Speaker 1: Chrissy Swan show.
Speaker 2: All I've start, it's shining and you are shining. Jack Charles,
Speaker 2: how are you feeling? What time you get to bed
Speaker 2: last night?
Speaker 3: About midnight?
Speaker 2: That's not that?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Pretty good? What about you?
Speaker 2: I can't believe you would lie to me right here
Speaker 2: and in front of all these good people. Don't worry
Speaker 2: about me. My story is my stories boring? I went
Speaker 2: to sleep when to sleep at ten o'clock, but before
Speaker 2: that still boring?
Speaker 3: Really yeah?
Speaker 2: Sorry, No, Look, it's interesting for me because I am
Speaker 2: inviting some ladies over for lunch on Saturday. So there's
Speaker 2: lots of little things that you've got to do ahead
Speaker 2: of time. And I really enjoyed planning that and starting things.
Speaker 3: And you do a fantastic table setting. You put a
Speaker 3: lot of thought into it.
Speaker 2: And I have a new table cough, which is very,
Speaker 2: very exciting. I love going to debut it.
Speaker 3: What color are we talking?
Speaker 2: It's got like lots of it's got pictures of food
Speaker 2: on it because that makes sense. Yeah, that's really cool.
Speaker 2: It's really really cool. I think you would like it.
Speaker 3: Hey, big show, Swani after three o'clock, sweeping statements return,
Speaker 3: Have you got one ringing? Oh?
Speaker 2: Yes, I've got many. I'm getting so cranky in my
Speaker 2: old age.
Speaker 3: We've also got another two hundred dollars Westfield gift card
Speaker 3: inside the bum bag. But next we're going to be
Speaker 3: talking about a snack judgment over in Spain.
Speaker 2: I want to know what you're cut off for use
Speaker 2: by dates?
Speaker 3: Is minehu? What's on? Oh wow, okay, we'll talk about
Speaker 3: that next one show.
Speaker 2: I was really interested in this article snack judgment. It's
Speaker 2: like snap judgments. Snack judgments play on work.
Speaker 3: I like that.
Speaker 2: Spanish court has slapped a supermarket that fired a worker
Speaker 2: for eating a croquette. It wasn't just any croquette, because
Speaker 2: I'm fairly sure that you're allowed to eat croquettes that
Speaker 2: you have purchased at work. This croquette was at the
Speaker 2: end of the day. Do you know what a croquette is?
Speaker 3: By the way, ye enjoyed one last night? Did you
Speaker 3: I love a croquette?
Speaker 2: Where were you to enjoy a croquette?
Speaker 3: I was at Distazio in the killed much did that
Speaker 3: cost you?
Speaker 4: Ah?
Speaker 3: Nothing?
Speaker 2: We need to do a deep dive. And why you
Speaker 2: get invited to everything and I don't get invited to anything.
Speaker 3: I can get you invited to things. I just don't
Speaker 3: think people would think you'll go right. Absolutely, you would
Speaker 3: have invited into rs VP.
Speaker 2: No, that is absolutely the case.
Speaker 3: I can make that happen.
Speaker 2: Okay, thank you.
Speaker 3: Get the email.
Speaker 2: It's like to be included.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I get it.
Speaker 2: Anyway, this guy's working at a supermarket, a Spanish supermarket.
Speaker 2: It's the end of the day and he's looked in
Speaker 2: the bay Marie. They have them at supermarket's hot, you know,
Speaker 2: and he's gone, hang on, that croquet's about to go
Speaker 2: in the bin. I'm hungry. I love a croquet. I'm
Speaker 2: going to eat it. And then they fired him for
Speaker 2: eating the croquette. So unfair, outrageous, and the courts agreed.
Speaker 2: They said that is unfair and he has received a
Speaker 2: cash payout, which is good. But it just got me
Speaker 2: thinking about you know, how recently I said to you, Jack,
Speaker 2: I think I've got oppositional defiance syndrome. Have you heard
Speaker 2: about that? That's a thing. So it's where it's like
Speaker 2: a diagnosable thing. And I've just diagnosed myself because why
Speaker 2: wouldn't you? And what's the It's if somebody tells you
Speaker 2: to do something without thinking your muscle memory reaction is
Speaker 2: to go no, yeah, okay, I won't do that, And
Speaker 2: it's a big problem with kids, but I've managed to
Speaker 2: become an adult that still has it. And I am
Speaker 2: the same with used by dates because I feel like,
Speaker 2: don't tell me when you're best buy, I'll decide that.
Speaker 3: But are used by date is looking out for your
Speaker 3: health and safety, like it's to ensure that you don't
Speaker 3: get really ill or yeah.
Speaker 2: I'm potentially die, I'm fine, don't worry about me. I
Speaker 2: can make my own decisions. I don't need a supermarket
Speaker 2: to tell me that I'm not allowed to eat an
Speaker 2: end of life croquette. And I don't need a jar
Speaker 2: a container of milk to tell me that it's that
Speaker 2: when it's best before. I'll tell you when it's better.
Speaker 3: But you're not an expert in that field of the
Speaker 3: food in the drink.
Speaker 2: Yes I am. I've been eating and drinking my whole life.
Speaker 2: I am as expert as they get just by being
Speaker 2: a human. I know not the use by date And
Speaker 2: I just really wanted to confess this to you right
Speaker 2: now just to see the look on your face. You're shocked,
Speaker 2: aren't you?
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I just live by use by date. Like
Speaker 3: if I look at a milk carton and it says
Speaker 3: use by November twenty one in the work fridge, I'll
Speaker 3: probably open a new one and leave that because I'm
Speaker 3: November twenty one? Is today? Is it the am or PM?
Speaker 3: That it's best before? Not going to take that risk,
Speaker 3: I'll open up a new.
Speaker 2: Cart and face magically. You know, when the clock strikes
Speaker 2: twelve curdle in my mind. You get to decide whether
Speaker 2: something's on or off. And do you know what God's
Speaker 2: gift to us is what our nose and our mouth,
Speaker 2: And that is what tells me not a use by day.
Speaker 3: No, But your nose can't see what's within the food.
Speaker 3: If something's go on.
Speaker 2: Off, your nose can smell it.
Speaker 3: In the words of Lady Gaga Christie's one, we could
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Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan show, Have you named your kids?
Speaker 2: According to a theme? I speak of an article I've
Speaker 2: read in Reddit, and there's a few things I want
Speaker 2: to cover off here. First, the headline says it all,
Speaker 2: how do I gently steer my cousin away from a
Speaker 2: name that she's going to call her newborn baby? The
Speaker 2: answer is, you don't. It's none of your business. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: you have absolutely no opinion that's worth anything on what
Speaker 2: people call their children. End of story.
Speaker 3: What about when someone like I've got friends that you
Speaker 3: know are expecting or planning to have kids, and they
Speaker 3: sort of try to vibe you take a name with you.
Speaker 3: Do you lie?
Speaker 2: Yes, it's none of your business. You go, that's fantastic.
Speaker 3: Love it so awful, And like, I feel like I
Speaker 3: do lie. Okay, yeah, it's great, But I can tell
Speaker 3: my face isn't good at lying, And I'm like, what
Speaker 3: if they know?
Speaker 2: Oh, no, I know you've lied to me recently about
Speaker 2: what when I I'm trying to Oh, I showed you.
Speaker 2: I remember I had that photo shoot at home and
Speaker 2: I took a photo of one of the backdrops, and
Speaker 2: you go, I can't even tell you're lying in text
Speaker 2: and trying to be polite. You were like, oh, I
Speaker 2: thought you were going for a different look, and I
Speaker 2: knew exactly what that mean. So I can teach you
Speaker 2: to be bit. It's not lying, it's just being blanket
Speaker 2: supportive of your friend and whatever decisions they make. Because
Speaker 2: it's the same as when someone comes to you and
Speaker 2: they've broken up with their boyfriend or girlfriend. You must
Speaker 2: never bad mouth the part of the X, the fresh X,
Speaker 2: because sometimes it takes ten goes correct, sometimes it never works,
Speaker 2: and then that person knows how you feel and you've.
Speaker 3: Got to all get along and you're the outlier, always correct.
Speaker 2: Now let's move on to some more information. So this
Speaker 2: this woman, her cousin's having a baby, which is her baby,
Speaker 2: and she can name it anything she wants. But I digress.
Speaker 2: She's got a son already called it's an animal name
Speaker 2: for trying to find it fox, great name, and she
Speaker 2: wants to go with an animal theme for all her kids.
Speaker 2: So the girl is coming and she wants to call
Speaker 2: her Swan s w a and which I for one
Speaker 2: think is a beautiful name.
Speaker 3: Say that's sick.
Speaker 2: All my kids have their middle name Swan, right, which
Speaker 2: is very nice, but it's also my surname, so whatever.
Speaker 2: The other options are, Oh, if it's a girl, she's
Speaker 2: going for that. If it's a boy, she's thinking bear Wolf.
Speaker 2: You get the You get here. Someone in the family
Speaker 2: suggested Gazelle for a girl baby and she's like, no, no,
Speaker 2: it's too clus to Gizelle. I get it. So there's
Speaker 2: two things here. One never ever weigh in with your
Speaker 2: opinion on somebody's name. But two, do you have children
Speaker 2: whose names all belong in a theme? Because one of
Speaker 2: the most common questions I get about my kids Leo,
Speaker 2: Kitt and Peg people go, oh, were you going for
Speaker 2: three letters?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Always three letters? And I wasn't.
Speaker 3: No, Wow, you just naturally liked those. Yeah. You like
Speaker 3: a quick, short, sharp, strong names, Yeah, I do.
Speaker 2: And I didn't want them to ever have to spell
Speaker 2: it out. Yeah, okay, you know, like I didn't want
Speaker 2: any funny spellings. I didn't want on the phone, like
Speaker 2: even Christine, I need to spell that out because people
Speaker 2: think it's Christie or you know, all of those sorts
Speaker 2: of things.
Speaker 3: It's very easy. Do you know what I always think
Speaker 3: about if I were to have kids, and you're like,
Speaker 3: your kids would be great for this is I always
Speaker 3: think about families at the airport with customized luggage and
Speaker 3: what the initials and names would be and kit leo
Speaker 3: on peg on like customized luggage would look great because
Speaker 3: it's all uniform. That's how I see that is true.
Speaker 3: My auntie named my cousins Brigeta and Lisa because she
Speaker 3: loved the sound of music.
Speaker 2: Oh that is iconic. Do you know that? Who's that?
Speaker 2: Pamela R Anderson her kids named after the two male
Speaker 2: characters from Beverly Hills ninety two or zero? Do you
Speaker 2: have a theme? Do all your kids' names start with
Speaker 2: a K for example? Or are they all four letters?
Speaker 2: Or do they all rhyme?
Speaker 3: Or did you name your kids after like a famous
Speaker 3: family like the Kardashians. I'd love to hear that the.
Speaker 1: Chrissy Swan Show, the Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: We're talking about themed kids' names on Reddit. There's somebody
Speaker 2: who's going for the animal thing, fox, wolf, bear, ce.
Speaker 2: Obviously the Kardashians very famously themed. Everything starts with the K,
Speaker 2: even names that shouldn't like Courtney.
Speaker 3: And how do you feel about Chloe with a K?
Speaker 2: I don't like it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I like her same And I think it's
Speaker 3: only okay for her because it just I can't imagine
Speaker 3: her with a scene now. But apart from that, please
Speaker 3: nobody ever do that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't do that. There would be people that have
Speaker 2: done totally. Thirteen twenty four ten, do you have a
Speaker 2: theme for your kids? Names? Hi, Rochelle, har Hi? What
Speaker 2: theme are you going for with your kids?
Speaker 6: We went through.
Speaker 2: D C comics. Yeah, okay, so who have you got Harley?
Speaker 7: I bet I've got Halle Quinn and Ivy wrote.
Speaker 2: Cod You even went for the Quinn I did? That
Speaker 2: is great? See? I love that. Did you have people
Speaker 2: saying to you, Rachelle, why would you do DC comic
Speaker 2: book characters?
Speaker 1: That wasn't very happy at first, but I said, I like,
Speaker 1: I gave birth to them so I can name them Fair.
Speaker 2: Absolutely Fair and Rochelle.
Speaker 3: Are the kids old enough to now understand like them
Speaker 3: where they got their names from?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: And love it the name?
Speaker 1: That's great, like poison.
Speaker 4: Ivy sat all the trimes, she loves that.
Speaker 2: That's great. I love it. I love it, and I'm
Speaker 2: supporting every single theme that We're going to.
Speaker 3: Get a double pass to see Gladiated too. For you, Rachelle,
Speaker 3: Let's go to Lauren, Lauren, what have you got, Hi?
Speaker 4: I've got six kids and they all have biblical themed name.
Speaker 2: Okay, but there are there's a big spectrum of biblical names,
Speaker 2: like you know, Christopher is you know, technically a biblical name.
Speaker 2: How hardcore are your biblical names?
Speaker 4: I think they're pretty hardcore. We also didn't want common names,
Speaker 4: so we've got a Malachi.
Speaker 2: Abigail is Abigail from the Bible. I love that name.
Speaker 4: It is, yes, and when we had her sixteen years ago,
Speaker 4: it wasn't very common, but it's seemed to be the
Speaker 4: year that everybody names their daughter Abigail.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's one of the greats. Who else have you
Speaker 2: got there, Isaiah? Oh wow, that is biblical?
Speaker 4: Yes, Judah, So.
Speaker 2: You're more of an Old Testament girl, is that right, Lauren?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So the last two they're twins, and we've got a
Speaker 4: boy and a girl. So the girl was a little
Speaker 4: bit more difficult because the only girl names that were
Speaker 4: left were very old fashioned. So her name is Laureli.
Speaker 4: So it's not technically biblical, but still kind of runs
Speaker 4: with the theme with Laurel. Actually got that one from
Speaker 4: Gilmore Girls. But and our son is Ezekiel.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, these are grace a great names A double
Speaker 2: paths to see Gladiated too for you, Lauren, Hello Dare,
Speaker 2: But what is the theme that you're telling us about
Speaker 2: with kids' names?
Speaker 6: Hi, guys, I was going to say, firstly, I love
Speaker 6: your shows ay day every day. Yeah, so someone I
Speaker 6: know that his name for the kids after places in America.
Speaker 6: So you've got Madison, Dakota and Montana.
Speaker 2: Oh they gels strong, They're very for that.
Speaker 3: I love people naming their kids after cities too. I
Speaker 3: think London is a beautiful name, and I love Chicago, Chicago,
Speaker 3: Paris gorgeous name. Deb double pasta see Gladiator which is
Speaker 3: in cinemas. Now for you, let's finish with Penny.
Speaker 2: Penny, who is the what's the same high pen?
Speaker 7: Okay, how are you both?
Speaker 4: So I would I've.
Speaker 7: Got a Madison and McKenzie and they're are named after
Speaker 7: the Sigolette. This is from dad's mum.
Speaker 3: Ah.
Speaker 2: I was just talking about that hideous Abby Lee Miller
Speaker 2: this morning.
Speaker 4: Penny, no way.
Speaker 7: So we were a big vent, me and my husband.
Speaker 7: We were a big fan at the time we got pregnant.
Speaker 7: My daughter's ten years old now, and yes, so it
Speaker 7: just you know they can do it so cute on
Speaker 7: one of the episodes.
Speaker 3: And do they watch the show now, Penny, do they
Speaker 3: enjoy it?
Speaker 7: You know what? It's meant to come back? And my
Speaker 7: ten year old now has started to watch old episodes
Speaker 7: and it's brought up memories for us as well.
Speaker 2: I hope you're nicer to those girls than Abby Lee Miller.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm getting one step closer to my
Speaker 2: little boy crush. Troy's fun It's Christy Swan Show on over,
Speaker 2: Let's do.
Speaker 1: This Chrissy's clique.
Speaker 2: I feel like it's just a matter of time and
Speaker 2: all the signs are pointing to he and I being
Speaker 2: good friends.
Speaker 3: Well Swannye, he's probably about three kilometers away from us
Speaker 3: right now in this very studio because I am going
Speaker 3: with Tom's and I had to see him at Sydney
Speaker 3: my music level.
Speaker 2: I would love to go, but I can't leave the house.
Speaker 3: Still shame. I'll send you lots to videos.
Speaker 2: But did you see how fond he was of the
Speaker 2: old lady that he went to the Arias with. Yes,
Speaker 2: it's his mother, but it means that he's okay with
Speaker 2: that sort of company. Yeah, all right, I love it,
Speaker 2: so big night for him. He won Album of the
Speaker 2: Year and Solo Artist of the Year. Very well deserved.
Speaker 2: He just shines with goodness, doesn't he.
Speaker 3: He does.
Speaker 2: And he told it fabulous, candid, very relaxed story up there,
Speaker 2: and you could feel the love from the audience. They
Speaker 2: were just like, yeah, normally people get up and accept
Speaker 2: a ward and they're just like, I shut up and
Speaker 2: get on with it. I was watching it going, just
Speaker 2: keep talking, Troy Savan, give me.
Speaker 3: More, agreed, And you could see the audience felt the
Speaker 3: exact same way because they were all smiling and like
Speaker 3: something about him there really is.
Speaker 8: I just started to like go out and like hook
Speaker 8: up with random people and like my mom, sorry, mom, mom, guys,
Speaker 8: my mom has seen the craziest my shows. This is
Speaker 8: like nothing for her.
Speaker 2: That really speaks to the vibe of the room that
Speaker 2: he can get up there and he knows it's just
Speaker 2: like a real estate awards night. He's there with his friends,
Speaker 2: he's there with his you know, his colleagues. He's calling
Speaker 2: everyone guys, you know. Anyway, he went on to tell
Speaker 2: the rest of this story, and the moral is go
Speaker 2: out and do whatch one because you never know where
Speaker 2: it leads.
Speaker 8: I mean, this one guy, I have this like one
Speaker 8: night stand with him, right and like it's super weird,
Speaker 8: But I write this album basically about this random stranger
Speaker 8: that I never saw again until I was sitting at
Speaker 8: a wine bar in Melbourne and I see him. I
Speaker 8: had to like think of his name for a second.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I said to him.
Speaker 8: I was like, just so you know, it's like it's
Speaker 8: sort of about you, like you know, you sort of
Speaker 8: started me on this thing. He said to me. He's like,
Speaker 8: I'm going through a breakup and like the album is
Speaker 8: the album that's like getting me through the breakup.
Speaker 2: So I knew the one he's going.
Speaker 3: It's such a great album too, if you haven't listened
Speaker 3: to it, it's so good.
Speaker 2: It's even the songs that we know aren't played on
Speaker 2: the radio are excellent.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is my favorite. What's the Time where you Are?
Speaker 3: The album's called Something to Give each Other, Give it
Speaker 3: a Suck and it's.
Speaker 2: Like come, you know Sabrina Carpenter's album. You can put
Speaker 2: it on No.
Speaker 3: Skips Absolutely we love a no skip job.
Speaker 2: We do, we do. And the second story we're going
Speaker 2: to talk about is. Of course, Liam Payne was laid
Speaker 2: to rest today and I am going it looked like
Speaker 2: a very somber affair. But when I first saw the
Speaker 2: images coming through, it looked like a royal funeral, Like
Speaker 2: there was like a glass, fairytale casket and all that
Speaker 2: sort of stuff. I was interested to read that three
Speaker 2: people have been charged in relation to his death.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and people very close to him. Really not nice.
Speaker 2: I did not know this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I did not know. Oh God, in the way
Speaker 3: of funerals. Though, it did look like a beautiful funeral,
Speaker 3: and it was nice to see that all the one
Speaker 3: day boys showed up.
Speaker 2: It was it was very It was very moving and sad.
Speaker 2: But as you said earlier, it was chic. It was chic,
Speaker 2: and he would be happy with that. I think I
Speaker 2: want to know more about this, these charges.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you now.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: This is the Chrissy Stun Show.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 2: I have a real sneaking suspicion that at the beginning
Speaker 2: of this magical show that we love so dearly, I
Speaker 2: said it was Wednesday, and I feel like I've given
Speaker 2: everyone a bum steer, including me. It is Thursday.
Speaker 3: Well, I think I don't remember you saying it. But
Speaker 3: you must have because when I talked into that song
Speaker 3: at two PM, I said Happy Wednesday, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: wait what?
Speaker 2: I apologize. I apologize.
Speaker 3: I would rather have you've said it's Wednesday than Friday.
Speaker 2: Correct, because how disappointing.
Speaker 3: It's the best day of the week.
Speaker 2: We have got a bum bag at the ready to
Speaker 2: give away. Is there anything fun inside?
Speaker 3: Is Swannye? There is a two hundred dollars Westfield gift card.
Speaker 2: It doesn't get more fun than that.
Speaker 3: Get your Chrisy shopping started, the.
Speaker 1: Christy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Let's give away a bum bag and a Westfield boucher.
Speaker 5: From Festive music, logic and movies. Just sent it is
Speaker 5: its That's what it feels like Christmas. Discuss more reasons
Speaker 5: to love this season at Westfield. Is he your local
Speaker 5: center today?
Speaker 2: Cousy? I mean, look, the vibes have started at your
Speaker 2: local Westfield, haven't they? The decorations, the tunes, and I,
Speaker 2: for one, am all for it.
Speaker 3: I'm yet to hear Mariah this year. Me usually, I
Speaker 3: feel like by now I would have maybe heard her
Speaker 3: walking down the supermarket aisle. I agree, I have not
Speaker 3: heard Mariah ALYSSA, have you heard Mariah yet?
Speaker 7: I have been blasting Mariah since like early November. A.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you've got the Christmas bug. Good on you, good.
Speaker 4: On tree up.
Speaker 2: I'm excited the trees up. Isn't that bad? Like I
Speaker 2: have to wait until December one, but I want it
Speaker 2: up now.
Speaker 9: I like it up.
Speaker 4: For ages, it's well.
Speaker 3: And you were real or a faky gal alica. That's
Speaker 3: how we've done.
Speaker 7: Thos, but with toddlers it's fake this year.
Speaker 2: Yeah, fair enough to hi, so hi, you're it says
Speaker 2: that you're roasting in the car. It's a hot day,
Speaker 2: isn't it.
Speaker 7: Oh boiling?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is so hot, but we will get you
Speaker 2: in and out of here. I tell you what isn't hot,
Speaker 2: your local Westfield. It is air conditioned. It smells like that,
Speaker 2: smells like puddings. All right, Your names are your buzza
Speaker 2: Christmas puddings, you know, delicious, ceremony spices.
Speaker 3: The PA just came out and yeah, no, I agree,
Speaker 3: you're right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, your name is your buzzer. It's best five meaning
Speaker 2: first person to get three ounces crept wins the game
Speaker 2: and it's going to wait. Tom's laughing with the money
Speaker 2: can't buy Christy Swanto Bumbaga trying abut suspend at Westfield.
Speaker 2: Question number one, who won Album of the Year for
Speaker 2: Something to Give each Other at the ARIA Awards last night?
Speaker 2: Alissa Yes, Alyssa Troy. Yes. Do you love him so much?
Speaker 8: Good?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 2: God, I love him? Christ Number two. Next Friday, November
Speaker 2: twenty ninth is a big day in the retail world.
Speaker 4: Game.
Speaker 2: Yes, so Black Friday. It is Black Friday. Question number three.
Speaker 2: Eleven years ago today this song was released. I need
Speaker 2: the title and artist's.
Speaker 6: Melissa happy by correct.
Speaker 2: Question number four. De Graves Street is located in which
Speaker 2: Australian city makes you want to have a triple shot
Speaker 2: flat white right now standing? Yes, Melissa, Melbourne, it is Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Well done, Alyssa, you made short work of that. That's
Speaker 2: two hundred dollars to suspend at Westfield. Don't don't spend
Speaker 2: it all on like you know, Christmas decorations for the house,
Speaker 2: because I know that you've got it bad.
Speaker 7: Yes, amazing you.
Speaker 3: Darling, Merry Christmas, Alyssa, Hey, coming up next, we're getting
Speaker 3: unpopular in sweeping statements, Start thinking of yours.
Speaker 1: The Christy Swan show.
Speaker 2: I just had an impromptu dance break with Tom, which
Speaker 2: we often do.
Speaker 3: Often and always to Charlie X always let's see.
Speaker 1: This swans sweep.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is your unpopular opinion venting segment. All the
Speaker 2: things that you secretly think that are true but you're
Speaker 2: too afraid to say it. You might get Maddie thirteen
Speaker 2: twenty four ten.
Speaker 3: Give us a call, kick us off, swany.
Speaker 2: Well, you know how everybody goes, oh god, what a
Speaker 2: whanger if you've got personalized number plates? The oh my god,
Speaker 2: who would do that? I think a personalized number plate
Speaker 2: is really cool and I do, and I always have
Speaker 2: every time, and every time I see one, I think,
Speaker 2: I think that is so cool. What is wrong with me?
Speaker 2: Because everybody says that they're not really I just think
Speaker 2: they're really cool. I can't help it.
Speaker 3: Are you used to when I was a teenager? And
Speaker 3: now I find them tragic?
Speaker 2: See that's the thing.
Speaker 3: I never grew out of it.
Speaker 2: I just love them. And I like the new stylish
Speaker 2: ones that sort of they're a hidden personalized number plate,
Speaker 2: Like they look sort of long and English and they've
Speaker 2: just got the initials and maybe a number that means something.
Speaker 2: And I just love personalized number of plates I just do.
Speaker 3: How do you feel about numbers in them? Like people
Speaker 3: using instead of a they use a one?
Speaker 2: Fine?
Speaker 3: Oh, like that makes me want to drive off the road.
Speaker 2: No, I know that it's a very unpopular opinion, but
Speaker 2: I think they're cool.
Speaker 3: Okay. My sweeping statement is you know how everyone's always
Speaker 3: like news Eve sucks. It's always to let down. There
Speaker 3: is bar humbug about it. Yeah, my sweeping statement is
Speaker 3: news Eve rocks. I love yes, and like even over
Speaker 3: the weekend, people like we've been you know, it's just
Speaker 3: another nine it's doing to let down. We'll find some
Speaker 3: new mates, get a vibe, go somewhere cool, go to
Speaker 3: a festival, make it a thing like lives for living.
Speaker 3: And I think it's a really like important way to
Speaker 3: bring in the new year.
Speaker 2: Are you are you talking to me personally?
Speaker 3: No, not at all. I didn't realize you hated it.
Speaker 2: I absolutely hate it.
Speaker 3: I think we need to change the narrative around New
Speaker 3: Year's Eve.
Speaker 2: I wonder why I hate it because I generally love everything. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're going to do a deep dive on that. What
Speaker 2: it says about my personality life enthusiasts.
Speaker 3: I need to get around news eve it.
Speaker 2: Do you go out in public or is it just
Speaker 2: at home?
Speaker 3: Now, I'm generally at home, like a home a house party.
Speaker 2: Or maybe I went to like, you know, when my
Speaker 2: dad was living in Adelaide, I went to a big,
Speaker 2: you know, city celebration and it was real. I was
Speaker 2: only about nine, and it was really scary, like everyone
Speaker 2: was drunk and.
Speaker 3: Loud and there's some PTSD.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I'm just like, oh no, I'm stay inside again.
Speaker 3: Thirteen ten. What is your sweeping statement? Because it's Thursday
Speaker 3: and it's my favorite day of the week. I'm going
Speaker 3: to give away our favorite prize, a soda stream art
Speaker 3: for your sweeping statements. Wonderful for better.
Speaker 2: The Chrissy Swan Show, So Thursday, so we're doing this
Speaker 2: Swan's sweeping Statements. I have confessed it must be a
Speaker 2: hangover from the eighties when they first became available, But
Speaker 2: I think a personalized number plate is the epitome of
Speaker 2: cal I love them.
Speaker 3: I wish we had room to take calls on just
Speaker 3: personalized plates now, because tomorrow let's do it, because I
Speaker 3: just want to hear specifically. I don't know why the
Speaker 3: ones with numbers and them really irk me. So I
Speaker 3: want to hear what people have got with numbers in
Speaker 3: this I saw one today.
Speaker 2: It's Laura spelled with a seven instead of the L.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you get the vibe of it, but it's
Speaker 2: obviously Laura was taken.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I love Laura, but I hate that number.
Speaker 8: Ten.
Speaker 3: What is your sweeping statement, Rachel?
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 1: Bring back?
Speaker 4: Plastic utensils and.
Speaker 2: Hay and straws are men?
Speaker 5: What coffee cup?
Speaker 2: Yes, ah no, not coffee cups.
Speaker 4: No, they've got the takeaway cardboard coffee cups now with
Speaker 4: the cardboard.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, the cardboard ones are awful. Oh you
Speaker 2: Oh your coffee gets soaked like a sponge into it
Speaker 2: and it's awful.
Speaker 9: I agree.
Speaker 3: And the texture of the soggy cardboard on your.
Speaker 2: Web it's beautiful. I feel like I'm going to get
Speaker 2: a cold sort of fried.
Speaker 3: I really do miss I mean, I love dolphins, but
Speaker 3: I really miss the plastic straws from macas. I'm telling
Speaker 3: you I do too.
Speaker 2: You know, Rachel, do you miss plastic straws as well?
Speaker 4: I love a plastic straw I really miss them.
Speaker 2: I miss them too. And you know what, I've found
Speaker 2: a place where you can get them where. I'm not
Speaker 2: going to tell you because me and my daughter go
Speaker 2: and then we order a drink, and then when they
Speaker 2: go to get the drink in their back is turned.
Speaker 2: We snatch handfuls of them and put them in out.
Speaker 3: I want a plastic straw dealer, that's cool.
Speaker 2: I'll bring them. I'll send you some. Rachel. We've got
Speaker 2: a good stash.
Speaker 3: Rachel. We're going to send you a soda stream Art
Speaker 3: push for Better.
Speaker 2: I'm going to get in trouble with that, I know. Laura, Hello, Hi, Hi,
Speaker 2: what is your sweeping statement?
Speaker 9: Okay, I'm sorry, but all men who wear waistclothes, oh wankers.
Speaker 2: This is controversial because Sam Pang, who is the thinking
Speaker 2: and I'm thinking woman's crumpet, always wears a waistcoat. What
Speaker 2: do you say to that, Laura?
Speaker 9: Oh, if the waistcoaster, that's great.
Speaker 3: They're terrible, Laura, And a waistcoat under a suit.
Speaker 1: Just looks you're not necessary?
Speaker 3: Correct the suit does the talking? Jack?
Speaker 2: You are very close friends with Sampang. Have you told
Speaker 2: him that his waistcoats have got to go?
Speaker 3: I absolutely have, And I would like to think, Peggy,
Speaker 3: I'd love Panging. I feel like he takes my advice.
Speaker 3: I don't know. This year and have you been paying attention?
Speaker 3: There were a lot more shirts.
Speaker 2: And no waistcoats. So he's moving away from the sty
Speaker 2: like on being Humphrey be bear and more into just
Speaker 2: like a normal man. I get it. I get it.
Speaker 3: And Pangy's ripped and shredded, like put a tight shirt on,
Speaker 3: brochels you go.
Speaker 2: But that's why he wears the waistcoat. Do you understand that?
Speaker 3: Why wouldes that do?
Speaker 8: It?
Speaker 2: Holds it all in, makes him look real, you know.
Speaker 3: Fitted I think it distracts from it. Yeah, yeah, Laura
Speaker 3: Soda stream art is on its way to you.
Speaker 2: Hello, Eliza?
Speaker 9: How I how you going?
Speaker 1: Correct?
Speaker 7: Thanks?
Speaker 2: How are you so good? What's your sweeping statement?
Speaker 9: The newborn stage sucks?
Speaker 2: Way? Who have you got one at home now?
Speaker 9: Or I have one at my feet currently six months old?
Speaker 2: Well that's not really newborn is Oh you're saying.
Speaker 9: I'm coming out of the trenches now?
Speaker 2: What is it that sucked about it?
Speaker 9: I think you'd just screamed for the first four months
Speaker 9: of his last it's running to people who say, like,
Speaker 9: is the best time in life? Well, no, I'm sure
Speaker 9: it will be, but they can cry.
Speaker 3: You are a vibe and it's so refreshing to hear
Speaker 3: people be honest about it.
Speaker 9: It's great, but man, it's tough.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is tough when whenever my friends are pregnant
Speaker 2: or having a baby, I tell them exactly what you
Speaker 2: just said. I said, good, because you've got to know
Speaker 2: no one told me.
Speaker 9: No one told me. I don't think either.
Speaker 2: You should have called me a live I would have.
Speaker 2: We get ready for the biggest catastrophe of your life.
Speaker 2: But it gets better. And I reckon there's two types
Speaker 2: of people. One who love the newborn stage and then
Speaker 2: lose interest as they get older. But you might be
Speaker 2: like me. I love it now. Leo's about to turn sixteen.
Speaker 2: I've got a thirteen year old eleven. I love it.
Speaker 9: Yeah, perfect, it's good.
Speaker 3: Great, about a decade to hang in there, Eliza, Eliza,
Speaker 3: we're going to send you a Soda stream Art and
Speaker 3: we're going to send you a Priceline vouch as well
Speaker 3: to buy yourself some my skincare or something.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, we are Eliza, and let's finish with you. Andrea.
Speaker 2: This is a big, sweeping statement.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I reckon that. The Beatles' music is rubbish and
Speaker 4: it sounds like it's been written for kids.
Speaker 3: Ha ha.
Speaker 2: I mean, look there are this for example.
Speaker 4: Yes and put the Garden Hello, Yes.
Speaker 2: You're right, But then there's like, you know, amazing ones
Speaker 2: as well. Come on, I.
Speaker 4: Mean it doesn't compare to Taylor Swift.
Speaker 3: Come on, don't correct talking about its swan show.
Speaker 2: No wonder if he's dusty after last night's hosting duties
Speaker 2: at the ares to. Of course Tim Blackwell's who I'm
Speaker 2: talking about.
Speaker 3: I hope he is. He deserves to enjoy that after party,
Speaker 3: after host up that velvet suit.
Speaker 2: A plus, let's do this.
Speaker 1: Chrissy's clique fait.
Speaker 2: Imagine having a presidential elect, a president elect that makes
Speaker 2: you feel so misunderstood and so unsafe that you have
Speaker 2: to literally move out of your country. Ellen DeGeneres and
Speaker 2: Porscha do ROSSI am moving to England.
Speaker 3: Ah.
Speaker 2: After the Trump win. Did you hear yesterday it was
Speaker 2: announced that he's he's appointed doctor Oz from the Tellis
Speaker 2: you told me that as like the main administrator of
Speaker 2: their medicare mate.
Speaker 3: Trump loves a celebrity, don't worry about their credentials.
Speaker 2: Suff're the best person for the job.
Speaker 3: I mean according to American Pete, Well, yes, I.
Speaker 2: Just can't believe it.
Speaker 3: Dr Oz, doctor Oz, I like doctor Rots.
Speaker 2: Was doctor Phil not available? Anyway? Ellen and Porsche are
Speaker 2: moving to England. I think they will really like it there.
Speaker 2: Same they will have, you know, they'll be able to
Speaker 2: scratch their itch of buying seven thousand properties and then
Speaker 2: flipping them.
Speaker 3: Yeah. And the weather there's always green and cranky, just
Speaker 3: like Ellen.
Speaker 2: Ha ha. Can you imagine where would you move if
Speaker 2: you had to move somewhere? Where would you go.
Speaker 3: In Australia overseas oas? Oh?
Speaker 2: I know where you'd go?
Speaker 3: To Paris?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 3: Actually? Oh, Paris London?
Speaker 2: I think you go to California.
Speaker 3: I used before COVID I would have said that, but
Speaker 3: apparently LA's a bit grim?
Speaker 2: Oh is it all right? Where would I go if
Speaker 2: I could move anywhere? I think I know where? Italy?
Speaker 3: Yeah? You did love Italy.
Speaker 2: I loved Italy because they're naughty. Yeah, and they don't
Speaker 2: they don't really use by day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and there's no rules there.
Speaker 2: There's no rules. They trust you to make the right
Speaker 2: decision for yourself.
Speaker 3: See that in your future, Swan, Yeah, I'd like that,
Speaker 3: you know, I would do London because I'd been like
Speaker 3: the hustle and bustle all the time. Then it's easy
Speaker 3: to just jet off to Paris when I want.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't that be magic? Anyway? Good luck to Ellen and Porsche.
Speaker 2: I mean she could always come back to Geelong in Victoria,
Speaker 2: which is where she's from.
Speaker 3: She's erased that memory from her brain now.
Speaker 2: We talked yesterday about post Malone being announced as being
Speaker 2: at Coachella. I don't know why they staggered this and
Speaker 2: buried the headline.
Speaker 3: Well, I think it was leaked. Swan the post Malone was.
Speaker 2: A leak, okay, because I thought post Malone would be
Speaker 2: the biggest act there, but I was wrong. Lady Gaga
Speaker 2: is I'm gonna say, is the actual headliner?
Speaker 3: Do you think? Yes?
Speaker 2: Yes, Lady Gaga is headlining other names. Okay, this this
Speaker 2: is a great lineup. There's the obvious Lady Gaga, post Malone,
Speaker 2: Charlie XCX, the Prodigy. I know that that's like me
Speaker 2: being old missy Ell Sick, Benson Boone, who we love
Speaker 2: on Nova. Benson Benson's getting a little you know, a little,
Speaker 2: a little showing. There are so many amazing tea pain
Speaker 2: Megan the Stallion. Yeah, craft Work from the eighties.
Speaker 3: I was going to say, who were craft Work?
Speaker 2: Craft Work were like, you know, full on like the
Speaker 2: first sort of German electro really groundbreaking, Amil and the Sniffers,
Speaker 2: Ok yeah, yeah, yeah, and Travis Scott as.
Speaker 3: Well and Swanny So obviously you know when they post
Speaker 3: they was posted a great graphic Coachell. So you see
Speaker 3: you with the big three names? Are you got Lady Gaga,
Speaker 3: Green Day, and post Malone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're the big names that jump out at you.
Speaker 3: What are your thoughts though on Green Day being above
Speaker 3: Charlie XCX, like being in this sort of music stratosphy
Speaker 3: we're currently in. I feel like Charlie XCX should be
Speaker 3: above green Day.
Speaker 2: Honestly, I really think that that is a management situation,
Speaker 2: and I think green Day's management said, unless they have
Speaker 2: you know, twety point font then they're not going to play.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I've just realized there's a green Day
Speaker 3: song I love. I think I take it.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there's lots of green Day songs, are you jokes?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a lot of dreams.
Speaker 2: They're actually really good.
Speaker 3: Okay, maybe they do deserve to be on top there.
Speaker 2: And also they'll be They'll be great for all the
Speaker 2: parents waiting for them to pick up their kids to
Speaker 2: listen to you.
Speaker 3: Know, true true, that's us done. Have a beautiful Thursday night.
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