WEBVTT - That's Grouse! 

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<v Speaker 1>It is Show and Tell Tom Dirty Everyone, it is

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<v Speaker 1>Monty and Man.

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<v Speaker 2>You just had abound seven different genres.

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<v Speaker 1>And I you know what I sten getting it did

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<v Speaker 1>start of country, and I have been getting into country lately.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I always listened to when I'm when

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just around the house, come and pull me up

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<v Speaker 1>A double shout of whiskey, everybody at the barg and tipsy.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know that one? Yeah, it's so good.

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<v Speaker 2>I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>I also love I Forgetty's name, Luke someone's version of

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<v Speaker 1>you Get Affairs.

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<v Speaker 2>I hate that so much, Okay, because that song's perfect.

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<v Speaker 2>He ruined it, No, he didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got to just surrender. The first time I heard it,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't like it, and then I loved it. I

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<v Speaker 1>love Chris Stapleton as well. Like I'm getting right into country.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, if you start listening to that blonde one that

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<v Speaker 2>was on American Idol that like sang it Trump's inauguration.

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<v Speaker 1>Or whatever, carry Underwood. No, I haven't listened to her.

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<v Speaker 1>But I also loved the chicks formerly known as Dixie Chicks.

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<v Speaker 1>They're not the Dixie Chicks anymore. No, it's a racist connotation.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. The history of it, I think so. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so they had to drop it to the k.

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<v Speaker 2>Patsy Kline is one of my favorites, and she is country.

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<v Speaker 2>What does she sing? She like died in a plane

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<v Speaker 2>crash in the fifties, Yeah, but like crazy sweet dreams

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<v Speaker 2>like you will know.

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<v Speaker 1>This one sweet dreams made?

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<v Speaker 2>No, that's the Earth mix.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well what's the other one that? I just can't

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<v Speaker 1>believe how long we've been doing this podcast for and

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<v Speaker 1>never ever can I get you to sing you just

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<v Speaker 1>won't dream no, no.

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<v Speaker 2>No it.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what Arlo has been listening to a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>Arlo gets one song and he plays it on repeat,

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<v Speaker 1>like I don't know how he can listen to the

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<v Speaker 1>same song for so long. But he's in the shower

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<v Speaker 1>and last night I walked in there. He had his

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<v Speaker 1>eyes closed, singing, just like literally feeling the music. And

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<v Speaker 1>this was the song never even heard of, mister tewerphone Man,

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<v Speaker 1>A new addition, mister telephone Man, new addition.

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<v Speaker 2>They were like an eighties nineties band.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know how we found it. You know

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<v Speaker 1>what it is? It's YouTube. They find so much on YouTube.

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<v Speaker 1>He must have heard that song then looked it up

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<v Speaker 1>and just in the shower closing us mister denellphone man,

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, whoa.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so interesting we're talking about this. I saw a

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<v Speaker 2>thing come up on my Instagram. I think it was

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<v Speaker 2>last night. They were talking about how your brain is

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<v Speaker 2>wired to predict things. And one of the things with

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<v Speaker 2>music is when you listen to music, a song that's

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<v Speaker 2>familiar and you know, like it might be a song

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<v Speaker 2>that's got to build up that he knows, like your

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<v Speaker 2>favorite gives you tingles or whatever, your brain gets the

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<v Speaker 2>satisfaction from it, not when it's in that bit in

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<v Speaker 2>the lead where you know it's coming. That's where all

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<v Speaker 2>your dopamine starts dropping, because it can predict that.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like in a rom com, it's the anticipation of

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<v Speaker 1>the couple getting together and then getting to get Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>there is nice, but it's the anticipation it is.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like when there's chemistry with people or whatever. The

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<v Speaker 2>oh God, to use the word heat sounds wanky, but

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<v Speaker 2>the heat is in the space between them totally. You know, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's hot.

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<v Speaker 1>That is hot. Changing the subject, Justin Bieber has found

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<v Speaker 1>Instagram stories like he's going hammering like he was silent

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<v Speaker 1>on the Gram and now it's like bang bang bang

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<v Speaker 1>bang bang bang bang, just Instagram stories of random shit

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<v Speaker 1>that makes no sense. Isn't funny. I'm just like, this

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<v Speaker 1>guy is the new Britney. We are watching this kid

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<v Speaker 1>to me still unravel in front of our eyes.

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<v Speaker 2>I would say that maybe with all the shit going

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<v Speaker 2>on with whatever, that fucking idiot's name puff Daddy whatever

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<v Speaker 2>would have brought up a lot of stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>For everyone's saying that. Yeah, And last.

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<v Speaker 2>Week we had talked about I Rack and Michelle Obama

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<v Speaker 2>and like, hey, you go through ups and downs in

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<v Speaker 2>relationships or whatever. His wife, I look at her and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, it feels like she's his caretaker.

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<v Speaker 1>Well there's a documentary of them, and she is his caretaker.

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<v Speaker 1>He's got a lot of health issues and she literally

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<v Speaker 1>is his carera Like when you watch it, it's quite

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<v Speaker 1>sad because they're both so young, and it's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you're like a partnership, but yeah, you are his care

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<v Speaker 1>like give him his tablets, make sure he gets to

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<v Speaker 1>his appointments, or you know, does he goes in this

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<v Speaker 1>chamber thing sits there while he goes in that. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>it's so young. To be someone's camera.

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<v Speaker 2>And the thing is, I think she probably went into

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<v Speaker 2>it knowing it. Maybe he's had mental health struggles for

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<v Speaker 2>a long time now fair enough, he was.

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<v Speaker 1>So young, and then they keep showing it because of

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<v Speaker 1>this diddy stuff. They keep showing the clips of all

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<v Speaker 1>how women were so inappropriate to him while that he

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<v Speaker 1>was or guys too while he was getting interviewed, being

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<v Speaker 1>like you so god, just like clamping his cheek, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>pinching his cheek. And then there's that time Jenny McCarthy

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<v Speaker 1>on stage when he was probably even eighteen, went to

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<v Speaker 1>kiss him and it's like, oh my god, we just

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<v Speaker 1>it's amazing in hindsight when you are like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>that's so inappropriate. I always think about that now, like

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<v Speaker 1>what are we going to look back on and go

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<v Speaker 1>can you believe that was allowed?

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<v Speaker 2>Or yeah we did that or we let that happen

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<v Speaker 2>or I know there was a documentary I think it

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<v Speaker 2>was with you know Silverchair, Yes, and Daniel John's was

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<v Speaker 2>talking about how he was when they started. I think

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<v Speaker 2>they were thirteen something from Newcastle. Yeah, but it was

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<v Speaker 2>like the mums of the girls that love Silverchair were

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<v Speaker 2>like pursuing him grown adult women pursuing thirteen, fourteen, fifteen

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<v Speaker 2>year old boys, and there's some level of I think,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, like in the old days it used to

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<v Speaker 2>be pursuing young women was fine, like when you look

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<v Speaker 2>at Frank Sinatra and all those guys, and then it

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<v Speaker 2>became oh, no, that's wrong. But there's a level of

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<v Speaker 2>it not feeling as bad because it's a guy. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but of course it is.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I just feel nervous and just Britney just

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<v Speaker 1>the other day, she was just doing some ramble in

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<v Speaker 1>a voice and I'm like this, so it is. I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like we shouldn't be watching it. No, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>you kind of watch with one eye because you're just like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, this is we're just watching really unhealthy

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<v Speaker 1>people unravel and unravel and unravel.

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<v Speaker 2>There was a video I saw of Britney Speeds the

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<v Speaker 2>other day. I don't follow her, but it came up

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<v Speaker 2>in my feed, and you know, like the algorithm doesn't lie.

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<v Speaker 2>I obviously watched videos of her before. She's doing these

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<v Speaker 2>dances to the camera, but as she's doing them, she's

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<v Speaker 2>pulling down.

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<v Speaker 1>I keep getting nervous. We're going to see the slit

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<v Speaker 1>at the top.

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<v Speaker 2>Of the split, like there's clearly no pubes there. She's

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<v Speaker 2>going that low.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm like, she was the one who introduced remember

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<v Speaker 1>the really low jeans that was so low, and Bettina

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<v Speaker 1>Leano did them, and then Sube did them, and the

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<v Speaker 1>other day Pip Edwards put them on, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>she's like bringing back the skinny jeans and barely like

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<v Speaker 1>I just think she has the best style, Pip Edwoods

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, oh, please don't, Pip, because everyone's

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<v Speaker 1>going to follow you. We can't do this, the skinny

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<v Speaker 1>low just above the publind jeans.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even think the young generation want those jeans.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think anybody would. Don't think anyone skinny.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, no low low, it's happening now the girls, the

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<v Speaker 1>young girls are wearing it. My friends have got a

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<v Speaker 1>fifteen year old and I didn't know where to look.

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<v Speaker 1>Her jeans were so low. So that's when I'm so

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<v Speaker 1>grateful I don't have a girl, because I would be like,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't do you know what I mean, as is

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<v Speaker 1>somebody who doesn't have a girl, I'd be like, we

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<v Speaker 1>are not wearing them out of the house, but you

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<v Speaker 1>can't like this.

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<v Speaker 2>You know it's on funny you say that because I

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<v Speaker 2>do have a daughter, and I just bought all this

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<v Speaker 2>stuff from there's some brain called white Fox. I think

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<v Speaker 2>it's like a you.

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<v Speaker 1>Know, I know white Fox. I love. I've got one

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<v Speaker 1>of my comfiest jumpers is white Fox. I love it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So I've got a heap of stuff. But there

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<v Speaker 2>were like, you know, three or four pairs of little

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<v Speaker 2>bike shorts, and a couple of the pairs have you

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<v Speaker 2>know where they're like gathered around.

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<v Speaker 1>Them, yes, to emphasize the bum bum.

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<v Speaker 2>And she's got a gorgeous ass. She's young and whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>And the other day she said to me, oh can

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<v Speaker 2>I like she went for a walk with her brother,

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<v Speaker 2>and I felt that is so cute.

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<v Speaker 1>Did they just go for a walk and a talk

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<v Speaker 1>they wanted to go to the shop?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay. So and I've always said, if you're going

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<v Speaker 2>to go together, yeah, because I wouldn't want either of

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<v Speaker 2>them just going on their own. It's only like, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>ten minute walk or whatever. But like there's a main

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<v Speaker 2>road and I know I've walked to that main road

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<v Speaker 2>as an old nobody and had you know, people say stuff,

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<v Speaker 2>just stupid people who see it in the window say something

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, I think you should change your pants

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<v Speaker 2>and she's like, well why, And it's so hard because

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to catch myself from I want to protect her. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>if people are yelling shit out, I know she'll be

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<v Speaker 2>weird about it, as she should. But I also think, well,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, I don't want to be someone who controls

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<v Speaker 2>what she wears and stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely, because it's hard. It's when we go hold on.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not on the women. They can dress how they want.

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<v Speaker 1>It's to teach the men to go, well, you can't

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<v Speaker 1>objectify them and sexualize them for what they're wearing. But

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<v Speaker 1>then we tell the girls don't wear that like you

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<v Speaker 1>just because it's not happening. Because it's not happening, they

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<v Speaker 1>will always do it. And when it comes to assault

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<v Speaker 1>and stuff, I don't think it's about what they're wearing.

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<v Speaker 1>It's about opportunity, right, Like it doesn't matter what the

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<v Speaker 1>person looks like, or it's just the thought of a

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<v Speaker 1>car full of young guys driving past and beeping and

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<v Speaker 1>yelling something out And I'm like, oh, but that's my kid.

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<v Speaker 1>I know you just want to protect her. I think

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<v Speaker 1>I've probably told this a million times, but I'll tell

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<v Speaker 1>it again about the time a car full of guys

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<v Speaker 1>drove past me at a nightclub.

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<v Speaker 2>No is this what to do with McDonald's. Oh no, no, no, no, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm standing out the front of this nightclub. It

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<v Speaker 1>was for those Melbourne people called Silvers. Was in Turo.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. I went there several times. Did you

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<v Speaker 2>This was very like I feel like there's a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of marios, was it.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I thought of it as like celebrities. Nah, that's where,

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<v Speaker 1>and so we would stand in the long house line. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>we came out. I didn't like it there that much.

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<v Speaker 2>I was more of a twisted girl.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, And I was standing out the front on the

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<v Speaker 1>side of the road with three other friends waiting for

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<v Speaker 1>a taxi, and a drove past full of boys yelling out.

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<v Speaker 1>And then one of them piffed one of the cups

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<v Speaker 1>from McDonald's full of coke and it smashed me right

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<v Speaker 1>in the forehead. I got covering in Coca cola and

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<v Speaker 1>it's cut the top of my head. It cut it

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<v Speaker 1>cut across my forehead. Oh my god. And it was

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<v Speaker 1>we It was so embarrassing, but we just pissed our pants,

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<v Speaker 1>like we couldn't stop laughing. And I was like, fuck,

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<v Speaker 1>that was an epic shot on their behalf. Like think

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<v Speaker 1>of a driving car and they just piff it and

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<v Speaker 1>it lands on a girl's head. I was like mortified,

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<v Speaker 1>but also slightly impressed.

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<v Speaker 2>I got an egg thrown at me once and it

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<v Speaker 2>cracked on my leg. I was walking with my mum

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<v Speaker 2>and some dickheads threw an egg out and it hit

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<v Speaker 2>me on the leg and I was like so angry.

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<v Speaker 2>Well that would hurt too, But you know what this is,

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<v Speaker 2>This is a disgusting thing to admit after what I've

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<v Speaker 2>just said. If I got a wolf whistle now, as

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<v Speaker 2>long as I don't feel endangered or anything, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>give i'd be like. So.

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<v Speaker 1>I used to jog back in the day and I

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<v Speaker 1>used to occasionally from behind get a wolf whistle, and

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<v Speaker 1>I always used to think, when they see my face,

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<v Speaker 1>they're gonna wish. I would love a wolf whistle. Now

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<v Speaker 1>I would love it. There's no way we're getting wolf

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<v Speaker 1>whistled now, now, no way.

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<v Speaker 2>Look, maybe with sunglasses on.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think the problem. I think they're probably the

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<v Speaker 1>best feature. Now.

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<v Speaker 2>So, speaking of driving boligans, a couple of weeks ago,

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<v Speaker 2>I saw ABC Breakfast. The hosts Bob Murphy, who's an

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<v Speaker 2>ex Bulldogs player, and I think her name is Charnelle. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>they were doing like a vox pop on the streets

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<v Speaker 2>of Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 1>On a side note, ABC News, So you just have

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<v Speaker 1>the news on like that like old school in the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no, I just follow them on Instagram.

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<v Speaker 2>AB Yeah, they do the breakfast Yeah. Yeah. And they

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<v Speaker 2>were talking about no, I don't have them.

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<v Speaker 1>I I was going to say, that's so retro.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's actually been very good for my mental health

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<v Speaker 2>because when we were writing for Show and Tell, there

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<v Speaker 2>was a stage there where you remember I was doing

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<v Speaker 2>the news in the mornings.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, mate, that's so to press me up, yeah, send

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<v Speaker 1>me up for a shit day.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. They were interviewing Melbournians about if we were to

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<v Speaker 2>change the slogan on the number plate, which for Victoria

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<v Speaker 2>is the Garden State. Ah yeah right, Oh, actually no,

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<v Speaker 2>I think it was the Garden State when we were kids.

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<v Speaker 1>What is it now?

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<v Speaker 2>I think? Is it the place to be?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't I've changed it to I don't know. This

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<v Speaker 1>is so wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't do my research on this. I think it is,

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<v Speaker 2>and I think Steve it was. When Steve Brax was

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<v Speaker 2>in it was changed.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I love Steve Brason so much. He

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<v Speaker 1>was talk about being a cougar. He was so much

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<v Speaker 1>younger than me and I used to see him run

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<v Speaker 1>all the time and I used to just be like

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<v Speaker 1>older than you. No, I am way older than him.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you talking about? No Steve, No, not Steve

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<v Speaker 1>his son. No, No, sorry, not Steve the son Nick

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<v Speaker 1>Nick bras Nick, Oh my god, so hot. Hey do

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<v Speaker 1>you want me to tell you what the slogans are

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<v Speaker 1>for each state? Yeah, okay. Queensland is Sunshine State.

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<v Speaker 2>Nice.

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<v Speaker 1>Essay is the festival state because they do the what's

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<v Speaker 1>the essay festival thing? I don't know what it is,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's shade, that's it. Yes, Tasmania is Explore the Possibilities.

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<v Speaker 1>And Victoria is the education state. Doesn't have to be away. No,

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<v Speaker 1>well it says.

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<v Speaker 2>That, no, not on the Is that on the number plates?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>The current slogan on Victorian number plates is VIC stay Alert,

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<v Speaker 2>stay Alive. That's a bit fucking grim.

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<v Speaker 1>Jesus, No, are you sure? I don't. No, there's a

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<v Speaker 1>C on different.

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<v Speaker 2>Ways before stay Alert, stay Alive. Victorian number plates featured

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<v Speaker 2>slogans like Victoria the place to Be, Victoria on the Move,

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<v Speaker 2>Victoria the Garden State. In twenty fifteen, the slogan was

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<v Speaker 2>changed to Victoria the Education State. The education how boring,

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god? And is it the education state?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh well we've got there's museums and stuff there. But

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<v Speaker 1>I would imagine that was what enticed you if your

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<v Speaker 1>overseas moving to Australia. That's an education state. That sounds

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<v Speaker 1>good to me.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, anyway, they were they were going around and asking people.

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<v Speaker 2>They had three suggestions and people were voting on the suggestions. Right,

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<v Speaker 2>So there were Victoria better than Sydney, the pothole state,

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<v Speaker 2>oh god, and the best one was might rain later.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's great, which was great, right, And I thought,

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<v Speaker 2>oh they're really good. Then I thought, oh, what other

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<v Speaker 2>ones could there be?

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<v Speaker 1>With the better than Sydney. Melbourne has a thing with Sydney,

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<v Speaker 1>but Sydney, being superior, does not have a thing with Melbourne. No, not,

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<v Speaker 1>I would much prefer to live in Melbourne than Sydney.

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<v Speaker 1>I've done both. But to showcase beauty, Oh Sydney is

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<v Speaker 1>she's stunning.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there was some suggestions in the comments. Someone wrote,

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<v Speaker 2>which is fair enough. Victoria the coffee state. Oh great

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<v Speaker 2>for coffee, Victoria for our coffee. And also someone had

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<v Speaker 2>Victoria pack a jumper. Yes, totally but so true. I

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<v Speaker 2>just had a few to add. Victoria the roadwork state.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh makee Queenslands like that too. I think every state

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<v Speaker 1>is there is a freeway that links us to Queensland.

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<v Speaker 1>And I swear to god, I've been here four years

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<v Speaker 1>and they're still working on it.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I only found out a couple of years

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<v Speaker 2>ago that Sydney Road so Sydney Road, I think Coburg

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<v Speaker 2>Brunswick in Melbourne. Yeah, yeah, Sydney Road takes you to Sydney.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know about. Yeah, it becomes the whatever freeway,

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<v Speaker 2>but you keep coming on Sydney Road and it opens

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<v Speaker 2>up to Sydney. It takes you to Sydney anyway. So Victoria,

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<v Speaker 2>there's been an incident on the Monash Freeway. Stand okay, Victoria,

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<v Speaker 2>home of the Montague Street bridge. Side note, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>like trucks and stuff are always hitting the Montague Street Bridge.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I know the Montague Street Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>You do, Yes, you do. It's in South Melbourne, especially

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<v Speaker 2>working in radio. Of course you would have heard it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's always it's one of these places. It's look at

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<v Speaker 2>overpass or whatever. It's all the Montague Street bridge. It's

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<v Speaker 2>in like South Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, it's near the market.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's lower than what everyone thinks. So there's always

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<v Speaker 2>trucks or whatever. And it's always so embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh so embarrassing getting the top of your band taken off.

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<v Speaker 2>My husband did it?

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<v Speaker 1>Shut up?

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<v Speaker 2>How many times we bag people? You've lived here your

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<v Speaker 2>whole life? How do you not know? He called me.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like my fucking hat the Montacue Street. I want

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<v Speaker 2>a divorce.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I would too, because as soon as

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<v Speaker 1>you go under your hear that and you would know,

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<v Speaker 1>isn't it?

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<v Speaker 2>But anyway, I think I've got what it should be. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>we pitch it. Yeah, Victoria the grouse state? What because

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<v Speaker 2>grouse is a Victorian word, is it?

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's a male word. I don't know not

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<v Speaker 1>anyone else in the world that says grouse anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>I grew up with everyone everyone said grouse or says

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<v Speaker 2>grouse anymore. But if I said to you, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>that's grouse, you'd know what I meant. I know someone

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<v Speaker 2>who Sydney. Yes, but you don't remember that from childhood

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<v Speaker 2>the word grouse.

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<v Speaker 1>No, we didn't really say. I think it's a your

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<v Speaker 1>area thing. It is so it is so you that

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<v Speaker 1>word grouse. Like if somebody was to say su up

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<v Speaker 1>mal in one word, I'd say grouse because you are

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<v Speaker 1>a grouse. But that you use that word all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>So I occasionally use it and I get picked up

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<v Speaker 1>every time. People would be like, grouse. Haven't heard that

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<v Speaker 1>in a while.

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<v Speaker 2>Let us know, did you use the word.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no one put it out there. There is no

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<v Speaker 1>one still using the word grouse. I think even it

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<v Speaker 1>was not a cool word.

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<v Speaker 2>Well I'm going I'm gonna put it up as a pole.

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