0:11:35.880 You know, Tom validno room upstairs until it's tomorrow night, 0:11:35.920 --> 0:11:37.880 eighteenth of March, so just jump on. Get you taking 0:11:37.920 --> 0:11:39.880 from adelaid fringe dot com. Dot you Tom, thank you 0:11:39.880 --> 0:11:40.199 so much. 0:11:40.600 --> 0:11:48.600 Mades you tell me you built a time machine on 0:11:48.920 --> 0:11:49.800 this daisy. 0:11:50.200 --> 0:11:54.560 Happy Fridays, seventeenth of March. Let's take a little trip. 0:11:54.559 --> 0:11:56.600 Where do you want to go? Produce zowing memory? 0:11:56.720 --> 0:11:56.920 Late? 0:11:57.200 --> 0:12:01.160 Sure, all right, next stop, sir Patrick, start today? To 0:12:01.200 --> 0:12:04.240 be sure there it is gonna give him my best 0:12:04.280 --> 0:12:06.400 you give us your best Irish accent. But obviously you're 0:12:06.400 --> 0:12:07.800 a little connoisseurt that what have you got? 0:12:08.280 --> 0:12:09.960 All right, Laddy, it's pretty sure to be sure? 0:12:10.520 --> 0:12:12.720 They'd say, I think they just cruise around just to 0:12:12.760 --> 0:12:14.760 be sure, and the other person says to be sure, 0:12:14.800 --> 0:12:17.000 and they just flick their hats at each other, all right, lud, 0:12:17.040 --> 0:12:20.120 that's what they do, all right there, lad. So seventeen 0:12:20.160 --> 0:12:22.880 sixty three was the first Patrick's Day, so no doubt 0:12:22.960 --> 0:12:27.400 since then the Irish have been absolutely consuming, irresponsibly on 0:12:27.400 --> 0:12:30.040 this day anything they can get their hands on. As actually, 0:12:30.280 --> 0:12:33.240 nineteen forty four Big Berth, Well, it's oldest cow was 0:12:33.280 --> 0:12:36.600 born in Ireland. She lived to be forty nine years 0:12:36.640 --> 0:12:40.400 old and she burned thirty nine calves. Good on your big. 0:12:40.240 --> 0:12:41.800 Berth a lot in forty nine years. 0:12:41.840 --> 0:12:44.920 Yeah it's a lot. How long is it? Thirty nine? 0:12:45.000 --> 0:12:47.640 Forty nine years? So what we did find out about 0:12:47.679 --> 0:12:50.400 big Birth was it wasn't until after that she left 0:12:50.440 --> 0:12:54.200 us that hated been called big Berth. She just preferred birth. 0:12:55.720 --> 0:12:57.160 Behind her back, exactly right. 0:12:57.640 --> 0:13:01.280 Bless you Big Bertha. Nineteen ninety The lovely Rory Sloan 0:13:01.400 --> 0:13:04.439 born in Melbourn, Victoria. Today is his thirty third birthday. 0:13:04.880 --> 0:13:11.040 Lorbal from the Sun. Brilliant previous captain of course Sam 0:13:11.240 --> 0:13:13.040 looking like as well that he's going to have a 0:13:13.120 --> 0:13:16.440 nice little comeback and we're right behind him. Good stuff. 0:13:16.480 --> 0:13:20.480 Twenty fourteen, Sea releases her single Chandelier, with a music 0:13:20.559 --> 0:13:24.520 video featuring Maddie. Is it Ziega or Zigler the young Dancer? 0:13:24.559 --> 0:13:31.240 I think Zigler? 0:13:32.120 --> 0:13:33.120 Didn't she launch her? 0:13:33.640 --> 0:13:34.320 Oh big time. 0:13:34.440 --> 0:13:37.920 I'm saying that I'm not sure of Maddie's work posts Chandelier, 0:13:37.920 --> 0:13:38.800 but she's doing some good thing. 0:13:38.920 --> 0:13:40.040 Yeah she's still will see it? 0:13:40.480 --> 0:13:45.000 Really okay? Are you Maddie go Off. At twenty twenty 0:13:45.240 --> 0:13:49.079 Golden Raspberry Film Awards, The Razzies the Musical Cats wins 0:13:49.240 --> 0:13:53.280 six awards, including Worst Film. That is just so brutal, 0:13:53.320 --> 0:13:56.360 isn't it? Razies? My gosh, I hope that don't do 0:13:56.400 --> 0:14:00.440 it Radio Razies? And then I'm on So in March 0:14:00.480 --> 0:14:06.400 seventeen and twenty twelve, was we are young by fun? 0:14:05.880 --> 0:14:06.920 Would Judge? 0:14:08.880 --> 0:14:13.600 Yes, Yes, it's all rise, Dear Judge, Jodie. My husband 0:14:13.640 --> 0:14:15.600 and I've just moved back to Adelaide. In the time 0:14:15.600 --> 0:14:17.160 since being away, my husband and I have had a 0:14:17.160 --> 0:14:19.920 beautiful little girl. How sweet? How gorgee. Both my husband 0:14:19.920 --> 0:14:21.800 and I are back at work, but are finding child 0:14:21.800 --> 0:14:26.120 care fees too extreme? Am I right? How expensive are they? 0:14:26.280 --> 0:14:28.600 My mother in law has offered to look after our daughter, 0:14:28.640 --> 0:14:32.280 which is so lovely. However, she's a chronic hoarder. When 0:14:32.320 --> 0:14:35.080 I say chronic, I mean chronic, and we're very grateful 0:14:35.080 --> 0:14:37.560 to have some childcare relief. I'm just not sure I 0:14:37.560 --> 0:14:39.600 am comfortable leaving our child in a house that is 0:14:39.600 --> 0:14:42.560 covered in dust and junk. Judge, I need your help. 0:14:42.600 --> 0:14:44.840 We cannot afford the crazy child care fees. However, I 0:14:44.840 --> 0:14:47.080 can't mention anything to my mother in law that will 0:14:47.120 --> 0:14:50.320 hurt her feelings and possibly cause a fracture in our relationship. 0:14:50.360 --> 0:14:52.120 Many thanks, Kelsey from Adelaide Hills. 0:14:52.160 --> 0:14:52.840 Oh tricky. 0:14:52.880 --> 0:14:55.840 I've watched these documentaries about chronic I'm not sure if 0:14:55.840 --> 0:14:59.040 this is a word, but chronic hordism. Yeah, okay, Oh 0:14:59.120 --> 0:15:00.440 my goodness, it's crazy. 0:15:00.440 --> 0:15:02.680 I mean, you've watched the documentary. I haven't even know 0:15:02.720 --> 0:15:03.480 if it's a word or not. 0:15:03.560 --> 0:15:05.360 Which is crazy, isn't it? Because usually I only watch 0:15:05.400 --> 0:15:09.160 things on KO just verged away there for a second. 0:15:09.520 --> 0:15:12.920 You just flip from NBA game to NBA game. Look, 0:15:12.920 --> 0:15:16.280 this is a really tricky one, and I don't think 0:15:16.280 --> 0:15:18.200 I could drop my kids off at my mother in 0:15:18.240 --> 0:15:20.640 law's if it was full of crap. I just I 0:15:20.680 --> 0:15:24.880 don't think. Firstly, it's dangerous, So I think they need 0:15:24.920 --> 0:15:26.720 to come up with a compromise. If they can't afford 0:15:26.800 --> 0:15:29.920 childcare fees, then potentially, I don't know, could you do 0:15:29.960 --> 0:15:32.160 it at a neutral location. Could they come and take 0:15:32.200 --> 0:15:34.880 her out for the day, I don't know, or come 0:15:34.960 --> 0:15:36.560 and do it at my house maybe? 0:15:36.920 --> 0:15:39.800 What do you think potentially, I mean when you take 0:15:39.840 --> 0:15:42.480 them to McDonald's in the play equipment there. Yeah, that's pretty, 0:15:42.600 --> 0:15:45.760 you know it's pretty. There's a lot of security there. 0:15:45.840 --> 0:15:46.600 Yeah, that's good stuff. 0:15:46.640 --> 0:15:49.200 Although you drop them there for a few hours. I'm 0:15:49.240 --> 0:15:51.560 just thinking out loud. I'm just thinking. There's no such 0:15:51.600 --> 0:15:53.600 thing as a bad idea, just ones that need tweaking. 0:15:53.640 --> 0:15:56.240 Oh you mean without the mother in law. Yeah, oh yeah, 0:15:56.360 --> 0:15:58.840 good idea producers, Oh your thoughts on this one. 0:15:58.880 --> 0:15:59.560 It's a tough one. 0:15:59.600 --> 0:16:02.400 I don't have children are your holder, though. 0:16:04.200 --> 0:16:06.400 It's a tough one because I reckon, I reckon the 0:16:06.400 --> 0:16:08.000 happy medium has to be come to our house and 0:16:08.000 --> 0:16:10.560 look after them because hoarding, unfortunately, is actually an illness. 0:16:10.720 --> 0:16:13.520 It sounds like a real it's like an addiction thing. 0:16:13.560 --> 0:16:15.960 Actually really sad. So you don't want to be the 0:16:15.960 --> 0:16:20.680 insensitive prick saying you know you're not good. Kids aren't 0:16:20.720 --> 0:16:22.360 coming because you're a hoarder. You know you're gonna be 0:16:22.360 --> 0:16:25.360 a little bit sensitive. So I reckon, happy medium, come. 0:16:24.880 --> 0:16:27.320 To there's ways around that conversation with the mother in law. 0:16:27.360 --> 0:16:30.800 She doesn't need to know why. Yeah, necessarily though. 0:16:31.240 --> 0:16:33.000