WEBVTT - Is This Jodie's Best Monday Joke Yet? 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:07.720 We've got get you every morning, every day, Adelaides. 0:00:07.480 --> 0:00:09.440 Jodes, you have to hat some on when it comes 0:00:09.440 --> 0:00:11.280 to the workspace. You also work at Channel ten. I 0:00:11.840 --> 0:00:15.239 you do very good job, Jans, really good stuff. Thank you, 0:00:16.280 --> 0:00:16.920 no problems at all. 0:00:17.400 --> 0:00:19.600 Let me say that again. Thank you with. 0:00:19.560 --> 0:00:21.759 A question mark at the end. No, I'm just getting 0:00:21.800 --> 0:00:24.320 around your work because sometimes you need to be praised 0:00:24.320 --> 0:00:26.479 in this space, because I don't think you get the 0:00:26.480 --> 0:00:30.240 praise that you deserve. For example, story did very very recently. 0:00:30.320 --> 0:00:31.520 Let's take a bit of a clip at this. 0:00:31.640 --> 0:00:34.840 Over eight hundred workers across forty websites have now had 0:00:34.880 --> 0:00:38.559 the potentially life saving skin checks. Given the success of 0:00:38.600 --> 0:00:42.479 the two year summer pilot program, it will now continue indefinitely. 0:00:42.600 --> 0:00:43.000 Perfect. 0:00:43.479 --> 0:00:45.720 It's got that good news voice going on, a really 0:00:45.720 --> 0:00:48.080 really clear deliverance of information. 0:00:49.240 --> 0:00:51.000 You need praise in this space, don't you. 0:00:51.120 --> 0:00:52.760 Well, hang on, let me take you back. That was 0:00:52.800 --> 0:00:55.080 the story I did about free skin checks. Yes for 0:00:55.240 --> 0:00:58.240 tradees because they're obviously exposed to a lot of u 0:00:58.360 --> 0:01:02.360 V rays, etc. To be more likely to contract skin cancer. 0:01:02.400 --> 0:01:03.280 That was a nice little story. 0:01:03.280 --> 0:01:03.720 Watch point. 0:01:03.800 --> 0:01:06.760 It's a really really positive message, and you need positive reinforcement. 0:01:06.880 --> 0:01:09.560 If from no one else and maybe yourself. This was 0:01:09.560 --> 0:01:10.199 caught on camera. 0:01:10.280 --> 0:01:10.920 I'm pretty good. 0:01:11.040 --> 0:01:11.240 Ray. 0:01:11.319 --> 0:01:12.760 You have to kind of admit. 0:01:12.520 --> 0:01:18.560 That that's poor Ray. The cameraman. That's poor. Right at 0:01:18.560 --> 0:01:23.080 the end, it wasn't Ray. 0:01:23.680 --> 0:01:26.440 My eyes twitching, It wasn't Ray, but perhaps it was 0:01:26.440 --> 0:01:30.240 someone from Channel TAM. So there you go, you absolutely 0:01:30.360 --> 0:01:32.920 loving yourself sick for that little news cross that you did. 0:01:34.480 --> 0:01:38.319 Here's the kicker those. My question is if it's about trade, 0:01:38.360 --> 0:01:41.039 he's getting skin checks to prevent skin cans, et cetera. 0:01:42.600 --> 0:01:46.000 What are the trades doing inside working on websites? Is 0:01:46.000 --> 0:01:48.000 this a new thing that I'm not sure about? Do 0:01:48.040 --> 0:01:50.640 you know what I'm talking about? So listen to this 0:01:50.680 --> 0:01:53.440 piece of audio. Listen to it really carefully, because I 0:01:53.520 --> 0:01:57.200 think I think you meant to say work sites. But 0:01:57.240 --> 0:02:00.040 here's what actually happened. And after that, this is what 0:02:00.080 --> 0:02:01.760 happened just before you were loving yourself sick. 0:02:01.880 --> 0:02:05.080 Over eight hundred workers across forty websites have now had 0:02:05.080 --> 0:02:08.760 the potentially life saving skin checks. Given the success of 0:02:08.800 --> 0:02:12.720 the two years summer pilot program, it will now continue indefinitely. 0:02:13.720 --> 0:02:16.440 You just wonder for all these people who are working 0:02:16.440 --> 0:02:18.679 on websites, probably in sight. 0:02:19.400 --> 0:02:22.040 Are they in the danger zone for skin cancer? 0:02:22.240 --> 0:02:25.359 Okay, firstly, how did you know that I got back 0:02:25.360 --> 0:02:27.720 to work after I'd love myself sick. 0:02:27.560 --> 0:02:29.400 And gone to rape. Oh my god, I'm so good 0:02:29.400 --> 0:02:29.880 at my job. 0:02:30.240 --> 0:02:31.960 And then I got back and I looked back at 0:02:31.960 --> 0:02:35.400 that and went, I have said not just one version 0:02:35.400 --> 0:02:39.440 of that, but two across forty websites, which of course 0:02:39.480 --> 0:02:42.040 is I meant work sites, And. 0:02:42.040 --> 0:02:44.959 Therefore what you said what you meant difference. 0:02:45.240 --> 0:02:48.760 So then we had to cut around it to make it, 0:02:49.360 --> 0:02:53.280 you know, suitable to go to air. And also my 0:02:53.400 --> 0:02:56.359 second point being phoned. 0:02:56.919 --> 0:02:59.480 Raisin trouble so still stand by this. 0:02:59.520 --> 0:03:01.920 I'm pretty would Ray, you have to kind of admit that, 0:03:05.360 --> 0:03:07.679 he turns out in the backroom. I was waiting for 0:03:07.760 --> 0:03:09.359 you to screw up, and I did. 0:03:09.840 --> 0:03:12.480 Ray never actually admitted that you were pretty good. So 0:03:12.520 --> 0:03:14.959 there you go. Bit to work on therning. 0:03:15.080 --> 0:03:17.639 The following segment is the mature audiences only and may 0:03:17.639 --> 0:03:20.560 contain how to content, graphic language, and nudity, not that 0:03:20.639 --> 0:03:21.440 you'll see it. 0:03:21.320 --> 0:03:23.840 Is easily offended. Well, you're about to find out just 0:03:23.880 --> 0:03:26.280 how easily your father. 0:03:26.560 --> 0:03:29.480 He's only money Jody and hazy. 0:03:30.080 --> 0:03:33.560 Six nothing not shat's for us just to get the 0:03:33.600 --> 0:03:36.760 stuff out of our systems, like just to cleanse ourselves 0:03:36.840 --> 0:03:39.600 before we really straighten up and deliver some phuls in 0:03:39.680 --> 0:03:41.240 content after seven o'clock jokes. 0:03:41.480 --> 0:03:44.840 No one loves a stupid study more than you, and 0:03:44.880 --> 0:03:47.480 I am a right spot on oh man hits the 0:03:47.480 --> 0:03:49.480 sweet spot for Jody and hazes hook it up. 0:03:49.400 --> 0:03:51.360 To my pains please, okay, And. 0:03:51.240 --> 0:03:53.400 This is one of the stupidest studies of all time. 0:03:53.560 --> 0:03:54.880 So Elon Musk. 0:03:55.160 --> 0:03:59.480 Has a doge. You know what I mean, a dog 0:04:00.040 --> 0:04:03.040 that's his government department. It is the Department of Government 0:04:03.160 --> 0:04:05.200 Efficiency and it's pronounced. 0:04:04.760 --> 0:04:05.680 Dog like dog gap. 0:04:05.800 --> 0:04:10.320 Okay, cool, he said what they said makes sense. Let's 0:04:10.320 --> 0:04:13.280 seak him to dose a cat. Doge do Musk supports 0:04:13.280 --> 0:04:14.200 to be all over dose. 0:04:14.320 --> 0:04:15.480 Oh so true. 0:04:16.000 --> 0:04:19.280 So they basically look at the government and go, where 0:04:19.320 --> 0:04:23.000 are you spending money where it shouldn't be? And the 0:04:23.120 --> 0:04:26.880 doge lawmaker is blowing the whistle on a one point 0:04:26.880 --> 0:04:29.839 two million dollar study worth of federal fund spent on 0:04:30.400 --> 0:04:32.640 looking at the drinking and sex. 0:04:32.440 --> 0:04:34.479 Habits of Super Bowl watchers. 0:04:34.600 --> 0:04:40.520 Yeah, guys, and thank you, thank you so much. 0:04:40.640 --> 0:04:41.320 So what about this? 0:04:41.640 --> 0:04:44.760 They spent over five hundred and sixty three thousand dollars 0:04:44.800 --> 0:04:48.599 to determine where the heavy drinkers consume more alcohol on 0:04:48.920 --> 0:04:53.680 Super Bowl Sunday than any given Saturday night. So the 0:04:53.720 --> 0:04:57.880 results found shockingly that they drank on average, two more 0:04:57.920 --> 0:04:59.520 drinks during the Super Bowl than they would have on 0:04:59.520 --> 0:05:01.160 a Saturday n Yeah. 0:05:02.680 --> 0:05:05.680 I think that's both this information only two more drinks 0:05:06.520 --> 0:05:07.920 than regular Saturday. 0:05:07.839 --> 0:05:10.679 On average, So you know, there's probably some people drinking 0:05:10.720 --> 0:05:11.960 ten more drinks and they for a. 0:05:11.920 --> 0:05:14.320 Saturday night that cast the person doesn't drink at all. Yeah, 0:05:14.400 --> 0:05:16.080 old mate, and drunk an extra twenty beers. 0:05:16.160 --> 0:05:16.320 Yeah. 0:05:16.320 --> 0:05:17.720 It's like when you go out for dinner and you're 0:05:17.720 --> 0:05:19.440 splitting up the bill and there's someone sitting there going 0:05:19.440 --> 0:05:21.880 but I didn't drink anything, and everyone's like, who cares. 0:05:21.600 --> 0:05:26.560 Mate, Yeah, we have wine between us, but they don't drink. 0:05:27.680 --> 0:05:28.160 We're a team. 0:05:28.640 --> 0:05:31.200 One hundred and fifty six dollars. Okay. 0:05:31.360 --> 0:05:35.599 Another study that costs seven hundred and ten thousand dollars 0:05:35.640 --> 0:05:38.400 determine that more babies are born in the area around 0:05:38.400 --> 0:05:42.000 the Super Bowl winning teams area. So basically they're saying 0:05:42.720 --> 0:05:46.200 that more babies are born around Super Bowl time, probably 0:05:47.720 --> 0:05:51.360 because mum and Dad had a few babies on Sunday night. 0:05:51.440 --> 0:05:55.760 Gone, wow, one, let's go get over here, dull. 0:05:56.320 --> 0:05:58.240 Can you imagine how many little babies there are our 0:05:58.279 --> 0:05:59.920 crews around now with the nickname of ether the Patrick 0:06:00.279 --> 0:06:02.640 Patrick Mahomes or Travis Travis Kelsey so. 0:06:02.680 --> 0:06:06.599 True, yes, or little baby Green Bay Packers could be 0:06:06.640 --> 0:06:07.040 the case. 0:06:07.240 --> 0:06:10.280 Ye maybe, but Green Bay Packers are nowhere near it, 0:06:10.440 --> 0:06:12.320 so that's not going to work. 0:06:13.640 --> 0:06:16.400 Some long suffering football supporters, you feel like it'd be 0:06:16.440 --> 0:06:19.719 a similar situation in this country. I mean, all good 0:06:19.720 --> 0:06:21.520 if you're a Cat's fan, they seem to always win, 0:06:21.680 --> 0:06:22.279 still flying. 0:06:22.320 --> 0:06:24.080 If you're a Richmond supporter, your lord. 0:06:23.960 --> 0:06:26.120 Of population, thriving. 0:06:26.520 --> 0:06:30.279 Little baby Gary's everywhere. What about if you're a Saints supporter? 0:06:30.760 --> 0:06:33.760 Oh oh no, like producer Flack. 0:06:34.800 --> 0:06:40.640 Yeah, nineteen sixty six was the last tolliship. 0:06:40.760 --> 0:06:43.440 Certainly, No little Fraser Garrick's running round. 0:06:43.560 --> 0:06:46.320 No little phrases. It's been a while since the Crows 0:06:46.320 --> 0:06:48.840 as well. No little baby marks n it's been probably 0:06:49.000 --> 0:06:50.920 twenty one years since Port run around as well. 0:06:51.080 --> 0:06:53.600 Yeah, you find me a little baby Warren. You can't 0:06:53.600 --> 0:06:55.520 do it. You cannot do it. 0:06:55.640 --> 0:06:58.760 There is no wonder given the non success of our 0:06:58.800 --> 0:07:03.800 sporting teams. You've got an aging population here in Zeth, Australia. 0:07:03.920 --> 0:07:05.040 Now that's a job. 0:07:05.200 --> 0:07:09.240 That's a joke. That's a job, a job, a terrible job. 0:07:11.400 --> 0:07:14.040 The Monday morning joke of just inject that tumor into 0:07:14.040 --> 0:07:17.720 my veins, stealing in the right direction, joke's three jokes. 0:07:18.360 --> 0:07:20.040 Do you want to kick us off this morning because 0:07:20.080 --> 0:07:21.400 you fancy yourself in the space? 0:07:21.960 --> 0:07:25.440 No one ever said that, But I don't mind my job, okay. 0:07:25.640 --> 0:07:27.800 So a man walks into a doctor's office and he 0:07:27.840 --> 0:07:30.720 sits down and he says, now, doctor, this is going 0:07:30.760 --> 0:07:34.040 to sound a little bit strange, but I have five 0:07:34.480 --> 0:07:37.240 penn ices, five of them, five of them. 0:07:37.280 --> 0:07:39.200 Can you imagine that's potentially too many? 0:07:39.520 --> 0:07:40.160 Taking aback? 0:07:40.280 --> 0:07:44.080 The doctor asks him, my god, how do your pants fit? 0:07:44.800 --> 0:07:47.960 And he turns round and says to the doctor, like 0:07:48.040 --> 0:07:48.800 a glove. 0:07:50.000 --> 0:07:50.640 Fight like it. 0:07:54.160 --> 0:07:56.400 I think you knew the punchline before I delivered it, 0:07:56.640 --> 0:07:57.880 a Maria, there was a. 0:07:57.880 --> 0:07:59.960 Space in there where you're really paused, and I'm like, 0:08:00.600 --> 0:08:01.119 it's coming. 0:08:02.040 --> 0:08:04.760 That's cool for dramatic effects, sweetie. 0:08:05.640 --> 0:08:07.400 Which one's the pinky? Which one is the thumb? 0:08:08.240 --> 0:08:11.120 Different shapes, different sizes, okay, I'll go next, and if 0:08:11.160 --> 0:08:12.840 we are going down that blue theme, I'll try and 0:08:12.880 --> 0:08:15.280 match you. Okay, how about this? So I guy's talking 0:08:15.280 --> 0:08:17.120 to a girl in a bar and he asked, what's 0:08:17.160 --> 0:08:20.480 your name? And she says Carmen. He says, well, that's 0:08:20.520 --> 0:08:21.960 a really nice name. Who named you? 0:08:22.120 --> 0:08:22.720 That was it? Mother? 0:08:22.760 --> 0:08:26.600 And she said no, no, actually I named myself. And he says, well, 0:08:26.760 --> 0:08:30.480 why Carmen? She says, because I like cars and I 0:08:30.600 --> 0:08:33.960 like men. Makes sense, doesn't it. She then says to 0:08:34.000 --> 0:08:36.600 the man, what's your name? He says, I'm sorry where 0:08:36.679 --> 0:08:38.240 my man is very nice to meet you. My name 0:08:38.320 --> 0:08:47.080 is beer far he thought, because you know the things 0:08:47.080 --> 0:08:48.800 that he likes. 0:08:48.920 --> 0:08:53.440 So makes a good couple. Two, by the way, still together. 0:08:57.480 --> 0:08:58.040 So much. 0:08:58.160 --> 0:09:00.000 Who would have thought I'm the one straightening you two 0:09:00.240 --> 0:09:02.719 struggles that please produce flak when you got. A man 0:09:02.800 --> 0:09:05.120 goes into the doctor and says, doctor, I'm really worried. 0:09:05.160 --> 0:09:07.360 I think I'm losing my hearing, and the doctor goes, well, 0:09:07.400 --> 0:09:09.160 can you describe the symptoms for me? 0:09:09.480 --> 0:09:10.200 And he goes sure. 0:09:10.720 --> 0:09:13.480 Homer is a fat ball man, March has tall blue hair, 0:09:13.840 --> 0:09:18.320 is Bart, Maggie and Lisa all right? 0:09:19.240 --> 0:09:21.360 For those who are little bit uneducated in the Simpsons 0:09:21.360 --> 0:09:24.640 space potentially where the word's got a bit muddle up? 0:09:24.640 --> 0:09:26.040 Can you explain it? To Joe's place, he. 0:09:26.000 --> 0:09:28.880 Says, I'm losing my hearing, and the doctor says, can 0:09:28.960 --> 0:09:30.720 you describe the symptoms for me? 0:09:32.280 --> 0:09:34.079 I'll do this again, Joe. 0:09:34.520 --> 0:09:36.439 Get it? 0:09:37.880 --> 0:09:40.920 That happens sometimes. How's that response from Jodi? Did you 0:09:40.920 --> 0:09:44.800 get it? That's cute from Jody? You can't say that 0:09:44.840 --> 0:09:45.240 to a man. 0:09:45.679 --> 0:09:49.120 No, No, okay, all right, well next week you go 0:09:49.160 --> 0:09:50.320 first so we can get another way. 0:09:50.920 --> 0:09:52.720 That's what the pinky that's what the pinky paint has 0:09:52.760 --> 0:09:56.280 got to the glove joke. That's cute. You know how 0:09:56.320 --> 0:09:59.880 it was my lifelong goal to play one AFL game. 0:10:00.080 --> 0:10:00.320 Yep. 0:10:00.880 --> 0:10:03.760 Well, the bloke sitting across from us right now played 0:10:03.920 --> 0:10:05.920 four hundred and seven pat your games. 0:10:05.960 --> 0:10:08.640 So yeah, he had a pretty good run of it. 0:10:08.640 --> 0:10:14.480 It's Sean Bergo, thanks to Ko Sports. 0:10:15.240 --> 0:10:18.360 Yeah, don't complain to us. We won't listen. This is 0:10:18.400 --> 0:10:19.000 every day. 0:10:19.400 --> 0:10:21.520 Couldn't you've just thrown him a bone, given him, like, 0:10:21.600 --> 0:10:25.240 you know, two or three of you four hundred and seven, Sean, there's. 0:10:25.080 --> 0:10:27.000 A few now missed a few games with injury and 0:10:27.040 --> 0:10:27.880 suspension as well. 0:10:27.920 --> 0:10:31.839 But all right, the bloke, you played four hundred and 0:10:31.840 --> 0:10:33.760 seven games and I actually got I'm underdone. 0:10:33.960 --> 0:10:36.840 I should have played four fifteen. Unbelievable. 0:10:36.880 --> 0:10:38.960 How was the body towards the end of it? Like, 0:10:39.040 --> 0:10:40.120 did you know it was time? 0:10:40.240 --> 0:10:40.839 We know? 0:10:40.960 --> 0:10:42.800 The body is actually still in a good spot. Yeah, 0:10:43.080 --> 0:10:44.880 I'm pretty good now. I had a few surgeries on 0:10:44.960 --> 0:10:48.320 different parts of my body, different limbs, but physically and 0:10:48.400 --> 0:10:50.000 mental I was in a good spot. But it was 0:10:50.040 --> 0:10:53.240 time to give up at you know, thirty eight thirty nine, So. 0:10:53.640 --> 0:10:54.840 S wasn't wasn't a thing? 0:10:54.880 --> 0:10:55.000 Though? 0:10:55.000 --> 0:10:57.360 When you left Port, didn't you turn up in Hawthorne 0:10:57.360 --> 0:10:59.880 and everybodys saying na his knee shot? Yeah, so you weren't you. 0:11:00.000 --> 0:11:01.680 I'mly supposed to play a few more games. Isn't that 0:11:01.720 --> 0:11:03.440 what everyone was saying obviously was bull crap? 0:11:03.559 --> 0:11:03.719 Yeah? 0:11:03.720 --> 0:11:05.520 I just handed it up a little bit, didn't they. 0:11:06.880 --> 0:11:07.760 I did have surgery. 0:11:07.800 --> 0:11:10.560 I was on crutches for about twelve or thirteen weeks 0:11:10.600 --> 0:11:13.640 and it was a big recovery period. But I think 0:11:13.679 --> 0:11:17.120 it's all about how you recover mentally physically and put 0:11:17.120 --> 0:11:19.120 the time into your body, which is what I did. 0:11:19.679 --> 0:11:22.520 Like, we'll get two hundred fifty games out of So 0:11:22.760 --> 0:11:24.640 if someone said to you, you've got to play a 0:11:24.640 --> 0:11:27.600 game of AFL tomorrow, could you No? 0:11:27.600 --> 0:11:30.480 No, I couldn't I know, a hamstring off the bone 0:11:30.559 --> 0:11:32.839 or something. Yeah, it wouldn't last probably two or three minutes. 0:11:32.880 --> 0:11:34.680 Are you a big fan? Now? Are you a massive 0:11:34.720 --> 0:11:35.480 fan of football? 0:11:35.480 --> 0:11:35.560 Now? 0:11:35.600 --> 0:11:37.520 Are you fretty enough at you? I do watch it. 0:11:37.520 --> 0:11:39.840 It's different watching it as a spectator than as a player, 0:11:39.880 --> 0:11:41.960 because when you're a player, you're always caught up in 0:11:42.000 --> 0:11:44.800 the moment, and now you critique a lot more as 0:11:44.840 --> 0:11:47.480 a pass player and a spectator. You think the game 0:11:47.559 --> 0:11:49.800 is so easy. But one thing I've done in retirement 0:11:49.840 --> 0:11:52.520 is I've never forgotten how hard the game is. You know, 0:11:52.600 --> 0:11:55.960 to make a split second decision with the ball, you know, 0:11:56.000 --> 0:11:58.880 in front of fifty sixty thousand game on the line, 0:11:58.960 --> 0:12:01.800 It is extremely hard. But yeah, I'm a different type 0:12:01.840 --> 0:12:02.240 of watcher. 0:12:02.360 --> 0:12:04.240 Hey, jos, if I'd played four him in seven games, 0:12:04.280 --> 0:12:09.040 I'd heavily critique as well. Yeah, made adelaide. Let's talk 0:12:09.040 --> 0:12:11.480 about the power. What excites you about twenty twenty five? 0:12:11.480 --> 0:12:13.840 What should we be looking forward to because as a recruit, 0:12:13.840 --> 0:12:16.320 that we're looking at, going cheez, he could be pretty 0:12:16.320 --> 0:12:17.360 special in jack Lacochis. 0:12:17.400 --> 0:12:18.280 We're hoping, yeah he is. 0:12:18.320 --> 0:12:20.200 Well, he can line up in the center of the 0:12:20.240 --> 0:12:22.240 oval for a set shot. That's what I've come to 0:12:22.280 --> 0:12:24.680 see from Jackie and kick the ball a long way. 0:12:24.840 --> 0:12:27.520 Charlie Dixon's no longer there, so he'll play a role 0:12:27.520 --> 0:12:30.080 inside the forward line. I think Joe Richards and Joe 0:12:30.080 --> 0:12:33.320 Berry are two exciting players as well, so identified they 0:12:33.320 --> 0:12:36.640 needed some small forwards to help, you know, Willie Rioli 0:12:36.840 --> 0:12:39.160 and Darcy and Sam pel Pepper is coming back from 0:12:39.200 --> 0:12:42.280 a knee injury, so they're really exciting as well. So 0:12:42.559 --> 0:12:45.280 they do lose arguably the best half back flanker in 0:12:45.320 --> 0:12:49.000 the league and Dan Houston, but they've got some replacements. 0:12:48.559 --> 0:12:49.000 In that area. 0:12:49.160 --> 0:12:50.680 Yeah, I mean he was always going to go. 0:12:50.760 --> 0:12:53.440 I'm sure he sat here at Nover and said no, no, no, 0:12:53.480 --> 0:12:55.040 there's nothing to the room as we're going to stay, 0:12:55.040 --> 0:12:55.680 and we all went. 0:12:55.559 --> 0:12:57.679 Oh cool, Dan, And we're as far as saying, I 0:12:57.679 --> 0:13:02.079 don't know why the media do this. You put yourself 0:13:02.120 --> 0:13:02.920 in dance situation. 0:13:03.080 --> 0:13:03.600 He doesn't. 0:13:03.800 --> 0:13:06.280 He doesn't talk about it. Everyone asks him question after 0:13:06.400 --> 0:13:09.680 question after question, and he obviously says. You know, I'm 0:13:09.720 --> 0:13:11.240 not going I'm staying the question. 0:13:11.360 --> 0:13:14.280 Stop version. 0:13:15.040 --> 0:13:17.000 It's smart by him. 0:13:17.200 --> 0:13:20.040 Yeah, Sie, thank you so much for stopping by. Of course, 0:13:20.280 --> 0:13:22.280 thanks to k there's no off season with car sports. 0:13:22.280 --> 0:13:25.280 Get on board today, enjoy the super Bowl today, and 0:13:25.320 --> 0:13:27.040 good luck to your Port Adelaide this season. 0:13:27.600 --> 0:13:31.640 Guys. Thanks having seale. 0:13:32.800 --> 0:13:35.520 Yes, this is the chance led fearlessly by the girls 0:13:35.559 --> 0:13:37.200 just to cover off some of those I don't know 0:13:37.400 --> 0:13:41.160 to boo maybe controversial topics. So you've got the one 0:13:41.160 --> 0:13:43.640 I know only Joe Yoti puts your name up, Jos Hello, 0:13:44.760 --> 0:13:51.080 You've also got the wonderful, fearless, courageous, always a pleasure 0:13:51.400 --> 0:13:52.439 to four contendues. 0:13:52.480 --> 0:13:59.240 First, you're like the pleasure that all right. 0:13:59.520 --> 0:14:01.440 So here's the here's the drill girls, I'm going to 0:14:01.440 --> 0:14:03.600 open up the envelope here and let's see what the 0:14:03.640 --> 0:14:04.880 topic is today. 0:14:04.520 --> 0:14:08.839 I got so sorry, can you pass that? So push it? 0:14:08.920 --> 0:14:10.679 Don't put there we go. 0:14:10.840 --> 0:14:15.880 Okay, now the topic is kids with makeup go whoa, 0:14:16.480 --> 0:14:19.640 whoa wo sorry to un leasure bombshell. 0:14:19.720 --> 0:14:20.040 Okay. 0:14:21.600 --> 0:14:24.120 I am the mother of four girls, so I think 0:14:24.160 --> 0:14:27.760 I'm pretty well qualified in this space to talk about 0:14:27.920 --> 0:14:32.720 the absolute debarcle that is young girls and make up 0:14:33.240 --> 0:14:34.840 in twenty twenty four, twenty five. 0:14:34.960 --> 0:14:37.360 So can I just question what sort of age is 0:14:37.400 --> 0:14:40.080 we talking? This is new to me. How young are 0:14:40.080 --> 0:14:42.160 we talking? This seems concerning. 0:14:42.240 --> 0:14:46.440 We're talking TikTok and we're talking all the platforms and 0:14:46.520 --> 0:14:49.600 our targeting young girls when it comes to skincare. So 0:14:50.600 --> 0:14:52.840 just so you know, hazy, because I know you've got 0:14:52.920 --> 0:14:55.760 absolutely no idea in this space, but all the young 0:14:55.760 --> 0:14:58.680 girls want now for their birthdays but Christmas? But whatever 0:14:58.880 --> 0:15:03.240 is skincare in places like Mecca and Sephora. And we're 0:15:03.280 --> 0:15:08.720 talking stuff like exfoliators like alpha and beta hydroxyax acids, 0:15:08.880 --> 0:15:12.920 vitamin A derivative, retinol the young. 0:15:13.640 --> 0:15:14.720 I know what's a derivative? 0:15:15.080 --> 0:15:17.640 They should be targeted at people my age, like honestly, 0:15:17.680 --> 0:15:21.920 and how you don't worry about two we go exactly, 0:15:22.080 --> 0:15:26.400 let's land on. So my girls now are just watching 0:15:26.440 --> 0:15:29.920 all this skincare content. It's unrestricted on social media and 0:15:30.560 --> 0:15:32.880 it's all these little videos of girls going this is 0:15:32.920 --> 0:15:34.840 my daily routine, Get ready with me? 0:15:35.520 --> 0:15:39.800 When did you get my log into? And they attract 0:15:40.080 --> 0:15:41.520 millions of viewers. 0:15:41.640 --> 0:15:45.320 So this is an eleven year old influencer talking about 0:15:45.360 --> 0:15:48.320 her skincare videos. Have a listen, get ready with me 0:15:48.600 --> 0:15:50.800 to touch up some of my makeup and was I 0:15:50.840 --> 0:15:53.440 going to give you a little debrief on my day. 0:15:53.600 --> 0:15:56.560 So most of her content is skincare and make up 0:15:56.720 --> 0:15:58.320 and how old are you again? I'm that een? 0:15:58.440 --> 0:16:00.640 And you have how many followers on TikTok one brilliant? 0:16:01.600 --> 0:16:05.560 Her followers largely girls, hard age and younger, a generation 0:16:05.840 --> 0:16:08.359 that's become captivated by skincare. 0:16:08.920 --> 0:16:10.840 For me personally, it was just about a bit of 0:16:10.840 --> 0:16:13.360 like self care and love and like it was like 0:16:13.520 --> 0:16:16.080 fun to do and it'd be a way to express myself. 0:16:16.200 --> 0:16:19.360 What and I can't stress this enough? What the you know? 0:16:19.440 --> 0:16:21.480 What is going on in the world today? 0:16:21.640 --> 0:16:22.560 Isn't that insane? 0:16:22.640 --> 0:16:24.120 I want to know about her day that we said, 0:16:24.120 --> 0:16:25.360 and tell you a bit about my day. 0:16:25.640 --> 0:16:27.040 What do you mean? What do you mean? 0:16:27.320 --> 0:16:31.360 You got mummy, made you breakfast, you came home, job 0:16:31.520 --> 0:16:32.040 on the computer? 0:16:32.720 --> 0:16:33.640 Do you about my day? 0:16:34.720 --> 0:16:36.080 You're logged onto MSN chat? 0:16:37.080 --> 0:16:40.440 Yeah, insanity. 0:16:40.600 --> 0:16:43.240 So some of the products that they're most sought after 0:16:43.320 --> 0:16:45.760 for my daughters and her friends and stuff like drunk Elephant, 0:16:46.000 --> 0:16:48.800 which the packaging is like young and fun and it's 0:16:48.840 --> 0:16:50.120 targeted at young girls. 0:16:50.240 --> 0:16:53.760 Sounds like a pub, yeah, dul. 0:16:53.680 --> 0:16:57.200 I think it is one Laniage Laniage or something like that. 0:16:57.800 --> 0:17:00.640 And also Summer Friday is my one year old asked 0:17:00.640 --> 0:17:02.800 me for a Summer Friday lip closs for Christmas. 0:17:02.960 --> 0:17:03.800 Guess how much that is? 0:17:04.400 --> 0:17:07.880 I guess nineteen nine, forty nine, No, forty eight dollars, oh, 0:17:08.600 --> 0:17:11.800 forty eight bucks for a lip boss. I'm like, babes, 0:17:12.440 --> 0:17:14.800 let's go to Big w because I've got I think 0:17:14.840 --> 0:17:16.600 it's like M M and Co or something. I just 0:17:16.600 --> 0:17:18.679 got a tub of vaseline. Doll Oh, that's what we 0:17:18.680 --> 0:17:20.119 did back in the day. Back in the day, I 0:17:20.160 --> 0:17:21.200 had do you know what I had? 0:17:21.240 --> 0:17:21.680 Gone? 0:17:21.840 --> 0:17:25.400 I had Estralla's muscaa in green and purple. 0:17:25.920 --> 0:17:27.640 We drank water out of the tap back then. 0:17:28.080 --> 0:17:31.240 Nowadays they're just getting around with mac makeup and Frank Greens. 0:17:31.240 --> 0:17:33.520 I'm like, what the hell is going on? 0:17:33.880 --> 0:17:36.160 I also had that tub of vassel. 0:17:40.440 --> 0:17:41.120 You're an animal. 0:17:42.280 --> 0:17:47.480 I certainly didn't use any It's a tricky age. 0:17:47.560 --> 0:17:49.720 Thirteen. It's a tricky age. Let's do all lot SUF. 0:17:50.400 --> 0:17:51.840 Thirteen twenty fourteen. 0:17:52.600 --> 0:17:55.439 You were so you also were watching makeup two doors 0:17:55.480 --> 0:17:56.920 on the internet for sure. 0:17:58.560 --> 0:18:00.000 Did give us a call? Please? 0:18:00.760 --> 0:18:04.520 Is this absolute insanity? Are your young girls asking for 0:18:04.560 --> 0:18:09.720 the most obsanely priced skincare items that they clearly don't need. 0:18:09.640 --> 0:18:12.440 For their perfection? Their skin is perfection. I keep saying 0:18:12.480 --> 0:18:14.320 to my girls, you are so perfect just the way 0:18:14.359 --> 0:18:17.960 you are. You don't need foundation. My god. 0:18:18.080 --> 0:18:20.760 Thirteen twenty fourteen, Get on board. If you are as 0:18:20.800 --> 0:18:21.680 fired up about. 0:18:21.480 --> 0:18:22.000