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Speaker 1: Apogee Production.

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Speaker 2: On this episode of We will Always have hang on.

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Speaker 1: Okay, just a moment, but what if I slide off? Okay, Okay,

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Speaker 1: now know you it? Okay, I can't. I can't say

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Speaker 1: it towards.

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Speaker 2: Now just a little bit more because your harness is

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Speaker 2: going to get stuck.

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Speaker 1: Okay, how's that a little bit more?

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Speaker 2: Christian, Welcome to the We will always have podcasts with

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Speaker 2: me Christian Hull and Chrissy Hearn And over the next

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Speaker 2: few episodes, we've left Sydney behind and it's time for

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Speaker 2: us to explore my hometown of Brisbane. Christy's phone up

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Speaker 2: to stay with me for a couple of nights, God

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Speaker 2: help me, and we're going to do a bunch of

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Speaker 2: stuff and get ourselves into a whole heap of chaos. Christine, Hello, welcome.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for having me.

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Speaker 2: Do you know what day to day?

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Speaker 1: No idea, no Sunday.

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Speaker 2: Do you know what day yesterday was? If today was

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Speaker 2: the twenty first of.

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Speaker 1: April, today's the twenty second, No.

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Speaker 2: No, today's the twenty first. So yesterday is what twentyeth

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Speaker 2: and the date would be twentieth of April. Ye, so

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Speaker 2: yesterday was known as four twenty four twenty. So the

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Speaker 2: twentieth of April twentieth, the fourth in America for twenty

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Speaker 2: Do you know what four twenty is code for?

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Speaker 1: Well, now I do know this, and I'll tell you why.

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Speaker 1: I know this.

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Speaker 2: Because you were a drug fan.

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Speaker 1: No no, no, no, because a couple of years ago,

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Speaker 1: I think it was during COVID, I did a TikTok

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Speaker 1: and I mentioned for twenty. I had no idea what

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Speaker 1: that was until, of course, yeah, marijuana.

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Speaker 2: The day after day four twenty is Are you ready

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Speaker 2: for this national surprise drug test today? Isn't that funny?

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Speaker 2: And surprise? I bought drug tests for us to do.

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Speaker 1: Oh, bring it on, ye?

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Speaker 2: So do you need to weave after.

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Speaker 1: Drinking all those cups of tea?

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Speaker 2: So I have bought a saliva drug test kit that

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Speaker 2: will test for marijuana, cocaine, opiates, amphetamines, methamphetamines and methalany

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Speaker 2: dioox and methy metal metalines. And so if you could

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Speaker 2: go ahead and just start salivaing away while I talk

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Speaker 2: about some of the other tests that I have bought

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Speaker 2: for us to do. Now, considering that we are of

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Speaker 2: age and our bodies are getting on, I found some

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Speaker 2: tests in the chemist, which I didn't know existed. This

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Speaker 2: one is a vitamin D. It tests if you've got

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Speaker 2: a vitamin D deficiency. And then I bought one for

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Speaker 2: this was an I in deficiency because I think I've

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Speaker 2: got an iron deficiency. And then there was this other

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Speaker 2: one that I did. It's a urine test. So you've

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Speaker 2: got a we on this one, and it just tests

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Speaker 2: for stuff we need to test our health as well.

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Speaker 2: So not only are we surprise drug testing, but it's

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Speaker 2: a surprise at home health test.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well, I'm good to go.

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Speaker 3: I've only skimmed over the how to, so I.

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Speaker 2: Think I'm pretty right to What did it say to do?

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Speaker 1: It just says to put it in your mouth and

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Speaker 1: around your tongue and gums.

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Speaker 2: Can't wait to take that audio out of context. I've

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Speaker 2: also bought one for me. I mean, I have no

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Speaker 2: doubt there's a definitely going to come back negative.

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Speaker 1: Of course, no surprise is here.

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Speaker 2: So what do you do?

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Speaker 1: Her?

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Speaker 2: Hung true and then put it back on. Okay, now,

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Speaker 2: would you like to do a vitamin D or iron efficiency?

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Speaker 1: I want to do the D. I want to do

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Speaker 2: I can't wait to take that out can't wait to

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Speaker 2: take that audio out of context. Suntext, suntext, suntext, suntext, suntext, suntext, suntext, suntext.

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Speaker 1: Put it in your mouth. Put it in your mouth.

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Speaker 1: It's an around your tongue.

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Speaker 4: Put it in your math mauth math mouth.

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Speaker 1: Put it in an around your tongue. I want to

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Speaker 1: do the d.

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Speaker 2: I'm so sorry it's Christian in the editing.

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Speaker 1: It took me forty five minutes.

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Speaker 2: So bad. I'm not an audio engineer. That took forty

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Speaker 1: And I played it back and I was.

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Speaker 2: Like, is that it is? That all I got to? Fuck?

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Speaker 2: I thought it was like two and a half minutes.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if you've seen that Qulit and recreation.

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Speaker 2: someone comes in to check on his mental breakdown. He's like, no, no, no,

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Speaker 2: I haven't been I haven't been wasting my time all day.

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Speaker 2: I've been working on this climation and he goes, I'll

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Speaker 2: And that's just how I feel. Oh God, that was

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Speaker 4: Put it in your mouth, put it in your mouth,

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Speaker 4: an round your tongue. Put it in your mouth, mouth,

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Speaker 4: mouth mouth, put it in an a randy tongue.

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Speaker 1: I want to do the d.

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Speaker 2: Both of these are blood tests. No, that's a blood

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Speaker 2: there's a fingerprick, No, that's a fingerprick. Then we have

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Speaker 2: just a general health we we we want. I don't

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Speaker 1: To you that disclaimer. Oh gosh, there's lots of little

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Speaker 1: bits falling out of the box. Mine's not doing anything.

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Speaker 2: You've got to give it. I don't know how long

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Speaker 2: does it say it to rapid results. In five minutes.

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Speaker 2: We'll give it five minutes. Are getting paranoid, are you?

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Speaker 1: No? I'm not. I'm just thinking he's wondering if it's

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Speaker 5: If I'm never any good with instructions, I just kind

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Speaker 5: of wing it, Okay, okay, step one, step two, step three,

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Speaker 1: That's fine.

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Speaker 2: Well, the best way I can describe what's happening is

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Speaker 2: we're opening and we're going through the instructions of this

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Speaker 2: sort of at home finger prick doing a blood test.

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Speaker 2: I'm testing if I'm eye inefficient, and I'm not sleeping

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Speaker 2: very well, so I'm really interested to say this. And

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Speaker 2: Christine's wondering if she's needing a bit more d in

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Speaker 2: her life. Well, this looks terrifying. You're like little needles

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Speaker 2: that go. I don't know if I want to test

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Speaker 2: in my mind efficient. Well, this is fucking dum. What

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Speaker 2: did you You're going to push it down with you bleeding?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 2: Okay, well, okay, so I can just rip the cap off.

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Speaker 2: It's actually so what do I do now?

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Speaker 2: Oh the blood, Oh my god, much blood. Keeping her

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Speaker 2: hands steady, gentle massage the fingertip prick, blood drop without squeezing,

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Speaker 2: We just look up and it looks like it's an

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Speaker 2: absolute massacre that's happened. We weren't. I wasn't iron deficient

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm I'm deficient. I've only got one

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Speaker 2: line and it says one colored line appears it's abnormal.

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Speaker 2: This result means that the concentration in the blood is

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Speaker 2: too low. You should consult a physician because it may

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Speaker 2: be an iron deficiency. No, it's a contact a physician.

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Speaker 2: Are you a physician? I think contact a physician or

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Speaker 2: US CHATBT to be honest.

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Speaker 1: Correct, Okay, well results are for me for the vitamin D. Yep,

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Speaker 1: it does show that I am vitamin D deficient.

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Speaker 2: Oh I wonder if it's like, please buy this expensive

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Speaker 2: medication that we were provided for you.

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Speaker 1: So basically I now need to take a shipload of supplements.

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Speaker 1: You just have to sit in the sun for ten

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Speaker 2: Again, I would strong recommend contacting a physician. Okay, now

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Speaker 2: we're just going to take this and way on it.

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Speaker 2: And this will test for eleven health parameters. Also, do

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Speaker 2: you know how much the drug tests were? Eighty five dollars? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and they didn't work.

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Speaker 1: Oh, that's just gross.

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Speaker 6: Book.

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Speaker 2: I went to a function once talking to the microphone.

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Speaker 1: I went to a function once and they were handing

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Speaker 1: out menopause or perimenopause sticks, and all the girls at

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Speaker 1: work we all did. It was very funny.

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Speaker 2: And what did it come back with?

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Speaker 1: We're all menopausal.

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Speaker 2: Okay, place the test strip in urine stream for no

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Speaker 2: more than one second. You don't need to take your microphone,

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Speaker 2: but I'll take mine in all right.

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Speaker 1: I think mine all fall in a healthy range.

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Speaker 2: Does a arrange that says see healthcare professional? Oh my

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Speaker 2: dehydration says sea healthcare professional. But you're all good. Well,

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Speaker 2: happy national surprise. One last check of the methamphetamines. I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna go put it in my mouth again.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, very normal range.

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Speaker 2: Oh my drug test one's coming through eats more saliva.

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Speaker 2: a faint line for m d m A. Would that

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Speaker 2: have come from It's very faint, but look it's on

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Speaker 1: Definitely saying that. Yeah, let's just get that going.

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Speaker 2: That is differently positive for MDMA. Christine, do you think

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Speaker 2: I've taken ecstasy while I've been with you?

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Speaker 1: That's hell of a ride.

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Speaker 2: Stop whispering.

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Speaker 1: No, the other one's coming up to m d A

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Speaker 2: Well, this is bullshit. I've hated so much money for

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Speaker 2: these OPI cocaine is coming up. Maybe a line means

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Speaker 2: there isn't any hold on, let me read the box.

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Speaker 2: I actually haven't read the instructions.

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Speaker 1: Well that's boring. If you read the instruction, shit, question

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Speaker 1: yours is gone definitely c on mt D that's the

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Speaker 1: one in two. Yeah, and the OPI co O C

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Speaker 1: got a line for three and.

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Speaker 2: Two marijuana and cocaine. I can't be but you can't.

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Speaker 2: But that must be a negative. Hold on, Oh, here

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Speaker 2: we go, Here we go reading the results. Yes, it's

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Speaker 2: the opposite for the ones we just did. So if

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Speaker 2: the test comes back with a line, that says it's negative.

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Speaker 2: If there is no line on the thing, like, if

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Speaker 2: the line doesn't appear, you've tested positive for that drug.

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Speaker 2: So a line's appearing for mine. Yeah, So that means Christine,

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Speaker 2: you've got no lines because you're a drug feed What

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Speaker 2: are those chips you've been munching on?

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Speaker 4: Later, now, put it in your mouth. Put it in

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Speaker 4: your mouth, an rangy tongue. Put it in your mouth, mouth,

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Speaker 4: mouth mouth, put it in an raandy tongue.

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Speaker 1: I want to do the.

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Speaker 2: D October of last year we did Sydney.

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Speaker 1: You read a great time.

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Speaker 2: We did a highlight for you.

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Speaker 1: Oh the highlight would be.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, I know what you're going to say. In

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Speaker 2: that hotel.

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Speaker 1: So look, he's putting me on the spot. I'm not

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Speaker 2: Probably what it's saying to you. Now. We're on a

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Speaker 1: Now if this is the moment you say, Christine, we're

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Speaker 2: You're jumping ahead, You're jumping ahead.

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Speaker 1: So crack it stop, just listen.

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Speaker 1: It was my absolute freaking out that I was going

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Speaker 2: The bridge on the Sydney. You have a bridge. You

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Speaker 2: You No, I'm heavier. I was fine.

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Speaker 2: So you get one no. If you say no to.

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Speaker 2: You say no to this? Well we do option number two?

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Speaker 2: Do you want to do the bridge then I'm going

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Speaker 2: Have you seen those people eating whilst dangling from a crane.

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Speaker 2: doing that something very similar? Yeah?

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00:23:44,201 --> 00:23:46,521
Speaker 1: Off what building? I'm not off the story bridge?

443
00:23:46,681 --> 00:23:50,200
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, no no. It's called Vertigo. You

444
00:23:50,201 --> 00:23:52,401
Speaker 2: may have seen that. I did it about a year ago,

445
00:23:52,961 --> 00:23:55,880
Speaker 2: and it's a restaurant attached to the powerhouse, right which

446
00:23:55,921 --> 00:23:57,201
Speaker 2: we passed on the ferry.

447
00:23:57,281 --> 00:23:58,921
Speaker 1: Which you pointed out to me last night.

448
00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:01,120
Speaker 2: They say, it's only like forty meters in the air,

449
00:24:01,761 --> 00:24:04,640
Speaker 2: but it feels like we're dangling off the safe.

450
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:07,881
Speaker 1: You need to cut the questions around that. Are we

451
00:24:08,120 --> 00:24:10,801
Speaker 1: like stationary? Is it flowing around because it's a bit

452
00:24:10,801 --> 00:24:11,480
Speaker 1: windy today.

453
00:24:11,921 --> 00:24:14,080
Speaker 2: It's absolutely bolted to the side of the building.

454
00:24:14,281 --> 00:24:16,360
Speaker 3: Well, that's all right, that's okay, tick, okay.

455
00:24:16,761 --> 00:24:20,080
Speaker 2: So what I figured was I take you here to

456
00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:23,480
Speaker 2: the story bridge, you have an absolute freak out, and

457
00:24:23,521 --> 00:24:26,440
Speaker 2: then I go, you know what, we're not doing that.

458
00:24:26,521 --> 00:24:29,281
Speaker 2: We're doing this instead. And now you're like, oh great,

459
00:24:29,321 --> 00:24:30,201
Speaker 2: that's fantastic.

460
00:24:30,281 --> 00:24:33,160
Speaker 1: Does it have a glass bottom platform. I don't like

461
00:24:33,201 --> 00:24:34,960
Speaker 1: the glass on the platform.

462
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:38,120
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, there is no platform. We're just

463
00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:42,561
Speaker 2: sitting on a seat dangling over the side. Like you

464
00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:46,200
Speaker 2: look down, there's nothing there. You're in a harness and

465
00:24:46,201 --> 00:24:50,481
Speaker 2: you're in a seat. So imagine this cliff here. Now

466
00:24:50,521 --> 00:24:53,361
Speaker 2: imagine a table attached to the side and two chairs,

467
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:56,201
Speaker 2: and we precariously climb onto those chairs.

468
00:24:56,681 --> 00:24:58,801
Speaker 1: Oh, they don't actually put us on and then kind

469
00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:00,480
Speaker 1: of move us with the crane into position.

470
00:25:00,921 --> 00:25:03,440
Speaker 2: No, the tables are permanently attached to the side of

471
00:25:03,481 --> 00:25:05,001
Speaker 2: the building and you climb.

472
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:07,880
Speaker 1: On them, climbing on onto the table.

473
00:25:07,801 --> 00:25:09,521
Speaker 2: Onto the table. Then you get into the.

474
00:25:09,561 --> 00:25:13,600
Speaker 1: Check obviously harnessed. So I'm going to be yes, falling

475
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:14,201
Speaker 1: to my death.

476
00:25:14,521 --> 00:25:16,681
Speaker 2: No, and then delicious food.

477
00:25:17,801 --> 00:25:27,041
Speaker 1: It's still a payofficer. What do you think we're or

478
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:29,561
Speaker 1: we need to eat dinner, aren't we? Isn't that the

479
00:25:30,761 --> 00:25:32,961
Speaker 1: on the side of a building dangling over with my

480
00:25:33,041 --> 00:25:34,441
Speaker 1: fika over the edge?

481
00:25:34,481 --> 00:25:38,321
Speaker 2: Direct it's a restaurant called Vertigo. That's Powerhouse pre taken

482
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:42,561
Speaker 2: us here. We're currently standing facing away from the building

483
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:44,960
Speaker 2: and I'm going to ask you to turn around in

484
00:25:45,120 --> 00:25:47,920
Speaker 2: just a moment and just just have a look at it.

485
00:25:48,041 --> 00:25:50,561
Speaker 1: Okay, So before you do that, this is what I

486
00:25:50,681 --> 00:25:53,760
Speaker 1: think is going to happen, right, I reckon, I'm going

487
00:25:53,801 --> 00:25:57,441
Speaker 1: to get into one of those really awkward harnesses where

488
00:25:57,481 --> 00:25:59,241
Speaker 1: it's not going to leave me a lot of room

489
00:25:59,321 --> 00:26:02,600
Speaker 1: to move and it's going to be quite restricting. And

490
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:04,561
Speaker 1: then what you've told me, I'm going to have to

491
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:09,200
Speaker 1: climb over a table that's in the side of the

492
00:26:09,241 --> 00:26:11,961
Speaker 1: building or bolted into. You'll see it.

493
00:26:12,041 --> 00:26:14,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's bolted onto the side, right, And then we

494
00:26:15,001 --> 00:26:17,241
Speaker 2: just sit there and we get served a beautiful meal

495
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:19,160
Speaker 2: while we contemplate almost dying.

496
00:26:22,561 --> 00:26:25,201
Speaker 1: Oh and as we talk, there's a plane going over,

497
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:27,880
Speaker 1: but it's quite blowy, so I'm expecting it to be

498
00:26:27,921 --> 00:26:29,041
Speaker 1: a bit windy up there.

499
00:26:30,120 --> 00:26:32,241
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not sure. When I did it wasn't too bad.

500
00:26:35,041 --> 00:26:36,041
Speaker 1: Can I turn around now?

501
00:26:36,201 --> 00:26:38,120
Speaker 2: I mean, we'll just wait for the gorgeous sounds of

502
00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:40,001
Speaker 2: the Brisbane Airport twenty meters away.

503
00:26:40,120 --> 00:26:43,080
Speaker 1: Isn't that wonderful up up on the way.

504
00:26:43,241 --> 00:26:44,641
Speaker 2: You're going to be like, I could do that. That's

505
00:26:44,681 --> 00:26:46,520
Speaker 2: easy when you get up there.

506
00:26:46,761 --> 00:26:48,801
Speaker 1: Another story, Okay, okay.

507
00:26:48,561 --> 00:26:50,600
Speaker 2: I want you to turn around on the count of three.

508
00:26:50,721 --> 00:26:55,681
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, in three two? What where is it? Oh?

509
00:26:55,761 --> 00:26:56,080
Speaker 1: Up there?

510
00:26:57,481 --> 00:27:01,360
Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh can you hear them bolting the things onto

511
00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:01,681
Speaker 2: the side?

512
00:27:01,761 --> 00:27:04,640
Speaker 1: They're moving the chairs. Oh look at that he's wiping

513
00:27:04,681 --> 00:27:09,321
Speaker 1: down the very impressed. Well, I kind of thought it

514
00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:11,801
Speaker 1: was going to be a little bit different than that. No,

515
00:27:11,921 --> 00:27:13,041
Speaker 1: I did. I thought it was going to be a

516
00:27:13,041 --> 00:27:16,840
Speaker 1: little bit more out. Oh my god, Oh this is

517
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:20,001
Speaker 1: going to be good fun. We're gonna have a great

518
00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:23,120
Speaker 1: view up there. So what's that over to the left

519
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:25,561
Speaker 1: hand side, like a crane type thing?

520
00:27:26,241 --> 00:27:27,361
Speaker 6: What is that? What is that?

521
00:27:27,441 --> 00:27:28,200
Speaker 2: What does that look like?

522
00:27:28,360 --> 00:27:30,321
Speaker 1: Well, that looks to me like a crane of some

523
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:34,640
Speaker 1: sort or a pulley. Are they pulling all the food

524
00:27:34,681 --> 00:27:36,201
Speaker 1: in on that? Are they are?

525
00:27:36,201 --> 00:27:36,761
Speaker 2: Not the food?

526
00:27:37,281 --> 00:27:37,400
Speaker 6: Oh?

527
00:27:37,681 --> 00:27:38,561
Speaker 1: Is that how we get up?

528
00:27:38,721 --> 00:27:39,720
Speaker 2: That's not how we get up?

529
00:27:39,801 --> 00:27:41,480
Speaker 1: Oh good, okay, I wouldn't have liked that.

530
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:45,481
Speaker 2: How we get down? Oh you see.

531
00:27:45,281 --> 00:27:50,920
Speaker 1: The plank, Yes, it's quite skinny. I'm not going to

532
00:27:50,961 --> 00:27:53,321
Speaker 1: sure if I'm going to be balancing that well on that.

533
00:27:53,241 --> 00:27:55,761
Speaker 2: Plank, you won't need to You'll just fall off the plank.

534
00:27:55,961 --> 00:27:59,281
Speaker 1: Oh so where do they drop you? Then? Just onto

535
00:27:59,321 --> 00:28:03,841
Speaker 1: the ground down here? But there's tables and stuff there,

536
00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:06,281
Speaker 1: there's a shipping container there is just behind.

537
00:28:06,321 --> 00:28:07,360
Speaker 2: So you jump off.

538
00:28:08,681 --> 00:28:09,001
Speaker 1: Jump.

539
00:28:09,360 --> 00:28:11,841
Speaker 2: It's not a slow lower, it's a jump and you're

540
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:12,680
Speaker 2: blayd down.

541
00:28:13,481 --> 00:28:18,561
Speaker 1: What do you mean blade? What does blade mean? Blade?

542
00:28:19,120 --> 00:28:20,400
Speaker 2: That's a common word.

543
00:28:20,521 --> 00:28:24,880
Speaker 1: Like a blade of a knife, blade bar bar lay

544
00:28:25,360 --> 00:28:37,481
Speaker 1: blay blay not blade blayd. So it does sound like

545
00:28:40,161 --> 00:28:44,481
Speaker 1: whizz the two crany things the police.

546
00:28:44,601 --> 00:28:47,001
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like an automatic winch. So what it does

547
00:28:47,161 --> 00:28:48,321
Speaker 2: is you jump.

548
00:28:49,041 --> 00:28:51,921
Speaker 1: Oh, I can't see we're jumping, and eating comes into it.

549
00:28:52,121 --> 00:28:53,041
Speaker 2: Eating then jumping.

550
00:28:53,241 --> 00:28:55,361
Speaker 1: Well, why would I do that when I can just

551
00:28:55,401 --> 00:28:57,200
Speaker 1: get a lift down? Why can't I just get a

552
00:28:57,241 --> 00:28:58,281
Speaker 1: lift I'm not.

553
00:28:58,521 --> 00:29:01,561
Speaker 2: Sing meters in the air? Why do many of the

554
00:29:01,561 --> 00:29:02,041
Speaker 2: things that we do.

555
00:29:02,201 --> 00:29:03,081
Speaker 1: Well, that's quite true.

556
00:29:03,161 --> 00:29:06,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you jump and that automatically senses that you've jumped,

557
00:29:06,241 --> 00:29:07,041
Speaker 2: and then it's sort of.

558
00:29:08,081 --> 00:29:13,241
Speaker 1: Word jump again. I'm not all jumping wistfully, fall off,

559
00:29:14,281 --> 00:29:19,641
Speaker 1: falling gently, leap forward. No, no, oh look he's come down.

560
00:29:19,761 --> 00:29:22,561
Speaker 2: Oh well that's what that's what's going to happen.

561
00:29:22,961 --> 00:29:25,641
Speaker 1: He did that effortlessly easy.

562
00:29:25,761 --> 00:29:26,921
Speaker 2: You can do it.

563
00:29:27,041 --> 00:29:28,761
Speaker 1: Oh, babes, I don't know how I'm going to be

564
00:29:28,761 --> 00:29:29,441
Speaker 1: that graceful.

565
00:29:30,281 --> 00:29:32,881
Speaker 2: You will be imagine that's a rock climbing wall.

566
00:29:33,161 --> 00:29:35,240
Speaker 1: Oh look, don't damn it down for me. I know

567
00:29:35,561 --> 00:29:36,121
Speaker 1: quite well.

568
00:29:37,321 --> 00:29:40,280
Speaker 2: After trying my best to describe what blay means and

569
00:29:40,361 --> 00:29:42,440
Speaker 2: having no luck, I took us over to the front

570
00:29:42,441 --> 00:29:45,161
Speaker 2: desk of Vertigo, where we got harnessed up by the

571
00:29:45,161 --> 00:29:48,361
Speaker 2: gorgeous Jess. She ran through the rules and she told

572
00:29:48,401 --> 00:29:50,161
Speaker 2: us what we were going to be expecting, and then

573
00:29:50,201 --> 00:29:52,041
Speaker 2: she led us round the back of the building to

574
00:29:52,121 --> 00:29:55,561
Speaker 2: a staircase where we ascended ready to take our seats

575
00:29:55,601 --> 00:29:57,200
Speaker 2: at the top of the building.

576
00:30:04,001 --> 00:30:08,361
Speaker 1: See that's what it's It's called a silent Christian. It's

577
00:30:08,401 --> 00:30:09,081
Speaker 1: not blading.

578
00:30:09,681 --> 00:30:15,041
Speaker 2: Do you know what blame? Yes, yes, thank you.

579
00:30:16,121 --> 00:30:26,961
Speaker 1: So normally at the bottom and as the top, so

580
00:30:28,361 --> 00:30:28,761
Speaker 1: it's just a.

581
00:30:28,841 --> 00:30:38,681
Speaker 2: Machine for the old people that don't know what's blame.

582
00:30:40,441 --> 00:30:45,720
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I have made it to the top. Okay,

583
00:30:46,161 --> 00:30:48,441
Speaker 2: so we almost at the top.

584
00:30:49,641 --> 00:30:55,601
Speaker 1: We're a hell darling, Hell are you? It wasn't there, trick.

585
00:30:56,041 --> 00:30:59,081
Speaker 2: I'd like to take us back a mere fifteen minutes

586
00:30:59,121 --> 00:31:01,001
Speaker 2: ago when Christine said.

587
00:31:00,881 --> 00:31:02,161
Speaker 1: Oh, this is going to be good fun.

588
00:31:02,281 --> 00:31:04,081
Speaker 2: Well, as soon as we got to the top, she

589
00:31:04,161 --> 00:31:06,321
Speaker 2: had a bit of a freak out. And Sam, who

590
00:31:06,441 --> 00:31:09,921
Speaker 2: was our waiter and our safety demonstrator, told us exactly

591
00:31:09,921 --> 00:31:11,641
Speaker 2: what he needed us to do in order to get

592
00:31:11,641 --> 00:31:18,561
Speaker 2: onto the tables. Christine then she.

593
00:31:17,201 --> 00:31:19,720
Speaker 1: Okay, let's say that again. I'm going to turn around,

594
00:31:20,401 --> 00:31:22,721
Speaker 1: I'm going to slide onto the chair, and then you're

595
00:31:22,721 --> 00:31:24,441
Speaker 1: going to lower me. Are you that's exactly?

596
00:31:25,161 --> 00:31:25,440
Speaker 2: Well?

597
00:31:25,881 --> 00:31:26,281
Speaker 1: Here we go.

598
00:31:27,401 --> 00:31:29,641
Speaker 3: It doesn't look like there's much there though you might

599
00:31:29,681 --> 00:31:29,960
Speaker 3: need to.

600
00:31:30,521 --> 00:31:37,001
Speaker 1: Are you lowering it now? No, but it's very yep,

601
00:31:39,601 --> 00:31:44,240
Speaker 1: well here we go. Oh, my frozen schild is not

602
00:31:44,441 --> 00:31:52,921
Speaker 1: coping with Okay, So, okay, just a momento.

603
00:31:53,401 --> 00:31:55,201
Speaker 2: I'm going to try to do my best to describe

604
00:31:55,241 --> 00:31:58,121
Speaker 2: exactly how you get in and on the table because

605
00:31:58,201 --> 00:32:02,121
Speaker 2: it is so easy, right, but when you're seventeen meters

606
00:32:02,121 --> 00:32:05,681
Speaker 2: in the air, it's really fucking scary. So what you

607
00:32:05,681 --> 00:32:07,881
Speaker 2: have to do is you have to climb and sit

608
00:32:08,001 --> 00:32:10,720
Speaker 2: on the edge of the building. Now, this is like

609
00:32:10,841 --> 00:32:14,761
Speaker 2: a fiberglass coated brick, so you're sitting on the edge

610
00:32:15,081 --> 00:32:17,801
Speaker 2: and your feet sort of hang out, and then the

611
00:32:18,001 --> 00:32:21,161
Speaker 2: chair is lifted to be the same height as the

612
00:32:21,321 --> 00:32:23,961
Speaker 2: edge of the powerhouse, which is the building we're on.

613
00:32:24,281 --> 00:32:27,841
Speaker 2: So you shuffle forward onto the chair and then you're

614
00:32:27,881 --> 00:32:31,121
Speaker 2: sort of on and then Sam will lower the chair

615
00:32:31,241 --> 00:32:34,440
Speaker 2: down and then you have to physically turn your body

616
00:32:34,601 --> 00:32:38,081
Speaker 2: into the table, which will appear sort of as you

617
00:32:38,161 --> 00:32:41,321
Speaker 2: lower it. And as a side note, the vision of

618
00:32:41,401 --> 00:32:45,760
Speaker 2: this is absolutely hysterical and it will be posted on

619
00:32:45,841 --> 00:32:48,001
Speaker 2: both of our instagrams. All you have to do is

620
00:32:48,081 --> 00:32:51,281
Speaker 2: follow at Chrissy fifty and Cranky or at Christian Hull

621
00:32:51,841 --> 00:32:58,641
Speaker 2: to see just how much Christine hated this whole experience.

622
00:32:59,121 --> 00:33:02,761
Speaker 1: Hang on, okay, just a moment, screwge forward onto the seat.

623
00:33:03,361 --> 00:33:04,601
Speaker 1: But what if I slide off?

624
00:33:05,321 --> 00:33:12,001
Speaker 2: Well, brikay, okay now, and now you'll be lowered.

625
00:33:12,081 --> 00:33:16,161
Speaker 1: Okay, I can't. I can't go forward.

626
00:33:17,121 --> 00:33:18,841
Speaker 2: No, just a little bit more because your harness is

627
00:33:18,841 --> 00:33:19,601
Speaker 2: going to get stuck.

628
00:33:19,881 --> 00:33:20,521
Speaker 1: Okay, how's that?

629
00:33:21,801 --> 00:33:22,481
Speaker 2: A little bit more?

630
00:33:23,201 --> 00:33:23,761
Speaker 1: Just push up?

631
00:33:26,641 --> 00:33:29,761
Speaker 2: So keep going, keep going because there's a barges here.

632
00:33:29,841 --> 00:33:32,361
Speaker 1: I'm a big girl, so I'm not you're okay?

633
00:33:32,961 --> 00:33:36,321
Speaker 2: Okay, there there we go. Well done, Christine.

634
00:33:47,801 --> 00:33:50,001
Speaker 1: Everything was lifting. What's now?

635
00:33:51,521 --> 00:33:53,081
Speaker 2: Turn in face the table?

636
00:33:54,601 --> 00:33:56,881
Speaker 1: Sam? I don't know if this is for me.

637
00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:11,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, that thing between my legs is very uncrafftable.

638
00:34:11,401 --> 00:34:12,401
Speaker 1: So what happens now?

639
00:34:12,681 --> 00:34:13,881
Speaker 6: You can let you can let go.

640
00:34:15,481 --> 00:34:16,601
Speaker 2: You can't eat dinner.

641
00:34:16,921 --> 00:34:17,921
Speaker 1: I've got one handful.

642
00:34:20,801 --> 00:34:22,201
Speaker 2: Let go with the building, Christie.

643
00:34:22,321 --> 00:34:24,481
Speaker 1: I can't not right now. I'll do it when you

644
00:34:24,521 --> 00:34:24,921
Speaker 1: get on.

645
00:34:25,161 --> 00:34:27,561
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, but I need you to fill me.

646
00:34:27,681 --> 00:34:31,441
Speaker 2: Get on, come on, you can do it.

647
00:34:32,321 --> 00:34:34,721
Speaker 1: Okay, So just tell me I'm not going anywhere that

648
00:34:34,801 --> 00:34:38,721
Speaker 1: I'm completely and I'm going to hang on to that.

649
00:34:39,121 --> 00:34:42,361
Speaker 2: It is so good you were down and be like,

650
00:34:42,401 --> 00:34:44,321
Speaker 2: oh yeah, it's just a fun side of the thing.

651
00:34:44,561 --> 00:34:46,481
Speaker 2: I'll be fine. Now you have to use your phone.

652
00:34:46,521 --> 00:34:46,921
Speaker 2: I can't give you.

653
00:34:47,081 --> 00:34:49,281
Speaker 1: I'm going to oh right, oh god, here we go.

654
00:34:50,401 --> 00:34:53,081
Speaker 1: I'll trying all the things today. I'm looking not even

655
00:34:53,121 --> 00:34:55,761
Speaker 1: holding on. Don't bring it to my mind. Died.

656
00:34:56,401 --> 00:34:59,961
Speaker 2: Now I'm going to do it and try not to

657
00:34:59,961 --> 00:35:01,401
Speaker 2: be as dramatic as Christie.

658
00:35:01,841 --> 00:35:02,480
Speaker 1: I was good.

659
00:35:02,521 --> 00:35:09,521
Speaker 3: I wasn't dramatic. Oh god, don't come be mad. Well

660
00:35:09,521 --> 00:35:10,001
Speaker 3: that's a trick.

661
00:35:14,641 --> 00:35:16,801
Speaker 1: Okay, Oh.

662
00:35:25,441 --> 00:35:32,841
Speaker 2: My god, okay, how cam learning up established.

663
00:35:34,481 --> 00:35:36,681
Speaker 1: Let's just take a just say.

664
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Speaker 2: Jesus shoveling. I'm right on the edge more.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, you're not wrong. This is bullshit.

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Speaker 2: Sam Okay, okay, ye, lowering the the what.

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Speaker 1: This fucking idea?

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Speaker 2: Was these you're this is all us, Okay, Sam, give

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Speaker 2: us the alcohol please? That fine, everything's fine, Just give us.

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Speaker 3: I think we're getting too old. Can I stop recording

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Speaker 3: the glasses? Okay, let's just relaxing my hand out a

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Speaker 3: little bit sweaty.

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Speaker 2: Oh, there's no alcohol in this glass yet.

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Speaker 1: On the next we will always have shut up Christians.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna wap my pay and because.

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Speaker 2: She's on the edge of the plank, she's not the plan.

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Speaker 1: Here we go, see three stops. I need you to stop.

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Speaker 1: I need you to stop. Hang on the can can.

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Speaker 2: It's jack nicka. Hang on pace. Just answer it on

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Speaker 2: past time, answered on paste time.

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Speaker 1: Tell them what you're about to do. So I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: do He's wait. Just look what I'm doing, darling. I'm

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Speaker 1: just want to show you something, just to my mentors.

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Speaker 1: I'm jumping off this.

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