Speaker 1: And I was all wet and I came out and
Speaker 1: tell me. He's like, what happened to you? And I
Speaker 1: was like, do not ask?
Speaker 2: How to shower?
Speaker 1: Do not ask? Like both were driven wet.
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Speaker 1: Hi morning Anna. How are you feeling?
Speaker 2: I'm feeling good. There's a fire engine that's just put
Speaker 2: up out the front of this building. I don't know
Speaker 2: if we should be worried.
Speaker 1: The fire is me. I'm too hot to put me out.
Speaker 2: Oh god, he's complimenting himself for ready, we're going to
Speaker 2: spit some fire on this episode.
Speaker 1: I am ready.
Speaker 2: I've got Matt onto the Matchers guys. I've told you
Speaker 2: guys before that I'm converted recently into much a lattes
Speaker 2: and I Convinceinue to get one.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I was asking because they had like Trumrick
Speaker 1: and like different flavors and I want to try the
Speaker 1: be trick one. But I asked, is there any caffeine
Speaker 1: in this? And they looked at it and they said no,
Speaker 1: and I was like, well that's a waste then, and
Speaker 1: then you said there was something much mat matra whatever
Speaker 1: it is, and I said, I'll get one of them.
Speaker 1: I hadn't before. What's your thoughts, Yeah, it tastes like grass.
Speaker 2: It doesn't taste like grass, Oh my god. Okay.
Speaker 1: Actually I've had a strawberry much before. And that was
Speaker 1: really nice when they did a thing up on the
Speaker 1: Gold Coast, so that was good.
Speaker 3: I like the just normal plane marchers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're not They're not terrible.
Speaker 2: It's good, you know, change the way your brain's thinking
Speaker 2: about it, you know what. I actually am making a
Speaker 2: very concerted effort to drink only one coffee a day.
Speaker 2: I know that would stress you out. I know that's
Speaker 2: a lot for you to be here, gross looking at
Speaker 2: me in shop.
Speaker 1: Disgusting.
Speaker 2: No, but seriously, I saw this video and it was
Speaker 2: talking about people's caffeine intake, and like, I was kind
Speaker 2: of thinking about it, and I was like, I feel
Speaker 2: bad because me and you get on this podcast and
Speaker 2: we're like we're on coffee number four of the day,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, I don't want to encourage people to
Speaker 2: be having high coffee intake days or big coffee drinking
Speaker 2: days because we are being silly each coffee like, well,
Speaker 2: I feel like one coffee is enough too, should be mad?
Speaker 1: Was it you who sent to me the TikTok about
Speaker 1: coffee and how it actually works?
Speaker 2: I don't think how it shuts down share with us.
Speaker 1: It doesn't give you energy. It shuts down your brain's receptions,
Speaker 1: so telling you that it's tired.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, So it.
Speaker 1: Doesn't actually give you any energy. It just shuts that down.
Speaker 2: For it just stops you from realizing that you're exhausted.
Speaker 2: And the thing is is like when you wake up
Speaker 2: in the morning and it's light outside. We should be
Speaker 2: getting energy from oxygen and the light from the sun
Speaker 2: and all of these things, and it's like when you're
Speaker 2: so heavily reliant, it's kind of bad.
Speaker 1: So anyway, when I went through that come to Jesus
Speaker 1: moment of my life era, I wasn't having coffee for
Speaker 1: a couple of hours when I first woke up. Remember, yeah,
Speaker 1: I wasn't touching my phone. I was going on a
Speaker 1: long walk when I first woke up, drinking water, writing
Speaker 1: to do this, and I get back into that you.
Speaker 2: Actually, should you know. Something that you've just said that's
Speaker 2: made me realize something that I've been doing differently as well,
Speaker 2: is I've been putting my phone on aeroplane mode before
Speaker 2: bed because apparently the radiation is really bad for you.
Speaker 1: I have said this for so long to everyone put
Speaker 1: the phone. Well, I feel like I have, like I
Speaker 1: used to get hearing arguments with the exits. Put don't
Speaker 1: put it on the bedside table, put it on the ground.
Speaker 1: I don't like it gives you radiation.
Speaker 2: From the bedside table to the ground. It needs to
Speaker 2: be away from you. What's the difference between bedside Well,
Speaker 2: I feel.
Speaker 1: Like it's not level with your head while you're laying there.
Speaker 1: It's like on the ground, Like I'm w I say,
Speaker 1: on the ground, I mean like you know, like you
Speaker 1: have to reach to grab it. Which way the ground? Yeah,
Speaker 1: like not straight down underneath you, Like you have to
Speaker 1: like you know, lean over to grab it. And also
Speaker 1: it helps when your alarm goes off in the morning
Speaker 1: and you have to get up, you have to get
Speaker 1: up and like turn it off.
Speaker 2: Okay, I think the ground stupid idea. I think opposite
Speaker 2: end of the room.
Speaker 1: That's a bit extreme. What happens if you hear a
Speaker 1: scary noise in then if not, you have to go
Speaker 1: run across the room to call.
Speaker 2: What are you gonna do? Like, if there's a scary noise,
Speaker 2: there's a scary noise, Like if there's a house invasion,
Speaker 2: you can run get your phone, Like you don't need
Speaker 2: to be in arms reach from it anyway. Anyway, I'm
Speaker 2: sleeping with sleeping with aeroplane mode on, and it's actually
Speaker 2: been really good because normally Matt calls me at like
Speaker 2: six am in the morning. Morning, And now those calls
Speaker 2: don't come in because for some reason they were going
Speaker 2: through do not disturb? Were you calling like.
Speaker 3: Multiple times I'd called twice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he figured out the key to get it to
Speaker 2: ruin my do not disturb little things.
Speaker 1: Well, now that I'm working up on the Gold Coast,
Speaker 1: we don't really get to talk.
Speaker 3: As much because I know we talked during the day.
Speaker 1: I know we can't like I have to call you
Speaker 1: before work and then it doesn't go through, and then
Speaker 1: after work.
Speaker 3: Is this an announcement that you're trying to to tell everyone, Oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm working up there, Matt got a job. I
Speaker 1: know it's not in anyone's offers. I see comments people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what do people say?
Speaker 1: I'm working at SASKI, which you're not. No, I couldn't imagine.
Speaker 2: What is your job? Will you tell the podcast?
Speaker 1: No, I don't want to.
Speaker 2: Okay, but he has a job. We need to know, guys.
Speaker 1: I'm doing well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, man, I'm celebrating.
Speaker 3: This is my turn on of the week.
Speaker 2: I'm celebrating a nine month milestone.
Speaker 1: Do I look pregnant? No, that's yeah, what is it? Sorry?
Speaker 2: Okay. So it reminded me because I have on the
Speaker 2: first of August my final appointment at the hospital. So
Speaker 2: if you have followed the podcast for a while and
Speaker 2: followed me for a while, then you would know that
Speaker 2: in September I ended up in hospital with sepsis. I
Speaker 2: had a uti had the wrong antibiotics. It got progressively
Speaker 2: worse and turned into sepsis where I almost died.
Speaker 1: I didn't understand the magnitude of septis until the magnitude
Speaker 1: of sepsis until we are it's pretty serious.
Speaker 2: It's very serious. I was extremely unwell. I mean, if
Speaker 2: I like touch Wood, anything would have happened to me.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's just horrendous, but Anyway, since then, I
Speaker 2: went on long term antibiotics I think for about seven weeks,
Speaker 2: which is a long time to be on antibiotics, and
Speaker 2: they were the strongest antibotics that you can go on.
Speaker 2: And since then, since getting out of hospital, I have
Speaker 2: not had a UTI in nine months.
Speaker 3: Like that is something to celebrate.
Speaker 1: So what have you been doing just after sex? Washing
Speaker 1: with fem fresh?
Speaker 2: This is the annoying thing about like and if you
Speaker 2: if you're having if you're listening and you get recurrent
Speaker 2: UTIs or chronic gtis, then what Matt just said is
Speaker 2: the most annoying thing that you can hear, because I've
Speaker 2: heard it every time you go to the doctor and
Speaker 2: they go, oh do you go do you we after sex?
Speaker 2: Do you wash down? I'm like, yes, yes, yes, and
Speaker 2: yes I do all of the things. Like do not
Speaker 2: insult my intelligence by thinking like I'm not not washing,
Speaker 2: I'm not not weighing after sex.
Speaker 3: I know all of this.
Speaker 2: I have chronic GTS. If you're a chronic beauty I sufferer,
Speaker 2: then you know that you're doing all the things and
Speaker 2: nothing is working.
Speaker 1: There's something that that girl had that your pe hole
Speaker 1: wasn't big enough.
Speaker 2: So get some Yeah, there was a TikTok where a
Speaker 2: girl said she had reoccurring UTIs because she had a
Speaker 2: small peahole.
Speaker 3: I don't think I have that.
Speaker 2: I mean, anyway, Okay, what have I done differently? What
Speaker 2: can I pinpoint? And I thought like we should just
Speaker 2: have a conversation about this because peeps people have been
Speaker 2: asking me about this on my social media. And I
Speaker 2: think that there's two things that I think have happened
Speaker 2: that's maybe caused me not to have reoccurring UTIs anymore.
Speaker 2: The first one is that I went on long term antibiotics.
Speaker 2: So if you know me, I was getting them every
Speaker 2: single month for like over a year, like it was crazy.
Speaker 2: And I think that when I was going on antibiotics,
Speaker 2: it was kind of like killing the bug but not
Speaker 2: fully so then the next month I would get a
Speaker 2: UTI when it would like grow back up. So I
Speaker 2: think going on long term antibiotics completely has reset my
Speaker 2: immune system, like fully reset it. Like I'm talking, I
Speaker 2: haven't gotten sick from anything. I was getting sick from everything,
Speaker 2: Like think about our love Matt's shacking, think about our
Speaker 2: live show I had.
Speaker 1: The We was talking about that before.
Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, we talked about that last week I had bronchitis.
Speaker 2: Then I had a uti Like it was just thing
Speaker 2: after thing after think and I've even Michael was sick
Speaker 2: two weeks ago, didn't catch it, Like who I would
Speaker 2: catch everything? Remember you were sick before my wedding. Didn't
Speaker 2: catch it? You had e Coli.
Speaker 1: That's not contagious, isn't it. Maybe Yeah, No, I think
Speaker 1: it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I'm not catching things. I don't know if
Speaker 2: my immune system is better. So the first thing was
Speaker 2: long time antiotics. I really think has deeply improved my
Speaker 2: immune system. The second thing is and I saw this
Speaker 2: on TikTok, which I mean, look, TikTok is a great
Speaker 2: source of information if you're looking for specific things because
Speaker 2: you hear from lots of different people. I heard someone
Speaker 2: say that when you WI, you shouldn't push, and I
Speaker 2: think I was a pusher. Matt's looking at me funny.
Speaker 3: But it's a thing.
Speaker 2: So like if I'm sitting on the toilet and I'm
Speaker 2: like in a rush, which I feel like I always am,
Speaker 2: like on the go, I would like push out my Wii.
Speaker 2: But actually, and I don't know if this is the
Speaker 2: same for guys. You're looking at me very strangely. You
Speaker 2: of course you pushed, but you're not supposed to push.
Speaker 1: So it's not my a bucket tap that you just
Speaker 1: turn on and go, okay, Well.
Speaker 2: It actually is. You need to be able to go
Speaker 2: to the toilet, relax, and then it should flow freely.
Speaker 1: Talk about that. At the footy the other day, the
Speaker 1: cubicles were all packed, so I had to go on
Speaker 1: the tray. And I'm not a shame to say it,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I get stage fright when you know you're
Speaker 1: standing there and there's everyone and you're touching shoulders and
Speaker 1: it just I was pushing?
Speaker 2: Are you touching shoulders whilst peace?
Speaker 1: It's the MCG one hundred thousand people, it's pretty packed,
Speaker 1: and like I was pushing and nothing was happening. I
Speaker 1: got real like I can't go in front of people.
Speaker 1: Caught me old fashioned, But you continue going.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't be able to peep. I was touching another
Speaker 2: human being. That's a bit much.
Speaker 1: What I don't you come in, you get your space
Speaker 1: and we're not like rubbing each other's arms. It's close contact,
Speaker 1: it's still creepy.
Speaker 2: Anyway. I think that's the second thing that I've realized
Speaker 2: that really helped me to stop having ut eyes, and
Speaker 2: that is getting to the toilet, relaxing and letting it
Speaker 2: reflow and not pushing.
Speaker 3: It out anyway.
Speaker 2: I just wanted to celebrate my nine months of no
Speaker 2: yuaty eyes.
Speaker 3: And I wanted to touch wood.
Speaker 2: Don't get anoment that I will not ever get another
Speaker 2: uati because for anyone going through it, I know how
Speaker 2: you feel. It's hellish and a nightmare and yeah, it's
Speaker 2: not fun.
Speaker 1: I've got to turn on for the week anna. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Obviously moved up to the Gold Coast living there, not
Speaker 1: with my friends and family anymore. So in this day
Speaker 1: and age social media, you see a lot of people
Speaker 1: and your mate's going out, hanging out. You see it
Speaker 1: on social media, and that a good portion of all
Speaker 1: my mates play footy together, so they're together like twice
Speaker 1: a week for training, then they hang out on the
Speaker 1: weekend after footy And like, I feel like now I've
Speaker 1: come to a place of contentment. I don't know, like peace, yeah, happiness, happiness.
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm around. Yeah, i feel like I'm
Speaker 1: okay with them. Like I know when I was younger,
Speaker 1: maybe in my twenties, I would have got what I'm
Speaker 1: trying to say, is I don't think fomo is real.
Speaker 1: I don't feel missing out. I haave a pomo is
Speaker 1: a fragment or a figmentation of your imagination. And I
Speaker 1: think you come to a place where you realize that
Speaker 1: pomo isn't real. Do you still get pomo?
Speaker 2: For everyone listening who doesn't know what fomo is, it's.
Speaker 1: The fear of missing out.
Speaker 2: Mone yeah filmo.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think that fomo is a thing of my twenties
Speaker 2: and since arriving in my thirties, I don't get phomo.
Speaker 2: Like if my friends are out, I'm happy for them,
Speaker 2: but I'm happy to be home.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just like, oh, seem's fun. I've done it
Speaker 1: all before. I don't need to be Yeah, yeah, I've
Speaker 1: done it.
Speaker 2: I think I had fomo up until like maybe twenty nine.
Speaker 1: That's my age.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, so maybe you just realize that makes sense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I've had I think that I've been
Speaker 1: over it for a couple of a couple of years. Yeah.
Speaker 3: He moved out of it faster than me.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Like, I think you're kind of right, Like once you've
Speaker 2: been there, done that, and like got the medal for it,
Speaker 2: you're kind of like, that's fun if you want to
Speaker 2: go out on Friday or Saturday night. But I'm happy
Speaker 2: to say in that's how I kind of feel as well.
Speaker 1: I feel like you're at different stages of your life
Speaker 1: as well with a couple of my mates and that,
Speaker 1: and you've see them going out and you're like, I
Speaker 1: don't need that. Like I'm like, I don't see. Like,
Speaker 1: like you said, you've done the metal, You've done it
Speaker 1: enough time. There's so many like, so many stories you
Speaker 1: can tell with that sort of stuff, until you're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I've done this. Yeah, Like there's no that's not filling
Speaker 1: my glass.
Speaker 2: Do you think it's hard getting to a point in
Speaker 2: your life where you and your friends are at different
Speaker 2: stages because I recently have found that I'm kind of
Speaker 2: at a different stage to some of my friends and
Speaker 2: it does suck because maybe they do want to go
Speaker 2: out more on the weekends, and I'm like, you know,
Speaker 2: I really love kind of staying in or you know,
Speaker 2: going to the dandenongs or going like to do an activity,
Speaker 2: whereas like I feel like me being out past tenps,
Speaker 2: I'm just like, oh, that's so not for me. I mean,
Speaker 2: like eight pm is like that, Yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Remember we had to go to event the other world,
Speaker 1: but like it.
Speaker 2: Sounds boring, but it's not like I'm loving life. I'm
Speaker 2: having the best time ever.
Speaker 1: Watching Gray's Anatomy in bed cuddling is like the best
Speaker 1: thing ever I could like, Yeah, I don't need to
Speaker 1: be or cooking a steak at home, Like that's just ideal.
Speaker 2: That's so good and like it's I know that we
Speaker 2: always talk about the weather on this podcast. I feel
Speaker 2: like that Melbourne is so cold, and I'm like, if
Speaker 2: I could choose to stay home on this cold cold
Speaker 2: night or go out get dressed up, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: there's just no point for me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree. I agree. I'm past that stage of
Speaker 1: my life of being like, oh what are my mates
Speaker 1: up to? I feel like I'm missing out and something.
Speaker 2: I think it's hard, Like I think when you get
Speaker 2: into like this kind of stage that we're in, people
Speaker 2: are at different life stages, and I think it's just
Speaker 2: about like juggling that and making sure that everyone's still
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 1: Filling their glass and having a good time.
Speaker 2: Totally. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So, and we got back from Europe. Obviously a big
Speaker 1: thing in Europe is bidets. Yeah, what's your opinion on him? So?
Speaker 2: Is a bidet like the thing where they squirt water into.
Speaker 3: Your but to clean it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's very environmentally friendly. Like I, it's
Speaker 2: an A plus from me.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I used to like him. The only experience
Speaker 1: I had with him before was when I lived in
Speaker 1: Milan in my model accommodation, I would use the bidet.
Speaker 1: This sounds pretty fucking gross when you think about it,
Speaker 1: but I used the bidet next to the toilet too,
Speaker 1: because we didn't have a washing machine in the pit.
Speaker 3: They not automatic, Na.
Speaker 1: There's some that are separate with the hose. Some that
Speaker 1: I'll tell your story where it's just the hoes off
Speaker 1: the wall and yeah, so someone was separate and you'd
Speaker 1: hover over it, turn the hose on and it was
Speaker 1: and shoot up give you a nice fresh buttocks. But
Speaker 1: this one I used to I used to soap. I
Speaker 1: used to soap white skinny jeans in there in like
Speaker 1: you know, nappy sand vanished to clean them. That's what
Speaker 1: I used to do. That's my only experience I've had
Speaker 1: with one before. So we were in.
Speaker 2: Plus, everyone else is cleaning the shit out of their
Speaker 2: ass with.
Speaker 1: It well, yeah, I mean, yeah, it's probably at that
Speaker 1: so obviously we were going to stop over the way.
Speaker 1: Two Greeks. Actually, I saw one next to the toilet
Speaker 1: and I was like, I'll give it. I'll give it
Speaker 1: a whirl. So I turned it on, but I wasn't
Speaker 1: holding it first, the hose, so obviously you have to
Speaker 1: hold it first. And the hose has turned on, come
Speaker 1: off the cliff and it's gone, and squirt it everywhere
Speaker 1: in my face. And in this moment, instead of thinking
Speaker 1: about like grabbing turning the tap off, I was trying
Speaker 1: to grab the hose. So could you imagine me in
Speaker 1: a cubicle trying to grab this horrse and shooting everywhere.
Speaker 1: And I ended up clicking grabbing it, turning it off.
Speaker 1: But like the whole place was like soaking where and
Speaker 1: I was all wet, and I came out and tell me,
Speaker 1: was like, what happened to you? And I was like,
Speaker 1: do not ask how to shower on? I do not
Speaker 1: ask a white clothes were dripping wear. But yeah, so
Speaker 1: I'm off those bidets. Now done with them.
Speaker 2: I can just imagine like Matt like trying to wrangle
Speaker 2: a snake.
Speaker 1: It was like the movie. It was like sorry. It
Speaker 1: was like I said, everyone familiar, I know you're not
Speaker 1: with friends when Ross hops into the spray tand.
Speaker 2: Thing, Yeah, I do remember that.
Speaker 1: And then it turns it sprayed out. It was like
Speaker 1: that because I was like trying to avoid it, but
Speaker 1: it kept just hitting me wherever I tried to dodge it.
Speaker 1: It was like the longest fifteen seconds of my life.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I'm asking the right question, but like,
Speaker 2: obviously there's a toilet, and then right beside it is
Speaker 2: the bidet, right, is that right?
Speaker 1: In some cases we're really diving into it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because that's why I was confused, because I thought
Speaker 2: it was just like a hose on the wall or
Speaker 2: it was automatic on the toilet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but in Milan there was two.
Speaker 2: Okay, so what's the second one for? Because that's what
Speaker 2: I don't get like that. But okay, I understand true
Speaker 2: that there's this is what I understand. I understand the toilet,
Speaker 2: and I understand the hose and then you just like
Speaker 2: you know, put it to your bum, clean the bum,
Speaker 2: hang it bad.
Speaker 1: So practical, so practical.
Speaker 2: And then put the hose back on the wall. I
Speaker 2: understand that. I also understand the toilet where you like
Speaker 2: press a button, it's automatic, shoots water into your butt
Speaker 2: while sitting on the toilet. You don't need to use
Speaker 2: your hands, and then you stop it and then your
Speaker 2: butt's clean. I understand that. What I do not understand
Speaker 2: is when there's a toilet so and then there's like
Speaker 2: a little small mini toilet.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's what I had.
Speaker 2: Yeah, where you were cleaning your clothes. But what what
Speaker 2: are you meant to do in the small toilet? So
Speaker 2: you sit on it, sit on the small toilet and
Speaker 2: then you turn on the tap and it shoots up
Speaker 2: the little thing. So it's practically why do you need
Speaker 2: a second toilet?
Speaker 1: I think it's very old school. I think it's like
Speaker 1: old school, like is that to like.
Speaker 3: Not get the shit into the toilet?
Speaker 2: The toilet is for shit?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just think it's a separate one. I think
Speaker 1: they hadn't marked the art of plumbing, so it's hooked
Speaker 1: up to the toilet as well.
Speaker 3: But like why two toilets?
Speaker 2: Maybe we need to ask.
Speaker 1: I think I'm laughing the wrong people ask an old
Speaker 1: Italian plumber? Does anyone know what?
Speaker 2: Guys? Head to our Facebook group right now if you
Speaker 2: got the answer to this. We need to know see.
Speaker 1: If I can find a photo of it, because I
Speaker 1: reckon I would have taken a photo on my old
Speaker 1: phones and me soaking my skinny whites in there.
Speaker 2: I mean, I know that you're off it and it's
Speaker 2: your of the week, but if if Australia was running
Speaker 2: the days, I would be.
Speaker 3: More than happy.
Speaker 1: Would you install one?
Speaker 3: Would I install one?
Speaker 2: I don't think I'd go out of my way to
Speaker 2: install use it, but like imagine all the toilet paper.
Speaker 2: You'd save the money there, and like it's so it's
Speaker 2: so clean, like a clean butthole, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: like water Anyway.
Speaker 1: It's very very practical.
Speaker 2: I can think I'd be talking about buttholes in this podcast,
Speaker 2: but here we are. Okay, Matt, let's talk about dating apps.
Speaker 2: They have recently agreed to a world first safety code
Speaker 2: of conduct. So just now, just now. So Hinge, Tinder, Bumble,
Speaker 2: and Grinder are among the few who have formerly agreed
Speaker 2: to this code, and under the code, dating apps will
Speaker 2: be required to implement safety systems to detect potentially harmful
Speaker 2: incidents on their platform.
Speaker 3: Operators will be required.
Speaker 2: To take action against users found in violation of safety policies.
Speaker 2: This could include banning their accounts and escalating complaints to police. Okay,
Speaker 2: what's your first thoughts on that?
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, it was as if they're just doing that now.
Speaker 3: That's right, that's what I thought.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And what are they policing, like people being like
Speaker 1: inappropriate or potentially like dangerous like activity.
Speaker 2: I mean, Matt and I have both been banned. I
Speaker 2: was banned from Bumble, you were banned from We banned
Speaker 2: from Tinder.
Speaker 1: I just I got rejected from Raya.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, same.
Speaker 1: I never really use dating apps like that, Like I
Speaker 1: just go on.
Speaker 2: Them and just never Really it's interesting because it's like
Speaker 2: I feel like it's been made to be this big
Speaker 2: thing that's happening. Yeah, but I know that dating apps
Speaker 2: already are kind of like banning I guess.
Speaker 1: Well, how's it going to work accounts?
Speaker 2: But I mean the fact that they haven't been already
Speaker 2: reporting to police is a little bit disappointing.
Speaker 1: It is because especially that story about that guy I
Speaker 1: don't know it word for word, or story about wasn't
Speaker 1: there a guy who took that girl home? From Tinder? Yeah?
Speaker 2: There's heaps of horrendous stories. Yeah, yeah, but I mean,
Speaker 2: obviously they can't stop that it's a freak incident. I
Speaker 2: think it's so good that people know that if they
Speaker 2: are inappropriate, that it could be reported to the police,
Speaker 2: because I think the Internet is like the wild wild West,
Speaker 2: and people think that they can do what they want,
Speaker 2: and I think it's good for there to be repercussions
Speaker 2: for dangerous things like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree, and I think that they would make
Speaker 1: it safer place for people that are scared to go
Speaker 1: on there and now that they feel like they can
Speaker 1: go on there because there is this option of reporting
Speaker 1: people and yet taking it to police and getting it
Speaker 1: sorted out.
Speaker 2: So recently I watched this documentary on Netflix.
Speaker 3: It's called Can I Tell You a Secret?
Speaker 2: Highly recommend if you want a good crime doco, but
Speaker 2: it's basically tells the shocking story of the UK's biggest cyberstalker.
Speaker 3: And this guy was er this is that the rain.
Speaker 2: He was fucking good. This guy was ruining people's lives,
Speaker 2: like people were canceling their weddings because of this guy.
Speaker 3: He was making up all these stories.
Speaker 2: He would basically attach himself to one person and become
Speaker 2: obsessed with them, and then he would ruin their life.
Speaker 2: So he'd contact their friends, their boss, their girlfriend. He
Speaker 2: would tell people they're cheating on their partner. He would
Speaker 2: like crazy, yeah, crazy things, and he would destroy people's lives,
Speaker 2: like tell people's bosses that they're like, they're committing these crimes. Well,
Speaker 2: he would ruin their lives. And I think he was
Speaker 2: like a bit of an outcast growing up, and so
Speaker 2: therefore he had just absolutely zero empathy or remorse for
Speaker 2: just destroying people's lives.
Speaker 3: It's a really good watch if you want to watch that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounds good. What's it on? So it compatible
Speaker 1: with it's on Netflix?
Speaker 2: Are you? But yeah, it's It's just interesting that the
Speaker 2: type of things that people could do online to completely
Speaker 2: destroy people's lives.
Speaker 1: So we love Glenn power from the guy from anyone,
Speaker 1: but you top gun Maverick not about in the New
Speaker 1: Twister movie. You'd look up the New hit Man movie
Speaker 1: on Netflix. No, So he told a story and he's
Speaker 1: recent press tour for the movie Twister about how, let
Speaker 1: me get it straight, his sister's friend went on a
Speaker 1: date off Tinder. I'll play the video so we can
Speaker 1: hear it. That be a better idea.
Speaker 4: You want to hear a crazy story. Yes, please, My
Speaker 4: little sister was friends with a girl who went out
Speaker 4: on a date with a guy and they they're hanging out.
Speaker 4: He's super charming. I'm gonna get all my facts on
Speaker 4: the story. I'm gonna tell you the story, and then
Speaker 4: I'm gonna let my sister fact check out. Okay, I
Speaker 4: hope I'm telling it correctly. But basically, she goes on
Speaker 4: a date with this guy.
Speaker 1: The guys super.
Speaker 4: Charming, and they have a great night, and you know,
Speaker 4: she goes back to his apartment that night and he's like, hey,
Speaker 4: can I give you a massage? And then as she
Speaker 4: got back to his apartment, she just started getting a
Speaker 4: weird vibe. She's like, something feels off and he's like,
Speaker 4: can I give you a massage? He's like sure, So
Speaker 4: she starts massaging your shoulders. She's kind of just feeling
Speaker 4: like everything's just feeling odd, and she's like, I gotta
Speaker 4: get out of here, and he tried to get he
Speaker 4: gets a little weird, like no, no, please, don't leave, sorry,
Speaker 4: like a weird.
Speaker 1: Whatever it is. She leaves.
Speaker 4: She goes her skin starts itching like crazy. The next day,
Speaker 4: she goes to the doctor. The next day and he
Speaker 4: does a test on her skin and uh, it turns
Speaker 4: out that it's a it's a like a black market
Speaker 4: lotion that breaks down skin for human consumption. This man
Speaker 4: was rubbing lotion on her body.
Speaker 1: To eat her.
Speaker 4: So the doctor's like, you got to give me this
Speaker 4: person's address and we you should call the police. They
Speaker 4: go to they go to this guy's house.
Speaker 1: And he had several girls bodies in the house.
Speaker 2: This is your sister.
Speaker 1: No, not my sister, it's like our friend.
Speaker 2: Oh my, that's given me chills all up my arms.
Speaker 1: So you know, I love horror movies. There's a good
Speaker 1: one with that if you like that, like, don't like
Speaker 1: that story, but if you want to see more about
Speaker 1: that story, it's called Fresh on Disney.
Speaker 3: On Disney, yeah Disney.
Speaker 1: You know how Disney class has black all like.
Speaker 2: The Jsney Oh my god, and.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, it's called Fresh and it's about a guy
Speaker 1: pretty much the same story.
Speaker 2: It's pretty scary, Matt, that there's people out there with
Speaker 2: that level of evil and this guy's like got stuff
Speaker 2: off the black market that's gonna break down skin because
Speaker 2: he's planning on eating you.
Speaker 1: I think that would be a red flag if someone
Speaker 1: like I went home with someone and they're like, can
Speaker 1: I give you a massage? Wouldn't you think that I'd
Speaker 1: feel like, No one's that kind.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's it's a lot. It's actually a lot,
Speaker 2: and I think it's just a good reminder be careful
Speaker 2: who you go home with.
Speaker 3: You don't really know anyone after a first date.
Speaker 2: It's hard because, like you know, I met Michael, he
Speaker 2: came back to my apartment after our first day. Like
Speaker 2: we didn't have sex, but we were like talking on
Speaker 2: my laund room floor for like four hours. You know,
Speaker 2: if he was a cannibal, things could have turned out
Speaker 2: very differently from me. No, but it's full on like
Speaker 2: people have to be. You have to be so careful
Speaker 2: out there. Like even hearing that like it could put
Speaker 2: you off dating for life. I mean, I think we've
Speaker 2: said it a million times on this podcast with God.
Speaker 2: A woman's a woman's intuition. It's like it's so good
Speaker 2: and I think like your intuition, that gut feeling in
Speaker 2: your stomach is connected to your brain and it's you know,
Speaker 2: if you if you feel like something's off, like get
Speaker 2: out of there, Like it doesn't matter if if you
Speaker 2: feel stupid. Or there's been times where like I've like
Speaker 2: I was somewhere and I like run out of like
Speaker 2: a meeting, and it would have looked really weird to people,
Speaker 2: but I just felt like the vibe was off and
Speaker 2: I was like, nah, I'm out of here.
Speaker 3: Like, you know, listen to that intuition.
Speaker 1: And at the end of the day, if like you
Speaker 1: leave that house for that guy and you're worried about
Speaker 1: what he thinks and he actually like has go with
Speaker 1: your judges or anything like that, then you should move
Speaker 1: on anyway, because he shouldn't. If you feel uncomfortable, you
Speaker 1: have the right to leave and it's not his choice,
Speaker 1: or he shouldn't make you feel guilty or uncomfortable for that.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm gonna have sleepless nights thinking about
Speaker 2: that guy and that lotion.
Speaker 1: Well he's in jail now, so is he, I assume, So.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he would be.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's scary that there's like it. Do you ever
Speaker 2: think about the fact that there's a dark web out there?
Speaker 1: It does not cross my it's it doesn't.
Speaker 2: It didn't cross my mind until then.
Speaker 1: Like the fact that.
Speaker 2: People can find this shit online, the fact that there's
Speaker 2: someone making this stuff knowing that there's like an appetite
Speaker 2: for people out there, mind the pant appetite.
Speaker 1: That's why I watch Fresh trust me, really good movie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm going to watch it. Is it going to
Speaker 3: freak me out?
Speaker 1: Yeah? If you don't like horror as it's I mean,
Speaker 1: it's not scary for me, but it might be few
Speaker 1: I watch horrors all the time.
Speaker 2: Just a little PSA. There still is a fire truck
Speaker 2: out the front of this building. So on that note,
Speaker 2: let's go to a music break. Okay, Matt. We had
Speaker 2: the wedding episode, which ended up being two episodes because
Speaker 2: we spoke for too long, but we didn't quite make
Speaker 2: it to the honeymoon, so I thought we could talk
Speaker 2: a little bit about that. I know a lot of
Speaker 2: people are in Europe currently, maybe even listening to this
Speaker 2: episode from Europe or are heading to your rope soon,
Speaker 2: because I do feel like a lot of people in Europe, do.
Speaker 1: You, Yeah, I mean yeah, I've seen a couple of
Speaker 1: my mates. I tend to not look at the content
Speaker 1: and take it in because I'm sure I'm just want
Speaker 1: to be I'm not that person I was just saying
Speaker 1: before I don't believe in phomo. No, I don't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's like when.
Speaker 2: It comes to Europe, heading to Europe, that's a.
Speaker 1: Mute for you. I don't want to be rubbed in it. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of people there. It looks fun. Whish
Speaker 1: I had a Europe's summer.
Speaker 3: Well my honeymoon. Yes, we chose Turkey.
Speaker 2: A lot of people were like, why Turkey, Like it's
Speaker 2: so random, like why did you guys choose Turkey.
Speaker 3: We chose Turkey because.
Speaker 1: The returning flight was cheaper out of there, The.
Speaker 2: Returning flight Melbourne to is Kepville was cheaper. No, we
Speaker 2: both had never been to Turkey and we both wanted
Speaker 2: to go somewhere that we both hadn't been. I don't
Speaker 2: know about you, but like going to a new place
Speaker 2: that you just have no idea about.
Speaker 3: This for me is just different travel gravy.
Speaker 1: We're both using that logic for our honeym as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, so good.
Speaker 2: And like the thing is is like they could be negatives,
Speaker 2: but you kind of like get to find them out together.
Speaker 1: So it's the fun of traveling.
Speaker 2: Well exactly, so Turkey, we loved it issembul We went
Speaker 2: to Cappadocia, which is where the hot air balloons are,
Speaker 2: and we went to Bodroom, which people say is like
Speaker 2: the mol dives of Europe, so nice blue waters and
Speaker 2: like great beaches and it was all amazing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, any other recommendations for people while.
Speaker 2: They're there, I would say, if you're going to do Cappadocia,
Speaker 2: I would say go for two days.
Speaker 3: I think you only need two days.
Speaker 2: Obviously, so the balloons in Cappadocia run two hundred and
Speaker 2: fifty five days in the year, so there is a
Speaker 2: potential you could go there and it could be bad
Speaker 2: weather and you might not see the balloons, and that
Speaker 2: would be pretty devastating.
Speaker 1: Because that's the whole premise of it to do that.
Speaker 2: Well it is it is like, if you're going to go,
Speaker 2: you would want to see the balloons. So we went
Speaker 2: for three days and we saw them every single so
Speaker 2: we were extra lucky.
Speaker 1: Why didn't you ride one?
Speaker 3: We didn't ride one.
Speaker 2: And this has been such a point of contention over
Speaker 2: my social media because people were like coming.
Speaker 3: For me that we didn't ride the balloons.
Speaker 2: Firstly, Michael and I both rode hot air balloons, so
Speaker 2: we weren't like dying to go on one. Secondly, they're
Speaker 2: extremely expensive over there, and to get a private hot
Speaker 2: air balloon, so just me, Michael and then the guy
Speaker 2: who's operating it was like two thousand or three thousand
Speaker 2: euros Jesus, So you know the conversion there, it's like
Speaker 2: very extensive.
Speaker 1: I've ever been in one.
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 1: Is it room spacious?
Speaker 2: No, it's like a bit tight, like it's a little basket.
Speaker 2: And then the other option, I think for about three
Speaker 2: hundred euros, which is still extremely expensive, was to go
Speaker 2: with like lots and lots of people, And for me,
Speaker 2: I was just like I'm on my honeymoon.
Speaker 1: You don't want everyone there.
Speaker 2: I don't really want everyone there, And like the thing
Speaker 2: about would.
Speaker 1: It be less awkward with everyone there than just you
Speaker 1: Michael making out and a conductor? Is that kind of conductor?
Speaker 1: Does it make it less awkward than him just watching you? Guys?
Speaker 1: Like can I bring you anything?
Speaker 2: Just like can you just film this whole day my
Speaker 2: social media manageah No, But like I don't know, Like
Speaker 2: for us, it just wasn't appealing. It was expensive, and
Speaker 2: it was just like We've just had a beautiful destination wedding,
Speaker 2: Like I can't afford two thousand euros on like a
Speaker 2: private balloon experience, so we kind of like researched, and
Speaker 2: what we did find is there was this beautiful cave
Speaker 2: cafe which is on a rooftop which you can go to,
Speaker 2: which is where I was in that pink dress, and
Speaker 2: you can like watch the balloons and take photos. It
Speaker 2: was one second away from our hotel. Perfect. The second
Speaker 2: thing that we did, which was highly recommended, was to
Speaker 2: do a private breakfast at Love Valley, So basically you
Speaker 2: get romantic. It was romantic. So a driver picks you up,
Speaker 2: takes you to this valley. You're by yourself. They have
Speaker 2: this like gor just big picnic rug all this Greek
Speaker 2: breakfast sorry, Turkish breakfast.
Speaker 1: Turkish eggs, Yeah, I've had them before. They were really nice.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Then and you're on a Turkish rug. Obviously I was on.
Speaker 2: A Turkish rug in Turkey at Love Valley and the
Speaker 2: balloons were coming up all around us. I highly recommend, Like,
Speaker 2: I don't know if you need to go on a
Speaker 2: balloon in Turkey. I don't know if that's a crazy
Speaker 2: thing to say, because everyone was coming from me, but
Speaker 2: like it was way cheaper. It was intimate, the guy
Speaker 2: hid where he was making the breakfast. It was just
Speaker 2: it felt like it was just us, and it was
Speaker 2: like it was so good, like so so good. It
Speaker 2: was so cute. You've seen the footage.
Speaker 3: It was romantic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys in the balloons. That was amazing that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then are you done with that content yet? Or
Speaker 1: more to come out? I keep asking you? Do you
Speaker 1: keep us comment that someone said just ship me to tears,
Speaker 1: that someone said there's too much content.
Speaker 2: That I posted too much, it's so silly. I mean,
Speaker 2: the thing is is like I actually the amount of
Speaker 2: content I have, I've posted about one percent, literally one percent,
Speaker 2: And it kind of did put me off, like posting
Speaker 2: so much about it. But I was also like, so honeymoon,
Speaker 2: like it's our wedding, Like fuck everyone, this is I
Speaker 2: want to show this, and like there's still way more
Speaker 2: to come, Like I haven't seen I told you this
Speaker 2: last week, I still haven't seen most.
Speaker 1: Of the I haven't posted the canal as well.
Speaker 3: I've noticed the love canal. I'll post that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you haven't posted anything from that. That day, I
Speaker 1: was like, oh when was that getting a run?
Speaker 2: It was one of our best days as well, wasn't it.
Speaker 3: Then we went to Bodroom.
Speaker 2: If you want to go to Turkey, I would recommend
Speaker 2: Bodrum last like we did. That was the final place
Speaker 2: in Turkey we went to because it's so relaxing.
Speaker 1: Okay, is that the spars the hot water spars? Is
Speaker 1: that in Turkey? No? Is that somewhere else? Wait?
Speaker 3: The tym in the Turkish spar?
Speaker 2: Yeah, in Turkey. You can have a Turkish bath. We
Speaker 2: had a Turkish bath. It's the wild experience ever.
Speaker 1: Is that where everyone goes in?
Speaker 2: Well, you can just you can do it anywhere in Turkey.
Speaker 2: But basically it's like this big concrete square and me
Speaker 2: and Michael did like a couple's massage. Basically, they just
Speaker 2: scrub you to half death. Like they get like this,
Speaker 2: I don't know what it is, like this big exfoliating
Speaker 2: thing and they just like scrub your body like it's
Speaker 2: like a one big exfoliation. Like if you think I
Speaker 2: had faked hand on to start with, came out a
Speaker 2: different color as pale as it goes, They're like yeah,
Speaker 2: they scrub you and then they get you know, bubbles
Speaker 2: from a bubble bath. It's like they I don't know
Speaker 2: where they got them from. But they like put all
Speaker 2: of these bubbles on top of your body. So you're
Speaker 2: lying there and there's just this big mountain of bubbles
Speaker 2: over you. And I don't know, I don't know what
Speaker 2: the benefit is, but I felt like I was living
Speaker 2: or lying in a cloud because like the bubbles are
Speaker 2: all around you, and it feels like you're kind of
Speaker 2: floating because bubbles have this like movement, like a left
Speaker 2: to right movement. It's bizarre, Like it's insane. And if
Speaker 2: you go to Turkey, definitely do one. It was like
Speaker 2: a lot of fun. There was a couple of things
Speaker 2: about Turkey that obviously, like you go to a new
Speaker 2: country and you're like super excited and I reckon, like
Speaker 2: most of our experience was unbelievable. But there was a
Speaker 2: couple of things that happened that we were a bit like, hmm,
Speaker 2: that sucks. The first one is is that Michael and
Speaker 2: I are huge foodies, Like we love our food, and
Speaker 2: I feel like the food in Turkey was a little
Speaker 2: bit hit or miss, Like we had some of the
Speaker 2: best meals ever, and then sometimes it was just a
Speaker 2: bit of a miss. And I don't really like any
Speaker 2: of my meals to be a miss, Like I.
Speaker 3: Liked to always.
Speaker 1: Research before.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, so we went to like some of the
Speaker 2: best places. Uhm, you mean what have you record it?
Speaker 2: Homoss He's a coming Turkish now.
Speaker 3: So that was like a bit disappointing.
Speaker 2: Like obviously Turkey is filled with like caves and stuff,
Speaker 2: and it's cool to go underground to these like cave restaurants.
Speaker 2: But yeah, a little bit disappointing on the food front.
Speaker 2: Like I think Istanbul was had the best food out
Speaker 2: of Capitocia was the worst for food, and then I
Speaker 2: think Bodroom was like middle Like it's not that I
Speaker 2: don't do my research. I'm very good at doing my
Speaker 2: food research. Like we it's a big portion of like
Speaker 2: if we're going to go somewhere, we want to like
Speaker 2: try the food that people.
Speaker 3: Love the most there.
Speaker 2: Like when I went to Bali, we had a ten
Speaker 2: out of ten food experience. Yeah, other than the side
Speaker 2: of Bali ballet.
Speaker 1: So yeah, this same makes a free coal lie, So.
Speaker 2: That's just that's just beef, that's just Bali.
Speaker 1: Yeah, beef tatar. I had beef tatar the other night
Speaker 1: and I was like, I love beef tatar. I love
Speaker 1: it had this one, but not in Bali. Non BALLEI
Speaker 1: probably don't eat raw stuff in Bali. When you went
Speaker 1: to the Crump of Vallet, crump and valley in the
Speaker 1: Gold Crest, probably said that wrong. Sorry. If you're from
Speaker 1: the Gold Coast and had this lovely dinner and the
Speaker 1: guy mixed it in front of us and put it
Speaker 1: on our plate, that's really cool.
Speaker 3: Well the boer, Yeah, that nice.
Speaker 1: So all up your honeymoon.
Speaker 2: Out of ten, I would say it was like a
Speaker 2: nine out of ten.
Speaker 3: I saw one more qualm before we go. MAT's wrapping
Speaker 3: me up.
Speaker 1: No, I just saw it. There's one more qualm, A
Speaker 1: lot of qualms.
Speaker 2: No, what other qualms?
Speaker 1: I think I know this one. I think you told me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so in Bodrum. Actually it wasn't in Bodrum. In Turkey,
Speaker 2: at most of the hotels that we sayed out, specifically
Speaker 2: the one in Bodrum, we sayed it, this really nice
Speaker 2: hotel in Drum, and I felt from the moment I
Speaker 2: arrived there and this is not the stuff. This is
Speaker 2: the other guests, specifically the female guests at the hotel.
Speaker 3: We're just giving me bad vibes in what way?
Speaker 2: In the way of like I would walk into the
Speaker 2: room and they would turn around and greeze me off.
Speaker 2: This is other hotel guests who are female, So like
Speaker 2: the females at this hotel just hated me, And I
Speaker 2: was like, what have I done wrong? Like I was
Speaker 2: turning to Michael being like, am I inappropriately dress? Like
Speaker 2: obviously in Turkey you have to cover up a little
Speaker 2: bit more, And He's like, no, babe, you're wearing like
Speaker 2: a long dress and like your shoulder is a coverage?
Speaker 1: Well is these guest Turkish? Or are they what nationality
Speaker 1: are if they're in a hotel.
Speaker 2: Well, obviously we're in a hotel, so I don't know
Speaker 2: what nationality they are, but yeah, like this is this.
Speaker 2: It wasn't just like one person didn't like me. It
Speaker 2: was like every single woman at the hotel was like
Speaker 2: greazing me off, to the point where Michael didn't notice
Speaker 2: it at the start, and I brought it to his attention.
Speaker 2: And after I brought it to his attention, I walked
Speaker 2: into like I think it was, I walked into breakfast
Speaker 2: one morning and like two people like greezed me off
Speaker 2: as normal as normal.
Speaker 1: You probably know it. It was no none for.
Speaker 2: Anyone no, I hadn't even touched the food. It wasn't buffet,
Speaker 2: it was ala carte. It was like ala cart but
Speaker 2: you could order as much as you want, you know
Speaker 2: that style. Anyway, Michael turned around to me and went,
Speaker 2: that woman just looked at you like you killed her cat.
Speaker 2: And I was like, right, like, this is not like
Speaker 2: I'm not making this up in my head, like this
Speaker 2: is actually happening, and I still have no idea why.
Speaker 2: And I started with this with saying like, oh, it
Speaker 2: was just in Bodrum, but Bodrum it was like really
Speaker 2: noticeable the first time because we were in Issembul a
Speaker 2: couple of times, so Issembul didn't notice.
Speaker 3: It at all.
Speaker 2: It happened a little bit in Cappadocia, but not really
Speaker 2: Bodrum at that specific hotel. It was a pretty boogie hotel.
Speaker 2: It was just like literally there wasn't anyone who was
Speaker 2: nice to me. And the thing is is like I
Speaker 2: was like I became like I felt like I was
Speaker 2: fighting for like a guy's attention, like because they were
Speaker 2: being mean to me, I was like trying to fill
Speaker 2: them with kindness and be even nicer, and then they
Speaker 2: were hating on me more like I was like smiling
Speaker 2: at people, So.
Speaker 1: Did you figure out what it was?
Speaker 2: No? And then when we went back to Istanbul again,
Speaker 2: Michael was like, geez, that woman just greazed you off.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's got to be something like it can't
Speaker 2: just be me unless all the women just mean to
Speaker 2: each other. But I've just never like I've traveled all
Speaker 2: over the world and I've never experienced women hating on
Speaker 2: me more than in the hotel I stayed out in Bodrum.
Speaker 1: You know what it was if.
Speaker 2: Anyone, I mean, what do you mean It doesn't have
Speaker 2: to be like like, no one just hates anyone just
Speaker 2: seeing it. But they did hate me, And even Michael
Speaker 2: was like, actually like agreeing with me.
Speaker 3: He's like, this is like wild.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you guys like if I was
Speaker 2: doing something wrong, but I swear like I was covering
Speaker 2: up like people were in their bikinis as well at
Speaker 2: the hotel, So I don't think it had anything to
Speaker 2: do with.
Speaker 1: Like covering up off anyone else.
Speaker 2: No, I was We're focused on.
Speaker 3: Them greasing me off.
Speaker 1: It was like please like me, Like, so they grazed
Speaker 1: you off and then would smile at each other.
Speaker 3: No, okay, for context.
Speaker 2: Most of the women greazing me off for like on
Speaker 2: holiday with their husband. So it was a very couply place,
Speaker 2: like everyone was in couples, but like the husband's like
Speaker 2: eating his breakfast and the women would like turn up
Speaker 2: to me and be like like devil stare me, and
Speaker 2: I'm like what, it's a wild story. I've never ever
Speaker 2: had a story like this to tell you. I've just
Speaker 2: never had like more women like hate me for something
Speaker 2: I don't even know what I'm doing.
Speaker 3: Maybe it was like I was doing something culturally wrong.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but in my mind and in Michael's mind,
Speaker 2: I was just living my life.
Speaker 1: Took all the buffet bacon. I didn't take all that
Speaker 1: they allowed bacon, So that's probably wrong.
Speaker 2: I've not solved the problem. It's obvious. And even if okay,
Speaker 2: let's just say you're at a buffet and someone took
Speaker 2: all the bacon, are you really greasing them off? Like
Speaker 2: I can't think of, Oh, here is.
Speaker 1: I'm not waiting for the next bash to come out?
Speaker 2: Why not? It'd be nice and hot, sizzily. Thanks for
Speaker 2: taking the old one, I'll get the fresh one.
Speaker 1: I think the problem is that you had bacon.
Speaker 2: I didn't have bacon, you know what I mean? Though,
Speaker 2: Like I can't ever imagine greasing someone off like you
Speaker 2: would over road rage. I wouldn't even do it over
Speaker 2: road rage.
Speaker 1: Have I done it over road rage?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: You get up and about.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Anyway, my Turkey trip was amazing. They were my two qualms.
Speaker 2: But I was like, I feel like I should like
Speaker 2: share this with the podcast because it's our you know, authentic,
Speaker 2: genuine experience. Would I recommend going to Turkey?
Speaker 3: Absolutely?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I think seeing all of the balloons in
Speaker 2: the air altogether, it was just like the most magical
Speaker 2: thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: We haven't we haven't both done Turkey, so that might be.
Speaker 1: But what he's got our honeymoon placebooked?
Speaker 2: It's on the cars. Aren't you guys going to Greece soon? Yeah?
Speaker 1: We're going to Greece for the Tammy Retreat. Yeh, show
Speaker 1: up retreat. It should be fun.
Speaker 2: Why don't you fly into Assemble? Maybe assembles cool? Like
Speaker 2: very cool. It's a cool city. There's so much to
Speaker 2: explore and like so much shopping to do.
Speaker 1: The sort of Turkey black as a place, I don't
Speaker 1: really think about that anyway, Like that sort of stuff.
Speaker 3: What do you mean by that?
Speaker 1: Just like way to go next? Don't ever? Really, I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 2: Well, you I spoke about how I wanted to go
Speaker 2: to Japan and you said that you guys were also.
Speaker 3: Going to go to Japan.
Speaker 1: You put that on postpone. Why is that the wedding
Speaker 1: coming up Greece? Four months in county honeymoon again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a lot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's just put that. We wanted to take all
Speaker 1: the kids and everything, so we're just trying to find
Speaker 1: the perfect opportunity when there's not holidays and birthdays and that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a lot.
Speaker 2: It's a busy year for us. It's a very busy year. Well, Matt,
Speaker 2: it's lovely to have you in Melbourne again.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: I will see you in a couple of weeks. Yes,
Speaker 2: until next time, guys. See bye.