Speaker 1: Oh, it's lucky dead time. Get your deep and donkeys.
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Speaker 1: He Hi, everyone, it's Mal and Monty. Welcome to our
Speaker 1: little bite sized morsel for you today. So I'm going
Speaker 1: to do today's lucky dip. It's so random and quite
Speaker 1: grim and.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you would love it. But I was on a
Speaker 1: Reddit thread I don't know what for, and because you've
Speaker 1: been talking about red and I got on it actually
Speaker 1: actually looked up celebrity facts we didn't know or celebrit
Speaker 1: pretty stories no one knows, because I'm like, oh, that
Speaker 1: would be a good thing to talk about. And so
Speaker 1: then you get all of the start of all of them.
Speaker 1: Then you can google them. Yes, right, But this is
Speaker 1: one because we were talking the other week about seeing
Speaker 1: a dead body, remember on one of our one of
Speaker 1: our episodes, and it made me think about that. And
Speaker 1: then this is about Ashton Kutcher. And you probably remember
Speaker 1: this story, but I did not remember it at all.
Speaker 1: Was this the girl about Yes, yeah, yeah, okay, I'll
Speaker 1: share it, so don't yes, no, okay. So this was
Speaker 1: so in twenty nineteen, right, Ashton testified as a witness
Speaker 1: at the trial of a man dubbed the Hollywood Ripper.
Speaker 1: He was charged with the murder of a young woman
Speaker 1: and two others. Okay, so Ashton Kutcher said that he
Speaker 1: arrived at the Hollywood bungalow of fashion designer student Ashley
Speaker 1: Allern on the twenty second of February back in two
Speaker 1: thousand and one. So he wasn't with Miller kunis then this.
Speaker 2: Is even Demi or even Demi.
Speaker 1: So he was young, right, and he was speaking to
Speaker 1: her on the phone and then they'd arrange to have
Speaker 1: a date that evening. So he was like, great, I'm
Speaker 1: going to go out with this fashioned girl Allery. Sorry
Speaker 1: Ashley anyway, but he says when he got there two
Speaker 1: hours after that phone call that he had with her,
Speaker 1: he found the lights on and the door locked in
Speaker 1: her house. He was peering through the window and he
Speaker 1: saw what he thought was a red wine spill on
Speaker 1: the carpet. He said, I didn't really think of anything
Speaker 1: at all. He said that I figured that I'd screwed up.
Speaker 1: I showed up a bit late and assumed that Ashley
Speaker 1: had gone out with a friend and that was it.
Speaker 1: That was the end of that anyway. So this twenty
Speaker 1: two year old girl was then found dead at her
Speaker 1: home the next morning by her roommate. She had been
Speaker 1: stabbed forty times. Fuck. So when Ashton learned what had
Speaker 1: happened to this girl, he quickly spoke to the police
Speaker 1: because he was freaking out because he knew his fingerprints
Speaker 1: would be absolutely everywhere over her door and peering through
Speaker 1: the windows, yeah, and stuff like that. Anyway, I was like,
Speaker 1: that is a fascinating story. It reminds me of that
Speaker 1: Broderick one that you told a while ago as well.
Speaker 1: Oh the accident, the accident, Yeah, how it was a
Speaker 1: mother and a daughter or something that he killed, didn't Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like, what's his first name is it?
Speaker 2: Matthew, Matthew, Matthew Roderick. Yeah, you know what to find
Speaker 2: strange about that story other than like the tragedy of it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he rocked up for that date. If I went to
Speaker 2: someone's house for a date and I'm knocking on the
Speaker 2: door and they're not answering or whatever. I would start
Speaker 2: peering in through the windows and stuff like I'm knocking knocking.
Speaker 2: If they're not answering, maybe I'm calling their phone.
Speaker 1: But the lights were on, so if say you hit
Speaker 1: the windows right next to the front door, I reckon,
Speaker 1: I'd have a look in there for sure, for sure
Speaker 1: you'd have a piek. So the red wine stain was
Speaker 1: like she was already murdered. He was knocking on the
Speaker 1: door and that was her blood. And then remember the
Speaker 1: other week you were like, have you never seen a
Speaker 1: dead body? And it reminded me I have. Oh, So
Speaker 1: this happened ages ago, and I'm sure I've told this
Speaker 1: story so many times and it's not graphic or anything.
Speaker 1: But I was in year seven and I used to
Speaker 1: walk to school and my best friend at the time, Peter,
Speaker 1: and I were walking to school and there was a
Speaker 1: doctor surgery that was on my street. Do you remember this, male?
Speaker 1: I think vague vaguely, right. So it was raining, so
Speaker 1: it was eerie, the sky was gray, walking along with
Speaker 1: our little back packs, chatting, and then we walked past
Speaker 1: the doctors surgery and there's like a ramp that comes
Speaker 1: leads it down to the street and just see two
Speaker 1: feet coming out of the gate, and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, and I went into full freeze. Luckily,
Speaker 1: my friend Peter quickly walked around, saw that there's this
Speaker 1: old man laying there, runs in and gets the people inside.
Speaker 1: I literally closed my eyes and walked past it and
Speaker 1: went to school. How old year seven?
Speaker 2: Okay, yung yng.
Speaker 1: But here's the fuck thing about how dumb kids are
Speaker 1: and just how you just well, maybe just me, but no.
Speaker 1: The dumb part of this was I remember being scared
Speaker 1: of the dead body, but it didn't affect me that much.
Speaker 1: But I totally used it as a thing to get
Speaker 1: out of class.
Speaker 2: Oh well, I mean that's also smart.
Speaker 1: Okay, isn't it what I just so vividly remember going, oh,
Speaker 1: we found like this guy this morning and then we
Speaker 1: think he's dead, and I saw I could go and
Speaker 1: just hang out. But I remember Peter didn't want to
Speaker 1: leave or anything. I'm like, we can get out of class.
Speaker 2: Do you know what that story's fascinating at all? I
Speaker 2: can't get past never heard of Peter before.
Speaker 1: What happened to Petere? Okayter told you about Peter. But
Speaker 1: the after school I went and checked because I didn't
Speaker 1: know that the guy was one hundred percent dead at
Speaker 1: that stage, but he was in fact dead. How's the
Speaker 1: bad luck of walking out of a doctor surgery? Like
Speaker 1: if he had have died five minutes earlier or five
Speaker 1: minutes later, he would have been like he could have
Speaker 1: been walking into the surgery and died in there, or
Speaker 1: walking at do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: How bad are and.
Speaker 1: At the front door of the doctor's you die?
Speaker 2: I know, like it's so close but so far.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And I remember knocking and saying, oh, we found
Speaker 1: that person this morning. Did just wanting to know if
Speaker 1: he is alive, and she said, no, he's not. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: Oh shit. Yeah. And I was in year seven anyway,
Speaker 1: So Peter was my best friend. She started at its
Speaker 1: same high school as me and assumed.
Speaker 2: A boy, not p E.
Speaker 1: I t a.
Speaker 2: Oh right, and she was just she was awesome.
Speaker 1: She was my best friend. And she's still with and
Speaker 1: the guy a guy from primary school when they got
Speaker 1: together in like year eight and they're still together.
Speaker 2: Now, imagine how much straight away that we did a
Speaker 2: podcast not long ago we're doing about arguing. Imagine all
Speaker 2: the fucking arguments you'd bring up being together that long
Speaker 2: remembering year nine when you're flirting with Sally Cooper.
Speaker 1: Do you still feel like you did with Sally Cooper? Yeah,
Speaker 1: her and I used to walk to her house after
Speaker 1: school and she'd walk to my house. I was obsessed
Speaker 1: with like sleepovers and playdates when I was younger. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because if I didn't have a sleepover organized every weekend,
Speaker 1: it was a failed weekend. Oh shit, it was. And
Speaker 1: my son's like it now, my ten year old, I
Speaker 1: see it like he has to have a playdate. It's
Speaker 1: like he's a complete playdate JUNKI And I'm.
Speaker 2: Like that was me. Yeah, because he wants to They
Speaker 2: want to do stuff all the time. It's fucking annoying. Oh.
Speaker 1: I just remember if someone was an available or like
Speaker 1: my mum said no sleepovers tonight, I'd just be like what.
Speaker 1: I could honestly have gone back to back sleepovers for
Speaker 1: six years. I loved at him that easy. Were you
Speaker 1: allowed to have sleep rivers?
Speaker 2: I was allowed to have them with certain people that
Speaker 2: even though it's not a guarantee of anything, but my
Speaker 2: parents were at least familiar with the parents.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fair enough.
Speaker 2: I couldn't just sleep over it, you know, a friend's
Speaker 2: house that you know, they had no idea about and
Speaker 2: you know, history repeats because I'm the same.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, yeah, I wouldn't let my kids just
Speaker 1: sleep at anyone's house.
Speaker 2: I didn't know though.
Speaker 1: My boys are not that into them, although Alah has
Speaker 1: started to ask, and I'm like, no way, that kid's
Speaker 1: up at five am. I'm like, there's no chance that
Speaker 1: you were having sleepovers. Like how old? I'm like maybe
Speaker 1: twelve just yet, any age. I don't want him going
Speaker 1: because then next day you've got to deal with this
Speaker 1: shithead kid who's exhausted. I know. Anyway, that was my
Speaker 1: little That's what I got from Redditt my Ashton Kutcher
Speaker 1: murder story.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's horrible. It's that thought of the you know,
Speaker 2: like I guess for him too. If it was me,
Speaker 2: I would be thinking, oh my god, like what if
Speaker 2: she was still alive and dining now or knocked on
Speaker 2: the door, like that thought of whoa, what could I
Speaker 2: have done? Maybe differently or so? I mean, but a
Speaker 2: red line. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I reckon it could look really similar.
Speaker 2: It could look really similar. I'm just thinking of the volume.
Speaker 2: She was stabbed forty two times. It would have been
Speaker 2: forty seven times, forty seven times, it would have been
Speaker 2: a lot of blood.
Speaker 1: Like make me feel a bit ceasy. Yeah, it's horrible,
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