Speaker 1: Hello, working on the podcast.
Speaker 2: Hello, Oh okay, so Jase, I don't want to do
Speaker 2: a podcast and walk out. Jace doesn't want to good
Speaker 2: podcast because he's got an auldser.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I just need to go medicate it.
Speaker 2: And I'm and the reason you were supposed to do
Speaker 2: a podcast was to feel some time or I finished
Speaker 2: my hair and makeup, but somehow I'm the only one
Speaker 2: during the podcast.
Speaker 3: Well done, Jesus here hair makeup?
Speaker 4: Tell you what.
Speaker 5: Speaking of hair and makeup, I had a situation in
Speaker 5: the biber on Saturday.
Speaker 2: I'm going to go back to doing makeup.
Speaker 3: You guys, why are we even doing?
Speaker 4: Listen to this. I got my haircut on Saturday morning.
Speaker 4: I went to a new barber and.
Speaker 5: He wasn't speaking, which I was like, wasn't speaking during
Speaker 5: the haircut, which suited me down to the ground.
Speaker 1: What you wanted?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, just started shopping away n I told him
Speaker 5: what I wanted and he started. But I sometimes hate
Speaker 5: the barber small talks. He wasn't chatting, so I was
Speaker 5: happy out he he was finished and at the end
Speaker 5: held up the mirror show me the back wasn't great,
Speaker 5: wasn't the worst?
Speaker 4: Whatever, It's fine. And then slippy.
Speaker 5: As you probably know, in a lot of barbers, they
Speaker 5: sometimes put product in gel powder whatever. They sometimes put
Speaker 5: like a little kind of scalp massage thing, something that
Speaker 5: smells noise, like a solution thing.
Speaker 4: They usually sometimes just do something.
Speaker 5: But then this guy, this guy started spraying something on
Speaker 5: the back of my head and I was like, oh, yeah, cool,
Speaker 5: it's going to be like a spray solution and a
Speaker 5: nice little scalt thing. And he's going for ages on
Speaker 5: the very back of my head, like around my crown,
Speaker 5: and I was like, he's really going to town, just
Speaker 5: on that one spot. Then he moved towards the front
Speaker 5: of the head where the receding hairline is, and I
Speaker 5: was like, oh my god, he's spraying a black a
Speaker 5: brown black fill in the gap spray where you put
Speaker 5: on the bald spot.
Speaker 4: And I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 5: He didn't say a word. He didn't We weren't talking
Speaker 5: about hair or losing your hair. But then like he
Speaker 5: he keeps going. Then he gets out of business card
Speaker 5: and I puts it against like the lines on the
Speaker 5: front of your head, and sprays it against the business card,
Speaker 5: you know, to kind of like edge up against where
Speaker 5: your headline is he was fully going to town on
Speaker 5: giving on filling in.
Speaker 4: He didn't even say a word.
Speaker 5: And then at the end he kind of again showed
Speaker 5: me the back of my head in the mirror. And
Speaker 5: then when I was like, oh, yeah, and he kind
Speaker 5: of like glanced to the spray thing, gives me a
Speaker 5: little smirk and raises the eyebrows and was.
Speaker 4: Like, eh, it's good.
Speaker 5: And I was like, oh, is that the fill in spray?
Speaker 5: He goes, yes, it's good for you know, dating, And
Speaker 5: I was like a word to.
Speaker 4: Me until getting married, and he.
Speaker 5: Didn't say a word to me after he agreed to
Speaker 5: what I like ordered in the barber and then he
Speaker 5: was filling in my head, so I can't saying something right.
Speaker 5: And then also like, well, so here's the thing. When
Speaker 5: I left, it was raining on Saturday morning. It was
Speaker 5: raining on Saturday morning, so I thought when I was
Speaker 5: walking home getting rained on it, it was started dripping
Speaker 5: down my face.
Speaker 4: No, I don't think it did, but I was very worried.
Speaker 2: About Rudolph Giuliani didn't wash it out easily.
Speaker 5: I think it did. I had a share and I
Speaker 5: got home and I think it was all gone. But
Speaker 5: then I was also like, look it looked better, Like, well,
Speaker 5: it looks better than tinning hair.
Speaker 4: On the top. I don't know it does it?
Speaker 1: Though?
Speaker 5: What does it look? No, it actually didn't look that
Speaker 5: bad in fairness, but I didn't want it.
Speaker 4: No, I didn't get you can do that. But the
Speaker 4: thing is because that would give people a complex.
Speaker 5: And also like when you're thinking back about is he
Speaker 5: a good barbary deal.
Speaker 4: I want to go back.
Speaker 5: I'm like, oh, well it looks good now, but that's
Speaker 5: not because of his actual barbering skills. It's because of
Speaker 5: his little magic spray, so like it doesn't really paint
Speaker 5: him in a good light.
Speaker 2: No, I don't know what it was.
Speaker 4: What it was?
Speaker 6: Can I tell you about an experience I had at
Speaker 6: a barber near me. It was the only one I
Speaker 6: opened at eight am. I needed a haircut very desperately
Speaker 6: that morning. I'd avoided this place and I went there
Speaker 6: and it all seemed alright. I didn't I don't have
Speaker 6: my glasses on. When I got my haircut, I was
Speaker 6: in a rash. So he's like, yeah, is that all right?
Speaker 6: I was like, yep, great. I came home and my
Speaker 6: wife was like, what the F is that? He done speed.
Speaker 3: Line and you didn't ask for it.
Speaker 1: No, I didn't ask for it.
Speaker 6: I just asked for a fade and he'd done speed lines.
Speaker 6: And I was like, I can't go out in public life.
Speaker 1: I don't, don't.
Speaker 6: I think I wasn't really looking and paying attention.
Speaker 2: I just wanted to let it hang and cover it.
Speaker 6: I know I had to. I had to go to
Speaker 6: another barber, shamefully with a hat on, and I was like,
Speaker 6: can you please fix this? And it was full and
Speaker 6: I took the hat off and the whole shop.
Speaker 5: You can hear them and go, oh, you can't give
Speaker 5: someone speed lines that have consent.
Speaker 1: Not a good experience.
Speaker 2: They just had to shave it all off.
Speaker 4: No, Clint has your sorry.
Speaker 1: By the way, I didn't say I didn't want to
Speaker 1: do the podcast.
Speaker 7: I said I was going to get.
Speaker 4: A coke zero and this is what he said.
Speaker 1: No, I didn't. I never said that.
Speaker 7: Yes, it came out of your mouth.
Speaker 2: I prove it it with my money.
Speaker 7: Is well, your ears must be painted on, darling, don't
Speaker 7: don't you?
Speaker 5: Darling Darling, here's your burst fade or low mid taper
Speaker 5: fade going?
Speaker 1: Is that what it is?
Speaker 4: I can't remember I can't remember.
Speaker 1: I think I asked for a burst fade.
Speaker 7: No, sorry, he told me he was giving me a
Speaker 7: burst fade, and he said there wasn't enough quite enough
Speaker 7: hair sort of want to do that, So I just
Speaker 7: ended up with some sort of faid.
Speaker 4: But is that a fake?
Speaker 3: I don't know if yours is a fake?
Speaker 7: You just looks.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 7: I mean he did say come back before Christmas and
Speaker 7: we'll do it a true faid with them sort.
Speaker 1: Of that's a gateway, it is. Do you get.
Speaker 5: To give you a clean? Is that meant to be amazing?
Speaker 1: It's incredible.
Speaker 7: I haven't done it for a while because I haven't mean,
Speaker 7: I haven't had whiskers for a while.
Speaker 1: I'm almost like, don't don't click the mall the shower
Speaker 1: or I'll bleed out. Gotta be careful. How's your ulser? Uh?
Speaker 1: That stuff is incredible that you put me onto. So
Speaker 1: I've done a clean and then I've sm for thirty
Speaker 1: three Yeah, I think so, just to be safe. It
Speaker 1: does still feel like it. No, no, but did you
Speaker 1: see what's his name? One of the guys in below
Speaker 1: deck had a heart attack in his thirties because because well,
Speaker 1: that's what he's claiming, yeah, yeah, you just say that
Speaker 1: it was heavy on the var pay he's given him
Speaker 1: up now and no, no, it is just heart attack. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so now Haman on the varpe him been on the smoke.
Speaker 7: Well, yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: Know what you know might get you when they say,
Speaker 1: because I've put you onto this auto flip joint, they ask,
Speaker 1: is anyone ever smoked in the car? There?
Speaker 4: No, they don't ask have you var paid in the car?
Speaker 1: Though? No, they don't.
Speaker 4: What does this car smell like cherry ice?
Speaker 1: That's freshener fun times, guys, guys, only to start my shopping? Oh?
Speaker 2: What is the rule with the C word on the podcast?
Speaker 1: I need to Christmas shoping?
Speaker 2: We can't play songs.
Speaker 4: We can't apparently Christmas.
Speaker 5: Nobody gives a funk about that. Really anymore, we can
Speaker 5: play songs on the podcasting. We got an email for
Speaker 5: a company wide email a few weeks ago, be like, hey,
Speaker 5: you remember that big massive hulla balloo that was best
Speaker 5: songs forget about it?
Speaker 4: And now I played the whole show forget about it?
Speaker 4: Forget about forget about it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, the shirt.
Speaker 4: She's gone to soccer training after this, and like.
Speaker 3: Joke about what she's wearing requesting to have tomorrow up
Speaker 3: and I'm flying a Brisbane to go to Gaga again.
Speaker 1: Let me think about it.
Speaker 5: Love thoughts of you're going to go again, I'm taking
Speaker 5: tomorrow and then.
Speaker 4: Let's go to Queen.
Speaker 3: Entertainment.
Speaker 4: What was so good about it today? Mhmm.
Speaker 2: Did she have any guests, any friends that joined her
Speaker 2: on stage?
Speaker 4: How big?
Speaker 2: The dance looks enormous.
Speaker 3: The dance what t there's a big troop, yeah, the
Speaker 3: big crew.
Speaker 4: Call dance.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 4: What was the last Rain on Me?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: No, So she finishes with bad Romance. She goes out
Speaker 3: and then it's like black and then she starts taking
Speaker 3: off her makeup and stuff and it's like on the camera, yeah,
Speaker 3: and it's like, how do you well me that song?
Speaker 3: And then she comes back out, does a little dance
Speaker 3: around and then a surprise song happens, and it was
Speaker 3: rain on Me because it was raining.
Speaker 4: And where's the wa it was? It was raining like
Speaker 4: with the roof open.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, it was shut, but like throughout the
Speaker 3: day it had been raining.
Speaker 4: So it was a reference to that's why she did.
Speaker 1: Rain on Me? Apparently apparently it was.
Speaker 4: It was the encore the same as Friday.
Speaker 3: No, So the encore on Friday.
Speaker 4: Was I thought it was.
Speaker 2: She doesn't cares according to the.
Speaker 3: Brooklyn Nights and A Thousand Doves, and she'd been to
Speaker 3: Brooklyn before. That was in the piano bit I read,
Speaker 3: I remember what it was on Friday, but it wasn't
Speaker 3: right on me. She changes it each night she does okay,
Speaker 3: that keeps it interesting, and then she also performs, like
Speaker 3: in the piano bit, she w'll do surprise songs. So
Speaker 3: she did Marry the Night and she.
Speaker 4: Did Marry the Night. I'm going to marry That's yep,
Speaker 4: isn't it yep?
Speaker 3: Yes, But she did it acoustically on the piano, and
Speaker 3: then and then A Thousand Doves.
Speaker 1: Which was I get it, you can, but let's bring
Speaker 1: in the band. Yeah, she did miss the bright Side,
Speaker 1: a slow acoustic version of what the fuck is?
Speaker 2: No one wants?
Speaker 1: This is not what I'm here for. Then it kicked
Speaker 1: in well.
Speaker 5: You know, one of the gigs, the very first song
Speaker 5: they played the bright Side, They're like, you think this
Speaker 5: is gonna be last?
Speaker 1: Fuck you?
Speaker 4: He's the song?
Speaker 1: I like it? Are?
Speaker 2: They just like, no, We're done with this song now,
Speaker 2: don't you think well.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's a tone setter. Yeah, well, you
Speaker 1: you need and then finished with human.
Speaker 4: You need big bangers to start the show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree. There's nothing worse than just like oh
Speaker 1: he is the fucking first bit of the album. Mm hmm.
Speaker 3: Anyways, I'm exhausted and I must play to Brisbane but
Speaker 3: see by j Jenny.
Speaker 1: Alright, God, I'm going to go get the thing removed.
Speaker 2: Good luck, you'll be back tomorrow. No tongue, Sands Tongue.
Speaker 1: I'll be back tomorrow. Sand's tongue.
Speaker 4: Lauren wake up feeling good following them on the Socials