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Speaker 1: This podcast is recorded on gaddigal Land Always was, Always

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Speaker 1: will be Aboriginal Land.

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Speaker 2: Patricks am now and I'm so and this is two

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Speaker 2: brote Chicks, the show that shares life lessons and tips

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Speaker 2: to help make you rich in life.

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Speaker 3: And oh my god, I sound so sultry. I'm tired.

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Speaker 3: I've had a big week. Yes, it has been a

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Speaker 3: big week. We've recorded like seven podcast episodes in the

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Speaker 3: last week, so maybe that's why the voices. Yeah, she's

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Speaker 3: been under juriss.

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Speaker 2: And I've just been in Melbourne and like I was,

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Speaker 2: like literally I was thinking about it. I was like

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Speaker 2: I was in Melbourne over three days with my three

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Speaker 2: best friends, like fucking wrecked.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, and it was the best weekend. It

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Speaker 3: was so much fun. I loved it.

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Speaker 2: But we are back for popular demand of entering your

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Speaker 2: villain era di a Boleco Life Lessons from the Chicks.

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Speaker 2: We did this a couple of weeks ago and you

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Speaker 2: chicks were foaming at the mouth like you loved this.

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Speaker 2: So we have some more diabolical life lessons in our

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Speaker 2: inbox to read out react, giggle. And I'm so glad

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Speaker 2: because I've got not much to give, so I'm we're

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Speaker 2: passing the mic to you chicks.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm glad that you chicks have been in your

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Speaker 3: messy erar.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys have the humor for us to refill

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Speaker 2: our tanks. But before we get into the episode, we

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Speaker 2: have to discuss our obsession of the weeks. And my

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Speaker 2: obsession of the week is a recent TikTok trend I've seen.

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Speaker 3: Now. I'm not sure who.

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Speaker 2: The original creator of this trend is because I can't tell.

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Speaker 3: They all have so many likes.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but it is propaganda I'm not falling for. I

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Speaker 2: knew you're already going to be all over this, So Sally,

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Speaker 2: we're gonna play a little tip for tat.

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Speaker 3: What is some propaganda you're not falling for?

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Speaker 2: Disclaimer Obviously, if you do these things, that's fine, Sleigh.

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Speaker 2: This is just the propaganda we personally will not be

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Speaker 2: falling for. Yeah, I'll kick us off. Hair extensions don't

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Speaker 2: harm your hair?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, bullshit, bullshit, not in my experience anyway.

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Speaker 2: Hair extensions do harm your hair, Okay, I don't care

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Speaker 2: if some fairy put them in with sparkles, stardust and

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Speaker 2: literal cushioning of the circumference. Sebam hair follicle. They do

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Speaker 2: harm your hair. Propaganda propaganda, agree, Ice Barns.

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Speaker 3: Oh, yes, I'm just not doing it. Maybe they won't

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Speaker 3: be falling for it. Yeah, okay, Caprice.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: And on that note, anything midi length, mini length or

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Speaker 4: maxi length, mini or maxi there's no midi, there's no midi.

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Speaker 2: I'm five foot two, A midi dress is not for me.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I feel like I definitely had midi length blindness

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Speaker 3: between the years of twenty sixteen to twenty twenty one. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: and then looking back, I'm like, yeah, we all, we

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Speaker 2: Yeakay, you can fall for propaganda and come back from it.

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Speaker 3: Exactly, and I wouldn't be surprised if I fall for

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Speaker 3: At some point I convince myself. Preventative botox, Oh, I

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Speaker 3: just I think it's something that you have to get

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Speaker 3: again and again. Yeah, it's not gonna last forever. And

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Speaker 3: I think calling it preventative botox.

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Speaker 2: Is misleading marketing type baby botox. Yes, yeah, I hear,

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Speaker 2: I see you, I feel you.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I got another one.

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Speaker 2: Designer, Hambags, designer brands, designer in general, unless it's vintage

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Speaker 6: Got, okay, the best one.

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Speaker 3: Propaganda.

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Speaker 2: I'm not falling for overnight oats. It's gross, it's yucky.

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Speaker 2: Overnight wheetbeaks, overnight oats, it's just a soggy bowl of

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Speaker 3: And also, wheatbiks don't take that long to make. I

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Speaker 2: Okay, fine propaganda. I'm not falling for avocados. They don't

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Speaker 3: Blah blah blah.

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Speaker 1: Not falling for.

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Speaker 3: It, I am. But with all of that accoutrement.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I've got the ultimate one propaganda. I'm not falling

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Speaker 2: for girl's girl. Yeah, hate that, hate that term.

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Speaker 3: I agree, What does it even mean?

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Speaker 2: It's just an excuse for you to shit to talk

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Speaker 2: another girl, which doesn't That.

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Speaker 3: Call is coming from inside the house. The call is

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Speaker 2: Any like girls girl pick me cringe?

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Speaker 3: The call is coming from inside the house. Agreed. Propaganda

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Speaker 3: I'm not falling for And we've spoken about it before,

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Speaker 3: but I'll say it again. Apparol sprits, you guys are

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Speaker 2: Say, don't taste good.

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Speaker 3: It tastes like petrol. On the other hand, a lemoncello sprits. Ye, propaganda,

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Speaker 3: we will fall for. That's yummy. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I agree, yeah, I agree, yeah yeah. There's so many,

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Speaker 2: there are so But then I'm also a walking contradiction

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Speaker 3: Time, propaganda. I will fall for propaganda. I will fall

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Speaker 3: for everything. Lots of other stuff. That's start. Lots of

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Speaker 2: Okay, what's your obssession of the week?

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Speaker 3: Okay, my obsession of the week is a small brand

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Speaker 3: that should be viral and it's another Aussie brand to

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Speaker 3: add to our jewelry collections. And it's car made jewels, yes,

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Speaker 3: which we absolutely love. And if you're looking for a

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Speaker 3: jewelry brand to add to your collection, especially ahead of Eurosummer,

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Speaker 3: definitely check this out. It's a small Australian label, like

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Speaker 3: I said, and she specializes in like pearl beaded and

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Speaker 3: customizable as well, like she does pretty small releases and drops,

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Speaker 3: so beautiful. And as a small brand and as something

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Speaker 3: that you will keep forever. Yeah, they gorgeous.

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Speaker 2: There's actually like a nice little story with that as well,

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Speaker 3: I was like, I actually already have a neck class.

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Speaker 3: The best part was she was like, you probably haven't

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Speaker 6: Yeah, so cool.

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Speaker 3: I love that. All right, shall we get into our

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Speaker 3: diabolical life lessons? Let's do it. I'm so excited. I

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Speaker 2: After the last episode, people got a taste of what

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Speaker 2: we meant by diabolical, so we got a couple sent

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Speaker 2: my twenties. This is why you clean up after doing

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Speaker 2: the deed. Okay, the first time my boyfriend in brackets

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Speaker 2: now husband and I had sex, Oh my god, the

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Speaker 2: first time they had sex. Oh my god, Oh my god,

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Speaker 2: I've just read ahead.

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Speaker 3: Oh oh no, come on tell me.

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Speaker 2: boyfriend now husband and I ever had sex, his dog,

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Speaker 2: a little chihoa, came into the room after while we

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Speaker 2: A couple days later, my boyfriend's dad then had to

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Speaker 3: Part, though, happened a second time.

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Speaker 6: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: By this two hours a fucking dirty bitch.

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Speaker 1: That two hour.

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Speaker 3: She's a horny little she last a PERV.

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Speaker 6: She's in a corner waiting.

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Speaker 3: Being like drop the condo, el el how did the

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Speaker 2: His parents said, if it happened again, I wasn't allowed

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Speaker 2: for one and luckily his parents still like me after

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Speaker 3: Life lesson.

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Speaker 2: Don't trust two hours? Yeah, hope, my embarrassments love.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's not her fault. I feel kind

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Speaker 2: But also you need to bring this back up seven

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Speaker 3: That was your fault? I'm surprised I didn't get brought

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Speaker 2: What like personally, she would like, you'd have to really

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Speaker 3: Honestly, like, because it's not only is it just like mortifying,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm not gonna lie that fucking chwo hour

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Speaker 3: Flag It's true. But no, because no, Sally, No, a

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Speaker 3: and I'm really imagining it like you know when a

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Speaker 3: or whatever. No, no, no, that's exactly what I was imagining. True,

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Speaker 2: Oh my godsly iconic, iconic and the fact that you

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Like but also safe sex, yeah, exactly, safe sex,

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Speaker 3: save sex, not for the two hour by game. Okay,

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Speaker 3: our next diabolical confession three World's Collide, Hello and bo

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Speaker 3: sadly alright, when do become one? Hello? This is going

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Speaker 3: to sound like something straight out of a Netflix special,

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Speaker 3: but it is my life and experience I just went through.

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Speaker 3: In October twenty twenty three, I matched with an incredible

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Speaker 3: man on Hinge. We spoke for two months before meeting

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Speaker 3: December twenty twenty three, we went on our first date

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Speaker 3: and he pulled out all the stops, flowers, et cetera.

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Speaker 3: We hit it off like a house on fire, and

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Speaker 3: None of which were mine. I put it down to

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Speaker 3: but she was still going to his house. He told

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Speaker 3: they had an unfinished past. He also said that she

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Speaker 3: knew about me and that I was around, but continued

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Speaker 2: Like diabolical, but like I don't trust the fucking word

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Speaker 3: Tried to work through it. Dumb, dumb, I know, but

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Speaker 3: What the fuck? Okay, it's getting worse. A bit of

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Speaker 3: a trigger warning here. February twenty twenty five, he tells

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Speaker 3: her and kept playing us. What the fuck. April twenty

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Speaker 3: me that she is apparently one of three girlfriends of

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Speaker 6: Oh my god, he's like that movie.

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Speaker 2: He's like that movie The Other Woman with Jamie fucking Lanister.

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Speaker 6: Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: Okay, oh my god. This man had the audacity to

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Speaker 3: two walked into his house. She had a key as

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Speaker 3: I met with her and told her everything, showed her

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Speaker 3: I cannot keep up with the lies that keep coming out.

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Speaker 3: After everything was out, the business partner has decided to

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Speaker 3: Were he's still with the business partner. She decided to

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Speaker 2: That looks should make up for any of this behavior.

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Speaker 2: But I bet any fucking money he is the ugliest

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Speaker 2: dog I have ever seen. And it's probably because we

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Speaker 2: know he is a lying, cheating, fucking bastard. But I

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Speaker 3: Okay, But I can sit here on this.

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Speaker 2: Horse and look down upon thee because never in my

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Speaker 2: And then never in my life have I lied about

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Speaker 2: a woman's body and something as serious as a miscarriage.

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Speaker 3: To put yourself in the center to make other women

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Speaker 3: feel bad for you.

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Speaker 2: That is literally abuse like that is actually abuse, That

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Speaker 2: is emotional abuse and manipulation.

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Speaker 3: This guy jail and she has children to she.

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Speaker 2: Even like she has a child, and he has a

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Speaker 2: this child like her child's life as in quote unquote

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Speaker 2: a father figure and completely fucked her around. Oh my god,

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Speaker 2: that just kept getting worse and worse, and he engaged.

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Speaker 3: He proposed to all three of them with the same

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Speaker 3: ring like this man.

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Speaker 2: This man is the dumbest fucking prick I have ever

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Speaker 2: heard of Where this is gonna end? Ever, ever underestimate

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Speaker 2: the power of a woman's intuition. She knows, she knows.

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Speaker 2: Do you know what? Do you know what?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: That is that sad, sad little boy. Yeah, something has

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Speaker 2: has not something's happened, He's tapped. He obviously has the

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Speaker 2: most botched relationship with women.

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Speaker 3: That was crazy. Honestly, Okay, would you rather date him

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Speaker 3: or have a two hour eat your condom? The true

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Speaker 3: I'd rather date that has a fetish for eating condoms

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Speaker 3: than that, mean the hour at least notice what it wants.

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Speaker 3: The two hours at least open about the fact that.

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Speaker 6: It's a dog.

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Speaker 2: At least at least the two hours it's been like, look,

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Speaker 2: I'm a dirty dog. Yeah, I'm gonna eat your condoms,

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Speaker 2: and but I love my hump a bit. Definitely, the

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Speaker 2: exactly whereas like he's out here, okay, ranking of like

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Speaker 2: most diabolical from that least to most, I would say,

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Speaker 2: what's fucking crazy? Least diabolical was the first instance of

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Speaker 2: going back on the dating apps. Yeah, and then following

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Speaker 2: this by I need to forgive myself and go to Brazil.

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Speaker 3: Then that brings me to our fourth.

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Speaker 2: Number four of diabolical was going to Brazil and breaking

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Ill, I hope.

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Speaker 2: This man no Ellie, But I'm just saying there may

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Speaker 2: be some punishments from prehistoric times that I think would

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Speaker 2: to procreate.

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Speaker 3: Number three lying about the bracelet and saying that that

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Speaker 3: You're an idiot.

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Speaker 2: I think number three encompasses all the idiocy of the

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Speaker 2: Bobby pin, the blonde shampoo, the makeup, like wash your

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Speaker 2: sink literally. Okay, Number two, now we're getting Now we're

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Speaker 2: getting into the big bodies, the big boys.

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Speaker 3: It's the one ring for three women. Yeah he said

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Speaker 2: And then number one the emotional manipulation of lying about

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Speaker 2: about having three girlfriends at once and saying the same

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Speaker 2: story to all of them. It's literally the movie The

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Speaker 2: Other Woman, but like more diabolical.

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Speaker 3: Trust your gut.

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Speaker 7: I think men should have to go to jail for this,

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Speaker 7: Like I actually think there should be an all women's court, girls,

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Speaker 7: gays and knay's and he should be put on trial.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, diabolical the electric chair.

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Speaker 6: I'm joking.

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Speaker 3: I'm joking.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, that crazy crazy.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: By the way, we're going to send vouchers to all

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Speaker 2: of these chicks as well for sending in their diabolical

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Speaker 2: life lessons. When you send us a life like life lessons,

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Speaker 2: this fucking good. You get one hundred dollars, bitch, because

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Speaker 2: that is you're.

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Speaker 3: Doing a service.

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Speaker 2: Okay, this confession is on the grosser side, but I've

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Speaker 2: sworn my mother to secretcy and she will be the

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Speaker 3: Loll until now. Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: I had a bark crawl one Friday night, tragically heartbroken

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Speaker 2: over a boy I loosely remember, isn't that how it

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Speaker 2: always is? And I thought I would have myself a

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Speaker 2: good night with my girls. It was so cold, so

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Speaker 2: I had a puffer jacket on important for later.

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay.

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Speaker 2: We'd stopped at three pubs so far and just arrived

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Speaker 2: at the fourth. I was pretty tipsy, having a good

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Speaker 2: time at about six in when my stomach started churning.

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Speaker 3: Oh my girls, who get it, get it. Alcohol doesn't

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Speaker 2: Hotchabies, so I head to the toilet by myself after

442
00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:18,320
Speaker 2: doing two shots at the bar. Jesus, no judgment, been there,

443
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:22,560
Speaker 2: been there. Let's just say there was movement. I didn't

444
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:26,720
Speaker 2: realize how tipsy I was, so truly fighting for my life,

445
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:29,520
Speaker 2: trying not to drop my phone on the floor, managed

446
00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:33,440
Speaker 2: to stand up straight and flush the loop. I head out,

447
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:36,160
Speaker 2: proud of myself and craving some tacos the place had

448
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:38,879
Speaker 2: to offer. I rejoined my friends at the bar and

449
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:40,120
Speaker 2: think to myself.

450
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:44,720
Speaker 3: No, no, no, what what is that smell? No?

451
00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:55,560
Speaker 2: No, meanwhile, oh oh, Meanwhile, grabbing another shot, I looked

452
00:25:55,560 --> 00:26:00,479
Speaker 2: down and see a smear of poo up my puffer

453
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:08,000
Speaker 2: jacket and down the forearm of my jacket. I sprint

454
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:12,960
Speaker 2: to the toilet, ripping it. How I sprint from the toilet,

455
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:16,560
Speaker 2: ripping it from my body and convulsively gagging.

456
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:21,399
Speaker 3: At my own field. I love the foodstory.

457
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:25,359
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I thought to myself, what had I

458
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:31,040
Speaker 2: done in life to deserve this ipanic? Absolutely sloshed with

459
00:26:31,119 --> 00:26:34,159
Speaker 2: a shot waiting for me at the bar and FaceTime

460
00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:38,399
Speaker 2: my mum, my mother, who sacrificed so much for me

461
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:44,720
Speaker 2: pieces herself, laughing, get the words of wisdom that I

462
00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:47,119
Speaker 2: was so desperately looking for.

463
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:50,560
Speaker 3: Oh no, this is when I realized.

464
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:53,800
Speaker 2: I either needed to abort mission or save my three

465
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:59,000
Speaker 2: hundred dollar puffer from macpack. I grabbed some toilet paper, ladies,

466
00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:02,040
Speaker 2: I'm ashamed to see day what's next. I wet it

467
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:04,760
Speaker 2: and I run back in the store and I wipe

468
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:07,800
Speaker 2: it all up. I put the jumper back on and

469
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:12,880
Speaker 2: enjoy four chicken tacos to make sure to make sure

470
00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:15,240
Speaker 2: I got it all Later in the evening, I said

471
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:17,760
Speaker 2: to my friend, I think I dropped something on my jacket.

472
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:19,200
Speaker 3: Can you see anything?

473
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:22,000
Speaker 2: I don't know what I would have done if she said, Babe,

474
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:23,800
Speaker 2: there's a big smear of shit right there.

475
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:25,200
Speaker 3: Moral of the.

476
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:29,040
Speaker 2: Story, don't get drunk before you need to pooh.

477
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:33,399
Speaker 3: Oh my god. The thing, though, is that then she

478
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:38,520
Speaker 3: went and had four chicken favorite part. That's my favorite part.

479
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:41,440
Speaker 3: But out of any food group you could have after

480
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:44,639
Speaker 3: you've just done a diabolical shit and your maggot in

481
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:50,359
Speaker 3: a bar is to get like four questionable chicken tacos

482
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:52,159
Speaker 3: like I need to know.

483
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:55,560
Speaker 2: I ask for a piece of how she got so

484
00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:58,160
Speaker 2: much pooh on her jacket.

485
00:27:59,359 --> 00:28:04,119
Speaker 3: How must have been Okay. The thing is if you're

486
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:06,920
Speaker 3: out and whether or not you're doing I think, whether

487
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,080
Speaker 3: or not you're just doing a wee or if you

488
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:13,000
Speaker 3: are doing a diabolical as it were. If you're wearing

489
00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:16,119
Speaker 3: a big jacket of any kind, a puffer jacket, it

490
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:19,360
Speaker 3: was on the arm, It was on the arm. This

491
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:22,680
Speaker 3: is what I'm saying. Hang your jacket up on the door, hawk,

492
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:27,480
Speaker 3: pull your sleeves off. If you're wearing a long sleeve

493
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:29,320
Speaker 3: something or other. This goes for the same. If you've

494
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:32,560
Speaker 3: got your period too, anything where there's like any sort of.

495
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:35,719
Speaker 2: Movie actually and you're drunk, but like just do that

496
00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:38,280
Speaker 2: in general if you need. If you can feel a

497
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:42,200
Speaker 2: die of bolical two coming on, because I reckon, she

498
00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:42,880
Speaker 2: jack it off.

499
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:45,160
Speaker 3: Put on the back of the door. Yeah, I reckon,

500
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:48,239
Speaker 3: she's like gone to wipe. And then because when you're

501
00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:51,480
Speaker 3: wearing a puffer jacket, it makes like your sense.

502
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:56,000
Speaker 2: Of yeah, your dimensions, your dimensions, you get vertigo.

503
00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:58,280
Speaker 6: Yeah you're already.

504
00:28:57,840 --> 00:29:01,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're drunk. Yeah, so there's a free life lesson.

505
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:04,800
Speaker 3: Hang up your jacket.

506
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:08,960
Speaker 2: I wonder if she still has it.

507
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:09,680
Speaker 3: It was three hundred dollars, she said, or three hundred

508
00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:12,120
Speaker 3: few dollars, So I have so and but the fact

509
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:14,640
Speaker 3: that she got away with it and nobody knew except

510
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:19,120
Speaker 3: for a mom. Man, Now mom was on the phone.

511
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:21,280
Speaker 3: It's not healthy.

512
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:26,440
Speaker 5: It was just like who could Like if your kid

513
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:31,920
Speaker 5: called you and was like mom, you'd be like, not again.

514
00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:34,360
Speaker 6: You'd be like Cindy luo.

515
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:37,440
Speaker 2: How many times do I have to tell you wipe

516
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:39,200
Speaker 2: your as before you give me shit?

517
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:42,080
Speaker 3: And we went through this in nineteen ninety eight. Now

518
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:43,280
Speaker 3: we're having to go through it again.

519
00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:48,480
Speaker 2: Oh my, what would you do? Would you throw out

520
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:51,560
Speaker 2: the three hundred dollar path of jacket or would you

521
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:54,880
Speaker 2: wipe it up? I'd wipe it up, but I'd probably

522
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:57,440
Speaker 2: go home, Like I'd wipe it up enough because you

523
00:29:57,440 --> 00:29:59,240
Speaker 2: could give it a proper clean or like.

524
00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:02,800
Speaker 3: Go get it dry cleaned or something. But I would

525
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:09,400
Speaker 3: I would not go get four tarcos. There are two

526
00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:10,800
Speaker 3: two pathways.

527
00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:13,920
Speaker 2: I think if I was sober and I shot on

528
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:16,480
Speaker 2: my jacket, which like I would like to say that.

529
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:17,120
Speaker 3: That wouldn't happen.

530
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:21,400
Speaker 2: But you know, sometimes bows they'd be crazy, you know,

531
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:24,520
Speaker 2: put that shit on the shirt. Boughs be crazy. These

532
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:30,640
Speaker 2: boughs be crazy, so I would I would probably do

533
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:34,160
Speaker 2: the clean and go home. Yeah, probably do the clean,

534
00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:39,800
Speaker 2: go home, right, or potentially do the clean quickly run

535
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:44,240
Speaker 2: to a shop somewhere, get like an I Love Australia hoodie, yeah,

536
00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:46,320
Speaker 2: and put it in a plastic bag, you know, and

537
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:48,360
Speaker 2: just be like girls you don't want to know. I'd

538
00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:50,040
Speaker 2: say I got my period. I'd just like to got

539
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:52,280
Speaker 2: my period all over it. Or I was too hot

540
00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:54,680
Speaker 2: and I want to change, whatever it was, I'd find something.

541
00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:55,960
Speaker 3: I'd find a good lie.

542
00:30:56,560 --> 00:31:01,440
Speaker 2: Now, Alex after six bar six bar crawl, yeah, I'd

543
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:02,320
Speaker 2: be throwing that out.

544
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:04,120
Speaker 3: I'd be I'd be going.

545
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:07,120
Speaker 2: But more from a perspective of I came out of

546
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:11,200
Speaker 2: the womb lazy, and this is a task too big,

547
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:16,000
Speaker 2: too powey, to smelly for drunk Alex to deal with.

548
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:21,960
Speaker 2: And she she is, She's like a hit man. She's like,

549
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:24,840
Speaker 2: let me deal with this problem for you. She doesn't

550
00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:27,080
Speaker 2: deal with it in the way that sober Alex would,

551
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:30,000
Speaker 2: but she looks at the problem, she goes, I've got

552
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,760
Speaker 2: this that In the next day, I'm like, you didn't

553
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:34,040
Speaker 2: have this one time?

554
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:37,680
Speaker 3: Hit man Alex so drunk Alex, she cut.

555
00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:38,520
Speaker 6: Off her shoe.

556
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:41,240
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I was in bed and I was trying

557
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:43,840
Speaker 2: to take off my Converse sneakers and there was a

558
00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:47,400
Speaker 2: not in the in the laces so tight couldn't get

559
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:51,760
Speaker 2: it off. She goes, I've got it, don't worry, grabs

560
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:56,160
Speaker 2: a pair of chicken scissors, like meat scissors from the

561
00:31:56,240 --> 00:32:01,720
Speaker 2: kitchen and cuts off the Converse sneak cut, as if.

562
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:07,120
Speaker 7: That is the world's best problem solving you've ever fucking seen.

563
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:11,040
Speaker 2: The next morning, I was like, where's my shoe? Meanwhile,

564
00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:14,520
Speaker 2: there's a chalk outline on the floor because there's been

565
00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:15,200
Speaker 2: a murder.

566
00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:17,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I texted out that morning and so I

567
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:19,320
Speaker 3: was like, how was your night last night? Did you

568
00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:19,720
Speaker 3: have fun?

569
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:21,400
Speaker 2: And I went I got so drunk I cut off

570
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:23,760
Speaker 2: my shoe, and sales response was, I just can't with

571
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:27,800
Speaker 2: you sometimes.

572
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:29,200
Speaker 8: Like it was so disappointed, you know, it was so

573
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:35,320
Speaker 8: it was so disappointed, and you were just like, that's

574
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:35,920
Speaker 8: the energy.

575
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:38,560
Speaker 3: So how can I expect you to have any sort

576
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:41,680
Speaker 3: of like fine motor skill to undo it? Not in

577
00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:45,040
Speaker 3: that condition? So I should not be handling butcher's scissors.

578
00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:48,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, true, But that's what she's like, that bitch is like,

579
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:52,440
Speaker 2: I've got this the confidence of a middle aged white

580
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:53,320
Speaker 2: man that one.

581
00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:56,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you know what, And there's a time and

582
00:32:56,840 --> 00:32:59,040
Speaker 3: a place for that to come out. Yeah, all right,

583
00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:00,680
Speaker 3: well more one more?

584
00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:05,960
Speaker 6: Okay final raw, Hi.

585
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:09,160
Speaker 3: Girls, I have a fun one for you. S that's

586
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:10,840
Speaker 3: nice to end on. Yeah.

587
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:11,600
Speaker 2: Oh no.

588
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:15,280
Speaker 3: A couple of years ago, now thirty, I met this

589
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:19,320
Speaker 3: guy on hinge. Oh no, not a do you know what?

590
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:23,880
Speaker 3: Hinge gets a bad rap in these Well, nobody's sharing

591
00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:27,680
Speaker 3: the love of the story. It's true. This is diabolical lessons.

592
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:29,840
Speaker 3: I met this guy on hinge. My friends and I

593
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:32,760
Speaker 3: like to call him Princess Sophia for the reasons that

594
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:35,760
Speaker 3: will become clear. Do you know what? It reminds me of?

595
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:38,160
Speaker 3: How to lose nine ten days?

596
00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:41,040
Speaker 6: Yeah, Krawll the Warrior King.

597
00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:44,640
Speaker 3: When I was in year six, my best friend and

598
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:48,840
Speaker 3: I at the time both got like matching surfboards for Christmas. Yeah,

599
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:51,640
Speaker 3: hers was like purple and flowery and mine was like

600
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:54,840
Speaker 3: an orange and yellow ombre. And we were like, well,

601
00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:57,560
Speaker 3: we have to name them in together. Yeah, and hers

602
00:33:57,640 --> 00:34:01,520
Speaker 3: was named Princess Sophia and mine was Warrior King. I

603
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:04,480
Speaker 3: love that inappropriate for like an eleven year old. But

604
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:07,520
Speaker 3: what am I? Okay, back to the story. Had some mutuals,

605
00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:10,120
Speaker 3: so seem legit checked in with a few of the

606
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:13,479
Speaker 3: mutuals girls with glowing reviews on how nice and great

607
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:16,759
Speaker 3: of a guy he was. What smart smart? Smart?

608
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:20,680
Speaker 2: She said Trip Advisor, Yeah, she said product review.

609
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:26,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, she was calling the references she said glass door. Yes. Okay, anyway, off,

610
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:28,360
Speaker 3: I went to this date with this man who seemed

611
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:31,680
Speaker 3: very charismatic and fun. He had an interesting job, great

612
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:34,800
Speaker 3: social life and personality. We were having a great conversation

613
00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:37,640
Speaker 3: before he got onto the topic of X's and his

614
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:41,480
Speaker 3: flyway comment that if I break his heart, he'll kill me.

615
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:48,120
Speaker 3: Oh no, it's hard. It's hard to make a murder

616
00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:53,400
Speaker 3: joke work on a first date, right. Anyway, read the

617
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:56,200
Speaker 3: fucking room, bitch. A few drinks in, I didn't think

618
00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:58,600
Speaker 3: much of it. After a couple of back and forths

619
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:00,560
Speaker 3: and a few more dates, during which he mentioned his

620
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:05,040
Speaker 3: exes almost every time, I received some very intense love

621
00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:08,480
Speaker 3: bomby messages. He would later apologize and state how embarrassed

622
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:10,680
Speaker 3: he was by his drunk texts and state that it

623
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:13,319
Speaker 3: would not happen again. Mind you, we had only met

624
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:15,200
Speaker 3: a couple of times. So I did find this pretty

625
00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:17,799
Speaker 3: off putting. I decided to give him the benefit of

626
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:20,120
Speaker 3: the doubt and give him another shot. We had a

627
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:22,880
Speaker 3: decent connection, and I wasn't quite ready to cut it off.

628
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:25,959
Speaker 3: In hindsight, this was one of the many red flagsported

629
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:28,960
Speaker 3: by this man. A couple more weeks past, we had

630
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:31,359
Speaker 3: some messages back and forth. I started to like him,

631
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:34,560
Speaker 3: and his humor again vibing once again. He then asked

632
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:36,920
Speaker 3: to cook me diny at his place. He cooked a

633
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,799
Speaker 3: nice meal, had everything set up nicely. He definitely put

634
00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:42,800
Speaker 3: some effort in what proceeded a very nice meal. Was

635
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:45,840
Speaker 3: a very decisive conversation about dating in general.

636
00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:49,319
Speaker 2: My position decisive or divisive.

637
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:55,480
Speaker 3: She's a decisive but maybe she means divisive. Yeah, we'll see.

638
00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:58,799
Speaker 3: We'll see. My position as it still is, is that

639
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:01,800
Speaker 3: rushing into things new abodes well for a strong connection.

640
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:04,719
Speaker 3: That if you're looking for an actual connection, you need

641
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:06,760
Speaker 3: to take the time to truly get to know someone

642
00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:09,920
Speaker 3: and well like them as a person. He disagreed with

643
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:13,200
Speaker 3: fundamentally everything I stood for at this point, so it

644
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:17,680
Speaker 3: wasn't looking very positive. His exact quote, this is like

645
00:36:17,719 --> 00:36:20,800
Speaker 3: a real estate deal if you don't show enough interest,

646
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:24,320
Speaker 3: the sale is going to fall through. My thoughts buying

647
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:27,759
Speaker 3: who Yeah, my thoughts at the time. Okay, bro, it's

648
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:30,120
Speaker 3: literally been what three dates do you want me to

649
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:33,279
Speaker 3: tell you? I love you? Anyway, We finished up dinner

650
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:36,200
Speaker 3: sat on the couch to continue chatting. At this point

651
00:36:36,239 --> 00:36:39,080
Speaker 3: I was very much over it and the vibes were off.

652
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:40,960
Speaker 3: I had my friends in my head saying, give the

653
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,799
Speaker 3: guy a chance. We were sitting on the couch and

654
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:47,160
Speaker 3: I sat at the furthest corner possible at a girl

655
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:50,600
Speaker 3: separating myself with a pillow. Totally off put by this.

656
00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:54,360
Speaker 3: I hate that she's uncomfortable. I hate that he was

657
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:57,000
Speaker 3: much more chill with this conversation and seemed to be

658
00:36:57,080 --> 00:36:59,839
Speaker 3: genuinely normal Again. I then thought maybe I was over

659
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:03,360
Speaker 3: reacting and that he was actually okay. Now, what follows

660
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:05,840
Speaker 3: is what I can only describe as the reverse of

661
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:07,640
Speaker 3: the scene in How to Lose a Guy in Ten

662
00:37:07,719 --> 00:37:12,080
Speaker 3: Days where Kate Hudson's character asks if Matthew McConaughey's character

663
00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:15,839
Speaker 3: Princess Sophia wants to come out and play.

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00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:22,960
Speaker 6: Oh no, oh no no.

665
00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:32,919
Speaker 3: Read the story. This actually gets really fucking gross as

666
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:35,680
Speaker 3: I started saying, time to go, thanks very much, et cetera.

667
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:39,280
Speaker 3: He grabs my hand and puts it on his crotch.

668
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:40,400
Speaker 2: Assault.

669
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:44,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, assault. Now. At this point, I pulled my hand away,

670
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:48,719
Speaker 3: after which he completely takes himself out and grabs my

671
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:57,280
Speaker 3: hand again. I again, Oh my god, no no no, no, no, no, no, my.

672
00:37:57,160 --> 00:37:58,720
Speaker 6: God, no no.

673
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:02,919
Speaker 3: I again pull away and I'm getting ready to head off.

674
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:06,080
Speaker 3: He then said, wait, so is his dick out? Yes,

675
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:08,719
Speaker 3: the dick is out. The dick is out, and she

676
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:11,040
Speaker 3: and he grabs her hand again and she pulls away

677
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:13,480
Speaker 3: and is getting ready to get up and lay. He

678
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:16,919
Speaker 3: then says, can you give it a kiss? Good night?

679
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:18,760
Speaker 3: Go to the police station.

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00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:22,960
Speaker 2: If this happens, I'm not even my god, I've got

681
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:23,520
Speaker 2: this guy.

682
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:25,000
Speaker 3: I'm not even fucking kidding.

683
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:28,480
Speaker 2: If anyone fucking does this to you, go to the

684
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:31,080
Speaker 2: police station and get his fucking ass on.

685
00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:34,680
Speaker 3: Assault. Yeah, that is so far, my god, to which

686
00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:37,000
Speaker 3: I laughed and said I would absolutely not be doing that,

687
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:40,200
Speaker 3: to which he returned another come on, kiss him good night.

688
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:44,120
Speaker 3: After I declined once again, he then said, okay, well

689
00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:46,960
Speaker 3: then let me do that for you. You've never had it

690
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:49,239
Speaker 3: from me, and I'm the best all the girls tell

691
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:52,640
Speaker 3: me I am After giving him the hard pass again,

692
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:55,000
Speaker 3: I walked out of that apartment, blocked him, and never

693
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:57,640
Speaker 3: heard from him again. He is now known as Princess

694
00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:00,440
Speaker 3: Sophia to all of my friends and we and we

695
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:03,760
Speaker 3: laugh at the ridiculousness of the situation, as we will

696
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:04,680
Speaker 3: for years to come.

697
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:07,880
Speaker 6: Oh my, oh, oh my.

698
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:12,680
Speaker 3: God, oh my god. Ill yeah, ill. That is a

699
00:39:12,719 --> 00:39:13,640
Speaker 3: disgusting man.

700
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:18,480
Speaker 2: That is a threats of a man that like, yes,

701
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:21,000
Speaker 2: we're like, this is an episode that we do. Is

702
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,560
Speaker 2: like funny tea he ha ha, But like, if a

703
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:26,480
Speaker 2: man fucking does that to you, literally.

704
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:28,560
Speaker 3: Get in your car, get in an uber, drive to

705
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:29,200
Speaker 3: the police station.

706
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:30,880
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's fucking illegal.

707
00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:33,400
Speaker 3: It's assault. It's literally assault.

708
00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:38,120
Speaker 2: And like what's more freaky is like when she was

709
00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:41,120
Speaker 2: like asking mutuals, it being like and like all the

710
00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:43,280
Speaker 2: girls are being like, which this is not their fault

711
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:45,960
Speaker 2: because like people like this fucking hoodwink.

712
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:47,879
Speaker 3: The ship out of people, be like, no, I don't

713
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:50,080
Speaker 3: know why he's single. I don't I do.

714
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:53,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, why why would you?

715
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:57,759
Speaker 3: Men, She's already given you every sign that she is

716
00:39:57,840 --> 00:40:02,320
Speaker 3: not interested. You do that, she says no several times,

717
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:04,919
Speaker 3: and you continue and then you think that she would

718
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:08,319
Speaker 3: want where to go kiss it and being like are

719
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:11,240
Speaker 3: you gonna kiss it good night? Like you're a fucking child,

720
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:14,840
Speaker 3: Like yuck, it's not funny. But he's a joke. He's

721
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:17,799
Speaker 3: a joke. So oh my god.

722
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:23,920
Speaker 2: Okay yea from from Condom Eating two hours loved that

723
00:40:24,239 --> 00:40:28,080
Speaker 2: to Jamie Lanister proposing to three women with the same ring.

724
00:40:28,239 --> 00:40:33,240
Speaker 3: Ye to the shit stained puffer and the.

725
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:37,360
Speaker 2: Prince Slasher, the flasher princess overha.

726
00:40:37,719 --> 00:40:43,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my god, chicks, you have owned your one

727
00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:44,000
Speaker 3: hundred dollars you.

728
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:51,200
Speaker 2: Have and if anyone needs it for therapy, that's I understand. Seriously, Yeah,

729
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:54,759
Speaker 2: or hitman Alix, he'll do a good rate for you.

730
00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:57,399
Speaker 3: I'll cut off his shoe in the middle of the night.

731
00:40:57,680 --> 00:40:59,759
Speaker 6: I'll break I'll break into their apartment.

732
00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:04,000
Speaker 8: Not me, but I'd be butchering it like I would

733
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:04,920
Speaker 8: have been good.

734
00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:07,759
Speaker 2: They wake up and I'm like on their leg trying

735
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:11,520
Speaker 2: to cut off and they're like, who the fucking wold still,

736
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:13,800
Speaker 2: like this scissor is a blunt.

737
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:18,360
Speaker 3: And it's like a leather shop. They wouldn't be their shoes.

738
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:20,080
Speaker 3: I think you've got to take it a step further

739
00:41:20,239 --> 00:41:21,840
Speaker 3: and go in and like, do a ship on their

740
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:28,040
Speaker 3: Catman do jacket. All done done. I'm alloid, but yeah,

741
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:29,759
Speaker 3: yeah I would do that.

742
00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:34,440
Speaker 2: Well yeah, drunk Alex would be like, he hurt you,

743
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:37,400
Speaker 2: that's fine. Scale is building, and I will go ship

744
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:38,760
Speaker 2: on his three hundred dollars jacket.

745
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:40,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, what do you need?

746
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:44,200
Speaker 2: What if you need my Queen give away prize win

747
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:46,800
Speaker 2: a Hitman ship from Alex?

748
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:47,160
Speaker 1: Yeah?

749
00:41:47,239 --> 00:41:47,640
Speaker 3: Perfect?

750
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:50,640
Speaker 2: Oh my god. I love these fucking episodes. I actually

751
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:53,719
Speaker 2: think we do need to do these monthly. So please

752
00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:57,759
Speaker 2: continue to send in your diabolical life lessons and your

753
00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:00,839
Speaker 2: diabolical stories, any of that. Get out on the show

754
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:04,920
Speaker 2: one always anonymous, and to get a one hundred dollar

755
00:42:05,719 --> 00:42:10,000
Speaker 2: because you deserve it after going through said trauma.

756
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:14,120
Speaker 3: Trauma, Yes, but yeah, email it to us at hello

757
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:16,000
Speaker 3: at two Broach Chicks dot com dot A. You'll put

758
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:18,160
Speaker 3: the details in the show notes as well and put

759
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:21,879
Speaker 3: diabolical life lesson in the subject line. Yeah and yeah

760
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:23,640
Speaker 3: you will be in the chance.

761
00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:25,839
Speaker 2: Can I get a photo of the Chill Hour?

762
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:30,040
Speaker 3: I wonder if he's still around. I hope so, but

763
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:32,600
Speaker 3: if not, he know what's my favorite? Is that the

764
00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:33,240
Speaker 3: che hours?

765
00:42:33,239 --> 00:42:33,600
Speaker 4: A girl?

766
00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:40,200
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Sligh's queen bloody little hour, Little bloody.

767
00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:46,000
Speaker 2: I imagine as well that the Chew Hour is really old. Yeah,

768
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:47,640
Speaker 2: your kids, how you're doing?

769
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:51,479
Speaker 3: Let me get some of that little slice. Yeah, come

770
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:56,200
Speaker 3: on that. Thanks to you chicks for having us your hels.

771
00:42:56,239 --> 00:42:58,480
Speaker 3: We love to be here. Thanks to you ever made

772
00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:03,200
Speaker 3: for thanking today's episode that actually sounded pretty good Bye

773
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:04,520
Speaker 3: Ja love you.

774
00:43:08,719 --> 00:43:13,520
Speaker 2: M hmm