Speaker 1: Wow ee boy, bully, she gorgeous. Isn't she gorgeous? Who
Speaker 1: are we talking about the podcast? She's lovely. She's absolutely lovely.
Speaker 2: And in case you didn't realize, that was Tony Greg
Speaker 2: introducing the podcast. Yeah, he just popped in.
Speaker 1: Well, go on, Bell, say something google it, have a
Speaker 1: bit of fun with it. It's good stuff. You know what.
Speaker 1: We're a bit loose and when we head towards the weekend,
Speaker 1: so I'll tell you el this is quite loose. John Ballard,
Speaker 1: how fun was he?
Speaker 2: He's good? He dished all the dirt on the other comedians.
Speaker 2: Good fun, good stuff.
Speaker 1: How goods potting people behind?
Speaker 3: So good?
Speaker 2: Apparently that's what comedians do.
Speaker 1: He would have thought. Not Carol Wilson, though she's lovely.
Speaker 2: No, she's gorgey. She's very nice. Apparently one of the
Speaker 2: nicest in the business.
Speaker 1: I tell you who likes to pot people in front
Speaker 1: of them as well, via a little segment called Jody's Diary,
Speaker 1: And that's Jody Yotdie. So that's a bit of fun
Speaker 1: for you.
Speaker 2: Isn't it. It's not potting people, it's potting you. And
Speaker 2: that's completely different. I'm allowed to do that.
Speaker 1: Oh is that right it is. Do you think I
Speaker 1: don't have feelings as well?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: You think this big old heart of mine's made out stone? Deah.
Speaker 2: I think you've got feelings, you're just not in touch
Speaker 2: with them.
Speaker 1: Well maybe now is that?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: Not now? Maybe later? Welcome to the podcast.
Speaker 2: Well, Hayze, our next guest is performing at the Garden
Speaker 2: of Unearthly Delights in the spiegel Zeld. Have I got
Speaker 2: that right?
Speaker 6: Cow Wilson absolutely nailed at Jodey.
Speaker 2: What's a speakl zelt when it's a time?
Speaker 7: I believe it's German for like play tint or show tint.
Speaker 7: But it's one of those old you know, from the
Speaker 7: outside it just looks like a shd and you go
Speaker 7: on side it's full of mirrors and sparkly lights and
Speaker 7: stuff and it's magical.
Speaker 2: Oh that's fun. And has it been going It's.
Speaker 7: Been going great. It feels like the fringe has just
Speaker 7: come back at two hundred percent.
Speaker 2: Oh, hasn't it?
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's wonderful.
Speaker 2: I think they're well on track to sell a million tickets.
Speaker 6: And only to my show too. It was exciting. I
Speaker 6: mean it's standing room only at that capacity.
Speaker 2: Oh dear. And so what's the show about.
Speaker 7: The show is about tiny irritation, So the things that
Speaker 7: aggravate you irrationally. Okay, So like my husband, who is
Speaker 7: the love of my life, I've been ticket for twenty years.
Speaker 7: For the first eighteen years of our relationship, he said supposably,
Speaker 7: not supposedly, and then denied he'd ever seen it. But
Speaker 7: now our son is old enough to join and go, no,
Speaker 7: you're saying supposedly, dad, And so he's too paranoid to
Speaker 7: say anything there and there he goes it could be supposed.
Speaker 1: Did you also have a couple of beers and then
Speaker 1: merge onto espresso Martini's.
Speaker 7: He doesn't do that one, but his spells loose with
Speaker 7: two o's. Oh loose, yeah, see see, I keep saying, sure, im, No,
Speaker 7: there's a big difference between I've got nothing to lose
Speaker 7: and I've got nothing to loose.
Speaker 6: And at my age, that sounds like showing off, doesn't it.
Speaker 2: Yes, Yes, it really does, especially if you've had children.
Speaker 7: Well, a guy in the front road of the first
Speaker 7: night win, oh wait, how many kids of your head?
Speaker 7: And I was like, I don't normally discuss my private
Speaker 7: bits with complete strangers, and if I do, it cost
Speaker 7: two hundred and fifty dollars quite hard to make an
Speaker 7: appointment that does normally happened at the front rubber show.
Speaker 2: You have something that annoys me when you're auto correct
Speaker 2: on your phone?
Speaker 1: What does that word? Just so? It keeps on coming
Speaker 1: up as I think that's me. It doesn't autocorrect, it
Speaker 1: comes up as juts g u juts something. It's very minor.
Speaker 2: I'm just just around the corner, but it's some juts
Speaker 2: around the corner. Fix your order correct?
Speaker 6: And have you ever wanted to use the word ducking
Speaker 6: in your life?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: In a message, I tried to send a message to
Speaker 6: a free who's doing the comedy show.
Speaker 7: And what I wanted to say was you really good
Speaker 7: at Pathos, Like he's really good at making it kind
Speaker 7: of like the poignant part. So I wanted to send
Speaker 7: you're really good at pathos auto correct decided it was
Speaker 7: you're really good at patios.
Speaker 6: I'm going get out of entertainment, just do constructions.
Speaker 1: This is a true story, cal And I'm not sure
Speaker 1: if I can say this, bro, We'll say anyway because
Speaker 1: it's asolutely a true story. When I write an emails,
Speaker 1: hazy h A y E S Y, it auto corrects
Speaker 1: the gayest.
Speaker 6: Your own emails.
Speaker 1: That's a couple of times when I sent it THROUGHND,
Speaker 1: I'm like, why is it insist corrects it to that
Speaker 1: it won't recognize hazy, but it's happy to say gayest,
Speaker 1: So there you go.
Speaker 2: I also love that the person on the receiving end
Speaker 2: of that is going good. He's owning your sex.
Speaker 6: That's great.
Speaker 7: I just terrible thing to another comedian who asked me
Speaker 7: to be part of her show last Fringe, and she'd
Speaker 7: seen me, like we'd only meet a couple of times,
Speaker 7: and she think this lovely private message and Instagram going
Speaker 7: would you would you like to come and be part
Speaker 7: of my show and just do five minutes and everything.
Speaker 7: I was like, oh, I must reply to her, but
Speaker 7: I had my phone in my hand and I accidentally
Speaker 7: angry reacted to it without realizing. And then when I
Speaker 7: go back to reply to her, she's written the second
Speaker 7: incredibly apologetic.
Speaker 6: Text messagebout I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to offend
Speaker 6: you and everything.
Speaker 7: I was like, oh my god, oh my god, god,
Speaker 7: I've traumatized this woman, But it was just my thumb
Speaker 7: has gone rogue.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten. When did one emoji ruin your life.
Speaker 1: Cal Have we seen you cruising about the markets?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 7: Yes, so I'm friends with Poe right we did hon
Speaker 7: a celebrity get me out of here to get it? Yes,
Speaker 7: of course, And so I liked her work on her
Speaker 7: market still when I'm here because it's the only time
Speaker 7: I have a proper job, and so on Sunday I
Speaker 7: was there. She lets me rat pies and shout out
Speaker 7: people's names. I'm not allowed to handle money because I'm
Speaker 7: not an adult, but so I just love working on
Speaker 7: her market still because she's just like this joy in
Speaker 7: human form she being. So she pays me in pies
Speaker 7: and pastry, so I'm very heavy to do it.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 7: But a woman walked past and just leaned in and went,
Speaker 7: I see comedies not working out for you.
Speaker 1: See, I was thinking, I wonder how many people have
Speaker 1: walked past me, like, oh my god, that is Cal
Speaker 1: Wilson stoppinger.
Speaker 6: Do you get that sometimes you look like that comedian?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 2: I saw this woman at the market today. She looked
Speaker 2: exactly like Cal Wilson, but she was handing out past.
Speaker 6: So I had a woman.
Speaker 7: So I was doing a show in Melbourne, and I
Speaker 7: had a woman tweet the host of the show looks
Speaker 7: like a try hard kl Wilson and she protects a
Speaker 7: photo and it.
Speaker 6: Was met and I was like, what what is the
Speaker 6: try hard aspect of that?
Speaker 2: I've had people say to me before, Oh, you look
Speaker 2: like that Jodie off the news, and I'd like, what
Speaker 2: do you say? Do you correct them or do you
Speaker 2: just let it slide through to the keeper?
Speaker 6: Well, it depends if they follow up.
Speaker 7: I hate her like I've had like I had, I
Speaker 7: had a drunk person try and tell me how awful
Speaker 7: Cal Wilson was once, which was hilarious and when they
Speaker 7: realized they.
Speaker 6: Just fell off the chair.
Speaker 7: They were like subsided to the floor, like, oh, cal Wellson,
Speaker 7: she's a mole, and I was like, you know that's me, don't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm the mole. Cal. Thank you so much for
Speaker 2: coming in. The show is supposedly you should just how
Speaker 2: do you say it? You should just go along and
Speaker 2: see you get a ticket.
Speaker 7: I love jut sounds like it could be the third
Speaker 7: member of your brick for show like Jody Hazy and Juts.
Speaker 2: Cal thanks so much for coming in. You're on till
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Speaker 1: If that with hotels, holiday rentals, holiday parks and we'll
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Speaker 2: You bookie, get away on the water.
Speaker 1: If that, what if it's Aussie for travel?
Speaker 2: Well hazy. Our next guest joins us from the Adelaide Fringe.
Speaker 2: His show is called It is I. It is Tom Ballard.
Speaker 2: Good morning to you. How are you welcome along?
Speaker 1: Thank you so much?
Speaker 8: Happy fringe, Happy fringes on the subs are coming.
Speaker 1: Adelaide is Live. It's such a sold thing to it related.
Speaker 1: You've got the fringe, you got the subs. Where else
Speaker 1: would you rather?
Speaker 8: Last night of my show, people wearing T shirts going
Speaker 8: sub sub subs. Feel excited about the subs. It's all
Speaker 8: subs all the time.
Speaker 2: Not to be confused with subway.
Speaker 8: No, No, okay, delicious as they are. Yeah, nuclear and
Speaker 8: some of those sandwiches are nuclear.
Speaker 5: But no, this is a different a sponsored We like subway.
Speaker 2: We love the all Subway eight fresh everybody.
Speaker 1: It takes for the show. What's it all about?
Speaker 8: Well, as the title white suggest, it was all registered
Speaker 8: before I'd written it.
Speaker 1: In his eyes.
Speaker 8: Very generic, I think, but the idea is like it
Speaker 8: is I Tob Bellard on stage yelling at you for
Speaker 8: an hour, and it's basically an update on my life.
Speaker 8: I didn't do at a show last year. I was
Speaker 8: shooting a TV show and Tazzy, which is coming out
Speaker 8: later this year, which is cool, but I basically let
Speaker 8: people know that I'm still in love with my little
Speaker 8: boyfriend with three years on. We met in Adelaide in
Speaker 8: twenty twenty.
Speaker 2: Where did you meet at the fringe?
Speaker 8: We were performing the same venue. He's a circus acrobat, yes,
Speaker 8: and he's before we have to be, and we liked
Speaker 8: each other, went back to Melbourne, went straight into lockdown
Speaker 8: and fell in love because we had nothing else to do.
Speaker 2: Can I say, controversially story circus acrobat? Yeah, winning, So
Speaker 2: I haven't been in the show.
Speaker 8: Whenever you're tell you anybody, you dare get acrobat. The
Speaker 8: media action as well, people assume we having freaky circus
Speaker 8: sex and it's just nice, normal, boring Christian love maker.
Speaker 1: Acrobats certainly have a bit of a reputation.
Speaker 2: Question for you without notice other comedians. Do you all
Speaker 2: get along? Is it like a tight little family?
Speaker 1: Yes, of course.
Speaker 2: Correct.
Speaker 1: It's fun a list.
Speaker 8: You're fair the bad ones. But the scene is relatively
Speaker 8: small really, even though there's more comedians than ever before.
Speaker 8: But you know you are going to run into almost
Speaker 8: everyone at some point. And my general policies, if you
Speaker 8: don't like someone that you you don't have to spend
Speaker 8: time with them. But the ones that you do love,
Speaker 8: you do love so much because you've all been through
Speaker 8: the same crap together and we're all just struggling in
Speaker 8: the world of showbiz trying to make people laugh for
Speaker 8: God's sakes.
Speaker 2: Well, you were just admitting that you basically go around
Speaker 2: each day and have lunch with different coms. So if
Speaker 2: you can list the ones that you have had lunch
Speaker 2: with them, by the power of deduction, we can work
Speaker 2: out the ones that you really don't like.
Speaker 1: Whose top shelf, who's you go to, Who's universally absolutely
Speaker 1: loved well.
Speaker 8: I recently saw cal Wilson this week and she is
Speaker 8: the nicest person in comedy and perhaps the country as well.
Speaker 8: I think if you don't like cal Wilson, there's something
Speaker 8: deeply wrong with you and you need to work through
Speaker 8: your issues.
Speaker 1: Isn't she She's the nicest person in this country. This country.
Speaker 8: Yeah, we need to import those people. Kiwi's Yeah, he's
Speaker 8: the old of the Hobart of the world. But no,
Speaker 8: she's just so sweet. Comedy is hilarious. Everybody loves cal Wilson.
Speaker 8: I'm trying to think, who's the real thing.
Speaker 2: She gives out pies for Poe in her market. She
Speaker 2: just like just fun, just for fun, gives out pies
Speaker 2: to people, to customers that at her little market store.
Speaker 1: She said. She gives that to her closest friends. This
Speaker 1: is news to you.
Speaker 8: I have not received a pie.
Speaker 5: Okay, revised, Cal will a bitch, I said it, I
Speaker 5: said on No. Nine calling now if you agree twenty.
Speaker 2: Four that's fine. Okay, who's the.
Speaker 1: Ones that this guy ostentatious?
Speaker 8: Do you know ostentatious?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Okay, so legendary comedian had had the big hit years
Speaker 8: ago and stuff, and he likes to express his opinions
Speaker 8: on particularly young comedians today via Facebook, and of course
Speaker 8: everyone else is terrible and bad and he's the greatest
Speaker 8: comedian of all time.
Speaker 2: I don't like that.
Speaker 8: So we started a lot of Beeves. Well you know,
Speaker 8: I mean, he's very busy playing ourselves across this country.
Speaker 8: It takes time out of that to let young comedians
Speaker 8: know that they're two working, not funny.
Speaker 2: Why can't you lift people up? I mean, we're all
Speaker 2: in this together, aren't we.
Speaker 8: Well, I mean that's never gonna happen in the comedy.
Speaker 8: I mean, as much as everyone loves everyone in comedy,
Speaker 8: the tradition of bitching about each other, being jealous of
Speaker 8: their success, yeah, getting angry at their opportunities that you're
Speaker 8: not receiving themselves. This is a time honored comedy tradition.
Speaker 2: This reminds me of an industry I can't quite.
Speaker 8: Think, yes, yeah, wake up, we all just raise each
Speaker 8: other up.
Speaker 1: It kind of reminds us of the entire workforce on
Speaker 1: this planet.
Speaker 8: Yes, but comedians have so much more spare time to
Speaker 8: do the bitching, you see, So you do you know,
Speaker 8: you do an hour show a night during the fringe,
Speaker 8: and then you've got the whole day, You've got a
Speaker 8: whole lunch to connect with other comedians and to talk
Speaker 8: about how did you see this guy?
Speaker 1: He sucks? We're the best?
Speaker 2: Well, John, thank you so much for coming in this morning.
Speaker 2: It's always lovely to chat with you. And I'm going
Speaker 2: to get that list of heinous comedians off there.
Speaker 8: Now, let's podcast that one and put on a Patreon
Speaker 8: or something.
Speaker 1: You know, Tom validno room upstairs until it's tomorrow night,
Speaker 1: eighteenth of March, so just jump on. Get you taking
Speaker 1: from adelaid fringe dot com. Dot you Tom, thank you
Speaker 1: so much.
Speaker 5: Mades you tell me you built a time machine on
Speaker 5: this daisy.
Speaker 1: Happy Fridays, seventeenth of March. Let's take a little trip.
Speaker 1: Where do you want to go? Produce zowing memory?
Speaker 7: Late?
Speaker 1: Sure, all right, next stop, sir Patrick, start today? To
Speaker 1: be sure there it is gonna give him my best
Speaker 1: you give us your best Irish accent. But obviously you're
Speaker 1: a little connoisseurt that what have you got?
Speaker 3: All right, Laddy, it's pretty sure to be sure?
Speaker 1: They'd say, I think they just cruise around just to
Speaker 1: be sure, and the other person says to be sure,
Speaker 1: and they just flick their hats at each other, all right, lud,
Speaker 1: that's what they do, all right there, lad. So seventeen
Speaker 1: sixty three was the first Patrick's Day, so no doubt
Speaker 1: since then the Irish have been absolutely consuming, irresponsibly on
Speaker 1: this day anything they can get their hands on. As actually,
Speaker 1: nineteen forty four Big Berth, Well, it's oldest cow was
Speaker 1: born in Ireland. She lived to be forty nine years
Speaker 1: old and she burned thirty nine calves. Good on your big.
Speaker 3: Berth a lot in forty nine years.
Speaker 1: Yeah it's a lot. How long is it? Thirty nine?
Speaker 1: Forty nine years? So what we did find out about
Speaker 1: big Birth was it wasn't until after that she left
Speaker 1: us that hated been called big Berth. She just preferred birth.
Speaker 3: Behind her back, exactly right.
Speaker 1: Bless you Big Bertha. Nineteen ninety The lovely Rory Sloan
Speaker 1: born in Melbourn, Victoria. Today is his thirty third birthday.
Speaker 1: Lorbal from the Sun. Brilliant previous captain of course Sam
Speaker 1: looking like as well that he's going to have a
Speaker 1: nice little comeback and we're right behind him. Good stuff.
Speaker 1: Twenty fourteen, Sea releases her single Chandelier, with a music
Speaker 1: video featuring Maddie. Is it Ziega or Zigler the young Dancer?
Speaker 3: I think Zigler?
Speaker 1: Didn't she launch her?
Speaker 3: Oh big time.
Speaker 1: I'm saying that I'm not sure of Maddie's work posts Chandelier,
Speaker 1: but she's doing some good thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah she's still will see it?
Speaker 1: Really okay? Are you Maddie go Off. At twenty twenty
Speaker 1: Golden Raspberry Film Awards, The Razzies the Musical Cats wins
Speaker 1: six awards, including Worst Film. That is just so brutal,
Speaker 1: isn't it? Razies? My gosh, I hope that don't do
Speaker 1: it Radio Razies? And then I'm on So in March
Speaker 1: seventeen and twenty twelve, was we are young by fun?
Speaker 1: Would Judge?
Speaker 2: Yes, Yes, it's all rise, Dear Judge, Jodie. My husband
Speaker 2: and I've just moved back to Adelaide. In the time
Speaker 2: since being away, my husband and I have had a
Speaker 2: beautiful little girl. How sweet? How gorgee. Both my husband
Speaker 2: and I are back at work, but are finding child
Speaker 2: care fees too extreme? Am I right? How expensive are they?
Speaker 2: My mother in law has offered to look after our daughter,
Speaker 2: which is so lovely. However, she's a chronic hoarder. When
Speaker 2: I say chronic, I mean chronic, and we're very grateful
Speaker 2: to have some childcare relief. I'm just not sure I
Speaker 2: am comfortable leaving our child in a house that is
Speaker 2: covered in dust and junk. Judge, I need your help.
Speaker 2: We cannot afford the crazy child care fees. However, I
Speaker 2: can't mention anything to my mother in law that will
Speaker 2: hurt her feelings and possibly cause a fracture in our relationship.
Speaker 2: Many thanks, Kelsey from Adelaide Hills.
Speaker 6: Oh tricky.
Speaker 1: I've watched these documentaries about chronic I'm not sure if
Speaker 1: this is a word, but chronic hordism. Yeah, okay, Oh
Speaker 1: my goodness, it's crazy.
Speaker 2: I mean, you've watched the documentary. I haven't even know
Speaker 2: if it's a word or not.
Speaker 1: Which is crazy, isn't it? Because usually I only watch
Speaker 1: things on KO just verged away there for a second.
Speaker 2: You just flip from NBA game to NBA game. Look,
Speaker 2: this is a really tricky one, and I don't think
Speaker 2: I could drop my kids off at my mother in
Speaker 2: law's if it was full of crap. I just I
Speaker 2: don't think. Firstly, it's dangerous, So I think they need
Speaker 2: to come up with a compromise. If they can't afford
Speaker 2: childcare fees, then potentially, I don't know, could you do
Speaker 2: it at a neutral location. Could they come and take
Speaker 2: her out for the day, I don't know, or come
Speaker 2: and do it at my house maybe?
Speaker 1: What do you think potentially, I mean when you take
Speaker 1: them to McDonald's in the play equipment there. Yeah, that's pretty,
Speaker 1: you know it's pretty. There's a lot of security there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good stuff.
Speaker 1: Although you drop them there for a few hours. I'm
Speaker 1: just thinking out loud. I'm just thinking. There's no such
Speaker 1: thing as a bad idea, just ones that need tweaking.
Speaker 2: Oh you mean without the mother in law. Yeah, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: good idea producers, Oh your thoughts on this one.
Speaker 3: It's a tough one.
Speaker 2: I don't have children are your holder, though.
Speaker 3: It's a tough one because I reckon, I reckon the
Speaker 3: happy medium has to be come to our house and
Speaker 3: look after them because hoarding, unfortunately, is actually an illness.
Speaker 2: It sounds like a real it's like an addiction thing.
Speaker 3: Actually really sad. So you don't want to be the
Speaker 3: insensitive prick saying you know you're not good. Kids aren't
Speaker 3: coming because you're a hoarder. You know you're gonna be
Speaker 3: a little bit sensitive. So I reckon, happy medium, come.
Speaker 2: To there's ways around that conversation with the mother in law.
Speaker 2: She doesn't need to know why. Yeah, necessarily though.
Speaker 4: Look, I've actually had a mate who is in the
Speaker 4: exact same boat, and they actually started cleaning the mother
Speaker 4: in law's house. Wow, they started doing the oh it's
Speaker 4: curbside collection, and they just started throwing some things away
Speaker 4: until they actually had a room big enough for the
Speaker 4: child to be in without the mold and the dust
Speaker 4: and everything like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So yeah, they kind of secretly started cleaning her house.
Speaker 2: It's not a bad idea. It's not a bad.
Speaker 1: Idea, too, house on fire.
Speaker 2: I worked with someone whose mother was a chronic alcoholic,
Speaker 2: and so what he started doing is swapping out the wine,
Speaker 2: actual wine for non alcoholic wine. She didn't even realize.
Speaker 1: That's very Did she think she was getting drunk?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I think so. But then he would bring the
Speaker 2: wine to work and like, you know, try and fucker
Speaker 2: make us take it home. But it was horrible. It
Speaker 2: was Cat's Pi double five.
Speaker 1: I know exactly what you're talking about it because we
Speaker 1: also worked at hour. I would say it is. But
Speaker 1: we sing a song saying, don't pay the very man,
Speaker 1: all right?
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten. Your thoughts on this one. Get involved.
Speaker 2: We need some jury members. Have you been in this position?
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten. Give us a call, Judge.
Speaker 1: Take us through or judge, where are we got again?
Speaker 2: Husband and wife just moved back to Adelaide. They've had
Speaker 2: a little girl, they can't afford childcare. They want to
Speaker 2: use the mother in law, but she's a chronic order.
Speaker 2: What do you do on this front? Thirteen twenty four ten,
Speaker 2: Get involved. Let's take a call. Hey, let's go to
Speaker 2: Katie from Flagstaff Hill. Hi Katie, good morning, Hi. What
Speaker 2: are your thoughts on this one?
Speaker 4: I'm going to be a bit controversial and say, if
Speaker 4: it's free, it's free. You stuck it up like I know,
Speaker 4: I know times is half. But if he's offering but
Speaker 4: he's a hoarder and you don't feel comfortable, it's an
Speaker 4: option right, and zero dollars means you probably can't really
Speaker 4: dictate the terms as much as you want to be
Speaker 4: able to.
Speaker 2: Okay, fair enough, everyone's in chargeled to their opinion. Andrew,
Speaker 2: thank you so much, Katie. I'm ready to make a ruling.
Speaker 1: Really because the problem with that, of course is next
Speaker 1: minute you lost your child into just a jungle of
Speaker 1: where is it? And you can hear the voice where
Speaker 1: are you?
Speaker 7: Hell?
Speaker 1: You live here?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 2: This is a pretty easy one for me this morning.
Speaker 2: I reckon, there is no chance in hell I'm leaving
Speaker 2: my kid in a hoarderhouse. No chance. I don't care
Speaker 2: if it's your mother in law, I would be happy
Speaker 2: to have the conversation and explain why. I think either
Speaker 2: do it on neutral territory or you're going to have
Speaker 2: to find a way to pay for childcare.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, I'm so glad you said hoarder house too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's my ruling.
Speaker 1: I thought so that calve send us a text for
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Speaker 1: and Hazy and just have a little look at what
Speaker 1: was an epic red room topics. Alive are we alive?
Speaker 1: Maybe not?
Speaker 4: Or alive?
Speaker 1: Confirmation producers Zoey, who in this room right now is
Speaker 1: in fact dead or alive? Because last night was pretty sold.
Speaker 3: I feel a little dead, a little dusty. Good morning.
Speaker 2: You can be a little bit dead, dull. That's like
Speaker 2: being a little bit pregnant mother, I did.
Speaker 3: Or you're not white, that's a thing.
Speaker 1: Hey, take it through the Sorry, what's the premise of this, Well.
Speaker 3: It's dead or alive. I'm gonna give you a few
Speaker 3: celebrity names. Read you a little bye. You gotta tell
Speaker 3: me if they're still with us or not. Okay, I'm
Speaker 3: trying not to celebrate too much. If you're correct, yes,
Speaker 3: really guess a death, all right? First up, James Avery.
Speaker 1: You see, I can't force you to do anything you
Speaker 1: don't want to do, but these are my kids. As
Speaker 1: long as you keep the hair, you're all grounded.
Speaker 3: James Lorue Avery an American actor best known for his
Speaker 3: role as Philip Banks in the Fresh Prince of bel Air,
Speaker 3: as well as Shreder in Teenage Mutant, Ninja, Turtles, and
Speaker 3: many many more. Born November nineteen forty five, Dead or alive.
Speaker 1: Phil, So he was the dad, the uncle of an uncle,
Speaker 1: feel phil.
Speaker 2: Have you watched the new series of Fresh Prince Like?
Speaker 2: They've done a new modern adapt.
Speaker 3: That Will produces Will Smith produces it.
Speaker 2: I'm obsessed with it.
Speaker 6: I love it.
Speaker 2: I mean I feel like a twelve year old girl
Speaker 2: watching it. But it's really good good anyway, So sorry,
Speaker 2: we digress, James Avery, Uncle Phil dead are alive?
Speaker 1: I'm going to say, uh that Big Field's not with
Speaker 1: us anymore.
Speaker 3: Joe's hmmm, I want to say alive he's died.
Speaker 2: I always say about celebrating sensitivity.
Speaker 1: Sorry, sorry, Phil what's that? What's that?
Speaker 2: What's what did he die of? Do we know?
Speaker 3: I think it was complications from a heart surgery.
Speaker 2: That's really brought down.
Speaker 3: Well, you asked, we're redeem ourselves here, Anthony Hopkins.
Speaker 8: Read Marcus Aurelias of each particular thing asked what is
Speaker 8: it in itself?
Speaker 6: What is its nature?
Speaker 1: What does he do?
Speaker 2: This?
Speaker 7: Man?
Speaker 2: You see?
Speaker 3: Sir Philip Anthony Hopkins CB a Welsh actor, director and producer,
Speaker 3: one of Britain's most recognizable and prolific actors, known for
Speaker 3: many performances on screen and stage, notably Hannibal Lecter in
Speaker 3: the cult classic Science of the Lambs.
Speaker 1: Bottle of key Anti.
Speaker 3: Born in December.
Speaker 2: Don't you do that with your mouth? Not with those
Speaker 2: in visil line. That's disgusting, the spit all over the panel.
Speaker 1: Man. Imagine if Anthony Hopkins in Silence of the Lambs
Speaker 1: also had a visil line film that bit a.
Speaker 3: Spit vest born in December nineteen thirty seven. Is he
Speaker 3: still a life? Ger life?
Speaker 1: He's a life for sure.
Speaker 3: Correct. Well, we've done both of you. Two one to
Speaker 3: Hazy Jo would have.
Speaker 2: Heard about a defould Hoppo fell off the perchase.
Speaker 1: That'd be a news article.
Speaker 3: All two, yeah, one or two?
Speaker 1: Hopo? Do you think his mate?
Speaker 2: I think so big. If they don't, they should ship mates.
Speaker 1: If they're not big big tones, hop o.
Speaker 3: Myself or Hazy to take the win?
Speaker 2: What's a score?
Speaker 3: It's two one down? Sorry, yeah, all right, Bill nigh.
Speaker 6: Well, your deeds laid bail o your sense.
Speaker 3: William Francis nye and English actor. He started his career
Speaker 3: in theater before his breakout role in Love Actually as
Speaker 3: naughty musician Billy Mack, which earned him a Bafter Award.
Speaker 3: He gained further recognition Betraeen Davy Jones in the Pirates
Speaker 3: of the Caribbean series and Victor in the Underworld series.
Speaker 3: Born December nineteen forty nine. Dead or alive, alive?
Speaker 1: I'm going to say alive as well.
Speaker 3: Correct, here's alive. You're really good for the score, except
Speaker 3: sorry about that. So three two Hazy wins, which means
Speaker 3: Joe's coffee on you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, traditionally it's a coffee. But Brocker, thanks, Journey and
Speaker 1: Hazes ask us anything you're really thriving this situation, don't
Speaker 1: you because you get to throw some barbs out of
Speaker 1: there you want I do, and I.
Speaker 4: Get to know more about the team that I work
Speaker 4: with every day.
Speaker 2: Emails pretty well, I do yeah.
Speaker 1: Thing to the listeners, find out what happens off the
Speaker 1: MIC's Oh yeah, get involved in this as well. Breakfast
Speaker 1: at an over NH one nine. Are you ask us anything?
Speaker 1: Nothing's off limits to it? Agree?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 4: Now, I know you're a little bit dusty after last night,
Speaker 4: so he get ready for these questions. All right, morning guys.
Speaker 4: This is from Sharney from seven four. By the way,
Speaker 4: morning guys, Happy Friday. I'm just wanting to know if you,
Speaker 4: guys could change one thing about your partner, what would
Speaker 4: it be?
Speaker 2: Okay? Can get us in a whole heap of trouble?
Speaker 2: Can I start?
Speaker 1: Sure?
Speaker 2: Something that annoys me no end is when I, for example,
Speaker 2: will bend over the dishwasher to pull out or put
Speaker 2: in some dishes, he will aggressively attack me from behind, aggressively.
Speaker 2: That's not that's not love, and it is so irritating,
Speaker 2: like I just I can't even begin to tell you
Speaker 2: every single time, and then he proceeds to blame me
Speaker 2: for not bending at the knees.
Speaker 1: Maybe my fault.
Speaker 2: It's my fault because I bend from my hips.
Speaker 1: Maybe he's trying. Maybe they're trying to play jump frog,
Speaker 1: but he can't jump as high as and he thinks
Speaker 1: he can leave that fight. I can't quite get over there,
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: What about you?
Speaker 1: So? I do this thing where sometimes I like to
Speaker 1: get some small lyrics stuck on my head and just
Speaker 1: like a couple of lyrics, so for example, girls as
Speaker 1: players too. So I like to repeatedly say the same
Speaker 1: thing for a good three or four weeks straight, just
Speaker 1: cruise around the house, going randomly because girls as players too.
Speaker 1: And then sometimes mid conversation with my wife like also Cara,
Speaker 1: I'm girls as players too. How does she not appreciate that?
Speaker 1: Has that not appreciated? You feel your pain?
Speaker 2: Car hang on, But that's something you do. What about
Speaker 2: something she does that you don't like?
Speaker 1: No, I don't like that. She doesn't like it. So
Speaker 1: that's what I change about her.
Speaker 4: She likes everything that you do.
Speaker 2: Right, Oh, I get how that's on her?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: I got it all right.
Speaker 4: Question number two is from Phil for marrying morning guys.
Speaker 4: I must say I suppose to Ben and Liam Fan
Speaker 4: and I was a bit skeptical about you guys, but
Speaker 4: I must say I'm hooked and I'm loving the new show.
Speaker 4: Thanks Phil. That's my question is is what has been
Speaker 4: the greatest moments of your life so far excluding starting
Speaker 4: this year's show.
Speaker 2: That's a pretty easy one. All my kids, four kids,
Speaker 2: I've had four greatest moments or equal. They're all equal
Speaker 2: because I love them equally.
Speaker 1: Yeah, do either.
Speaker 2: There's not one that really stands out and I go,
Speaker 2: oh God, I love you the most. It doesn't happen. Sure, yeah, positive, So.
Speaker 1: That with the twitch in your eye?
Speaker 2: What about your greatest moment?
Speaker 1: See, I honestly like there's a few things, like so
Speaker 1: winning a premiership like feels really good four times and
Speaker 1: then but then yeah, I didn't think that you'd be
Speaker 1: able to sort of capture that sort of feeling again.
Speaker 1: And then first child comes along and it was just
Speaker 1: this unbelievable feeling that you just can't capture, you can't
Speaker 1: bottle like. And obviously it's different for you, it was different.
Speaker 1: My wife car was on another planet, but it was
Speaker 1: just yeah, it was the most It's the best feel
Speaker 1: I've ever had in my life.
Speaker 2: It's incredible.
Speaker 1: So my wedding day as well was really really nice.
Speaker 1: It was really emotional, and that was beautiful. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: that particular moment when Henry came out was just I
Speaker 1: haven't felt anything like that until a lot he came out,
Speaker 1: and there's really special, different feelings which you can't really
Speaker 1: what's the word looking define? You're fine, you can't.
Speaker 2: You're sort of like you never really like I didn't
Speaker 2: you think you know what love is? And then you
Speaker 2: have a child and it's just like escalates to another planet,
Speaker 2: another level, doesn't it.
Speaker 1: I want to know what love is. I want you
Speaker 1: to show me.
Speaker 2: Why did you take that?
Speaker 7: Really?
Speaker 2: I feel it like, why did you take that nice
Speaker 2: moment and ruin it with your stupid lyrics again? Are
Speaker 2: you going to do that to your wife for the
Speaker 2: next two weeks now?
Speaker 1: I want to feel it.
Speaker 4: Gosh for our audience, I'm going to move on to
Speaker 4: our third and final question. This one's come from Bastion
Speaker 4: from Sterling Morning, Jody and Hazy. I would like to
Speaker 4: know what age you were when you settle down in
Speaker 4: your relationship. I have just tited thirty three and I
Speaker 4: feel like I've still got a good five or ten
Speaker 4: years inside me.
Speaker 1: Wow, geez goodness me.
Speaker 2: I'm the wrong, wrong person to come to on this one.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I married at twenty one the first time.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: Yeahs by twenty six.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, oh boy.
Speaker 2: Open that little can words. Sebastian is that his name?
Speaker 1: No, Bastian, Bastion, just Bastion or Bashtian.
Speaker 2: Thanks Bastian for opening up some old wounds.
Speaker 1: Bassie boy, it's probably trying to go up and recruit
Speaker 1: the se and fronty name as well. Get that back there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: mine was about twenty eight, I reckon, and before that,
Speaker 1: early twenties and even mid twenties, it was like, I
Speaker 1: don't think I'm going to be able to settle down.
Speaker 1: But then look, there's two there's different types of blokes,
Speaker 1: ones where you know they're just not going to settle
Speaker 1: down ever, and there's other guys. And I think I'm
Speaker 1: in this category where if you are with the right person,
Speaker 1: then it just sort of clicks and you settle down.
Speaker 1: And that's what happened to me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And there's another type. There's the ones that know
Speaker 2: in their heads they will never settle down, but settle
Speaker 2: down anyway.
Speaker 1: Yes, you know what I mean. That's dangerous.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's not good for anyone.
Speaker 1: It's like a ticking time bomb.
Speaker 2: John happy with those answers.
Speaker 1: I minute something outrageous happens and then you're a story
Speaker 1: on Judge Jody. That's going to say.
Speaker 4: I think we've got some Judge Jody story's coming up
Speaker 4: very very soon.
Speaker 1: Speaking of all things good that happened with Jody, Jody
Speaker 1: Starry up next.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, it's a collection of my thoughts throughout the week. No,
Speaker 2: it's n It's just a chance to whack you, isn't it.
Speaker 1: It's that time of the day. We like to call
Speaker 1: it Jody's Diary, but I feel like it's a chance
Speaker 1: for Jody just to have a crack at meat. Anyway, Joy's.
Speaker 2: Dear Diary. Well, what an absolute shit show it's been
Speaker 2: this week. Normally it's Andrew who stuffs up, but on
Speaker 2: this occasion I squarely blame another Andrew. The suburb except
Speaker 2: from Andrew's Farms Andrew's farm, and I.
Speaker 1: Didn't know that Andrew owns several farms.
Speaker 2: I thought he just had the one and my other
Speaker 2: suburb nemesis made a return. Let's go to Rebecca from
Speaker 2: Seafred Meadows whose team are you on from Seacred Meadows
Speaker 2: and apparently I really like to double down on information.
Speaker 1: That's right, every single game. Plus it comes with full
Speaker 1: reciprocal rights to other venues like the mcg in Marvel.
Speaker 2: Stadium, which one's a western down western.
Speaker 1: And I think that's on the western side. I don't
Speaker 1: know how else to explain it.
Speaker 2: Every single game. Plus it comes with full reciprocal rights
Speaker 2: to other footy venues like the mcg and Marvels Stadium.
Speaker 2: We crossed to La to speak to the consummate pro
Speaker 2: Sonya Kruger, who spoke about another pro that once got
Speaker 2: caught up with Hugh Grant in the back of a car.
Speaker 2: He's had a bit of a history in his life.
Speaker 4: There's been a few things that have gone down with you.
Speaker 2: The pun.
Speaker 1: In a while back in Hollis Quarter of Hollywood and
Speaker 1: vine As I remember correctly something like that.
Speaker 2: Darry I revealed that my husband has organized a two
Speaker 2: week trip overseas in Europe, leaving me at home with
Speaker 2: the kids, which was really well received by my loyal team.
Speaker 1: I think we can safe for you upstart this chance,
Speaker 1: Greg Greg Greg Greg.
Speaker 2: Turns out they love my husband as much as Hazy
Speaker 2: and I unashamedly love Chad Krueger. Is the fact that
Speaker 2: Avrol hasn't been nominated for about forty six years because
Speaker 2: she hasn't had a hit for a while.
Speaker 1: Is she Canadian? Yeah, I didn't know that. I thought
Speaker 1: to get rid of protest that she would have played
Speaker 1: a bit of the Exes music. In saying that, can
Speaker 1: I just say, I don't want to another people that
Speaker 1: hate some Nickelback for no reason.
Speaker 2: You never hate on Knickelback. I loved them good stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, saying that's I could not find that in the system.
Speaker 1: I had to bring it in from an outside source.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's fine. And finally Hazy joined the shit show.
Speaker 1: A big show coming up as well, Judge Jody.
Speaker 2: Yes, she returns a dilemma. Oops, what's the wrong thing?
Speaker 1: How ridiculous. I was like, hang on, Judge Jody, that
Speaker 1: was yesterday, and I'm the one who's saying that here,
Speaker 1: that's okay, here we go. I did a live.
Speaker 2: It turns out he's the Master has.
Speaker 1: Heavenly just swooped in and become the Queen of mass yeesh,
Speaker 1: she had.
Speaker 2: Something I didn't know that. Producers Zoe Tommy, she partied
Speaker 2: with Justin Bieber and they might have hooked up. Then
Speaker 2: you had some gossip of your own this morning.
Speaker 1: Do you said just hooked.
Speaker 2: Up with just Wait, hooked up with everyone from mass
Speaker 2: not producers Zoe with Justin Timberlake, and then you had
Speaker 2: some gossip about Devin Booker.
Speaker 1: So Justin Timberlake cooked up with producer Sean, who's married
Speaker 1: to Zoe, who's in a relationship with Abby who's married
Speaker 1: to producer Sean.
Speaker 2: You had one job, and that was to talk about
Speaker 2: Devon Booker and Jenna Ortaga from Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Devon is a type of meat. Wednesday is the day
Speaker 1: of the week.
Speaker 2: And he was so happy for Alisha. He congratulated her twice.
Speaker 2: Let's go to Alisha from Aberfoil Park. You're coming tonight.
Speaker 3: You're welcome.
Speaker 2: We'll see you tonight.
Speaker 1: Sure, from Penny Out, I feel like having a bit
Speaker 1: of a party on a Thursday.
Speaker 8: Absolutely doesn't exactly exactly right.
Speaker 2: All right, we'll see you tonight, Alisha. Yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 2: So we just spoke to Alsia.
Speaker 1: I just went back just pushing all these buttons, like, oh,
Speaker 1: what's this one to doing, what's this one doing? They
Speaker 1: just sort of all mashed together. That's fine.
Speaker 2: Do you want to go back to Alisha again?
Speaker 1: Hey? Can we call Alisha again? We'd like expect them
Speaker 1: for a third time.
Speaker 2: So to Alisha, well done once again. Congrats also to
Speaker 2: producer Zoe and Justin Timberlake on their burgeoning romance, and
Speaker 2: to my absent husband, have a great weekend.
Speaker 1: Well there you go, just another opportunity to really air
Speaker 1: your thoughts which actually really destroy my heart. Just kidding.
Speaker 1: It's a lot of fun.