Speaker 1: Let's head to money con huge night last.
Speaker 2: Time the Monico brand Prix. It's like the most iconic
Speaker 2: of all the Formula One racers. I've always wanted to go.
Speaker 2: And my fiance Paul is there at the moment, and
Speaker 2: he said to me called yesterday and he was like,
Speaker 2: once in a lifetime. Back, once in a lifetime, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, well, can we make it twice in a
Speaker 2: lifetime so I can go once too?
Speaker 1: Have you told Clinton what you wake up to at
Speaker 1: three o'clock this morning?
Speaker 3: I'm tied. So he's there, He's on a boy's trips, like.
Speaker 1: Luxury boat with some big names. He's over there with
Speaker 1: Maddie Damon.
Speaker 2: Mattie Damon, they're there together, and they decided at three
Speaker 2: point thirty this morning, is that Paul was going to
Speaker 2: FaceTime me, who was in the pitch back sound asleep
Speaker 2: in Melbourne, and matt was going to FaceTime his wife
Speaker 2: in New York and then make us talk to each other,
Speaker 2: just hold just on speakerphone.
Speaker 3: And they were in the conversation.
Speaker 2: And I was like, I could just call Lucy if
Speaker 2: I wanted to talk to Lucy at three o'clock in
Speaker 2: the morning.
Speaker 1: But I was sleeping anybody.
Speaker 4: Did you take it?
Speaker 3: I took it?
Speaker 4: Or did you talk about eighteen minutes?
Speaker 1: Eighteen minutes?
Speaker 2: And I was looking at it before it was eighteen yep,
Speaker 2: eighteen minutes. I sat on the phone to them and
Speaker 2: then they were like, I think Lossi's gone. I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm still here. I was lying in the pitch black
Speaker 2: in my bed, just with it on.
Speaker 1: Speak of Jason Bourne. You don't hang up that phone.
Speaker 4: Having a wound boy would have gone straight through the
Speaker 4: keeper with me.
Speaker 1: Just let it.
Speaker 2: Really, I thought maybe there was a situation. I was
Speaker 2: excited that he call me on a boys trip. I
Speaker 2: was like, ooh, juicy, something juicy's happened. He just wanted
Speaker 2: to wake me up.
Speaker 1: Something exciting happened for our local lad. Though.
Speaker 3: How much Grand Prix do you think the boys watched
Speaker 3: on their boys trip?
Speaker 1: I don't think they know.
Speaker 4: They seek question. Can they see you can.
Speaker 3: See the track from the well technic big screens all
Speaker 3: around if.
Speaker 1: You're watching the race, they would see the Yeah, did
Speaker 1: you hear the cars in the background when they ring?
Speaker 3: No, it was o'clock at night over there. I wonder
Speaker 3: if they're still going in the background.
Speaker 1: Don't answer that that's in tapment.
Speaker 2: But yes, anyway, big night at the Montico Grand Prix.
Speaker 2: Very proud of our Melbourne boy, Oscar Piastree, who started
Speaker 2: in p two, finished in p two. It was one
Speaker 2: of the only Grand PRIs where they finished in the
Speaker 2: same position as they started. A very tricky course to overtake.
Speaker 4: Time from the front.
Speaker 3: You're very tricky.
Speaker 1: We were proud. Someone we spoke to a little bit
Speaker 1: earlier was a lot more proud than us.
Speaker 3: Nicole Piastre.
Speaker 2: Oscar's gorgeous mum who lives here in Melbourne with his
Speaker 2: three sisters. He's obviously off traveling the world. We spoke
Speaker 2: to earlier, your family and just so gorgeous. You guys
Speaker 2: are just glued to the screen watching him go around
Speaker 2: like beaming with pride. But seeing him on the podium
Speaker 2: last night, standing up there with his trophy, that's what
Speaker 2: you live for, right, That's what he lives for.
Speaker 5: And he's been going for a long time. He left
Speaker 5: at fourteen well to pursue this dream. But when they're
Speaker 5: so happy, he's so happy, and I think just I mean,
Speaker 5: not many people get to actually achieve their dreams, a
Speaker 5: dream come true. To be on a podium in Monacoil,
Speaker 5: just being a Formula one car.
Speaker 1: Amazing did you see and not the crash? I'm not
Speaker 1: talking about on a Lap one, but there was a
Speaker 1: boat crash. What happened?
Speaker 2: I saw the headline and I asked, like Jesus, if
Speaker 2: this is pulling his stupid mates, But it wasn't. It
Speaker 2: wasn't him. Someone took it. It looked like a tender,
Speaker 2: one of the smaller boats.
Speaker 1: My dad always said, if you want some entertainment, grab
Speaker 1: a six pack and sit down at the boat ramp
Speaker 1: and just watch idiots trying to put boats on.
Speaker 2: Well, these boat those boats they have over there are amazing,
Speaker 2: so that it wouldn't be a cheap mistake that was
Speaker 2: made when the boat crashed over the jetty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was an out of controlled tender.
Speaker 4: It looked like it had no driver. I think you
Speaker 4: driver fell off a ghost boat.
Speaker 1: A ghost boat, and it's like all through the marina
Speaker 1: and then driven up onto the dry dock, just missing people.
Speaker 2: Those boats are so big, some of them that that
Speaker 2: wouldn't have been a tiny boat and looked minuscule next
Speaker 2: to some of those big boat. Paul said that there
Speaker 2: were boats out there that were so big they couldn't
Speaker 2: even get into the marina.
Speaker 4: It's a bit like Jason's boatliners.
Speaker 1: You've got a shower on yours? Actually, actually I have
Speaker 1: a water off.
Speaker 3: Have a toilet on your boat?
Speaker 1: No, you just stand at the back and like you
Speaker 1: lean on the back and you get a mate to
Speaker 1: hold you by the shirt so you don't fall in.
Speaker 3: He's still a wizzer off the side.
Speaker 1: Is that what you mean?
Speaker 2: I mean, I guess so. I thought you might have
Speaker 2: had an actual proper toilet. You've got an underneath?
Speaker 1: No, or it is. It's a tiny.
Speaker 3: It's not a tiny. I've seen it. Have a steering wheel,
Speaker 3: does have a thing at the back place.
Speaker 4: Imagine you it's Paul On, your.
Speaker 1: Movie star Matt Damon would not be on this boat
Speaker 1: in it.
Speaker 3: He'd love it. He'd love the tiny.
Speaker 1: Hey, what are you guys like behind the wheel?
Speaker 4: I'm pretty good, I'm okay.
Speaker 3: No, please terrible and.
Speaker 2: Gets distracted when I drive in your car. Last time
Speaker 2: I got whiplash.
Speaker 3: You did, you're driving?
Speaker 4: You knew that was bad, but I put Miss Universe
Speaker 4: on her back. Excuse me, I'm sorry I flipped her
Speaker 4: in the celebrity g Yeah, and she rolled.
Speaker 1: On her roof. I like the way you said it better.
Speaker 3: Very different to having missus Universe on her back.
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty fourteen. Who should not be behind the wheel?
Speaker 4: Quint mawha maa ma wa if And I in the
Speaker 4: car right now.
Speaker 1: Isn't she? I think I'm saying, you know what was
Speaker 1: the mobile? Oh no, because it'll.
Speaker 3: Ring you think she shouldn't have her driver's lisses.
Speaker 1: Like if I go in the car with low I
Speaker 1: cannot sit in the passenger seat her spatial awareness. I'll
Speaker 1: be like, and my anxiety will just go through the room.
Speaker 1: She's going to hit the rims. She's going to hit
Speaker 1: the rims, and.
Speaker 3: Then having a passenger, it'll.
Speaker 1: Be like that's the gutter, or she'll go the.
Speaker 2: Other passengers who think they should be driving, like just
Speaker 2: get up and walk.
Speaker 1: Then would she want to say you could park another
Speaker 1: car between her car and the gun?
Speaker 3: That's considerate of her. Well, if someone else needs that park,
Speaker 3: they can park in between.
Speaker 4: Thoughtful. She's got you there.
Speaker 1: When she's reversing out the driveway, I tell the kids
Speaker 1: to run for cover.
Speaker 3: I'll just park wherever I want.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 2: I went to this long game on the weekend and
Speaker 2: I just thought this no standing looks good to me.
Speaker 3: There was no parking.
Speaker 1: Does he put the hazards on?
Speaker 3: I don't know where they are.
Speaker 1: You don't know where the hazard button is in the car?
Speaker 3: Na I told you that?
Speaker 1: So what do you got?
Speaker 4: An indicator and a Deefer drag?
Speaker 3: Left it there?
Speaker 4: Do you do this there?
Speaker 3: When I came back and it.
Speaker 4: Was no ticket?
Speaker 3: No ticket, that's a win, that's a win.
Speaker 1: Oh there was no wheels either. It was up on
Speaker 1: blocks thirteen twenty four ten. Who should not be behind
Speaker 1: the wheel? Yeah, you want to dob your selfie or
Speaker 1: a partners eight past nine or across.
Speaker 3: I liked the heckness, this sickness of that for once.
Speaker 3: I'm having a rough morning, aren't I?
Speaker 1: Last night mum was watching the Formula One.
Speaker 3: The boy went, well did any oscar piastre well done?
Speaker 1: I'm a podium spoke to his mum from Brighton this
Speaker 1: morning when he comes back to Melbourne. How is he
Speaker 1: with you behind the wheel if you pick him uprom
Speaker 1: the airport in the Torago? Is he like the driver?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 5: He's not great.
Speaker 1: Imagine that your Formula one driving your mum's driving your car?
Speaker 4: You'd be like, get out of the right lane.
Speaker 3: Oh, mom, left right floor.
Speaker 1: Mom.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's lovely, Nicole Piastre, it's nice to talk to.
Speaker 4: There are some shocking drivers on the road, and I've
Speaker 4: got a theory it used to be Volvo drivers.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they get a huge block your ears.
Speaker 1: I reckon.
Speaker 4: Tesla drivers are shocking.
Speaker 1: I agree? Are they just bin to your one over
Speaker 1: here might be saving the world.
Speaker 4: But maybe not you, Lauren, but you're he's the brothers
Speaker 4: and sisters.
Speaker 3: Uber. It's a Tesla. I kept getting Tesla? Or am
Speaker 3: I booking?
Speaker 1: I think you're booking the nicer route.
Speaker 4: Comfort comfort electric?
Speaker 1: Because my I thirty that rock up for me on
Speaker 1: Friday night to get home from the past economical. It
Speaker 1: was not a Tesla.
Speaker 3: That was a good driver.
Speaker 1: I don't know. My feet were in the front seat
Speaker 1: and I was little. She was tight.
Speaker 2: It's funny when you get really smaller, big there's three
Speaker 2: adults in the back and you're like, oh, just in
Speaker 2: the front.
Speaker 4: Do you know what you should say this? I got in.
Speaker 4: I got in the back right, so behind the driver.
Speaker 1: Don't do that. That's scarce.
Speaker 3: That feels lopsided to me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, rolling plane they like to seat you so you
Speaker 1: balance out.
Speaker 4: But it threw him and it through me as well,
Speaker 4: but I sort of went with it.
Speaker 1: No, it's probably I would freak out if that's where
Speaker 1: the passenger sat. I'm like, I don't want them behind me.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't want to behind me.
Speaker 1: I like riding shotgun? Do you?
Speaker 3: I think some uber drivers find that quite confronting. They
Speaker 3: don't like it.
Speaker 4: You've got to go left back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, back, left ways.
Speaker 4: You know what, I'm gonna start going middle, do the
Speaker 4: right thing, the right things.
Speaker 1: Rogue that's right in the middle with a little strap
Speaker 1: thirteen twenty four ten. Who should be taken?
Speaker 3: The thought of you sitting in the middle seat in
Speaker 3: the back seat.
Speaker 1: And every time they'll look at the review mirror, I'll
Speaker 1: be like, come on right.
Speaker 2: Just your big head, hello, all right? Who shouldn't be
Speaker 2: behind the wheel? Melbourne, thirteen twenty four ten is our number?
Speaker 2: Jen in Wheelers Hill? Do you know someone who shouldn't
Speaker 2: be driving?
Speaker 4: My mother?
Speaker 3: Why? What's wrong?
Speaker 4: They're going to say, under the bus, But don't do that.
Speaker 8: I can do it because she leaves in West in Australia.
Speaker 3: Going to this and so what's wrong with their driving.
Speaker 8: She's fine ish on the road, like the most of the.
Speaker 3: Car finny in car park, Oh.
Speaker 8: Absolutely terrifying in car packs, not pedestrians. She's very respectful there.
Speaker 8: She's had three spender benders in twenty twenty three into
Speaker 8: her new car.
Speaker 3: Sender bender like she's.
Speaker 8: Parked badly and someone pulled in or pulled out and
Speaker 8: they scratched down the side of it. I don't understand why,
Speaker 8: I like, you let my brothers talk you into buying
Speaker 8: a car for a young family instead of the little
Speaker 8: jacks cracky you should be driving.
Speaker 3: What car is she driving?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 8: It's one of these when she bought it's one of these,
Speaker 8: like six seaters sudn.
Speaker 3: Nan Nan doesn't need one of them.
Speaker 1: My wife parked the down at half Moon Bay and
Speaker 1: then she's left the door open and the winds hit it,
Speaker 1: so it's throwing the door into another car.
Speaker 4: Did she did she just drive off the door? Did
Speaker 4: she drive off?
Speaker 1: I don't know, Laura, was she in the car, she
Speaker 1: was getting out of the car. She got out of
Speaker 1: the car with the door open, and then yeah, the
Speaker 1: wind hit it.
Speaker 4: She drove off?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, the other owner was there. I said,
Speaker 1: please tell me drove off.
Speaker 3: She said, no, no, you can't be doing that of
Speaker 3: the test Leanna in Cheltenham, good morning. Who shouldn't be
Speaker 3: driving that?
Speaker 7: You know, my it's the neighbor.
Speaker 3: What's wrong with your neighbor?
Speaker 1: Have they hit the fence?
Speaker 7: He's about nineteen plus his death blind in one eye.
Speaker 4: Definitely that's allowed.
Speaker 7: I think, so it's not allowed, and I don't know
Speaker 7: he's still driving. He's driving his wife's weekly to the
Speaker 7: local chops and the cafe.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's so sad though, because you take their
Speaker 2: driver's license off, so you take their independence.
Speaker 3: But I think if you're blinded because you wear a patch.
Speaker 7: No, no, he doesn't. But when we walk down the driveway,
Speaker 7: he's like, ah, is that my husband called me? He
Speaker 7: calls that Anna or what?
Speaker 3: And he thinks you're his wife.
Speaker 1: Yes, we'll definitely put him behind the wheel of a
Speaker 1: motor vehicle. He sounds. I hope he's my uber driver today.
Speaker 9: It's here he comes, stop it stop?
Speaker 1: Should give it away?
Speaker 3: Wouldn't it respect your elders to stop?
Speaker 1: He'll be fine for the first part of the test
Speaker 1: when they say cover one on read the letters. Second
Speaker 1: part is going to get him though, Marco.
Speaker 4: He's definitely got a blind spot.
Speaker 1: Poor bugger should go all right?
Speaker 4: Okay, got another one.
Speaker 3: From morning time? Who should be taking off the roads?
Speaker 6: Well, it's a blanket statement. It's much like a test one.
Speaker 6: It's Volkswagon drivers. I see lots and lots of them
Speaker 6: because I'm on the road a lot, and we get
Speaker 6: a lot of dash can videos and we chuckle about
Speaker 6: every Friday night. But even while waiting for you guys
Speaker 6: on the call, I pulled into a very popular fast
Speaker 6: food restaurant car park and I saw one run up
Speaker 6: the back of another one while they're in the drive through.
Speaker 6: Volkswagen board.
Speaker 3: Oh no, that's not praying in the drive through. He
Speaker 3: was just one of his big.
Speaker 1: Man Yeah, they're excited. Think it's at the second window.
Speaker 1: More more of a concern. Cant happening Friday night? Do
Speaker 1: you sit there with a vena and watch dashboard videos?
Speaker 1: Back to sorry? Do you sit there and watch dash
Speaker 1: cam footage back on a Friday?
Speaker 6: When we have Friday drinks, we tend to put out
Speaker 6: the best of the weekend. I would say about eighty
Speaker 6: percent of them a Volkswagen related What.
Speaker 3: Do you what do you do for across Justin. Are
Speaker 3: you a bus driver or something?
Speaker 6: No, No, I'm an engineer, but I might do a
Speaker 6: bit of driving. But it's just interesting that the demount
Speaker 6: we can see and it is getting scary, used to
Speaker 6: be rangers that it has been. Tesla's a little bit,
Speaker 6: but predominantly we're seeing Volkswagens. They just do silly things,
Speaker 6: and I don't know whether I think it's like the
Speaker 6: old Volvo. I'm driving a very safe car. I see
Speaker 6: lots of axes, but I never had one.
Speaker 1: Good on your Justin, you sound like a Volvo driver.
Speaker 4: He does.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that we've really his like topic subscribed to.
Speaker 3: He's made for this chat. He heard this phone topic
Speaker 3: and he was like, that's me.
Speaker 1: We've been doing this for Friday nights for years.
Speaker 4: Finally look at this one.
Speaker 3: Guys, who's going to his dash cam parties? I wonder
Speaker 3: his family? Who's he having any stash campanies when they
Speaker 3: host them? I wonder can we go to you want
Speaker 3: to go to a dash cam party?
Speaker 1: We must go go.
Speaker 3: Vanessa from mill Park? Do you want to come to
Speaker 3: the dash can?
Speaker 2: I love to? Okay, we've got another guest for you, Vanessa,
Speaker 2: who shouldn't be driving.
Speaker 10: So my sixteen year old daughter got her learners two
Speaker 10: weeks ago. Mind you, she failed the online test full
Speaker 10: time before she got it right. And I've only been
Speaker 10: for one drive with her and my husband one drive. Also,
Speaker 10: we've both swept the wheel several times. You need to
Speaker 10: get the lesson mirror, kick the barrier. At one stage
Speaker 10: she didn't got no spatial awareness of the road, so
Speaker 10: she's hopeless.
Speaker 2: You need to get the This is what my parents
Speaker 2: did because the first time my mum took me out driving,
Speaker 2: I also failed my test.
Speaker 3: She I pulled over.
Speaker 2: We had such a big fight in the car that
Speaker 2: I just pulled over, left the doors open, and got out.
Speaker 1: My dad told me I can't steer, So I mounted
Speaker 1: that curb and said, I'm walking home.
Speaker 2: Does anyone have the courage to get in a car
Speaker 2: with someone for the first time that they drive. If
Speaker 2: I am ever lucky enough to have children, there is
Speaker 2: no way on earth.
Speaker 3: I'll say, here you go, here's the keys. You've never
Speaker 3: driven a car before, let's go.
Speaker 1: What you learn is on for a driving.
Speaker 3: I'll take him. I'll teach Hudson.
Speaker 1: You teach him how to do a burnout, how.
Speaker 3: To do a burnout. How to do that? I don't
Speaker 3: know how to do a burnout. Do you push the
Speaker 3: brake and accelerate at the same time? Is that what
Speaker 3: you're doing? It is just you're dowey.
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