WEBVTT - Hayesy Is A Terrible Gift Giver 0:00:01.600 --> 0:00:07.960 Get every morning, every day, Adelaides, Can I just speak 0:00:07.960 --> 0:00:11.600 from my heart just for a second. Can I just 0:00:11.640 --> 0:00:17.919 talk about how hard it is for me what you 0:00:18.040 --> 0:00:20.759 roll in your eyes for you're supposed to be my confidant. 0:00:22.840 --> 0:00:25.520 I just reserve the right not to take your side 0:00:25.760 --> 0:00:27.080 on this particular occasion. 0:00:27.080 --> 0:00:30.960 But but do proceed. I'm trying to you're trying to say. 0:00:30.960 --> 0:00:33.960 As I was saying, Can I just say how hard 0:00:34.000 --> 0:00:42.320 it is as a man to buy a Christmas present? 0:00:44.080 --> 0:00:47.680 Thank you for the round of applause. That was very 0:00:47.720 --> 0:00:48.239 brave of me. 0:00:48.440 --> 0:00:54.440 Can I just take a deep breath for a start 0:00:54.480 --> 0:00:55.600 through the mouth sweat. 0:00:55.760 --> 0:00:57.840 You're going to sit there and say how hard. 0:00:57.560 --> 0:01:01.640 It is for you at Christmas? Well, what have you organized? 0:01:01.720 --> 0:01:03.320 Let me ask you a few questions. What have you 0:01:03.400 --> 0:01:04.560 organized for Christmas lunch? 0:01:05.840 --> 0:01:09.200 I've organized my presence first and foremost. 0:01:09.520 --> 0:01:12.520 I've organized to When you say presents, you mean your 0:01:12.520 --> 0:01:13.640 presence to be at Christmas. 0:01:13.840 --> 0:01:16.880 Presence with presents. Yes, a presence is my presence. No, 0:01:16.959 --> 0:01:18.720 we're going somewhere else for Christmas, so. 0:01:18.680 --> 0:01:19.720 You don't have to worry about that. 0:01:19.840 --> 0:01:22.360 No, so you don't have to make any salads or 0:01:22.440 --> 0:01:25.600 potatoes or pick up any roast meat or anything like that. 0:01:25.640 --> 0:01:27.080 You don't have to worry about any of it. 0:01:27.120 --> 0:01:35.280 Does someone do that? I'm joking, I'm not that much 0:01:35.319 --> 0:01:36.000 of a pea. 0:01:37.920 --> 0:01:40.880 The next question, what presence have you organized for the kids? 0:01:41.360 --> 0:01:45.480 I haven't yet. I haven't yet. Car already has. She 0:01:45.560 --> 0:01:47.360 has already organized all the presents. 0:01:47.440 --> 0:01:49.000 That's good, So you don't have to worry about that. 0:01:49.320 --> 0:01:49.400 No. 0:01:49.560 --> 0:01:52.480 All I need to worry about is the lovely ladies 0:01:52.520 --> 0:01:55.400 in my life, and that is Cara. I have to 0:01:55.440 --> 0:01:57.680 get her a present at some stage, but traditionally I 0:01:57.720 --> 0:01:59.520 kind of haven't because when I have done that, I've 0:01:59.560 --> 0:02:01.200 completely got it wrong and we've had to take the 0:02:01.240 --> 0:02:01.840 presence back. 0:02:01.920 --> 0:02:02.800 Do you do. 0:02:02.800 --> 0:02:04.560 You want to know how you're tracking on the buying 0:02:04.600 --> 0:02:06.120 a present for your wife front? 0:02:06.320 --> 0:02:08.200 I can give you some advice. 0:02:07.840 --> 0:02:09.519 If you like, because are you in contact? 0:02:10.280 --> 0:02:10.600 Yes? 0:02:11.160 --> 0:02:11.600 Do you want to? 0:02:11.919 --> 0:02:12.119 Can? 0:02:12.160 --> 0:02:13.960 I just read out the text message that I sent 0:02:14.120 --> 0:02:17.239 to Kara last Friday, so a week ago. So you've 0:02:17.240 --> 0:02:21.680 still done nothing in this space, I said, Kara, because 0:02:21.680 --> 0:02:22.800 I know she wants a bracelet? 0:02:22.919 --> 0:02:24.239 What bracelet do you want? 0:02:24.240 --> 0:02:26.119 I told you she wanted a bracelet. 0:02:26.320 --> 0:02:28.800 I know, thank you, but you hadn't selected a bracelet, 0:02:28.800 --> 0:02:30.680 had you I said, Carrat, what bracelet do you want? 0:02:30.720 --> 0:02:32.800 I might be able to help him out because he 0:02:32.919 --> 0:02:35.760 appears to be floundering in this space. 0:02:35.960 --> 0:02:39.200 You won't tell me she did tell you one? 0:02:39.280 --> 0:02:39.760 Did you want? 0:02:39.840 --> 0:02:41.320 You're an idiot. 0:02:41.360 --> 0:02:44.080 Because she's written back, he's a clown. 0:02:44.480 --> 0:02:50.799 I told him I've already ordered it that. 0:02:56.080 --> 0:03:00.080 Okay, look, okay, what I will say is you, by 0:03:00.120 --> 0:03:01.640 the way, are you going to get me a Christmas gift? 0:03:01.800 --> 0:03:01.960 Yeah? 0:03:01.960 --> 0:03:04.200 Of course they will. You don't have to, I do 0:03:04.320 --> 0:03:04.560 have to. 0:03:04.800 --> 0:03:08.240 Can't we just agree not to because I'm going to 0:03:08.240 --> 0:03:10.360 stuff it up? You know how it is? You know 0:03:10.440 --> 0:03:13.320 it easy is to shop for men. Okay, No, it's not. 0:03:13.560 --> 0:03:16.239 You're a hard person to buy for. 0:03:15.240 --> 0:03:15.280 You. 0:03:17.240 --> 0:03:19.639 You've got no dress, so I can't buy you any 0:03:19.720 --> 0:03:20.400 decent clothes. 0:03:20.480 --> 0:03:21.160 That's my point. 0:03:21.240 --> 0:03:23.880 Whatever Car gets me fashion wise, I love it because 0:03:23.880 --> 0:03:25.400 I don't know what the hell I'm doing. If I 0:03:25.520 --> 0:03:27.600 got Car some clothes, there's no way in the world 0:03:27.639 --> 0:03:28.080 that you would like. 0:03:28.160 --> 0:03:29.760 It's such a cop out for you to stand there 0:03:29.800 --> 0:03:31.680 and say you don't get me a present, because that 0:03:31.760 --> 0:03:34.519 absolves you of the responsibility of being thoughtful and going 0:03:34.560 --> 0:03:36.840 to get me a present. And I won't have it. 0:03:37.040 --> 0:03:42.880 I won't, I won't, I will not see it. 0:03:44.360 --> 0:03:46.960 It's not it's not a lazy thing. It's a fear 0:03:46.960 --> 0:03:50.080 of failure. What are you nodding along there for? 0:03:50.240 --> 0:03:53.280 Produ So, if you've just joined us this morning, we've 0:03:53.320 --> 0:03:59.480 been having a welcome, a robust conversation about the fact 0:03:59.520 --> 0:04:02.119 that I would like to buy you a gift for Christmas, 0:04:02.440 --> 0:04:05.840 and you want to wipe the slate clean because you 0:04:05.920 --> 0:04:09.680 can't be bothered. And also you're in the same conundrum 0:04:09.680 --> 0:04:12.160 with your wife where she wanted a bracelet. She's just 0:04:12.240 --> 0:04:14.520 ordered herself because she knows that you are pretty useless 0:04:14.560 --> 0:04:17.599 in this space. However, my point to you, and I'm 0:04:17.600 --> 0:04:19.320 just trying to help you. I'm trying to help you 0:04:19.480 --> 0:04:20.760 develop and involve it. 0:04:20.839 --> 0:04:23.680 Guess like me by genuinely insulting me and say you're 0:04:23.720 --> 0:04:24.279 trying to help me. 0:04:26.680 --> 0:04:27.920 I don't know what to say to that, because that's 0:04:27.920 --> 0:04:28.440 exactly what. 0:04:28.400 --> 0:04:29.960 I was doing to help you. 0:04:30.040 --> 0:04:32.120 Oh well, I sort of am. I just want to 0:04:32.600 --> 0:04:34.560 gift from you. That's the crux. 0:04:34.240 --> 0:04:34.640 Of all that. 0:04:35.600 --> 0:04:37.760 What I'm saying is you're going to get a gift, 0:04:38.080 --> 0:04:39.800 but I don't want you to be disappointed. 0:04:39.839 --> 0:04:41.400 Well, I don't want to be disappointed either, So we 0:04:41.440 --> 0:04:42.520 are on the same page. 0:04:42.600 --> 0:04:44.000 So let's just call it off. 0:04:50.560 --> 0:04:53.359 I did say to you progress, I did say to 0:04:53.440 --> 0:04:53.960 you before. 0:04:54.000 --> 0:04:55.159 It's not about the gift. 0:04:55.240 --> 0:04:59.320 It's about I want to show you that I appreciate 0:04:59.400 --> 0:05:02.279 you in this. I appreciate everything you do for me 0:05:02.320 --> 0:05:06.359 as my co host. I appreciate all things Andrew Hayes, 0:05:06.360 --> 0:05:08.000 and I just want to show you that at Christmas. 0:05:08.080 --> 0:05:10.760 Yeah, and I the same goes for you. But I 0:05:10.800 --> 0:05:13.560 just don't want to disapproach you unless you tell me 0:05:13.600 --> 0:05:15.080 what you want for you. 0:05:15.680 --> 0:05:17.440 Do you know what's going to happen. I'm going to 0:05:17.480 --> 0:05:19.400 tell you what Jodie wants and then you'll go and 0:05:19.400 --> 0:05:19.680 get that. 0:05:19.800 --> 0:05:20.520 What's happen? 0:05:21.040 --> 0:05:23.280 I want to know your policy at work, though, what's 0:05:23.320 --> 0:05:25.200 the go Do you do a Chris Kringle? Have you 0:05:25.240 --> 0:05:26.960 done a Chris Kringle in the past and it's been 0:05:27.040 --> 0:05:31.600 absolutely Have you got a crappy gift from a coworker? 0:05:31.680 --> 0:05:32.400 What are the rules? 0:05:32.600 --> 0:05:34.839 I was telling you guys that I every year will 0:05:34.839 --> 0:05:38.360 buy my boss at Channel ten in particular, and my 0:05:38.360 --> 0:05:39.000 boss at Nover. 0:05:39.160 --> 0:05:43.520 I've just I will this year. 0:05:43.520 --> 0:05:45.960 Anyway, I'd buy like a nice bottle of red because 0:05:46.040 --> 0:05:46.680 I really. 0:05:46.440 --> 0:05:48.600 Appreciate you, really appreciate employment. 0:05:48.880 --> 0:05:56.719 Yeah, few people that have lost radio jobs this year. 0:05:59.200 --> 0:06:01.920 I'm happy to begin up every day and having a job. God, 0:06:02.240 --> 0:06:02.800 do you do that? 0:06:02.960 --> 0:06:03.039 No? 0:06:03.160 --> 0:06:03.600 You wouldn't. 0:06:03.839 --> 0:06:06.760 No, No, I do not do that. Are you saying 0:06:06.760 --> 0:06:07.680 I should start doing it? 0:06:07.800 --> 0:06:08.160 I was. 0:06:08.200 --> 0:06:10.000 I'm happy to start doing it. If that could be 0:06:10.040 --> 0:06:13.599 the difference the little things? 0:06:13.920 --> 0:06:14.160 Yeah. 0:06:14.200 --> 0:06:16.279 Thirteen twenty four ten, let's do this this morning. Have 0:06:16.360 --> 0:06:19.080 you got yourself pretty crappy gift at work? And watch 0:06:19.080 --> 0:06:21.719 your policy? Are you expected to buy something for someone else? 0:06:21.760 --> 0:06:23.040 What about it can be broadened as well? 0:06:23.080 --> 0:06:25.000 What if you've got a really really awesome gift from 0:06:25.040 --> 0:06:26.800 work unexpected? 0:06:26.920 --> 0:06:28.599 Oh yeah, oh yeah, because you. 0:06:28.640 --> 0:06:30.360 Did that to me last year. You're like, oh here, 0:06:30.640 --> 0:06:33.040 here's some fitness equipment, here's some fitness clothes. I was like, 0:06:33.080 --> 0:06:34.360 oh my gosh, it's that's. 0:06:34.200 --> 0:06:36.000 Above and we're getting birkenstocks. 0:06:36.040 --> 0:06:38.360 Turn and then you've got me before. 0:06:40.080 --> 0:06:41.360 Not even the balaine. 0:06:41.440 --> 0:06:41.640 No. 0:06:44.040 --> 0:06:46.440 I like to give good gifts. I like to make 0:06:46.480 --> 0:06:47.840 people feel appreciated. 0:06:47.960 --> 0:06:50.360 Your love language, well, speaking of get yourself on air, 0:06:50.360 --> 0:06:52.560 we've got a bunch of Santa's Wonderland passes to give 0:06:52.600 --> 0:06:53.240 to you. 0:06:53.640 --> 0:06:56.280 Speaking of I like to make you feel appreciated. 0:06:58.960 --> 0:07:00.839 We're is working through I'd call it a bit of 0:07:00.839 --> 0:07:04.000 an issue which we're getting on. We're making some progress. 0:07:03.440 --> 0:07:07.440 In terms of exchanging gifts between myself and you. 0:07:07.560 --> 0:07:08.880 Joson, do you need. 0:07:08.800 --> 0:07:10.679 Someone to step in and mediate at this point? 0:07:10.840 --> 0:07:12.720 We're getting there. I think we're making progress, are we. 0:07:13.640 --> 0:07:17.080 I don't want to disappoint you and you want to 0:07:17.120 --> 0:07:18.080 give a gift though. 0:07:18.800 --> 0:07:20.520 But the fact that you don't want to give a 0:07:20.560 --> 0:07:23.000 gift disappoints me. What part of that don't you understand? 0:07:23.040 --> 0:07:23.360 Anyway? 0:07:23.480 --> 0:07:26.000 Thirty twenty four to ten, we're doing this this morning. 0:07:27.160 --> 0:07:29.760 Gifts at work? Did you get a crappy one? Have 0:07:29.880 --> 0:07:32.720 you had a horrendous Chris Kringle. Let's go to Kayla 0:07:32.760 --> 0:07:34.080 from two Wells. What happened Kayla? 0:07:34.120 --> 0:07:35.160 Did you get a gift from work? 0:07:36.120 --> 0:07:36.520 I did? 0:07:36.640 --> 0:07:37.000 I did? 0:07:37.080 --> 0:07:41.040 I got a box of Childsworth nuts and I'm actually 0:07:41.280 --> 0:07:44.440 allergic to notts't it? 0:07:45.440 --> 0:07:48.880 Do you to prove a point, Kaylor, do you eat 0:07:48.920 --> 0:07:50.880 the nuts and then go into anaphyactic shop? 0:07:52.360 --> 0:07:52.520 Oh? 0:07:52.520 --> 0:07:54.800 I actually got given it and they said, oh, we 0:07:54.880 --> 0:07:56.960 know that you're allergic, so maybe you could give this 0:07:57.000 --> 0:07:57.600 to your partner. 0:07:57.800 --> 0:07:58.920 Oh my god. 0:08:02.800 --> 0:08:05.600 Okay, that reminds me of a story when I worked 0:08:05.600 --> 0:08:08.400 at another place of employment and there were lots of 0:08:08.440 --> 0:08:12.840 couples there, so in order to save money, they said, 0:08:13.200 --> 0:08:15.440 you're not each going to get a Christmas Ham. 0:08:15.720 --> 0:08:17.000 We can have you can. 0:08:16.880 --> 0:08:20.800 Have one between two, so the couple can share the 0:08:20.880 --> 0:08:24.360 Christmas hands. Like, just because he works here, it doesn't 0:08:24.400 --> 0:08:26.840 mean that I haven't worked here, you know what I mean. 0:08:26.880 --> 0:08:29.360 We've both worked here. We both want a goddamn hand. 0:08:29.560 --> 0:08:33.080 Yeah, there's there's also I'm give you more detail off air, 0:08:33.920 --> 0:08:36.480 the situation in a Melbourne radio show where someone called 0:08:36.520 --> 0:08:39.000 up about how it shouldn't be leather used for the sharance. 0:08:39.200 --> 0:08:41.360 Oh yeah, because they are an animal activist. And the 0:08:41.400 --> 0:08:43.000 price for getting on air it was a ham. 0:08:45.640 --> 0:08:52.960 That's men, Thank you, Taylor. Let's got erin from fairbew 0:08:52.960 --> 0:08:53.680 Park Hey Erin. 0:08:54.400 --> 0:08:55.160 Hi, how are you going? 0:08:55.640 --> 0:08:57.079 What'd you get for you? Chris Kringle? 0:08:57.640 --> 0:09:00.160 Oh, we do it, Chris Kringle, And we usually we 0:09:00.200 --> 0:09:02.360 get to kind of write what we might like. And 0:09:02.480 --> 0:09:04.880 I wrote a candle because the year before someone got 0:09:04.880 --> 0:09:06.960 me a beautiful candle, so I thought, yeah, I'd love 0:09:07.000 --> 0:09:11.280 another candle, and I got like an Airwick toilet. Can 0:09:14.360 --> 0:09:15.200 it looks like an. 0:09:15.080 --> 0:09:15.800 Air Fresh night? 0:09:15.880 --> 0:09:20.160 Oh no, yeah, a little bit disappointed. 0:09:20.400 --> 0:09:23.760 So errand's after your glasshouse candle, which cheap by the way. Yeah, 0:09:23.800 --> 0:09:25.640 and she's taken on a fresher. 0:09:26.880 --> 0:09:28.679 So do you think the person knew what they were 0:09:28.679 --> 0:09:30.600 doing or was just just a bit of a common 0:09:30.600 --> 0:09:32.040 mistake that US spokes can make. 0:09:32.800 --> 0:09:34.480 You didn't specify which you said anyone? 0:09:34.720 --> 0:09:36.200 Yeah? I feel like it might have been one of 0:09:36.200 --> 0:09:37.600 the men in the sea. 0:09:39.040 --> 0:09:40.000 Yeah we can. 0:09:40.120 --> 0:09:41.960 We can know it down to the one and one 0:09:41.960 --> 0:09:45.160 of the men who was a title all right? 0:09:45.520 --> 0:09:46.600 Third twenty four to ten. 0:09:46.960 --> 0:09:49.120 Those poor gifts that you were received around Christmas time, 0:09:49.120 --> 0:09:52.280 particularly at the workplace, I haven't really had experience with 0:09:52.320 --> 0:09:56.440 a good one yet, not really just smulling over whether 0:09:56.440 --> 0:09:58.480 we should be giving each other Christmas gifts or not, 0:09:58.559 --> 0:10:01.400 because it can be a very confus using process for 0:10:01.520 --> 0:10:02.480 one person in the day. 0:10:02.600 --> 0:10:05.320 I mean a lot of the rules at work is 0:10:05.360 --> 0:10:07.880 the question we're asking thirteen twenty four to ten. Danielle 0:10:07.880 --> 0:10:11.480 from No Longer Downs Chris Kringle, you got around it. 0:10:12.480 --> 0:10:16.680 Well, it was terrible. So we all were nurses We 0:10:16.800 --> 0:10:19.599 all got each other gifts and I probably went a 0:10:19.600 --> 0:10:23.240 little bit above, and come time to hand them out, 0:10:23.400 --> 0:10:27.040 I'm waiting and waiting and there was no gift. And 0:10:27.080 --> 0:10:30.520 then the person that actually did do the gift said, 0:10:31.040 --> 0:10:33.160 I'm really sorry, but I think it's been stolen. 0:10:33.880 --> 0:10:34.760 This is what I gave. 0:10:34.840 --> 0:10:37.960 You have a merry Christmas. But I got nothing and 0:10:38.000 --> 0:10:38.920 it was never found. 0:10:38.960 --> 0:10:40.040 What were you supposed to have got? 0:10:41.240 --> 0:10:46.800 It was a beautiful candle and some bedstops, but yeah, 0:10:46.840 --> 0:10:48.720 it was never got a Chris Kringle. 0:10:48.920 --> 0:10:51.040 Okay, I don't want to call BS on this, but 0:10:51.160 --> 0:10:52.760 I'm going to need some more information. Was there a 0:10:52.800 --> 0:10:55.120 photo of the said present or that you're just taking 0:10:55.160 --> 0:10:56.000 a word for it. 0:10:56.160 --> 0:10:59.240 No, but the person was pretty genuine, like I don't. 0:10:59.400 --> 0:11:01.840 Oh look, you know what. Anything is possible on a ward, 0:11:01.880 --> 0:11:02.240 isn't it. 0:11:03.600 --> 0:11:05.280 See that's interesting as well, because I had a couple 0:11:05.320 --> 0:11:08.880 of people with my wedding like, oh, you've got the car. 0:11:11.679 --> 0:11:14.240 On the kitchen, so i'm a kitchen bench. Yeah, I'll 0:11:14.240 --> 0:11:16.120 have to get it to you. Never got it to me. 0:11:16.160 --> 0:11:17.600 Okay, to be fair, if I had a dollar for 0:11:17.640 --> 0:11:18.839 every time I said that, just because I. 0:11:18.760 --> 0:11:21.000 Forgot to buy a card. Oh I left the card 0:11:21.000 --> 0:11:21.840 at home, No I didn't. 0:11:24.240 --> 0:11:28.200 Just from a Seaford Meadows. Good morning, Jess, good morning, 0:11:28.320 --> 0:11:31.800 How are you good? What happened with the Christmas present? So? 0:11:31.920 --> 0:11:34.840 I was about six months pregnant and I was huge, 0:11:35.000 --> 0:11:37.720 and they gave me a dinner mixer pack that you 0:11:37.760 --> 0:11:38.400 get from. 0:11:38.240 --> 0:11:43.120 Big w Very nice, very nice because because you know, heavily. 0:11:42.840 --> 0:11:44.800 Pay My partner enjoyed that one. 0:11:44.960 --> 0:11:48.240 Yeah, because it's Christmas and you're heavily pregnant and you 0:11:48.280 --> 0:11:49.920 can't drink, and what you. 0:11:49.920 --> 0:11:51.480 Want you eat the good food. 0:11:51.520 --> 0:11:53.600 Either what you want is for someone to rub your 0:11:53.640 --> 0:11:54.000 nose in it. 0:11:54.200 --> 0:11:54.920 So it's good. 0:11:56.480 --> 0:11:58.520 Is something that you cannot to drink this Christmas? 0:11:58.880 --> 0:12:01.079 That works, doesn't it? Aniel and Jess going to send 0:12:01.080 --> 0:12:04.040 you off to Santa's Wonderland. So look we're going to 0:12:04.040 --> 0:12:04.679 have to do something here. 0:12:06.120 --> 0:12:09.559 Your father, he's on the moneyless. 0:12:08.559 --> 0:12:13.080 Jody and Hazes six did not be Yeah, that's right. 0:12:13.640 --> 0:12:17.240 In terms of getting someone to talk about how much 0:12:17.520 --> 0:12:20.640 females orgasm, am ither man. 0:12:22.080 --> 0:12:27.920 I don't think I am anyway we're doing this. This 0:12:28.040 --> 0:12:30.640 was a concerning status speech. Huts. Nearly two and three 0:12:30.679 --> 0:12:34.400 women have faked orgasms. Oh my very goodness. 0:12:34.600 --> 0:12:37.000 So they did a big old survey of about five 0:12:37.080 --> 0:12:43.720 hundred people eighteen to eighty eighteen years old, still going 0:12:43.760 --> 0:12:46.400 up and finding showed that sixty four percent of women 0:12:46.440 --> 0:12:49.920 had faked an orgasm before, compared to thirty four percent 0:12:49.960 --> 0:12:50.360 of men. 0:12:50.800 --> 0:12:56.240 Okay, so this surprised inflection in your voice is curious 0:12:56.280 --> 0:12:56.480 to me. 0:12:56.679 --> 0:12:58.680 You think this is shocking for the eighty year old 0:13:00.240 --> 0:13:01.040 two out of three? 0:13:01.320 --> 0:13:03.440 Yeah, well, I'm a little bit dar concerned. Here's some 0:13:03.480 --> 0:13:06.240 reasons why for most common appear to be due to 0:13:06.280 --> 0:13:09.440 the short length of the relationship. Maybe ladies aren't comfortable 0:13:09.440 --> 0:13:11.880 in a particular relationship. Other reasons, they just want the 0:13:11.920 --> 0:13:16.000 sex to end. Yeah, that's not fun, because they want 0:13:16.000 --> 0:13:19.040 to excite and pleasure a partner, thinking about others before 0:13:19.080 --> 0:13:22.439 themselves believable scenes, and also to avoid upsetting a partner 0:13:22.679 --> 0:13:24.199 for not having an orgasm. 0:13:24.320 --> 0:13:26.800 Okay, how about this. 0:13:26.800 --> 0:13:28.800 This particular theory is supported by the fact that people 0:13:28.840 --> 0:13:31.120 faked it were more likely you sex toys frequently and 0:13:31.200 --> 0:13:33.439 use them alone rather than with their partner. 0:13:33.880 --> 0:13:35.240 What is going on in the world? 0:13:35.480 --> 0:13:35.840 Okay? 0:13:36.559 --> 0:13:37.000 Producers? 0:13:37.040 --> 0:13:38.680 Are we where do we start? We need to break 0:13:38.679 --> 0:13:41.679 this down for you. Okay, sexism is fun for women 0:13:41.760 --> 0:13:42.160 as it. 0:13:42.120 --> 0:13:44.600 Is for men. Excuse me very much. 0:13:47.840 --> 0:13:50.319 It's just a lot of work. 0:13:50.920 --> 0:13:54.120 It's just a lot of unnecessary tasks that you have 0:13:54.200 --> 0:13:56.120 to perform to get to where you want to go. 0:13:56.240 --> 0:13:57.199 And who can be bothered? 0:13:57.360 --> 0:14:03.920 Well, guess what's sweetiesh Maybe you girls are shack it 0:14:04.000 --> 0:14:04.800 up with the wrong bloke. 0:14:04.960 --> 0:14:11.880 Ah, okay, so I'm throwing so much shade. No it's not, 0:14:11.960 --> 0:14:14.400 it's not on him. It's actually like, I know what 0:14:14.440 --> 0:14:15.960 I'm doing, I know what I have to do to 0:14:16.000 --> 0:14:17.920 get there, I know how long it will take, I 0:14:17.960 --> 0:14:20.120 know what positions you need to be in. 0:14:20.520 --> 0:14:22.360 But can I be bothered to do it half the time? 0:14:22.520 --> 0:14:26.200 No, Because if you want to use something else, let's 0:14:26.240 --> 0:14:27.200 praise it that way. 0:14:27.400 --> 0:14:28.640 It's a hell of a lot easier. 0:14:28.800 --> 0:14:29.720 What do you mean, something else? 0:14:29.800 --> 0:14:30.360 Something else? 0:14:30.520 --> 0:14:31.000 What do you mean? 0:14:31.080 --> 0:14:31.400 Come on? 0:14:31.720 --> 0:14:32.080 Come on? 0:14:32.520 --> 0:14:32.960 Come on? 0:14:33.280 --> 0:14:33.720 Am I right? 0:14:33.760 --> 0:14:34.200 Producers? 0:14:34.400 --> 0:14:34.760 I think? 0:14:34.960 --> 0:14:36.520 Did you say eighty four percent of women have. 0:14:37.080 --> 0:14:39.360 I'd say one hundred fifty four percent of women? 0:14:39.400 --> 0:14:42.000 Oh, I would have been shocked at eighty four. Like 0:14:42.120 --> 0:14:45.560 I think lots and lots of women have. I would 0:14:45.600 --> 0:14:46.560 say most of my friends. 0:14:47.240 --> 0:14:50.360 Sometimes you just want to get it done, man, you know, like, 0:14:50.440 --> 0:14:52.600 I don't know, why do you look so surprised? 0:14:52.720 --> 0:14:55.040 Isn't it just is sex just really easy for you? 0:14:55.200 --> 0:14:55.920 Is that the thing? 0:14:56.040 --> 0:15:00.920 This situation is why I do it? The fragility of me, yes, 0:15:01.360 --> 0:15:04.920 the upset. 0:15:02.640 --> 0:15:06.000 The performing given that aggravating even this survey, it's like 0:15:06.480 --> 0:15:09.600 scientists discover the real reason women for orgasms and it 0:15:09.680 --> 0:15:11.080 might not mean their partner is bad? 0:15:11.120 --> 0:15:12.200 And did a man like this. 0:15:12.240 --> 0:15:18.160 Because it's your fault. 0:15:18.160 --> 0:15:20.520 Doing everything that I have to do? What's wrong with you? 0:15:21.880 --> 0:15:23.720 We're all built the same. No, it looks like a 0:15:23.760 --> 0:15:24.760 couple of seconds right. 0:15:27.160 --> 0:15:28.480 With name. 0:15:30.880 --> 0:15:34.680 Ladies are very lucky. I'll say that, and I'll take 0:15:34.720 --> 0:15:37.040 that back as well. I don't know. Greg's probably a phenomenal, 0:15:38.520 --> 0:15:39.600 but it sounds like he's wrong. 0:15:42.440 --> 0:15:44.800 Kids, multiple kids. 0:15:45.040 --> 0:15:46.720 You had better hope that this is not a gym 0:15:46.760 --> 0:15:51.200 morning and he's not your Your romance is on the line. 0:15:51.560 --> 0:15:54.040 Love you, Greg, anyway, I just hope that Carl is 0:15:54.080 --> 0:15:54.720 not listening as well. 0:15:55.280 --> 0:15:55.480 Well. 0:15:56.320 --> 0:15:58.880 She'd be in the eighty four percent to. 0:15:58.880 --> 0:16:04.200 Call up and be like, Alu, let's talk about your 0:16:04.200 --> 0:16:06.120 biscuit biscuit chat. 0:16:06.200 --> 0:16:07.760 Finally, Yeah, let's do it. 0:16:07.920 --> 0:16:09.360 Okay. 0:16:09.960 --> 0:16:13.200 Australia's most popular biscuit of twenty twenty four has been 0:16:13.240 --> 0:16:16.160 revealed with foodies across the country. Crowning are well known 0:16:16.200 --> 0:16:20.240 by as their absolute chef's kiss favorite. 0:16:20.280 --> 0:16:22.240 And let's just be honest, it's just the contest of 0:16:22.240 --> 0:16:23.240 your favorite arts biscuits. 0:16:23.320 --> 0:16:23.960 Yeah that's true. 0:16:24.000 --> 0:16:26.080 Sheeez, that's a dominant market for Arnt's. 0:16:26.080 --> 0:16:27.480 Isn't there any other brand of biscuit? 0:16:27.800 --> 0:16:30.400 My very goodness, before we whip through the top ten, 0:16:30.560 --> 0:16:33.480 what about this the five oldest biscuits that Ozzies can 0:16:33.520 --> 0:16:37.080 still buy today from Arnot's Milk Arrowroot. And as we know, 0:16:37.240 --> 0:16:39.640 eighteen eighty two was a very good year for pickies. 0:16:40.200 --> 0:16:43.640 That's when Milk Arrowroot came out eighteen eighty two, along 0:16:43.640 --> 0:16:45.600 with Arnot's water Crackers. 0:16:45.360 --> 0:16:49.359 Oh who likes a water. 0:16:49.720 --> 0:16:54.120 And then you've got Sao'siced Vovos and Scotch Fingers. They 0:16:54.160 --> 0:16:56.040 all came out in nineteen oh six. 0:16:56.280 --> 0:16:58.440 I always suggest that the milk Arrow Root, if they 0:16:58.520 --> 0:17:00.760 named that in eighteen eighty two, could they look at 0:17:00.760 --> 0:17:03.320 a name change in the year twenty twenty four. 0:17:03.480 --> 0:17:06.640 I bless this company and some of the biscuits are 0:17:06.960 --> 0:17:11.720 just so, but giving kids milk Arrowroot biscuits and calling 0:17:11.760 --> 0:17:12.320 them a treat. 0:17:12.800 --> 0:17:13.520