Speaker 1: Get morning every day?
Speaker 2: What fell for?
Speaker 1: What the fork for?
Speaker 3: Those small things in life where you go? What the
Speaker 3: fork is that about? We don't quite understand it.
Speaker 4: Like the fact that all the forks in our kitchen
Speaker 4: go missing thanks to newsreader. I haven't taken any lately,
Speaker 4: thank you very much.
Speaker 5: As you've got three million at home and it's literally
Speaker 5: not a space for a spare fork.
Speaker 4: My house is built out of forks.
Speaker 3: How I'm getting around the cost of bling crisis.
Speaker 5: One more fork, news read to Abby's house and forks everywhere.
Speaker 4: Three more forks and I'll have a front door. We
Speaker 4: spoke about this yesterday. When your kids tend to embarrass
Speaker 4: and embarrass you and you get summoned to your school
Speaker 4: to say, please explain your child's behavior.
Speaker 5: This is interesting, friend of yours, and the feedback that
Speaker 5: your friend's kid was giving some of the friends co.
Speaker 4: Students in group the other day, or the two children
Speaker 4: were sitting in a circle around said.
Speaker 3: Child, and your kid got up and went.
Speaker 4: I hate you, I hate you, but you're right and
Speaker 4: I don't mind.
Speaker 5: You appreciate your honesty. Embarrassing numbers, Yeah, just.
Speaker 3: A bit of honest feedback.
Speaker 4: Producers zowe you embarrassed your mum.
Speaker 6: I did embarrass her really badly. But I was really little,
Speaker 6: so yeah, not my fault.
Speaker 4: I was old enough to know what I was doing, though.
Speaker 6: I was mucking around with the home phone back when
Speaker 6: home phones were home phone. Yeah, and I died would truth,
Speaker 6: not quite. It was like dial up for and I
Speaker 6: called triple zero over and over, not to be a pest,
Speaker 6: just because I was a kid and I was bored.
Speaker 7: And I think that's funny.
Speaker 1: No, I didn't think it was funny.
Speaker 7: You think that's a funny.
Speaker 6: How did I become a villain here? Anyway? I was
Speaker 6: just mucking around and left the lots of little messages
Speaker 6: and such, and then mum got multiple calls back and
Speaker 6: they were not impressed, and she got an official warning
Speaker 6: for wasting police resources because I was calling.
Speaker 4: The nature of the messages is in what I was leaving.
Speaker 3: I think I was just doing.
Speaker 6: Hey, I'm sorry, and yeah they called her back multiple
Speaker 6: times and said one more false call and you'll be
Speaker 6: in trouble. Up around with police resources.
Speaker 5: Are very surprising. They weren't oppressed.
Speaker 7: Punching a.
Speaker 4: Super cute thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 1: Let's do this when has your.
Speaker 4: Child completely and utterly humiliated you.
Speaker 5: Yes, anyone who gets on air, and we'll put you
Speaker 5: on the stand by this for out winter weekend escape,
Speaker 5: which we will announce on Friday.
Speaker 7: I've got a three year old daughter.
Speaker 4: Yep, she's she's a lot, she's a lot.
Speaker 7: Time related story.
Speaker 5: Yesterday she couldn't go to ec she's got a soorn
Speaker 5: neck free with an slip badly with Yeah, but we
Speaker 5: tested her and she was looking straight ahead and she's like,
Speaker 5: I can't move. It came to the left and Kara said,
Speaker 5: oh my gosh, look you're on TV.
Speaker 7: Swung around. Turns out the neck was pretty finet.
Speaker 5: The tantrums that they that they absolutely go through. And
Speaker 5: also my five rolled, my three year roll when I
Speaker 5: wasn't looking for two seconds wrestling in the middle of
Speaker 5: Willow Bend and amongst a bunch of people who.
Speaker 7: Clearly didn't have kids because they were seriously offended.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's embarrassing.
Speaker 4: Good times, Somars, Good times, Shannon, good morning, Hello, good morning, hello, hello, hello, yes.
Speaker 2: Yes, sorry, actually me, it's my sister. He started school
Speaker 2: a few years back. He's in year two now, and
Speaker 2: in his first years of school he met a little
Speaker 2: boy who was unfortunately born with one arm. And he
Speaker 2: said to the child and his dad and my sister
Speaker 2: that he didn't want to be friends with this child
Speaker 2: because he didn't want to catch what he had. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so my sister was very, very embarrassed about it, but
Speaker 2: they're good friends now, my nephew and this little boy,
Speaker 2: and the dad was more than understanding. And you know,
Speaker 2: kids will be kids.
Speaker 8: Sort of situations.
Speaker 5: Innocent thought, Yeah, innocent thoughts, earning thought for a youngster.
Speaker 1: Okay, I's go to Lisa.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Lisa, how are you good?
Speaker 3: When did you embarrass you?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 9: Horrendously. He was learning, he was learning at kindergarten to
Speaker 9: give the correct terms to male and female genitalia.
Speaker 2: And he.
Speaker 9: Was so he was roughly just under just about three
Speaker 9: when he started by kind of reinforcing that. And we
Speaker 9: were going through Coles and he said to the lady
Speaker 9: who was at the cashier, do you have a penis.
Speaker 8: Or a vagina? And and she.
Speaker 9: Was just looked mortified, so was I And I just said, oh, like,
Speaker 9: don't don't feel like you have to answer that at
Speaker 9: all if you want to though, like goes straight ahead.
Speaker 9: And she said, yeah, I do. And she kind of
Speaker 9: mumbled out, I gotta.
Speaker 8: Fina and myself like oh wow, and he said, oh
Speaker 8: I don't.
Speaker 9: He said, do you is yours the SUI hero want
Speaker 9: and she want just she was just like no, and
Speaker 9: I was like, I'm so sorry. And then I said
Speaker 9: to him like, if it was, she would clearly be
Speaker 9: in Las Vegas or any Millians anyway, it's not so yeah, honestly,
Speaker 9: so he was just going through that phage where he
Speaker 9: was just asking everyone if they had and yeah, so anyway,
Speaker 9: it's just you know, something that you try and do,
Speaker 9: like pleasant trees that just went straight for the straight
Speaker 9: for the point.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Sure, do you know what, Lisa? It was funny
Speaker 5: he doesn't grow over either. I mean even at the
Speaker 5: age of thirty nine minds a superhero.
Speaker 7: Something very young.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I could reach some other palace.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Lisa.
Speaker 7: Twenty fourteen. What if your kids embarrassed you?
Speaker 4: Yes, let's go to Where's from Seacred Heights?
Speaker 3: Good morning?
Speaker 10: Where's morning?
Speaker 4: Are you?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 4: Good?
Speaker 3: Thank you?
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 4: So?
Speaker 10: My son used to walk when he was going shopping
Speaker 10: with the wife in like a Woolworths or something like that,
Speaker 10: used to walk up to to a father and say
Speaker 10: to the message in front of the dead, because that's
Speaker 10: my daddy.
Speaker 5: That's so good funding for blokes. So how how would
Speaker 5: the mystery father? How would they react in a situation
Speaker 5: like this? Do you play along with oll?
Speaker 10: Sometimes they would smile. Other times I would just be
Speaker 10: in utter shocked.
Speaker 7: And that's when you can identify whether they had kids.
Speaker 10: Enough he would say it loud enough so that they could.
Speaker 4: Yet it here.
Speaker 1: So thank you so much.
Speaker 3: Where's good morning, Sue?
Speaker 8: Good morning? How are you good?
Speaker 3: Thank you?
Speaker 4: When did your kid embarrass you?
Speaker 8: Well, my delightful eight year old son came with me
Speaker 8: to the to have a shower at the caravan park,
Speaker 8: toilets and showers and full deck of people. Mid shower,
Speaker 8: my son asked me at the top of his voice, Mummy,
Speaker 8: is your vagina going to grow into a penis?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 7: My god, it's a great question. It's a great question.
Speaker 7: It needs an answer.
Speaker 8: Well, look, it was interesting to answer that with an audience,
Speaker 8: but I tried to do it in the in the yes,
Speaker 8: in the best possible way to explain to him, No, honey,
Speaker 8: Mummy's vagina is going to stay a vagina. Yes, And
Speaker 8: then he said well, is my tenas going to grow
Speaker 8: into a vagina? So we did the next round.
Speaker 7: It's good, let's see.
Speaker 5: It's just I mean, these sort of conversations could be
Speaker 5: could happen behind closed doors, and why kids feel they
Speaker 5: need to do it in.
Speaker 7: Front of them?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know. Kelly, Good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 11: How are you?
Speaker 3: Good morning? What happened.
Speaker 11: My then at the time four year old daughter, myself,
Speaker 11: and a whole heap of family and friends were out
Speaker 11: for a luncheon and one of our family friends, unfortunately,
Speaker 11: was extremely obese, and she got up to leave the
Speaker 11: table and go and play the pokies, and my four
Speaker 11: year old, at the top of her voice, shouts, oh wow, mum,
Speaker 11: Nelle nell has a big fat belly.
Speaker 8: I said to her it was.
Speaker 11: It was very, very loud, And I said to her,
Speaker 11: you can't say that.
Speaker 10: That's really rude.
Speaker 11: And she looked at me like I would the idiot
Speaker 11: and says, well, it's not little.
Speaker 7: I'm not saying I disagree with you. I was saying
Speaker 7: you shouldn't say it. Oh, bless the honesty. But also,
Speaker 7: at what age did the kids grow a filter?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 7: So true?
Speaker 5: Yeah, like what your double digits.
Speaker 4: Maybe, yeah, you would hope so by late teens.
Speaker 5: Late teens, seventeen raider. Oh, there you go, caught that
Speaker 5: kid's Yeah, got some back. Last week was embarrassing parents.
Speaker 5: This week embarrassing kids.
Speaker 12: This week, you're waking up to Adelaide breaking new.
Speaker 7: What's new today my news.
Speaker 4: First thing I did this morning was to check how
Speaker 4: the Boomers went.
Speaker 1: And it was at ten thirty last night, so it
Speaker 1: was a little.
Speaker 4: Bit past my bedtime, and it was to read that
Speaker 4: we blew a note.
Speaker 7: Ah, there we go.
Speaker 4: Twenty four point lead, Andrew Hayes a twenty four point
Speaker 4: that's quite substantial.
Speaker 7: Early on too, you thought, gosh, it's gonna build from here.
Speaker 7: Twenty four point.
Speaker 1: Leads the second Did you watch it?
Speaker 7: No, I just caught up with all the highlights.
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, okay, so we lost to Serbia. That's it.
Speaker 4: Game's done. The highlight for you and I was the
Speaker 4: basketball in the Olympics and now we are.
Speaker 3: We're tapped out.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 5: The thing about it is, though, like every team there,
Speaker 5: I feel like they've all.
Speaker 7: Peaked for this Olympics, right by the US.
Speaker 5: Obviously Lebron's death and everyone else just ridiculous.
Speaker 7: Serbia is really good, Okay, like really good.
Speaker 5: They have the best player on the planets playing for them.
Speaker 4: So I know that you're heavily invested in the NBA.
Speaker 4: I'm just going to put it to you right now.
Speaker 4: Who wins gold, silver, bronze in the Olympics.
Speaker 7: You're still in gold. It's intriguing as to who wins silver.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because Serbia is really good, Canada is absolutely stacked.
Speaker 7: Spain is still quite good as well.
Speaker 5: We've got people saying that Australia got quite lucky beating
Speaker 5: Spain and that Spain probably beat Spain the other day.
Speaker 13: Yep.
Speaker 5: So it's going to be very very intriguing this this
Speaker 5: race for second one. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, the opals play tonight, so let's just put all
Speaker 4: our eggs in that basket, shall we. Yes, and history
Speaker 4: made for Australia as a Rissa True with an extraordinary
Speaker 4: gold medal in the women's.
Speaker 1: Skateboard park events.
Speaker 4: Yeah fourteen, she's fourteen, mate, fourteen and eighty seven days old.
Speaker 4: I just want to ask you what were you doing
Speaker 4: as a fourteen year old?
Speaker 11: I mean.
Speaker 4: Playing netball and dancing? Well, I could have won an
Speaker 4: Olympic medal from that. Actually, really playing netball and dancing. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 4: that was fourteen was the age of when I was
Speaker 4: still winty peaked. Yeah, basically, and it's been all downhill
Speaker 4: for the when is correct?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 14: Cool?
Speaker 7: Yeah, when I was fourteen, you're.
Speaker 4: Still going to siler or Wogga Wogga, won't you genuinely
Speaker 4: all know what you were doing? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Let me just say, if there was just one particular
Speaker 5: event at the Olympics that I could have got gold.
Speaker 5: Even to this day, that event isn't on the schedule.
Speaker 4: It was eating too much ice cream at Sizzler in
Speaker 4: Woggle Woggle where you ended up crapping your pair.
Speaker 5: Yeah, such a long time ago. Sure, congratulations, still true.
Speaker 4: I'd love to have a chat to Deirdre Hosen so
Speaker 4: if she can curse with the fact that she's blocked.
Speaker 7: Some of those memories.
Speaker 5: I think I won't him go into detail at one
Speaker 5: particular will she She pretended that nothing happened when I
Speaker 5: was training for this particular event. I reckon, I reckon,
Speaker 5: it's my thirtieth I reckon.
Speaker 7: We finally very calm, relax too. I knew it was
Speaker 7: going on, ye ca, Oh god, it's.
Speaker 5: A fourteen year old, just discovering him himself. Yes, yes,
Speaker 5: finding his way. Meanwhile, Richa True is winning a gold medal.
Speaker 5: It's quite a stark contrast, isn't it too?
Speaker 1: Vastly different achievements.
Speaker 3: Let's put it that way.
Speaker 5: Yes, still still training, both training like absolute athletes, but
Speaker 5: different results, different ambitions.
Speaker 4: I don't ever want to dismiss what you achieved though.
Speaker 7: Thank you so much, appreciate that. Abs.
Speaker 5: Can we talk about Harley the Beagle.
Speaker 4: Well, I think we need to.
Speaker 5: That was him one day three.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, lucky social media Obviously we can love to
Speaker 4: hate it sometimes, but it's ended really well for Harley
Speaker 4: the Beagle because he actually went missing but was found
Speaker 4: thanks to the power of social media and everybody in
Speaker 4: South Australia getting out there to try and find him. Yes,
Speaker 4: so we love that. So his owners, Casey and Joseph
Speaker 4: got a phone call from their groomer to say, sorry,
Speaker 4: but he's taken off. No one was able to catch him.
Speaker 4: He kept sort of running off, and beagles are known
Speaker 4: for that. Beagles are really.
Speaker 5: So naughty beagles they are.
Speaker 4: I've got a friend just genuinely would love a beagle.
Speaker 3: But everyone's.
Speaker 4: If you think sid is hard work. Yeah, beagles no.
Speaker 7: Way street, Like, what the hell, where's my wallet?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Gone gone, gone straight into the pet butcher for food.
Speaker 4: So there were multiple sightings but no one could catch him.
Speaker 4: But then finally, after the post attracted so many comments
Speaker 4: and likes, there was people everywhere across South Australia trying
Speaker 4: to find this dog. After I think it was five
Speaker 4: or six days, they ended up finding him in a
Speaker 4: creek bed thanks to using live updates on social media.
Speaker 4: So all's well, that ends well, and Joseph and Casey
Speaker 4: are back with their beloved pooch, which is great.
Speaker 5: No, it's just that when you're sitting there knowing that
Speaker 5: a pet's out there, yeah, and they're probably cold, and
Speaker 5: they're probably scared, particularly when you go and sleep at night,
Speaker 5: that sucks.
Speaker 4: We actually had we had someone I can't remember who
Speaker 4: it was. I was living with my sister at the time.
Speaker 4: She had a maremma, which is you know the dogs
Speaker 4: that look after the penguins. So we had Max and
Speaker 4: we had Tank, who was only a puppy then, and
Speaker 4: they both got out and it was night and just
Speaker 4: the fear of I thought, I thought, like, Max is
Speaker 4: going to be fine. He's a sheep dog. But Tank
Speaker 4: is this tiny little sausage dog that's got no idea.
Speaker 1: But we found them.
Speaker 4: They were together, they were roaming the streets, loving life.
Speaker 4: They were fine. But that fear and that feeling of
Speaker 4: oh my god, he's gonna get run over by curries
Speaker 4: and be dead.
Speaker 1: It's horrible.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that is your post snooze news.
Speaker 3: Tanks still the worst dog of all time.
Speaker 1: He's actually not.
Speaker 4: He's actually amazing. He's an ivd D survivor.
Speaker 5: That's very true. Congratulations, Thank you listening. Warning Tank, he's
Speaker 5: stop yelling.
Speaker 4: I leave the radio on for them. Our next guest
Speaker 4: hails from Jamaica.
Speaker 1: Kingston.
Speaker 4: The twenty three year old has just gone back to
Speaker 4: bag and has been named the most valuable player in
Speaker 4: a stacked defensive lineup that is clearly the best in
Speaker 4: the world, if not the Galaxy. She is hashcag Fiers
Speaker 4: together with Matulda Garrett and Shamira Sterling, and we could
Speaker 4: not love her more. Please welcome Latanya Wilson.
Speaker 1: Be done for Africa, Hazy.
Speaker 4: We like to bring our thunderbirds in with their favorite
Speaker 4: pump up songs, and that is on your Wilson's and
Speaker 4: we say a very good morning to the premiership player,
Speaker 4: that is Laddy, good morning for more.
Speaker 1: Oh how the celebrations going, Laddy, Oh my.
Speaker 13: God, I feel I haven't.
Speaker 4: And so who was the best on ground in terms
Speaker 4: of premiership parties?
Speaker 13: I'll give that to our sell Lucy and.
Speaker 4: Anna, Lucy and Hannah. So Lucy Austin had a petty's hand.
Speaker 5: A petty you just to skip a leading by example clearly.
Speaker 13: Definitely example dance.
Speaker 4: So Laddy talk us through it. It was a lot
Speaker 4: closer than people kind of anticipated. You took care of
Speaker 4: the Victens by twenty odd goals in the semi finals,
Speaker 4: but oh my god, it came down to the wire.
Speaker 1: How was it on court?
Speaker 13: It was good. I felt pretty confident from that twenty
Speaker 13: five will win against them. The team knew that Vixen's
Speaker 13: wasn't going to I wanted to beat them by twenty
Speaker 13: five goals, so we knew they were going to come
Speaker 13: fire in them and I felt like Williams had gone
Speaker 13: through for the situation. I have no point in time.
Speaker 13: We looked Clstern even when they were up. So we
Speaker 13: accorded to Ostrige from the job done.
Speaker 4: And so talk us through your time here in Adelaide.
Speaker 4: How have you found it? You back to back premiers,
Speaker 4: it's been absolutely epic. What happens when you go home?
Speaker 4: When you go back to Jamaica for the off season,
Speaker 4: what does that look like for you?
Speaker 13: I'm going to be a bit busy home as well,
Speaker 13: as we have series coming up with England in November
Speaker 13: and we're looking to South Africa and Jamifs as well.
Speaker 13: But yeah, it's pretty busy Tony.
Speaker 5: What about as well? I think it's probably every athletes
Speaker 5: stream in a team sport to be crowned the best
Speaker 5: player for the entire season and.
Speaker 7: Win a grand final. And you've done that, Champion? How
Speaker 7: is there?
Speaker 13: Oh my god, it still feels surreal to me. I
Speaker 13: feel like I'm living a dream because, like I know,
Speaker 13: I have the capability of getting the job done, but
Speaker 13: asking for club champion was a big ass and to
Speaker 13: get that, Oh my god, that that is my entire
Speaker 13: I like for the entire Suitinis.
Speaker 4: And Luddy, how did that go down with your teammate
Speaker 4: and your fellow defender Shamira, Because you guys are just,
Speaker 4: I mean easily the best offensive combination in the world,
Speaker 4: but you pipped it at the post for the MVP.
Speaker 13: I felt like everyone knew except for myself. Samir has
Speaker 13: always been a big surprisal and so I Stilly and
Speaker 13: the others and the others in the team. I feel
Speaker 13: like it was a hard division because almost all of
Speaker 13: us had well, all of us had a good season.
Speaker 13: We knew our role coming onto the court. Getting that
Speaker 13: award over everyone else is just a fantastic feeling.
Speaker 5: And it's just Gladdy, what's the plan now for the
Speaker 5: next few days? Like, how how long do we stay
Speaker 5: in party mode for hell before your body goes no, no,
Speaker 5: no no, I need some health.
Speaker 13: Oh my god, my body was like that from the
Speaker 13: first day. I guess I've been pushing through because you
Speaker 13: want to have fun. Not often you get back to back,
Speaker 13: so you have the injury at the moment, and I'm
Speaker 13: kind of like, I'm more a quiet and so I'm
Speaker 13: doing it for my apeam to just you know, I
Speaker 13: celebrate the victory with them. So I'm already in.
Speaker 4: Well, Laddie, thank you so much for having a chat
Speaker 4: with us this morning. I don't know if you know,
Speaker 4: but my mate Hazy over here won four premierships, so
Speaker 4: she's coming for you.
Speaker 1: She is coming for you.
Speaker 5: You're you're doing it at a much higher level. But
Speaker 5: that's okay, lady.
Speaker 8: Thank you.
Speaker 13: It's a pasture being here.
Speaker 4: Well, Hazy, you have a very long and rich history
Speaker 4: of throwing your mates under the bus.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, that's true. It's all a bad sharing is caring.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so you had this to say about your very
Speaker 4: good mate Adam.
Speaker 3: Let me take you back.
Speaker 7: This kid from the country Oakland swim.
Speaker 5: There was a bloke from Banana and Queensland from my
Speaker 5: school who's even worse. He couldn't dive so he had
Speaker 5: to jump in and then push off the name of
Speaker 5: Adam Guncorp. Yeah, just an episolute. I thought it was.
Speaker 5: I mean, every single time we watched pall gunners jumping
Speaker 5: and we're like, oh, what's going on? Is doing the
Speaker 5: safety jump again?
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, it took a lot of work. It took
Speaker 4: a lot of research and the Internet and I have
Speaker 4: managed to track down Gunners.
Speaker 1: Say a very good morning to your mate Adam.
Speaker 4: Hello, Hey you going there guys than finding me Gunners?
Speaker 4: How did that feel hearing that back?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 15: Look, that's in all honestly, it's nice to hear from him.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Well, it's it's a it's a strange way to reconnect, im,
Speaker 5: I say, but it's sometimes these stories just pop into
Speaker 5: your brain. Can you confirm, Gunners, you couldn't dive? Could you?
Speaker 5: Like you you had to do the old safety jump
Speaker 5: to jump in the water in year seven?
Speaker 15: Well, look, mate, I think it's been a little bit
Speaker 15: missed and do there like it's not exactly how.
Speaker 10: You describe it.
Speaker 3: It's worse.
Speaker 15: So little country town, you know, No, you know, we
Speaker 15: didn't even have a pool for buddy mild you know,
Speaker 15: so there was no chance I could learn to dive. Obviously,
Speaker 15: as I saw it, this is my memory, I would
Speaker 15: go to the edge of the pool and squat like
Speaker 15: a duck because that's the one way i'd learned.
Speaker 12: I was like a duck.
Speaker 15: And then I'd just rolled forward and it was.
Speaker 5: And effective, really safe and affected not good for speed,
Speaker 5: but certainly.
Speaker 1: Gunn can I can I ask you this question? And
Speaker 1: it's the obvious question.
Speaker 4: You're from Queensland, mate, You're from Queensland.
Speaker 15: Yeah, but I was. I was out on a cattle property,
Speaker 15: so I was. I was a couple of hundred kilometers
Speaker 15: from water, you know, So it wasn't exactly. You know,
Speaker 15: Sunshine Coaster anywhere?
Speaker 5: Yeah, right, can we can we confirm something as well?
Speaker 5: I just I just sort of jumped out of the
Speaker 5: humble space just for a second. I was pretty sick
Speaker 5: on the diving board at school, wasn't I?
Speaker 13: Mate?
Speaker 15: You were, so let's let's go from the beginning. You
Speaker 15: were a terrible swimmer, like this guy was like the
Speaker 15: freak athlete. Everyone was so terrible at academics, terrible a
Speaker 15: lot of things, but really good at athletics. You know,
Speaker 15: he always had all an ankle or a roll, injury prone,
Speaker 15: but you know, very good athlete. And then when it
Speaker 15: came to the school swimming carnival, everyone was just so
Speaker 15: shocked that this wet looking sloth creature that would slowly move,
Speaker 15: slowly move up the pool was actually hazy. Like so
Speaker 15: he was bad at something.
Speaker 5: So we found you then, not made for the water.
Speaker 4: Before we let you go, how's he going to go
Speaker 4: diving off a ten meter platform today?
Speaker 15: Oh my god, he's going to get smoked. He'll he'll
Speaker 15: do an injury. There'll be some there'll be some swollen
Speaker 15: ankle or knee or something that will happen.
Speaker 4: I'm sure, I'm I'm going to say it, smallen naggots.
Speaker 3: I'm just going to say it.
Speaker 7: Let's see what happens.
Speaker 5: Watch this, hey gun, It's very nice to speak to you,
Speaker 5: and thank you so much for all the confidence.
Speaker 15: No worries, mate, good luck. I hope you get a
Speaker 15: perfect ten.
Speaker 5: Put your hand up here. If you're engaged or married.
Speaker 5: Two from four.
Speaker 1: That feels like an attack.
Speaker 5: Every time I run these little poles, there's always someone
Speaker 5: with the feedback. I feel attacked. Yeah, I'm not attacking anyone.
Speaker 5: It's a group team mentality. Engagement rings and selecting the
Speaker 5: engagement rings can be tough on both parties, recipient and
Speaker 5: the giver.
Speaker 4: It's a bit of a test, really, how well do
Speaker 4: you know your partner?
Speaker 1: How'd you go with Carra?
Speaker 7: Well, I'll get to it, but yeah. Controversial, okay.
Speaker 5: A woman has sparked a fearsome debate claiming that men
Speaker 5: should always pick their partner's engagement rings. In a video
Speaker 5: posted to TikTok, the woman described herself as old fashioned
Speaker 5: because she thought that it was weird that some women
Speaker 5: insist on choosing their own engagement ring. Thoughts on this line, Oh.
Speaker 4: My god, you have to look at that thing every
Speaker 4: day of your life on your finger exactly.
Speaker 1: Why would you not choose it?
Speaker 5: Do you know how embarrassing it would be for the
Speaker 5: man as well if he chose the ring. And then
Speaker 5: eventually she's like, oh, I'm just going to get it
Speaker 5: changed ever so slightly, going to say.
Speaker 4: Your taste is in your behind, you know what I mean. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I don't know any man who has gone to the
Speaker 4: trouble of spending thousands of dollars on an engagement ring
Speaker 4: without number one sort of seeing what she likes a
Speaker 4: number two going to friends or family and asking, hey,
Speaker 4: what do you think can you give me a little
Speaker 4: bit of help here?
Speaker 5: So that's probably the thing as well. You've got to
Speaker 5: do your research exactly. And what I discovered with Caara
Speaker 5: is that the shape shape is everything. I had to
Speaker 5: go circular if I did anything else but circular, like
Speaker 5: if it was a rectangle or whatever. Like I was
Speaker 5: thinking cube xiconia. She insisted on the diamond, and I
Speaker 5: was like, I don't even know the.
Speaker 4: You would have gone sterling silver if you had the chance.
Speaker 5: I'm going to go just genuine steels the steal ring
Speaker 5: with a cube xicona.
Speaker 4: I just I honestly say, this would love but you
Speaker 4: would be.
Speaker 7: So moreless.
Speaker 5: Producer Georgia, you've recently got engaged. When did you guys
Speaker 5: till the night?
Speaker 1: When did we get engaged?
Speaker 14: When did we tie the knot?
Speaker 7: Oh that's different, isn't it?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: How would you marry.
Speaker 13: Me?
Speaker 7: I'm done?
Speaker 14: We got engaged in December and he proposed me with
Speaker 14: a proposal ring, which is like one twentieth of the price,
Speaker 14: So it's one hundred bucks whatever.
Speaker 1: You go and get it from wherever you want.
Speaker 14: It means nothing, but he proposes with it so that
Speaker 14: then he doesn't disappoint me by getting me something I didn't.
Speaker 5: Want, and then you go, then you get shop for
Speaker 5: the property.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we've gone and made it together.
Speaker 7: Oh there you go.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 5: Actually I think that's quite I think that's really sensible.
Speaker 1: So that's my Christmas card? Does that make me a princess?
Speaker 3: Though I don't know.
Speaker 1: Some people think, yeah.
Speaker 4: So that's a thing a proposal ring, yeah, which.
Speaker 14: I didn't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, So it was just like.
Speaker 14: One hundred dollars like it looked like a full engagement
Speaker 14: ring cost him Like, yeah, nothing proposed with it. We
Speaker 14: will also overseas, so that way if I lost it
Speaker 14: didn't matter. Did you take photos and stuff? Like, I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 14: of course yeah. And then everyone's like, oh it's beautif.
Speaker 14: I'm like it's fake. And then he wanted me to
Speaker 14: keep it, obviously to save himself some money.
Speaker 5: Well, I was going to say, asking for mate, So
Speaker 5: what if the proposal ring turned into the real thing?
Speaker 7: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 14: I just have to take it, wouldn't I?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Right, So does that mean the proposal was real too?
Speaker 1: Or that was just fake?
Speaker 5: Yeah? No, that was real?
Speaker 1: Okay, so he's definitely.
Speaker 14: Yeah, I mean I hope. So Andre, if you're listening,
Speaker 14: is it real? Is this legit?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 5: Silence?
Speaker 7: Silence from Drake.
Speaker 5: I'm like that Arabic.
Speaker 1: Can I just say?
Speaker 4: Can you imagine Abby like with her proposal ring?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Who carries around a magnifying glass like that?
Speaker 4: Anyway, Look, I would not Okay, I'm a control freak,
Speaker 4: so yes, there would be. But I would hope that
Speaker 4: my partner knows me well enough. And also the fact
Speaker 4: that I leave, you know, or I say into his phone,
Speaker 4: beautiful twenty thousand dollar rings and he would know exactly
Speaker 4: what I want by the time he goes to God
Speaker 4: and by it.
Speaker 1: You would be a proposal ring.
Speaker 4: No, thanks, that's not for me.
Speaker 1: But for contact.
Speaker 14: He only decided seven weeks out that he was proposing,
Speaker 14: and my best friend Meg was like, you're gonna have
Speaker 14: no time, buddy, Like you don't know what she wants.
Speaker 14: He didn't know anything, and the lady at the shop
Speaker 14: was like, just get this ring, do what you need
Speaker 14: to do, and we'll sort it out later.
Speaker 1: He's not organized. He's an unorganized person. Well, your words,
Speaker 1: not mine.
Speaker 5: What he's done is he's chosen not to be a
Speaker 5: hero and get himself in strife and he is effectively
Speaker 5: conceded defeat and sometimes that's very admirable.
Speaker 7: Well done.
Speaker 4: I still said, yes, we've got friends who will Adam
Speaker 4: Cooney and his partner. Yeah, he proposed with yeah, So
Speaker 4: I mean look, I mean if it was something cute
Speaker 4: like that, I'd be fine. But yeah, bet'll be a
Speaker 4: nice ring at the end of it.
Speaker 7: Right, proposal ring or burgery?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 4: Yeah, and also just checking your still single?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 4: Correct? Okay, well hazy, it is d day for you
Speaker 4: ten meter platform diving in head first, good about it.
Speaker 7: From the ten meter?
Speaker 5: Yeah, when did we agree on this.
Speaker 7: This must have been the fine print.
Speaker 4: You agreed, You agreed, I saw you not.
Speaker 5: Oh, my big mouth was just trying to impress you.
Speaker 5: And the lesson is saying, oh, I used to be
Speaker 5: a bit of a diver back in the day at school,
Speaker 5: and here we.
Speaker 3: Are, I was so good at diving.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm not going to completely throw you to the
Speaker 4: wolves because I have gotten in touch with someone who
Speaker 4: was a former olympian at a diver synchronized no less
Speaker 4: So I would like you to say a very good
Speaker 4: morning to Rachel dutch Key.
Speaker 1: Please you know Rachel, Good morning everybody. Rachel. What could
Speaker 1: possibly go wrong?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 12: I can tell you what, guys, A lot can go wrong.
Speaker 8: I have no doubt.
Speaker 12: I believe in you, Hazy, and I believe with the
Speaker 12: confidence you have that we will be fine.
Speaker 5: Rachel.
Speaker 7: Can I just say, I'm just going to get straight
Speaker 7: to it.
Speaker 5: I told a story yesterday about how we sit stupidly
Speaker 5: and illegally jump off the Cocklebey wolf Bridge in Sydney
Speaker 5: and my mate sort of did it. Think it's about
Speaker 5: eleven or twelve meters drop. My mate did it with
Speaker 5: his legs spread and he kind of you kind of
Speaker 5: split a really special area. Is there a chance of
Speaker 5: me doing that today? If I'm not careful, not.
Speaker 12: Keep you lexy at it, It's not gonna mean. However,
Speaker 12: probably don't want to be doing what he did because
Speaker 12: you really know about it.
Speaker 4: Rach, Can I ask you this question. I'm so fascinated
Speaker 4: by divers. When you first jump off that ten meter
Speaker 4: tower and you look down, at what point does the
Speaker 4: fear go away? At what point do you think I
Speaker 4: can dive off this thing headfirst and I'm not scared.
Speaker 12: I don't believe that day ever comes. I think there's
Speaker 12: this mutual respect. It is high and things can go
Speaker 12: really wrong if you, you know, don't execute it correctly.
Speaker 12: So I think there's always that little bit of fear.
Speaker 12: Obviously the first time you do it, there's a lot
Speaker 12: of fear. But still at the end of my career,
Speaker 12: up until the day I retired, there was still that
Speaker 12: respect of fear, you know, between tend men in the water.
Speaker 12: You know, you do want to respect that because it's
Speaker 12: not nice when you hit it the wrong way.
Speaker 5: Before I get a tip off you, I've got to
Speaker 5: ask you what can go wrong? What's the worst thing
Speaker 5: that you've seen go wrong?
Speaker 1: Do you want to hear it?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I have to. I need to know.
Speaker 3: Okay, we're just.
Speaker 12: Jumping feet first, right, so like the worst is going
Speaker 12: to happen again up with a fair few bruises and
Speaker 12: pill smile did it with me once? And you ask him?
Speaker 12: He I don't even wants to talk to me anymore.
Speaker 12: Here was he was bruised for days and he was
Speaker 12: in a world of fame. So needless to say, he's
Speaker 12: not coming tomorrow because he does not like me for
Speaker 12: what I did to him. So I mean, I say,
Speaker 12: it's just bruising. But if you guys like belly flopped
Speaker 12: off the side before, it hurts, right, so ten meters up,
Speaker 12: it's very painful. So you know we're just I'll give
Speaker 12: you the you know, the tips before we go. And
Speaker 12: you know you told your body tight and you know,
Speaker 12: I'm sure we'll be fine. I really do believe in.
Speaker 5: You had your body tight.
Speaker 7: What the hell does that make?
Speaker 12: Clean all your muscles and don't go swapping slopping.
Speaker 7: I'm cleaning as we speake. I've been clenching since I
Speaker 7: found out about this die rule.
Speaker 4: Still if I don't go floppy, okay, Rach. One final
Speaker 4: question for you your beautiful boy's body and banjo. What
Speaker 4: was more painful having a diving mishap or giving birth?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 8: I think they're two very different things.
Speaker 12: I have no corn now because I've both came out
Speaker 12: the sun route. However, a mess up of ten meter
Speaker 12: is extremely painful, and you know, I felt like I
Speaker 12: was had good care with the recovery of my boys,
Speaker 12: with lots of pain relief, so that would not do bad.
Speaker 4: All right, Thank you so much for the chat and good.
Speaker 1: Luck today, So no worries.
Speaker 12: Thanks guys, see soon, Jody and Hazes.
Speaker 3: Loose Lips.
Speaker 5: I feel like the best thing about this show is
Speaker 5: if it's a learning space and we're all about trying
Speaker 5: to better ourselves and each other.
Speaker 4: Don't try and put lipstick on a pick. This is
Speaker 4: you just trying to make me listen.
Speaker 5: Good, very Dare you call yourself a pig like that?
Speaker 5: That is ridiculous? Al Right, Sometimes it sort of feels
Speaker 5: like sometimes, Josh, you hear the words coming out of
Speaker 5: our mouth, but they go in your ears and they
Speaker 5: get lost in transition.
Speaker 1: There's a lack of processing. Yes, that's okay.
Speaker 5: So this exercise is called loose lips, and it's all
Speaker 5: about lip reading. So I read some sentences to you
Speaker 5: and you have genuinely got to read my lips. We'll
Speaker 5: put some noise canceling headphones on you, and it's all
Speaker 5: about reading my lips. And what we've learned in the
Speaker 5: past is that what you're seeing is not what you're believing.
Speaker 5: If that makes sense, should we give it a crack?
Speaker 1: No overlea that let's try.
Speaker 7: Okay, I'm just.
Speaker 5: Going to turn your headphones up right now, Jodes. Can
Speaker 5: you hear anything? Can you hear anything? Joades, Yes, that
Speaker 5: means you can't hear anything. I want to climb a mountain.
Speaker 1: I want to marry you.
Speaker 5: Oh you wish jellyfish? No, not quite really okay, I
Speaker 5: want to climb a mountain.
Speaker 1: You want to climb you want?
Speaker 5: That's giving one more time. Ready, I want to climb
Speaker 5: a mountain.
Speaker 1: I want to climb a mountain.
Speaker 7: You actually did it. You're getting much better at this. Congratulations.
Speaker 5: All right, noise canceling headphones are off. How does that feel?
Speaker 1: That feels good? Is that word for word?
Speaker 7: That was word for word?
Speaker 3: Excellent?
Speaker 7: Third time through?
Speaker 5: All right, noise canceling headphones back on round two.
Speaker 7: That's a lovely shirt. Sad again, that's a lovely shirt.
Speaker 1: Is that slower?
Speaker 5: That's a lovely shirt.
Speaker 1: You love flatulence?
Speaker 5: One more, that's a lovely shirt.
Speaker 1: Thanks for the memories.
Speaker 7: Oh my gosh, you're wrong.
Speaker 5: What was it?
Speaker 7: What's it bad?
Speaker 4: Though?
Speaker 5: Good on you for channeling it in and for that
Speaker 5: boy it was. That's a lovely shirt. Okay, Round three
Speaker 5: and the final one. All right, Norse canceling headphones are
Speaker 5: now officially on. Let's go, Big Bird roade a bicycle.
Speaker 1: Something about my boobs?
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, Big Bird rode a bicycle.
Speaker 1: Big Berther has boobs?
Speaker 7: What it's sort of in the same.
Speaker 1: Big Berther is in the golf club.
Speaker 5: Well, just it. You know that this is legit because
Speaker 5: of the level of Jodie's voice.
Speaker 7: All right, last one, last one.
Speaker 5: Big Bird rode a bicycle.
Speaker 1: Big Bird rode a bicycle.
Speaker 7: You're on five.
Speaker 1: I am getting good at this.
Speaker 5: Okay, so you're getting so good at that? Should we
Speaker 5: switch this around?
Speaker 1: I think so.
Speaker 5: It's up to you who you nominate next. You can
Speaker 5: nominate me or news reader Abbey.
Speaker 1: Let's get you to do it.
Speaker 5: I can do it, sweet, Okay, something about flat once