Speaker 1: We go get morning every day.
Speaker 2: Adelaides little article just stumbledy poll on my destiny.
Speaker 1: I just floated across your deskin.
Speaker 3: I feel like maybe everyone can take some advice from this,
Speaker 3: because in.
Speaker 2: This day and age, it's really hard to.
Speaker 3: Tell whether you're being rude or not and whether people
Speaker 3: are getting offensive offended in every situation.
Speaker 2: That's what it feels like that I reckon what about this?
Speaker 3: An etiquette expert has revealed the rudest things that you
Speaker 3: unwittingly do, particularly when you're trying to be nice and
Speaker 3: not rude, but you end up just being flat out
Speaker 3: rude at this removing footwear.
Speaker 1: Like as in, to go into someone's home if.
Speaker 3: Even it's your home and you've got guests, unless your
Speaker 3: feet are absolutely filthy and need to be washed, you
Speaker 3: should always keep your shoes on. Really, this is what
Speaker 3: the etiquette expert are saying. This one's an interesting one.
Speaker 3: Offering house tours, so you never when you go to
Speaker 3: someone's place after a long time and they're like, oh,
Speaker 3: let me take you for a two of the house,
Speaker 3: or here's what I've done to the house, or here's
Speaker 3: what we've done to the sun's bedroom. People aren't interested
Speaker 3: in that.
Speaker 1: Oh, yes they are. I just agree. Oh, I'm so
Speaker 1: curious about people's houses.
Speaker 3: Yeah, here's another one for you, getting salty. What do
Speaker 3: you mean you shouldn't put salt on your food? In Instead,
Speaker 3: you should put a small amount of salt on the
Speaker 3: side of your plate and lightly add when needed. But
Speaker 3: you shouldn't salt the entire plate of food.
Speaker 4: I'm being unwittingly rude everywhere I go then on every occasion,
Speaker 4: for every meal I have.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love saltah one hundred percent. This one makes
Speaker 3: complete sense. Social media. You shouldn't, in any situation when
Speaker 3: you're dining with anybody else pull out your phone to
Speaker 3: take videos or photos for social media. Yeah, that makes sense,
Speaker 3: doesn't it. This is one which I feel like you
Speaker 3: can get slightly confused with handshakes not hugs. So if
Speaker 3: you're meeting someone for the first time, you should never
Speaker 3: give them a hug.
Speaker 2: It should only be a handshake.
Speaker 1: What if you thrilled to meet them?
Speaker 2: Well, that's what I think as well. It depends on
Speaker 2: the setting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but apparently that's an invasion of someone's personal space.
Speaker 3: If for the first time that you've ever met them,
Speaker 3: you give them a hug. I thought that was being polite,
Speaker 3: so did I coupled with a nice little kiss on
Speaker 3: the forehead.
Speaker 2: What's wrong with that? Hey, nice to meet you.
Speaker 3: This is what we're all about. And also, style is silent.
Speaker 3: Do you wear jewelry that's noisy?
Speaker 1: Oh? I try not to because my mum doesn't and
Speaker 1: it annoys me.
Speaker 3: You shouldn't have You shouldn't have so much jewelry on
Speaker 3: that it makes noise, because that can be distracting when.
Speaker 1: I probably need to explain that.
Speaker 4: It's just when I'm trying to sleep and she's in
Speaker 4: the kitchen and she's jangling around making a cup of coffee.
Speaker 3: She's probably making you a cup of coffee as well,
Speaker 3: and you're like, Mum, keep it down.
Speaker 2: You're so rude. Sorry, Jo, So there you go. Hopefully
Speaker 2: takes some hints those little etiquette numbers. Nice father, he's
Speaker 2: on the money. Listens, Jody and hazies. Not it's sixty
Speaker 2: nothing not. Yeah, that's right, Joe.
Speaker 3: It's that time in the morning where we can be
Speaker 3: just a little bit more blue before.
Speaker 2: We straighten up. We really aggressively straighten up after seven.
Speaker 5: Of course, I'm a.
Speaker 1: Little bit concerned about this.
Speaker 4: Story this morning, because can I say I love dolphins.
Speaker 2: I love dolphins too.
Speaker 4: I think they're beautiful, gorgeous, majestic creatures.
Speaker 3: I dream of swimming with dolphins. He too, but not
Speaker 3: after you hear this story. Who knows what these dirty
Speaker 3: little creatures are saying? A man claims he's lucky to
Speaker 3: be alive after a rowdy dolphins stalking the waters off
Speaker 3: the coasts in central Japan launched into a swimmer. I
Speaker 3: belock by the name of Takuma Goto claims he was
Speaker 3: in the water with a friend early this summer when
Speaker 3: they were attacked by alone dolphins.
Speaker 2: But here's the kicker.
Speaker 3: Jocks experts believe it's the same sexually frustrated mammal that's
Speaker 3: behind some fifteen other attacks on swimmers.
Speaker 2: Wow, this is really really shocking stuff.
Speaker 3: WHOA I always assumed that dolphins were probably the most
Speaker 3: wholesome creatu is on the plane.
Speaker 1: It has been my dream to swim with the dolphins
Speaker 1: at Sea World.
Speaker 4: One day, you dare, when I can afford to one
Speaker 4: hundred and sixty five dollars, I'll be jumping in that water.
Speaker 1: And now I'm a.
Speaker 2: Little nervous, and so you should be.
Speaker 1: What if a dolphin comes up from behind.
Speaker 3: Me and it's good, oh gosh, and he's like, it's
Speaker 3: an accident, I swear last night, your dirty little bottle
Speaker 3: nosed dolphin. Just as in humans and other social animals,
Speaker 3: hormonal fluctuations, sexual frustration, or the desire to dominate might
Speaker 3: drive the dolphin to injuring that people interacts with. Since
Speaker 3: they are such powerful animals, this can lead to serious injury.
Speaker 3: In humans, don't mess with dolphins because then they'll be
Speaker 3: on top of you whispering sweet nothings in your ear
Speaker 3: and you're like, what's going on here, flipper?
Speaker 5: They've got real interesting pen fifteens.
Speaker 3: That is true, So it's time now to bring in
Speaker 3: our animal penis expert produces Zoe, welcome, be waiting for
Speaker 3: this moment. Study in this particular case for weeks and weeks.
Speaker 2: What have you got?
Speaker 5: You joined radio.
Speaker 4: Can't quite get a head around male penises, but it's
Speaker 4: just got the animal.
Speaker 2: Just take just take it, one penis at the time.
Speaker 2: Through the humans, well.
Speaker 5: The dolphins.
Speaker 6: Pennis can be compared to being like a retractable hand.
Speaker 6: They're like multi tools. Not only does it swivel around,
Speaker 6: but it also uses it to feel out other objects
Speaker 6: like a hand. It gives the dolphin a ravenous sexual appetite.
Speaker 4: Really so like one of those claws that you can
Speaker 4: buy at the Royal Adelaide Show to pick things up.
Speaker 2: Yeah kind of.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: It helps explain why male dolphins are often seen humping
Speaker 6: inanimate objects and humping other animals like sea turtles. Wow, okay,
Speaker 6: dolphins are having sex with seat no notice humping.
Speaker 1: Define the difference at this point.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, these pennis can genuinely grab things, isn't it unbelievable?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: What about when you meete a bottle knows dolphin and
Speaker 3: he's like, hey, nice to meet, and you shake his
Speaker 3: hand and then he goes hand.
Speaker 4: Let's talk unhinged parliamentary moments, showy. There was one yesterday
Speaker 4: that had everyone's jaw dropping in disbelief. Lydia Thorpe went
Speaker 4: at the King basically King Charles, and accused him of genocide.
Speaker 1: Have a listen.
Speaker 3: Wow, wait, if you got the king best not to miss.
Speaker 3: I'm saying that King Chuck was pretty relaxed about it all.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I think it was okay, And I'm not going to
Speaker 4: speak to any of the politics behind all of that,
Speaker 4: but it does remind us of some moments where you've
Speaker 4: watched parliamentarians do things and you're like, oh, my very goodness,
Speaker 4: did that just happen? One of them was back in
Speaker 4: twenty eleven when Craig Emerson was having a shot at
Speaker 4: Tony Abbott who said that Wayala would be wiped off
Speaker 4: the map with a carbon tax.
Speaker 1: Have a listen.
Speaker 3: This is one of the all time great tunes which
Speaker 3: we don't play enough of overtime.
Speaker 2: Well, this is the mood in why Allah?
Speaker 9: No, why Allah wipe out there on my TV?
Speaker 2: No, why Illa wipe out there on my TV?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Why Alla wipe out there on my TV? Shocking me
Speaker 2: right out of my brain?
Speaker 4: Like do you know what's cool about that? How he's
Speaker 4: like shocking me right out of my brains? And then
Speaker 4: you can hear the sky hooks in the background shocking
Speaker 4: me right out like a good second and a half.
Speaker 2: Off time, quite in sync, just a little bit of
Speaker 2: a way.
Speaker 4: And we can't talk unhinged moments without Bob Catter can we?
Speaker 2: Oh my very goodness.
Speaker 7: I mean people are entitled to the sexual proclimities.
Speaker 10: I mean, let there be a thousand blossoms blooms.
Speaker 9: So, but I ain't spending any time warrant because in
Speaker 9: the meantime, every three months a person is torn to
Speaker 9: pieces by a crocodile and North Queenslanking.
Speaker 3: Spot on Bob, I think the first I want to
Speaker 3: hear that there's no way in the world that you
Speaker 3: could possibly predict that he would pivot in that direction
Speaker 3: from what he was talking about.
Speaker 4: I want to contextualize what he just said, but I
Speaker 4: just don't know how. Yeah, because I don't know the context.
Speaker 2: They just seamlessly go together.
Speaker 3: Yeah, in terms of gay marriage and then people getting
Speaker 3: torn to spreads by crocodiles and North Queensland.
Speaker 4: Hundred percent couldn't have said it better myself beautifully.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Will you talk about unhinged moments, but this was an
Speaker 4: iconic moment when Julia Gillard just said enough is enough,
Speaker 4: Tony Abbott, I will not be lectured by misogyny by you.
Speaker 3: You know, sometimes they quote quotes in their Instagram bios.
Speaker 2: I feel like this could be one for producers, are it?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so he knows it off to her heart
Speaker 1: actually screams.
Speaker 2: At the top of her lungs most mornings after the
Speaker 2: team meeting.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I will not be lectured about sexism and misogyny
Speaker 4: by this man. I will not.
Speaker 11: Not be lectured about sex and misogyny by this man,
Speaker 11: not now, not ever.
Speaker 1: Do you think you could recite it? I was like, Oh,
Speaker 1: or do you want to do it along with her?
Speaker 6: I think I could probably do it from the heart.
Speaker 3: Let's just say we just had a team meeting. Something
Speaker 3: hasn't quite gone your way. You've said something, I've casually said.
Speaker 2: Something extremely inappropriate. Yeah, I didn't mean to. I didn't
Speaker 2: mean to never do though, dull.
Speaker 1: That's the thing.
Speaker 3: I asked a nice question, but something, and then the
Speaker 3: response is this.
Speaker 2: I will not be.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 5: I will not.
Speaker 2: That's good. And then my response is this.
Speaker 4: Shop, can we talk one of the most entertaining things
Speaker 4: to do in a public space, and that's evesdropping? Yes, okay,
Speaker 4: I mean legally it's not wrong morally.
Speaker 1: There's a few questions.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's no absolutely legally, can do whatever you want. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I wouldn't be sitting on people's tables.
Speaker 1: Out but just like shuffle your chair over during lunch.
Speaker 3: But yeah, but if you're in a space where they're
Speaker 3: talking loud enough where you can hear it, then go
Speaker 3: for your life.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't be recording it to.
Speaker 1: By the way, No, no, also that is quite illegal.
Speaker 4: But one of the most fun things to do is
Speaker 4: when people are fighting. So have you ever been like
Speaker 4: in Achieva or something, and there's people at the table
Speaker 4: next to you and they're having a rip roaring argument
Speaker 4: and you're like, oh my god, this.
Speaker 2: Is the best it's did you know it is the best?
Speaker 2: You think?
Speaker 3: It makes you feel like you're so high in my
Speaker 3: and in such a good relationship because you're like, oh
Speaker 3: my gosh, the petty stuff that these two are arguing about,
Speaker 3: you wouldn't believe it. And then perhaps ten minutes later you're.
Speaker 2: In the same sort of fight. Yes, sort of petty argument.
Speaker 4: I know, but just not in a public space for
Speaker 4: public consumption.
Speaker 1: But it's just I don't know.
Speaker 4: And then you have to master the art of listening
Speaker 4: in but not looking like you're listening in of thing,
Speaker 4: so you sort of you give.
Speaker 2: It away when you start giggling.
Speaker 3: Just sitting there by herself and the drops her are
Speaker 3: you serious, don't look directly at the perst, and you're.
Speaker 4: Listening to I heard one in the Chemists the other
Speaker 4: day which was incredible, And with the invention of mobile phones,
Speaker 4: it makes my job as a professional eavesdropper so much
Speaker 4: easier because people like when you're on the phone, get
Speaker 4: distracted and forget they're talking at a volume that other
Speaker 4: people can hear. So I was a woman and she's
Speaker 4: on the phone in price line and she's walking around
Speaker 4: and she's given it this one. Well, someone should have
Speaker 4: told me that if I was taking this medication.
Speaker 1: That I have to use condoms.
Speaker 2: Oh where does your mind go from that? Like, there's
Speaker 2: so many questions from that.
Speaker 4: And I don't know if she was triggered because she
Speaker 4: hadn't been using the said condoms and then was in
Speaker 4: the chemist for a pregnancy test because she was worried
Speaker 4: that because she was on this medication that she may
Speaker 4: have and pregnant.
Speaker 2: Well there you go.
Speaker 1: But isn't that juicy?
Speaker 2: Exactly what's going on? Oh my gosh, she shouldn't be
Speaker 2: having that conversation. So so LOD know.
Speaker 1: I know, but it's how often in real time, in
Speaker 1: all my.
Speaker 4: Years of professional eavesdropping, have I not heard someone go, oh,
Speaker 4: I think I might be pregnant.
Speaker 1: It was so good. I loved it so much.
Speaker 3: That is nice I like the conversations which sometimes you have,
Speaker 3: particularly with dads, because dads need to be more creative,
Speaker 3: and what they say to their toddlers right to convince
Speaker 3: them to do.
Speaker 1: Otherwise you're the king.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, And I picked up a few ideas long
Speaker 2: the way.
Speaker 3: I remember I was sitting at Willow Bend and listening
Speaker 3: to it Delli's toddler that the marshmallow man had been
Speaker 3: fired and therefore he hadn't dropped off marshmallows to the
Speaker 3: cafe that day.
Speaker 2: That's why they couldn't have marshmallows and their hot chocolate.
Speaker 3: And the toddler with just the most beautiful, trustworthy eyes
Speaker 3: looking at that, going oh okay, I.
Speaker 2: Didn't know that.
Speaker 4: But also what did the marshmallow mando exactly? Oh goodness,
Speaker 4: did he knock someone up and get them pregnant?
Speaker 3: Such fun we have for this game. But more things
Speaker 3: your producers are we take morning.
Speaker 2: It's a beautiful little thing. We liked ball Song Song.
Speaker 6: Song Song Sung Song is a beautiful little game where
Speaker 6: we have three nova hits and throwbacks orchestralize. You guys
Speaker 6: have to buzz in with your name guess and win
Speaker 6: a listener A Wallace family pass. It's it's that simple,
Speaker 6: and it's really competitive.
Speaker 2: It's fun.
Speaker 6: The score currently is Jody thirteen Hazy twenty four.
Speaker 5: But you're on the comeback train.
Speaker 4: I don't even know that the mass on that adds
Speaker 4: up thirteen plus because we've had thirty seven games.
Speaker 6: It's because sometimes you guys draw and I give you
Speaker 6: both a point.
Speaker 5: I'm very generous.
Speaker 2: Makes How do you get a ticket on the comeback train?
Speaker 2: Don't that train is running.
Speaker 5: We just set off. Everyone be nice in this space.
Speaker 4: This is absolutely I've got to take a view all
Speaker 4: aboard the train to d Head.
Speaker 5: Town and you're playing for a couple of listens.
Speaker 6: This morning, Sarah from Campbelltown got through first and picked
Speaker 6: Team Hazy.
Speaker 10: Sarah, Hello and Hazy.
Speaker 2: Let's go Sarah, Let's do this, and good luck Sarah.
Speaker 6: On Team Jody is Kerry from Oldinger Beach.
Speaker 1: Shout out to all the residents of Aldinger Beach.
Speaker 5: So it's best to three.
Speaker 6: We've got to put a thinking caps and brains on
Speaker 6: and be really nice to the adjudicator.
Speaker 5: Producers are all right, so number one it does sound
Speaker 5: like that.
Speaker 2: Go on five so she looks so perfect, well.
Speaker 5: Done, Hazy. That was really impresative. That was an impressive.
Speaker 1: Style because that I was seeing the lyrics and I
Speaker 1: had been got to cross. So well done.
Speaker 2: Oh thank you. So you got it though you just
Speaker 2: hadn't got to the.
Speaker 1: Well I knew, I knew the tune.
Speaker 5: You have to get it out loud?
Speaker 2: Is it a voice thing?
Speaker 1: Did you not just spend minutes telling us to be
Speaker 1: nice to you in this segment?
Speaker 5: Feels good? I know why you do it?
Speaker 2: Now? Welcome Tim on board, my obnoxious little sister.
Speaker 6: This potentially for Hazy's when or Joe's on the comeback train.
Speaker 6: Steal song number two.
Speaker 5: You'll get it down.
Speaker 2: Do not stop looking.
Speaker 5: Listen, tady, listen carefully, here.
Speaker 11: Come onsh come on, it's braina caperai, well done, well done,
Speaker 11: think about me.
Speaker 2: So it was a little bit of express. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: wasn't even going to get it. Was a spreading garment,
Speaker 2: so I had and I was singing along. I still
Speaker 2: wasn't going to get it.
Speaker 5: What were you going to say?
Speaker 2: I was going to say, I had like Desposito.
Speaker 5: Close not at all.
Speaker 4: Also, if you could stop documenting your thoughts the whole
Speaker 4: entire time through the song, that would be great.
Speaker 2: I just thought I had to speak because it's radio.
Speaker 2: I'm not even sure.
Speaker 5: No, no, you don't have.
Speaker 1: To people, This is a listening exercises. You tell me
Speaker 1: all the time.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, what's happening here. Someone's found some confidence.
Speaker 5: Listen up, friends, it's a tie breaking.
Speaker 8: Let's do it song number three, go on, I shall yeah, okay, okay.
Speaker 5: That was really quick.
Speaker 4: Oh sorry, Carrie, well done, Sarah, Okay, thank.
Speaker 1: You, thank you so much.
Speaker 10: I did really well, Sarah, I said before Jade's there's
Speaker 10: one particular activity that men can only last twenty six
Speaker 10: minutes for.
Speaker 2: Any idea is what it possibly could be?
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm leading, yeah, absolutely do.
Speaker 3: It is the average man can tolerate just twenty six
Speaker 3: minutes of shopping with a female partner before becoming bored,
Speaker 3: a study has shown. Finally, these studies delivered some truth.
Speaker 3: Researchers found men are genuinely done with the experience with
Speaker 3: in half an hour of accompanying their wives. They've got
Speaker 3: girlfriends around stores. Rather, the research supports the wildly held
Speaker 3: belief that shopping is a pursuit favored by women, although
Speaker 3: the survey also found women tired of shopping after a
Speaker 3: couple of hours if they fail to find anything to buy.
Speaker 1: Got to be in the mood. You have to be
Speaker 1: in the mood to shop.
Speaker 2: Can you just go window shopping not really need to
Speaker 2: get something.
Speaker 4: I mean sometimes if I'm going for a walk or whatever,
Speaker 4: I think, oh, just cruise buses shops and have a
Speaker 4: look in the windows.
Speaker 1: But if this is the law, this is Murphy's.
Speaker 4: Law of shopping, right, if you need to find something,
Speaker 4: there's no way you will. And if you can't afford
Speaker 4: to buy anything, jeez, you'll stumble across ten items.
Speaker 3: It's all there, and they're items that you feel like
Speaker 3: for whatever reason, you need, you don't want, you need.
Speaker 1: And they're all screaming at you. They're all going, we
Speaker 1: want to come home.
Speaker 3: You, which we'd love to reside at your house. We
Speaker 3: love your kids, we love your dog. We'll forgive your
Speaker 3: dog when it does purse completely in the walking wardrobe,
Speaker 3: in the walking wardrobe.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is interesting one because sometimes when I have
Speaker 3: to really go do shopping, I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 2: And I would slow my wife down.
Speaker 1: Yeah you would.
Speaker 4: You'd be an absolute handbrake. And also, as if you
Speaker 4: go shopping Cara buys all your clothes for you.
Speaker 2: I'm so comfortable that as well.
Speaker 3: But you see the chairs at stores that are one
Speaker 3: hundred percent designed for men, Yeah, to sit down, gain
Speaker 3: their strength, and keep on going because it's probably only
Speaker 3: two or three minutes left of that twenty six minutes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just fascinates me though about men. You can you
Speaker 4: guys can play you know, I don't know. Eighteen holes
Speaker 4: of golf, you can. Some of you play two days
Speaker 4: of cricket, some of you play footy every Saturday and
Speaker 4: put your body through hell eight minutes of shopping back.
Speaker 4: Oh my, oh my, goute outrageous scenes in the post
Speaker 4: show meeting yesterday when producers Zoe launched at you. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I repeat, launched at you and said, you aggressively need
Speaker 4: to give up the skinny jeans and buy some straight
Speaker 4: leg baggy pets.
Speaker 2: Excuse me very much.
Speaker 5: I stand by it.
Speaker 4: I'm not sure, oh my god, and then proceeds to
Speaker 4: show photographic evidence of all the boys and all their baggy,
Speaker 4: straight leg jeans that they're all allegedly wearing.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, when's it gonna stop.
Speaker 5: You don't have to wear baggy jeans, just straight leg.
Speaker 5: Ditch the skinny. I'm over it.
Speaker 2: O my gosh. People need to see the definition of
Speaker 2: my calves so long.
Speaker 1: It's very true. Producers, though, explain to us.
Speaker 4: Your theory, because I mean, you have long been the
Speaker 4: butt of many, many jokes for your propensity to wear
Speaker 4: baggy jeans to work.
Speaker 6: I've even copped it today. I am wearing baggy jeans
Speaker 6: right now. Sorry, it's called fashion, sweetie. Oh it's I
Speaker 6: think it's actually universal right now, hazy that the skinny
Speaker 6: jean is out, and I think people would agree with me,
Speaker 6: and you need to go up.
Speaker 3: Well, guess what, let's bring them backs.
Speaker 2: My tap pants, what kind of comeback?
Speaker 1: My pants have never gone out.
Speaker 5: I will argue they are out so out. I even
Speaker 5: did some research.
Speaker 6: Twenty seventeen seems to be the consensus of when they
Speaker 6: went twenty seventeen.
Speaker 4: You try explaining that to an entire generation of middle
Speaker 4: aged women.
Speaker 5: This is how you distinguish middle aged women from younger women.
Speaker 3: I would say, I'm not sure that you're the best
Speaker 3: at rep the particular jeans you got on now covered
Speaker 3: in stains.
Speaker 6: Okay, one breakfast stain on the hip of my jeans.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, Oh my gosh, indeed.
Speaker 1: This is the extension of it.
Speaker 4: You're like, oh my god, look at how good these
Speaker 4: jeans look on this on these boys. And I'm like,
Speaker 4: if you're a man and you're wearing jeans, they need
Speaker 4: to accentuate.
Speaker 5: Absolutely not. I want to see.
Speaker 1: That we're not. They're not members of these seventeen are eating.
Speaker 2: It's like, how sexy is the bum bag that's wearing.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, look at his speed dealers some last.
Speaker 5: They're also in at the moment.
Speaker 6: Do you know how I used to always say that
Speaker 6: if a man rapped up on a date in thongs,
Speaker 6: I'd be like, see you stand by it, but worse
Speaker 6: skinny jeans. I would never see him again if he
Speaker 6: wrapped up in skinny jeans.
Speaker 2: I'll go a question for as well, jawts, Where are
Speaker 2: we at?
Speaker 6: Okay, this one I think we can probably agree on
Speaker 6: universally agree the jawts are a bit ridiculous good.
Speaker 9: And then.
Speaker 2: Shorts that means gets my name is and I wear jeworts.
Speaker 2: I like all sorts of rockets sports ors.
Speaker 6: Yes, I have a pair of shorts that are slightly
Speaker 6: longer maybe, but definitely not the two the knee, big
Speaker 6: baggy jaorts.
Speaker 4: We're all going to regret that when you're saying yesterday
Speaker 4: that at festivals girls are wearing jawts with belt.
Speaker 6: Jorts and bikini tops. Is the look at festivals at
Speaker 6: the moment.
Speaker 1: It's literally the stupidest thing.
Speaker 5: The regret that.
Speaker 2: All right, I'm confident to say that I can't let
Speaker 2: go of the tight pants face. I can't let go.
Speaker 2: So maybe this is a fashion chot that I can't slash,
Speaker 2: refuse to let go.
Speaker 4: I saw a young man of your generation yesterday, and god,
Speaker 4: I so old. I saw a young man of your
Speaker 4: generation in Subway yesterday and he was wearing those said
Speaker 4: the stupid jeans, those baggy straight legs ones matched with
Speaker 4: a pair of socks and a pair of cocks, and
Speaker 4: I gave up on humanity. I took my cheriarchy six
Speaker 4: inch and I walked out of there, and I said,
Speaker 4: the whole world is gone to shit.
Speaker 3: Twenty four ten, let's do this. The fast and choice
Speaker 3: is that you just cannot let go of. I can't
Speaker 3: let go of the skinny jeans.
Speaker 5: I'm never taking the baggies off.
Speaker 2: Oh what is it? Give us call next thirteen and
Speaker 2: twenty four ten.
Speaker 3: Get yourself on the standbar lest to see Coldplay flights
Speaker 3: accommodation in Sydney.
Speaker 2: We're on this. We're on the same team, James.
Speaker 1: This never happens. Come over here, give me a hugging
Speaker 1: skinny jeans.
Speaker 5: Dance.
Speaker 4: It's causing controversy though my Ti bands very very aggressive
Speaker 4: feedback from producer Zoe about your tight jean. She asserts
Speaker 4: that you need to let them go, and that all
Speaker 4: to go now are those.
Speaker 1: Sort of whitish legs straight jeans for the boys.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's not with us right now, so I can
Speaker 3: only assume that she's wearing brands like Data and Fubu
Speaker 3: and things like that.
Speaker 2: Goes beautifully with the of our bumbag. Isn't that nice? Yeah?
Speaker 4: And also there's a couple of points to be made,
Speaker 4: he sinks. So she's not in the room. She's worn
Speaker 4: back of jeans every day for the last two years
Speaker 4: and also still single.
Speaker 1: No something in that she was mean to mean. Songs
Speaker 1: of song song.
Speaker 3: Revenge, Oh we put this out there thirty and twenty
Speaker 3: four ten. The fashion choices that you just cannot let
Speaker 3: go of.
Speaker 4: Yes, please, we want to hear from you thirteen, twenty
Speaker 4: four ten let's got to stay. See from Linda, one
Speaker 4: of our favorites.
Speaker 12: Hello, Boston wants to say hi to.
Speaker 1: The legends. All right, Stacy, what aren't you letting go?
Speaker 9: I'm not letting go.
Speaker 12: And as you probably saw me and my friend at
Speaker 12: the Nova party, we got there for like, wow, we
Speaker 12: do not fit in, We do not want to get
Speaker 12: rid of our emo goth stage.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh was a little bit of that. Wasn't overbearing those days?
Speaker 12: It's a touch of We've been like that since we're teenagers,
Speaker 12: and I don't have any desire to change.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you know what, do you know what, Stacey,
Speaker 3: isn't that the whole point of the sort of emo gothing.
Speaker 2: You don't want to be like everyone else? You want
Speaker 2: to stand out? Actually you would be one or two
Speaker 2: in a crowd. That's actually perfect.
Speaker 1: Yeah, totally yes, stay, may I ask how old?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 1: What decade do you in? Thirty forties? I'll be thirty
Speaker 1: one next month?
Speaker 2: Okayety going?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, all the rest to you, Stacy, and a big
Speaker 3: cheerio to your little legend Boston.
Speaker 10: Why now.
Speaker 3: Tuesday Single Lady is dedicated to all the ladies out there.
Speaker 2: Can't find a feller because they wear a baggy pants.
Speaker 2: God is that you for?
Speaker 5: Oh my god? When you said can you come into
Speaker 5: the studio, I don't think.
Speaker 1: I just want to have a chat, that's all crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, come on.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten. Those fashions that you just cannot
Speaker 3: let go of. I can't let go on skinning leg James, No,
Speaker 3: that's okay. I can't graduate into the straight legs.
Speaker 5: No, you don't go bag you just go straight leg.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't even know where you buy data anymore.
Speaker 6: You know who we need to call. We need to
Speaker 6: call Kara because I thought she would agree with me.
Speaker 2: Your wife, Yes, maybe she would, but you leave Carl.
Speaker 4: Out twenty four ten. We're doing this this morning. Those
Speaker 4: fashion trends that you cannot let go of. Philip from Freeling,
Speaker 4: what is it?
Speaker 9: Good morning? Well, first of all, I just want to say,
Speaker 9: hazy skinny jeans. I'm pretty sure there's something against the
Speaker 9: logical warfare in the Geneva Convention, so you really shouldn't
Speaker 9: wearing skinny jeans in the first place. But secondly, cargo
Speaker 9: pants are life. If cargo pants are one of the
Speaker 9: greatest invention ever, I go, I'm sorry, So I'm sorry, wait,
Speaker 9: if I'm going to if I'm going to the cinemas, and.
Speaker 7: I'm I've got a whole bunch of stuff, and I'm
Speaker 7: you know, I want to go sit down quite comfortably.
Speaker 7: I'm looking at all these people doing a juggling act,
Speaker 7: spilling their popcorn, dropping their ships and all sorts, and
Speaker 7: I'm walking in with two thick legs and I drink
Speaker 7: it has pop one over my arms. I'm unappy.
Speaker 9: I'm walking straight in there.
Speaker 2: It's very handy, very handy, yeah, very practical.
Speaker 6: With you guys might be shocked to know I have
Speaker 6: a pair of cargo pants as well. My ex used
Speaker 6: to ask me about how many pocket knives I had.
Speaker 7: I feel you single body, Oh god, no, no, happily
Speaker 7: in a relationship.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Philip.
Speaker 4: Well cargo, I have to say Philip's defense. There's like
Speaker 4: a certain high end brand of cargo pants that have
Speaker 4: come back to all the cele bridies are wearing the moment.
Speaker 1: But they're like something stupid like eight grand.
Speaker 2: That's too much. That's too much.
Speaker 1: Eight bucks is too much for cargo pants.
Speaker 2: Spot on as well.
Speaker 5: It's got a.
Speaker 4: Jade from Corimandel felly. What can't you let go of Jade.
Speaker 12: I cannot let go of high waisted pants. Oh, I
Speaker 12: know the young young kids like to do the low wated.
Speaker 12: Now they're bringing back that like nineties low waist heads situation.
Speaker 8: I just can't do it.
Speaker 5: It's the y two K, the two K, yeah, is.
Speaker 2: The low waisted?
Speaker 3: Is the low wasted with the idea of back in
Speaker 3: the day, like showing for girls that that hip bone
Speaker 3: sort of.
Speaker 1: Skinny and torch his stomach belly ring?
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, madam, Can I just say, Jade with the
Speaker 3: high waisted pants, it kind of I sort of feel
Speaker 3: like it makes you look like you've got longer legs
Speaker 3: and a longer mid riff than you actually do.
Speaker 12: Maybe that's what it is too. I'm only five to
Speaker 12: two and my younger sister who is six feet tall.
Speaker 4: Ye, the low yes, excuse me, character, I'm sorry to
Speaker 4: cut you off there, Jad, We'll just go back.
Speaker 1: Did you say it's the white two hatelock? Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: why K didn't happen.
Speaker 2: What is going on?
Speaker 1: K was supposed to be the end of the technological world.
Speaker 3: It's a fashion trend though the era from two thousand
Speaker 3: different pages here.
Speaker 2: I think ye.
Speaker 1: Again, it didn't happen.
Speaker 3: What about the low waisted jeans and just ever so
Speaker 3: slightly a certain type of underwear just popped.
Speaker 2: Me aut the top.
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, yes, thank you.
Speaker 2: All right, let's go to Woodcraft. Good morning to you, Taylor,
Speaker 2: Good morning.
Speaker 4: Round this out for us, Taylor, I absolutely lived in
Speaker 4: my stocks from vandal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, here it comes.
Speaker 3: I'm Taylor, seriously and can we get specific here? Please
Speaker 3: tell me we were talking birkin Stocks.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, definitely yeah right, also crocs, Taylor.
Speaker 12: I don't do the crocs, but honestly I probably would
Speaker 12: or my friends do it.
Speaker 3: Constantly said this, Taylor, Birkenstocks with socks is where fashion
Speaker 3: and comfort beautifully come together on.
Speaker 5: A mate, I agree.
Speaker 4: Do you know what would be the ultimate look, Taylor?
Speaker 4: If someone had all socks and then some crocs and
Speaker 4: then got a Y two K gibbet and put it
Speaker 4: on it perfect.
Speaker 3: God's some good choices here. Do you know what? Whatever
Speaker 3: makes you comfortable, whatever makes you feel good, that's what
Speaker 3: she should wear?
Speaker 2: Except bagg you Jet, I've.
Speaker 4: Been super disinterested in King Charles's visit to Australia just
Speaker 4: doesn't really flow to my boat.
Speaker 2: I'll be honest too.
Speaker 4: Yeah, until this moment when I saw this morning the
Speaker 4: news that an now packer wearing your crown, dressed in
Speaker 4: a suit called Hefna sneezed on the.
Speaker 2: That's a lama too, by the way, wasn't it alama?
Speaker 4: Calling it alama just because I love lamas, I love
Speaker 4: lama drama.
Speaker 1: Lama drama is a Lama drama.
Speaker 3: And when you see these things spit, and they spit
Speaker 3: pretty easily too, by the way, like they can really
Speaker 3: just sort of hiker golly right.
Speaker 2: In your face.
Speaker 1: Hiker golly. It's not something I thought it here.
Speaker 3: This morning's lama Lama drama is not something I didn't
Speaker 3: think i'd hear either, But.
Speaker 4: Just the absolute scenes of this lama wearing a crown
Speaker 4: standing in front of the king who's standing there in
Speaker 4: his suit, and he's got all the metals right across
Speaker 4: his like medals for bravery and service to his country.
Speaker 3: Next minute, right in the King's face, to which he
Speaker 3: would respond with something like, oh.
Speaker 5: My, oh.
Speaker 1: Very goodness.
Speaker 4: But for mine, it's been the highlight of the royal trip,
Speaker 4: that's for sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you forget Lydia Thorpe and all the drama in parliament.
Speaker 1: Don't worry about that.
Speaker 3: This was a lama and Kikchuck's he's seen some stuff. Oh,
Speaker 3: he's seen some stuff over the journey, hasn't he. Maybe
Speaker 3: this was refreshing for him as well.
Speaker 1: Maybe.
Speaker 4: But if you do nothing else today when you get
Speaker 4: to work, please google our pack A sneeze is on
Speaker 4: the king.
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, Hefner, Hefner, Thelafner.
Speaker 4: Help pack sneezus on the king. And we were saying too,
Speaker 4: don't they look judgy?
Speaker 2: Yeah they do.
Speaker 3: They look like they always look like they're thinking about
Speaker 3: spitting on you, like they're waiting for an opportunity.
Speaker 2: To spit in your face. Yes.
Speaker 1: Absolutely.
Speaker 4: And my theory is this particular outback has taken one
Speaker 4: look at the king and gone, please come on.
Speaker 2: Mate, come here, mate, Hey, what's your name? King?
Speaker 3: Chuck Bang, don't care spit in your face? That's good
Speaker 3: Coppens all the time.
Speaker 2: It's good to be.
Speaker 3: It's probably good to be on the other side of it,
Speaker 3: because when you get spat in the face, it's confronting.
Speaker 4: Yeah. And also Ice had I got that outpacker has
Speaker 4: gone back to the other outpackers on the farm. I'm
Speaker 4: just gonna guess what I did today. I spat on
Speaker 4: the King the kings, and they're all like.
Speaker 10: Shut up.
Speaker 1: Hefna, No, he didn't check.
Speaker 2: Check the news. Check the news bro. It's there.
Speaker 1: Put it on seven, put it on sunrise. I'll be
Speaker 1: all over it.
Speaker 2: Holy crapy did it