Speaker 1: We've got get you every morning, every day, Adelaides.
Speaker 2: Jodes, you have to hat some on when it comes
Speaker 2: to the workspace. You also work at Channel ten. I
Speaker 2: you do very good job, Jans, really good stuff. Thank you,
Speaker 2: no problems at all.
Speaker 1: Let me say that again. Thank you with.
Speaker 2: A question mark at the end. No, I'm just getting
Speaker 2: around your work because sometimes you need to be praised
Speaker 2: in this space, because I don't think you get the
Speaker 2: praise that you deserve. For example, story did very very recently.
Speaker 2: Let's take a bit of a clip at this.
Speaker 3: Over eight hundred workers across forty websites have now had
Speaker 3: the potentially life saving skin checks. Given the success of
Speaker 3: the two year summer pilot program, it will now continue indefinitely.
Speaker 4: Perfect.
Speaker 2: It's got that good news voice going on, a really
Speaker 2: really clear deliverance of information.
Speaker 4: You need praise in this space, don't you.
Speaker 3: Well, hang on, let me take you back. That was
Speaker 3: the story I did about free skin checks. Yes for
Speaker 3: tradees because they're obviously exposed to a lot of u
Speaker 3: V rays, etc. To be more likely to contract skin cancer.
Speaker 3: That was a nice little story.
Speaker 1: Watch point.
Speaker 2: It's a really really positive message, and you need positive reinforcement.
Speaker 2: If from no one else and maybe yourself. This was
Speaker 2: caught on camera.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty good.
Speaker 5: Ray.
Speaker 1: You have to kind of admit.
Speaker 4: That that's poor Ray. The cameraman. That's poor. Right at
Speaker 4: the end, it wasn't Ray.
Speaker 2: My eyes twitching, It wasn't Ray, but perhaps it was
Speaker 2: someone from Channel TAM. So there you go, you absolutely
Speaker 2: loving yourself sick for that little news cross that you did.
Speaker 2: Here's the kicker those. My question is if it's about trade,
Speaker 2: he's getting skin checks to prevent skin cans, et cetera.
Speaker 2: What are the trades doing inside working on websites? Is
Speaker 2: this a new thing that I'm not sure about? Do
Speaker 2: you know what I'm talking about? So listen to this
Speaker 2: piece of audio. Listen to it really carefully, because I
Speaker 2: think I think you meant to say work sites. But
Speaker 2: here's what actually happened. And after that, this is what
Speaker 2: happened just before you were loving yourself sick.
Speaker 3: Over eight hundred workers across forty websites have now had
Speaker 3: the potentially life saving skin checks. Given the success of
Speaker 3: the two years summer pilot program, it will now continue indefinitely.
Speaker 2: You just wonder for all these people who are working
Speaker 2: on websites, probably in sight.
Speaker 4: Are they in the danger zone for skin cancer?
Speaker 3: Okay, firstly, how did you know that I got back
Speaker 3: to work after I'd love myself sick.
Speaker 1: And gone to rape. Oh my god, I'm so good
Speaker 1: at my job.
Speaker 3: And then I got back and I looked back at
Speaker 3: that and went, I have said not just one version
Speaker 3: of that, but two across forty websites, which of course
Speaker 3: is I meant work sites, And.
Speaker 4: Therefore what you said what you meant difference.
Speaker 3: So then we had to cut around it to make it,
Speaker 3: you know, suitable to go to air. And also my
Speaker 3: second point being phoned.
Speaker 4: Raisin trouble so still stand by this.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty would Ray, you have to kind of admit that,
Speaker 1: he turns out in the backroom. I was waiting for
Speaker 1: you to screw up, and I did.
Speaker 4: Ray never actually admitted that you were pretty good. So
Speaker 4: there you go. Bit to work on therning.
Speaker 6: The following segment is the mature audiences only and may
Speaker 6: contain how to content, graphic language, and nudity, not that
Speaker 6: you'll see it.
Speaker 1: Is easily offended. Well, you're about to find out just
Speaker 1: how easily your father.
Speaker 6: He's only money Jody and hazy.
Speaker 2: Six nothing not shat's for us just to get the
Speaker 2: stuff out of our systems, like just to cleanse ourselves
Speaker 2: before we really straighten up and deliver some phuls in
Speaker 2: content after seven o'clock jokes.
Speaker 3: No one loves a stupid study more than you, and
Speaker 3: I am a right spot on oh man hits the
Speaker 3: sweet spot for Jody and hazes hook it up.
Speaker 4: To my pains please, okay, And.
Speaker 1: This is one of the stupidest studies of all time.
Speaker 1: So Elon Musk.
Speaker 3: Has a doge. You know what I mean, a dog
Speaker 3: that's his government department. It is the Department of Government
Speaker 3: Efficiency and it's pronounced.
Speaker 1: Dog like dog gap.
Speaker 2: Okay, cool, he said what they said makes sense. Let's
Speaker 2: seak him to dose a cat. Doge do Musk supports
Speaker 2: to be all over dose.
Speaker 1: Oh so true.
Speaker 3: So they basically look at the government and go, where
Speaker 3: are you spending money where it shouldn't be? And the
Speaker 3: doge lawmaker is blowing the whistle on a one point
Speaker 3: two million dollar study worth of federal fund spent on
Speaker 3: looking at the drinking and sex.
Speaker 1: Habits of Super Bowl watchers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, guys, and thank you, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: So what about this?
Speaker 3: They spent over five hundred and sixty three thousand dollars
Speaker 3: to determine where the heavy drinkers consume more alcohol on
Speaker 3: Super Bowl Sunday than any given Saturday night. So the
Speaker 3: results found shockingly that they drank on average, two more
Speaker 3: drinks during the Super Bowl than they would have on
Speaker 3: a Saturday n Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think that's both this information only two more drinks
Speaker 2: than regular Saturday.
Speaker 3: On average, So you know, there's probably some people drinking
Speaker 3: ten more drinks and they for a.
Speaker 2: Saturday night that cast the person doesn't drink at all. Yeah,
Speaker 2: old mate, and drunk an extra twenty beers.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: It's like when you go out for dinner and you're
Speaker 3: splitting up the bill and there's someone sitting there going
Speaker 3: but I didn't drink anything, and everyone's like, who cares.
Speaker 2: Mate, Yeah, we have wine between us, but they don't drink.
Speaker 4: We're a team.
Speaker 1: One hundred and fifty six dollars. Okay.
Speaker 3: Another study that costs seven hundred and ten thousand dollars
Speaker 3: determine that more babies are born in the area around
Speaker 3: the Super Bowl winning teams area. So basically they're saying
Speaker 3: that more babies are born around Super Bowl time, probably
Speaker 3: because mum and Dad had a few babies on Sunday night.
Speaker 1: Gone, wow, one, let's go get over here, dull.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine how many little babies there are our
Speaker 2: crews around now with the nickname of ether the Patrick
Speaker 2: Patrick Mahomes or Travis Travis Kelsey so.
Speaker 3: True, yes, or little baby Green Bay Packers could be
Speaker 3: the case.
Speaker 4: Ye maybe, but Green Bay Packers are nowhere near it,
Speaker 4: so that's not going to work.
Speaker 2: Some long suffering football supporters, you feel like it'd be
Speaker 2: a similar situation in this country. I mean, all good
Speaker 2: if you're a Cat's fan, they seem to always win,
Speaker 2: still flying.
Speaker 4: If you're a Richmond supporter, your lord.
Speaker 1: Of population, thriving.
Speaker 2: Little baby Gary's everywhere. What about if you're a Saints supporter?
Speaker 4: Oh oh no, like producer Flack.
Speaker 7: Yeah, nineteen sixty six was the last tolliship.
Speaker 1: Certainly, No little Fraser Garrick's running round.
Speaker 2: No little phrases. It's been a while since the Crows
Speaker 2: as well. No little baby marks n it's been probably
Speaker 2: twenty one years since Port run around as well.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you find me a little baby Warren. You can't
Speaker 4: do it. You cannot do it.
Speaker 3: There is no wonder given the non success of our
Speaker 3: sporting teams. You've got an aging population here in Zeth, Australia.
Speaker 1: Now that's a job.
Speaker 4: That's a joke. That's a job, a job, a terrible job.
Speaker 2: The Monday morning joke of just inject that tumor into
Speaker 2: my veins, stealing in the right direction, joke's three jokes.
Speaker 2: Do you want to kick us off this morning because
Speaker 2: you fancy yourself in the space?
Speaker 1: No one ever said that, But I don't mind my job, okay.
Speaker 3: So a man walks into a doctor's office and he
Speaker 3: sits down and he says, now, doctor, this is going
Speaker 3: to sound a little bit strange, but I have five
Speaker 3: penn ices, five of them, five of them.
Speaker 4: Can you imagine that's potentially too many?
Speaker 1: Taking aback?
Speaker 3: The doctor asks him, my god, how do your pants fit?
Speaker 3: And he turns round and says to the doctor, like
Speaker 3: a glove.
Speaker 1: Fight like it.
Speaker 3: I think you knew the punchline before I delivered it,
Speaker 3: a Maria, there was a.
Speaker 7: Space in there where you're really paused, and I'm like,
Speaker 7: it's coming.
Speaker 1: That's cool for dramatic effects, sweetie.
Speaker 4: Which one's the pinky? Which one is the thumb?
Speaker 2: Different shapes, different sizes, okay, I'll go next, and if
Speaker 2: we are going down that blue theme, I'll try and
Speaker 2: match you. Okay, how about this? So I guy's talking
Speaker 2: to a girl in a bar and he asked, what's
Speaker 2: your name? And she says Carmen. He says, well, that's
Speaker 2: a really nice name. Who named you?
Speaker 4: That was it? Mother?
Speaker 2: And she said no, no, actually I named myself. And he says, well,
Speaker 2: why Carmen? She says, because I like cars and I
Speaker 2: like men. Makes sense, doesn't it. She then says to
Speaker 2: the man, what's your name? He says, I'm sorry where
Speaker 2: my man is very nice to meet you. My name
Speaker 2: is beer far he thought, because you know the things
Speaker 2: that he likes.
Speaker 4: So makes a good couple. Two, by the way, still together.
Speaker 1: So much.
Speaker 7: Who would have thought I'm the one straightening you two
Speaker 7: struggles that please produce flak when you got. A man
Speaker 7: goes into the doctor and says, doctor, I'm really worried.
Speaker 7: I think I'm losing my hearing, and the doctor goes, well,
Speaker 7: can you describe the symptoms for me?
Speaker 4: And he goes sure.
Speaker 7: Homer is a fat ball man, March has tall blue hair,
Speaker 7: is Bart, Maggie and Lisa all right?
Speaker 2: For those who are little bit uneducated in the Simpsons
Speaker 2: space potentially where the word's got a bit muddle up?
Speaker 4: Can you explain it? To Joe's place, he.
Speaker 7: Says, I'm losing my hearing, and the doctor says, can
Speaker 7: you describe the symptoms for me?
Speaker 4: I'll do this again, Joe.
Speaker 1: Get it?
Speaker 4: That happens sometimes. How's that response from Jodi? Did you
Speaker 4: get it? That's cute from Jody? You can't say that
Speaker 4: to a man.
Speaker 3: No, No, okay, all right, well next week you go
Speaker 3: first so we can get another way.
Speaker 2: That's what the pinky that's what the pinky paint has
Speaker 2: got to the glove joke. That's cute. You know how
Speaker 2: it was my lifelong goal to play one AFL game.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 2: Well, the bloke sitting across from us right now played
Speaker 2: four hundred and seven pat your games.
Speaker 4: So yeah, he had a pretty good run of it.
Speaker 2: It's Sean Bergo, thanks to Ko Sports.
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't complain to us. We won't listen. This is
Speaker 1: every day.
Speaker 3: Couldn't you've just thrown him a bone, given him, like,
Speaker 3: you know, two or three of you four hundred and seven, Sean, there's.
Speaker 8: A few now missed a few games with injury and
Speaker 8: suspension as well.
Speaker 2: But all right, the bloke, you played four hundred and
Speaker 2: seven games and I actually got I'm underdone.
Speaker 4: I should have played four fifteen. Unbelievable.
Speaker 3: How was the body towards the end of it? Like,
Speaker 3: did you know it was time?
Speaker 9: We know?
Speaker 8: The body is actually still in a good spot. Yeah,
Speaker 8: I'm pretty good now. I had a few surgeries on
Speaker 8: different parts of my body, different limbs, but physically and
Speaker 8: mental I was in a good spot. But it was
Speaker 8: time to give up at you know, thirty eight thirty nine, So.
Speaker 4: S wasn't wasn't a thing?
Speaker 10: Though?
Speaker 2: When you left Port, didn't you turn up in Hawthorne
Speaker 2: and everybodys saying na his knee shot? Yeah, so you weren't you.
Speaker 2: I'mly supposed to play a few more games. Isn't that
Speaker 2: what everyone was saying obviously was bull crap?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 8: I just handed it up a little bit, didn't they.
Speaker 4: I did have surgery.
Speaker 8: I was on crutches for about twelve or thirteen weeks
Speaker 8: and it was a big recovery period. But I think
Speaker 8: it's all about how you recover mentally physically and put
Speaker 8: the time into your body, which is what I did.
Speaker 3: Like, we'll get two hundred fifty games out of So
Speaker 3: if someone said to you, you've got to play a
Speaker 3: game of AFL tomorrow, could you No?
Speaker 8: No, I couldn't I know, a hamstring off the bone
Speaker 8: or something. Yeah, it wouldn't last probably two or three minutes.
Speaker 4: Are you a big fan? Now? Are you a massive
Speaker 4: fan of football?
Speaker 9: Now?
Speaker 4: Are you fretty enough at you? I do watch it.
Speaker 8: It's different watching it as a spectator than as a player,
Speaker 8: because when you're a player, you're always caught up in
Speaker 8: the moment, and now you critique a lot more as
Speaker 8: a pass player and a spectator. You think the game
Speaker 8: is so easy. But one thing I've done in retirement
Speaker 8: is I've never forgotten how hard the game is. You know,
Speaker 8: to make a split second decision with the ball, you know,
Speaker 8: in front of fifty sixty thousand game on the line,
Speaker 8: It is extremely hard. But yeah, I'm a different type
Speaker 8: of watcher.
Speaker 2: Hey, jos, if I'd played four him in seven games,
Speaker 2: I'd heavily critique as well. Yeah, made adelaide. Let's talk
Speaker 2: about the power. What excites you about twenty twenty five?
Speaker 2: What should we be looking forward to because as a recruit,
Speaker 2: that we're looking at, going cheez, he could be pretty
Speaker 2: special in jack Lacochis.
Speaker 4: We're hoping, yeah he is.
Speaker 8: Well, he can line up in the center of the
Speaker 8: oval for a set shot. That's what I've come to
Speaker 8: see from Jackie and kick the ball a long way.
Speaker 8: Charlie Dixon's no longer there, so he'll play a role
Speaker 8: inside the forward line. I think Joe Richards and Joe
Speaker 8: Berry are two exciting players as well, so identified they
Speaker 8: needed some small forwards to help, you know, Willie Rioli
Speaker 8: and Darcy and Sam pel Pepper is coming back from
Speaker 8: a knee injury, so they're really exciting as well. So
Speaker 8: they do lose arguably the best half back flanker in
Speaker 8: the league and Dan Houston, but they've got some replacements.
Speaker 4: In that area.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean he was always going to go.
Speaker 3: I'm sure he sat here at Nover and said no, no, no,
Speaker 3: there's nothing to the room as we're going to stay,
Speaker 3: and we all went.
Speaker 4: Oh cool, Dan, And we're as far as saying, I
Speaker 4: don't know why the media do this. You put yourself
Speaker 4: in dance situation.
Speaker 11: He doesn't.
Speaker 8: He doesn't talk about it. Everyone asks him question after
Speaker 8: question after question, and he obviously says. You know, I'm
Speaker 8: not going I'm staying the question.
Speaker 4: Stop version.
Speaker 8: It's smart by him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Sie, thank you so much for stopping by. Of course,
Speaker 2: thanks to k there's no off season with car sports.
Speaker 2: Get on board today, enjoy the super Bowl today, and
Speaker 2: good luck to your Port Adelaide this season.
Speaker 4: Guys. Thanks having seale.
Speaker 2: Yes, this is the chance led fearlessly by the girls
Speaker 2: just to cover off some of those I don't know
Speaker 2: to boo maybe controversial topics. So you've got the one
Speaker 2: I know only Joe Yoti puts your name up, Jos Hello,
Speaker 2: You've also got the wonderful, fearless, courageous, always a pleasure
Speaker 2: to four contendues.
Speaker 6: First, you're like the pleasure that all right.
Speaker 2: So here's the here's the drill girls, I'm going to
Speaker 2: open up the envelope here and let's see what the
Speaker 2: topic is today.
Speaker 4: I got so sorry, can you pass that? So push it?
Speaker 4: Don't put there we go.
Speaker 2: Okay, now the topic is kids with makeup go whoa,
Speaker 2: whoa wo sorry to un leasure bombshell.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: I am the mother of four girls, so I think
Speaker 3: I'm pretty well qualified in this space to talk about
Speaker 3: the absolute debarcle that is young girls and make up
Speaker 3: in twenty twenty four, twenty five.
Speaker 4: So can I just question what sort of age is
Speaker 4: we talking? This is new to me. How young are
Speaker 4: we talking? This seems concerning.
Speaker 3: We're talking TikTok and we're talking all the platforms and
Speaker 3: our targeting young girls when it comes to skincare. So
Speaker 3: just so you know, hazy, because I know you've got
Speaker 3: absolutely no idea in this space, but all the young
Speaker 3: girls want now for their birthdays but Christmas? But whatever
Speaker 3: is skincare in places like Mecca and Sephora. And we're
Speaker 3: talking stuff like exfoliators like alpha and beta hydroxyax acids,
Speaker 3: vitamin A derivative, retinol the young.
Speaker 1: I know what's a derivative?
Speaker 3: They should be targeted at people my age, like honestly,
Speaker 3: and how you don't worry about two we go exactly,
Speaker 3: let's land on. So my girls now are just watching
Speaker 3: all this skincare content. It's unrestricted on social media and
Speaker 3: it's all these little videos of girls going this is
Speaker 3: my daily routine, Get ready with me?
Speaker 1: When did you get my log into? And they attract
Speaker 1: millions of viewers.
Speaker 3: So this is an eleven year old influencer talking about
Speaker 3: her skincare videos. Have a listen, get ready with me
Speaker 3: to touch up some of my makeup and was I
Speaker 3: going to give you a little debrief on my day.
Speaker 4: So most of her content is skincare and make up
Speaker 4: and how old are you again? I'm that een?
Speaker 6: And you have how many followers on TikTok one brilliant?
Speaker 6: Her followers largely girls, hard age and younger, a generation
Speaker 6: that's become captivated by skincare.
Speaker 11: For me personally, it was just about a bit of
Speaker 11: like self care and love and like it was like
Speaker 11: fun to do and it'd be a way to express myself.
Speaker 4: What and I can't stress this enough? What the you know?
Speaker 4: What is going on in the world today?
Speaker 1: Isn't that insane?
Speaker 6: I want to know about her day that we said,
Speaker 6: and tell you a bit about my day.
Speaker 1: What do you mean? What do you mean?
Speaker 6: You got mummy, made you breakfast, you came home, job
Speaker 6: on the computer?
Speaker 1: Do you about my day?
Speaker 4: You're logged onto MSN chat?
Speaker 1: Yeah, insanity.
Speaker 3: So some of the products that they're most sought after
Speaker 3: for my daughters and her friends and stuff like drunk Elephant,
Speaker 3: which the packaging is like young and fun and it's
Speaker 3: targeted at young girls.
Speaker 4: Sounds like a pub, yeah, dul.
Speaker 3: I think it is one Laniage Laniage or something like that.
Speaker 3: And also Summer Friday is my one year old asked
Speaker 3: me for a Summer Friday lip closs for Christmas.
Speaker 1: Guess how much that is?
Speaker 3: I guess nineteen nine, forty nine, No, forty eight dollars, oh,
Speaker 3: forty eight bucks for a lip boss. I'm like, babes,
Speaker 3: let's go to Big w because I've got I think
Speaker 3: it's like M M and Co or something. I just
Speaker 3: got a tub of vaseline. Doll Oh, that's what we
Speaker 3: did back in the day. Back in the day, I
Speaker 3: had do you know what I had?
Speaker 4: Gone?
Speaker 3: I had Estralla's muscaa in green and purple.
Speaker 1: We drank water out of the tap back then.
Speaker 3: Nowadays they're just getting around with mac makeup and Frank Greens.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what the hell is going on?
Speaker 4: I also had that tub of vassel.
Speaker 1: You're an animal.
Speaker 2: I certainly didn't use any It's a tricky age.
Speaker 4: Thirteen. It's a tricky age. Let's do all lot SUF.
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty fourteen.
Speaker 3: You were so you also were watching makeup two doors
Speaker 3: on the internet for sure.
Speaker 1: Did give us a call? Please?
Speaker 3: Is this absolute insanity? Are your young girls asking for
Speaker 3: the most obsanely priced skincare items that they clearly don't need.
Speaker 1: For their perfection? Their skin is perfection. I keep saying
Speaker 1: to my girls, you are so perfect just the way
Speaker 1: you are. You don't need foundation. My god.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty fourteen, Get on board. If you are as
Speaker 3: fired up about.
Speaker 1: This as Iron.
Speaker 2: On the flip side as well, if you do, If
Speaker 2: you do have a youngster who's consistently in makeup and
Speaker 2: that's your choice, we'd love to hear from you as well.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, our four year old Lottie loves makeup now,
Speaker 2: Is that concerned she wants to put it on?
Speaker 1: No, it's a fine line, because we all put makeup
Speaker 1: on like.
Speaker 6: Really, yeah, like a pallette of it was, you know,
Speaker 6: four dollars and it would give you a rash.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's different, Yeah to the seven hundred dollars drunk elephant.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's different from leaving the house going summer let's go,
Speaker 3: and she's like, oh, I've just got to finish putting
Speaker 3: my retinol on.
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, Well, our four year old is doing
Speaker 2: the same thing. Yeah, and we're like, wow, she finishes
Speaker 2: her makeup. We're like, you look like a zombie cross
Speaker 2: with a nineteen hundreds lady of them twenty fourteen, get
Speaker 2: them off really.
Speaker 4: Crazy seal section.
Speaker 2: Yeah, some of those little taboo, sort of controversial topics.
Speaker 4: That's what happens when we open up the end.
Speaker 2: But this particular topic is one that I'm not overly
Speaker 2: familiar with because I'm not a girl, but I do
Speaker 2: have a four year.
Speaker 4: Old who wants to dabble in this space, and that
Speaker 4: is kids with make up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're talking the fact that now all these TikTok videos,
Speaker 3: Instagram videos are all targeting young girls for these fun
Speaker 3: colored packaging, and I'm like, oh my god, you're nine,
Speaker 3: you're overdue for your retinal dose. Like, for goodness sake,
Speaker 3: it's actually insanity and it's really taken off. Like all
Speaker 3: of my daughters and their friends, all they want for
Speaker 3: their presence is skincare, which I am like, you're perfect.
Speaker 1: Your skin will not get any more perfect than what
Speaker 1: it is right now.
Speaker 3: So asking the question in thirteen twenty fourteen, your kids
Speaker 3: into skincare like obsessively?
Speaker 2: Yeah, And of course each and every Monday. We're joined
Speaker 2: by the wonderful Tiff Horn from ten.
Speaker 3: Use first, can we just quickly get your take on
Speaker 3: this as a woman who has beautiful.
Speaker 1: All a skin, go on? What else?
Speaker 6: It's all that retinal I used when I was eleven,
Speaker 6: that of the alpha proxy whatever betel rating I think.
Speaker 6: And I don't have children, but I basically am one. Yeah,
Speaker 6: but back in my day, it's like a right of passage.
Speaker 1: To go through an ugly phase.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so to speak as teenagers like, you're not meant
Speaker 6: to look with lemon gorgeous. No, you're meant to go
Speaker 6: to the supermarket. You beg your mother to buy Maybelene
Speaker 6: Dream Matt Moose, for example, which is what I had. Yes,
Speaker 6: they have maybe three skin colors, so they.
Speaker 4: Don't match your skin at all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 4: And he sort of.
Speaker 1: Painted on in the thick layer.
Speaker 6: It dries out your skin and your big sister says.
Speaker 4: Your skin looks really crusty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then you cry, yeah, and that's light and
Speaker 1: here we are, and here we are.
Speaker 4: That's what you do, though, But.
Speaker 1: Do you think it's a little bit of scene that
Speaker 1: is too much?
Speaker 6: You meant to get all that we had this and
Speaker 6: ives April CT scrub and it was really white.
Speaker 1: Clogging would do the opposite. Oh, it was so fair.
Speaker 6: It's really thick, like tasty. And then I think the
Speaker 6: beads like maybe choked fish in the ocean.
Speaker 1: So that's what we needed, That's what we have, and.
Speaker 6: Then you'll appreciate the retinat when you're a grown up
Speaker 6: girl like Jones and me.
Speaker 4: So true. Thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 2: Let's take some calls next, Wenna speak the Kaylor as
Speaker 2: well from two Wells who wants to talk about her
Speaker 2: four year old daughter.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's keen for makeup. It's that young. Yeah, it's early.
Speaker 1: Yeah, very crazy.
Speaker 4: Seal section. Yeah, this sealed section.
Speaker 2: We are joined so bravely each and every Monday by
Speaker 2: the one to tip one from ten Dyes first and
Speaker 2: of course led fearlessly as well from Jody Ordi.
Speaker 1: Yeah, isn't she a joy to having the studios? Isn't she?
Speaker 3: She is?
Speaker 4: She's fantastic.
Speaker 3: Okay, we are talking in the sealed section this morning.
Speaker 3: Kids that are desperate to wear makeup, and not just
Speaker 3: any old makeup, but really expensive gear.
Speaker 1: That's all they seem to want. From Mecca s four.
Speaker 3: At places like that, I'm like, oh, we could go
Speaker 3: to make it or support, or I could guide you
Speaker 3: down to Big w where they have the knockoffs, and
Speaker 3: that's where we'll be going to get your lickploss, not
Speaker 3: the forty.
Speaker 1: Eight dollar there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, hard to disagree with that.
Speaker 1: And let's go to Kayla from two wells.
Speaker 10: Hi, Kayla, by good morning?
Speaker 1: How are you good? You've got a daughter?
Speaker 9: I do? She's sitting five on Saturday.
Speaker 1: Five on Saturday, and does she want to wear makeup?
Speaker 10: She sure does.
Speaker 9: She's a beat, that's all she asked. That's on her
Speaker 9: birthday lift and that's it.
Speaker 1: So what sort of stuff, Kayler?
Speaker 9: She's happy with the play makeup and stuff.
Speaker 10: But we actually were at the.
Speaker 9: Plaza on the weekend and she saw mackag. She's like,
Speaker 9: I want to go in there.
Speaker 10: I want to go in there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, how is Kayla? How is this even
Speaker 1: a thing for a four year old?
Speaker 10: Well, she's got older cousins, so she sees them do
Speaker 10: it and she wants to copy.
Speaker 9: But she so if you watch YouTube or whatever, she
Speaker 9: ers off into influences and stuff. Yeah yeah, so it's
Speaker 9: quite quickly takes over I'll tell you what, Kaylor, I
Speaker 9: don't know how you feel, but YouTube, Oh my gosh,
Speaker 9: YouTube makes me so angry because the same thing happens
Speaker 9: with my six year old.
Speaker 2: He starts watching things and then it veers off into
Speaker 2: these videos. You're like, how the hell did he get
Speaker 2: to this? This is so inappropriate and it turns into
Speaker 2: zombies freaks.
Speaker 7: Taylor.
Speaker 3: I don't know about you, but I've got rage at
Speaker 3: the moment it goes north from one hundred and I
Speaker 3: get white hot anytime YouTube gets onto the big TV
Speaker 3: in the louder and dad, Yeah.
Speaker 10: She knows as soon as I come in if she
Speaker 10: can hear my feet some she quickly tries to swap
Speaker 10: it out, So yeah.
Speaker 4: You know, yeah, respect, I'm sure do you know what Caylor.
Speaker 2: Push through these years because I'm sure it'll get better
Speaker 2: when she becomes a teenager.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Cayla, Thanks so much. Karen from rphic Valglhorn
Speaker 3: and Karinn.
Speaker 4: Let's go too.
Speaker 1: Hi.
Speaker 2: How are you going?
Speaker 3: Hi?
Speaker 4: Karin? Are we going to speak to your daughter? Kennedy?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 11: Hi, I'm good, Thank you?
Speaker 6: How are you good?
Speaker 1: Battle of Stelling? Hey, Kennedy, do you like to wear makeup?
Speaker 11: And new skincare, makeup, yeah, skinkay, not as much. I
Speaker 11: did go through a big phase last year until I
Speaker 11: realized how bad it was. And I kind of just
Speaker 11: realized all the bad things that came out of and
Speaker 11: then what was in them? And I've actually stopped using it,
Speaker 11: but I still do use a little bit of make.
Speaker 1: Up, okay. And so what sort of skincare you using?
Speaker 3: An you?
Speaker 4: How old are you? Quickly? I'm certain?
Speaker 3: And what sort of skin care were you using? And
Speaker 3: all your friends into it?
Speaker 11: My friends, some of them were, some of them weren't.
Speaker 1: Okay, what sort of.
Speaker 11: I was using? Brands like drunk Elephants, nice recipe.
Speaker 3: Glow recipe, that's the otherwise is the good stuff? Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's good stuff for too good people your age.
Speaker 1: Have you tried blue mascaret?
Speaker 4: Just keep those thoughts.
Speaker 1: We're in a mission to stop children using skip care.
Speaker 1: Could you jump on board please? As oppose to.
Speaker 6: Go got myself go, oh my god, that's so good to.
Speaker 2: Be fair, So so Kennedy, in your wisdom as a
Speaker 2: thirteen year old, you look back and go, what was
Speaker 2: I doing back then?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I do it a lot? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Did it ever make skin break out?
Speaker 2: It did a lot.
Speaker 11: I've still got everything. I just keep it in a
Speaker 11: draw and I don't think I've opened that draw for
Speaker 11: a month.
Speaker 4: That's a great results.
Speaker 1: That's beautiful. Kennedy. Thank you so much for your thoughts.
Speaker 1: We really appreciate it. You have a wonderful dad. School.
Speaker 2: That's good. On the right path to Kennedy. Let's go
Speaker 2: to a green withouth. Now, good moring to you.
Speaker 10: Jess morning. How are we good?
Speaker 1: Yess. You've got a daughter as well.
Speaker 10: I do.
Speaker 1: I have a nine year old okay? And what she
Speaker 1: want to get into?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 9: So yeah?
Speaker 10: Nine in December and it was yep, everything Mecca. So
Speaker 10: we went there and grabbed her basket and off she
Speaker 10: went and yep. Checked the basket and there was drunk
Speaker 10: elephant and I was like, jeez, that thought it was
Speaker 10: like a hundred dollars. Yeah, yeah, no, And then I
Speaker 10: checked the ingredients and saw that it was retinal and
Speaker 10: then I was like, no, we're not having that. She's
Speaker 10: like essential mom who I also have a sell on
Speaker 10: and she came to the salon room with me the
Speaker 10: other day.
Speaker 4: My husband dropped her.
Speaker 10: Off and I was like, oh, you got stickers on
Speaker 10: your face and she goes, oh, they're pimple patches.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, the what do you need them for? Oh?
Speaker 10: Wow?
Speaker 1: Just tell her to try toothpaste.
Speaker 2: Or she swings back and goes, preventions better than cure, mommy.
Speaker 2: It just sort of stems on into different parts of
Speaker 2: life as well.
Speaker 4: Is it?
Speaker 2: Am I wrong saying it's not a thing that people
Speaker 2: in the early twenties. Now it's starting to get injections. Yes,
Speaker 2: so this whole obsession we're trying to grab too quickly.
Speaker 2: But unfortunately, the wisdom is you don't realize that until
Speaker 2: you get old and you say, hey, let it happen
Speaker 2: the way it should happen, because you don't need to do.
Speaker 3: Tiff and I have been known to shake our heads
Speaker 3: at young women in their twenties who do say to us,
Speaker 3: oh god, I so need botox.
Speaker 6: Oh I say I look so old, And I say
Speaker 6: that's so offensive, and people like Jodie not myself.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much for all your calls. Big day
Speaker 4: coming up.
Speaker 2: Let's talk about this, no doubt, Joe, you're looking at
Speaker 2: me like, what the hell are you even playing?
Speaker 4: This is the NFL theme song.
Speaker 1: I'm aware of that.
Speaker 4: How that works.
Speaker 1: I know that much.
Speaker 4: Okay, well done, you're halfway there.
Speaker 1: Okay. So super Bowl is on today.
Speaker 3: Most people are just very aware of the biggest pop
Speaker 3: star on the planet. And she's going to be there
Speaker 3: because Travis kelt is playing for the CHIE, So she's
Speaker 3: going along to support her man.
Speaker 2: And good on Taylor Street for putting Travis Kelcey on
Speaker 2: the map. Yes, fans, I'm just joking.
Speaker 3: He's just kidding because you were the first to get
Speaker 3: iraped when people said that to you.
Speaker 4: Who's man.
Speaker 1: Now we've got a new member of the team. She's gorgeous.
Speaker 3: Her name is Molly and she joins us. Now, Good morning, Molly, Hello, Hello,
Speaker 3: welcome to Jody and Hazy.
Speaker 1: It's good to be here. Now.
Speaker 3: You've come from a sports show because now, what's the
Speaker 3: word defunct?
Speaker 1: We'll get it doesn't exist anymore.
Speaker 4: Went in a different direction.
Speaker 2: But from that, what we know is that we now
Speaker 2: have a genuine sports expert in the building.
Speaker 1: This is so good. You did that show for how long?
Speaker 1: Nearly to you? Two years? Okay, so you're across my
Speaker 1: sports right. Oh.
Speaker 5: Look, if I'm the expert, we're in trouble.
Speaker 3: We're about to find out because we're just going to
Speaker 3: test your credentials here because of his Super Bowl Monday.
Speaker 1: We want to know how much you know about the
Speaker 1: super Bowl.
Speaker 2: Got four questions and a lot of terms that you're
Speaker 2: probably going to hear a lot during Super Bowl Today,
Speaker 2: which probably a lot of people are like, what the
Speaker 2: hell does that even mean?
Speaker 4: All good?
Speaker 2: Our brand you producer, Molly will help you out. First
Speaker 2: of all, can you explain to us, Molly, what a
Speaker 2: tight end is?
Speaker 5: That's that's when it's it's getting really tight at the end,
Speaker 5: they're all running to one spot and it's it's really fast.
Speaker 4: That is.
Speaker 2: It makes sense tight ends position. In fact, Travis Kelsey
Speaker 2: is a tight end.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well, I mean that's for Taylor Swift to decide.
Speaker 4: Isn't it.
Speaker 2: I've got one for you, which sounds pretty simple, but
Speaker 2: if you ask my wife, perhaps it's not. What is
Speaker 2: the role of a punter in the team?
Speaker 1: Is that a position?
Speaker 5: They're just a general player, just a utility.
Speaker 1: Around there like a fielder in cricket.
Speaker 2: Right, Okay, this is going to blow your mind. Their
Speaker 2: role in the team is to punch the ball, the punter.
Speaker 2: But I'm not joking the ball kicking it. I'm kicking.
Speaker 2: So basically, at the end of the set of plays,
Speaker 2: I've got to kick it away if they're not within
Speaker 2: that touchdown zone or scoring era.
Speaker 4: This is going to blow your mind. And you were
Speaker 4: like this.
Speaker 2: My woods speaking about this yesterday and my wife and
Speaker 2: I said, we'll speaking about Aidie MacGuire's son and how
Speaker 2: he's a punter. And my wife said, what's his role
Speaker 2: on the team? And I said, are you serious? And
Speaker 2: then she said, is it his role to take all
Speaker 2: the bets for the other players aka the team punter? No,
Speaker 2: his job is to kick the ball.
Speaker 1: Isn't that Ricky bonding. Doesn't he play cricket?
Speaker 4: That's his nickname.
Speaker 2: Here's one for you, Molly, and for all those we're
Speaker 2: sitting there going, well, what does that even mean? What
Speaker 2: is a pump and run?
Speaker 5: That's when you get pumped up on the sideline, Yeah,
Speaker 5: and then you run really.
Speaker 2: Fast almost It actually is in twenty ten when you
Speaker 2: go to Marvel. But no, I'm just kidding, just kidding.
Speaker 2: It's press coverage. It's a defensive strategy. Defensive back lines
Speaker 2: up directly in front of the white receiver and purposely
Speaker 2: buns into him to slow him down.
Speaker 4: I read that I didn't know what that mays.
Speaker 1: Okay, well that's hard for her.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's hard for all of us. And finally,
Speaker 4: what is a sack?
Speaker 5: That's something I've experienced recently.
Speaker 1: Gosh, very well done.
Speaker 2: Also would have accepted producer Flak Joe's really likes people
Speaker 2: stuffing up on national television. Well, you're right, that is
Speaker 2: so true.
Speaker 3: Okay, don't make it sound like I'm vindictive and nasty,
Speaker 3: like it's their served up on a platter.
Speaker 4: You do this evil sort of like laugh when you
Speaker 4: see it happen.
Speaker 1: I've never done from the belly.
Speaker 4: You do cackle, though, I do.
Speaker 3: A witchy cackles like anyway, gets very high pitched. So
Speaker 3: I was watching Idle last night and they just had
Speaker 3: back to back to.
Speaker 1: Back a couple of stuff ups.
Speaker 3: Here's a little example for you to get your Monday's
Speaker 3: started right.
Speaker 4: I like Oasis because maybe you gonta be the one
Speaker 4: that sees me. But nafta yoma wonder wonder, wonder, whoa.
Speaker 4: It's good, it's pretty good. I just I just just
Speaker 4: just let it go, mate. You you don't have to
Speaker 4: feel the bits in between.
Speaker 1: It's the improvising for me, I love that.
Speaker 4: Can you put us out of it? Did he get through?
Speaker 1: He was a kickboxer, by the way.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, a genuine kickboxer. You mean beat boxer, a kickboxer, kickboxer.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's back to the gym for him. But this
Speaker 3: girl blew my damn mind because not only could she
Speaker 3: not sing, but she also had a propensity to burp
Speaker 3: midway through her song.
Speaker 4: That ruins auditions.
Speaker 10: Dum eh oh.
Speaker 6: Pay yeah, excuse me, this was a stree you win?
Speaker 4: I would win so fast.
Speaker 2: I don't know I remember the last time that mid sentence.
Speaker 2: I've had a birth like that. No, what was the
Speaker 2: choice of food before going on to audition? Dumplings with
Speaker 2: extra chili or something like that.
Speaker 4: There you go.
Speaker 1: Can you play to get just played one more time?
Speaker 4: It's just food for your soul, and then we can.
Speaker 1: Play Birthday pay Day. I promise, just one more time.
Speaker 10: Duh oh.
Speaker 2: Birthday pay day. If you cover any stage, it could
Speaker 2: ruin your future music Careier.
Speaker 1: That is a birth, have you? I remember you have
Speaker 1: actually mid sport?
Speaker 2: Yes, what a mid sport it must be, because as
Speaker 2: we're heating up to the half hour seven o' four
Speaker 2: or seven thirty.
Speaker 4: I take a big sip of coffee or something, but
Speaker 4: it's never that loud.
Speaker 2: It's always like a it's a cricket now, and it's.
Speaker 3: Like that, which could go through to the keeper if
Speaker 3: you weren't working with someone like me who will promptly go.
Speaker 1: All right, let's play birthday pay day? Were you born
Speaker 1: on the twenty ninth?
Speaker 3: Were born on the twenty ninth of any month it
Speaker 3: has born our thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 1: Let's marry that up with a random month on the
Speaker 1: wheel you went a.
Speaker 4: Fouth all, come on, that'd be nice, all right.
Speaker 2: From run Cranberry's cover with burps in it to potentially
Speaker 2: another Royal Otis and Linger