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Speaker 1: We are celebrating ten years of the fifteen show.

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Speaker 2: We're going to do a.

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Speaker 3: Team when you wrap that one Saturday.

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Speaker 4: I don't know how much Dad web away.

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Speaker 1: We are streaming live on the fifteen weeper Facebook and

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Speaker 1: Instagram page. If you want to see this wrap play

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Speaker 1: out live. This could be one of the great radio

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Speaker 1: disasters of all time. Are your hands down your pants

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Speaker 1: to controller lead that I just stood on? Really boring response, nervous.

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Speaker 1: My hands are busy because I've finished writing his wrap.

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Speaker 5: I'm going to go first, Sarah second, Tommy Ivy third,

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Speaker 5: Matt degree fourth, and then the big fellow is going.

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Speaker 1: To bring it up. Come on, I'm strong when you

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Speaker 1: don't want to be that last leg trying to cross

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Speaker 1: the line when someone overtakes you when you're last. We're

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Speaker 1: not competing against anyone. We're all winning today, going hard.

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Speaker 5: There could be a few stuff ups told everyone not

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Speaker 5: to swear either, so obviously he has a swear.

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Speaker 1: I'm talking to myself, okay him?

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Speaker 5: Do you want to do?

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Speaker 1: If you want to watch this live? Right there, get.

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Speaker 5: Onto the fitz and whip of Facebook or Instagram account

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Speaker 5: right now.

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Speaker 3: Let's start comes now some up.

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Speaker 2: Ten years I can't.

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Speaker 4: I'm off.

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Speaker 5: This decade of.

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Speaker 2: Disaster is my synopsis.

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Speaker 5: Let's start with Whipper and all his help at home,

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Speaker 5: which is kind of ironic because they can't help with

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Speaker 5: his jokes. He comes Tom, the executive producer, his photos

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Speaker 5: in the dictionary under loser more than he's got gray hairs,

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Speaker 5: and that's a lot because he's got his share Sarah, and.

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Speaker 2: That finish off the crew. I write these lyrics.

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Speaker 5: Sitting on the moon because what comes out of being

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Speaker 5: down south is everyday projected out of their mouth.

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Speaker 6: A ten years ago to Nova, I was hired, I

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Speaker 6: was slick, came to produce breakfast with a guy called Merrick,

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Speaker 6: and then he was gone, and fits in Whipper appeared.

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Speaker 6: Back then they had more hair and actual credit card limits.

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Speaker 6: I fits still a mitzy. One had a wife and kid,

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Speaker 6: the other just loved cookies to do all sorts of things. Yes,

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Speaker 6: I've seen the willies. We laugh about it now, the boys.

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Speaker 6: It wasn't that chili personal highlight. You trashing my first wedding,

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Speaker 6: but redeeming yourself s funding me another man for bedding.

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Speaker 6: Many many good times, but also some tears. Not many

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Speaker 6: shows survived telling the same stories for years.

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Speaker 2: As a piggy piss.

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Speaker 7: Ten years of him stealing free stuff from your desk.

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Speaker 8: So many years of Sarah talking about her love life,

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Speaker 8: ten years of poor Gary chage of the bed with

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Speaker 8: cable ties, ten years of owning cars and chucking tandies,

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Speaker 8: but not enough years.

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Speaker 2: Of talking about Christine's pandy. Don't jokes have run out?

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Speaker 1: The show needs to endswer Sorry, boys, I'm switching to

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Speaker 1: a m.

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Speaker 2: Alright, alright, Chris anything.

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Speaker 8: Now, let's go ahead now and bust the lid about

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Speaker 8: what it's like working with two man kids. Ten years

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Speaker 8: on the dial is a bloody long while, especially always

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Speaker 8: coming second to Kyle. Now, if that dollar show are

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Speaker 8: a little hazy, but at its most basic, it is

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Speaker 8: very lazy. Eight thousand times the whip has been goaded

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Speaker 8: into having to deny that.

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Speaker 1: You are loaded.

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Speaker 8: Check thousand times that you referenced with Glee Tom's destruction

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Speaker 8: of cubicle three five dollars. Deboo join the cue because

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Speaker 8: we've got another out about Tom on the loop. I

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Speaker 8: in my calculation, and I'll keep this short. There's been

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Speaker 8: about thirty thousand traffic reports that I've known in advance.

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Speaker 8: I'd knock back this gig because for one last time,

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Speaker 8: I'm not a traffic bar.

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Speaker 2: He's done it.

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Speaker 1: That's really good, really good, really really good. Should have

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Speaker 1: been could have been done in week Why it's the

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Speaker 1: fifty ever show with Sarah, Tommy and the Human Thumb.

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Speaker 1: Can you believe it? Over two thousand shows? Where's the champagne?

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Speaker 1: Tommy showed me the host he started in twenty eleven.

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Speaker 1: Shut them on gate, I'll see you in heaven. Prime ministers,

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Speaker 1: celebrities at Francis Bevans, a clap right, we threw a car.

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Speaker 1: We've come so far, the heart Child to ah you

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Speaker 1: my mother, the panic room, I won't mention the other,

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Speaker 1: to world records and maybe moments we regret.

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Speaker 9: And Jason Derulo, who doesn't know the alphabet QR ex

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Speaker 9: thank you.

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Speaker 2: Jason Dula.

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Speaker 1: Who it fits in with her.

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Speaker 5: You know that story that we out about a week

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Speaker 5: a week and a half ago, the guy that was

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Speaker 5: playing up on a plane over.

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Speaker 2: In the States and he grabbed.

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Speaker 5: One of the flight attendants and they actually ended up

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Speaker 5: gaffer taping him to the seat.

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Speaker 1: Yes, which I don't mind.

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Speaker 5: No, if if a passenger doesn't want to settle down,

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Speaker 5: strap him in and You've still got to keep doing

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Speaker 5: your job. Why can't you strap him down? And he

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Speaker 5: then started spitting on passengers, so they in his mouth.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's in the Wolf of Wall Street. Remember he

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Speaker 1: doesn't remember how the flight went, and he wakes up

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Speaker 1: and his gaffer tape to his seats. Right, what's going

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Speaker 1: on here?

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Speaker 5: So the flight attendant has spoken for the first time. Okay,

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Speaker 5: Now there's some viral clips over in the States where

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Speaker 5: people can really make a name for themselves.

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Speaker 1: What was the one Hudibird? I mean there was the

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Speaker 1: other one of Arniel. Something was wrong remember that guy. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: for Cleveland did give away dead give away, hard away,

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Speaker 1: dead giveaway big testicles because we see this dude every day.

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Speaker 1: We eat ribs with this dude. He didn't have a clue, give.

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Speaker 9: Away my thought testicles. We see this dude every day,

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Speaker 9: we eat ribs with this dude. House she said to

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Speaker 9: get out.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So the.

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Speaker 5: Florida tend and has spoken for the first time, which

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Speaker 5: is kind of a little bit viral as well. And

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Speaker 5: he was talking about the block and how he had

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Speaker 5: to get for typeing.

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Speaker 4: He's spitting and cussing and going crazy. I say that's enough.

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Speaker 4: I got up and I walked over there. And by

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Speaker 4: the way, this man is coming in like a pack

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Speaker 4: of Marlborough cigarettes, U pot shots of ever clear alcohol

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Speaker 4: and regret, so I know I was about to go down.

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Speaker 4: At this point he touched all over my coworker's breast.

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Speaker 4: And when he touched my what I did is I

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Speaker 4: took that the duct teak. I said, he got scared,

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Speaker 4: start stirting. Say hold, wait a minute, suddenly right, I said, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Nobody that that was amazing the level of detail. Yeah

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Speaker 1: with that guy. When you ask himbout, his day was

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Speaker 1: very good. And the guy grabbed his titties. My tess,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to give you the top baby names, the

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Speaker 1: top Bogan baby names celebrated Australia for boys and girls.

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Speaker 1: But if you have one of these names that aren't

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Speaker 1: twenty four to ten, call through. All right, here we go.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna start with the girls. If you're thinking also

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Speaker 1: about having a baby, maybe put these only less grab

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Speaker 1: a pen shah day oh the singer shout sneaky way

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Speaker 1: of squeezing Chardona in there disguising it. Good luck all

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Speaker 1: the shar days out there. Genesis is next on the list,

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Speaker 1: so it's not Phil Collins. Nothing to do with the

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Speaker 1: biblical reference as well. Genesis chapter two. Would that be?

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Speaker 1: Did that be shortened to gen Jenny? He would hope.

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Speaker 1: So Genesis Mattel is another one for a girl beautiful

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Speaker 1: look at this, Nab Barbie or Ken, Sativa or Indica. Charlotte,

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Speaker 1: hold your thought spelled s h A r l E

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Speaker 1: say it right, if you thought Charlotte was too classy

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Speaker 1: and regal, then they've dumbed it down with a bit

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Speaker 1: of Charlotte Summer Breeze. Also got registered. Guys, the two

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Speaker 1: words yead no trinity but spelled t r y n

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Speaker 1: y t y. I know it trinity, I know a trinity,

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Speaker 1: but it's not spelt like that. Vagina. Yes, this is

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Speaker 1: a baby name.

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Speaker 7: Hella No.

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Speaker 1: V A g I n A. Have I got that right? Virginia? Nope? No,

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Speaker 1: how do you say that?

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Speaker 10: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, that's No one has named their they have

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Speaker 1: well they hang on.

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Speaker 6: People call the kids fanny.

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Speaker 1: This was oh Franny. No one calls their kid friend, you, guys,

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Speaker 1: do No one does here? We go for the boys.

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Speaker 1: Crash is the name? Imagine meet my son crash from

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Speaker 1: lightning Crash is that live, live throwing copper crash one

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Speaker 1: of the cars out of Hella h e W l

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Speaker 1: e R. That's a Hella good b mate. That's more American,

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Speaker 1: isn't it. How about this one Jackson but spelled j

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Speaker 1: A c K S I N trouble on the streets.

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Speaker 1: Who calls that he's not coming around in my place again?

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Speaker 1: It's bloody Jackson. Lynx is another one l y M

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Speaker 1: double x roll lexus. So they've merged. I'm sorry, alexis.

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Speaker 2: No help us out?

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Speaker 1: What's the bogan name that you know of? Jimmy a

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Speaker 1: student's bogan name?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: I told a student called Tayden who was spelled k

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Speaker 1: N Oh, you can't. Howard's birth, deaths and marriages, accepting that.

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Speaker 1: Looking for bogan names.

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Speaker 2: Amanda, Yeah, Hi.

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Speaker 1: It's in with her.

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Speaker 11: When I was working in Western Queensland, a couple out

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Speaker 11: there had their little baby girl and they called her

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Speaker 11: Wrangler after the.

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Speaker 1: Jap Rangler, after the jeans l R. Wrangler. Wrangler.

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Speaker 2: He's a fashion brand as well.

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Speaker 1: They were both they But see, I would have thought

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Speaker 1: that would have been a boy's name, the Wranglerler. You

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Speaker 1: were born a wrangler. You're the one that gets everyone together.

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Speaker 1: You are, of course wrangler's place.

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Speaker 5: Wrangler is the one that's going to get everyone together.

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Speaker 5: Who's organizing rope around him?

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Speaker 1: And we're going out Wrangler.

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Speaker 2: She's in the looking for her.

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Speaker 1: What's your daughter's friends? Baby called Pete? Good?

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Speaker 7: Hey, guys, my daughter's seven years old. She's got friends

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Speaker 7: in her class. I think they're all in her class.

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Speaker 7: And it is winter, and it's autumn, and there's a summer,

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Speaker 7: but there is no one called spring.

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Speaker 1: Are they thinking about it going again, Pete? That's a

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Speaker 1: big question by.

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Speaker 7: That they're not all of the same family. But they've

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Speaker 7: been over our over at our house, and you've really

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Speaker 7: just got to hold it and just shin.

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Speaker 1: No one wants to be winter, do they? No one

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Speaker 1: wants to be winter. Summer. I'd take summer. I would

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Speaker 1: the beech spring before all that spring is breeding season is.

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Speaker 9: Quite a pretty name.

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Speaker 1: Spring fall.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, No, no one's calling their kid fall.

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Speaker 1: You never know. The spring is when winter is over

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Speaker 1: and find get warmer. It's a really good time. It's

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Speaker 1: like you're warming up to summer. Wrap it up? What

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Speaker 1: was the bogan name?

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Speaker 8: Oh?

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Speaker 11: Good morning. My sister works on it at a school

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Speaker 11: in the Gold Coast Primary school and there's a student

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Speaker 11: there and the name is capital R. And then underscore

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Speaker 1: What a sickening feeling? Hey Dad, do you reckon? Mum?

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Speaker 5: My biggest regret in life is how my daughter found

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Speaker 1: One. God, that's just disgusting, isn't it that? Sam? Thanks Dad?

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Speaker 1: My fine, made right?

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Speaker 10: That I was born, my mom wound up having to

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Speaker 8: You're using the names should be sort of slight. I

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Speaker 2: And where do you go from there?

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Speaker 6: Well, it depends how much you want to leverage out

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Speaker 7: Get us a mobile phone.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but you see your mum, and your mom might

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Speaker 1: Calling the show on my behalf. Its got a list

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Speaker 1: The top five, along with everything happens for a reason.

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Speaker 1: You should learn from your mistake. You should learn from you.

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Speaker 8: It is what it is?

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Speaker 1: Do you know that what we're laughing about the other day,

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Speaker 1: dom is when people say, well, the reality is, well,

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Speaker 1: That's right, So you can't go, well, the reality is

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Speaker 1: What phrase don't you like?

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Speaker 11: It's all happen in good time.

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Speaker 1: Just saying? How annoying is that? Mandy? I agree completely

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Speaker 1: What are the people's bios when they write my opinion

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Speaker 1: My what's my own views? But my views are my own?

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Speaker 1: I mean, who else were they going to be? I

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Speaker 10: How are you guys?

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Speaker 11: When your stuff up. It's even doctors get sick.

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Speaker 1: Even that before even doctors get saying, Greg, you know

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Speaker 1: because that's removing the blame from yourself, like you're broadening

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Speaker 1: Do you have stuck that on me Tom? When you

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Speaker 2: That would be the things that you put No, doesn't

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Speaker 1: Work at what you do well and do it often

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