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Speaker 1: Welcome to the podcast.

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Speaker 2: Guys.

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Speaker 1: Great to have you on. Love to say it's going

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Speaker 1: to be a friendly podcast. It's going to get nasty, mate,

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Speaker 1: I know that much. We want to know.

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Speaker 2: You've got a headlock a bucket of smash crabs.

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Speaker 1: Well you don't have to say that, but best legs

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Speaker 1: you've ever heard. I mean I find that one quite attacked.

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Speaker 2: You've had more cox in a second end shotgun?

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's your mum and dad are cousins. Mum's your sister.

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Speaker 2: Well it's you know, you know, you've just got to

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Speaker 2: be careful these days.

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Speaker 1: You can't say a lot of the ones that we

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Speaker 1: would have. I mean I found that way about the

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Speaker 1: cox quite aggressive.

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Speaker 2: I hope you actually beat that one.

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Speaker 3: Out because I haven't had that many cocks. Well you

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Speaker 3: haven't had a shotgun. You don't have a gun license.

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Speaker 3: Well that's the issue.

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Speaker 2: That's the thing.

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Speaker 1: I don't so plenty more of that on Today's.

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Speaker 4: Podcast and Whipper podcast.

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Speaker 1: There's a real art to the insult, you know, the

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Speaker 1: crafty of the insult, the clever, the more rewarding and

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Speaker 1: the payoff, the more chance of stumping somebody. That's cricket.

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Speaker 1: Term says and at the same time, a sledge on

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Speaker 1: the cricket pitch can also be extremely powerful. Thirteen twenty four.

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Speaker 1: Ten best insult You've Ever heard? Found a list yesterday.

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Speaker 3: The practice here were my favorite growing up, learning down

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Speaker 3: at the port along a cricket club, and there was

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Speaker 3: a fair bit of cheating going on, But I've seen

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Speaker 3: a bet of batter and a fish and chip shop

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Speaker 3: was always my favorite. So basic, it's so simple, and

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Speaker 3: if you actually deliver it, just as the bowl is

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Speaker 3: coming in, you can put a batsman off enough where

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Speaker 3: you can see them have.

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Speaker 2: A bit of a chuckle.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, jump through to the coeper.

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Speaker 2: How's that?

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Speaker 1: That's the thing. The clever insults not designed to actually insult,

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Speaker 1: more to make them laugh and to throw them off

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Speaker 1: their game.

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Speaker 2: I tell you I got into trouble here we go.

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Speaker 2: I mentioned Jim England. I need to mention him again.

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Speaker 3: He's not the guy with a well no. When we

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Speaker 3: were younger in during this we got told. We got

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Speaker 3: told over number three, ball number two. Just everyone appeal.

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Speaker 3: I don't care what happens. Just everyone confuse everyone and

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Speaker 3: everyone in the team just appeal, and we all did,

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Speaker 3: and Jim just gave it.

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Speaker 2: Out.

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Speaker 3: I think it was just it went down league side

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Speaker 3: or something didn't matter, and it was just like.

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Speaker 2: The guy batting was like, what are you appealing for?

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Speaker 3: I didn't even get any any of the ball, and

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Speaker 3: Jim's gone, mate, Nick that one.

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Speaker 1: Sorry mate. If the crowd says it, that's tough. One

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Speaker 1: hundred and one men can't be wrong.

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Speaker 2: My this is this is even worse.

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Speaker 3: I was batting Junior's dad was umpiring, and I nicked

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Speaker 3: it to the second slip right, so bypass the wicket

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Speaker 3: it and Dad goes, I didn't hear anything. I didn't

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Speaker 3: hear anything. Or how does he get from there over

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Speaker 3: there into his hands?

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Speaker 1: A lot of spin?

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Speaker 2: Dad?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I was beating up again. It was some

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Speaker 1: real He wins most of his fights by about twenty

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Speaker 3: So the other rule was you never give out a

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Speaker 3: teammate LBW because in suburban cricket you've got an umpire

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Speaker 3: against your own teammates. Yeah, you never give out in LBW.

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Speaker 3: Doesn't matter if it's plumb, you're just go No, I

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Speaker 1: I did hear somebody when they teed off playing golf

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Speaker 1: and hit it badly. Someone said, g you tread that

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Speaker 1: like an ugly step son. Oh that is that is

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Speaker 1: not fair. A couple of others on the list here.

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Speaker 1: You aren't the stupidest person on the planet, but I

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Speaker 1: better hope they don't die another one here. You couldn't

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Speaker 1: get laid if you crawled up a chicken's bum and

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Speaker 1: wayed you turn. Okay, You're not completely worthless. You could

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Speaker 1: always be used as a bad example. This person's written.

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Speaker 1: My favorite is I'm jealous of everybody who's never met you.

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Speaker 2: But they're not cricket sledges.

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Speaker 1: No they're not, mate, they're not, They're just not you want.

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Speaker 1: I started with insil so then I said it ties

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Speaker 1: into cricket sledges, playing it into something that's going on

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Speaker 1: of the radio break, I know a mind reader who

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Speaker 1: would charge you half price. That's not bad. He has

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Speaker 1: a face like a stunt stuntman's knee. I would call

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Speaker 1: you a tool, but that implies that you are actually

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Speaker 1: useful for something. YEA that I would explain it to

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Speaker 1: you but I don't have enough crayons.

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Speaker 2: Like a bit of a chuckle there.

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Speaker 1: The closest thing you'll have to a brainstorm is a

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Speaker 1: light drizzle.

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Speaker 2: Said. No, I'm not.

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Speaker 5: I'm not a big sledger. I'm more of a raise

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Speaker 5: your teammates up by just saying hey, one brings to

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Speaker 5: you know, one brings.

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Speaker 6: To But someone would have sledged you because easy picking.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you just stand anywhere on any cricket field

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Speaker 5: and just someone walks past and says busy on the

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Speaker 2: Classic just never told. Wherever I go in my life,

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Speaker 1: Classic, really good?

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Speaker 2: I hate it?

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Speaker 3: So I do react on your mum and dad's street.

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Speaker 1: Wow, that's just leave Gaila.

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Speaker 2: Can we get chill?

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Speaker 1: Hello? Good bitch? Got an insult?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I've heard when a boy's got a little bit

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Speaker 8: You've got a face like a secondhand up board.

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Speaker 2: Oh pretty good, It's not bad. I enjoyed it.

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Speaker 1: If you've got any sledges or insults this morning, Hailey's

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Speaker 1: in Newcastle, best insult hales Hi.

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Speaker 9: Someone said to me, did your parents have the same

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Speaker 9: last name before they got married?

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Speaker 1: In bred Hailey?

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Speaker 8: That's pretty harsh.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but are you. Are you a good looking person?

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Speaker 9: Hales or Oh, I'm not conventionally, but I think I

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Speaker 9: am all right.

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Speaker 1: Head like a second hand dart board. I'm going back

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Speaker 1: to the hang on him, Haley, back to the first

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Speaker 1: insult that was we got.

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Speaker 3: When I had acne when I was younger. I got

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Speaker 3: head like a half eaten pasty.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, pizza face.

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Speaker 1: Pizza face. Oh that's not fair, is it.

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Speaker 6: It's not because acne is such a tough thing.

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Speaker 1: Busy on the M five MDJ.

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Speaker 6: Okay, mate, it probably is time for traffic.

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Speaker 1: Mate, it's Meghan and Ride. Welcome to the show. Megan,

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Speaker 1: what's your best insult?

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Speaker 10: Shame about the faith?

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Speaker 1: Good?

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Speaker 2: Rig on? Your shame about the face?

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Speaker 1: Isn't that a prawn? Will you rip off the head

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Speaker 1: and eat the body?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? You just call someone a prawn and then I

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Speaker 2: ask you why.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they get that right, MDG. But a feedback from the.

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Speaker 2: Yeah you did.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, no, that's correct. I just don't think you would

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Speaker 5: have ever been called a prawl.

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Speaker 1: No, god, no, no, you'd eat the whole thing.

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Speaker 3: Jonathan inside, what's your best insult?

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Speaker 2: John?

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Speaker 8: You're about as useless as a fly screen on a submarine.

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Speaker 2: Oh, that's so good.

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Speaker 1: That's fly Greene on a submarine.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, john A, you beauty.

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Speaker 1: Thanks everyone that's.

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Speaker 2: Coming to my mind.

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Speaker 3: I have to stop, take a deep breath and go No,

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Speaker 3: I cannot say that on air.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean just right? Give us give us

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Speaker 1: a bit of warm No, No, I'm not because you

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Speaker 1: know what your recency.

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Speaker 6: I don't know if you thought about it and you

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Speaker 6: said it another time?

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Speaker 2: Jackie, he's given us a call. What's your best insult? Jack?

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Speaker 11: It is you're the reason God doesn't talk to it.

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Speaker 1: Anymore on a global scale. It's extraordinary to make friends

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Speaker 1: and influence people.

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Speaker 2: Thanks Jack great way to leave a room, isn't it?

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Speaker 1: Isn't it?

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Speaker 2: Oh, we've got an eleven year old? Winton? Hi? Winton, Hi,

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Speaker 2: what's the best insult you've got?

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Speaker 9: Your mom's so sad that when she went into space?

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Speaker 2: That was miss when she was went into space, that

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Speaker 6: You can't use your mama checks.

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Speaker 2: I mean we go down that right?

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Speaker 1: If we're going down your mama?

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Speaker 2: Did you just cancel? The eleven year old doesn't canceled?

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Speaker 2: Very impressive, it's a pretty impressive line.

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Speaker 1: You've tried personally liked it, and I hope you're with

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Speaker 1: the teen k a day in October. To be honest, man,

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Speaker 1: I enjoyed it because we're holding back. So let's let

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Speaker 1: the listener do it.

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Speaker 3: It's too woke. I'm sorry. Rebecca from Hitchinbrook. What's your

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Speaker 3: best insult?

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Speaker 8: Mike, cholesterol is higher than your standards.

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Speaker 1: Him, cholesterol is higher than your standards. It's one to

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Speaker 1: think about. You want. I think you want the insult

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Speaker 1: to have immediate punch. You don't want them to go.

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure about that. Do you want to move

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Speaker 1: on from it really quickly?

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Speaker 2: When they're running?

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Speaker 3: We know one of those insults could win ten thousand

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Speaker 3: dollars to Winter Quarter beauty?

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Speaker 1: Is it too wrong to open the lines and extend it?

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Speaker 1: Tommy just to Mama jokes?

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Speaker 2: No, we won't do your Mama half hour.

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Speaker 1: We won't do that.

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Speaker 2: I don't think has.

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Speaker 1: Anyone ever done that on radio? Could have be a

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Speaker 1: radio first. I do half an hour of your Mama,

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Speaker 1: followed by the Fortune cook. Who's that? Oh that guy

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Speaker 1: that used to come on our show Fortune? He's dated.

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Speaker 1: I wonder if he's still working there? Rssels doing the We're.

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Speaker 6: Just sitting at his desk. Smashing for fortune Cookie?

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Speaker 2: Who knows you're hanging out?

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Speaker 1: What about Maddie.

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Speaker 9: On Facebook?

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Speaker 1: Oh you are so ugly. I wouldn't even book you

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Speaker 1: on face?

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Speaker 2: Do you still poke on Facebook?

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Speaker 1: Your mama?

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Speaker 2: I think I got removed.

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Speaker 5: It is a bit sort of poking suggestive?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks Maddie. What about Ren in bass Hill?

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Speaker 2: Hi?

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Speaker 9: Ren?

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Speaker 3: Hello?

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Speaker 1: What's your insult? Mate? What is it? Carlo?

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Speaker 9: You have? You have teeth like a wicket.

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Speaker 1: You have teeth like a wicket?

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Speaker 2: Three teeth?

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Speaker 1: Good to get out on a.

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Speaker 1: Book a hotel, flight, surfboard and stalkhill all before you

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Speaker 1: What if it's Ozzie for travel? I have to throw

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Speaker 1: I'm better than the average man at doing that. I've

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Speaker 1: how old's your dog? And they'll go three? What's their name? Bruce?

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Speaker 2: Times? Have you done that? The time?

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Speaker 1: Wherever we go and I see golden triever, I can

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Speaker 6: Well that's because you worked in building though.

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Speaker 1: No, not really. I just got an eye for it

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Speaker 2: I've got what carboners love that.

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Speaker 3: They just love the clients sticking around, going let me

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Speaker 1: What about this one? What about this one? My ability

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Speaker 12: You had me until it came to something like reflexes,

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Speaker 1: You know what else I think I'm going to like

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Speaker 1: If we're in a crowded room, like and there's a

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Speaker 13: Here the profile, or then you went, you're right, you

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Speaker 13: are show me the pick the german Man in the room.

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Speaker 1: I would be able to pick that nationality.

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Speaker 2: It's extraordinary.

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Speaker 5: This is a I'd love to read the full list

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Speaker 1: Well you think that's about it. The talented mister Whippley,

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Speaker 1: Oh new book. What do you guys have to make

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Speaker 1: a great movie?

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Speaker 2: That would make a great movie?

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Speaker 1: Hit another fly tom You believe you've got an uncanny ability?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I think till the time wherever you are, yeah,

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Speaker 7: And that's obviously without looking at a clock or a phone.

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Speaker 7: I don't watch on that, No, but without looking at

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Speaker 1: You shut your eyes now? Okay, shut your eyes right

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Speaker 1: and in a moment's time, I'm going to ask you

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Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, Tommy, what is the exact time right now?

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Speaker 7: And fifty three seconds?

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Speaker 1: Fifty seven?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Good look, I promise.

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Speaker 6: In Thailand, well, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I'm not good with world clocks, but.

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Speaker 6: All the time anywhere that so.

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Speaker 2: It would be what are you looking for? Sex? Twenty two?

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Speaker 1: Dad plays this game in seconds? Okay in Thailand to

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know.

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Speaker 5: I'm going to with daylight saving time, it really puts

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Speaker 1: I still don't.

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Speaker 7: Right now, you're not going to get everyone right says,

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Speaker 7: what about you.

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Speaker 1: Any unique skills?

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Speaker 3: Do you know?

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Speaker 6: I reckon I can predict death, Oh my.

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Speaker 2: God, when someone stops breathing.

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Speaker 1: When you hear that flat line.

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Speaker 2: Pretty much.

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Speaker 12: No, I seem to have dreams about people in my life,

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Speaker 1: My god, have you had any dreams about anybody in

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Speaker 1: the team. We don't look at me like that.

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Speaker 6: With helpful life, any family members or anything I had.

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Speaker 12: I had a dream one of my closest friends growing up,

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Speaker 12: and said we'll.

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Speaker 4: Look after him.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 12: And then in the dream as well, one of his

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Speaker 6: He was unwell, wow, yeah.

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Speaker 2: That's full on. Can you just have another dream tonight?

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Speaker 2: There's a big horse ride.

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Speaker 1: If you could work that out and not kill me,

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Speaker 1: it says you were talking about off air. I House

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Speaker 1: thinks she has an amazing ability to shut her eyes.

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Speaker 1: If we were to spin her in a circle and

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Speaker 4: You said to.

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Speaker 12: Me, Sarah, if we put a bag on your head,

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Speaker 12: could you tell me which way is north? And I

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Speaker 6: And you said to me, oh, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: And that was how that went. You said, I was

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Speaker 1: on my brain. That's what you were suggesting, GPS brain.

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Speaker 3: I remember when I was a janitor at a university

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Speaker 1: We don't want a whiteboard if I'll make a movie

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Speaker 1: out of that, Gabby. Hello, Hey guys, get what's your

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Speaker 10: Quite a long top lip and quite a short distance

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Speaker 10: I can actually block my nose using my lip and

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Speaker 10: I never have to use a nose clip.

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Speaker 1: Or get water.

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Speaker 3: That is, So can you do it jumping into the

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Speaker 2: Up their nose when they jump in gaps.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, I can do that too. My lips is long

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Speaker 10: enough for that. Just spent two weeks in Banua. Two

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Speaker 11: It was amazing.

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Speaker 1: So it's your lip blocking your nostrils.

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Speaker 2: So yes, sorry, Gebby, can I get this right?

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Speaker 3: That means you've got an oversized top lip or you've

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Speaker 2: Small distance between the lip and the nose.

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Speaker 10: I think I've got quite a small distance between the

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Speaker 2: Okay, gotcha?

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Speaker 1: And could you suck your lip in with your nose?

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Speaker 8: Yes?

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Speaker 10: And that's the second part to create that vacue.

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Speaker 3: Have you ever I mean with not much distance? There

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Speaker 3: has there ever been any problems with kissing gab when

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Speaker 1: For Oh, that's not my tonsils, that's my sceptum.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's amazing for me. How was it for you? Well,

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Speaker 2: this loud moment about.

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Speaker 1: Another oyster fall was only twelve and a dozen. You

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Speaker 1: don't have that bag, Sandra and Philip Bay or whatever

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Speaker 1: you got?

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Speaker 14: Hi guys, Hi are you good? Nick?

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Speaker 11: Skill is I can tell how much babies way or kids' way? Okay,

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Speaker 11: I'm a nurse and I've worked with kids for like

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Speaker 11: the last thirty years and pretty much when anyone from

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Speaker 1: Zero toan not zero to fifteen months, zero to fifteen

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Speaker 1: So thirteen year old amazing.

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Speaker 3: So just from my sight, Sandra, or do you have

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Speaker 2: I know what you're way.

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Speaker 11: Oh, I just kind of have a look at them.

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Speaker 1: I'm kind of like, oh, yeah, that's tall.

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Speaker 2: You're trying of that fuel?

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Speaker 11: Yeah, but pretty much, but yeah, definitely under two.

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Speaker 2: I get it, Sandra. Can I throw one out there?

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Speaker 2: I mean, this is just from my site. How much

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Speaker 2: do you reckon whither ways I've ever seen me?

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Speaker 1: Ninety seven? Hes oh Sandra, Yeah, I mean you've gone

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Speaker 1: a little bit heavy. I'm probably coming in more like

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Speaker 1: eighty eight. But I tell you too, well, let's we

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Speaker 1: wound that back a little bit. Says that's actually what

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Speaker 1: I am as well. Ninety seven ninety seven. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: my normal weight, that's my average weight. I've got a

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Speaker 2: Alex, Alex in austral what's your unique skill, Alex?

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Speaker 8: I'm good boys. My skill is I can squirt water

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Speaker 8: like a spine, little jet stream of water that I

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Speaker 8: would go about even one and a half meters from

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Speaker 8: underneath my tongue. If I lifted up little jet, the

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Speaker 8: water will come out.

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Speaker 2: I've seen this, not bad.

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Speaker 1: So that's a gland, isn't it, Alex?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, it's like right in the middle of the tongue,

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Speaker 8: underneath the tongue. It just squirts out. And the how

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Speaker 8: when I discovered it. But I've just been able to

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Speaker 8: do it ever since I can remember. Well, Alex thinking

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Speaker 8: you know, just a little stream in the out of

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Speaker 8: his eyes and next thing you he bowled out.

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Speaker 2: To put people off.

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Speaker 3: I've got to chip a tiny little chip in my

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Speaker 3: front tooth m so I can squirt through that little.

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Speaker 2: Water little hole that I don't you have.

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Speaker 1: To spit I do, Alex? Can I ask are you

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Speaker 8: No, it's just lifting the tongue and not not forcing

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Speaker 8: tongue by by lifting seat tongue.

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Speaker 1: So if you lift your tongue up, it'll squirt every time.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, more more often than not.

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Speaker 3: Wow, extraordinary to Billy Janes, my son Saint Mary's what's

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Speaker 3: your unique skill?

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Speaker 2: Billy Jane, good morning.

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Speaker 11: I've got a photographic memory.

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Speaker 2: Here we go. How how far back can you go?

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Speaker 2: Billy Jane, I don't.

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Speaker 11: Actually know, but yeah I can. I can relive moments

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Speaker 11: as long as I've been there. So it's not like

453
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Speaker 11: your previous caller. I couldn't see something on film and

454
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Speaker 11: replay that. I have to have been there. I'm not

455
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Speaker 11: very good at knowing what a car is. You know,

456
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Speaker 11: it's a black car to me, But if I close

457
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Speaker 11: my eyes and replay it, I can see the car's

458
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Speaker 11: logo in the red joke.

459
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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, what it is?

460
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Speaker 11: Do you find it in the moment?

461
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Speaker 12: Do you find it a blessing or a curse? I

462
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Speaker 12: mean the brain weish sort of. Sometimes it's good to

463
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Speaker 12: forget things.

464
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Speaker 11: Yes, absolutely too much information. So if say somebody's lost

465
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Speaker 11: their keys, and I will remember a moment that they

466
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Speaker 11: had their keys, So then I have to close my

467
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Speaker 11: eyes and replay the video to see where they put

468
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Speaker 11: their key. That's extraordinary, so much information in one scene.

469
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Speaker 11: It's like a video camera in my head.

470
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Speaker 1: And what about words like can you really have a conversation?

471
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Speaker 5: Yeah?

472
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Speaker 11: Absolutely, yeah, And so I often tell people asservate them

473
00:21:18,119 --> 00:21:19,399
Speaker 11: exactly what they said.

474
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Speaker 3: Wow, is there a moment that you can remember, Billy

475
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Speaker 3: Jane that it's been very beneficial to you, you know,

476
00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:28,800
Speaker 3: tracking something, but what car crashes?

477
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Speaker 11: Yeah, in a witness statement of what happened and who

478
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Speaker 11: was there and what's theeed direction?

479
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Speaker 1: How many people, Billy Jane, what's the worst memory that

480
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Speaker 1: you have in your bank there in the data collection?

481
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Speaker 9: Oh?

482
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Speaker 11: Yeah, that's that's that's the awful thing. Yeah, you have

483
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Speaker 11: a breakoup in your head and you can replay it.

484
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Speaker 11: So again, say a very traumassive event that you've witness

485
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Speaker 11: You can't just move that out of your head. It's there,

486
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Speaker 11: and you can replay detail by awful detail.

487
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Speaker 2: If you read a book, can you quote from a book? Yeah?

488
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Speaker 11: And that that helps me sing. I'm an English teacher.

489
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Speaker 8: So yeah.

490
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Speaker 3: So is there any other areas that have been that

491
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Speaker 3: you could get into that you would you would expelling?

492
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Speaker 11: Yeah, I don't know. I guess observation in crowd who

493
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Speaker 11: was there?

494
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Speaker 2: Yes, I can.

495
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Speaker 11: Scan a crowd afterwards, not in the moment.

496
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Speaker 8: It's so bizarre.

497
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Speaker 11: I have to close my eyes to focus on what

498
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Speaker 11: detail we want that is.

499
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Speaker 6: Fascinating crime scene. She'd be great.

500
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Speaker 2: Well, this is the thing.

501
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Speaker 3: If she was at major events, Let's just say she

502
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Speaker 3: followed the Prime Minister around everywhere. She's with Alberenezi the

503
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Speaker 3: whole time, and you're scanning the area if something ever

504
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Speaker 3: happened to aben Ezy like like Billy Jean, can go

505
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Speaker 3: back and scan the area, so it says anything outside

506
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Speaker 3: of the north.

507
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Speaker 1: Using Fitzi's example, right of Anthony Albanese and he's doing

508
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Speaker 1: a public event, he's addressing the people and there's a

509
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Speaker 1: big crowd there and you were there, We put you there, right,

510
00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:07,960
Speaker 1: would you be able to then go to his next event?

511
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Speaker 1: And if we said was there anybody there from the

512
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Speaker 1: first event at the second event, would you be able

513
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Speaker 1: to tell yes?

514
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Speaker 11: Although it does take time because I do have to

515
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Speaker 11: close my eye, skin wine and then coming back to

516
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Speaker 11: the present, if you could do that within minutes?

517
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Speaker 2: Oh saw me? Yeah? Remember jeans around the office? Can

518
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Speaker 2: we employ believe?

519
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Speaker 1: Yeah? Could she follow me? I mean you forget your

520
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,040
Speaker 1: keys and your wallet nearly every day when you go

521
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:41,760
Speaker 1: to the car park.

522
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Speaker 3: I can't remember what we did before seven o'clock on

523
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Speaker 3: the show today because Billy Jean.

524
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Speaker 1: The other day I was at a restaurant and the

525
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Speaker 1: lady turned her heead when I went to put my

526
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Speaker 1: pin in paying with a credit card, and then I said,

527
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Speaker 1: I don't have to testy back and she said, no,

528
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Speaker 1: I've got a photographic memory. I don't want to see

529
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Speaker 1: your card because I'll remember the number. Can you do that?

530
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Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely. I won't look at you when

531
00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:04,480
Speaker 11: you're putting your money.

532
00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:07,920
Speaker 1: You're not taking you out for a drink. Oh my god.

533
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Speaker 2: One more, Stephanie and Bargo. What's your unique skills? Steph?

534
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Speaker 9: I can predict natural disasters?

535
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:18,200
Speaker 2: Oh, give us the last one you did, step.

536
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Speaker 9: The most recent was the flood. It happened in our

537
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Speaker 9: local area. That the first flood yep, you read, no.

538
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Speaker 10: No, no.

539
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Speaker 9: I have a dream the night before and then I'll

540
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Speaker 9: wake up and we'll turn on the news and it

541
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Speaker 9: will be announced that it's a natural disaster.

542
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Speaker 2: Yeah.

543
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Speaker 9: The one before that was the bush fires. So I

544
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:50,320
Speaker 9: had again a dream, wake up the next morning and

545
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Speaker 9: told my husband and I said, oh, this crazy dream,

546
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Speaker 9: you know, there's just these crazy fires. We woke up,

547
00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:59,639
Speaker 9: turned the news on and yeah, the fires had started

548
00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:01,359
Speaker 9: and our friends out had burnt down.

549
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I wasn't sure if it was like

550
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:08,000
Speaker 1: a pressure thing, like you're an elephant, like you're runder

551
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:10,160
Speaker 1: the hills because the pressure changes in the air when

552
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Speaker 1: a tsunami's about to hit.

553
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:14,200
Speaker 9: Well, I've had a tsunami dream as.

554
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Speaker 2: Well, And were you right?

555
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:20,560
Speaker 9: I was. It was the boxing day Indonesian ones.

556
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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Christmas night.

557
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Speaker 9: We went to bed. I woke up the next morning again.

558
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:28,119
Speaker 9: I said to my husband. I was only nineteen, and

559
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Speaker 9: I said, man, I had this crazy dream. We were

560
00:25:30,359 --> 00:25:32,320
Speaker 9: on a beach and there was these crazy ways and

561
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Speaker 9: they just washed over the top of us.

562
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Speaker 1: And then yea more recently.

563
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Speaker 9: Not any recent ones, but it just seems to be

564
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Speaker 9: really like big ones.

565
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Speaker 3: This this happen, I mean, is this psychic ability? Is

566
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Speaker 3: this what we talk about when you have psychic ability?

567
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Speaker 2: How can somebody know?

568
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:52,439
Speaker 1: How can anybody know?

569
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Speaker 3: Just by listening to Stephan he for thirty seconds? Her

570
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Speaker 3: credentials are way better than Francis s Peffer's.

571
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Speaker 1: Allow silk shirt wearing psychic with a sweat problem. Steph,

572
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Speaker 1: could you do us a favor, just because the Bureau

573
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Speaker 1: of Meteorology won't talk to us anymore? If you have

574
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Speaker 1: another dream, can you call the show and just give

575
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Speaker 1: us a quick heads up.

576
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Speaker 9: Sure, not a worry, so.

577
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Speaker 1: We need that for natural disasters, Sarah for death right.

578
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Speaker 1: If anybody wants to know the gender and the age

579
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Speaker 1: of a golden retriemer, I'll do that.

580
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Speaker 2: Steph.

581
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Speaker 3: Steph, can you have a few wines Friday night and

582
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Speaker 3: dream as hard as you can because the everest is

583
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Speaker 3: on Saturday at ran week Just l love to get

584
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Speaker 3: your top three there.

585
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Speaker 1: If that's if you see a mate to strip at all,

586
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Speaker 1: you let us know right.

587
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Speaker 2: On, Steph. That's great, Steff, he's a prediction. Can you

588
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:47,200
Speaker 2: see yourself winning ten ten grand this afternoon with Kate?

589
00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:50,639
Speaker 9: Oh, that would be amazing.

590
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:51,280
Speaker 1: We know that.

591
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:54,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're in the running cross.

592
00:26:55,359 --> 00:26:56,640
Speaker 9: I can't predict money, but.

593
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Speaker 2: A podcast.

594
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,800
Speaker 1: He had an argument last night around the table. Who's

595
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:04,159
Speaker 1: the most famous person in the world right now that

596
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:07,320
Speaker 1: the queen has passed away? My wife was arguing Justin

597
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:11,000
Speaker 1: bieber I was talking about sports stars. Is it Usain Bolt?

598
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:12,040
Speaker 1: Is it an F one driver?

599
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:13,520
Speaker 2: Not your same bowlt anymore?

600
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:16,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, but everybody knows who he is. You've got to

601
00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:20,760
Speaker 1: consider India to consider a China. You know these huge populations.

602
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:23,800
Speaker 1: Is it Kim Kardashian, who is the most famous person

603
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:25,520
Speaker 1: in the world. Thanks Mane.

604
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:27,479
Speaker 2: Is it Tyson Fury? Anyone knows?

605
00:27:28,359 --> 00:27:31,960
Speaker 3: Yes, Tyson Fury is the heavyweight champion of the world.

606
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:35,320
Speaker 3: He's definded his title numerous times.

607
00:27:36,119 --> 00:27:37,280
Speaker 1: Looks great in Vasachi.

608
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Speaker 3: I didn't know this, but he's got two brothers as

609
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:42,040
Speaker 3: well that are good, good boxes. Have a look at that.

610
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:44,360
Speaker 3: That's Tommy there on the right sere. He's a good

611
00:27:44,359 --> 00:27:48,080
Speaker 3: looking guy. Is these Tyson and Tommy? That the beach

612
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:52,280
Speaker 3: tops off beach. Tommy's ripped. Tyson's not that ripped. He's

613
00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:54,679
Speaker 3: a good boxer as well. Tommy, he's up and coming.

614
00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:56,840
Speaker 3: He could be a heavyweight champion of the world in

615
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Speaker 3: the future. God, they've got another brother as well. He's

616
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Speaker 3: a great as well. And the old man, John Fury.

617
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:06,000
Speaker 3: That's John Fury on the left. He taught the boys everything.

618
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Speaker 1: The Gypsy King.

619
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:09,320
Speaker 2: He is so happy that you know.

620
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Speaker 3: When Tyson Fury became the heavyweight boxer for the first time,

621
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Speaker 3: champion of the world when he beat Deontay Wilder, he

622
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:22,400
Speaker 3: actually went and got his testicles ensured for fifty million dollars.

623
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Speaker 3: Why the CONTENTI Sarah his words right here I've got

624
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:29,679
Speaker 3: world champion nuts in these trousers.

625
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:35,280
Speaker 6: But what are you ensuring against, like they can't have kids?

626
00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:38,920
Speaker 1: Don't insure gone freeze his sperm? Yeah, isn't that what

627
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Speaker 1: you're attempting to do here? I mean he's treating himself

628
00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:46,120
Speaker 1: like the ultimate stud in a breeding program for a racehorse.

629
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Speaker 2: No, I think he's.

630
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:52,680
Speaker 3: Talking about cloning because he said, well, he said there

631
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:55,040
Speaker 3: are there are champions coming out of these.

632
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Speaker 6: Oh god, that's disgusting.

633
00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:58,160
Speaker 2: It has been proven.

634
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Speaker 3: So if anything happens to these, you know, to me

635
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:05,040
Speaker 3: find little friends that I have here, you'll never be

636
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:08,680
Speaker 3: able to produce another heavyweight champion boxer of the world.

637
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:09,520
Speaker 2: Give me a break.

638
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:11,840
Speaker 6: The company him broke.

639
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:18,840
Speaker 3: We've spoken about Walt Disney for years. Disney cryogenically. He

640
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:20,280
Speaker 3: is not frozen, isn't he?

641
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:22,840
Speaker 1: Did we prove that Walt is frozen?

642
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:26,200
Speaker 6: This is I mean? Is he coming back? World's changed?

643
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:26,560
Speaker 2: Is near?

644
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:27,320
Speaker 4: A bit on the nose.

645
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:30,600
Speaker 12: Now, Walda didn't have a nefarious history.

646
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Speaker 1: What did he die of? That would be the issue

647
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:34,760
Speaker 1: when you pass away, if you'd decided he died of

648
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:37,440
Speaker 1: fun too much fun? He overdosed on funny, got off

649
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:41,280
Speaker 1: the teapot, ride and guys, I'm feeling so much fun

650
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:45,160
Speaker 1: it's killing me. I'm ready to go. And he was

651
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Speaker 1: dead Tyson fury with his old man. Shouldn't there also

652
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Speaker 1: be part of it? We need to consider where a

653
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Speaker 1: man can't make a baby without a woman. So is

654
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Speaker 1: the mom putting a hand up at all and saying, well,

655
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Speaker 1: I've got a little bit to do with this as well,

656
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Speaker 1: because it's a fifty to fifty here. Guys, what I.

657
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Speaker 2: Want to know is can you no? No? No? But

658
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Speaker 2: can he can he store? Now you know what I mean?

659
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Speaker 2: Can he make a deposit?

660
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Speaker 8: Yeah?

661
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Speaker 3: Can he make a deposit and store? Sarah and going

662
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Speaker 3: and just do that? I mean, it's a good.

663
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Speaker 1: Question to bead question.

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Speaker 12: Don't they don't they fertilize an egg and then you

665
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Speaker 12: store it?

666
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Speaker 2: Is that what you mean talking about the sperm?

667
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Speaker 12: But yeah, but don't you if he is doing it

668
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:36,640
Speaker 12: obviously for reproductive means.

669
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Speaker 6: The best way to do it.

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Speaker 12: I is think the greatest survival rate for both parties

671
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Speaker 12: is to fertilize the egg and then phrase.

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Speaker 4: It, isn't it? So if he has a wife, wouldn't

673
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Speaker 4: you just yeah?

674
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Speaker 1: But I think what you're suggesting fits if and I

675
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Speaker 1: think this is also how it works where if I'm

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Speaker 1: looking to have a child, if I'm a woman and

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Speaker 1: I'm looking to have a child without a man, I

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Speaker 1: can go to a sperm bank and they can show

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Speaker 1: me or give me suggested types of people. So I

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Speaker 1: might say over six foot, dark hair, sporting phyzeke. You know,

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Speaker 1: I can request those sorts of things and look through it.

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Speaker 1: If I was going through the list and it said

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Speaker 1: heavyweight champion of the world stock and you're saying his

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Speaker 1: price on that seed should be worth more than the

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Speaker 1: average man.

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Speaker 3: Well, did anyone see Winks had her first fole the

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Speaker 3: other day?

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Speaker 1: Really, so to be similar to that, imagine that much

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Speaker 1: that would cost?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, do we call this gupe pure bread? Really?

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Speaker 3: It's not the first time body parts have been insured

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Speaker 3: by celebrities, because Kylie Mino the bump her buttocks four

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Speaker 3: point six million dollars, Jennifer Lopez twenty six million dollars,

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Speaker 3: Maria Mariah Carey had her legs ensured for seven hundred

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Speaker 3: and seventy five million dollars. I wouldn't have said that

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Speaker 3: would have been wouldn't have been her throat or a

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Speaker 3: vocal corse or.

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Speaker 1: I thought they would have been the most valuable thing

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Speaker 1: with Kylie's bum. If you're the insurance agency, don't you

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Speaker 1: have to have an inspection over time to see if

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Speaker 1: it's been change curiation? Yeah, says I just need to

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Speaker 1: know that it's in the same form what was ten

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Speaker 1: years ago.

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Speaker 3: Mariah Carey also had her life insured when she married

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Speaker 3: James Packer.

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Speaker 1: Have you got life insurance? Yeah, James Packer. Package James Packer.

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Speaker 2: What else have we got here?

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Speaker 3: Julia Roberts does Julia Roberts insured her smile for thirty

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Speaker 3: million dollars.

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Speaker 2: She's got an amazing What if she's just not happy anymore?

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Speaker 6: Thirty mil boobs?

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Speaker 3: Dolly Parton Madonna had her boobs insured for one and

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Speaker 3: a half million dollars.

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Speaker 4: Well, I think that's what they cost all the work

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Speaker 4: she's had done.

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Speaker 1: What would you have in it? Says nothing.

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Speaker 3: Gene Simmons from Kiss had his tongue in sheward I said,

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Speaker 3: one hundred and fifty thousand dollars. Fernando Alonso, the flue

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Speaker 3: driver in One Driver, had his thumbs insured Sarah for driving.

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Speaker 1: You could drive that thumbs?

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Speaker 2: No, you couldn't.

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Speaker 3: I'll come on lest speeds they're going, but you wouldn't

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Speaker 3: have the power sitting in the studio with the hands

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Speaker 3: in the air pretending to drive without thumbs on the wheel.

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Speaker 12: Different to getting out on in you know, sixty on

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Speaker 12: the highway to what do they do like three twenty

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Speaker 12: or something.

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Speaker 1: I get it.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, Lily, you don't as you got your hands, but I'm.

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Speaker 1: Not trying to drive thumbs to driver.

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Speaker 2: I'veset it well done thirteen twenty fourteen.

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Speaker 3: If you want us to kill your bill or if

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Speaker 3: you want us to ensure your nuts, give us a call.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Fitzi and whipp A podcast show.

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Speaker 12: Sierrah, the top turning show is in entertainment this morning.

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Speaker 12: Kanye West and Kim Kardashian's kids have been provided extra

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Speaker 12: security at school after all of these anti Semitic rants

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Speaker 12: that he's been going on and all the trouble he's

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Speaker 12: been causing.

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Speaker 6: The latest and this won't.

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Speaker 12: Impact his kids so much, but people are getting a

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Speaker 12: little bit tired of it. He went on TV yesterday

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Speaker 12: and had a crack totally unprovoked at Lizzo.

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Speaker 14: When Lizzo loses ten pounds and announces it on Instagram,

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Speaker 14: they attack her for losing weight because the media wants

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Speaker 14: to put out a perception that being overweight is the

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Speaker 14: new goal when it's actually unhealthy.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 12: So Lizzo was performing in Toronto a few hours later

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Speaker 12: and she was up on stage and you do have

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Speaker 12: to listen closely, but she certainly does reference it, and

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Speaker 12: she sounds she's making reference a little bit to Will Smith.

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Speaker 12: You know how the oscars with slap he said, get

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Speaker 12: my wife's.

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Speaker 4: Name out of the mountain.

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Speaker 6: She sort of goes down that route.

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Speaker 15: Who everybody in America? I mony lovel beautiful business.

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Speaker 1: It's about that time. He didn't really have a go

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Speaker 1: to though. He had to go with her people a

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Speaker 1: comment on.

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Speaker 12: Her, No, he didn't mean yeah, well, he sort of

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Speaker 12: said when but why talk about her at all?

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Speaker 2: He said, it's being it's being unhealthy.

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Speaker 12: You know, it's unhealthy that she would celebrate losing ten

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Speaker 12: pounds and that the media would say that the media.

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Speaker 1: Is trying to pump up that being overweight is the

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Speaker 1: best way forward.

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Speaker 6: Well, is it the fans?

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Speaker 2: He said?

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Speaker 1: The media? Isn't it a got Lizzo?

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Speaker 2: What does he bring Lizzo into it? For?

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Speaker 12: Totally agree? I don't think it was complimentary what he

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Speaker 12: was saying.

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Speaker 2: He's just trying to be controversial with everything that he's saying.

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Speaker 12: I know, it just feels weird to talk about someone

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Speaker 12: like Lizzo, Like where did she enter your sphere of conversation?

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Speaker 6: I mean, I guess no one does.

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Speaker 4: He just picks topics.

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Speaker 3: But then he'll come out and say, it's this is

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Speaker 3: my art. This is what I'm trying to do. I'm

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Speaker 3: trying to get a reaction from you.

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Speaker 12: He's what I do, guys, Kevin Bacon, this is interesting.

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Speaker 12: He do you guys know who Bernie made Off is?

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Speaker 12: You know, the guy who ran the Ponzi scheme over

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Speaker 12: in the States.

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Speaker 4: They did all those shows about him.

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Speaker 6: He died. I think it was last year.

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Speaker 2: Year before it took billions of money.

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Speaker 12: Five billion dollars stole effectively and lost in a Ponzi scheme. Anyway,

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Speaker 12: it's sort of long been rumored that Kevin Bacon and

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Speaker 12: his wife is also an actress, Caressedgewick that they had invested,

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Speaker 12: but no one actually knew if it was true or

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Speaker 12: how much. Anyway, he was doing a podcast and he

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Speaker 12: opened up about it.

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Speaker 2: We had most of our money in made of.

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Speaker 16: Oh y, there's obvious life lessons there. If something is

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Speaker 16: too good to be true, it's too good to be true.

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Speaker 16: And when something like that happens, you look at each

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Speaker 16: other and you go, well, that sucks. Let's roll up

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Speaker 16: our sleeves and get to work.

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Speaker 2: You know, we've made it this far. Let's look at

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Speaker 2: the you know what we have.

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Speaker 15: That's good.

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Speaker 16: We can still both work, certainly, you know, you get

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Speaker 16: angry and stuff. We got sort of like, you know,

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Speaker 16: a portion of some money back, and there was also

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Speaker 16: a lawsuit and.

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Speaker 2: Stuff like that.

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Speaker 1: Most of our money. I wonder what that means.

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Speaker 12: No, well, he was worth I mean quite a lot

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Speaker 12: of money, had a huge career.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, I know, it's amazing story.

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Speaker 6: You just sort of don't think about it.

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Speaker 12: But I guess when you've got so much money, you're

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Speaker 12: doing this in these things.

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Speaker 2: But he's on a farm now, doesn't he He's got

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Speaker 2: farm animals.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, he was sitting playing guitar the other day.

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Speaker 6: It was very strange.

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Speaker 1: That was a Ponzi scheme as well. It wasn't a

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Speaker 1: real goat.

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Speaker 2: That was Tom Brad.

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Speaker 12: Finally, guys, it turns out you have something in common

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Speaker 12: with Sam Smith because he was on the Kelly Clarkson

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Speaker 12: Show and he revealed that Ed Sheeran also sent him

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Speaker 12: a giant marble member.

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Speaker 17: I thought it was a joke, but it's It's a

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Speaker 17: six foot two marble penis tons and I'm going to

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Speaker 17: have to get it trained into my house. Well, I

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Speaker 17: want to turn it into a fountain.

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Speaker 6: Is this a gift that he gives people?

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Speaker 17: He gives people concrete penises? Okay, yeah, yeah, I'm not

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Speaker 17: the first.

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Speaker 1: It's awesome. I love that he's going through the brainstorm

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Speaker 1: we had what to do with a concrete penis?

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Speaker 6: Six foot two? Isn't it fit?

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Speaker 1: I'm six five. That's all my height. That's my height.

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Speaker 1: That is one human tramphasis of beauty The Whipper Podcast.

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Speaker 1: Let's talk about sugar Daddy. You know, society might have

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Speaker 1: a bit of an issue with it. I don't don't

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Speaker 1: have an issue with a transactional relationship where both parties

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Speaker 1: are happy. What don't have an issue with it at all?

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Speaker 2: Pay money to keep someone happy.

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Speaker 1: You're getting what you want. You're getting what you want

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Speaker 1: everyone happy.

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Speaker 12: When you break it down like that, it makes sense.

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Speaker 12: It's like any transaction isn't it paying you for something.

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Speaker 1: I'm paying you for something. Yeah, I've got an entertaining here.

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Speaker 1: Sing me a song, please, that's awesome. I got what

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Speaker 1: you want. I want it, you got what you want.

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Speaker 3: Let's focus on Australia's number one, which was Jeffrey Edilston.

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Speaker 2: Was he happy? I mean every interview that we saw

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Speaker 2: with Jeff he didn't look happy.

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Speaker 1: Jeff was one of the great skeletons. I mean for

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Speaker 1: a while he sort of sat in the corner of

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Speaker 1: the room and it's a sparkly one of the best

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Speaker 1: or worst dressed man.

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Speaker 3: And to know, I know she's happy. We know britn

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Speaker 3: was happy, but to know, you know, like to he was,

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Speaker 3: she was just draining his bank account. To know that

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Speaker 3: there was never any love there, Sarah.

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Speaker 12: But maybe each there was companionship. She might have cared

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Speaker 12: for humans ever got it on? No, No, But companionship

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Speaker 12: doesn't have to be about sex. It can be someone

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Speaker 12: to sit and have dinner with.

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Speaker 1: You know what says. I think the way Jeffrey went

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Speaker 1: wrong is he married her. He didn't need to be

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Speaker 1: in a relationship. He just needed to establish what worked

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Speaker 1: for both parties. There's no way he needed a wedding

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Speaker 1: she might have. She didn't need to live at the apartment.

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Speaker 1: What he doesn't have to be here?

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Speaker 3: So what did Jeff want? He just wanted to wear

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Speaker 3: Lemon suits and go to go to the rails. I

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Speaker 3: think so he wanted. Yeah, he said, as long as

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Speaker 3: you tell me I look good in Lemon. I I

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Speaker 3: just want a good looking date to go to the

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Speaker 3: Cox plate. Can you come along with me? Here's one

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Speaker 3: hundred Grandma?

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Speaker 1: Didn't that photo of him? Warwick Kappa?

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Speaker 2: Oh and Sam Newman.

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Speaker 1: Sam Newman at the races.

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Speaker 2: It's just a great scrope in the barrel.

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Speaker 1: Don't try and get involved in that circle anyway. New

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Speaker 1: dating app for sugar daddies. It costs you two hundred

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Speaker 1: and seventy dollars per month for the daddies on there.

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Speaker 1: It's the women get on free. They've renamed it as Elite.

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Speaker 1: So the idea is that you go on there. But

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Speaker 1: they're encouraging brutal honesty. So this is for well established

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Speaker 1: and exceptional individuals who know how to treat you. So

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Speaker 1: they're saying, list your income list your net worth.

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Speaker 6: Gets a bit tacky, doesn't it.

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Speaker 1: Because the girls are wanting to see what you have

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Speaker 1: to offer, and then once you engage with that person.

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Speaker 1: So with your two hundred and seventy five dollars per

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Speaker 1: month subscription, you can engage with the girls and they

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Speaker 1: can write back to saying what they want. So they

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Speaker 1: might say, I can offer you three dinner dates. I

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Speaker 1: won't commit to anything in the bedroom. We'll see how

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Speaker 1: that goes. And I want five thousand dollars a month.

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Speaker 2: Ye, but what let's plan the day? Okay, so let's go.

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Speaker 2: Why don't you go?

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Speaker 3: Well, you know what, I'm keen to go see a

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Speaker 3: movie today, don't worry Darling with Harry Stars. Can we

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Speaker 3: go see that?

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Speaker 15: No?

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Speaker 2: And she just wants to go bag shopping again? What again?

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Speaker 3: You want another Gucci bag? Let's go get a coffee

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Speaker 3: and a vanilla slide.

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Speaker 6: She has to because she's being paid.

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Speaker 2: Can I try another dress? Oh my gosh, you're never

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Speaker 2: going to agree on what you wanted to tune it

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Speaker 2: into a relationship.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I was going to say, that just sounds like

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Speaker 6: a marriage.

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Speaker 1: Does I stop adding some level of emotion?

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Speaker 2: What did they do to this? Well?

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Speaker 1: Buy your Gucci bag later. If the guy's paying for

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Speaker 1: the service, then he's going to want what he wants

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Speaker 1: when he wants. That's part of what she's offering by

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Speaker 1: agreeing to be a sugar girl. Daddy, do you know

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Speaker 1: what annoys me? Never any articles about sugar mummies because

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Speaker 1: women are smarter. I mean, if I was I was

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Speaker 1: forty years old, right, call me forty three, whatever my

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Speaker 1: age might be. And I'm single and there's a sixty

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Speaker 1: five year old wealthy woman and she's offering me money

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Speaker 1: and a little bit of company.

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Speaker 2: Well, first of all, she's struggling.

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Speaker 1: If she's picking you, I reckon, I'm happy to be

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Speaker 1: a capt.

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Speaker 3: Why don't we focus on Sarah? Sarah, you're the sugar mummy?

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Speaker 3: What are you looking for in it? You've got a

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Speaker 3: lot of money. What what are the things that would

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Speaker 3: keep you happy? When the younger man?

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Speaker 6: You just want someone who makes you laugh?

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Speaker 1: How much are you going to pay me?

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Speaker 6: You don't make you laugh?

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