Speaker 1: The Crissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Apologies, I missed you at the at the show opener
Speaker 2: just now, Jack.
Speaker 1: You are in Sydney and I am in Melbourne.
Speaker 2: And there are always little, tiny, teeny technical issues that
Speaker 2: keep us apast.
Speaker 3: There are swany but we're good to go now, we're live.
Speaker 1: We sure it does help when your microphone's turned on.
Speaker 3: I'm learning radio it does.
Speaker 2: We are gonna play say today.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we want to never know when.
Speaker 1: There's openers or not when you're not in the studio.
Speaker 3: Oh, your highlights and low light of the weekend, Swanny,
Speaker 3: you kick us off with yours before we take calls.
Speaker 2: Okay, So mine is an unusual one because I did
Speaker 2: something on the weekend. That's the first time in my
Speaker 2: life I've ever done it. Ooh what which you don't
Speaker 2: just doesn't happen often.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: I built from scratch a flat pack clothes rack, and
Speaker 2: I did it properly, and it's solid and there were
Speaker 2: no missing screws and I was able to roll it
Speaker 2: around my floor.
Speaker 3: I had it properly.
Speaker 1: I know, why.
Speaker 3: Did you not just air task it like we usually
Speaker 3: would with these things?
Speaker 1: Well, I just thought, let's take a risk. A gal's
Speaker 1: got a challenger, So I did I use the Alan key?
Speaker 2: I do wonder though, is that named after a guy
Speaker 2: called Alan that invented it?
Speaker 3: I would hope, So who is he? Did Ikea come
Speaker 3: up with the Allen key? Was that them?
Speaker 2: No way man, no way? N well the free dates
Speaker 2: even Ikea?
Speaker 3: And did you have a low light?
Speaker 1: Not really?
Speaker 2: No, No I didn't, which is really a great thing.
Speaker 3: That is that's yours? My highlight was probably seen. I'm
Speaker 3: obviously up in Sydney. I went to the Opera House
Speaker 3: last night and their Live Nation are currently doing this
Speaker 3: awesome on the Steps sort of series where these amazing
Speaker 3: artists are performing on the fore court. And I saw
Speaker 3: Missy Higgins perform live.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: I mean, when Scar comes on, there's nothing quite like it,
Speaker 3: that opening cord, So that was really special. And then
Speaker 3: my low light was waking up on Saturday and seeing
Speaker 3: that Jacob A. Lordie had grown a beard.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, we need to discuss that he looks
Speaker 2: completely different.
Speaker 3: What is he done?
Speaker 2: I love that about beards. I mean I look completely
Speaker 2: different with mine as well you.
Speaker 3: Do haha, But why would he do that? I get
Speaker 3: it for a roll and what not? But bro we've
Speaker 3: got to shave that Chrissy Swan.
Speaker 1: Show and let's have a meat and greet.
Speaker 2: We Chrissy say today, dear, my highlight from the weekend
Speaker 2: was that I built from scratch on my own with
Speaker 2: an Allen key and a little wrench. If you don't
Speaker 2: hardly a ranch, hey, a clothes rack, which is a
Speaker 2: minor miracle.
Speaker 3: I'm proud of you, Swan. That's huge, chaotic Chrissy to
Speaker 3: get her head around that. Thank you so true much
Speaker 3: for your highlight or low light, and Swanny, for everyone
Speaker 3: that gets to air, they're going to get a three
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Speaker 2: And I also have to say my another highlight of
Speaker 2: the weekend was I went to Minimax and I saw
Speaker 2: my new twenty twenty four spatula that I designed for
Speaker 2: food Bank. Hundred percent goes to food Bank. People were
Speaker 2: doing it very very tough. This Christmas. Head into Minimax
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Speaker 3: Your I use mine that you made last year every
Speaker 3: morning for my eggswny.
Speaker 1: Well, that's so twenty twenty three. Hey Alice, Hi, Christy, Hi,
Speaker 1: what is your weekend highlight?
Speaker 5: My weekend highlight was watching my three daughters go off
Speaker 5: to the kid Lrooy concert wait for us without me
Speaker 5: having to attend.
Speaker 1: What more, how old are they?
Speaker 4: That's right?
Speaker 5: I have twins that are nearly fifteen and a twelve
Speaker 5: and a half year old. Wow, yay, unaccompanied. I watched
Speaker 5: them scan own tickets and they went in, and then
Speaker 5: at the end I was out there waiting for them.
Speaker 2: That is really impressive, Alice, And I feel like I
Speaker 2: unlocked a new level.
Speaker 5: Oh it really has.
Speaker 1: And lowlight, please, my lovely, the.
Speaker 5: Lowlight is awful. And if public service announcement, if you
Speaker 5: have a child in your car, turn the volume down.
Speaker 5: So my lowlight was an all time low on Sunday morning.
Speaker 5: My very lovely imagine if you have twelve and a
Speaker 5: half year old said so, where's the elf on the shelf?
Speaker 5: And I went and I just thought, I don't know,
Speaker 5: maybe he's here, and then she realized.
Speaker 1: Realized, listen, Alice, he was sleeping in. Everybody needs a
Speaker 1: little rest.
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Speaker 4: I'm going to start with my low lut on Friday,
Speaker 4: as I was approaching the school crossing. It was two
Speaker 4: minutes before the bear went and the lollipop lady was
Speaker 4: there and so on, it just hit an Australian raven
Speaker 4: and it was just lying there on the walkway on
Speaker 4: the crossway and oh it was. It like went upside
Speaker 4: down like I'm dead, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: Like I'm not happy? And so anyway, I quickly put
Speaker 4: my car aside, I grabbed something out of my car,
Speaker 4: I went over, I put it over. I took it
Speaker 4: to the vet and I phoned them up on Saturday
Speaker 4: and they it was fine. It just got bumped by
Speaker 4: the carpet a van as I was about to pick
Speaker 4: it up off the grounded van nearly ran it over,
Speaker 4: like it even took a feather off it, and I
Speaker 4: skipped it up, took it to the vet. Yeah, And
Speaker 4: the next day on Saturday when I phone them Mark,
Speaker 4: they said that it was fine. They gave it some water,
Speaker 4: had some air con for a couple of hours and
Speaker 4: it just got a knock and they let it go
Speaker 4: so temmy.
Speaker 2: I'm so away with you, But also am I a
Speaker 2: bad person? If I saw a bird hit you wouldn't
Speaker 2: even register it in my empathy or heart radar.
Speaker 3: I know, but you and I are such dark people
Speaker 3: that that's just how we operate, so weird.
Speaker 1: I just don't feel like birds count.
Speaker 3: Birds. Don't cout Swanning, You're dead right. Three hundred dollars
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Speaker 2: Rhann and hello, Hello, Hell, are we very good? You
Speaker 2: know the weekend was included December.
Speaker 6: First, it did, Yes, that was my highlight. I got
Speaker 6: a new tree, new ball, balls with everything to the house.
Speaker 5: But then my low light was that our German shepherd
Speaker 5: got so excited he's jumped on it.
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Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Of course, that was Taylor Swift, my queen and Savior.
Speaker 2: Another one my coens is the great Judy Dench.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 1: Yes, she's magnificent. That woman.
Speaker 3: I still remember as a kid the first time I
Speaker 3: saw her on James Bond and was just obsessed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she played M. Which one was that when you
Speaker 1: were a kid?
Speaker 3: I remember seeing Casino Royale in the cinema. Wow, I
Speaker 3: wonder what year that was.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: You can normally tell by who the who sings the song.
Speaker 1: Yeah, i'd sing the song.
Speaker 3: In Casino Royal. I'm not sure because I feel like
Speaker 3: that was before It's too.
Speaker 2: Long ago to be a del anyway, We'll have to
Speaker 2: find that out before the end of the break. But
Speaker 2: I want to talk about Judy Dench, who, of course
Speaker 2: is probably most famous nowadays as playing m from the
Speaker 2: James Bond franchises with Daniel Craig. But she sat down
Speaker 2: and it had an interview. If if you've ever got
Speaker 2: five minutes to spare, just google Judy Dench interview and
Speaker 2: you're gonna get a laugh because she's a saucy creature.
Speaker 2: She's got a great sense of humor, and she has
Speaker 2: a parrot. Now, this is odd because we never talk
Speaker 2: about birds, and we've talked about birds twice in the
Speaker 2: show so far.
Speaker 3: And frankly, let's not do it again. Let's make this
Speaker 3: the last day of talking about birds. Marco, our video producer,
Speaker 3: who is an avid bird watcher and loves birds, is
Speaker 3: going to be hating us right now. But I think
Speaker 3: people that have a pet bird need to be assessed.
Speaker 3: I think it's a red flag. I think it's an ike,
Speaker 3: and I think it's weird.
Speaker 2: What what about the big ones like macaws and parrots
Speaker 2: and they talk too.
Speaker 1: I don't mind the ones that talk and that are
Speaker 1: big nah crook and.
Speaker 2: Like cockatoos, you know they speak. That's amazing. What are
Speaker 2: the pets speak?
Speaker 3: I'll find a friend.
Speaker 1: Yeah, look, that's a good point. That is a good point. Anyway.
Speaker 2: Judy Dench has a pet parrosh which I think is
Speaker 2: already quite delightful that the parrot is called sweetie and
Speaker 2: it talks as well. Okay, isn't it a miracle that
Speaker 2: birds learn to talk? Do you know how they learn
Speaker 2: to talk?
Speaker 3: No, I don't.
Speaker 1: They listen.
Speaker 2: They listen to stuff around them so they can mimic
Speaker 2: the words and the people that they live with. But
Speaker 2: a lot of them pick up their language from the television.
Speaker 3: Okay, this is the thing, though, Swanny, Right. They mimic
Speaker 3: what we're saying, but they can't actually have a conversation
Speaker 3: or understand what we're saying.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: Like that's that in itself is like do these bird
Speaker 3: owners realize that they're not having a chat with you, mate?
Speaker 3: They're just repeating what they've hurt?
Speaker 2: Jackut, I think I think people that own birds understand
Speaker 2: that they're not conversing.
Speaker 3: With I'm not sure.
Speaker 2: I don't know, might con't in anyway, she sat down
Speaker 2: had an interview, and she revealed that her bird, her
Speaker 2: parrosh Sweety, calls her a derogatory name that rhymes with
Speaker 2: rut okay.
Speaker 1: And also she calls her a slag.
Speaker 2: The parrot calls Dame Judy Dench a slag, and Judy
Speaker 2: loves her.
Speaker 3: I mean, the parrot's obviously seen who's coming in and
Speaker 3: out of her house to be coming to those conclusions.
Speaker 2: The parrot also says Boris Johnson, and she said, but
Speaker 2: they didn't learn that from me. But it reminds me
Speaker 2: of a story that I know I have said before.
Speaker 2: But it's so delightful that if there's one person that
Speaker 2: hasn't heard it, then it's going to be worth retelling.
Speaker 3: I already forget it.
Speaker 1: Oh great, I love that.
Speaker 2: My friend was living at home when he was, you know,
Speaker 2: a teenager and his both of his parents were like surgeons,
Speaker 2: so you know, very well off.
Speaker 1: And they lived in a beautiful part of Sydney.
Speaker 2: I can't remember where it was, but it was bushy,
Speaker 2: right and yeah, very well to do. Lots of academia
Speaker 2: around them, all that sort of stuff. They had an
Speaker 2: outdoor dining area as is you know a Sydney side
Speaker 2: has WoT. They were out there having dinner one night,
Speaker 2: just the family, and a beautiful bird flew in, a
Speaker 2: big one. I don't know the exact breed, might have
Speaker 2: been a cockatoo, but you know, a big, meaty body bird,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 3: And do they get the bow and arrow out?
Speaker 2: No, No, they were delighted. They were delighted, and the
Speaker 2: bird was doing that thing that it does, you know,
Speaker 2: jumping up and down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw that they were delighted.
Speaker 2: About a week later, the parents were hosting a very
Speaker 2: fancy dinner party and other surgeons, and I think there
Speaker 2: might have been university lecturers there.
Speaker 1: There the HOYPOLLOI of Sydney toown. We're dining.
Speaker 2: It was not only was it catered, I remember it
Speaker 2: had staff. This is how well off these people were. Heaven,
Speaker 2: I know, right up your alley. Anyway, everybody's sitting down
Speaker 2: and the bird flies in and the mother says, oh
Speaker 2: my goodness, the bird, the bird that I was just
Speaker 2: telling you about Helene yesterday.
Speaker 1: This is it. Who's a pretty boy. Who's a pretty boy?
Speaker 4: Then?
Speaker 1: Anyway, the bird.
Speaker 2: Stands on the verandah, the door is open, the dining
Speaker 2: room is now inside, stands on the verandah and screams
Speaker 2: the worst obscenities straight at this woman's face for about
Speaker 2: eight minutes.
Speaker 1: It's amazing, one after the other. Now I want a
Speaker 1: bird like that, and I.
Speaker 3: Hope that bird learnt those words from that lady.
Speaker 2: No, there was a there was a rougher suburb quite
Speaker 2: close he'd flown in from the Druid, The.
Speaker 1: Chrissy Swan Show, The Christy Swan Show. Pit Bull.
Speaker 2: Remember that we spoke a couple of weeks ago about
Speaker 2: Pitbull and John bon Jovi releasing a mix.
Speaker 3: Has that song been released yet?
Speaker 1: Has gone straight to the bottom of the bin? Bloody sanity?
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christy Swan Show. Over got five
Speaker 1: hundred big ones to give a week Chrissy Swans? Who
Speaker 1: am I.
Speaker 2: Googling Pitbull and John bon Jovi? And weirdly, Google told
Speaker 2: me that's the first time anyone's here for Google.
Speaker 1: Hello Mel, Hi, Crispy.
Speaker 3: Hi, guys, Hijack, Hey Mel hew a mate.
Speaker 4: Oh so good, thank you.
Speaker 1: Oh you're so delightful. Melon.
Speaker 2: We love that you love listening to the show. It's
Speaker 2: just the three of us, you know. We did this
Speaker 2: whole thing just for you, Mel.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Now, I've got five hundred dollars with your
Speaker 1: name on it. I really want to give it to you.
Speaker 1: Jack doesn't water, No I do.
Speaker 3: I just like a bit of fun and a bit
Speaker 3: of a game mail. If Chrissy had her way, she'd
Speaker 3: go that's jalah and people. He's five hundred bucks cash Mail.
Speaker 2: Catch up, it is not alright you ready. I've got
Speaker 2: five clues here, mel is it Melanie or Melinda? Melinda?
Speaker 1: Melinda? I knew it was.
Speaker 2: I've got five clues here about a particular celebrity, and
Speaker 2: I've also got five hundred bucks. Catch said that seven times,
Speaker 2: but for each incorrect guess you make, Jack will laugh
Speaker 2: laugh when he takes away one hundred dollars. Clue number one. Look,
Speaker 2: there's a you know, time limit on it.
Speaker 1: But whatever, Clue number one. I'm a singer that okay,
Speaker 1: Jack done?
Speaker 3: Look me like that, Bonnie like I don't like pretend
Speaker 3: you're on TV reading an autoqu read the clue Clue one.
Speaker 3: Just read it and then we'll discuss after if she
Speaker 3: gets it right or wrong.
Speaker 2: I'm a small blonde singer that's really popped off this year.
Speaker 1: To bring the carpenter about five hundred mel Do you
Speaker 1: know this song? It's off the album.
Speaker 2: It was just released on Friday, and basically, Jack and
Speaker 2: I can die happy because it is the best song
Speaker 2: on the album.
Speaker 1: Her songs are all amazing. You are also you are
Speaker 1: also amazing. I really enjoyed it.
Speaker 3: Amazing Monday Mail, there is five hundred dollars cash on
Speaker 3: the way to your bank account.
Speaker 1: The Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: This is the Chrissy Swan Show on over. Oh hey,
Speaker 2: we have got another hour with you, and we're thrilled
Speaker 2: to be here to you, who would not be thrilled?
Speaker 2: Poor old Apple Martin Gwynethan, Chris Martin's daughter. If you're
Speaker 2: listening Apple, don't read the headlines.
Speaker 3: Why what's happened?
Speaker 2: She's made her debut, which, by the way, is an
Speaker 2: antiquated and stupid ceremony.
Speaker 3: Is that like the high school deb Yes, yeah, that
Speaker 3: does feel like.
Speaker 1: Very I didn't I didn't make mine.
Speaker 2: No, thank you, probably at home watching melrose Place. I'm
Speaker 2: not going to get gussied up in a white dress
Speaker 2: as if I was a bride, never going to be
Speaker 2: a bride, never wanted to be, and I'm certainly not
Speaker 2: being a fake bride at the age of seventeen.
Speaker 1: Get out of.
Speaker 2: It anyway, Apple, Apple has made her debut, and he
Speaker 2: is copying some flak because she's sort of sashe ate.
Speaker 1: Out from around the corner.
Speaker 2: She's obviously feeling great, And why wouldn't you when you
Speaker 2: were in a brand new season's Valentino twenty twenty five's
Speaker 2: collection Yet.
Speaker 3: With your mum Gwyneth been there and your dad Chris
Speaker 3: Martin also been there. What a flex?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well there was like a little photo shoot stand
Speaker 2: and you know, someone was getting theirs and she sort
Speaker 2: of sashey around with great charm and personality and she's
Speaker 2: being pillory. But some people are just like that, and
Speaker 2: you've got to have the show offs in life, right
Speaker 2: and the shy people and everybody.
Speaker 1: Don't don't be mean to her.
Speaker 3: Leave Apple alone, Leave Britney alone. Hates Britney's birthday today?
Speaker 3: Is it birthday? Britt We're going to be happy?
Speaker 1: Is that the adjective?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I mean she's having a good time.
Speaker 1: You're actually you're so right. The Chrissy Swan Show, The
Speaker 1: Chrissy Swan Show. Hey, let's do this.
Speaker 3: Frank Green, isn't your holiday collection has just arrived this week?
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Speaker 3: Chrissy's couzzy?
Speaker 1: Was that just free shipping on all orders over fifty dollars?
Speaker 3: That's what I heard, Christy Swan.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, you're going to have to run this entire competytion.
Speaker 1: I do, I do? I do? I really do?
Speaker 3: I know you give me some of your leads and stuff.
Speaker 3: You've got enough.
Speaker 2: My god, if I get another request from peg, oh
Speaker 2: this time I want a palm tree on it.
Speaker 1: No, Hello, cass.
Speaker 2: Cassie, Cassie, Oh there you are high.
Speaker 1: Hi, Frank Green. The draw. It's all about the draw.
Speaker 2: It's all about that perfect delivery of so much what
Speaker 2: do you barely know what to do with it?
Speaker 1: It's isn't that right?
Speaker 6: Absolutely?
Speaker 1: Yes? Well, good luck. I hope you win this prize,
Speaker 1: or do i? Adele? Hello, Hi, Hey, did you.
Speaker 2: Suddenly realize that your name was cool as soon as
Speaker 2: Adele became famous?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Everyone.
Speaker 5: When I used to say my name, people would be like,
Speaker 5: what a girl?
Speaker 4: But now they get it straight away.
Speaker 5: So yeah, I'm thankful to her.
Speaker 4: You don't like it, though, say.
Speaker 1: You Adele for having a name. It's me Adele, all right, lady.
Speaker 1: Is Your names are your buzzes, it's the bears.
Speaker 3: Of You're all good over there? Mate?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's my mind?
Speaker 3: It's because I'm not in the same studio with you.
Speaker 1: I know I miss you.
Speaker 3: No one's going to pull you into line that's.
Speaker 2: Very true, meaning the first person to get three ounces
Speaker 2: creat wins the game and is going to walk away
Speaker 2: with the bum bag. Five But yes, a Frank Green
Speaker 2: holiday give pat question number one, which Canadian rapper announced
Speaker 2: on Friday that he's heading down under a Yes, Adele Drake.
Speaker 3: Yeah, hey, Adele, when you buzzy in with your name,
Speaker 3: you need to say it in Adele's accent. Please.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, no pressure, give it.
Speaker 1: Give it a try, Adele, try, and I love it. No,
Speaker 1: end it with a w Adele Adele. Yes, that's it, sister, Okay,
Speaker 1: let's do it. We're not playing faves. By the way, Cass,
Speaker 1: when you.
Speaker 2: When you buzz in, you have to do it as
Speaker 2: Mama Cass from the Mamas Mah christ number two, what
Speaker 2: war was ended by the signing of the Treaty of Versailles?
Speaker 2: Have a stab in the dark not history, but yes,
Speaker 2: Mamma Cass.
Speaker 3: Let's say world War two, oh so close?
Speaker 1: World War one.
Speaker 2: Christi number three of Britney Spears is celebrating her forty
Speaker 2: third birthday today.
Speaker 1: Can you name this song of hers.
Speaker 3: Doubts? It is?
Speaker 1: It is a good tune? Hey, did you hear what
Speaker 1: I think she should do.
Speaker 2: She should put those like eno things or like copads
Speaker 2: on her feet and then she'd be cleaning that big
Speaker 2: travetine fo you that she swings around in.
Speaker 3: She's swinging around all right, Christian.
Speaker 1: Number four, Who is Luke Skywalker's father? Mama, Yes, Macass
Speaker 1: Darth Vader.
Speaker 3: He's on the scoreboard. Two points to Adele, one to cast.
Speaker 3: Question number five is for the winner, Dell.
Speaker 2: What fish is used to make calamari? Yes, Mama Cass Yes,
Speaker 2: when I'm sorry, Jack, I was just singing, but mamas
Speaker 2: and the pupas Question number six. Carratha is a city
Speaker 2: in the Pilberg region of which Australian state.
Speaker 1: Yes, Mama Cass.
Speaker 2: Within Inda Carathur I said, Cartha is the Northern Territory.
Speaker 3: No, do you want to steal it? Per But what
Speaker 3: states that in Babe Melbourne? What just happened to Dele?
Speaker 6: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 4: I really buckle under pressure.
Speaker 6: I knew this was going to be bad.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love this much Carthur.
Speaker 3: For everyone listening is in beautiful Western Australia's.
Speaker 1: In WA and so perf is in.
Speaker 3: Wa, not Melbourne. Question number seven this is for the
Speaker 3: wind ladies, for either of you.
Speaker 2: What is a common side effect after consuming the vegetable asparagus?
Speaker 3: Mamma cas, Yes, Mamma cass stinky pe stink gilly.
Speaker 1: Good on your Cassan.
Speaker 2: Go hey, Mamma Cass, avoid ham sandwiches. Okay, wait, why
Speaker 2: google it?
Speaker 3: I don't. I hope it's not what I think it is.
Speaker 1: Just google it.
Speaker 3: That's a lot for a Monday afternoon the.
Speaker 1: Crissy Swan Show. We're gonna sell this once and for all.
Speaker 2: Jack, You know, air conditioning is a big course cause
Speaker 2: of friction in relationships and friendships.
Speaker 3: It is.
Speaker 1: That is a.
Speaker 3: Fact, especially when you're confined to a studio with your
Speaker 3: friend for two hours every day.
Speaker 1: That's right. It's always too cold or too hot.
Speaker 2: And the weird thing is you and I always realize
Speaker 2: the same thing about the temperature at the same time.
Speaker 2: Like we'll look up and look at each other and
Speaker 2: you'll have a fine mist of sweat and I'm like,
Speaker 2: oh good, it's not just me. It is too hot
Speaker 2: in here. Something happened on Friday, and we have vowed
Speaker 2: to sort this out with our beautiful Christy Swan Show listeners.
Speaker 2: We're in the studio. You and I all of a sudden,
Speaker 2: it feels hot, muggy, sticky, you look up, missed aforementioned
Speaker 2: mist on forehead.
Speaker 3: I'm an oily boy at the best of times. So
Speaker 3: then the minute it gets a little bit warm, we
Speaker 3: lock eyes.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: In that exchange, he's like, it is hot in here,
Speaker 2: isn't it right? We don't even have to say it,
Speaker 2: we know. Then you say to Tom your slave.
Speaker 3: Apparently no, because Tom was standing at the door that
Speaker 3: ask him to get me a cogsiz. And I said
Speaker 3: to Tom, before you catch muziz, can you please turn
Speaker 3: down the air con because it's hot in here?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: And I went, sorry, when it's hot, you turn up
Speaker 2: the air con. You don't turn it down.
Speaker 3: But on the dial in the studio, for example, I
Speaker 3: think it's generally set at twenty one degrees. I need
Speaker 3: Tom to turn that down because then it goes to
Speaker 3: a lower temperature. As such, the studio then goes to
Speaker 3: that lower temperature. So I'm turning down the air conditioner.
Speaker 2: But when something isn't doing what it needs to do, music, whatever,
Speaker 2: turn it up, turn it up, turn up the turn
Speaker 2: up the air con.
Speaker 3: I get what you're saying, but I think for this
Speaker 3: specific thing. When it comes to temperature in a in
Speaker 3: a studio, or like in life, you just say, hey,
Speaker 3: turn down the aircorn, like if you need to.
Speaker 1: Sense to me. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But like if I was freezing in here, I would say,
Speaker 2: oh my god, can you turn up the air con?
Speaker 1: Or can you? I wouldn't say can you turn down
Speaker 1: the air con?
Speaker 3: No? But no, no, you just you just you just
Speaker 3: set it my way, because if you were freezing in there,
Speaker 3: you'd say turn up the air con because we need
Speaker 3: to turn the temperature up.
Speaker 2: I've got no no, no, no, no sorry, no that's wrong. No no, no,
Speaker 2: I'd say turn it down. It's like it's too cold,
Speaker 2: turn it down? Yeah right, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's too much. I want less of it down.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four to ten. Please get on the line
Speaker 3: and weigh in on how you would say it. Would
Speaker 3: you say it how Chrissy says it turned out the
Speaker 3: air con or it's.
Speaker 1: Hot in here? Do you turn it up? Or do
Speaker 1: you to turn it down?
Speaker 3: I would say turn it down. You get a Neutra
Speaker 3: bullet flip just for chatting to us the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1: You and I are fighting at the moment we're fighting,
Speaker 1: might need to go see it.
Speaker 3: Can you imagine you and I in therapy? I mean
Speaker 3: that is a segment I would listen to.
Speaker 2: We would just get carried away talking about something else.
Speaker 2: We'd over and the therapist would have that emoji face,
Speaker 2: just like.
Speaker 3: Why, And halfway through we'd probably look at each other
Speaker 3: and decide we don't like the therapist.
Speaker 1: Yeah, can you please step out?
Speaker 3: Yeah, hey, Salary, we'll come back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: Now we are talking about air conditioning, because you know,
Speaker 2: we tackle all the big topics. And the other day
Speaker 2: was hot in here and you had your missed and
Speaker 2: you said, oh my god, it's so hot. I've got
Speaker 2: to turn the air con down. And I went, if
Speaker 2: it's hot, why are you turning it down?
Speaker 3: Because the temperature of the studio is clearly too warm,
Speaker 3: so I need that temperature to be turned down to twenty.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: See, I would say, oh my god, it is so
Speaker 1: hot in here.
Speaker 3: Can you turn it up thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 3: We want to know who is right and who was
Speaker 3: wrong in this situation.
Speaker 2: Daniel, Hello, Hello, what do you say if it's freezing cold?
Speaker 1: Do you turn it down or do you turn it up.
Speaker 6: Okay, it's freezing cold, you turn econ up. If it's
Speaker 6: boiling hot, you turn it down.
Speaker 1: Yes, it down means anyway. I'm not gonna I'm not
Speaker 1: going to fight with you. I'm not gonna No, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna fight.
Speaker 3: Gave up halfway through that. So Daniel, you're on my side, man. Yeah.
Speaker 6: So if you actually, if you look at your car,
Speaker 6: so the car is the same as a house eco
Speaker 6: you have a red to your right and a blue
Speaker 6: to your left. Blue means cold, red means hot. So
Speaker 6: you turn it down or up?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I like what. I like where you're going with that.
Speaker 3: Down You like that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do like that. I'm not going to change
Speaker 1: my mind, but I like it.
Speaker 3: A nutribullet flip is on its way to you done.
Speaker 3: What's going to a light? Yes, guys, I'm with you.
Speaker 1: Chrissy, boiling hot male or female? Thing I reckon?
Speaker 4: Maybe maybe if it's boiling hot when it's an echon up.
Speaker 3: But into the temperatures then going up no temperature.
Speaker 1: It feels like, girl, I know what you mean.
Speaker 2: It's I can't quite work it out, but it feels
Speaker 2: like if it's if you need more of something that's
Speaker 2: generally up.
Speaker 3: You know, and you just bought flip for you. Eliza. Hello, Kloe, Hello,
Speaker 3: Chloe's indicator.
Speaker 1: I can hear the indicator. That sounds like an old
Speaker 1: school grandfather clock like.
Speaker 5: That.
Speaker 6: It's quite satisfying that all.
Speaker 1: I love it. So what do you do if it's
Speaker 1: freezing cold? Chloe? What are you going to say? Turn
Speaker 1: they freeze?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's freezing cold.
Speaker 4: I say, turn the air cone down. I'm with you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, alright, So it's a male female thing.
Speaker 4: I got confused before when they asked me.
Speaker 3: I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, I'm Christy.
Speaker 4: It's definitely I know that.
Speaker 6: I turn it up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just yeah, just ouch, it's freezing stop it.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, Chloe, a Neutra bullet flipped for you. Neutrable
Speaker 3: at the number one personal blender brand in the world. Now,
Speaker 3: let's finish with Craigswanny, because I think he may have
Speaker 3: a great sort of analysis of.
Speaker 2: This se segment reminds me of a radio station that's
Speaker 2: probably now non existent. They used to do a segment
Speaker 2: called women are from Women are from Venus. No, men
Speaker 2: are from Mars and women are from Venus. They're not
Speaker 2: bottle of the sexes.
Speaker 3: I think a lot of shows still do that.
Speaker 1: Well, that is terrible. Hello, Craig, Hey, how are you going?
Speaker 1: You are going to sort this out?
Speaker 7: I had a debate with my friends about this years
Speaker 7: ago where I kept saying the same thing that you
Speaker 7: guys talking about. So I always reference now turn the
Speaker 7: temperature up or down, and turn the span up or down.
Speaker 7: I have to reference which one I'm actually specifically wanting.
Speaker 2: I love that because if Jack had said I need
Speaker 2: to turn the temperature down down.
Speaker 7: Yes, and you would have said I needed to stand stronger.
Speaker 7: I need to be more powerful between the two.
Speaker 3: I like this, Craig.
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's just me, but I'm very
Speaker 2: confused and I don't even know who I am anymore
Speaker 2: after this conversation.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, let's just take a breather and do some
Speaker 3: soul searching and self discovery.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show. Hey, let's let's go clicking before
Speaker 1: we get out Chrissy's clickbait Robert Irwin. I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: falling deeper and deeper in love with this man.
Speaker 3: So am I After I saw that stellar shoot on
Speaker 3: the weekend.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, we need to talk about it. He
Speaker 2: was on the cover of Stellar magazine. You remember he
Speaker 2: did another cover shoot a few years ago.
Speaker 1: Was it for Stella?
Speaker 3: Oh, I can't remember which one.
Speaker 2: I think it was, and he was gorgeous in that too,
Speaker 2: and it was like, oh wow, Robert Irwin comes of age.
Speaker 2: We definitely spoke about it. You've had too many big Friday, Saturday,
Speaker 2: Sunday Monday.
Speaker 1: Nights that you can't remember two? Do you remember the
Speaker 1: first one?
Speaker 2: It was a few I think we were definitely on
Speaker 2: this show, so it was within the last two years.
Speaker 2: He looked incredible anyway, and it was right where my
Speaker 2: daughter was in the full swing crush and we were
Speaker 2: both blushing there at the cover. Well, he's outdone himself.
Speaker 2: He he is a man. He is a man now.
Speaker 1: And I remember when he was quite literally I remember
Speaker 1: when he was born because I was living on the
Speaker 1: Sunshine Coast just down the road from Berwah when he
Speaker 1: was born, of.
Speaker 3: Course, because it was two thousand and three, the year
Speaker 3: you I mean, let's say, one big brother and your
Speaker 3: first job in radio.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3: And then look at it now.
Speaker 2: He he's looking like his mum.
Speaker 3: Do you know he looks like Austin Butler in this
Speaker 3: stellar shoe. There's a shot of him in a black
Speaker 3: leather jacket like leaning back and it's giving like kind
Speaker 3: of biker Austin Butler vibes.
Speaker 1: He just looks lovely and goodness shines out of him
Speaker 1: because I do want to play.
Speaker 2: When you see that cover, hmm, does this song come
Speaker 2: into your head? He looks like bloody Patrick swayzey and
Speaker 2: dirty dancing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he does exactly. I mean exactly is a compliment.
Speaker 3: That is compliment dancing.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Also, so Robert Irwin. That means he's only twenty one.
Speaker 1: No, it says he a twenty I thought.
Speaker 3: We had him in studio the other week with Julia Morris.
Speaker 3: I thought he was like twenty five.
Speaker 1: No, he's only a child. He's basically a teenager. He's
Speaker 1: going to go far.
Speaker 2: There's also been a really beautiful moment that's been shared
Speaker 2: with us, obviously via the news services.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure there was too private to share.
Speaker 2: But anyway, he went to the unveiling of his own
Speaker 2: waxwork at Madame Tussor's, which generally terrifying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, by the way, scary.
Speaker 1: He walked past.
Speaker 2: The wax figure of his dad, the late great Steve Irwin.
Speaker 1: He got really emotional, and it's a lot.
Speaker 3: To take in. The emotional was the first time in
Speaker 3: He's not just a picture.
Speaker 2: And you understand that because imagine, I mean, has anybody
Speaker 2: you love or has meant anything to your Have you
Speaker 2: loved anyone or had anyone anything to you? Have they
Speaker 2: have they passed away? Anyone close to you?
Speaker 3: I lost a friend when I was a teenager working
Speaker 3: at General Pants.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so imagine if you were out and about
Speaker 2: and you saw an incredibly lifelike figure of.
Speaker 3: That person, it'd be quite triggering.
Speaker 1: Yes, And I just.
Speaker 2: Slinly realized that you can hear the emotion in his voice.
Speaker 2: I'm not seeing your dad that has been dead for
Speaker 2: so so anyway, I just thought that was very very interesting,
Speaker 2: very very very moving. Now let's finish the show with
Speaker 2: yet another comment about the amazing holding space for the
Speaker 2: lyrics of defying gravity that really tickled us last week
Speaker 2: and is going to tickle me for the rest of
Speaker 2: my life. The interviewer who starred in this viral moment
Speaker 2: has posted a picture of a guy whatever holding her fingernail,
Speaker 2: which is exactly what Arianna Grande was doing to I
Speaker 2: always forget her name, and Cinthia would crucify me.
Speaker 3: Cynthia Riva would not like Cynthia.
Speaker 1: No, she would holding Cynthia's nail.
Speaker 2: They're they're recreating that pose the journo and her friend,
Speaker 2: and Ariana Grande has weighed.
Speaker 1: In and said, oh my goodness, our queen holding space
Speaker 1: with you Alis.
Speaker 3: Oh no, yeah, we don't need any more of that.
Speaker 1: I feel like she's got a good sense of humor
Speaker 1: about it, which you Ariana.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she would have to because the whole press trailer
Speaker 3: truer has been ridiculous. Also, speaking of that, Rickularly, Tim
Speaker 3: and Joller up next, and I did see black, as
Speaker 3: shared on his Instagram today some news about how well
Speaker 3: Molana Too did at the box office in comparison to Wicked.
Speaker 1: Is it better? Going better?
Speaker 3: I think so. One you'll have to listen to regularly,
Speaker 3: Tim and Joel.
Speaker 1: Next.
Speaker 3: That's done, I'll see you back in the studio Tomorrow's wanted.
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