1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:03,200 Speaker 1: This podcast is being recorded and produced on gadiicol Land. 2 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:05,920 Speaker 2: We pay our respects to the traditional custodians of this 3 00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:07,800 Speaker 2: country and elders past present. 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:11,520 Speaker 1: We extend our respect to any First Nations Aboriginal and 5 00:00:11,640 --> 00:00:13,600 Speaker 1: Torres Strait Islander people joining. 6 00:00:13,320 --> 00:00:23,079 Speaker 2: Us today, Always was, always will be Aboriginal Land. Oh pucks. Again, 7 00:00:23,200 --> 00:00:32,080 Speaker 2: we weren't recording. 8 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:33,599 Speaker 1: And she wasn't even fucking recording. Morning letter to Hannah. 9 00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:35,560 Speaker 1: Yeah anyway, welcome to close Friends. 10 00:00:35,720 --> 00:00:38,879 Speaker 2: Sorry chaos in the studio this morning. Yeah. So I'm 11 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:40,879 Speaker 2: Britney Saunders. I'm all right. Hey, you made you way 12 00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:43,240 Speaker 2: under your close friends. You've got the juicy Estermario on 13 00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:46,000 Speaker 2: your main Sorry cap close friends. Here we go. You've 14 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:49,240 Speaker 2: got a story bus today. I'm very intrigued. All you've 15 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:52,120 Speaker 2: given me is that you've got a nightmare neighbor. Oh 16 00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:53,080 Speaker 2: book story. 17 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:56,560 Speaker 1: Say, Look, I don't want to start drama with my neighbors. Look, 18 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:59,319 Speaker 1: I don't think they know but I only think they 19 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:02,000 Speaker 1: know me or follow me on social media or anything. Okay, 20 00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:03,920 Speaker 1: So we live in a house, We've got neighbors on 21 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:04,480 Speaker 1: either side. 22 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:05,640 Speaker 2: That's usually how it works. 23 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:07,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, well I could be on a corner. 24 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:10,880 Speaker 2: True, you still have neighbors on either side though, right, pardon, 25 00:01:10,959 --> 00:01:12,840 Speaker 2: you still have neighbors on either side, they just be 26 00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:13,480 Speaker 2: around the corner. 27 00:01:14,319 --> 00:01:19,280 Speaker 1: So on one side we have our nice neighbors, old couple, 28 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:22,840 Speaker 1: gorgeous seventies or eighties, and we're like friends with them. 29 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:25,240 Speaker 1: We know them by name. We say hello, they're gonna 30 00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:28,280 Speaker 1: come look at our house once it's done. Because that 31 00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:32,000 Speaker 1: nice neighbor he originally built our house. Oh, because they're 32 00:01:32,040 --> 00:01:35,040 Speaker 1: two houses are side by side, they're almost identical. No, 33 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:38,800 Speaker 1: so he built both. So it's really cute. We're fully 34 00:01:38,880 --> 00:01:41,360 Speaker 1: ripping his house to shreds that he built like fucking 35 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:44,960 Speaker 1: seventy years And is he exactly the same same house, 36 00:01:45,160 --> 00:01:47,680 Speaker 1: same house? Yeah, yeah, they're really similar. But we're like, 37 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:50,680 Speaker 1: but like his is still in that it can be original. Yeah, 38 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:53,200 Speaker 1: and we're if you break in his heart, we're having 39 00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:54,920 Speaker 1: big modern extension on the background. 40 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:58,320 Speaker 2: Imagine having a whole life and you've lived all through 41 00:01:58,360 --> 00:02:00,520 Speaker 2: all the trauma of your entire life, and then one 42 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:04,320 Speaker 2: of your most proudest creations, this bitch comes in and goes, nah, 43 00:02:04,320 --> 00:02:06,080 Speaker 2: that is exactly I'm going to toure it up. 44 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:08,639 Speaker 1: Hey in might defense, So it's like a nineteen twenties 45 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:11,520 Speaker 1: cavity brick home, Like it's an old fashioned home. We're 46 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:13,560 Speaker 1: keeping a lot of the character and just adding like 47 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:17,119 Speaker 1: this modern extension on the back so they can see 48 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:19,120 Speaker 1: into our backyard and they can see all the renaults 49 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:21,359 Speaker 1: that are happening in the backyard. Right now, my backyard 50 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:23,400 Speaker 1: is like a construction zone. The whole back of the 51 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:27,480 Speaker 1: house is ripped off. And so when you like, I'm 52 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:29,280 Speaker 1: only learning all this now because it's my first time 53 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:32,200 Speaker 1: renovating a house. But when you are doing any major 54 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:34,679 Speaker 1: renolds to your house, you have to put everything through 55 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:38,200 Speaker 1: the council. You can't just like fucking renovate, Like you've 56 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:41,359 Speaker 1: got to get counsel approval to do things to your house, 57 00:02:41,639 --> 00:02:44,400 Speaker 1: down to the fucking amount of gardens that you have 58 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:44,760 Speaker 1: to have. 59 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:48,640 Speaker 2: In inside or does it include our inside or. 60 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:52,440 Speaker 1: Exactly sure, I think it's any major works and like 61 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:56,560 Speaker 1: we're putting a plunge pull in and it's just been 62 00:02:56,600 --> 00:02:58,760 Speaker 1: mind blowing the amount of shit like admin that you 63 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:01,320 Speaker 1: have to do. You have to give the plans to 64 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:03,840 Speaker 1: the council. They have to approve it. They have to 65 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:07,320 Speaker 1: have someone come out and test the soil to make 66 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:09,560 Speaker 1: sure that it can like hold a pool and then 67 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:12,560 Speaker 1: you've got to get the concrete tested, like all this shit, right, 68 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:15,240 Speaker 1: and they even like we got knocked back at one 69 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:20,040 Speaker 1: point because there wasn't enough greenery on our drawings. So 70 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:22,560 Speaker 1: like you've got to, like, if you're renovating in your backyard, 71 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:24,800 Speaker 1: it's got to have like this standard of how many 72 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:27,320 Speaker 1: shrubs you have and how many trees and plants. I 73 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:31,640 Speaker 1: don't know, it's this whole fucking thing. Anyway, we found 74 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:34,320 Speaker 1: out the other day and I didn't know this either, 75 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:36,960 Speaker 1: but when you are going to be doing like work 76 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,200 Speaker 1: in your yard or on a deck or out the 77 00:03:39,240 --> 00:03:41,880 Speaker 1: back where it's going to be making a significant amount 78 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:44,120 Speaker 1: of noise for a certain period of time, over however 79 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:48,440 Speaker 1: many weeks, both of your neighbors get a letter to 80 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:51,720 Speaker 1: say that you know, this neighbor at this address is 81 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:56,160 Speaker 1: going to be doing works, and they can say that 82 00:03:56,200 --> 00:04:00,120 Speaker 1: they don't want it to happen. So it's like a vote. 83 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:05,040 Speaker 1: And we found these out through our nice neighbor, right, 84 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:08,200 Speaker 1: So our nice neighbor spoke to AJ and said, we 85 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:10,200 Speaker 1: got a letter, and the other neighbors on the other 86 00:04:10,280 --> 00:04:13,720 Speaker 1: side got a letter, and the neighbors on the other 87 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:17,320 Speaker 1: side went to our nice neighbor and said, how do 88 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:22,440 Speaker 1: we stop this from happening? They did not want us 89 00:04:22,520 --> 00:04:30,760 Speaker 1: to renovate our house. What mind you like? We have 90 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:34,120 Speaker 1: never interacted with the other neighbor. They're renting their house 91 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:37,240 Speaker 1: on the other side of us. We've never had any interactions. 92 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:43,400 Speaker 1: And so the only interactions that we've had with them 93 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:46,560 Speaker 1: is when we first moved in. They've got some trees, 94 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:48,840 Speaker 1: like we've got trees in the front yard, and they 95 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:51,560 Speaker 1: both kind of overlap into each other's front yards, and 96 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:54,159 Speaker 1: apparently the guy that used to live in our house 97 00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:56,600 Speaker 1: used to trim them for the next door neighbor kind 98 00:04:56,640 --> 00:04:59,360 Speaker 1: of thing. And so when we very first moved in, 99 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:03,520 Speaker 1: a parent like it's like a couple and like an 100 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:07,880 Speaker 1: adult kid living next door. Apparently she said to aj 101 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:10,600 Speaker 1: out the front, I hope she's not listening to this. 102 00:05:12,839 --> 00:05:14,880 Speaker 2: I can't knock on their door and say let's have 103 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:15,960 Speaker 2: a conversation mat this. 104 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:18,120 Speaker 1: The thing is, we've never had a conversation with it. 105 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:20,280 Speaker 1: We never see them. But when we first moved in, 106 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:24,120 Speaker 1: she said, then he used to trim that tree. You're 107 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:26,719 Speaker 1: gonna be the one trimming that tree. 108 00:05:27,640 --> 00:05:30,919 Speaker 2: Let me over there, I'm coming out knock on the door. 109 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:33,800 Speaker 2: And so I feel like I've been a bit angry lately, 110 00:05:33,839 --> 00:05:35,880 Speaker 2: so I'm ready to I'm ready on unleashed. So you 111 00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:37,400 Speaker 2: just let me know what you want me to say, 112 00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:38,760 Speaker 2: and I'll knock on that door. 113 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:41,640 Speaker 1: And so Neil, that's our nice neighborby. Yeah, he told 114 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:45,000 Speaker 1: aj the other neighbor didn't want us to be allowed 115 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:48,880 Speaker 1: to renovate our house because they didn't want the noise 116 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:51,600 Speaker 1: of like hammering and stuff. But it's like, this is 117 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:54,240 Speaker 1: what happens sometimes when you have a house that's next 118 00:05:54,240 --> 00:05:57,400 Speaker 1: to another house. There might be renovations at some stage, 119 00:05:57,400 --> 00:06:00,400 Speaker 1: and it's not forever. It's just for like a couple 120 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:04,400 Speaker 1: of months and then it's done. Anyway, by the time 121 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:06,960 Speaker 1: he went to the neighbor's house to say, let's try 122 00:06:06,960 --> 00:06:09,760 Speaker 1: and stop this from happening, it was already too late, 123 00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:12,320 Speaker 1: because like the neighbors have like a certain amount of 124 00:06:12,320 --> 00:06:15,600 Speaker 1: time to like say no kind of thing, and apparently 125 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:17,520 Speaker 1: Neil is just like what the fuck, like no, they're 126 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:21,400 Speaker 1: allowed to renovate their house. And so the renovations have started, 127 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:25,640 Speaker 1: and he's already been making complaints over the fence to 128 00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:28,120 Speaker 1: the builders, saying, like can you keep the noise down. 129 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:31,240 Speaker 1: It's like, we're renovating a house. What you want me 130 00:06:31,279 --> 00:06:37,520 Speaker 1: to get a silent fucking hammer. I'm speechless, Like that's 131 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:41,200 Speaker 1: just life, Like sometimes people are gonna make noise. Yeah, 132 00:06:41,440 --> 00:06:44,279 Speaker 1: go and live on a farm on an acreage, and 133 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:45,920 Speaker 1: live on a farm on an acreage if you don't 134 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:49,040 Speaker 1: want your neighbor to maybe fucking renovate their house. And 135 00:06:49,120 --> 00:06:51,159 Speaker 1: like it's just for now, it's not gonna be forever. 136 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,440 Speaker 1: And apparently he's like said to the trades over the fence, 137 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:59,160 Speaker 1: like can you keep it down? Apparently the trades are 138 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:02,360 Speaker 1: like fuck off. Yeah, good because they're just doing their job. 139 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:04,440 Speaker 3: Them back the same energy. This is what I was 140 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:06,880 Speaker 3: saying in the main episode. You give them back the 141 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:07,880 Speaker 3: same energy. 142 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:11,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, our neighbors don't like us, and we've never had 143 00:07:11,280 --> 00:07:13,760 Speaker 1: any interactions with them. I'm like, what did we do? 144 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:16,640 Speaker 2: But you see you're better than I am, because I 145 00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:19,400 Speaker 2: will have an interaction with you, darling. I'm coming over 146 00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:22,600 Speaker 2: and saying, what's the problem. Can you stop harassing my 147 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:25,800 Speaker 2: workmen in the backyard because you harass them every day 148 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:27,640 Speaker 2: and I'm going to call the police if you keep harassing. 149 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:31,400 Speaker 2: Just step it up. You know what I mean, go 150 00:07:31,480 --> 00:07:34,200 Speaker 2: on over there. I can't control myself. Like, if that's 151 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:36,640 Speaker 2: how you want to act, I'm actually going to double down, 152 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:36,840 Speaker 2: you know. 153 00:07:36,880 --> 00:07:38,640 Speaker 1: But I don't want to go there because then they'll 154 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:42,160 Speaker 1: know that Neil told us about the letter, and then. 155 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:45,160 Speaker 2: You know, but they've taken you. He's now yelling at 156 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:48,000 Speaker 2: your people in the backyard, so that's what you're there for. 157 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:52,080 Speaker 1: I've just never had any troubles with neighbors, and now 158 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:54,480 Speaker 1: I'm like, oh fuck, I might see them out front, 159 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:58,560 Speaker 1: Like look the other way. 160 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:03,160 Speaker 2: We've only ever had nice neighbors or not known our neighbors, 161 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:05,640 Speaker 2: and I actually prefer not knowing our neighbors. I have 162 00:08:05,760 --> 00:08:07,800 Speaker 2: lived in apartments the last few years, so it's a 163 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:10,680 Speaker 2: bit different because everyone sort of keeps to themselves. 164 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:13,840 Speaker 1: It's actually got me thinking about neighbors because I think, 165 00:08:13,920 --> 00:08:16,040 Speaker 1: like you said, you're in an apartment, so it's different. 166 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:20,120 Speaker 1: But my memories from childhood and like neighbors is so 167 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:22,200 Speaker 1: different to now. And I know it would be different, 168 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:24,560 Speaker 1: like depending on your street and where you live. But 169 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:28,720 Speaker 1: I'll tell you what my dream is. My dream is 170 00:08:28,760 --> 00:08:32,880 Speaker 1: to have really nice neighbors that we become friends with 171 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:34,559 Speaker 1: and then we have barbecues. 172 00:08:35,040 --> 00:08:35,959 Speaker 2: Yeah, like I. 173 00:08:35,920 --> 00:08:37,680 Speaker 1: Would love that. And I remember when we were kids 174 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:40,040 Speaker 1: growing up, we were friends with neighbors on both of 175 00:08:40,080 --> 00:08:42,240 Speaker 1: our sides and there was all kids. Like, it's probably 176 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:44,240 Speaker 1: different when you have kids and you're living near other kids, 177 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:46,640 Speaker 1: and it would just always be like running back and 178 00:08:46,679 --> 00:08:49,240 Speaker 1: forth between the two backyards. Our parents will get pissed together, 179 00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:51,920 Speaker 1: have barbecues, and you made genuine friends with your neighbors. 180 00:08:51,920 --> 00:08:54,240 Speaker 1: And then sometimes we'd live in like a coulder sack, 181 00:08:54,320 --> 00:08:56,640 Speaker 1: and then the whole coulder sack was friends. And I 182 00:08:56,679 --> 00:08:59,200 Speaker 1: feel like that's not a thing anymore. Maybe it is 183 00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:01,880 Speaker 1: in different areas, but now I feel like everyone really 184 00:09:01,880 --> 00:09:03,520 Speaker 1: just keeps to themselves and you don't really know your 185 00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:06,680 Speaker 1: neighbors that much. Whereas I I'm putting it out there, 186 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:10,480 Speaker 1: someone moving next door in the house that doesn't like 187 00:09:10,559 --> 00:09:14,520 Speaker 1: me will get them evictied. Someone apply and live next door, 188 00:09:14,640 --> 00:09:17,079 Speaker 1: become besties with AJ and I. You can come over 189 00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:18,960 Speaker 1: and swim in our plunge pool and have a barbecue 190 00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:22,439 Speaker 1: on our back deck. Yeah nice, I'm taking application. 191 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:24,440 Speaker 2: See I'm the opposite to you. Don't talk to me, 192 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:27,120 Speaker 2: don't look at me, don't do what you want I 193 00:09:27,160 --> 00:09:29,960 Speaker 2: won't complain about your renovations, but don't. I don't want 194 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:30,120 Speaker 2: to know. 195 00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:33,200 Speaker 1: Story, don't come home from work and then just you 196 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,120 Speaker 1: see your neighbor over the fence. You come over for 197 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:36,840 Speaker 1: a wine, and they just come over and you just 198 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:39,080 Speaker 1: winge about life. That's a dream for me. 199 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:43,440 Speaker 2: Can't imagine anything worse. Actually, no, in a house, because 200 00:09:43,480 --> 00:09:45,800 Speaker 2: in an apartment, I actually quite like. Yeah, when I 201 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:47,840 Speaker 2: move into an apartment, I quite like that. I know 202 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:50,000 Speaker 2: no one's coming over with a fucking gift basket with 203 00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:51,040 Speaker 2: fruits and muffins in it. 204 00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:54,559 Speaker 1: Neighborhood for an hourse, it's perfect. 205 00:09:54,679 --> 00:09:57,160 Speaker 2: Don't knock on my door, stay away. I don't want to. 206 00:09:57,240 --> 00:09:59,120 Speaker 2: I don't. I don't think we need to be such 207 00:09:59,160 --> 00:10:01,240 Speaker 2: good friends because you know each other. But then on 208 00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:03,680 Speaker 2: the other half, you want them to look out for you, 209 00:10:03,760 --> 00:10:06,280 Speaker 2: don't you. You want your neighbors to be your friends. 210 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:09,160 Speaker 2: So they go, there's a suspicious car bark down at 211 00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:11,440 Speaker 2: front the other day. You know anything about that? And 212 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:12,920 Speaker 2: I'll go, oh, yeah, Dyln. 213 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:15,080 Speaker 1: It's just I love neighbors. 214 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:20,160 Speaker 2: I love neighbors too, but I don't need to be 215 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:21,920 Speaker 2: your best friend, and I don't need to be cooking 216 00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:22,800 Speaker 2: use sausages in me. 217 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:24,960 Speaker 1: I want neighbors, best friends. 218 00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:28,000 Speaker 2: Okay, fair enough. I feel like you need to live 219 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:28,800 Speaker 2: in a colder sack. 220 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:31,400 Speaker 1: I feel like I need to live in like a 221 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:33,679 Speaker 1: a state, like you know, houses that are estates. I 222 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:36,240 Speaker 1: feel like that's where neighbors, friendships happen. 223 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:37,199 Speaker 2: Oh you reckon? 224 00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:39,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, whereas it's in a random suburb. 225 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:43,560 Speaker 2: I'm thinking colder sack vibes. It's nice, very housewives, very 226 00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:46,080 Speaker 2: neighbors in itself the TV show. 227 00:10:46,360 --> 00:10:50,240 Speaker 1: Maybe I need to move if we've finished renovating, just move. 228 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:52,720 Speaker 3: St See I don't understand that either. I mean, are 229 00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:55,559 Speaker 3: you're planning to flip the house, because I just don't 230 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,880 Speaker 3: imagine going through all that fucking renovation. You've pissed off 231 00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:01,280 Speaker 3: your neighbors in the pro I'm not moving. 232 00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:03,040 Speaker 1: We're going to enjoy the fuck out of this. 233 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:03,800 Speaker 2: Okay. Good. 234 00:11:04,760 --> 00:11:07,600 Speaker 1: We're not flipping it and selling it. We're renovating it 235 00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:09,120 Speaker 1: for our own enjoyment. 236 00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:12,719 Speaker 2: Okay. I can't imagine going through renovating the then going 237 00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:14,040 Speaker 2: all right, we'll go living in the state. 238 00:11:14,080 --> 00:11:18,360 Speaker 1: Now through colder sack experiences with anyone live in a 239 00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:20,240 Speaker 1: colder sack that has a spare house. Let me know 240 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:21,440 Speaker 1: I'm coming to move in so we can. 241 00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:24,000 Speaker 2: So if you live in a colder sack, email us 242 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:27,080 Speaker 2: and tell us whether you've got yes neighbors if it's 243 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:29,000 Speaker 2: a nice community in your colder sack. And al said, 244 00:11:28,960 --> 00:11:32,959 Speaker 2: if you've got any neighbor horror story, email us as well. 245 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,800 Speaker 2: The emails in the show notes. 246 00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:37,160 Speaker 1: I went to school with this, went to primary school 247 00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:38,920 Speaker 1: with a girl and I've still got her on Facebook. 248 00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:41,280 Speaker 1: You know, you just have your primary school friends on Facebook. 249 00:11:41,679 --> 00:11:44,480 Speaker 1: And where her mum and dad live, the house she 250 00:11:44,559 --> 00:11:46,160 Speaker 1: grew up in. The mum and dad still live there. 251 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:49,080 Speaker 1: She's moved out and whatever, But they've had beef with 252 00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:53,000 Speaker 1: their neighbors since childhood and I see her post updates 253 00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:54,920 Speaker 1: on Facebook all the time, and it's literally gotten to 254 00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:57,440 Speaker 1: the point where they've gone to court and everything because 255 00:11:57,440 --> 00:11:59,720 Speaker 1: the neighbors have like tried to sabotage them that badly. 256 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:02,360 Speaker 1: So there's some terrible neighbors out there. 257 00:12:02,559 --> 00:12:07,880 Speaker 2: I think, following one on TikTok at the moment of 258 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:10,760 Speaker 2: a neighbor feud, I don't know where. I think it's 259 00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:13,360 Speaker 2: in Sydney somewhere, and anyway, one of them, one of 260 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:16,880 Speaker 2: them is just shat in the mailbox. Yes, one of 261 00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:20,400 Speaker 2: the neighbors is just shatting the other one's mailbox, which 262 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:24,400 Speaker 2: is gorgeous, lovely, you know, so that when she's gone 263 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:26,200 Speaker 2: to get a mail, she's put her hand in the mouth. 264 00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:28,000 Speaker 2: That's fuss shit human. 265 00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:30,679 Speaker 1: Also, can we get rid of mail? I fucking can't 266 00:12:30,679 --> 00:12:33,800 Speaker 1: stand it. Like, who sends letters anymore? Just make it 267 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:34,679 Speaker 1: all in an email? 268 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:37,800 Speaker 2: I quite like it. I'd I don't get many letters. 269 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:39,480 Speaker 2: The last letter I got was last week. It's for 270 00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:43,160 Speaker 2: my car registration nine hundred and something dollars. God, that's 271 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:44,559 Speaker 2: jumped up cost of living. 272 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:47,240 Speaker 1: The only let us life fucking get his fines from 273 00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:48,880 Speaker 1: parking outside here at Nova. 274 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:51,760 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, true, Well I've shown you the six hour part. 275 00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:52,040 Speaker 3: Yeah. 276 00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:54,960 Speaker 1: Look, in the last year of us doing this, I've 277 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,000 Speaker 1: only gotten two. So I feel like that's all right 278 00:12:57,040 --> 00:12:59,600 Speaker 1: because it's two hour parking and then we're always here 279 00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:01,480 Speaker 1: for like three hours. But I pay for the two 280 00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:04,040 Speaker 1: and hope that no one comes in the last hour, whereas. 281 00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:06,080 Speaker 2: I make us stop recording and go down because some 282 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:08,920 Speaker 2: of us don't have money to burn. So I rolled 283 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,360 Speaker 2: down a year ago, top up the parking. 284 00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:14,559 Speaker 1: A year of parking every week getting two fines is 285 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:16,720 Speaker 1: not bad. But now Matt's found a little sneaky six 286 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:19,840 Speaker 1: hour area and we're parking. 287 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:21,560 Speaker 2: Ahead of in Sydney. How bad. 288 00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:23,480 Speaker 1: But I've got a complaint to make about that as well. 289 00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:26,800 Speaker 1: When you go to pay, you know how you click 290 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:30,760 Speaker 1: the p because you're parking, then it automatically goes to 291 00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:33,880 Speaker 1: six hours and it's thirty seven dollars or something. Then 292 00:13:33,920 --> 00:13:35,880 Speaker 1: you have to go beep, beep, beep. 293 00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:38,520 Speaker 2: And bring it down ten minute incrementals No, it's. 294 00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:41,240 Speaker 1: Like four minute bucking increments. It takes like six minutes 295 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:44,040 Speaker 1: to get it back down to like three hours. I 296 00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:46,319 Speaker 1: want to make a complaint to the Council of Sydney, 297 00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:48,960 Speaker 1: make it so you can just like why does it 298 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,640 Speaker 1: go to the highest payment? You know. 299 00:13:50,679 --> 00:13:52,760 Speaker 2: What I've found really strange is a lot of the 300 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:57,560 Speaker 2: councils in the Sydney area now do which I'm so 301 00:13:57,600 --> 00:14:00,560 Speaker 2: sorry to everyone internationally, but this is very niche. But 302 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:03,200 Speaker 2: you've got your parking meters like that one where you've 303 00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:06,200 Speaker 2: got to do it all manually. But I find or 304 00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:09,760 Speaker 2: I have found that all of the other surrounding councils 305 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:12,720 Speaker 2: now have either this app called easy park where you 306 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:16,120 Speaker 2: just top it up, like in a restaurant. You can go, oh, 307 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:17,920 Speaker 2: my parking's run out. I'll just quickly top it up 308 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:19,640 Speaker 2: and you pay for more parking on your phone without 309 00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:21,600 Speaker 2: having to leave like the restaurant or whatever you're doing. 310 00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:23,280 Speaker 2: And then on top of that, there's other ones where 311 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,040 Speaker 2: you just put your number plate in and that's how 312 00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:27,760 Speaker 2: you're paying. There's no it's easier on the phone. City 313 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:32,520 Speaker 2: of Sydney, like Sydney Council with it has the oldest, 314 00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:36,840 Speaker 2: most geriatric parking meters I've ever seen my life that 315 00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:39,720 Speaker 2: you can never see the bloody screen. I've got an 316 00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:45,800 Speaker 2: idea what I'm pressing. I just press for the best, honestly, 317 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:49,600 Speaker 2: but six hour parking is unheard of anyway. I think 318 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:51,560 Speaker 2: we should wrap this up because we are talking about 319 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:55,800 Speaker 2: parking meters. Yeah, I just feel like it's not really 320 00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:58,840 Speaker 2: riveting content for the scrollers, is it. But anyway, this 321 00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:02,000 Speaker 2: is close friends. We talked about all the stuff we 322 00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:04,600 Speaker 2: don't want to put in our main episodes. So oh, 323 00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:06,960 Speaker 2: my voice is going must be that glass back in 324 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,960 Speaker 2: the back of my throat. Anything else you want to 325 00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:11,280 Speaker 2: say today, Brittany, what are you doing on your phone. 326 00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:12,240 Speaker 2: Get off your phone. 327 00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:14,200 Speaker 1: I've got people fucking messaging me left and right. 328 00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:16,920 Speaker 2: Oh my god, is this the commitment that I give 329 00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:18,920 Speaker 2: to this podcast my phone. I'll just let you know 330 00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:20,920 Speaker 2: a Strollers on, do not disturbs me. 331 00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:22,280 Speaker 1: I have sixty employees. 332 00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:28,480 Speaker 2: Okay, hire someone to look after them while I'm podcasting. 333 00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:31,600 Speaker 1: All right, there's a job now available at Faith one 334 00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:35,440 Speaker 1: day a week Mondays for four hours where you respond 335 00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:37,280 Speaker 1: to everyone while I record. 336 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:39,240 Speaker 2: Hang on second, I might take that job. I need 337 00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:43,440 Speaker 2: a bit of extra cash. What's see on Tuesday? Strollers? 338 00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:44,160 Speaker 2: Thanks for listening.