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Speaker 1: I'm Britney Saunders and I'm all right hey.

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Speaker 1: If it's trending, going viral or has he gripped? We're

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Speaker 1: talking about it.

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Speaker 2: Coming up on this episode, Matt is sniffing scented knobs. Yes,

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Speaker 2: two words, honey, Actually one word, bong. That's all. That's

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Speaker 2: let's that's the only spoiler you're getting. I can't wait

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Speaker 2: to do my no context swillers on Instagram.

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Speaker 1: About bongs and send longs.

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Speaker 2: Big dicks, dead cats. Okay, that is what's coming up

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Speaker 2: on this episode.

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Speaker 1: We've absolutely lost the plot.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so I think we should just shut up and

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Speaker 2: deal me in. Do let's go.

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Speaker 1: Ro oh?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? So right? So like I'm thinking like right or flush?

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Speaker 2: What's yours? And what have you been getting made for?

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Speaker 1: What we've been working on here?

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Speaker 3: If a little play hello Scrollers. It is I the

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Speaker 3: one true Glamoras on here. Please be upstanding for the

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Speaker 3: Royal Flush mad to.

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Speaker 1: Tell them who is that? It's the Queen. I love it.

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Speaker 1: I love it, so I said on our last Close

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Speaker 1: Friends episode.

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Speaker 2: The Queens in the Dead Queen.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we got her to do it before.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I want to have some like jingles and stuff like

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Speaker 1: that in our episodes, not only for the Royal Flush

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Speaker 1: and Close Friends, but for other little things that we

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Speaker 1: can introduce as well. So I love that.

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Speaker 2: How is that a queen AI generated voice? Can we

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Speaker 2: have someone like you know how Nova? It's like, hey,

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Speaker 2: it's Katy Perry and you're listening to Nova. I want

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Speaker 2: that AI generated like Katy Perry's Nathan Foley.

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Speaker 1: We got her to say lots ready. Are we allowed

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Speaker 1: to do this though? That's what I'm wondering AI, Yeah, Bridgeton.

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Speaker 3: Scrolls, it is I the one true Glamors on here.

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Speaker 3: I have taken time away from the Pope is at

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Speaker 3: the Workers Club to this important message. Please be upstanding

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Speaker 3: for the Royal Flush Bridge Matt tell them.

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Speaker 1: I fucking love it. I love it. I love it

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Speaker 1: be that long like like every episode. I love it.

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Speaker 2: But for the oh, we can't talk about that, no,

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Speaker 2: but for that thing that we're talking about behind the scenes,

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Speaker 2: we're going to a long one.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, anyway, I love it.

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Speaker 2: Welcome, Welcome, Welcome to High Scrollers UK. I am feeling

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Speaker 2: very royal and very elegant today. Also Queen Elizabeth saying

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Speaker 2: she's the one true Glamazon. Get fuck Grandma, She's no way.

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Speaker 2: I mean, the style was camp, but the attitude was

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Speaker 2: naf that's all all.

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Speaker 1: Sime, any of what I just thought, Matt. Another thing

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Speaker 1: that we need to do in the studio is sometimes

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Speaker 1: like just for certain occasions, we need to dress up. Okay,

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Speaker 1: like because just then when you were saying, and we've

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Speaker 1: listened to that and you're going welcome, Welcome, I was

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Speaker 1: picturing us in like bridgeton gowns. Let's fun.

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Speaker 2: But I feel like that's like a season two of

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Speaker 2: the pod when then the podcast is getting put on

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Speaker 2: YouTube as well or something like that, and.

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Speaker 1: Like so funny hearing gowns.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, fucking fun. I'll do that if it, like is

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Speaker 2: worth it, because right now we cut up one or

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Speaker 2: two videos a week. Yeah, I'm not to them for

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Speaker 1: We could just be normal casual, but than in a

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Speaker 1: This can be as fun as you'd like it to be.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I organize it. I'll show up, all right. Fine,

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Speaker 2: I don't want to go to the base ware house

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Speaker 1: Excuse me, base Wearhouse, can you please give us some

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Speaker 2: Do they still exist?

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Speaker 1: House ko base Wearhouse, base wear House.

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Speaker 2: You've never been to a baseware house?

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Speaker 1: It's like like costumes and shit, well they've got like.

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Speaker 2: like an elevated Hot Dollar. Gotcha. Yeah, yeah, you've got

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Speaker 1: You remember Hot Dollar? And I think even before Hot Dollar,

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Speaker 1: I used to fucking love going there, get a little

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Speaker 2: in a second. But the Hot Dollar I love that.

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Speaker 1: They're no longer one dollar. Yeah, they can't different, they

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Speaker 2: Okay, my cousin did this really cool thing. We're coming

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Speaker 1: And you are, people don't know what we're wearing right now,

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Speaker 2: And so Sky got this like leopard head with a

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Speaker 1: Dollar stores always have so many animal figurines. I like dolphins.

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Speaker 2: But it was like the best part of Christmas. So

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Speaker 2: any mom's out there, if you've got young kids, that's

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Speaker 2: something a bit different you could do. Steal my cousin's

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Speaker 2: idea because it definitely brought a lot of fun. And

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Speaker 2: of course this ugly little leopard plan to thing that

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Speaker 1: Your house did I see it? Yeah, I did see that.

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Speaker 1: It's on the TV.

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Speaker 2: But how random is that? Like that makes no sense

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Speaker 1: I noticed it. I didn't say anything. It was like this.

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Speaker 2: Question, Yeah, questionable, right, but of course, like I would

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Speaker 2: never have that in my house. But because he gave

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Speaker 2: me that ugly little plant, yeah, of course I'm putting

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Speaker 2: But I'm excited for Christmas this year and I'm like

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Speaker 2: ready for it to be Christmas.

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Speaker 1: Okay. I literally wanted to talk to you about this

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Speaker 1: because I saw your story last night and you said,

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Speaker 1: how the fuck is it Monday tomorrow already? And I

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Speaker 1: feel the same in my mind. The year is over,

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Speaker 1: like anything new we want to do at work, forget

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Speaker 1: about it, We'll do it next year, like it's our

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Speaker 1: calendar's a fool, Like it's fucking September then it's October.

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Speaker 1: It's basically Christmas. And on your story last night, you

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Speaker 1: said I may as well put my Christmas tree up now,

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Speaker 1: and that got me really excited. Matt, Yeah, because I

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Speaker 1: have bought my very first Christmas tree, very.

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Speaker 2: Very first, so I've never had one fr So.

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Speaker 1: I had one really shit one maybe six or seven

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Speaker 1: of financial year sales this year from that bolls.

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Speaker 2: Awesome Hill Hill. Thank God, I was just about That's

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Speaker 2: My next question was where to get it from? Was

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Speaker 2: it Balsom Hill?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? So apparently Balsom Hill is like the Christmas tree

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Speaker 1: of all Christmas trees. They've got heaps. So I got

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Speaker 2: There the mental last of lifetime, they are like two

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Speaker 2: thousand dollars, So how much did yours come to? Like

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Speaker 2: twelve hundred?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like twelve to fourteen hundred, but that

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Speaker 1: two thousand and something. But I just figured, fuck it,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to get into it and then we're going

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Speaker 1: to have that forever. And I think, I don't know

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Speaker 1: if they come with a lifetime warranty, is it ten

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Speaker 1: years or something, but they come with a really long

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Speaker 1: warranty as well, So even though it's expensive, you're gonna

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Speaker 1: have it forever.

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Speaker 2: Kind of. I know it's so ridiculous, but I will

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Speaker 2: say I think. I mean, I don't have one, but

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Speaker 2: my plan is to buy one for myself eventually. I

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Speaker 2: just haven't been able to buy the bullet and spend

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Speaker 2: two grand on a fact.

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Speaker 1: Well, wait for sales, wait for the year sales, or

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Speaker 1: I'm sure they'll do like the day yeah, boxing day,

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Speaker 1: and I'm really excited. It's just sitting in my shed

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Speaker 1: right now, but I can't wait to get it out

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Speaker 1: and put together. And I got the one really, yes.

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Speaker 2: Oh you're speaking my language.

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Speaker 1: Led like lights in the end of the storks, so

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Speaker 1: it's not even like lights dangling down, it's just in

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Speaker 2: My mum would be telling me, oh, you never know

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Speaker 1: And I just think Halloween isn't cute either, like the

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Speaker 2: It's definitely produces people. I'm presenting more. Remember didn't we

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Speaker 2: But also I think we may have forgotten to factoring

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Speaker 2: your life, you know what I do care about? Sorry?

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Speaker 2: Actually do I can? I be bothered? What I just

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Speaker 4: Like you're getting ready to go into a massive ret.

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Speaker 4: Just fucking look at you, Zeby, You're about to go

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Speaker 1: Go on? Matt children?

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Speaker 2: The kids. The kids were all dressed up in all

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Speaker 2: I'm thinking, duh, look at me, I'm gonna runway down?

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Speaker 2: Where are your parents? Like when I was younger, my

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Speaker 2: thoor hole. Can sparda man running in front thinking their

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Speaker 2: it was a forty zone, so I was so going

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Speaker 1: I hate when the treaters come to my house because

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Speaker 2: But then you got the people who just steal the

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Speaker 1: No, I actually saw a TikTok last night.

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Speaker 4: I sent it to you, Matt a girl, Yeah, and

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Speaker 4: I just pissed myself for some reason.

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Speaker 2: However, egged someone's house. Yeah, yeah, same.

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Speaker 1: I remember we'd always be so scared of the person

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Speaker 1: They're gonna know where egging this whole fucking scary thing.

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Speaker 2: But also like, how how sad that we did that,

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Speaker 2: because the whole thing was you wouldn't just like you

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Speaker 1: Like what did I say that time? Frog and rog

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Speaker 2: I don't know frog or a rat, frat or a rog,

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Speaker 2: I don't know frat. Anyway, where was I going with that? Oh?

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Speaker 2: Because you know, back in high school, it'd be like, oh,

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Speaker 2: he was caught texting on Snapchat with some other girl,

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Speaker 2: And I remember one time I was carrying the case

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Speaker 1: Eggs we had the big I got the twelve pack.

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Speaker 2: And we were walking and then the neighbors of the

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Speaker 2: you aren't abowt to egg my fucking house, are you?

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Speaker 2: And that is one of those memories that like, I

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Speaker 1: And this was just when you only had a home phone.

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Speaker 1: and this is when we used to do prank calls

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Speaker 1: from the home phone? Yeah?

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00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:52,760
Speaker 2: Ah, I used to, like be I used to hog

439
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:55,480
Speaker 2: the home phone, Like I'd get home from school and

440
00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:58,200
Speaker 2: call my friend and we just sit on the phone

441
00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:01,000
Speaker 2: like wired to the wall for hours, like I've just

442
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:04,520
Speaker 2: seen you all day, and then I'm just like, mom,

443
00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:06,920
Speaker 2: I'm calling Nathan, and then we just and then his

444
00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:08,240
Speaker 2: mom and answer.

445
00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:13,440
Speaker 1: For all of your all of your parents out there.

446
00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:15,560
Speaker 1: I really feel for you, and I guess I see

447
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:20,760
Speaker 1: it differently from like my parents' perspective now, Like we've

448
00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:23,920
Speaker 1: been at school all day, with our friends all fucking day,

449
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,680
Speaker 1: and then you know how you would plot with your

450
00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:27,920
Speaker 1: friend that when the mom's come to fucking get you,

451
00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:30,320
Speaker 1: that you're gonna be like, Okay, I'm gonna ask your

452
00:21:30,359 --> 00:21:32,360
Speaker 1: mom because she will be more than likely just say

453
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:34,159
Speaker 1: yes to me, but not do you kind of thing,

454
00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:36,240
Speaker 1: and then you'd go, please can I go over to

455
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:40,440
Speaker 1: Lannie's house? And then your mom is just like no,

456
00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:45,000
Speaker 1: like why did we so desperately want to go and

457
00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:47,919
Speaker 1: hang out with our friends after we've fucking been with

458
00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:52,000
Speaker 1: them all day and annoy the parents in the mean time,

459
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:54,760
Speaker 1: like then they've got to come get us later. Dinner

460
00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:57,040
Speaker 1: plans and fucking change like no. One of her parents

461
00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:59,760
Speaker 1: were always like no, you're not doing that, And then

462
00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:02,240
Speaker 1: you have an absolute milkdown even though you're going to

463
00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:06,240
Speaker 1: see them the next day. Grow the fuck up, like

464
00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:09,040
Speaker 1: I get it now from the parents' perspective, and I

465
00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:11,200
Speaker 1: feel for all of your parents out there, just saying. Anyway,

466
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:13,400
Speaker 1: back to my story with the home phone calling. We

467
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:21,439
Speaker 1: were prank calling our next door daighbors. And this was

468
00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:26,160
Speaker 1: around the time that they introduced one eight hundred reverse

469
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:29,840
Speaker 1: and so we couldn't put our home phone on private.

470
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:33,680
Speaker 1: But we were prank calling next door and I think

471
00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:37,159
Speaker 1: the dad's name was Bob. Bob kept answering, and then

472
00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:38,879
Speaker 1: we were just being stupid and hanging up and do

473
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:41,000
Speaker 1: it again and again, and then on the last time

474
00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:42,560
Speaker 1: that we did it, because for some reason we prank

475
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:46,280
Speaker 1: called a million times, he didn't answer. And remember if

476
00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:48,639
Speaker 1: you didn't answer, you could then one eight hundred reverse

477
00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:50,679
Speaker 1: and it would call the number that you missed or whatever.

478
00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:53,560
Speaker 1: So then our home phone rang, and I remember I

479
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:56,720
Speaker 1: had the cordless phone in my bedroom and so I

480
00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:58,720
Speaker 1: quickly answered it because I didn't want Mum to hear it.

481
00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:02,359
Speaker 1: I was like hello, and then Bob pranked us and

482
00:23:02,359 --> 00:23:06,240
Speaker 1: he goes, Oho, this is Newcastle Police and he fully

483
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:10,000
Speaker 1: I thought it was the fucking police, and I shat

484
00:23:10,119 --> 00:23:12,720
Speaker 1: myself I'm like, I'm going to jail, like mom's gonna

485
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:15,240
Speaker 1: find out. And it was just one of those things

486
00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:18,639
Speaker 1: that I've never forgotten when my neighbor pranked me and

487
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:20,280
Speaker 1: said that he was from Newcastle Police.

488
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:22,719
Speaker 2: Were the neighbors kids over with you though, I don't know,

489
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:24,920
Speaker 2: in your bedroom by yourself.

490
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,040
Speaker 1: No, I don't know. They must have been involved in

491
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:28,360
Speaker 1: or maybe we were trying to prank them.

492
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:33,199
Speaker 2: But also, why were you pranking your neighbors? I don't know.

493
00:23:33,359 --> 00:23:37,440
Speaker 2: It was funny, Oh my god, not you Newcastle Police?

494
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,480
Speaker 1: And I thought that was really the police and that

495
00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:44,200
Speaker 1: Bob had dobbed us in or something. I also saw

496
00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:48,160
Speaker 1: a really funny video that I just want to share

497
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:50,080
Speaker 1: as well with you because it just ties into this

498
00:23:50,359 --> 00:23:52,879
Speaker 1: childhood thing. Okay, I'm going to play it all for you.

499
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,919
Speaker 1: And this is like POV telling your mum you have

500
00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:57,640
Speaker 1: growing pains as a kid.

501
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:04,720
Speaker 3: Mom, what I can't get to sleep?

502
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:14,800
Speaker 5: I think I have growing.

503
00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:17,080
Speaker 2: Growing. You come up with this shit that's not really

504
00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:22,320
Speaker 2: your fucking foot foot all. You're not growing Jesus, wasn't

505
00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:24,960
Speaker 2: it the parents telling us growing pains existed? Though?

506
00:24:25,119 --> 00:24:27,399
Speaker 4: I don't know, but that skit just made me piss

507
00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:29,880
Speaker 4: myself because why did.

508
00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:32,959
Speaker 1: We do that? Like at any time he would go

509
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,920
Speaker 1: into our parents' room to wake them up, to tell.

510
00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:41,560
Speaker 2: Them something a nightmare and have to go and sleep

511
00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:45,280
Speaker 2: in between, which now as an adult, I go, my

512
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:48,239
Speaker 2: parents must have hated me coming in and sleeping in

513
00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:50,480
Speaker 2: the middle of both. There's already no room in the

514
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:54,000
Speaker 2: bed and suddenly there's a third human being in it

515
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:54,720
Speaker 2: and just.

516
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:57,879
Speaker 1: Going into the your mom's room, like creating the mom.

517
00:24:57,880 --> 00:25:06,120
Speaker 1: I feel imagine like, sorry, this is this sounds bad.

518
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:08,959
Speaker 2: But like I just think all the time about like

519
00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:12,760
Speaker 2: my life, and you know, sometimes I'm like, oh fuck,

520
00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:14,920
Speaker 2: this is a bit shit, or this aspect of it's

521
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:17,240
Speaker 2: a bit shared, or I'm struggling with this. I think

522
00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:20,320
Speaker 2: imagine evident child, you know what I mean.

523
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:22,640
Speaker 1: I'm looking up at three am to say I've got

524
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:25,720
Speaker 1: growing pains, or I had a scary dream.

525
00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:33,320
Speaker 2: Fuck off, I can't think of anything worse. Oh my god. Anyway,

526
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:37,200
Speaker 2: once again, I feel like it's a close friend's episode.

527
00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:39,320
Speaker 2: When I was like, are we going to start the episode?

528
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:39,520
Speaker 1: Now?

529
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:42,679
Speaker 2: When do we start this episode? When did we hit record?

530
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:44,480
Speaker 2: We're talking about the jingles?

531
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:48,400
Speaker 1: Bloody hell yeah, Well that's been in another episode done

532
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:52,080
Speaker 1: in dusted. I didn't even say good morning today, do

533
00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:54,960
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? What's happened? We've gone rod,

534
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:55,920
Speaker 1: We've changed the format.

535
00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:58,600
Speaker 2: But we've got to do our royal flush. Okay, well

536
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:00,920
Speaker 2: we probably won't have any time to do make topics today,

537
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:04,000
Speaker 2: but we need to do our royal flush. Okay, we'll

538
00:26:04,359 --> 00:26:06,320
Speaker 2: put a little break in here, Hannah, and we'll be

539
00:26:06,359 --> 00:26:08,360
Speaker 2: back in a second.

540
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:16,800
Speaker 3: Please be upstanding for the royal flush.

541
00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:19,080
Speaker 1: Well, let's get on to the royal flush of the week,

542
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:24,119
Speaker 1: which we are going to have a jingle for very soon. Okay,

543
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:28,120
Speaker 1: maybe we did put it in. Well, I've got an

544
00:26:28,119 --> 00:26:30,000
Speaker 1: anti royal flush. Do you want to go first, Matt

545
00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:30,679
Speaker 1: or do you want me?

546
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,560
Speaker 2: I think mine can go further places.

547
00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:36,200
Speaker 1: Okay, well let me just tell you mine.

548
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:37,040
Speaker 2: There you go yours.

549
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:40,199
Speaker 1: So I've got an anti royal flush because I have

550
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:43,240
Speaker 1: seen something on the internet lately that's been all over

551
00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:47,119
Speaker 1: my FYP. I hate sometimes how easy it is to

552
00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:50,080
Speaker 1: get on a FYP. If you watch one video of

553
00:26:50,119 --> 00:26:52,720
Speaker 1: one topic, then it's going to go oh you like that,

554
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:55,360
Speaker 1: I'm going to keep showing it to you. And I've

555
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:58,920
Speaker 1: ended up on cave exploring TikTok.

556
00:27:01,359 --> 00:27:03,040
Speaker 2: You know, I got hold down and say not interested.

557
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:06,080
Speaker 1: I know, but then I kind of like, I kind

558
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:09,320
Speaker 1: of love I do, I do, I do? Okay, I

559
00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:12,320
Speaker 1: hate people, Okay, me too.

560
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:14,120
Speaker 2: I'm so glad we're on the same pagereon.

561
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:19,800
Speaker 1: I hate people that go cave exploring. Oh why because

562
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:23,880
Speaker 1: I keep seeing the cave diving exploring videos on TikTok

563
00:27:24,119 --> 00:27:27,240
Speaker 1: of the ones that have gone wrong, the ones where

564
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:30,480
Speaker 1: they get stuck and they're crawling through a crevice this

565
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:35,119
Speaker 1: big upside down arms first or something, And that's the

566
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:37,679
Speaker 1: side of TikTok that I'm on, and I just think,

567
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:40,760
Speaker 1: who the fuck would enjoy this? Like, okay, so I'm

568
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:45,520
Speaker 1: yeah on cave explorer's TikTok gone wrong, Like that's what

569
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:48,919
Speaker 1: the videos and the videos it's not obviously real, but

570
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:52,159
Speaker 1: it's like the diagram of like where they were going

571
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:54,520
Speaker 1: and then the awkward bend and then their leg gets

572
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:59,320
Speaker 1: stuck upside down. Why there is so many fun activities

573
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:02,320
Speaker 1: to do that are way less dangerous than exploring in

574
00:28:02,359 --> 00:28:03,240
Speaker 1: a fucking cave.

575
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:08,320
Speaker 2: You know what I saw the other day as well,

576
00:28:08,359 --> 00:28:10,440
Speaker 2: speaking of it's on the same kind of tangent as

577
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:14,520
Speaker 2: this is. You know, how the deep sea videos are

578
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:18,080
Speaker 2: really scary? Did you see that the other day? There

579
00:28:18,119 --> 00:28:20,080
Speaker 2: was that video that was like proving that the deep

580
00:28:20,119 --> 00:28:22,640
Speaker 2: sea videos are only scary because they use that song

581
00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:27,920
Speaker 2: that's like yoh yeah. So it was like the same video,

582
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:31,440
Speaker 2: but then they just put like Zara Larson's Symphony over

583
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:32,800
Speaker 2: the top. I was like, I just want not be

584
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:35,399
Speaker 2: proud of yourself on it, and the boat is rocking

585
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:37,120
Speaker 2: just like it is with a yo.

586
00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:37,960
Speaker 1: Yeah.

587
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,040
Speaker 2: But I was like, oh, this is so camp. So

588
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:42,680
Speaker 2: it is the song because I've watched some of these

589
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:45,120
Speaker 2: not cave explorers. But has that guy come up on

590
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:47,719
Speaker 2: your for you page? I do. I'm getting a bit

591
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:49,520
Speaker 2: of deja vu right now. I think we've spoken about

592
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 2: this on the podcast before. Have you seen that guy

593
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:55,560
Speaker 2: that like searches underneath like Westfield Tugra on the Central Coast.

594
00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:56,720
Speaker 1: But how is he getting under this?

595
00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:58,480
Speaker 2: I don't know, Like full on, there's like he goes

596
00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:00,640
Speaker 2: through a drain, then through another bit, through another bit,

597
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:03,880
Speaker 2: and there's this whole like city kind of thing underneath

598
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:07,280
Speaker 2: and there's like here. Well I don't think so. I

599
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:10,800
Speaker 2: think it's trespassing, but it's so cool but scary to

600
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:13,040
Speaker 2: see the videos, but he'll go down and like one

601
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:15,520
Speaker 2: piece of string, like one piece of rope, and I'm like,

602
00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:18,640
Speaker 2: if that rope breaks, like you are literally stuck like

603
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:21,560
Speaker 2: in meters and meters below the ground. And then anyway,

604
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:25,080
Speaker 2: I think his brother is like posting videos online because

605
00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:29,080
Speaker 2: the guy who usually searches under all these underground things

606
00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:32,440
Speaker 2: has gone missing. Now, yes, and he's assumed to be

607
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:36,239
Speaker 2: down there somewhere, and I don't know if he's been

608
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:38,240
Speaker 2: found yet or not. With the four U page, sometimes

609
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:40,480
Speaker 2: videos come up from ten months ago, you know, so

610
00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:45,120
Speaker 2: I don't know, but he was searching, like the searches underground,

611
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:48,560
Speaker 2: like bunkers and things, and apparently under Westfield Tugo there's

612
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:52,560
Speaker 2: like so much stuff under there that like it looks

613
00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:57,080
Speaker 2: like he reckons. It's x X training grounds for something.

614
00:29:57,080 --> 00:29:58,600
Speaker 2: I don't know. It feels like the Hunger Games, but

615
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:02,520
Speaker 2: I don't know. That's just what I've been seeing and

616
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:05,920
Speaker 2: I would want to do that if I could guarantee

617
00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:08,080
Speaker 2: I could get out, and I just don't think you could.

618
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:10,440
Speaker 1: I remember when we were in primary school we went

619
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:15,640
Speaker 1: to Bathurst and the Jenolan Caves are there, Yeah, and

620
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:17,880
Speaker 1: that was really cool, like when you walk in, it's

621
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:19,640
Speaker 1: all that big open cave and you can see like

622
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:22,520
Speaker 1: all the things dripping down. But then there was this

623
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:26,200
Speaker 1: bit that we went in that was a tight squeeze,

624
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:29,920
Speaker 1: like you walk through some wall and then yeah, and

625
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:31,560
Speaker 1: then you'd have to turn sideways and it was like

626
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:35,120
Speaker 1: scraping against your chest and your back, and then like

627
00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:36,880
Speaker 1: I think you had to crawl for a bit, and

628
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:40,080
Speaker 1: I remember I freaked out and like asked to get

629
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:41,280
Speaker 1: out like halfway through.

630
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:42,920
Speaker 2: So do you reckon? You're claustrophobic?

631
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:48,200
Speaker 1: Surely anyone is claustrophobic if you're in a fucking cave.

632
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:51,320
Speaker 2: Nah, I don't reckon.

633
00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:54,480
Speaker 1: So you would like going, would you go cave exploring?

634
00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:59,000
Speaker 2: Yes, but not underwater cave exploring or anything to do

635
00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:01,840
Speaker 2: with water, because they'd be scared to drown in a cave.

636
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:05,440
Speaker 1: But like these videos that I've been seeing, there's ones

637
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:07,400
Speaker 1: obviously where they've got stuck and then water has risen,

638
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:09,920
Speaker 1: which is fucked, like that's my worst nightmare. But there's

639
00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:13,400
Speaker 1: even ones where there's no water, but they like crawl

640
00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:16,080
Speaker 1: down head first and then they're stuck and they can't

641
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:18,360
Speaker 1: get back up or keep going forward, Like can you

642
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:22,440
Speaker 1: imagine that, Like, I just don't know why anyone would

643
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:24,920
Speaker 1: want to put themselves in that situation. Like, there's a

644
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:26,880
Speaker 1: lot of other hobbies you can do, yea.

645
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:31,160
Speaker 2: So it's like cliff diving, Oh no, where you just

646
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:32,840
Speaker 2: jump off the side of cliff and then put your

647
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:34,200
Speaker 2: arms out and the wings come out.

648
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:38,920
Speaker 1: N see. I'm anti Like I would never do bungee jumping.

649
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:40,760
Speaker 1: I would never jump out of a plane. I would

650
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:42,840
Speaker 1: never do anything, really, would.

651
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:46,640
Speaker 2: You like yes or no? Like, yeah, I would, but

652
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:49,240
Speaker 2: I wouldn't actually invest time into making it happen, you

653
00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:51,280
Speaker 2: know what I mean. Like, I'm like, yeah, I go skydiving,

654
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:54,920
Speaker 2: but I think I just can't be bothered actually going skydiving.

655
00:31:56,160 --> 00:32:01,640
Speaker 1: That her to go out of the airport, shafdy.

656
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:02,920
Speaker 2: Shit, You've got to get in the planet and you

657
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:05,200
Speaker 2: got to fly up for forty five minutes. I will

658
00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:08,840
Speaker 2: never And also it's you're strapped to the back of

659
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:11,320
Speaker 2: someone else or whatever, Yeah, get off me. Let me

660
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:13,640
Speaker 2: jump by myself. I know how to open on a parachute. Love,

661
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:15,320
Speaker 2: you know, I don't need your help.

662
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:17,360
Speaker 1: Nah. I will never do any of those things. I'll

663
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:18,760
Speaker 1: never go cave exploring.

664
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:20,960
Speaker 2: So when I went to Genolan, Caves. You want to

665
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:22,720
Speaker 2: know what's funny is we went in two thousand and

666
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:25,880
Speaker 2: six for the Year six excursion went out to Jenolan Caves.

667
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:26,640
Speaker 1: Gorgeous.

668
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:29,560
Speaker 2: Now. I bought a little orange juice that day, little

669
00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:33,520
Speaker 2: Sun Sunny Valley orange Juice. I think Sun Valley Orange Juice,

670
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:38,440
Speaker 2: whatever it was. I don't think they're in production anymore.

671
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:41,320
Speaker 2: Because what I did was there was a little water

672
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:46,040
Speaker 2: station in Genolan Caves. There's like a natural tap.

673
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:47,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember it was beautiful by the way, like

674
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:49,280
Speaker 1: when you walked in, it was like wow.

675
00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:51,640
Speaker 2: Yeah. And so they've got this part where it's like

676
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:55,280
Speaker 2: this is the purest water you can have in Australia,

677
00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:57,880
Speaker 2: and it's just, you know, meant to be really good

678
00:32:57,920 --> 00:33:01,320
Speaker 2: for you and full of all these minerals and whatnot

679
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:03,360
Speaker 2: because it's come straight from the cave and straight from

680
00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:06,520
Speaker 2: the nature. And I was like, oh wow, I really

681
00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:09,680
Speaker 2: want that water because I think that that will be

682
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:13,520
Speaker 2: worth something one day. So I tipped out my orange juice,

683
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:18,120
Speaker 2: washed it out in like the bathroom at Jenolan Caves,

684
00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:20,680
Speaker 2: and then went to the tap filled it up. In

685
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:24,840
Speaker 2: two thousand and six, yeah, and then I went and

686
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:28,880
Speaker 2: put it in my bedroom when I got home and

687
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:32,040
Speaker 2: it sat at the top of my shelf and I

688
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:35,600
Speaker 2: was like, that's Genolan Caves water. That is mineral water,

689
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:39,040
Speaker 2: that is so good for you, and I think it's

690
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:41,800
Speaker 2: going to be worth something one day. And then that

691
00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:44,160
Speaker 2: was in two thousand and six. Anyway, flash forward to

692
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:47,120
Speaker 2: twenty nineteen. I moved to Sydney and I found the

693
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:50,959
Speaker 2: fucking bottle. Thirteen years that orange juice bottle had been

694
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:54,160
Speaker 2: sitting at the top of my cupboard holding the water

695
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:59,120
Speaker 2: from Genolan Caves in it. Yeah, it was crystal fucking clear.

696
00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:01,680
Speaker 2: And guess what, I had a fucking sip.

697
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:03,840
Speaker 1: Do you still have it?

698
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:04,360
Speaker 5: No?

699
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:05,960
Speaker 2: I tipped it down and threw it in the bin.

700
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:09,480
Speaker 2: But I had a sip. Thirteen years that water had

701
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:12,279
Speaker 2: been sitting at the top of my bedroom. Yeah it

702
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:16,640
Speaker 2: was fine. I mean I survived, Although that was twenty nineteen,

703
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:19,600
Speaker 2: six months later worldwide pandemic. Was that me. Who knows?

704
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:23,520
Speaker 2: But thirteen years that water has sat at the top

705
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:27,160
Speaker 2: of my cupboard festering away, and I will I've did

706
00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:29,480
Speaker 2: the research, I did the science behind it. I can

707
00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:32,120
Speaker 2: guarantee the water from Jenolan case. Clearly, it's got to

708
00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:34,959
Speaker 2: be good water to sit up there and not even

709
00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:37,960
Speaker 2: evaporate or anything. Not get I know you, I would have.

710
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:40,080
Speaker 1: Got hot in your room in somewhere and cold.

711
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:43,319
Speaker 2: Yeah. I thought, surely there's a bit of mold or

712
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:45,239
Speaker 2: something going on by the time I get it down,

713
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:47,719
Speaker 2: because I saw it and went, oh God, do I

714
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:51,920
Speaker 2: smell it whatever? Smelted it smelt fine, gave it a sip.

715
00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:55,120
Speaker 2: I went, oh, that's tasty. You know, thirteen years that

716
00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:57,000
Speaker 2: motherfucker was sitting at the top of my cupboard. Anyway,

717
00:34:57,520 --> 00:35:01,239
Speaker 2: So if you want real pure water, go go to

718
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:07,600
Speaker 2: Nolman Caves. You heard it here first, my royal flush.

719
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:09,160
Speaker 2: Is there anything else you want to say about caves

720
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:09,520
Speaker 2: and things?

721
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:11,040
Speaker 1: No, I just hate them. I hate them, and I

722
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:14,640
Speaker 1: don't think people should go in them, like seriously, grow up.

723
00:35:14,719 --> 00:35:23,640
Speaker 2: Okay, well, my royal flush is Look, I need to

724
00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:25,600
Speaker 2: preface this by saying clearly, you're about to hear a

725
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:27,399
Speaker 2: news story here. You're about to hear a news story,

726
00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:30,840
Speaker 2: or just the first sentence of a news story. But

727
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:33,480
Speaker 2: I want to stress that the news story itself is

728
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:35,239
Speaker 2: not a pleasant news story. It is a story about

729
00:35:35,239 --> 00:35:38,160
Speaker 2: someone getting stabbed, and that is not what I will

730
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:41,880
Speaker 2: be laughing at during this segment. During this part of

731
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:44,799
Speaker 2: the segment, it is look, let me just let me

732
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:46,600
Speaker 2: just play the order for you and then maybe we

733
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:48,080
Speaker 2: can discuss. Are you ready, Brittany?

734
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:51,680
Speaker 6: A man is lucky to be alive after being stabbed

735
00:35:51,719 --> 00:35:56,200
Speaker 6: at titty witty beach on your.

736
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:57,320
Speaker 1: Is that a real place?

737
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:01,080
Speaker 2: Titty?

738
00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:02,360
Speaker 1: Is that real?

739
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:04,200
Speaker 2: Again?

740
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:07,400
Speaker 6: A man is lucky to be alive after being stabbed

741
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:11,919
Speaker 6: at tittywitty beach on your peninsula?

742
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:13,439
Speaker 1: Is that real?

743
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:17,560
Speaker 2: Tittywitty beach? Guy? Google girl, tell us where where is

744
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:18,640
Speaker 2: tittywitty beach?

745
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:19,920
Speaker 1: Twitty?

746
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:22,800
Speaker 2: And I mean, I'm so sorry to that man fighting

747
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:26,680
Speaker 2: for his life after being stabbed, but tittywitty beach in

748
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:33,799
Speaker 2: South Australia, I mean, really we need there's a there's

749
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:35,799
Speaker 2: a bed and breakfast while I looks at it called

750
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:41,000
Speaker 2: SMITI at titty witty it is on the like of Adelaide,

751
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:46,239
Speaker 2: I guess or South Australia. Sorry the way that that

752
00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:49,600
Speaker 2: literally like, I was like, I'm sorry to that man,

753
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:54,000
Speaker 2: but fuck that is hilarious and it got me thinking,

754
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:57,560
Speaker 2: like I was thinking, that's a real place in Australia, right,

755
00:36:57,680 --> 00:37:01,560
Speaker 2: titty witty beach. So one thing I always think about

756
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:04,600
Speaker 2: is when I was younger. There's a place up near

757
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:08,239
Speaker 2: you in Newcastle called kurr and Bonga. Kurr and Bong

758
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:10,080
Speaker 2: and Kurran Bong used to have this thing called the

759
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:10,880
Speaker 2: elephant Shop.

760
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:14,400
Speaker 1: The ads or the radio, Yes, come on.

761
00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:16,680
Speaker 2: Down to the elephant shop at kur and Bong.

762
00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:18,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I never wear Oh.

763
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:19,799
Speaker 2: My grandma used to take me.

764
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,200
Speaker 1: Which crystals and everything.

765
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:25,280
Speaker 2: It had crystals. It was very early stage Tree of Life,

766
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:27,000
Speaker 2: like I think the elephant shop became.

767
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:30,120
Speaker 1: So Tree of Life could run and we'd.

768
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:32,120
Speaker 2: Go and buy a bag of crystals and I'd get

769
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:34,200
Speaker 2: all of the different crystals and they just had all

770
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:36,759
Speaker 2: these beautiful things. I don't know. It was just it's

771
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:38,960
Speaker 2: so funny because I'd ask my my grandma would be like,

772
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:40,279
Speaker 2: what do you want to do today? And I'm like,

773
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:42,360
Speaker 2: I want to go to the elephant shop. My grandma

774
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:44,520
Speaker 2: and granddad would drive me to Kurhran Bong.

775
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:49,239
Speaker 1: Where is Karoonbong. We'll tell you another thing speaking of

776
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:52,319
Speaker 1: things that used to exist in between the Central Coast

777
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:55,560
Speaker 1: and Newcastle that I never got the opportunity to go to,

778
00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:57,760
Speaker 1: but I wanted to so badly because there was ads

779
00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:00,640
Speaker 1: on the TV every week but I ever got to go,

780
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:02,399
Speaker 1: and I was so devo that my mum or dad

781
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:06,320
Speaker 1: would never take me. Morisset Mega Market, Oh, now.

782
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:07,720
Speaker 2: That was an experience.

783
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:11,800
Speaker 1: Morrissette Mega Market. Get on down to Morisset Mega Market.

784
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:16,040
Speaker 1: This weekend. We got five dollar Bape jackets. Do you

785
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:18,280
Speaker 1: remember that bape monkey jackets?

786
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:20,760
Speaker 2: Baby mahallo? Yeah, Milo jackets.

787
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:23,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, And they had all that shit, and I wanted

788
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:27,720
Speaker 1: to go so badly. Please It's like forty five minutes

789
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:29,759
Speaker 1: from us. I was never allowed to go, So.

790
00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:31,560
Speaker 2: That was like a that was like an outing for

791
00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:33,960
Speaker 2: my family. Like man, family was like, We're going in

792
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:35,680
Speaker 2: three weeks to Marissette.

793
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:37,920
Speaker 1: Mega If anyone that doesn't know, can you explain what

794
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:40,040
Speaker 1: it was? Was it like a shopping center.

795
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:42,239
Speaker 2: No, so it was like in a big kind of

796
00:38:42,239 --> 00:38:45,920
Speaker 2: shed and it had all like local grossers and farmers

797
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:49,759
Speaker 2: and everything, and it was kind of like like, well, yeah,

798
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:51,719
Speaker 2: it was like an indoor market sort of thing, but

799
00:38:51,719 --> 00:38:54,200
Speaker 2: I think it was permanently there, like it was every week.

800
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:58,880
Speaker 2: And the best part was they had animatronics similar to

801
00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:02,200
Speaker 2: like your Chucky Cheese in America, and so every every

802
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:04,200
Speaker 2: day you'd go and at eleven am, like at the

803
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:06,319
Speaker 2: end of the day after the markets would be like

804
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:07,160
Speaker 2: five to eleven.

805
00:39:07,239 --> 00:39:10,279
Speaker 1: Let's say eleven had shut early, and that's why we'd

806
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:11,040
Speaker 1: never go as well.

807
00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:11,359
Speaker 2: Yeau.

808
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:12,720
Speaker 1: His mom would be like, now I got.

809
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:16,880
Speaker 2: To leave the clock ador always yeah, and at eleven

810
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:20,000
Speaker 2: to say goodbye. They would do this like Von Trapp

811
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:24,359
Speaker 2: family sound of music, music esque and amatronic show with

812
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:26,880
Speaker 2: vegetables and the corn and the carrot and the lettuce

813
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:29,919
Speaker 2: and the peas were all up on like the roof.

814
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:31,920
Speaker 2: It's very hard. There was like a stage on the

815
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:35,759
Speaker 2: roof sort of thing, and at eleven o'clock the song

816
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:39,399
Speaker 2: would play and the vegetables would dance. I'm pretty sure

817
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:41,960
Speaker 2: this was Morris at Mega Markets. The vegetables would dance

818
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,040
Speaker 2: and be like goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.

819
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:46,000
Speaker 1: I think I used to see that at Franklin's.

820
00:39:46,719 --> 00:39:49,680
Speaker 2: Oh that's random because that was before.

821
00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:52,000
Speaker 1: Cole's was Cols. It was Franklin's and I remember seeing

822
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:52,759
Speaker 1: big Dance in Freier.

823
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:57,000
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Coles wasn't Franklin's. Yeah, Franklins became Wore Worse.

824
00:39:57,160 --> 00:39:59,360
Speaker 1: Oh I did it, no, but wool Worse.

825
00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:03,000
Speaker 2: Was around first, like well Worse. Franklin's got absorbed by

826
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:07,600
Speaker 2: oh worse right, I don't know. I don't know. We're

827
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:08,600
Speaker 2: not going down this roete again.

828
00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:10,400
Speaker 1: We did this, I do miss Franklin's.

829
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:13,520
Speaker 2: The point is they were also there was one thing

830
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:16,319
Speaker 2: that I loved, which was a can you please type

831
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:19,359
Speaker 2: in actually go google girl. We'll go go Google girl

832
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:24,920
Speaker 2: Morrissette Mega Market Vegetable show, because I think that will

833
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:28,520
Speaker 2: make sense now. They also had a monkey like King

834
00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:33,600
Speaker 2: Kong go to images hanging from Yes, so that's the

835
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:36,400
Speaker 2: monkey hanging from bars and it would flip around.

836
00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:39,480
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I feel so sad that I never

837
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:40,040
Speaker 1: got to go.

838
00:40:40,239 --> 00:40:42,520
Speaker 2: Now. One other thing, there's the picture.

839
00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:44,880
Speaker 1: Like see that big building there, Hannah that that was

840
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:46,480
Speaker 1: the Mega Market And then there was a video of

841
00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:48,399
Speaker 1: that night. But please can we go?

842
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:50,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then.

843
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:52,359
Speaker 1: Giving Costco before Costco was a thing.

844
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:56,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm trying to look at where these fit. Okay,

845
00:40:56,880 --> 00:40:59,560
Speaker 2: someone might need to help me. Maybe that's a fever dream,

846
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:01,839
Speaker 2: but I remember going. I'm sure it was Morrisset Mega

847
00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:04,000
Speaker 2: Markets and there would be vegetables up on the wall

848
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:07,000
Speaker 2: like a corn and oh, here we go. Oh that's

849
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:09,400
Speaker 2: the monkey swinging. Yeah. So he would go round and

850
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:12,400
Speaker 2: round all Jay. He was on this like bar and

851
00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:15,360
Speaker 2: he was doing trapeze acts and he would swing round

852
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:19,480
Speaker 2: and round and I would just love seeing him. But

853
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:21,239
Speaker 2: if you want to.

854
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:24,360
Speaker 1: We just smoked weed and talking about this someone in

855
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:24,840
Speaker 1: the comments.

856
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:27,920
Speaker 2: If you go to monkey Swinging at Morrisset Mega Markets,

857
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:30,160
Speaker 2: we'll put it in our broadcast channel tomorrow so you

858
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:33,120
Speaker 2: can see that. But I'm sure there were vegetables. Where

859
00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:34,080
Speaker 2: are the vegetables from?

860
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:36,520
Speaker 1: Look up Franklin's Dancing Fruit.

861
00:41:37,719 --> 00:41:40,840
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there it is the Franklin's Dancing Fruit.

862
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:43,879
Speaker 1: Yeah okay, and then they would have it usually under

863
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:47,080
Speaker 1: the big lolly wall. I remember. Fuck, They're scary now

864
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:47,879
Speaker 1: I'm looking at him.

865
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:50,960
Speaker 2: I'm sure Morrisset Mega Markets had something else as well,

866
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:55,279
Speaker 2: because I remember the I remember them dancing monkey. But

867
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:57,479
Speaker 2: then I'm sure there was something else as.

868
00:41:57,360 --> 00:41:59,880
Speaker 1: Well, don't I remember that show Franklin the Turtle.

869
00:42:00,239 --> 00:42:05,919
Speaker 2: So yeah, anyway, what was I talking about? Oh yeah,

870
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:09,400
Speaker 2: another tangent we've gone on names in Australia is what

871
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:12,520
Speaker 2: I was gonna say. So it got me curious, back

872
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:15,640
Speaker 2: to Titty Witty Beach and Kuran Bong. It got me

873
00:42:15,719 --> 00:42:20,640
Speaker 2: curious of like what other random places we have in

874
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:22,920
Speaker 2: Australia and I looked it up, which, by the way,

875
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:26,680
Speaker 2: I didn't know. Timbuctoo is a real place. If you

876
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:29,520
Speaker 2: say going out of tim bucktoo, that's actually a real

877
00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:30,960
Speaker 2: place in Australia, so that's good.

878
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:33,080
Speaker 5: I also have a friend at school that lived at

879
00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:34,640
Speaker 5: Come by Chance, Yeah.

880
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:35,839
Speaker 1: Come by chances on the lift.

881
00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:40,640
Speaker 2: It's situated in the Pelaga region of New South Wales. Piliga,

882
00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:48,800
Speaker 2: okay Biliga, Come by Chance, we Were, We Wore? Oh fuck, Hannah,

883
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:51,280
Speaker 2: get on the mic. Please turn your marc on Regional.

884
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:54,719
Speaker 2: We've got regional girl Hannah in the building too. She's

885
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:55,279
Speaker 2: broken off.

886
00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:57,120
Speaker 1: But you don't know anything about living on a farm.

887
00:42:57,160 --> 00:43:00,040
Speaker 1: And when you got that hate comment that time, you

888
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:02,400
Speaker 1: just lived on one for twenty years. That's fun. You

889
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:03,040
Speaker 1: don't know anything.

890
00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:07,160
Speaker 2: Come by Chance, we Were, We Wore, We Wore Races, coumby,

891
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:07,960
Speaker 2: where's Comby?

892
00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:08,759
Speaker 1: Come by chairs?

893
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:12,719
Speaker 5: Oh and yeah we Wore is where Daft Punk came

894
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:14,840
Speaker 5: to launch one of their albums once at the We

895
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:18,319
Speaker 5: Wore showground and it was like the biggest thing that

896
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:18,880
Speaker 5: ever happened to.

897
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:23,560
Speaker 1: We Wore. Wangiwangie's pretty random. It's spelt like wangy wangy.

898
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:27,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's pretty good. I think this one called

899
00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:31,440
Speaker 2: probably get us canceled. But this one's called Chinaman's Knob

900
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:35,960
Speaker 2: in Victoria. Are you serious Chinaman's knob? Well, that's what

901
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,760
Speaker 2: this article says Australian Traveler dot com.

902
00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:42,520
Speaker 1: A classic one is your poon your pooon? Yeah poo.

903
00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:49,000
Speaker 2: We've got a centered knob in Western Australia. We've got

904
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:55,000
Speaker 2: Wanka Creek in Queensland. We've got Fiddletown in New South Wales.

905
00:43:55,400 --> 00:44:02,640
Speaker 2: Bong Bong Queensland, Big Dick Ball in w a big

906
00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:06,120
Speaker 2: dick boll Dick as in Richard, you know, Big Richard Bor.

907
00:44:06,239 --> 00:44:11,200
Speaker 2: I'm assuming no like Ball Water, big Dick boor in

908
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:15,520
Speaker 2: w a dead cat Gully in New South Wales. And

909
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:19,359
Speaker 2: I also special mention to Linger and die Hill in

910
00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:22,040
Speaker 2: New South Wales. I'm putting it out there if you

911
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:25,200
Speaker 2: live in Linger and die Hill, dead Cat Gully, Big

912
00:44:25,239 --> 00:44:28,600
Speaker 2: Dick Ball, Bong Bong in Queensland or New South Wales,

913
00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:33,480
Speaker 2: because there's two Wanka Creek, Fiddletown, centered knob or Chinaman's

914
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:39,200
Speaker 2: Knob if you live, if you are a scrollering, you

915
00:44:39,239 --> 00:44:41,399
Speaker 2: live there and you can prove to us. I want

916
00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:43,920
Speaker 2: to part of the fucking license. Yes, and you can

917
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:46,400
Speaker 2: prove to us that you live there. You're coming on

918
00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:51,560
Speaker 2: the show. We'll have you call in two high scrollers

919
00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:53,680
Speaker 2: for a special one on one. And you know we

920
00:44:53,719 --> 00:44:56,000
Speaker 2: don't have guests on this podcast. We don't care for

921
00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:59,200
Speaker 2: guests on this podcast. But if someone lives in Bong Bong,

922
00:44:59,719 --> 00:45:02,440
Speaker 2: get Bong Bong ass on this fucking podcast and tell

923
00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:05,120
Speaker 2: us about living in Bong Bong, bitch o on the

924
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:08,160
Speaker 2: Bongbong bitches to come out of the water. Wait, could

925
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:08,720
Speaker 2: just please.

926
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:11,719
Speaker 1: Look up for the population of Bong Bong guy, Google girl.

927
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:13,759
Speaker 2: Population of Bong Bong Queensland.

928
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:18,040
Speaker 1: Place that reminds me of bing and Bong. Here reserve

929
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:25,040
Speaker 1: the universe adventure every day the Bong shop.

930
00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:28,040
Speaker 2: Has come, Bong, smart bongs, glass bongs, water bombs, and

931
00:45:28,080 --> 00:45:28,600
Speaker 2: bong Shop.

932
00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:32,279
Speaker 1: It's bit Bombong, not a real place, Matt and you No,

933
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:34,319
Speaker 1: it's Bong Bong. You've made this up.

934
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:37,480
Speaker 2: No, it's not bing Bong. It's called bing Bong. Is

935
00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:38,160
Speaker 2: a different one.

936
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:44,560
Speaker 1: Bong Bong, Bang and Bog. There's a tiny planet calling

937
00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:49,280
Speaker 1: a new exciting day. All that's coming up is bong mart.

938
00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:54,320
Speaker 2: Now with this article that I've just read I'm thinker

939
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:58,720
Speaker 2: old just racking wrong because I just read Bong Bong

940
00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:04,919
Speaker 2: You're making shit matt bang Bong Bong Bong. Well wait,

941
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:06,239
Speaker 2: have I been punked?

942
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:09,839
Speaker 1: Have you no bottom bong path Oh?

943
00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:14,160
Speaker 2: In Huntley though per Bong Loong Perth it says Queensland

944
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:16,520
Speaker 2: and New South Wales. Here, No, that's a Cloud nine

945
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:21,040
Speaker 2: smoke shop. Hang on a second, smoking stuff.

946
00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:23,800
Speaker 1: There's a up in smoke. There's so many smoke shops

947
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:26,680
Speaker 1: in fucking Perth. What's going on out there? We've got

948
00:46:26,719 --> 00:46:30,759
Speaker 1: smoke station, Cloud nine, smoke up in smoke, smoke and

949
00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:33,600
Speaker 1: stuff Cloud nine.

950
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:40,879
Speaker 2: Bongbong races, Bong Bong picnic race course. Where's the where?

951
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:45,000
Speaker 2: Not a bloody second? Because now I'm now I'm oh

952
00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:48,279
Speaker 2: flustered because I've just can you please look up? Then

953
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:50,839
Speaker 2: let's see if the others on the list work. Fiddletown,

954
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:55,160
Speaker 2: New South Wales. Bong Bong, New South Wales is a

955
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:59,239
Speaker 2: small township in Winge Caribbee Shire. It was also the

956
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:01,839
Speaker 2: name for the surround parish it is with within the

957
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:06,800
Speaker 2: Southern Highlands. Bong Bong, Bong Bong, Passo, Bong Bong Mountain,

958
00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:08,160
Speaker 2: Bogbong Common.

959
00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:10,840
Speaker 1: It's down below Woollongong. Surely there's someone out there from Bongbong,

960
00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:12,360
Speaker 1: historic Bongbong.

961
00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:15,680
Speaker 2: All right, So I want to have a luck. I

962
00:47:15,719 --> 00:47:18,080
Speaker 2: want to have a look at centered Knob. W A please,

963
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:21,320
Speaker 2: I'd love to have a look at centered Knob. No,

964
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:24,120
Speaker 2: not centered like center of the page. It's centered as

965
00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:28,279
Speaker 2: in it smells nice. That's what makes it. It's centered knob.

966
00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:32,640
Speaker 2: Centered smell like a centered candle. Centered knob.

967
00:47:33,239 --> 00:47:35,320
Speaker 1: It's a place in Western Australia.

968
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:36,360
Speaker 2: It's a mountain peak.

969
00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:39,000
Speaker 1: Surely no one lives in Centered Knob. It's got four

970
00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:44,879
Speaker 1: stars on Google. Who has reviewed fucking centered Knob? They said, Wow,

971
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:51,040
Speaker 1: do not believe Brian Kong looks much better than it smells.

972
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:55,560
Speaker 2: They're fighting in the Google reviews. Brian Kong Local Guide

973
00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:59,279
Speaker 2: seventeen reviews seven years ago gave centered Knob a five

974
00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:01,680
Speaker 2: star rating and said it smells better than it looks.

975
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:04,480
Speaker 2: Then Henry has come in ten months ago with a

976
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:06,840
Speaker 2: one star rating of centered Nob and said, don't believe

977
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:09,239
Speaker 2: Brian Kong, it looks much better than it smells. Don't

978
00:48:09,239 --> 00:48:11,880
Speaker 2: believe me, Fine see for yourself, but you'll be sorry.

979
00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:14,320
Speaker 1: What the fuck is with people? On Google Reviews.

980
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:18,000
Speaker 2: I don't know if I think if you're in centered Knob, you're.

981
00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:21,640
Speaker 1: Let me go. We need to go regional.

982
00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:26,040
Speaker 2: Wool Fate, Centered Knob Fate, Bongbong. I need a fake

983
00:48:26,239 --> 00:48:28,600
Speaker 2: Fate the label Bongbong. I want to go. I want

984
00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:30,280
Speaker 2: to you. You need to do a pop up store

985
00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:33,759
Speaker 2: in w a big Dick Ball, bring your big Dick

986
00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:42,719
Speaker 2: energy to bring big brick brick fake big. It's a twist.

987
00:48:44,239 --> 00:48:47,520
Speaker 1: Fate is coming to off the chair. Centered Knob Fate,

988
00:48:47,719 --> 00:48:49,160
Speaker 1: Big Dick Bore.

989
00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:53,920
Speaker 2: Dead Cat Gully, New Fate store opening in dead Cat Gully,

990
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,360
Speaker 2: New South Wales.

991
00:48:55,400 --> 00:49:01,000
Speaker 1: Big Dick Lake Dick's Diggers Gosh three wait seven stars

992
00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:01,680
Speaker 1: on Google.

993
00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:04,000
Speaker 2: We've gone unhinged. I think we've got to wrap it.

994
00:49:04,080 --> 00:49:06,239
Speaker 2: How long we've been recording for I think we've got

995
00:49:06,239 --> 00:49:09,160
Speaker 2: more than enough of an episode because now we're just

996
00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:13,680
Speaker 2: playing silly buggers again. We actually talked for so long

997
00:49:13,719 --> 00:49:16,840
Speaker 2: again that we forgot to actually talk about anything that

998
00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:17,640
Speaker 2: happened on the internet.

999
00:49:17,719 --> 00:49:20,600
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter, because what matters more is us and

1000
00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:23,600
Speaker 1: what we want to say. Well, anyway, that's another episode

1001
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:27,280
Speaker 1: done and dusted and listening scrollers do all the things,

1002
00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:28,399
Speaker 1: Do all.

1003
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:33,200
Speaker 2: The things, Do all the things, dar.

1004
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:38,360
Speaker 1: Si, do all the things. You know, subscribe five stars,

1005
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:39,319
Speaker 1: blah blah blah.

1006
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:40,759
Speaker 2: I can't wait to be doing a meet and greet

1007
00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:47,040
Speaker 2: soon in Wanka Creek, so seeing all there. Bomb find

1008
00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:52,040
Speaker 2: out we're releasing an album in We Wore Bitch. This

1009
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:55,440
Speaker 2: has been the most chaotic episode. Thanks for joining me, Brittany,

1010
00:49:55,520 --> 00:49:59,439
Speaker 2: thanks for being here, Hannah, thanks for listening. Scrollers. Anyway, Darla,

1011
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:02,120
Speaker 2: better let you go. I'm going to sniff a scented knob.

1012
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:05,960
Speaker 1: I