Speaker 1: It is Show and Tell Tom Dirty Everyone, it is
Speaker 1: Monty and Man.
Speaker 2: You just had abound seven different genres.
Speaker 1: And I you know what I sten getting it did
Speaker 1: start of country, and I have been getting into country lately.
Speaker 1: You know what I always listened to when I'm when
Speaker 1: I'm just around the house, come and pull me up
Speaker 1: A double shout of whiskey, everybody at the barg and tipsy.
Speaker 1: Do you know that one? Yeah, it's so good.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: I also love I Forgetty's name, Luke someone's version of
Speaker 1: you Get Affairs.
Speaker 2: I hate that so much, Okay, because that song's perfect.
Speaker 2: He ruined it, No, he didn't.
Speaker 1: You've got to just surrender. The first time I heard it,
Speaker 1: I didn't like it, and then I loved it. I
Speaker 1: love Chris Stapleton as well. Like I'm getting right into country.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you start listening to that blonde one that
Speaker 2: was on American Idol that like sang it Trump's inauguration.
Speaker 1: Or whatever, carry Underwood. No, I haven't listened to her.
Speaker 1: But I also loved the chicks formerly known as Dixie Chicks.
Speaker 1: They're not the Dixie Chicks anymore. No, it's a racist connotation.
Speaker 1: I don't know. The history of it, I think so. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so they had to drop it to the k.
Speaker 2: Patsy Kline is one of my favorites, and she is country.
Speaker 2: What does she sing? She like died in a plane
Speaker 2: crash in the fifties, Yeah, but like crazy sweet dreams
Speaker 2: like you will know.
Speaker 1: This one sweet dreams made?
Speaker 2: No, that's the Earth mix.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well what's the other one that? I just can't
Speaker 1: believe how long we've been doing this podcast for and
Speaker 1: never ever can I get you to sing you just
Speaker 1: won't dream no, no.
Speaker 2: No it.
Speaker 1: You know what Arlo has been listening to a lot.
Speaker 1: Arlo gets one song and he plays it on repeat,
Speaker 1: like I don't know how he can listen to the
Speaker 1: same song for so long. But he's in the shower
Speaker 1: and last night I walked in there. He had his
Speaker 1: eyes closed, singing, just like literally feeling the music. And
Speaker 1: this was the song never even heard of, mister tewerphone Man,
Speaker 1: A new addition, mister telephone Man, new addition.
Speaker 2: They were like an eighties nineties band.
Speaker 1: I don't even know how we found it. You know
Speaker 1: what it is? It's YouTube. They find so much on YouTube.
Speaker 1: He must have heard that song then looked it up
Speaker 1: and just in the shower closing us mister denellphone man,
Speaker 1: I was like, whoa.
Speaker 2: It's so interesting we're talking about this. I saw a
Speaker 2: thing come up on my Instagram. I think it was
Speaker 2: last night. They were talking about how your brain is
Speaker 2: wired to predict things. And one of the things with
Speaker 2: music is when you listen to music, a song that's
Speaker 2: familiar and you know, like it might be a song
Speaker 2: that's got to build up that he knows, like your
Speaker 2: favorite gives you tingles or whatever, your brain gets the
Speaker 2: satisfaction from it, not when it's in that bit in
Speaker 2: the lead where you know it's coming. That's where all
Speaker 2: your dopamine starts dropping, because it can predict that.
Speaker 1: It's like in a rom com, it's the anticipation of
Speaker 1: the couple getting together and then getting to get Yeah,
Speaker 1: there is nice, but it's the anticipation it is.
Speaker 2: It's like when there's chemistry with people or whatever. The
Speaker 2: oh God, to use the word heat sounds wanky, but
Speaker 2: the heat is in the space between them totally. You know, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's hot.
Speaker 1: That is hot. Changing the subject, Justin Bieber has found
Speaker 1: Instagram stories like he's going hammering like he was silent
Speaker 1: on the Gram and now it's like bang bang bang
Speaker 1: bang bang bang bang, just Instagram stories of random shit
Speaker 1: that makes no sense. Isn't funny. I'm just like, this
Speaker 1: guy is the new Britney. We are watching this kid
Speaker 1: to me still unravel in front of our eyes.
Speaker 2: I would say that maybe with all the shit going
Speaker 2: on with whatever, that fucking idiot's name puff Daddy whatever
Speaker 2: would have brought up a lot of stuff.
Speaker 1: For everyone's saying that. Yeah, And last.
Speaker 2: Week we had talked about I Rack and Michelle Obama
Speaker 2: and like, hey, you go through ups and downs in
Speaker 2: relationships or whatever. His wife, I look at her and
Speaker 2: I'm like, it feels like she's his caretaker.
Speaker 1: Well there's a documentary of them, and she is his caretaker.
Speaker 1: He's got a lot of health issues and she literally
Speaker 1: is his carera Like when you watch it, it's quite
Speaker 1: sad because they're both so young, and it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: you're like a partnership, but yeah, you are his care
Speaker 1: like give him his tablets, make sure he gets to
Speaker 1: his appointments, or you know, does he goes in this
Speaker 1: chamber thing sits there while he goes in that. I'm like,
Speaker 1: it's so young. To be someone's camera.
Speaker 2: And the thing is, I think she probably went into
Speaker 2: it knowing it. Maybe he's had mental health struggles for
Speaker 2: a long time now fair enough, he was.
Speaker 1: So young, and then they keep showing it because of
Speaker 1: this diddy stuff. They keep showing the clips of all
Speaker 1: how women were so inappropriate to him while that he
Speaker 1: was or guys too while he was getting interviewed, being
Speaker 1: like you so god, just like clamping his cheek, you know,
Speaker 1: pinching his cheek. And then there's that time Jenny McCarthy
Speaker 1: on stage when he was probably even eighteen, went to
Speaker 1: kiss him and it's like, oh my god, we just
Speaker 1: it's amazing in hindsight when you are like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: that's so inappropriate. I always think about that now, like
Speaker 1: what are we going to look back on and go
Speaker 1: can you believe that was allowed?
Speaker 2: Or yeah we did that or we let that happen
Speaker 2: or I know there was a documentary I think it
Speaker 2: was with you know Silverchair, Yes, and Daniel John's was
Speaker 2: talking about how he was when they started. I think
Speaker 2: they were thirteen something from Newcastle. Yeah, but it was
Speaker 2: like the mums of the girls that love Silverchair were
Speaker 2: like pursuing him grown adult women pursuing thirteen, fourteen, fifteen
Speaker 2: year old boys, and there's some level of I think,
Speaker 2: you know, like in the old days it used to
Speaker 2: be pursuing young women was fine, like when you look
Speaker 2: at Frank Sinatra and all those guys, and then it
Speaker 2: became oh, no, that's wrong. But there's a level of
Speaker 2: it not feeling as bad because it's a guy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but of course it is.
Speaker 1: I know, I just feel nervous and just Britney just
Speaker 1: the other day, she was just doing some ramble in
Speaker 1: a voice and I'm like this, so it is. I
Speaker 1: feel like we shouldn't be watching it. No, I know,
Speaker 1: you kind of watch with one eye because you're just like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, this is we're just watching really unhealthy
Speaker 1: people unravel and unravel and unravel.
Speaker 2: There was a video I saw of Britney Speeds the
Speaker 2: other day. I don't follow her, but it came up
Speaker 2: in my feed, and you know, like the algorithm doesn't lie.
Speaker 2: I obviously watched videos of her before. She's doing these
Speaker 2: dances to the camera, but as she's doing them, she's
Speaker 2: pulling down.
Speaker 1: I keep getting nervous. We're going to see the slit
Speaker 1: at the top.
Speaker 2: Of the split, like there's clearly no pubes there. She's
Speaker 2: going that low.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, she was the one who introduced remember
Speaker 1: the really low jeans that was so low, and Bettina
Speaker 1: Leano did them, and then Sube did them, and the
Speaker 1: other day Pip Edwards put them on, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: she's like bringing back the skinny jeans and barely like
Speaker 1: I just think she has the best style, Pip Edwoods
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, please don't, Pip, because everyone's
Speaker 1: going to follow you. We can't do this, the skinny
Speaker 1: low just above the publind jeans.
Speaker 2: I don't even think the young generation want those jeans.
Speaker 2: I don't think anybody would. Don't think anyone skinny.
Speaker 1: Okay, no low low, it's happening now the girls, the
Speaker 1: young girls are wearing it. My friends have got a
Speaker 1: fifteen year old and I didn't know where to look.
Speaker 1: Her jeans were so low. So that's when I'm so
Speaker 1: grateful I don't have a girl, because I would be like,
Speaker 1: you can't do you know what I mean, as is
Speaker 1: somebody who doesn't have a girl, I'd be like, we
Speaker 1: are not wearing them out of the house, but you
Speaker 1: can't like this.
Speaker 2: You know it's on funny you say that because I
Speaker 2: do have a daughter, and I just bought all this
Speaker 2: stuff from there's some brain called white Fox. I think
Speaker 2: it's like a you.
Speaker 1: Know, I know white Fox. I love. I've got one
Speaker 1: of my comfiest jumpers is white Fox. I love it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So I've got a heap of stuff. But there
Speaker 2: were like, you know, three or four pairs of little
Speaker 2: bike shorts, and a couple of the pairs have you
Speaker 2: know where they're like gathered around.
Speaker 1: Them, yes, to emphasize the bum bum.
Speaker 2: And she's got a gorgeous ass. She's young and whatever.
Speaker 2: And the other day she said to me, oh can
Speaker 2: I like she went for a walk with her brother,
Speaker 2: and I felt that is so cute.
Speaker 1: Did they just go for a walk and a talk
Speaker 1: they wanted to go to the shop?
Speaker 2: Oh okay. So and I've always said, if you're going
Speaker 2: to go together, yeah, because I wouldn't want either of
Speaker 2: them just going on their own. It's only like, you know,
Speaker 2: ten minute walk or whatever. But like there's a main
Speaker 2: road and I know I've walked to that main road
Speaker 2: as an old nobody and had you know, people say stuff,
Speaker 2: just stupid people who see it in the window say something
Speaker 2: and I'm like, I think you should change your pants
Speaker 2: and she's like, well why, And it's so hard because
Speaker 2: I'm trying to catch myself from I want to protect her. Yes,
Speaker 2: if people are yelling shit out, I know she'll be
Speaker 2: weird about it, as she should. But I also think, well,
Speaker 2: you know, I don't want to be someone who controls
Speaker 2: what she wears and stuff.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, because it's hard. It's when we go hold on.
Speaker 1: It's not on the women. They can dress how they want.
Speaker 1: It's to teach the men to go, well, you can't
Speaker 1: objectify them and sexualize them for what they're wearing. But
Speaker 1: then we tell the girls don't wear that like you
Speaker 1: just because it's not happening. Because it's not happening, they
Speaker 1: will always do it. And when it comes to assault
Speaker 1: and stuff, I don't think it's about what they're wearing.
Speaker 1: It's about opportunity, right, Like it doesn't matter what the
Speaker 1: person looks like, or it's just the thought of a
Speaker 1: car full of young guys driving past and beeping and
Speaker 1: yelling something out And I'm like, oh, but that's my kid.
Speaker 1: I know you just want to protect her. I think
Speaker 1: I've probably told this a million times, but I'll tell
Speaker 1: it again about the time a car full of guys
Speaker 1: drove past me at a nightclub.
Speaker 2: No is this what to do with McDonald's. Oh no, no, no, no, okay.
Speaker 1: So I'm standing out the front of this nightclub. It
Speaker 1: was for those Melbourne people called Silvers. Was in Turo.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. I went there several times. Did you
Speaker 2: This was very like I feel like there's a lot
Speaker 2: of marios, was it.
Speaker 1: No, I thought of it as like celebrities. Nah, that's where,
Speaker 1: and so we would stand in the long house line. Anyway,
Speaker 1: we came out. I didn't like it there that much.
Speaker 2: I was more of a twisted girl.
Speaker 1: Yes, And I was standing out the front on the
Speaker 1: side of the road with three other friends waiting for
Speaker 1: a taxi, and a drove past full of boys yelling out.
Speaker 1: And then one of them piffed one of the cups
Speaker 1: from McDonald's full of coke and it smashed me right
Speaker 1: in the forehead. I got covering in Coca cola and
Speaker 1: it's cut the top of my head. It cut it
Speaker 1: cut across my forehead. Oh my god. And it was
Speaker 1: we It was so embarrassing, but we just pissed our pants,
Speaker 1: like we couldn't stop laughing. And I was like, fuck,
Speaker 1: that was an epic shot on their behalf. Like think
Speaker 1: of a driving car and they just piff it and
Speaker 1: it lands on a girl's head. I was like mortified,
Speaker 1: but also slightly impressed.
Speaker 2: I got an egg thrown at me once and it
Speaker 2: cracked on my leg. I was walking with my mum
Speaker 2: and some dickheads threw an egg out and it hit
Speaker 2: me on the leg and I was like so angry.
Speaker 2: Well that would hurt too, But you know what this is,
Speaker 2: This is a disgusting thing to admit after what I've
Speaker 2: just said. If I got a wolf whistle now, as
Speaker 2: long as I don't feel endangered or anything, you know,
Speaker 2: give i'd be like. So.
Speaker 1: I used to jog back in the day and I
Speaker 1: used to occasionally from behind get a wolf whistle, and
Speaker 1: I always used to think, when they see my face,
Speaker 1: they're gonna wish. I would love a wolf whistle. Now
Speaker 1: I would love it. There's no way we're getting wolf
Speaker 1: whistled now, now, no way.
Speaker 2: Look, maybe with sunglasses on.
Speaker 1: I don't think the problem. I think they're probably the
Speaker 1: best feature. Now.
Speaker 2: So, speaking of driving boligans, a couple of weeks ago,
Speaker 2: I saw ABC Breakfast. The hosts Bob Murphy, who's an
Speaker 2: ex Bulldogs player, and I think her name is Charnelle. Anyway,
Speaker 2: they were doing like a vox pop on the streets
Speaker 2: of Melbourne.
Speaker 1: On a side note, ABC News, So you just have
Speaker 1: the news on like that like old school in the morning.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, I just follow them on Instagram.
Speaker 2: AB Yeah, they do the breakfast Yeah. Yeah. And they
Speaker 2: were talking about no, I don't have them.
Speaker 1: I I was going to say, that's so retro.
Speaker 2: No, it's actually been very good for my mental health
Speaker 2: because when we were writing for Show and Tell, there
Speaker 2: was a stage there where you remember I was doing
Speaker 2: the news in the mornings.
Speaker 1: Yes, mate, that's so to press me up, yeah, send
Speaker 1: me up for a shit day.
Speaker 2: Yeah. They were interviewing Melbournians about if we were to
Speaker 2: change the slogan on the number plate, which for Victoria
Speaker 2: is the Garden State. Ah yeah right, Oh, actually no,
Speaker 2: I think it was the Garden State when we were kids.
Speaker 1: What is it now?
Speaker 2: I think? Is it the place to be?
Speaker 1: I don't I've changed it to I don't know. This
Speaker 1: is so wrong.
Speaker 2: I didn't do my research on this. I think it is,
Speaker 2: and I think Steve it was. When Steve Brax was
Speaker 2: in it was changed.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love Steve Brason so much. He
Speaker 1: was talk about being a cougar. He was so much
Speaker 1: younger than me and I used to see him run
Speaker 1: all the time and I used to just be like
Speaker 1: older than you. No, I am way older than him.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? No Steve, No, not Steve
Speaker 1: his son. No, No, sorry, not Steve the son Nick
Speaker 1: Nick bras Nick, Oh my god, so hot. Hey do
Speaker 1: you want me to tell you what the slogans are
Speaker 1: for each state? Yeah, okay. Queensland is Sunshine State.
Speaker 2: Nice.
Speaker 1: Essay is the festival state because they do the what's
Speaker 1: the essay festival thing? I don't know what it is,
Speaker 1: but it's shade, that's it. Yes, Tasmania is Explore the Possibilities.
Speaker 1: And Victoria is the education state. Doesn't have to be away. No,
Speaker 1: well it says.
Speaker 2: That, no, not on the Is that on the number plates?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: The current slogan on Victorian number plates is VIC stay Alert,
Speaker 2: stay Alive. That's a bit fucking grim.
Speaker 1: Jesus, No, are you sure? I don't. No, there's a
Speaker 1: C on different.
Speaker 2: Ways before stay Alert, stay Alive. Victorian number plates featured
Speaker 2: slogans like Victoria the place to Be, Victoria on the Move,
Speaker 2: Victoria the Garden State. In twenty fifteen, the slogan was
Speaker 2: changed to Victoria the Education State. The education how boring,
Speaker 2: Oh my god? And is it the education state?
Speaker 1: Oh well we've got there's museums and stuff there. But
Speaker 1: I would imagine that was what enticed you if your
Speaker 1: overseas moving to Australia. That's an education state. That sounds
Speaker 1: good to me.
Speaker 2: Well, anyway, they were they were going around and asking people.
Speaker 2: They had three suggestions and people were voting on the suggestions. Right,
Speaker 2: So there were Victoria better than Sydney, the pothole state,
Speaker 2: oh god, and the best one was might rain later.
Speaker 2: Oh that's great, which was great, right, And I thought,
Speaker 2: oh they're really good. Then I thought, oh, what other
Speaker 2: ones could there be?
Speaker 1: With the better than Sydney. Melbourne has a thing with Sydney,
Speaker 1: but Sydney, being superior, does not have a thing with Melbourne. No, not,
Speaker 1: I would much prefer to live in Melbourne than Sydney.
Speaker 1: I've done both. But to showcase beauty, Oh Sydney is
Speaker 1: she's stunning.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there was some suggestions in the comments. Someone wrote,
Speaker 2: which is fair enough. Victoria the coffee state. Oh great
Speaker 2: for coffee, Victoria for our coffee. And also someone had
Speaker 2: Victoria pack a jumper. Yes, totally but so true. I
Speaker 2: just had a few to add. Victoria the roadwork state.
Speaker 1: Oh makee Queenslands like that too. I think every state
Speaker 1: is there is a freeway that links us to Queensland.
Speaker 1: And I swear to god, I've been here four years
Speaker 1: and they're still working on it.
Speaker 2: You know, I only found out a couple of years
Speaker 2: ago that Sydney Road so Sydney Road, I think Coburg
Speaker 2: Brunswick in Melbourne. Yeah, yeah, Sydney Road takes you to Sydney.
Speaker 2: I didn't know about. Yeah, it becomes the whatever freeway,
Speaker 2: but you keep coming on Sydney Road and it opens
Speaker 2: up to Sydney. It takes you to Sydney anyway. So Victoria,
Speaker 2: there's been an incident on the Monash Freeway. Stand okay, Victoria,
Speaker 2: home of the Montague Street bridge. Side note, you know,
Speaker 2: like trucks and stuff are always hitting the Montague Street Bridge.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I know the Montague Street Yes.
Speaker 2: You do, Yes, you do. It's in South Melbourne, especially
Speaker 2: working in radio. Of course you would have heard it.
Speaker 2: It's always it's one of these places. It's look at
Speaker 2: overpass or whatever. It's all the Montague Street bridge. It's
Speaker 2: in like South Melbourne.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's near the market.
Speaker 2: And it's lower than what everyone thinks. So there's always
Speaker 2: trucks or whatever. And it's always so embarrassing.
Speaker 1: Oh so embarrassing getting the top of your band taken off.
Speaker 2: My husband did it?
Speaker 1: Shut up?
Speaker 2: How many times we bag people? You've lived here your
Speaker 2: whole life? How do you not know? He called me.
Speaker 2: He's like my fucking hat the Montacue Street. I want
Speaker 2: a divorce.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I would too, because as soon as
Speaker 1: you go under your hear that and you would know,
Speaker 1: isn't it?
Speaker 2: But anyway, I think I've got what it should be. Okay,
Speaker 2: we pitch it. Yeah, Victoria the grouse state? What because
Speaker 2: grouse is a Victorian word, is it?
Speaker 1: I think it's a male word. I don't know not
Speaker 1: anyone else in the world that says grouse anymore.
Speaker 2: I grew up with everyone everyone said grouse or says
Speaker 2: grouse anymore. But if I said to you, oh my god,
Speaker 2: that's grouse, you'd know what I meant. I know someone
Speaker 2: who Sydney. Yes, but you don't remember that from childhood
Speaker 2: the word grouse.
Speaker 1: No, we didn't really say. I think it's a your
Speaker 1: area thing. It is so it is so you that
Speaker 1: word grouse. Like if somebody was to say su up
Speaker 1: mal in one word, I'd say grouse because you are
Speaker 1: a grouse. But that you use that word all the time.
Speaker 1: So I occasionally use it and I get picked up
Speaker 1: every time. People would be like, grouse. Haven't heard that
Speaker 1: in a while.
Speaker 2: Let us know, did you use the word.
Speaker 1: There's no one put it out there. There is no
Speaker 1: one still using the word grouse. I think even it
Speaker 1: was not a cool word.
Speaker 2: Well I'm going I'm gonna put it up as a pole.
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