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Speaker 1: Sitsy and with her with Kate Ritchie podcast.

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Speaker 2: David Beckham, You've got to watch this docco on Netflix.

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Speaker 2: It's unbelievable. It's astounding because we don't really know too

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Speaker 2: much about that. I mean, you see all the headlines,

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Speaker 2: but this is the first time that they've opened up.

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Speaker 2: They're not really they're quite private.

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Speaker 1: He's never been one to sort of sit down and talk,

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Speaker 1: is he not?

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Speaker 3: Well, no, thankfully no.

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Speaker 1: But when we play audio, just because I heard a

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Speaker 1: bit of last week fits when we play audio, just

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Speaker 1: make sure you point out when it's Victoria talking and

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Speaker 1: when it's David talkie because they sound the same.

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Speaker 2: The vision is unbelievable because you've got all this great

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Speaker 2: vision of his playing days and you know her and

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Speaker 2: the spy skills as well, so there's unseen footage that

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Speaker 2: you've never seen before and you don't realize how good

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Speaker 2: the football player he was. It's crazy, but he was

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Speaker 2: also when he first started seeing Victoria Beckham. It just

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Speaker 2: it was they were so under the spotlight and I

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Speaker 2: don't know how they survived, but.

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Speaker 4: Both of them, because of course he was this enormous

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Speaker 4: famous footballer, and I think the vision I saw was

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Speaker 4: where he knew that there were two spy skirls in

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Speaker 4: the building at a particular game, because the hype around

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Speaker 4: the spy skirls was if you could snag a spy

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Speaker 4: s girl, you were doing all right. You were like

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Speaker 4: the power couple in the UK or the world at

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Speaker 4: that point.

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Speaker 1: Abbie Williams at one stage hook up with a spy

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Speaker 1: skirl Tommy on the Jerry was it.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I think he's spoken about that before, but it

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Speaker 2: was funny when he was told there's two spy skills

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Speaker 2: at the game today, his immediate reaction was is Posh there?

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Speaker 2: Because he loved Posh and you know what, he adores her.

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Speaker 2: It's really amazing to see his love for her and

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Speaker 2: she for him as well. Then they were under the

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Speaker 2: spotlight like he was. His manager was Sir Alex Ferguson,

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Speaker 2: who's one of the most successful coaches of all time

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Speaker 2: and he was a hard coach, so he never liked

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Speaker 2: a spy skill being a part of the Manchester United

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Speaker 2: distracting him, the wags just getting the way. Well, this

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Speaker 2: is the thing he didn't o Kate they when they

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Speaker 2: got married. I didn't I can't remember this, but this

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Speaker 2: is how much they got paid for their wedding.

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Speaker 1: The early camera allowed into the event will belong to

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Speaker 1: a key magazine. It's paid a million pounds for the exclusive.

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Speaker 2: We're talking late nineties, early naughties there and pounds.

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Speaker 3: Does that make it about two and a half million dollars?

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Speaker 2: Mind Australian and I didn't remember this at all, but Jesse,

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Speaker 2: if you could get up for the guys, but their

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Speaker 2: outfits they went, they went to purple theme. This is

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Speaker 2: David talking about his purple suit.

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Speaker 5: I tried to think back to when I decided to

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Speaker 5: wear a purple suit. I don't know when that happened.

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Speaker 5: I think I just took Victoria's lead on it. But

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Speaker 5: what what are we thinking?

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Speaker 1: It's terrible. So they've probably got one of their kids

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Speaker 1: who's then David's carrying in these pictures. The kid is

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Speaker 1: got a purple certain with a purple bib and a

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Speaker 1: purple cowboy hat.

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Speaker 3: I mean, the only thing missing from that picture is

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Speaker 3: Elton John.

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Speaker 1: You know what, he wouldn't have been barbaro.

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Speaker 4: And I think even the wedding photos, if my memory

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Speaker 4: serves me correctly, she was wearing the like a crown,

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Speaker 4: like a princess, crown, this is the this is the

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Speaker 4: after party or the reception outfit.

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Speaker 3: There would have been a few frock changes.

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Speaker 2: While they were sitting they were sitting in thrones as well.

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Speaker 2: They had thrones the other thing as well. It's amazing

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Speaker 2: and they talk about this. Some of his ex teammates

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Speaker 2: talk about this, but back in the late nineties and

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Speaker 2: that when when we talk about mental health, we didn't

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Speaker 2: really speak about it then. So if you were thrown

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Speaker 2: under a bus you had to deal with it yourself.

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Speaker 2: And David Beckham gave away a red card in a

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Speaker 2: World Cup game that England hated him for for six months.

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Speaker 2: He got booed every time he ran out into the

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Speaker 2: field and Victoria used to go and watch him every game.

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Speaker 1: She didn't like.

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Speaker 2: She says, I don't like football, but I loved watching him,

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Speaker 2: so she would go and support him every game. It's

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Speaker 2: unbelievable what they had to put up with. And there

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Speaker 2: was a chant that started by the opposition team, yes,

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Speaker 2: every time they played Manchester United.

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Speaker 1: Ever listen to this and.

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Speaker 5: There was one song which she'll kill me for singing.

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Speaker 2: Every football fan.

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Speaker 5: Sang this song.

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Speaker 6: Posh Bias takes it up the.

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Speaker 2: Eye that's seventy five thousand people singing that song while

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Speaker 2: you're at the game. And this is how Victoria's spoke

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Speaker 6: I mean, it's embarrassing, it's hurtful. I remember sitting down

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Speaker 6: and the lady next to me, she turned to me.

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Speaker 7: She didn't know what to say.

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Speaker 6: She said, you want a polo?

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Speaker 2: Do I want to polo?

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Speaker 6: Because know what, what do you say when you're sitting

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Speaker 6: next to someone And seventy five thousand people have been

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Speaker 6: saying that you take it up the oar.

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Speaker 1: Well, whether she does or not is irrelevant.

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Speaker 2: It is football what she had to put up with.

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Speaker 1: Can't you imagine that the woman should have just said,

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry you have to go through this. I'm

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Speaker 1: so sorry you go through this.

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Speaker 2: I'm trying too.

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Speaker 4: Is it a lolly like a little chocolate or a

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Speaker 4: mental It's something like that.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I think though, when when people become that level of famous,

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Speaker 4: is that the people around them forget that they are

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Speaker 4: actually human beings and that they do exist, and that

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Speaker 4: they do get in their car at the end of

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Speaker 4: the day and they go home and they probably cry

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Speaker 4: and argue about the fact that she doesn't want to

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Speaker 4: go to the game. But she should go to the

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Speaker 4: game because why people channing that she does this thing?

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Speaker 4: Why should that keep her away from watching the man

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Speaker 4: that she loves play football. I'm not going to let

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Speaker 4: these people affect my life. And they don't. They just

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Speaker 4: there is no correlation between the fact that that is

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Speaker 4: just so abusive and so traumatic.

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Speaker 2: It's it's when you look back and this is England.

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Speaker 2: England will turn on their players.

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Speaker 1: So they don't get what they want.

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Speaker 2: So was the chance just to put him off? Well,

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Speaker 2: of course, of course seventy five he played better. This

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Speaker 2: was the thing. He took it all on board and

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Speaker 2: he said, I actually loved it because I would go

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Speaker 2: out there and it was one of the best years

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Speaker 2: of footballer he'd had in his life. What I want

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Speaker 2: to talk about, though, why he was so good David

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Speaker 2: because he had an old school parent in Ted Beckham, right,

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Speaker 2: and his old man. His old man's got thirteen hundred

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Speaker 2: videos of David playing junior soccer home video he kept

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Speaker 2: every game. It's unbelievable love this. So he is an

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Speaker 2: old school parent and he had all these different techniques.

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Speaker 2: David was quite small and really skinny, but this was

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Speaker 2: Ted talking about what he used to do to David

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Speaker 2: to fatten him up.

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Speaker 1: I was a bit worried about the size of him.

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Speaker 2: So that's when we started giving him guinness and a

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Speaker 2: raw red. To be fair to the boy, he did

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Speaker 2: it every week. He was about twelve years of age

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Speaker 2: higher the game. Drink a pint of guinness and he'd

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Speaker 2: have to eat a raw egg to put on weight,

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Speaker 2: and you know.

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Speaker 3: And then have a lie down. I would imagine it brought.

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Speaker 2: Back memories of I had a coach, a football coach

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Speaker 2: that used to make me drink a pint of guinness

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Speaker 2: to put on weight Jack and I had to eat

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Speaker 2: a kilo of steak to put on weight. He was

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Speaker 2: the weights coach.

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Speaker 1: The adelaidh my god, I want to meet it.

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Speaker 2: Robbie Carruthers was his name, and he would say, I'm

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Speaker 2: going to sit with you. You got to You've got

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Speaker 2: to drink your pine of guinness and eat a quilo

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Speaker 2: of steak and this will help you in the gym.

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Speaker 1: When do I turn up the.

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Speaker 4: Training being made to drink guinness, that's what your dream work, honey.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to go to the park. I'm feeling a.

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Speaker 1: Little thin, but I've committed to this training. And does

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Speaker 1: the dad a good looking rooster like becks?

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Speaker 2: No, not at all, So it's not at all.

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Speaker 1: What about the mum?

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Speaker 2: Does the mum interviewed on this Mom's lovely? She's lovely.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, he was just he's just and you he

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Speaker 2: was quite an awkward kid. But I want to talk

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Speaker 2: about old school parenting techniques. Did you have a mum

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Speaker 2: or dad that had a parenting technique that was just

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Speaker 2: outside the square?

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Speaker 1: Knock it out of him?

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Speaker 2: Like, you know, a pine of guinness and an eg

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Speaker 2: to fan you up. Mark in North Arabane, What do

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Speaker 2: you got Mark?

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Speaker 7: Oh? Good morning? How are we all good?

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Speaker 1: Mind?

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Speaker 7: That's hope, that's the way.

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Speaker 9: Well.

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Speaker 7: I think my parents would pretty be on management passed

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Speaker 7: it on to me. So I remember one occasion when

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Speaker 7: I was pretty young and we had grandparents have a visiting,

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Speaker 7: and I don't think I was paying attention, but my

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Speaker 7: great important at the time, and I said to shut up.

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Speaker 7: I told my grandmother to shut up. Well, so that

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Speaker 7: was not a good move. I didn't mean it. I'm

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Speaker 7: sure I didn't mean it. Yeah, but my father grabbed

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Speaker 7: me and he took me to the bathroom, and you

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Speaker 7: heard the expression of wash your mouth out with safe Yeah,

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Speaker 7: well that's exactly what you're here. And none of these

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Speaker 7: fashioned bar soap straight in the mouth.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I used to get that.

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Speaker 4: I've had the the mouth opened, the mouth, kind of

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Speaker 4: gets great. And then in our family once, because I

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Speaker 4: was the eldest four kids, Mark, I don't know if

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Speaker 4: you which role you had in your family, but because

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Speaker 4: I was the eldest, yeah, I was the eldest of four.

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Speaker 4: So if one of the younger children had to have

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Speaker 4: a cake of soap in the mouth, why am I

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Speaker 4: telling this story? I would have to man the outside

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Speaker 4: tap so they couldn't go and wash their mouth. To

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Speaker 4: have it in your mouth for I don't know, I

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Speaker 4: don't remember anything beyond that.

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Speaker 3: It seems like, oh my goodness.

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Speaker 2: See that was. I had a mate who his mum

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Speaker 2: on the vinyl floor if he if he was if

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Speaker 2: he wasn't listening and got a couple of warnings, she

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Speaker 2: would get our uncooked rice just spread it all over

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Speaker 2: the vinyl, and he had to on his knees. He

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Speaker 2: with his hands behind his back, kneeling on it, kneeling

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Speaker 2: on the rice the uncooked ross as mates were in

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Speaker 2: the background, just sniggering, laughing as.

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Speaker 1: Marty's killing my kneecaps. Valerie in Mington.

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Speaker 9: Hell, Hi there, good morning, How are you good?

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Speaker 1: What's your story?

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Speaker 9: So, in order to so that I finished my food

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Speaker 1: Right, So, based on the appearance of the bowl represented

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Speaker 2: Exactly did it suck you in? Valerie?

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Speaker 1: Did you think I was?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 9: I was very conscious. I was like, I want someone

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Speaker 9: with good skin conditions fit.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. And Valerie, did you end up marrying

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Speaker 8: Oh?

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Speaker 9: I'm not married yet, but my current partner is very lovely.

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Speaker 1: Valerie.

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Speaker 3: It's good. Mom and dad are always right.

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Speaker 2: Well, if you could see the bowl every time. I

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Speaker 9: Thank you very much.

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Speaker 4: It's funny how your mom and dad can get in

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Speaker 4: oh my god, you're the panic attached to having a

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Speaker 2: He's a joy as a parent. It's a joy as

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Speaker 1: He said he loved you once too, didn't he. Graham

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Speaker 1: and Penrith give it to us, matey.

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Speaker 8: he watched his brothers get the strap.

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Speaker 1: Would have heard grad couple on the oh.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, oh Graham, wasn't it when a teacher in

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and then you just dubbed someone else.

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Speaker 3: I know it's me, they know it's.

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Speaker 2: And then you're looking around and all your ma just

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Speaker 1: I remember my mum hit me so hard on the

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Speaker 3: Especially when you were fresh out of the bath.

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Speaker 1: From Christine's hand, which was very sorry. Mate. Right now,

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Speaker 1: you were singing Mustang Sally and you and mum were

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Speaker 1: dancing on the couch at the time. Tom. And if

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Speaker 1: you think that's a joke, I'm not making it up. Tom,

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Speaker 1: leave my mother's mom, You leave my mother's hand off

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Speaker 1: your bottom.

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Speaker 4: Well let's let's let's be all thankful that that's not

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Speaker 4: the way we parent anymore.

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Speaker 1: Well, it's out of season.

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Speaker 2: Great out.

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Speaker 4: We're going to pay you always coming with the clanger.

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