Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome to Clint's podcast.
Speaker 2: Oh great job, great job, Clint.
Speaker 1: Welcome everybody. I've been waiting for my chance. I've been
Speaker 1: biting my time. I'm on the panel and Jace, ladies
Speaker 1: and gentlemen is nowhere to be seen or heard.
Speaker 2: All right, Na, can just write your fader down on
Speaker 2: the right hand side the hotkeys ones. Yeah yeah, those ones,
Speaker 2: one of the left.
Speaker 1: Clint.
Speaker 2: Clint is genuinely on the panel right now.
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen welcome. Who's present? Perry present, Ali, Jenny,
Speaker 1: Jenny from the Block, Jazzy Let's Go, Jerzy Boy and Pamroy.
Speaker 1: He is present to who are you missing?
Speaker 3: Moby, Lauren, Larie.
Speaker 2: He's nifty on the panel, so.
Speaker 1: There's no jays. What's happened to them?
Speaker 2: It's a it's been a bit of a day.
Speaker 1: Spent a day, hasn't it. He didn't stop complaining today.
Speaker 1: He was using an atrocious mood. But do you know what, guys,
Speaker 1: everything is sweet with the world. How are we good?
Speaker 1: Very good?
Speaker 3: I feel like this is like a sit down.
Speaker 4: I feel like I'm an interview.
Speaker 1: Like it's very strange actually standing here or sitting here,
Speaker 1: and it's an interesting.
Speaker 2: Dynamic, everybody looking at you, everybody watching you. Do you
Speaker 2: like it?
Speaker 3: Handsome doctor Phil?
Speaker 1: There or brown bread? A few of the talk show
Speaker 1: hosts have died recently. Is I believe still busy with us?
Speaker 1: Play the music?
Speaker 2: Oh good, Okay, let's do a bit, Let's do a guess. Okay,
Speaker 2: how old is Maury Povich?
Speaker 3: Forty eight?
Speaker 1: I don't even know. Maury would be like sixty two.
Speaker 3: No, no, Maury be in his eighties.
Speaker 2: I reckon eighty three, No, seventy seven.
Speaker 1: Eighty Maury poppych poppych. I just have Maury Poppitch.
Speaker 2: No, no, pulvic Povich number. Clue, who wins, Brody wins
Speaker 2: closest to the pin. Maury Povich is eighty five?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, because he was always old on that
Speaker 3: show and looked like he was had one foot dinner
Speaker 3: at that point. So I can't imagine twenty years later.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't find any information to say his brown bread?
Speaker 2: So Maury's a lover.
Speaker 3: Well, chaut out to Maury big fan.
Speaker 1: Hey what are you all up to today? Once he clear,
Speaker 1: you know what, no one's here, so you guys can
Speaker 1: all go home.
Speaker 3: Oh well, you're in charge.
Speaker 4: So I'll take that.
Speaker 1: I think you should. What are you going to swim
Speaker 1: some laps at the swimming pool today?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Really? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I cut some laps yesterday, cut some laps. I might
Speaker 4: go again today. Off in early Mark.
Speaker 2: I had to come to Ali's rescue yesterday but I failed.
Speaker 2: But I failed.
Speaker 4: At So I woke up yesterday morning and my car
Speaker 4: battery was flat. So I had to cool Brodie because
Speaker 4: I freaked out and he had to come and pick
Speaker 4: me up.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Oh, so it was your battery.
Speaker 2: I thought it was Jazz's battery, Jenny's battery.
Speaker 1: You had to do a bit of card car charger up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's hard. It is hard, and I always get
Speaker 2: quite nervous.
Speaker 1: Where did you put it having to enjoy people? I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 2: Positive to positive?
Speaker 1: Is it positive? Or is it positive?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 2: It's positive to positive. However, so it's red to red,
Speaker 2: positive to positive. On the car with the battery, it's
Speaker 2: black to negative. But on the car without the battery,
Speaker 2: the other black jumper cable has to go to an
Speaker 2: unpainted piece of metal, which is just like a bit
Speaker 2: of the car. It's very hot to find it up
Speaker 2: painted piece of metal because that happened with you. That
Speaker 2: has to be the earth or something. I don't understand it.
Speaker 2: And I'm pretty sure i've successfully jumped a car a
Speaker 2: boy putting it the other black one right on the
Speaker 2: negative tray.
Speaker 3: Well, I didn't also know this is because we borrowed
Speaker 3: a mate's dad's car once when we're going like Afroid.
Speaker 3: We wanted this big, like brand new land Cruiser, and
Speaker 3: the battery died and so we thought this would be right.
Speaker 3: We had a second cover.
Speaker 1: We'll jump it.
Speaker 3: If your car, we'll jump up. But if we had
Speaker 3: I did what I didn't know.
Speaker 2: He's got on the.
Speaker 1: Park, let's jump it. Where are you going to put it?
Speaker 2: Where did you put your lead?
Speaker 3: Where did you put it with himself? But if your
Speaker 3: cut has lots of electrokes like screens, and if you
Speaker 3: jump it a lot of the time can just explode
Speaker 3: all the screens and stuff. So we absolutely cooked a
Speaker 3: land Cruiser.
Speaker 1: It was dead for on the screen when everywhere.
Speaker 3: Just got too excited.
Speaker 2: That's crazy, but I think the whole engine can combust.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we didn't know that.
Speaker 4: I think you can't anyway, guess how much my new battery?
Speaker 1: How much two fifty eighty nine. It was four hundred
Speaker 1: and seventy nine, I should say that. So I've got
Speaker 1: to get a new front door from my house. And
Speaker 1: I thought the front door if I went to doors
Speaker 1: plus no fuss, you know what, they are plenty of fuss,
Speaker 1: by the way, I thought maybe four hundred five hundred bucks.
Speaker 2: Guess how much rand I would have said?
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, I told the story earlier.
Speaker 2: Did I didn't hear that?
Speaker 3: What did your front doors?
Speaker 1: And doors? That's a lot I can't reveal because it's
Speaker 1: a safety issue.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, okay, you have one got burnt.
Speaker 1: Down, probably an issue you could have. Yeah, anyway, pais dog,
Speaker 1: what are you up to today?
Speaker 5: I reckon it is back and biceps stage. I'm getting
Speaker 5: back to the gym at the moment.
Speaker 3: So yeah, boy, your music already great?
Speaker 2: Squat squat, Yeah, yeah, it's pretty good.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Behind, Now what about made over here? Poor old
Speaker 1: sad sack port Adelaide supporter Brodie, Because tonight you are
Speaker 1: locked in a room with the jiz and not watching
Speaker 1: The Killer.
Speaker 2: It's your song.
Speaker 3: I actually can't believe that I don't get to watch
Speaker 3: the game.
Speaker 2: Hangs around choosing.
Speaker 3: It is my favorite time of the year. It is
Speaker 3: football finals. It is put Adelaide who have qualified second,
Speaker 3: playing at home against the beatable rival in Geelong. And yes,
Speaker 3: you've still got You've still got Rosie, you've still got Bies,
Speaker 3: You've still got Georgie boy a forward and you've got
Speaker 3: to lay it down back this quality there we could
Speaker 3: potentially win it. Go into a home prelim, We're going
Speaker 3: to win the flag. That's it.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 2: Just will be so funny if made it this fire
Speaker 2: and if they go out tonight, that will be sad,
Speaker 2: but it will be compounded by the fact that you
Speaker 2: won't be able to watch any of port being in
Speaker 2: the finals because they'll be eight. They'll have a second
Speaker 2: a second chance. Feel he won't be in tomorrow.
Speaker 3: You feel a bit more than it's the worst part
Speaker 3: about it is that when you were revealing that I
Speaker 3: was going to have to do this and they giving
Speaker 3: me all the options, when you said all right, our friends,
Speaker 3: what if have come on board? I thought you were
Speaker 3: sending me to the game to watch it, that I'd
Speaker 3: be there in Adelaide on the sidelines, in the box
Speaker 3: or something awesome, going there to watch the game.
Speaker 2: Sad do you even know this show that.
Speaker 3: I can't believe it. I was going to start welling up,
Speaker 3: getting little bit emotional about getting to see my team
Speaker 3: play in Adelaide, and then you fuck me essentially speaking
Speaker 3: about that I've got the wrap up music.
Speaker 1: Didn't What are you going to watch?
Speaker 3: Not rom com?
Speaker 1: A little bit of nutting Hill? So what time?
Speaker 2: What time are we going to go to the hotel?
Speaker 3: Tell about six?
Speaker 1: I reckon? What were you mouthing?
Speaker 3: Then we have to find a hotel for it hasn't
Speaker 3: been organized if well well done from the production team
Speaker 3: back on a great job.
Speaker 2: We were pretty sure that you were not going to
Speaker 2: go for any of the temptement.
Speaker 1: So you didn't. Should we see what would cost? No?
Speaker 2: We organized old ones that we actually mentioned, and then
Speaker 2: Big Boy went and.
Speaker 1: He was about the hotel Crown to be nice Crowned,
Speaker 1: No Crown Plaza, that's.
Speaker 3: Hotel an IBus around or something. Any travelers lodge that's
Speaker 3: always good, travelers lodge, travelers lodge to travel travel lodge?
Speaker 2: Why do we go to the overload in South Ara?
Speaker 3: That's and they're a client.
Speaker 1: You could actually check into the Sunny and share sweet
Speaker 1: who would be sunny and who would be sure.
Speaker 3: Is there a rotating bed?
Speaker 2: Are we are we getting a twin share or are
Speaker 2: we going king bed?
Speaker 3: Baby?
Speaker 1: We're going king bed.
Speaker 3: That's cut and look out.
Speaker 1: Playing means one thing. What does it mean?
Speaker 2: Depends to people to lose, which I won't know. So
Speaker 2: we're going to go on would be very funny. I
Speaker 2: might watch the game on my with my AirPods in.
Speaker 3: At least you can see the score.
Speaker 2: I'll make sure my reactions are big for whatever happens.
Speaker 1: So I'm calling it half time. I'll be checking in
Speaker 1: and I'll give you one score update.
Speaker 3: But that's that's the worst part about it, because even
Speaker 3: if we're you know, it'll be a indiscriminate score and
Speaker 3: it'll be like thirteen points up port seven points down.
Speaker 1: Too long.
Speaker 2: It just it doesn't unless it's a thrashing, it's not
Speaker 2: going to matter, and it probably won't be a thrashing.
Speaker 1: It won't be a thrashing, which.
Speaker 3: Means and half forty anything can happen. We've seen this
Speaker 3: year more than any other that a team can come
Speaker 3: over the top and win by ten goals who are
Speaker 3: down by five goals.
Speaker 1: At half time.
Speaker 3: So really, Clint's going to infuriate me by calling me
Speaker 3: at half time telling me the score.
Speaker 2: But let's focus on the positives here. You get to
Speaker 2: treat your wife to a lovely Mornington Peninsula stay weekend away,
Speaker 2: You get a new TV and you get to bring
Speaker 2: the boys to the race.
Speaker 1: He's pretty cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the tea.
Speaker 4: You actually get a gift out to a shell as well.
Speaker 3: Oh that sounds awesome. They're going to play for the
Speaker 3: fuel down there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh I love that.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Snacks and snacks or you can get the field and
Speaker 2: light all you're port gear on fire if they lose?
Speaker 3: Exactly what if we lose? All of this will be
Speaker 3: just make more upset knowing that I sacrificed at all
Speaker 3: to watch full loss.
Speaker 1: Do you have a lot of mates to break for Port? None?
Speaker 1: So when you go to the footy, how do you go with?
Speaker 3: Usually you position? Oh, you can't be for all the
Speaker 3: other teams and I'm the only one. So when we
Speaker 3: beat Carlton most recently, Oh that was I think it
Speaker 3: was fifteen Carlton supporters to one Port supporter.
Speaker 1: Which cheeries on the television heaps. Oh, well, good luck
Speaker 1: with that. That's going to be fun, is it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I'm going to a ball to Yeah, I'm going to
Speaker 1: Crown to a ball.
Speaker 3: I know what you're going to. You got into the
Speaker 3: ball where everyone dressed something like Bridgingtons.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of sex on Bridgington way you go.
Speaker 1: I'm going to the VRC ball Racing ball spring ball. Hosting. No,
Speaker 1: I've got to go with nine.
Speaker 3: Oh and any sort of hosting is nothing, no speaking.
Speaker 1: I believe. So. I think I'm just there to have
Speaker 1: a couple of drinks. Yeah, drinks.
Speaker 2: Apparently, don't forget you drink.
Speaker 1: I forget. I had a couple of drinks, had a
Speaker 1: few drinks last night. Actually Steak Nights Steak So Good
Speaker 1: a Union House hotel in Richmond. Very good shout out.
Speaker 1: The steak was I loved it. I don't know, I
Speaker 1: think it was it. It looked like a it looked
Speaker 1: very rumpy.
Speaker 2: What did you order?
Speaker 6: But steak steak special, just a steak special. But usually
Speaker 6: you know, google chips. We've got chips. Salad Like the
Speaker 6: salad is a bit a bit, just a leaf salad.
Speaker 6: Two dollars.
Speaker 2: That's pretty good.
Speaker 1: Pretty good about the was this beautiful sort of like
Speaker 1: it was a very thin, sort of gravy, but it
Speaker 1: was a bit spicy. It was like a peppercorn. No,
Speaker 1: it wasn't a peppercorn because that's more creamy. This is
Speaker 1: more a more a jew. It was a you, a
Speaker 1: spicy you. You was already on on top.
Speaker 3: So I'm happy and a good serving tips. I'm happy
Speaker 3: for them to forego salad and really, you know, not
Speaker 3: put as much time and effort into that and really
Speaker 3: load my chips up amber sauce.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't mind a cold slaw.
Speaker 2: You know what? I feel that you cannot get good
Speaker 2: coleslaw here in Australia.
Speaker 1: Really make your own. Yeah no, no, because it's.
Speaker 2: Never I love really creamy mao coleslaw and at home
Speaker 2: and like the delis that you that you can get
Speaker 2: like make up your little chicken filet roll?
Speaker 1: What about a KFC cold saw?
Speaker 2: Absolutely not.
Speaker 1: It's pretty nice. It's quite sweet though.
Speaker 2: I would never even order it.
Speaker 1: Have you never? No, it's quite it's quite strong.
Speaker 2: I had a great steak last week in the Temperance Hotel. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I've never been before.
Speaker 1: It used to be frost but its lovely where you'd
Speaker 1: walk in and all you could drink were slushies. It
Speaker 1: was great. Well, like a wall full of frozen drinks.
Speaker 1: It's a lovely in a gladder. Play the music. Which music? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Blush's Tina Kolada, Margarita, have a great night.
Speaker 2: Oh hey, oh hey.
Speaker 1: That's a shiit song, isn't it? Anyway, it's pretty good. Well,
Speaker 1: I think that went quite well, guys.
Speaker 4: Proud of you.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much, Jason, Lauren both.
Speaker 3: Future in hosting. I reckon whether it be TV or radio.
Speaker 3: I think there's something in your future.
Speaker 1: Welcome back to the Light eighty nine boy nine.
Speaker 2: We love Jesus, we do.
Speaker 4: Can't wait for the next.
Speaker 1: Time, Lauren, Wait, you back tomorrow. She's still away, but
Speaker 1: Jason will be here and he will be in a
Speaker 1: better mood. We hope we have the Apple store this afternoon. Yes,
Speaker 1: So what happened? Tell everyone what happened.
Speaker 5: He made a little mistake when doing his reading this morning,
Speaker 5: and uh through I think he was throwing a fun
Speaker 5: little tantrum and inadvertently through his highlighter and it hit
Speaker 5: his phone and cracked the screen right down the middle.
Speaker 1: And throw as hard as possible, as hard as possible.
Speaker 2: But imagine the forest that you've got to throw ash
Speaker 2: phone screen, the slow mo of the highlight of flying.
Speaker 1: The worst thing about it is I don't think it's fixable.
Speaker 1: You can't repair that. It's a new phone cracked. It
Speaker 1: was an l A ED style. Yeah, like is fucked
Speaker 1: with iPhones. They don't replace.
Speaker 5: They actually don't replace the screens.
Speaker 1: Usually they just replaced the phone.
Speaker 2: To the little shops with the He would love one
Speaker 2: of those little shops.
Speaker 1: There's one underneath.
Speaker 3: Here, Monochia.
Speaker 1: They won't break a dumb phone. That's funny. Anyway, guys,
Speaker 1: what sort of song would you like to take us out?
Speaker 1: How about I suggest stay the kid Lroy Justin Bieber.
Speaker 1: It's been fun, have a great day if you can
Speaker 1: be right.
Speaker 3: I'm bye, only Na