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Speaker 1: We've absolutely lost the plot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I think we should just shut up and
Speaker 2: deal me in. Do let's go.
Speaker 1: Ro oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah? So right? So like I'm thinking like right or flush?
Speaker 2: What's yours? And what have you been getting made for?
Speaker 1: What we've been working on here?
Speaker 3: If a little play hello Scrollers. It is I the
Speaker 3: one true Glamoras on here. Please be upstanding for the
Speaker 3: Royal Flush mad to.
Speaker 1: Tell them who is that? It's the Queen. I love it.
Speaker 1: I love it, so I said on our last Close
Speaker 1: Friends episode.
Speaker 2: The Queens in the Dead Queen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we got her to do it before.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I want to have some like jingles and stuff like
Speaker 1: that in our episodes, not only for the Royal Flush
Speaker 1: and Close Friends, but for other little things that we
Speaker 1: can introduce as well. So I love that.
Speaker 2: How is that a queen AI generated voice? Can we
Speaker 2: have someone like you know how Nova? It's like, hey,
Speaker 2: it's Katy Perry and you're listening to Nova. I want
Speaker 2: that AI generated like Katy Perry's Nathan Foley.
Speaker 1: We got her to say lots ready. Are we allowed
Speaker 1: to do this though? That's what I'm wondering AI, Yeah, Bridgeton.
Speaker 3: Scrolls, it is I the one true Glamors on here.
Speaker 3: I have taken time away from the Pope is at
Speaker 3: the Workers Club to this important message. Please be upstanding
Speaker 3: for the Royal Flush Bridge Matt tell them.
Speaker 1: I fucking love it. I love it. I love it
Speaker 1: be that long like like every episode. I love it.
Speaker 2: But for the oh, we can't talk about that, no,
Speaker 2: but for that thing that we're talking about behind the scenes,
Speaker 2: we're going to a long one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, anyway, I love it.
Speaker 2: Welcome, Welcome, Welcome to High Scrollers UK. I am feeling
Speaker 2: very royal and very elegant today. Also Queen Elizabeth saying
Speaker 2: she's the one true Glamazon. Get fuck Grandma, She's no way.
Speaker 2: I mean, the style was camp, but the attitude was
Speaker 2: naf that's all all.
Speaker 1: Sime, any of what I just thought, Matt. Another thing
Speaker 1: that we need to do in the studio is sometimes
Speaker 1: like just for certain occasions, we need to dress up. Okay,
Speaker 1: like because just then when you were saying, and we've
Speaker 1: listened to that and you're going welcome, Welcome, I was
Speaker 1: picturing us in like bridgeton gowns. Let's fun.
Speaker 2: But I feel like that's like a season two of
Speaker 2: the pod when then the podcast is getting put on
Speaker 2: YouTube as well or something like that, and.
Speaker 1: Like so funny hearing gowns.
Speaker 2: Yeah, fucking fun. I'll do that if it, like is
Speaker 2: worth it, because right now we cut up one or
Speaker 2: two videos a week. Yeah, I'm not to them for
Speaker 2: glam hair and makeup, but.
Speaker 1: We could just be normal casual, but than in a
Speaker 1: costume just for fun. I want to have some more fun. Okay, same,
Speaker 1: This can be as fun as you'd like it to be.
Speaker 2: Okay, I organize it. I'll show up, all right. Fine,
Speaker 2: I don't want to go to the base ware house
Speaker 2: to get a bloody bridge and dressing.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, base Wearhouse, can you please give us some
Speaker 1: free ship?
Speaker 2: Do they still exist?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I do love a base Weare.
Speaker 1: House ko base Wearhouse, base wear House.
Speaker 2: You've never been to a baseware house?
Speaker 1: No? What's that?
Speaker 2: It was only a central coasing No, because I went
Speaker 2: to one in Alexandria. Base Weare House.
Speaker 1: It's like like costumes and shit, well they've got like.
Speaker 2: A party section, but it's one of those just it's
Speaker 2: like an elevated Hot Dollar. Gotcha. Yeah, yeah, you've got
Speaker 2: nicer things in the baseware house. You can get real
Speaker 2: coastal nice. You know, you go to Hot Dollar, you
Speaker 2: just have a clock.
Speaker 1: You remember Hot Dollar? And I think even before Hot Dollar,
Speaker 1: it was just called the one dollar shop and everything
Speaker 1: was quite literally a dollar. There was one a Jasmine
Speaker 1: shopping center in newc PL.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: I used to fucking love going there, get a little
Speaker 1: figurine of a tiger.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I love all of the different Oh, I've
Speaker 2: got a good thing. Hang on, I'll get to that
Speaker 2: in a second. But the Hot Dollar I love that.
Speaker 2: It's like Hot Dollar or one dollar store. And now
Speaker 2: there's Smart Dollar, and then there's.
Speaker 1: They're no longer one dollar. Yeah, they can't different, they
Speaker 1: can't justify it anymore. But back in the day, I
Speaker 1: miss it actually being one dollar for everything.
Speaker 2: Okay, my cousin did this really cool thing. We're coming
Speaker 2: up to Christmas soon and my cousin did this really
Speaker 2: cool thing with my nephew last year for Christmas where
Speaker 2: she took him into like a Hot Dollar or a
Speaker 2: dollar store of some sort and he and she said, okay,
Speaker 2: you have to go around. He's only he was only
Speaker 2: three years old at the time. So it was like,
Speaker 2: you have to go around and pick a present for
Speaker 2: everyone from the dollar store and it has to be
Speaker 2: you know, from you and buy whatever you want, which
Speaker 2: is a great cheap effective way to like get the
Speaker 2: kid to buy presents for everyone. And also it's it
Speaker 2: was fun and it was funny. The point is he
Speaker 2: went round and he like found things, and then was like,
Speaker 2: this is going to be for Uncle Maddie. And then
Speaker 2: you know, she then gave it to me on the
Speaker 2: day or he gave it to me on the day,
Speaker 2: and it was actually like, I mean, I got this
Speaker 2: fucking sleep mask that was rainbow and fluffy and just
Speaker 2: I'm never going to use it in my life, but
Speaker 2: I actually cherish it, cherish it so much. Cherish a show,
Speaker 2: mar cherish a show, mush And if I wasn't a
Speaker 2: Bridgeton dress, that would have been really funny.
Speaker 1: And you are, people don't know what we're wearing right now,
Speaker 1: like we could be in the Bridgeton dresses and I'm
Speaker 1: just saying that.
Speaker 2: And so Sky got this like leopard head with a
Speaker 2: pop plant in it, like a little plant in it,
Speaker 2: which you know, I mean I do the.
Speaker 1: Dollar stores always have so many animal figurines. I like dolphins.
Speaker 2: But it was like the best part of Christmas. So
Speaker 2: any mom's out there, if you've got young kids, that's
Speaker 2: something a bit different you could do. Steal my cousin's
Speaker 2: idea because it definitely brought a lot of fun. And
Speaker 2: of course this ugly little leopard plan to thing that
Speaker 2: like never.
Speaker 1: Your house did I see it? Yeah, I did see that.
Speaker 1: It's on the TV.
Speaker 2: But how random is that? Like that makes no sense
Speaker 2: in my house? Right? Like it makes it.
Speaker 1: I noticed it. I didn't say anything. It was like this.
Speaker 2: Question, Yeah, questionable, right, but of course, like I would
Speaker 2: never have that in my house. But because he gave
Speaker 2: me that ugly little plant, yeah, of course I'm putting
Speaker 2: it on display in my house. So it was really nice.
Speaker 2: But I'm excited for Christmas this year and I'm like
Speaker 2: ready for it to be Christmas.
Speaker 1: Okay. I literally wanted to talk to you about this
Speaker 1: because I saw your story last night and you said,
Speaker 1: how the fuck is it Monday tomorrow already? And I
Speaker 1: feel the same in my mind. The year is over,
Speaker 1: like anything new we want to do at work, forget
Speaker 1: about it, We'll do it next year, like it's our
Speaker 1: calendar's a fool, Like it's fucking September then it's October.
Speaker 1: It's basically Christmas. And on your story last night, you
Speaker 1: said I may as well put my Christmas tree up now,
Speaker 1: and that got me really excited. Matt, Yeah, because I
Speaker 1: have bought my very first Christmas tree, very.
Speaker 2: Very first, so I've never had one fr So.
Speaker 1: I had one really shit one maybe six or seven
Speaker 1: years ago, but just from Kmart and it was, you know,
Speaker 1: like the all white one that they came out with
Speaker 1: and it had like three storks coming out of it.
Speaker 1: I got that and it was only like mini, but
Speaker 1: I got it because I had to do something with
Speaker 1: a brand and I needed to have a Christmas tree
Speaker 1: in it. I don't remember what brand it was. So
Speaker 1: I had that tree that year, but only for the
Speaker 1: purpose of I did some sponsored content around Christmas. And
Speaker 1: then since then, like I've never had a Christmas tree otherwise,
Speaker 1: I don't think, like since I was a kid and
Speaker 1: lived at home. But then this year I just thought,
Speaker 1: fuck it, I'm gonna get fully into it and I'm
Speaker 1: going to have a Christmas tree and I'm going to
Speaker 1: decorate it. And so I bought it in the end
Speaker 1: of financial year sales this year from that bolls.
Speaker 2: Awesome Hill Hill. Thank God, I was just about That's
Speaker 2: My next question was where to get it from? Was
Speaker 2: it Balsom Hill?
Speaker 1: Yeah? So apparently Balsom Hill is like the Christmas tree
Speaker 1: of all Christmas trees. They've got heaps. So I got
Speaker 1: like a really nice, big fat one off.
Speaker 2: There the mental last of lifetime, they are like two
Speaker 2: thousand dollars, So how much did yours come to? Like
Speaker 2: twelve hundred?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like twelve to fourteen hundred, but that
Speaker 1: was like with however much percent off for the end
Speaker 1: of financial year sales, but I think it was like
Speaker 1: two thousand and something. But I just figured, fuck it,
Speaker 1: I'm going to get into it and then we're going
Speaker 1: to have that forever. And I think, I don't know
Speaker 1: if they come with a lifetime warranty, is it ten
Speaker 1: years or something, but they come with a really long
Speaker 1: warranty as well, So even though it's expensive, you're gonna
Speaker 1: have it forever.
Speaker 2: Kind of. I know it's so ridiculous, but I will
Speaker 2: say I think. I mean, I don't have one, but
Speaker 2: my plan is to buy one for myself eventually. I
Speaker 2: just haven't been able to buy the bullet and spend
Speaker 2: two grand on a fact.
Speaker 1: Well, wait for sales, wait for the year sales, or
Speaker 1: I'm sure they'll do like the day yeah, boxing day,
Speaker 1: and I'm really excited. It's just sitting in my shed
Speaker 1: right now, but I can't wait to get it out
Speaker 1: and put together. And I got the one really, yes.
Speaker 2: Oh you're speaking my language.
Speaker 1: Led like lights in the end of the storks, so
Speaker 1: it's not even like lights dangling down, it's just in
Speaker 1: the stalks kind of thing. So you don't have to
Speaker 1: plug any lights into it, and I don't want to
Speaker 1: wrap fucking lights around. And so then just recently I've
Speaker 1: been going on Pinterest and looking up different styles of
Speaker 1: Christmas tree decorating and I think I know what theme
Speaker 1: I want to go with, and maybe you because yours
Speaker 1: is really camp it isn't.
Speaker 2: Well, it depends each year. I try and do something different.
Speaker 2: Last year's Christmas tree was disco ball themed because Dancing
Speaker 2: Queen was coming, yes, and everything was disco ball, which
Speaker 2: was just freaking magnificent. And now we have one hundred
Speaker 2: disco balls in my house. But this year we'll probably
Speaker 2: do something different.
Speaker 1: Well, this year, I think I want to do bows
Speaker 1: made out of ribbon, nice, you know, and it's just
Speaker 1: covered in like not big bows, but just picture like
Speaker 1: a normal piece of ribbon. I just want to buy
Speaker 1: lots of rolls of ribbon and make lots of skinny
Speaker 1: bows scattered all over it. And then I also really
Speaker 1: like I think it was in last year, it's like
Speaker 1: the long stringy tinsel. Yes, like I love that as well. Yes,
Speaker 1: so I'm thinking bows and tinsel and nothing else. Do
Speaker 1: you have a star at the top of yours?
Speaker 2: Yes? Did by one. I just bought one from Target though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna need to get a start.
Speaker 2: I get real into it. I need the led but
Speaker 2: they need to be with the white light. I don't
Speaker 2: like the warm light, and I don't like contrasting different
Speaker 2: colored lights. White light which looked great with the disco balls.
Speaker 2: And I had the stringy tinsel as well. And I
Speaker 2: even had stringy tinsel disco ball tinsel, and so it
Speaker 2: was all together and oh my god, the house would
Speaker 2: light up a golden hour every afternoon, disco balls everywhere.
Speaker 2: If you have never done a disco ball tree, maybe
Speaker 2: this year is the year. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm excited, like I've never never gotten into this besides
Speaker 1: that one time I had the thin km up tree. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So I'm just really excited. I really want to get
Speaker 1: into it.
Speaker 2: I've seen these, I think they're called knobbies k and
Speaker 2: ob e z yeah, and they are decorative doorknobs that
Speaker 2: wrap around you're already existing doorknobs. They are so cool
Speaker 2: and like definitely would be a royal flush of mine.
Speaker 2: It's like they do like candy cane door door handles
Speaker 2: and things like that, what for.
Speaker 1: Your front of your house or just throughout your.
Speaker 2: Hand throughout your house, like your kitchen cupboards and stuff that,
Speaker 2: So all your handles then turn into candy canes or
Speaker 2: like buttons or gingerbread buttons and yeah, so fun. Like
Speaker 2: I just I think I might need to get into
Speaker 2: the knobbies. I think is how you and nobbies. But
Speaker 2: I was saying, yeah, as you said on my story
Speaker 2: about it, you know Christmas trade bula, the amount of people.
Speaker 1: When do you put yourself by the way, is it
Speaker 1: November or New December.
Speaker 2: My whole life was like first of December vibes. But
Speaker 2: I think the more we can enjoy Christmas, the better
Speaker 2: you go first. I'm going first in November this year, surely.
Speaker 2: But I was saying, like, I want to put up
Speaker 2: the Christmas tree because I'm just done for this year.
Speaker 2: And I had so many people message me and go,
Speaker 2: what amount Halloween? What about Halloween?
Speaker 1: Halloween?
Speaker 2: Don't write here right now? Halloween Halloween.
Speaker 1: I hate it.
Speaker 3: I Halloween.
Speaker 2: I couldn't think of anything worse than Halloween. Can't do it.
Speaker 1: Sorry.
Speaker 2: If you love Halloween, get stuffed. I can't be bothered.
Speaker 2: First of all, it's probably because I grew up in
Speaker 2: a fat free household, so we weren't allowed to do
Speaker 2: Halloween because god forbid, I was bringing chocolates and.
Speaker 1: The house did Halloween or trick or treating.
Speaker 2: My mum would be telling me, oh, you never know
Speaker 2: what they're putting in there. They're putting syringes in the chocolate,
Speaker 2: and they're putting they're putting drugs in the chocolate to
Speaker 2: kill you. That was the thing that my mum used
Speaker 2: to tell me and couldn't go and get it. My
Speaker 2: dad hates Halloween, thinks, you know, that's a stupid American
Speaker 2: traditional whatever. I don't know. He never really explained it
Speaker 2: to me. I just every time I was younger and
Speaker 2: I go, why did you talk with Halloween? We're not
Speaker 2: doing that, And that was the end of that conversation.
Speaker 2: And then now on top of that, Mom never had
Speaker 2: any money to get me any costumes if I was
Speaker 2: invited to Halloween party or something, so I'd always just
Speaker 2: show up to Halloween parties in like a costume that
Speaker 2: was clearly something else. But I just have to say
Speaker 2: I was like, for example, I literally just like went
Speaker 2: and bought like a red tablecloth from Kmar, like one
Speaker 2: of those plastic red tablecloth, wrapped it around me like
Speaker 2: a cape, and said, I'm the devil, like that's what
Speaker 2: I was doing. That's what I was doing. But I
Speaker 2: I think as well, it banged my birthday at the
Speaker 2: end of October. You know, I hate because last year
Speaker 2: when I was planning to planning my birthday celebrations, so
Speaker 2: many people, like so many things were booked out on
Speaker 2: the weekend that I wanted my birthday on because it
Speaker 2: was Halloween. And then I was like, it wasn't even
Speaker 2: the same like date, but I was like, it's I
Speaker 2: think it was like the twenty eighth. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: I'd like to host a dinner at your restaurant that night,
Speaker 2: and they were like, sorry, that's our Halloween. Nay, we're
Speaker 2: fully booked.
Speaker 1: And I just think Halloween isn't cute either, like the
Speaker 1: fucking cobwebs and spiders and fucking orange. Sorry I'm with
Speaker 1: you on that. I will say, I like, I do
Speaker 1: like any opportunity to go to a dress up party,
Speaker 1: and I feel like Halloween is the only option really
Speaker 1: unless like one of your friends is having a dress
Speaker 1: up party. Like I like the element of dressing up.
Speaker 1: But I just think every year Halloween tries to get
Speaker 1: a bit bigger in Australia and it just doesn't. So
Speaker 1: just give up.
Speaker 2: I think it does though, I think it has.
Speaker 1: Gotten bigger and bigger.
Speaker 2: It's definitely produces people. I'm presenting more. Remember didn't we
Speaker 2: talk about this last year? People as many more on Halloween.
Speaker 2: But also I think we may have forgotten to factoring
Speaker 2: because it was the start of the cost of living
Speaker 2: crisis back then, so we forgot to factor in that
Speaker 2: things have probably gone through the roof as well. But yeah,
Speaker 2: I think I'm I'm kind of like it's a bit
Speaker 2: Gretchen Wiener's like, it's like, stop trying to make Halloween happen. Sorry,
Speaker 2: bahum bag or baham bag you know hate Halloween. But
Speaker 2: that's just me. I don't care what you do with
Speaker 2: your life, you know what I do care about? Sorry?
Speaker 2: Actually do I can? I be bothered? What I just
Speaker 2: remember last Halloween, I was driving around on Halloween night
Speaker 2: and I was where was I somewhere random marubro or something,
Speaker 2: and I just remember I was driving and it was
Speaker 2: Halloween nights. All the kids were dressed up and just
Speaker 2: and just fuck when I was a child. Sorry, I
Speaker 2: love when you go.
Speaker 4: Like you're getting ready to go into a massive ret.
Speaker 4: Just fucking look at you, Zeby, You're about to go
Speaker 4: on and fucking rant and just what are you gonna
Speaker 4: rant about?
Speaker 1: Go on? Matt children?
Speaker 2: The kids. The kids were all dressed up in all
Speaker 2: their outfits, running across the road in front of me car.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking, duh, look at me, I'm gonna runway down?
Speaker 2: Where are your parents? Like when I was younger, my
Speaker 2: mum would not let my hand go no where I was.
Speaker 2: I was strapped in the stroller. I was not going anywhere.
Speaker 2: I was not able to There's six year old fucking
Speaker 2: thoor hole. Can sparda man running in front thinking their
Speaker 2: superheroes running in front of UK are invincible? Apparently Thankfully,
Speaker 2: it was a forty zone, so I was so going
Speaker 2: thirty five anyway, so that's fine. But I just couldn't
Speaker 2: believe the kids running around And I just hate see.
Speaker 1: I hate when the treaters come to my house because
Speaker 1: my two dogs think that they are like the biggest
Speaker 1: dogs in the world. So if anyone knocks it out
Speaker 1: front door, Sneaky and Peanut just go running screaming, barking
Speaker 1: at the front door, and then I have to like
Speaker 1: awkwardly sort of open it a crack and try and
Speaker 1: like kick them back to be like move because they're
Speaker 1: putting their nosing on fucking Psycho. So my house isn't
Speaker 1: a good house people to come to the front door
Speaker 1: because of the dogs. Yeah, so I usually just put
Speaker 1: out a bowl of lollies and just go and refill
Speaker 1: it every now and then.
Speaker 2: But then you got the people who just steal the
Speaker 2: whole bowl.
Speaker 1: Well what if I opened the door this year and
Speaker 1: I say trick, Like, yeah, if you go trick or
Speaker 1: treatka trick fucking show me a trick. Well, they say
Speaker 1: trick or treat, So I picked trick.
Speaker 2: But you're the one giving a treat.
Speaker 1: But there's saying tree, you're the.
Speaker 2: One giving a treat, So wouldn't you have to be
Speaker 2: the one doing a trick? Well you say here's a
Speaker 2: trick and throw an egg at them.
Speaker 1: No, I actually saw a TikTok last night.
Speaker 4: I sent it to you, Matt a girl, Yeah, and
Speaker 4: I just pissed myself for some reason.
Speaker 2: However, egged someone's house. Yeah, yeah, same.
Speaker 1: And we used to go egging when we were like
Speaker 1: seventeen and we had like or someone had their peas.
Speaker 1: So then you'd plan to go egging, and you would
Speaker 1: go to Cole's before and get the cutt and then
Speaker 1: I remember we'd always be so scared of the person
Speaker 1: working at Cole's. But you can't buy this, They're gonna care,
Speaker 1: They're gonna know where egging this whole fucking scary thing.
Speaker 2: But also like, how how sad that we did that,
Speaker 2: because the whole thing was you wouldn't just like you
Speaker 2: wouldn't egg random You're going to say regandom houses.
Speaker 1: Like what did I say that time? Frog and rog
Speaker 1: and frat.
Speaker 2: I don't know frog or a rat, frat or a rog,
Speaker 2: I don't know frat. Anyway, where was I going with that? Oh?
Speaker 2: Because you know, back in high school, it'd be like, oh,
Speaker 2: he was caught texting on Snapchat with some other girl,
Speaker 2: let's go eggie's house. And we would, but then we
Speaker 2: would realistically, it's actually the girl, it's actually the parents
Speaker 2: that have to deal with that.
Speaker 1: So that's not no it's fucking shit.
Speaker 2: And I remember one time I was carrying the case
Speaker 2: of forty eight.
Speaker 1: Eggs we had the big I got the twelve pack.
Speaker 2: And we were walking and then the neighbors of the
Speaker 2: house who were egging came home and he jumps out
Speaker 2: of the car and comes up to me and goes,
Speaker 2: you aren't abowt to egg my fucking house, are you?
Speaker 2: And that is one of those memories that like, I
Speaker 2: think about how awkward that was always cringe, Like I
Speaker 2: go back to it.
Speaker 1: Matt, I've got one of those memories too, exactly like
Speaker 1: that that I'll never forgets. So when we were kids,
Speaker 1: we grew up with our next door neighbors that we
Speaker 1: lived next door to for like eight years or whatever,
Speaker 1: and they had kids our age as well. So we
Speaker 1: were just all best friends, like hanging out every day.
Speaker 1: And this was just when you only had a home phone.
Speaker 1: I would have been like six or seven at the time,
Speaker 1: and this is when we used to do prank calls
Speaker 1: on the home phone. Do you remember doing prank calls
Speaker 1: from the home phone? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Ah, I used to, like be I used to hog
Speaker 2: the home phone, Like I'd get home from school and
Speaker 2: call my friend and we just sit on the phone
Speaker 2: like wired to the wall for hours, like I've just
Speaker 2: seen you all day, and then I'm just like, mom,
Speaker 2: I'm calling Nathan, and then we just and then his
Speaker 2: mom and answer.
Speaker 1: For all of your all of your parents out there.
Speaker 1: I really feel for you, and I guess I see
Speaker 1: it differently from like my parents' perspective now, Like we've
Speaker 1: been at school all day, with our friends all fucking day,
Speaker 1: and then you know how you would plot with your
Speaker 1: friend that when the mom's come to fucking get you,
Speaker 1: that you're gonna be like, Okay, I'm gonna ask your
Speaker 1: mom because she will be more than likely just say
Speaker 1: yes to me, but not do you kind of thing,
Speaker 1: and then you'd go, please can I go over to
Speaker 1: Lannie's house? And then your mom is just like no,
Speaker 1: like why did we so desperately want to go and
Speaker 1: hang out with our friends after we've fucking been with
Speaker 1: them all day and annoy the parents in the mean time,
Speaker 1: like then they've got to come get us later. Dinner
Speaker 1: plans and fucking change like no. One of her parents
Speaker 1: were always like no, you're not doing that, And then
Speaker 1: you have an absolute milkdown even though you're going to
Speaker 1: see them the next day. Grow the fuck up, like
Speaker 1: I get it now from the parents' perspective, and I
Speaker 1: feel for all of your parents out there, just saying. Anyway,
Speaker 1: back to my story with the home phone calling. We
Speaker 1: were prank calling our next door daighbors. And this was
Speaker 1: around the time that they introduced one eight hundred reverse
Speaker 1: and so we couldn't put our home phone on private.
Speaker 1: But we were prank calling next door and I think
Speaker 1: the dad's name was Bob. Bob kept answering, and then
Speaker 1: we were just being stupid and hanging up and do
Speaker 1: it again and again, and then on the last time
Speaker 1: that we did it, because for some reason we prank
Speaker 1: called a million times, he didn't answer. And remember if
Speaker 1: you didn't answer, you could then one eight hundred reverse
Speaker 1: and it would call the number that you missed or whatever.
Speaker 1: So then our home phone rang, and I remember I
Speaker 1: had the cordless phone in my bedroom and so I
Speaker 1: quickly answered it because I didn't want Mum to hear it.
Speaker 1: I was like hello, and then Bob pranked us and
Speaker 1: he goes, Oho, this is Newcastle Police and he fully
Speaker 1: I thought it was the fucking police, and I shat
Speaker 1: myself I'm like, I'm going to jail, like mom's gonna
Speaker 1: find out. And it was just one of those things
Speaker 1: that I've never forgotten when my neighbor pranked me and
Speaker 1: said that he was from Newcastle Police.
Speaker 2: Were the neighbors kids over with you though, I don't know,
Speaker 2: in your bedroom by yourself.
Speaker 1: No, I don't know. They must have been involved in
Speaker 1: or maybe we were trying to prank them.
Speaker 2: But also, why were you pranking your neighbors? I don't know.
Speaker 2: It was funny, Oh my god, not you Newcastle Police?
Speaker 1: And I thought that was really the police and that
Speaker 1: Bob had dobbed us in or something. I also saw
Speaker 1: a really funny video that I just want to share
Speaker 1: as well with you because it just ties into this
Speaker 1: childhood thing. Okay, I'm going to play it all for you.
Speaker 1: And this is like POV telling your mum you have
Speaker 1: growing pains as a kid.
Speaker 3: Mom, what I can't get to sleep?
Speaker 5: I think I have growing.
Speaker 2: Growing. You come up with this shit that's not really
Speaker 2: your fucking foot foot all. You're not growing Jesus, wasn't
Speaker 2: it the parents telling us growing pains existed? Though?
Speaker 4: I don't know, but that skit just made me piss
Speaker 4: myself because why did.
Speaker 1: We do that? Like at any time he would go
Speaker 1: into our parents' room to wake them up, to tell.
Speaker 2: Them something a nightmare and have to go and sleep
Speaker 2: in between, which now as an adult, I go, my
Speaker 2: parents must have hated me coming in and sleeping in
Speaker 2: the middle of both. There's already no room in the
Speaker 2: bed and suddenly there's a third human being in it
Speaker 2: and just.
Speaker 1: Going into the your mom's room, like creating the mom.
Speaker 1: I feel imagine like, sorry, this is this sounds bad.
Speaker 2: But like I just think all the time about like
Speaker 2: my life, and you know, sometimes I'm like, oh fuck,
Speaker 2: this is a bit shit, or this aspect of it's
Speaker 2: a bit shared, or I'm struggling with this. I think
Speaker 2: imagine evident child, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I'm looking up at three am to say I've got
Speaker 1: growing pains, or I had a scary dream.
Speaker 2: Fuck off, I can't think of anything worse. Oh my god. Anyway,
Speaker 2: once again, I feel like it's a close friend's episode.
Speaker 2: When I was like, are we going to start the episode?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: When do we start this episode? When did we hit record?
Speaker 2: We're talking about the jingles?
Speaker 1: Bloody hell yeah, Well that's been in another episode done
Speaker 1: in dusted. I didn't even say good morning today, do
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? What's happened? We've gone rod,
Speaker 1: We've changed the format.
Speaker 2: But we've got to do our royal flush. Okay, well
Speaker 2: we probably won't have any time to do make topics today,
Speaker 2: but we need to do our royal flush. Okay, we'll
Speaker 2: put a little break in here, Hannah, and we'll be
Speaker 2: back in a second.
Speaker 3: Please be upstanding for the royal flush.
Speaker 1: Well, let's get on to the royal flush of the week,
Speaker 1: which we are going to have a jingle for very soon. Okay,
Speaker 1: maybe we did put it in. Well, I've got an
Speaker 1: anti royal flush. Do you want to go first, Matt
Speaker 1: or do you want me?
Speaker 2: I think mine can go further places.
Speaker 1: Okay, well let me just tell you mine.
Speaker 2: There you go yours.
Speaker 1: So I've got an anti royal flush because I have
Speaker 1: seen something on the internet lately that's been all over
Speaker 1: my FYP. I hate sometimes how easy it is to
Speaker 1: get on a FYP. If you watch one video of
Speaker 1: one topic, then it's going to go oh you like that,
Speaker 1: I'm going to keep showing it to you. And I've
Speaker 1: ended up on cave exploring TikTok.
Speaker 2: You know, I got hold down and say not interested.
Speaker 1: I know, but then I kind of like, I kind
Speaker 1: of love I do, I do, I do? Okay, I
Speaker 1: hate people, Okay, me too.
Speaker 2: I'm so glad we're on the same pagereon.
Speaker 1: I hate people that go cave exploring. Oh why because
Speaker 1: I keep seeing the cave diving exploring videos on TikTok
Speaker 1: of the ones that have gone wrong, the ones where
Speaker 1: they get stuck and they're crawling through a crevice this
Speaker 1: big upside down arms first or something, And that's the
Speaker 1: side of TikTok that I'm on, and I just think,
Speaker 1: who the fuck would enjoy this? Like, okay, so I'm
Speaker 1: yeah on cave explorer's TikTok gone wrong, Like that's what
Speaker 1: the videos and the videos it's not obviously real, but
Speaker 1: it's like the diagram of like where they were going
Speaker 1: and then the awkward bend and then their leg gets
Speaker 1: stuck upside down. Why there is so many fun activities
Speaker 1: to do that are way less dangerous than exploring in
Speaker 1: a fucking cave.
Speaker 2: You know what I saw the other day as well,
Speaker 2: speaking of it's on the same kind of tangent as
Speaker 2: this is. You know, how the deep sea videos are
Speaker 2: really scary? Did you see that the other day? There
Speaker 2: was that video that was like proving that the deep
Speaker 2: sea videos are only scary because they use that song
Speaker 2: that's like yoh yeah. So it was like the same video,
Speaker 2: but then they just put like Zara Larson's Symphony over
Speaker 2: the top. I was like, I just want not be
Speaker 2: proud of yourself on it, and the boat is rocking
Speaker 2: just like it is with a yo.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But I was like, oh, this is so camp. So
Speaker 2: it is the song because I've watched some of these
Speaker 2: not cave explorers. But has that guy come up on
Speaker 2: your for you page? I do. I'm getting a bit
Speaker 2: of deja vu right now. I think we've spoken about
Speaker 2: this on the podcast before. Have you seen that guy
Speaker 2: that like searches underneath like Westfield Tugra on the Central Coast.
Speaker 1: But how is he getting under this?
Speaker 2: I don't know, Like full on, there's like he goes
Speaker 2: through a drain, then through another bit, through another bit,
Speaker 2: and there's this whole like city kind of thing underneath
Speaker 2: and there's like here. Well I don't think so. I
Speaker 2: think it's trespassing, but it's so cool but scary to
Speaker 2: see the videos, but he'll go down and like one
Speaker 2: piece of string, like one piece of rope, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: if that rope breaks, like you are literally stuck like
Speaker 2: in meters and meters below the ground. And then anyway,
Speaker 2: I think his brother is like posting videos online because
Speaker 2: the guy who usually searches under all these underground things
Speaker 2: has gone missing. Now, yes, and he's assumed to be
Speaker 2: down there somewhere, and I don't know if he's been
Speaker 2: found yet or not. With the four U page, sometimes
Speaker 2: videos come up from ten months ago, you know, so
Speaker 2: I don't know, but he was searching, like the searches underground,
Speaker 2: like bunkers and things, and apparently under Westfield Tugo there's
Speaker 2: like so much stuff under there that like it looks
Speaker 2: like he reckons. It's x X training grounds for something.
Speaker 2: I don't know. It feels like the Hunger Games, but
Speaker 2: I don't know. That's just what I've been seeing and
Speaker 2: I would want to do that if I could guarantee
Speaker 2: I could get out, and I just don't think you could.
Speaker 1: I remember when we were in primary school we went
Speaker 1: to Bathurst and the Jenolan Caves are there, Yeah, and
Speaker 1: that was really cool, like when you walk in, it's
Speaker 1: all that big open cave and you can see like
Speaker 1: all the things dripping down. But then there was this
Speaker 1: bit that we went in that was a tight squeeze,
Speaker 1: like you walk through some wall and then yeah, and
Speaker 1: then you'd have to turn sideways and it was like
Speaker 1: scraping against your chest and your back, and then like
Speaker 1: I think you had to crawl for a bit, and
Speaker 1: I remember I freaked out and like asked to get
Speaker 1: out like halfway through.
Speaker 2: So do you reckon? You're claustrophobic?
Speaker 1: Surely anyone is claustrophobic if you're in a fucking cave.
Speaker 2: Nah, I don't reckon.
Speaker 1: So you would like going, would you go cave exploring?
Speaker 2: Yes, but not underwater cave exploring or anything to do
Speaker 2: with water, because they'd be scared to drown in a cave.
Speaker 1: But like these videos that I've been seeing, there's ones
Speaker 1: obviously where they've got stuck and then water has risen,
Speaker 1: which is fucked, like that's my worst nightmare. But there's
Speaker 1: even ones where there's no water, but they like crawl
Speaker 1: down head first and then they're stuck and they can't
Speaker 1: get back up or keep going forward, Like can you
Speaker 1: imagine that, Like, I just don't know why anyone would
Speaker 1: want to put themselves in that situation. Like, there's a
Speaker 1: lot of other hobbies you can do, yea.
Speaker 2: So it's like cliff diving, Oh no, where you just
Speaker 2: jump off the side of cliff and then put your
Speaker 2: arms out and the wings come out.
Speaker 1: N see. I'm anti Like I would never do bungee jumping.
Speaker 1: I would never jump out of a plane. I would
Speaker 1: never do anything, really, would.
Speaker 2: You like yes or no? Like, yeah, I would, but
Speaker 2: I wouldn't actually invest time into making it happen, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean. Like, I'm like, yeah, I go skydiving,
Speaker 2: but I think I just can't be bothered actually going skydiving.
Speaker 1: That her to go out of the airport, shafdy.
Speaker 2: Shit, You've got to get in the planet and you
Speaker 2: got to fly up for forty five minutes. I will
Speaker 2: never And also it's you're strapped to the back of
Speaker 2: someone else or whatever, Yeah, get off me. Let me
Speaker 2: jump by myself. I know how to open on a parachute. Love,
Speaker 2: you know, I don't need your help.
Speaker 1: Nah. I will never do any of those things. I'll
Speaker 1: never go cave exploring.
Speaker 2: So when I went to Genolan, Caves. You want to
Speaker 2: know what's funny is we went in two thousand and
Speaker 2: six for the Year six excursion went out to Jenolan Caves.
Speaker 1: Gorgeous.
Speaker 2: Now. I bought a little orange juice that day, little
Speaker 2: Sun Sunny Valley orange Juice. I think Sun Valley Orange Juice,
Speaker 2: whatever it was. I don't think they're in production anymore.
Speaker 2: Because what I did was there was a little water
Speaker 2: station in Genolan Caves. There's like a natural tap.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember it was beautiful by the way, like
Speaker 1: when you walked in, it was like wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And so they've got this part where it's like
Speaker 2: this is the purest water you can have in Australia,
Speaker 2: and it's just, you know, meant to be really good
Speaker 2: for you and full of all these minerals and whatnot
Speaker 2: because it's come straight from the cave and straight from
Speaker 2: the nature. And I was like, oh wow, I really
Speaker 2: want that water because I think that that will be
Speaker 2: worth something one day. So I tipped out my orange juice,
Speaker 2: washed it out in like the bathroom at Jenolan Caves,
Speaker 2: and then went to the tap filled it up. In
Speaker 2: two thousand and six, yeah, and then I went and
Speaker 2: put it in my bedroom when I got home and
Speaker 2: it sat at the top of my shelf and I
Speaker 2: was like, that's Genolan Caves water. That is mineral water,
Speaker 2: that is so good for you, and I think it's
Speaker 2: going to be worth something one day. And then that
Speaker 2: was in two thousand and six. Anyway, flash forward to
Speaker 2: twenty nineteen. I moved to Sydney and I found the
Speaker 2: fucking bottle. Thirteen years that orange juice bottle had been
Speaker 2: sitting at the top of my cupboard holding the water
Speaker 2: from Genolan Caves in it. Yeah, it was crystal fucking clear.
Speaker 2: And guess what, I had a fucking sip.
Speaker 1: Do you still have it?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: I tipped it down and threw it in the bin.
Speaker 2: But I had a sip. Thirteen years that water had
Speaker 2: been sitting at the top of my bedroom. Yeah it
Speaker 2: was fine. I mean I survived, Although that was twenty nineteen,
Speaker 2: six months later worldwide pandemic. Was that me. Who knows?
Speaker 2: But thirteen years that water has sat at the top
Speaker 2: of my cupboard festering away, and I will I've did
Speaker 2: the research, I did the science behind it. I can
Speaker 2: guarantee the water from Jenolan case. Clearly, it's got to
Speaker 2: be good water to sit up there and not even
Speaker 2: evaporate or anything. Not get I know you, I would have.
Speaker 1: Got hot in your room in somewhere and cold.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I thought, surely there's a bit of mold or
Speaker 2: something going on by the time I get it down,
Speaker 2: because I saw it and went, oh God, do I
Speaker 2: smell it whatever? Smelted it smelt fine, gave it a sip.
Speaker 2: I went, oh, that's tasty. You know, thirteen years that
Speaker 2: motherfucker was sitting at the top of my cupboard. Anyway,
Speaker 2: So if you want real pure water, go go to
Speaker 2: Nolman Caves. You heard it here first, my royal flush.
Speaker 2: Is there anything else you want to say about caves
Speaker 2: and things?
Speaker 1: No, I just hate them. I hate them, and I
Speaker 1: don't think people should go in them, like seriously, grow up.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, my royal flush is Look, I need to
Speaker 2: preface this by saying clearly, you're about to hear a
Speaker 2: news story here. You're about to hear a news story,
Speaker 2: or just the first sentence of a news story. But
Speaker 2: I want to stress that the news story itself is
Speaker 2: not a pleasant news story. It is a story about
Speaker 2: someone getting stabbed, and that is not what I will
Speaker 2: be laughing at during this segment. During this part of
Speaker 2: the segment, it is look, let me just let me
Speaker 2: just play the order for you and then maybe we
Speaker 2: can discuss. Are you ready, Brittany?
Speaker 6: A man is lucky to be alive after being stabbed
Speaker 6: at titty witty beach on your.
Speaker 1: Is that a real place?
Speaker 2: Titty?
Speaker 1: Is that real?
Speaker 2: Again?
Speaker 6: A man is lucky to be alive after being stabbed
Speaker 6: at tittywitty beach on your peninsula?
Speaker 1: Is that real?
Speaker 2: Tittywitty beach? Guy? Google girl, tell us where where is
Speaker 2: tittywitty beach?
Speaker 1: Twitty?
Speaker 2: And I mean, I'm so sorry to that man fighting
Speaker 2: for his life after being stabbed, but tittywitty beach in
Speaker 2: South Australia, I mean, really we need there's a there's
Speaker 2: a bed and breakfast while I looks at it called
Speaker 2: SMITI at titty witty it is on the like of Adelaide,
Speaker 2: I guess or South Australia. Sorry the way that that
Speaker 2: literally like, I was like, I'm sorry to that man,
Speaker 2: but fuck that is hilarious and it got me thinking,
Speaker 2: like I was thinking, that's a real place in Australia, right,
Speaker 2: titty witty beach. So one thing I always think about
Speaker 2: is when I was younger. There's a place up near
Speaker 2: you in Newcastle called kurr and Bonga. Kurr and Bong
Speaker 2: and Kurran Bong used to have this thing called the
Speaker 2: elephant Shop.
Speaker 1: The ads or the radio, Yes, come on.
Speaker 2: Down to the elephant shop at kur and Bong.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I never wear Oh.
Speaker 2: My grandma used to take me.
Speaker 1: Which crystals and everything.
Speaker 2: It had crystals. It was very early stage Tree of Life,
Speaker 2: like I think the elephant shop became.
Speaker 1: So Tree of Life could run and we'd.
Speaker 2: Go and buy a bag of crystals and I'd get
Speaker 2: all of the different crystals and they just had all
Speaker 2: these beautiful things. I don't know. It was just it's
Speaker 2: so funny because I'd ask my my grandma would be like,
Speaker 2: what do you want to do today? And I'm like,
Speaker 2: I want to go to the elephant shop. My grandma
Speaker 2: and granddad would drive me to Kurhran Bong.
Speaker 1: Where is Karoonbong. We'll tell you another thing speaking of
Speaker 1: things that used to exist in between the Central Coast
Speaker 1: and Newcastle that I never got the opportunity to go to,
Speaker 1: but I wanted to so badly because there was ads
Speaker 1: on the TV every week but I ever got to go,
Speaker 1: and I was so devo that my mum or dad
Speaker 1: would never take me. Morisset Mega Market, Oh, now.
Speaker 2: That was an experience.
Speaker 1: Morrissette Mega Market. Get on down to Morisset Mega Market.
Speaker 1: This weekend. We got five dollar Bape jackets. Do you
Speaker 1: remember that bape monkey jackets?
Speaker 2: Baby mahallo? Yeah, Milo jackets.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And they had all that shit, and I wanted
Speaker 1: to go so badly. Please It's like forty five minutes
Speaker 1: from us. I was never allowed to go, So.
Speaker 2: That was like a that was like an outing for
Speaker 2: my family. Like man, family was like, We're going in
Speaker 2: three weeks to Marissette.
Speaker 1: Mega If anyone that doesn't know, can you explain what
Speaker 1: it was? Was it like a shopping center.
Speaker 2: No, so it was like in a big kind of
Speaker 2: shed and it had all like local grossers and farmers
Speaker 2: and everything, and it was kind of like like, well, yeah,
Speaker 2: it was like an indoor market sort of thing, but
Speaker 2: I think it was permanently there, like it was every week.
Speaker 2: And the best part was they had animatronics similar to
Speaker 2: like your Chucky Cheese in America, and so every every
Speaker 2: day you'd go and at eleven am, like at the
Speaker 2: end of the day after the markets would be like
Speaker 2: five to eleven.
Speaker 1: Let's say eleven had shut early, and that's why we'd
Speaker 1: never go as well.
Speaker 2: Yeau.
Speaker 1: His mom would be like, now I got.
Speaker 2: To leave the clock ador always yeah, and at eleven
Speaker 2: to say goodbye. They would do this like Von Trapp
Speaker 2: family sound of music, music esque and amatronic show with
Speaker 2: vegetables and the corn and the carrot and the lettuce
Speaker 2: and the peas were all up on like the roof.
Speaker 2: It's very hard. There was like a stage on the
Speaker 2: roof sort of thing, and at eleven o'clock the song
Speaker 2: would play and the vegetables would dance. I'm pretty sure
Speaker 2: this was Morris at Mega Markets. The vegetables would dance
Speaker 2: and be like goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.
Speaker 1: I think I used to see that at Franklin's.
Speaker 2: Oh that's random because that was before.
Speaker 1: Cole's was Cols. It was Franklin's and I remember seeing
Speaker 1: big Dance in Freier.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Coles wasn't Franklin's. Yeah, Franklins became Wore Worse.
Speaker 1: Oh I did it, no, but wool Worse.
Speaker 2: Was around first, like well Worse. Franklin's got absorbed by
Speaker 2: oh worse right, I don't know. I don't know. We're
Speaker 2: not going down this roete again.
Speaker 1: We did this, I do miss Franklin's.
Speaker 2: The point is they were also there was one thing
Speaker 2: that I loved, which was a can you please type
Speaker 2: in actually go google girl. We'll go go Google girl
Speaker 2: Morrissette Mega Market Vegetable show, because I think that will
Speaker 2: make sense now. They also had a monkey like King
Speaker 2: Kong go to images hanging from Yes, so that's the
Speaker 2: monkey hanging from bars and it would flip around.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I feel so sad that I never
Speaker 1: got to go.
Speaker 2: Now. One other thing, there's the picture.
Speaker 1: Like see that big building there, Hannah that that was
Speaker 1: the Mega Market And then there was a video of
Speaker 1: that night. But please can we go?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then.
Speaker 1: Giving Costco before Costco was a thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm trying to look at where these fit. Okay,
Speaker 2: someone might need to help me. Maybe that's a fever dream,
Speaker 2: but I remember going. I'm sure it was Morrisset Mega
Speaker 2: Markets and there would be vegetables up on the wall
Speaker 2: like a corn and oh, here we go. Oh that's
Speaker 2: the monkey swinging. Yeah. So he would go round and
Speaker 2: round all Jay. He was on this like bar and
Speaker 2: he was doing trapeze acts and he would swing round
Speaker 2: and round and I would just love seeing him. But
Speaker 2: if you want to.
Speaker 1: We just smoked weed and talking about this someone in
Speaker 1: the comments.
Speaker 2: If you go to monkey Swinging at Morrisset Mega Markets,
Speaker 2: we'll put it in our broadcast channel tomorrow so you
Speaker 2: can see that. But I'm sure there were vegetables. Where
Speaker 2: are the vegetables from?
Speaker 1: Look up Franklin's Dancing Fruit.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there it is the Franklin's Dancing Fruit.
Speaker 1: Yeah okay, and then they would have it usually under
Speaker 1: the big lolly wall. I remember. Fuck, They're scary now
Speaker 1: I'm looking at him.
Speaker 2: I'm sure Morrisset Mega Markets had something else as well,
Speaker 2: because I remember the I remember them dancing monkey. But
Speaker 2: then I'm sure there was something else as.
Speaker 1: Well, don't I remember that show Franklin the Turtle.
Speaker 2: So yeah, anyway, what was I talking about? Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: another tangent we've gone on names in Australia is what
Speaker 2: I was gonna say. So it got me curious, back
Speaker 2: to Titty Witty Beach and Kuran Bong. It got me
Speaker 2: curious of like what other random places we have in
Speaker 2: Australia and I looked it up, which, by the way,
Speaker 2: I didn't know. Timbuctoo is a real place. If you
Speaker 2: say going out of tim bucktoo, that's actually a real
Speaker 2: place in Australia, so that's good.
Speaker 5: I also have a friend at school that lived at
Speaker 5: Come by Chance, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Come by chances on the lift.
Speaker 2: It's situated in the Pelaga region of New South Wales. Piliga,
Speaker 2: okay Biliga, Come by Chance, we Were, We Wore? Oh fuck, Hannah,
Speaker 2: get on the mic. Please turn your marc on Regional.
Speaker 2: We've got regional girl Hannah in the building too. She's
Speaker 2: broken off.
Speaker 1: But you don't know anything about living on a farm.
Speaker 1: And when you got that hate comment that time, you
Speaker 1: just lived on one for twenty years. That's fun. You
Speaker 1: don't know anything.
Speaker 2: Come by Chance, we Were, We Wore, We Wore Races, coumby,
Speaker 2: where's Comby?
Speaker 1: Come by chairs?
Speaker 5: Oh and yeah we Wore is where Daft Punk came
Speaker 5: to launch one of their albums once at the We
Speaker 5: Wore showground and it was like the biggest thing that
Speaker 5: ever happened to.
Speaker 1: We Wore. Wangiwangie's pretty random. It's spelt like wangy wangy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's pretty good. I think this one called
Speaker 2: probably get us canceled. But this one's called Chinaman's Knob
Speaker 2: in Victoria. Are you serious Chinaman's knob? Well, that's what
Speaker 2: this article says Australian Traveler dot com.
Speaker 1: A classic one is your poon your pooon? Yeah poo.
Speaker 2: We've got a centered knob in Western Australia. We've got
Speaker 2: Wanka Creek in Queensland. We've got Fiddletown in New South Wales.
Speaker 2: Bong Bong Queensland, Big Dick Ball in w a big
Speaker 2: dick boll Dick as in Richard, you know, Big Richard Bor.
Speaker 2: I'm assuming no like Ball Water, big Dick boor in
Speaker 2: w a dead cat Gully in New South Wales. And
Speaker 2: I also special mention to Linger and die Hill in
Speaker 2: New South Wales. I'm putting it out there if you
Speaker 2: live in Linger and die Hill, dead Cat Gully, Big
Speaker 2: Dick Ball, Bong Bong in Queensland or New South Wales,
Speaker 2: because there's two Wanka Creek, Fiddletown, centered knob or Chinaman's
Speaker 2: Knob if you live, if you are a scrollering, you
Speaker 2: live there and you can prove to us. I want
Speaker 2: to part of the fucking license. Yes, and you can
Speaker 2: prove to us that you live there. You're coming on
Speaker 2: the show. We'll have you call in two high scrollers
Speaker 2: for a special one on one. And you know we
Speaker 2: don't have guests on this podcast. We don't care for
Speaker 2: guests on this podcast. But if someone lives in Bong Bong,
Speaker 2: get Bong Bong ass on this fucking podcast and tell
Speaker 2: us about living in Bong Bong, bitch o on the
Speaker 2: Bongbong bitches to come out of the water. Wait, could
Speaker 2: just please.
Speaker 1: Look up for the population of Bong Bong guy, Google girl.
Speaker 2: Population of Bong Bong Queensland.
Speaker 1: Place that reminds me of bing and Bong. Here reserve
Speaker 1: the universe adventure every day the Bong shop.
Speaker 2: Has come, Bong, smart bongs, glass bongs, water bombs, and
Speaker 2: bong Shop.
Speaker 1: It's bit Bombong, not a real place, Matt and you No,
Speaker 1: it's Bong Bong. You've made this up.
Speaker 2: No, it's not bing Bong. It's called bing Bong. Is
Speaker 2: a different one.
Speaker 1: Bong Bong, Bang and Bog. There's a tiny planet calling
Speaker 1: a new exciting day. All that's coming up is bong mart.
Speaker 2: Now with this article that I've just read I'm thinker
Speaker 2: old just racking wrong because I just read Bong Bong
Speaker 2: You're making shit matt bang Bong Bong Bong. Well wait,
Speaker 2: have I been punked?
Speaker 1: Have you no bottom bong path Oh?
Speaker 2: In Huntley though per Bong Loong Perth it says Queensland
Speaker 2: and New South Wales. Here, No, that's a Cloud nine
Speaker 2: smoke shop. Hang on a second, smoking stuff.
Speaker 1: There's a up in smoke. There's so many smoke shops
Speaker 1: in fucking Perth. What's going on out there? We've got
Speaker 1: smoke station, Cloud nine, smoke up in smoke, smoke and
Speaker 1: stuff Cloud nine.
Speaker 2: Bongbong races, Bong Bong picnic race course. Where's the where?
Speaker 2: Not a bloody second? Because now I'm now I'm oh
Speaker 2: flustered because I've just can you please look up? Then
Speaker 2: let's see if the others on the list work. Fiddletown,
Speaker 2: New South Wales. Bong Bong, New South Wales is a
Speaker 2: small township in Winge Caribbee Shire. It was also the
Speaker 2: name for the surround parish it is with within the
Speaker 2: Southern Highlands. Bong Bong, Bong Bong, Passo, Bong Bong Mountain,
Speaker 2: Bogbong Common.
Speaker 1: It's down below Woollongong. Surely there's someone out there from Bongbong,
Speaker 1: historic Bongbong.
Speaker 2: All right, So I want to have a luck. I
Speaker 2: want to have a look at centered Knob. W A please,
Speaker 2: I'd love to have a look at centered Knob. No,
Speaker 2: not centered like center of the page. It's centered as
Speaker 2: in it smells nice. That's what makes it. It's centered knob.
Speaker 2: Centered smell like a centered candle. Centered knob.
Speaker 1: It's a place in Western Australia.
Speaker 2: It's a mountain peak.
Speaker 1: Surely no one lives in Centered Knob. It's got four
Speaker 1: stars on Google. Who has reviewed fucking centered Knob? They said, Wow,
Speaker 1: do not believe Brian Kong looks much better than it smells.
Speaker 2: They're fighting in the Google reviews. Brian Kong Local Guide
Speaker 2: seventeen reviews seven years ago gave centered Knob a five
Speaker 2: star rating and said it smells better than it looks.
Speaker 2: Then Henry has come in ten months ago with a
Speaker 2: one star rating of centered Nob and said, don't believe
Speaker 2: Brian Kong, it looks much better than it smells. Don't
Speaker 2: believe me, Fine see for yourself, but you'll be sorry.
Speaker 1: What the fuck is with people? On Google Reviews.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I think if you're in centered Knob, you're.
Speaker 1: Let me go. We need to go regional.
Speaker 2: Wool Fate, Centered Knob Fate, Bongbong. I need a fake
Speaker 2: Fate the label Bongbong. I want to go. I want
Speaker 2: to you. You need to do a pop up store
Speaker 2: in w a big Dick Ball, bring your big Dick
Speaker 2: energy to bring big brick brick fake big. It's a twist.
Speaker 1: Fate is coming to off the chair. Centered Knob Fate,
Speaker 1: Big Dick Bore.
Speaker 2: Dead Cat Gully, New Fate store opening in dead Cat Gully,
Speaker 2: New South Wales.
Speaker 1: Big Dick Lake Dick's Diggers Gosh three wait seven stars
Speaker 1: on Google.
Speaker 2: We've gone unhinged. I think we've got to wrap it.
Speaker 2: How long we've been recording for I think we've got
Speaker 2: more than enough of an episode because now we're just
Speaker 2: playing silly buggers again. We actually talked for so long
Speaker 2: again that we forgot to actually talk about anything that
Speaker 2: happened on the internet.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter, because what matters more is us and
Speaker 1: what we want to say. Well, anyway, that's another episode
Speaker 1: done and dusted and listening scrollers do all the things,
Speaker 1: Do all.
Speaker 2: The things, Do all the things, dar.
Speaker 1: Si, do all the things. You know, subscribe five stars,
Speaker 1: blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: I can't wait to be doing a meet and greet
Speaker 2: soon in Wanka Creek, so seeing all there. Bomb find
Speaker 2: out we're releasing an album in We Wore Bitch. This
Speaker 2: has been the most chaotic episode. Thanks for joining me, Brittany,
Speaker 2: thanks for being here, Hannah, thanks for listening. Scrollers. Anyway, Darla,
Speaker 2: better let you go. I'm going to sniff a scented knob.
Speaker 1: I