WEBVTT - Superbowl Bets (Taylor's Version) 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:08.280 Quick get in the morning every day, Adelaides. Look at 0:00:08.320 --> 0:00:11.760 you choosing this podcast. You've made the right decision. To 0:00:11.840 --> 0:00:12.360 you that much. 0:00:12.600 --> 0:00:15.720 I mean, you've made some prittish city decisions over the day, 0:00:16.000 --> 0:00:17.880 but now here you are and you've made a correct one. 0:00:17.920 --> 0:00:20.520 This is a really cleansing moment for you. Probably not 0:00:20.560 --> 0:00:23.480 so much if you made outrageous bets via the super Bowl. 0:00:23.680 --> 0:00:26.880 The market for Taylor Swift related bets that you can 0:00:26.960 --> 0:00:28.720 make is simply outrageous. 0:00:28.720 --> 0:00:32.000 Oh and as you're saying this, I'm watching on YouTube 0:00:32.440 --> 0:00:36.600 a couple of hippopotamus choosing between the two teams Kansas 0:00:36.600 --> 0:00:38.919 City and San Francisco hippopotamus. 0:00:38.920 --> 0:00:42.519 As I tell you, hippos always know, is there always. 0:00:42.159 --> 0:00:43.239 Is there a market on that? 0:00:43.720 --> 0:00:47.080 Yes, there is a market. You can bet which hippopotamus 0:00:47.479 --> 0:00:53.360 likes Taylor Swift more, can you? Yes? Two super Bowl 0:00:53.440 --> 0:00:55.600 is on today between the Kansas City Chiefs and San 0:00:55.680 --> 0:01:00.000 fran forty nine. Is I don't know, am I misreading this, Joe, 0:01:00.120 --> 0:01:01.800 But I just get a feeling it's probably more so 0:01:01.880 --> 0:01:06.959 going to be about someone else. Do you reckon Tatler 0:01:06.959 --> 0:01:08.640 Swift's going to play a solid part in this. 0:01:09.440 --> 0:01:11.520 I just I don't know the logistics, like can she 0:01:11.560 --> 0:01:15.360 get to Japan, go to the super Bowl in Vegas, 0:01:15.560 --> 0:01:17.440 and then get to Melbourne in time for her first 0:01:17.480 --> 0:01:18.880 concert which is this week? 0:01:19.520 --> 0:01:22.600 So I don't know she can do it all, and 0:01:22.640 --> 0:01:23.679 maybe she can have it all. 0:01:23.920 --> 0:01:25.880 I hope she's all right back in economy, though she 0:01:25.959 --> 0:01:26.959 might get a bit jet lag. 0:01:27.160 --> 0:01:30.039 Yeah, her private jet will take care of her quite nice. 0:01:30.040 --> 0:01:32.360 So you would think, what about as well? The betting 0:01:32.400 --> 0:01:34.600 market that comes with the super Bowl as it is 0:01:34.600 --> 0:01:37.440 is just completely crazy. But now that this phenomenon and 0:01:37.480 --> 0:01:39.760 that is Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift is in the mix, 0:01:40.160 --> 0:01:43.160 it's just a whole new world. Yes, some of the 0:01:43.200 --> 0:01:45.200 things that you can bet on for this super Bowl 0:01:45.240 --> 0:01:47.560 and I don't bet at all, so I don't really 0:01:47.600 --> 0:01:50.320 get it. Yeah, but the ridiculous things that you have 0:01:50.320 --> 0:01:52.600 the option of putting your money on are quite mind blowing. 0:01:52.640 --> 0:01:56.800 For example, will Travis Kelsey proposed to Taylor Swift, Yes, 0:01:57.040 --> 0:02:00.880 seven dollars, No, a dollar ten? Travis key Elsey's MVP 0:02:01.120 --> 0:02:04.480 speech if he wins the Super Bowl MVP, will he 0:02:04.640 --> 0:02:08.560 thank Taylor Swift first in his speech? That's paying fifteen dollars? 0:02:09.040 --> 0:02:10.959 You feel like that's not a very good bet. 0:02:11.680 --> 0:02:13.520 What are the chances of him winning the MVP? 0:02:14.800 --> 0:02:17.880 He'd be up there obviously the quarterbacks. We read hot favorites, 0:02:18.160 --> 0:02:20.560 and then it probably goes some wide receivers in the 0:02:20.600 --> 0:02:21.119 tight ends. 0:02:21.120 --> 0:02:22.480 But blah blah blah on board. 0:02:22.760 --> 0:02:24.679 Yeah, so I didn't know what I'm talking about. I'm 0:02:24.800 --> 0:02:27.760 genuinely making all this up as well. Travis Kelce anytime 0:02:27.800 --> 0:02:30.120 score and shake it off to be said by the 0:02:30.120 --> 0:02:33.400 commentators during the game to seventy five. 0:02:33.280 --> 0:02:34.920 Yeah, you ain't winning much money for that. 0:02:35.200 --> 0:02:37.720 They're definitely practicing some of those calls right now. Yeah, 0:02:38.040 --> 0:02:41.480 Travis Kelsey. Catchers are like, oh, it's a cruel summer 0:02:41.960 --> 0:02:44.160 if you're in a different and they're like, ah, it 0:02:44.200 --> 0:02:47.480 doesn't even make sense. Get their reference in a number 0:02:47.520 --> 0:02:50.600 of times. Taylor Swift shown during Super Bowl in the 0:02:50.639 --> 0:02:53.200 game over seven and a half times a dollar fifty 0:02:53.240 --> 0:02:56.280 seven under two twenty five. Yeah, that's a safe. 0:02:56.000 --> 0:02:58.359 Bet, you'd think, Yeah, absolutely. 0:02:58.280 --> 0:02:59.840 Over seven and a half times, And I don't know 0:02:59.840 --> 0:03:02.280 what the half comes into it, what that actually means. 0:03:02.919 --> 0:03:06.200 First person shown next to Taylor Swift after the Super 0:03:06.200 --> 0:03:08.120 Bowl kickoff is your options. 0:03:08.240 --> 0:03:10.720 Brittany Mahomes Yeah, that's the other wag, isn't it yep? 0:03:11.160 --> 0:03:13.680 Partner of course with Pat Mahomes dollar forty two, Dona 0:03:13.760 --> 0:03:18.160 Kelsey assuming he's the mum dollar fifty seven. Blake Lively, Oh, 0:03:18.440 --> 0:03:21.560 two dollars sixty two because they're tight, real tight. Yeah right, 0:03:21.880 --> 0:03:25.280 Jason Kelsey, brother of three dollars seventy five Krly Kelsey, 0:03:25.480 --> 0:03:29.560 which is Jason's wife, six dollars. There you go. Where's 0:03:29.560 --> 0:03:30.119 your money gun? 0:03:30.280 --> 0:03:33.040 Oh, firmly in my pocket, Thank you very much. 0:03:34.240 --> 0:03:35.800 And guess what I like as well? I guess what's 0:03:35.800 --> 0:03:38.880 paying a dollar row two Jody ODDI and I suppose 0:03:39.160 --> 0:03:42.120 majority of the rest of Australians at key critical moments 0:03:42.120 --> 0:03:45.560 of the game going wait, wait, what's going on? What 0:03:45.600 --> 0:03:47.119 does that mean? What's going on here? 0:03:47.920 --> 0:03:49.800 Well, I won't say in person. I'll call you. 0:03:50.040 --> 0:03:52.160 That's fine, And do you know what, I'll be one 0:03:52.200 --> 0:03:54.280 hundred percent honest with you. I don't really know either. 0:03:56.720 --> 0:03:59.680 I'll just go goat Cheeves, Go Jeeves. 0:04:00.920 --> 0:04:07.440 He is where you're waking up to Adelaide today your posts, Well, 0:04:07.480 --> 0:04:10.280 this is where we deliver the top three news stories 0:04:10.360 --> 0:04:11.960 of The Daylight's go to abbey in the news room 0:04:12.000 --> 0:04:13.480 first and foremost abs what's going on? 0:04:14.080 --> 0:04:14.680 Good morning? 0:04:15.080 --> 0:04:17.080 So we had b Link one eighty two in town 0:04:17.160 --> 0:04:18.000 over the weekend. 0:04:18.480 --> 0:04:19.520 This was so exciting. 0:04:19.600 --> 0:04:21.919 My newsfeed was just going off of all the people 0:04:21.920 --> 0:04:23.880 that were heading there last night. So who had rise 0:04:23.880 --> 0:04:27.679 against the machine? And also sorry, rise against yes. 0:04:30.160 --> 0:04:30.480 Machine? 0:04:30.560 --> 0:04:32.480 Yeah, that's right, rise against So we had Blink one 0:04:32.480 --> 0:04:35.120 eighty two. Travis Barker was seen at Starsy and Co. 0:04:35.279 --> 0:04:38.320 Having a nice vegan mill there before the show, so 0:04:38.400 --> 0:04:39.080 that was cool. 0:04:39.160 --> 0:04:42.920 Yesterday, where's Starsy and Co? I have no idea, didn't 0:04:42.960 --> 0:04:43.520 check that far. 0:04:44.600 --> 0:04:45.400 I'm not sure either. 0:04:46.720 --> 0:04:53.400 East Suburbs, no Western all right? Anyway, anyway, Banfield Street 0:04:53.400 --> 0:04:53.760 there you go. 0:04:54.680 --> 0:04:55.800 Yeah, so he was spotted there. 0:04:55.839 --> 0:04:59.039 So we had thousands headlong and head to the Adelaide 0:04:59.080 --> 0:05:02.040 Entertainment Center. I a friend there, Sam, and she was 0:05:02.240 --> 0:05:04.480 rocking her little heart out last night. Sent me a 0:05:04.480 --> 0:05:06.920 few voice notes. Couldn't use a few of them because 0:05:06.920 --> 0:05:08.800 there are a few swear words in there. But she 0:05:08.839 --> 0:05:10.120 had a lot of fun by the sounds of it. 0:05:12.680 --> 0:05:14.719 I wish I'd have known it was on earlier, could 0:05:14.760 --> 0:05:16.160 have arranged for us to go. We could have gone 0:05:16.200 --> 0:05:19.120 together as a team. I could have rocked out next time. 0:05:19.160 --> 0:05:21.159 I mean, what was twenty thirteen last time they were he. 0:05:21.320 --> 0:05:21.760 Yeah, it was. 0:05:21.800 --> 0:05:24.720 It's been more than a decade since the to it. 0:05:23.920 --> 0:05:27.159 So so lock in twenty thirty four. We're going to 0:05:27.160 --> 0:05:28.520 blink one O two awesome. 0:05:28.760 --> 0:05:33.800 Twenty thirty five, actually eleven years in between drinks. Great, guys, Great, 0:05:34.200 --> 0:05:38.000 they'll be old and gray. Still rocking out though. All right, Jodes, 0:05:38.120 --> 0:05:40.120 I tell us exactly what's happening at the ice arena, 0:05:40.160 --> 0:05:44.520 because boy, oh boy, Susy, it's seen better dates. 0:05:44.520 --> 0:05:45.200 Oh my goodness. 0:05:45.200 --> 0:05:47.080 So this is how it all unfolded. There was a 0:05:47.080 --> 0:05:49.560 women's game on Saturday night. Obviously, a few of the 0:05:49.600 --> 0:05:52.760 players complained of feeling unwell after the game, and so 0:05:52.800 --> 0:05:54.680 the team manager was like, right, let's just take you 0:05:54.680 --> 0:05:55.200 to hospital. 0:05:55.200 --> 0:05:56.760 We'll get you checked out. While they were there, the 0:05:56.800 --> 0:05:58.600 team manager also felt ill. 0:05:58.920 --> 0:06:02.880 So thirty eight people in all have been spread across 0:06:02.920 --> 0:06:06.640 the RAH and also the Mount Barker Hospital. They've all 0:06:06.640 --> 0:06:10.560 been pretty much discharged since then. Carbon monoxide poisonings. Now 0:06:10.560 --> 0:06:13.080 they're blaming the zamboni, which is the machine that they 0:06:13.160 --> 0:06:14.119 used to clean the ice. 0:06:15.440 --> 0:06:16.720 I don't think it was the zamboni. 0:06:16.800 --> 0:06:19.200 I think the problem was much more serious from that 0:06:19.480 --> 0:06:21.680 than that, and it might have come from upstairs. 0:06:21.920 --> 0:06:25.359 Oh upstairs, the big fella upstairs, big fella upstairs. 0:06:26.440 --> 0:06:27.720 Either way, that place. 0:06:28.120 --> 0:06:30.160 If that's not the full stop on the ice arena, 0:06:30.200 --> 0:06:33.080 then I don't know what is What next? 0:06:33.240 --> 0:06:35.120 Oh my goodness, what next? 0:06:34.839 --> 0:06:37.640 They go? Here go guys, Sorry, just to bury the hatchet. 0:06:37.800 --> 0:06:39.680 We've made you some food bang food poison. 0:06:39.839 --> 0:06:42.600 Yeah, it's just like the whole thing is just ludicrous. 0:06:42.640 --> 0:06:45.320 And they've been asking the Statement government for a new 0:06:45.400 --> 0:06:48.360 stadium forever. Anyway, we'll talk about this a little bit 0:06:48.400 --> 0:06:50.840 later in the show. But I swear to god, every 0:06:50.880 --> 0:06:52.400 time I used to go and watch my husband play 0:06:52.400 --> 0:06:54.680 ice hockey, there you drive into the car park underneath, 0:06:54.920 --> 0:06:57.000 and I would just think, this thing's going to collapse 0:06:57.000 --> 0:06:59.880 any second, Like have you ever been into that car? 0:07:00.600 --> 0:07:00.760 Yes? 0:07:00.839 --> 0:07:04.240 Yes, yes, Oh my god. So anyway, we just need 0:07:04.279 --> 0:07:05.719 to scrap it and start again. I'm sorry. 0:07:05.880 --> 0:07:08.400 Yeah, okay, well watch this space and like you said, 0:07:08.440 --> 0:07:09.840 we'll talk about it a little bit later on, because 0:07:09.880 --> 0:07:11.120 it's an iconic part of Adelaide. 0:07:11.400 --> 0:07:13.000 It really is. It really is. 0:07:13.040 --> 0:07:15.120 They used to have, you know, the ski slope and 0:07:15.840 --> 0:07:17.400 like it used to be a really big part of 0:07:17.400 --> 0:07:20.680 a lot of people's childhood. But it's not a functioning 0:07:20.760 --> 0:07:21.760 building anymore. 0:07:23.000 --> 0:07:27.880 Well more on this to CONTs. Just to wrap it up. 0:07:27.920 --> 0:07:30.120 Of course, it is a super Bowl fifty eight. I 0:07:30.160 --> 0:07:32.120 said Super Bowl fifty eight because they always put the 0:07:32.120 --> 0:07:34.320 actual Roman numerals on. You can't work out what's going on. 0:07:34.320 --> 0:07:40.000 Oh yeah, did you learn Roman numerals at primary school? 0:07:40.040 --> 0:07:40.520 High school? 0:07:41.640 --> 0:07:42.040 Eleven? 0:07:42.480 --> 0:07:42.960 That's it? 0:07:43.200 --> 0:07:46.640 Cricket, that's it. It's the xnent one so X is 0:07:46.640 --> 0:07:49.800 obviously ten and I knew as well? Is it ten? 0:07:50.280 --> 0:07:52.760 What's what's five? Is it v V? Yeah? V? I 0:07:52.800 --> 0:07:55.680 knew that and eight as well as in first eight yes, 0:07:56.560 --> 0:08:02.720 three weeks. Yeah, yeah, well choose you're smart. Oh my gosh. Anyway, 0:08:02.760 --> 0:08:06.600 let's just move on from that. San Francisco v. Kansas City. 0:08:06.640 --> 0:08:08.200 What about this? So I reckon they're going to break 0:08:08.240 --> 0:08:11.400 the all time viewership record in America. It was set 0:08:11.440 --> 0:08:13.520 back in twenty fifteen Pats v. Sattle one hundred and 0:08:13.560 --> 0:08:16.240 fourteen point eight million. They're definitely going to break that. 0:08:16.440 --> 0:08:16.720 Yeah. 0:08:16.760 --> 0:08:19.120 With Taylor swift Mania gripping the Super. 0:08:18.920 --> 0:08:21.400 Bowl, Yeah, absolutely, it's going to be huge today. 0:08:21.440 --> 0:08:23.920 What time is the actual game on just so I know, 0:08:24.040 --> 0:08:25.640 so I can tune in for the halftime games. 0:08:25.680 --> 0:08:26.720 That's about ten, doesn't it. 0:08:26.720 --> 0:08:28.400 Yeah, Australian time. 0:08:28.720 --> 0:08:31.560 Yeah, and so the halftime will probably be about midday 0:08:32.440 --> 0:08:32.960 round about. 0:08:33.440 --> 0:08:33.720 Yeah. 0:08:34.000 --> 0:08:35.880 The long it goes for a long time. He just 0:08:35.920 --> 0:08:39.200 quickly as well. Westerndies the Australia Last Night Australia one. 0:08:39.280 --> 0:08:42.080 Glenn Maxwell's unbelievable big shot out to the best looking 0:08:42.080 --> 0:08:45.520 bloken cricket and that's Spencer Johnson two for thirty nine. 0:08:45.520 --> 0:08:47.080 As you return to the Australian lineup. 0:08:47.120 --> 0:08:50.000 Did you interview Spencer Johnson on Friday? 0:08:50.320 --> 0:08:50.560 Yeah? 0:08:50.840 --> 0:08:54.480 It is this close to run on my fingers. Well, 0:08:56.000 --> 0:08:57.120 the camera's about rolling. 0:08:57.080 --> 0:09:01.440 About crack it takes you afterwards. Spencer Johnson's hair is 0:09:01.480 --> 0:09:02.240 on poison. 0:09:02.800 --> 0:09:04.280 Yeah. I don't think it's ever been. I don't think 0:09:04.280 --> 0:09:06.000 he even does anything. It just does its own thing 0:09:06.040 --> 0:09:07.199 and what it does is perfect. 0:09:07.320 --> 0:09:10.760 Yeah, it is like the flow is incredible. Did you okay, 0:09:10.920 --> 0:09:13.600 all right, let's drill down here. Did you actually mention his. 0:09:13.559 --> 0:09:14.280 Hair to him? 0:09:14.400 --> 0:09:14.559 No? 0:09:14.559 --> 0:09:16.720 No, no you didn't. You kept it professional. 0:09:16.800 --> 0:09:17.920 I kept a professional of course. 0:09:18.000 --> 0:09:19.640 Did you ask him for a few hair tips? 0:09:21.000 --> 0:09:23.240 Because you would have looked at mine. I mean like, sorry, mate, 0:09:23.520 --> 0:09:24.640 it's past. 0:09:25.000 --> 0:09:25.920 That ship is sales. 0:09:26.160 --> 0:09:29.600 We can't say that disgusting wispy mop of yours. 0:09:29.679 --> 0:09:34.000 It's not it's not disgusting anyway. But it's no Spencer Johnson. 0:09:34.000 --> 0:09:36.640 There's certainly no Spencer Johnson mop. That's for sure enough, 0:09:36.760 --> 0:09:40.360 my disgusting hair. Hey, how much do you scroll your phone? 0:09:40.400 --> 0:09:41.440 And is it an issue? 0:09:42.840 --> 0:09:44.679 Will quite a bit like do you know how it 0:09:44.720 --> 0:09:46.640 pops up on your screen? You've had this many scrolling 0:09:46.640 --> 0:09:48.319 hours a week and you go, yeah. 0:09:48.280 --> 0:09:51.000 That's alarming, isn't it. I've set that to Instagram to 0:09:51.080 --> 0:09:52.560 tell me after I've been on for at least an 0:09:52.600 --> 0:09:54.880 hour a day. Yeah right, I tell you what. Most 0:09:55.160 --> 0:09:56.760 days it pops up in the am. 0:09:56.800 --> 0:10:03.520 And yet you never no, it's not a worker. You're 0:10:03.559 --> 0:10:05.600 a horrible, dirty, purvy lourker. 0:10:05.640 --> 0:10:07.839 I look at everyone's stories, but I'll never post one 0:10:07.840 --> 0:10:08.080 for me. 0:10:08.320 --> 0:10:10.560 Oh, your gross little internet fiend. 0:10:10.640 --> 0:10:13.439 How very exposed I am. You might like to live 0:10:13.440 --> 0:10:15.679 in this little place in France with a population of 0:10:15.720 --> 0:10:19.240 fewer than two thousand people. A small French village, Saint Port, 0:10:19.440 --> 0:10:22.720 south of Paris, has voted on a groundbreaking decision so 0:10:22.840 --> 0:10:24.839 last week and Joe's the Residence improved a measure that's 0:10:24.840 --> 0:10:29.040 going to restrict smartphone use in public spaces. The initiative, 0:10:29.080 --> 0:10:33.920 spearheaded by Mayor Vincenti, aims at a curb excessive screen 0:10:34.000 --> 0:10:38.000 time and promote a more meaningful human interactions, meaning if 0:10:38.040 --> 0:10:41.560 you get done aimlessly scrolling your phone, you could genuinely 0:10:41.600 --> 0:10:42.800 get in trouble with the law. 0:10:42.840 --> 0:10:43.880 Great, I love this. 0:10:44.120 --> 0:10:44.880 Oh you're all for this. 0:10:45.000 --> 0:10:48.720 Oh my god. There are two places that people shouldn't scroll. 0:10:48.800 --> 0:10:51.360 One is it an airport, Oh my god, everyone's busy, 0:10:51.360 --> 0:10:53.640 We're trying to get places and people just wander through 0:10:53.760 --> 0:10:55.599 aimlessly scrolling on their fights. 0:10:55.360 --> 0:10:57.360 Move They're probably looking at their flight details. 0:10:57.480 --> 0:10:59.520 No, they're not look up on the board. If you're 0:10:59.520 --> 0:11:01.520 doing that, they're just scrolling the Internet. 0:11:01.520 --> 0:11:04.040 They're probably getting the latest on Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey. 0:11:04.080 --> 0:11:05.080 What's going on there? Yeah? 0:11:05.200 --> 0:11:07.080 And then the other one is in the middle of 0:11:07.120 --> 0:11:07.560 the street. 0:11:07.640 --> 0:11:09.440 I swear to god, I picked my kid up from 0:11:09.520 --> 0:11:11.680 dance on Melbourne Street the other day and there's this 0:11:11.720 --> 0:11:15.600 woman who's just like, wasn't he walking hazy? Just stopped 0:11:15.640 --> 0:11:18.360 in the middle of the footpath. There's hundreds of parents 0:11:18.440 --> 0:11:20.200 collecting their kids just stood there. 0:11:20.360 --> 0:11:23.600 That's annoying. Yeah, she's like, what's going on with Taylor Swift? 0:11:25.160 --> 0:11:26.760 And she didn't move, So I just pushed her into 0:11:26.800 --> 0:11:27.439 the gutter. 0:11:28.280 --> 0:11:30.040 He did. Yeah, you go the other way. It's super 0:11:30.040 --> 0:11:32.280 aggressive the other way. But what about it to look 0:11:32.280 --> 0:11:35.920 at it from a different direction? Looking at your phone sometimes, 0:11:35.920 --> 0:11:38.000 and for me a lot of time, saves a lot 0:11:38.040 --> 0:11:40.599 of social awkwardness. Yeah, right, Like, particularly if you're a 0:11:40.640 --> 0:11:43.679 crowded cafe and maybe you know someone in the corner. Yes, 0:11:43.760 --> 0:11:45.439 and to pretend you're quite busy on your phone. 0:11:45.520 --> 0:11:46.000 Yeah. 0:11:46.080 --> 0:11:48.840 So the opposite to this is I'm scared that less 0:11:49.400 --> 0:11:52.440 phone time would create more opportunity to go face to 0:11:52.440 --> 0:11:55.800 face with strangers. And we don't know how to interact 0:11:55.800 --> 0:11:58.360 with strangers anymore. So I don't want to be looking 0:11:58.360 --> 0:12:01.120 at a stranger and in return I get a what 0:12:01.160 --> 0:12:02.080 the fuck are you looking? 0:12:05.800 --> 0:12:05.920 So? 0:12:06.000 --> 0:12:08.240 Is that what we want in this small, little French village? 0:12:08.440 --> 0:12:11.920 Less screen time? More of this? Did you want? You're 0:12:12.000 --> 0:12:17.360 doing fines? Please? Now that's a job. That was a joke. 0:12:17.679 --> 0:12:22.720 That's a job, job, a terrible job. It's a redemption 0:12:22.840 --> 0:12:27.679 to it. Yeah, because the feedback from last week was raw, honest, 0:12:28.280 --> 0:12:30.240 brutal and really confronting. 0:12:30.400 --> 0:12:30.719 Yeah it was. 0:12:31.040 --> 0:12:31.280 It was. 0:12:31.360 --> 0:12:32.800 I mean the common thing wasd be better. 0:12:32.960 --> 0:12:34.160 Yeah, better. 0:12:34.280 --> 0:12:35.240 So I've poked the bear. 0:12:35.160 --> 0:12:37.080 With me because now I'm just going to go to 0:12:37.120 --> 0:12:38.880 one hundred and it's still a really dirty one. 0:12:38.920 --> 0:12:41.680 And the news read Abby, who was just the absolute virtue, 0:12:41.840 --> 0:12:44.559 So in this space is going to accept not feedback 0:12:44.600 --> 0:12:45.920 like that. So I cried. 0:12:46.240 --> 0:12:48.560 I cried all last week. I got home and just 0:12:48.600 --> 0:12:49.480 bulled my eyes out. 0:12:49.559 --> 0:12:50.559 And that was before the joke. 0:12:50.880 --> 0:12:53.880 Yeah, and my parents sat me down and said, Abby, 0:12:54.000 --> 0:12:55.439 for God's sake, to be better. 0:12:55.679 --> 0:12:58.640 People of Adelaide have spoken, Yeah we need you, Yeah, 0:12:58.679 --> 0:12:59.920 we need you in this space weeks. 0:13:00.360 --> 0:13:03.000 Alright, alright, ladies, it's on asks to be better this 0:13:03.040 --> 0:13:04.600 time around. Do you want me to kick things off? 0:13:04.600 --> 0:13:04.920 You go on? 0:13:04.960 --> 0:13:07.000 Then here we go, Here we go. Hey, what did 0:13:07.000 --> 0:13:09.440 the elephant say to the naked man? 0:13:10.480 --> 0:13:11.160 What did he say? 0:13:11.360 --> 0:13:18.840 It's cute? But can it pick up peanuts? I have 0:13:18.880 --> 0:13:21.280 no idea what it means. I have no idea what 0:13:21.320 --> 0:13:21.680 that joke? 0:13:22.120 --> 0:13:27.560 It's oh, I'm next, that's all right, Okay. 0:13:27.880 --> 0:13:30.440 A mom and her son were sitting in the living 0:13:30.520 --> 0:13:33.880 room and the son says to the mum, Hey, mum, 0:13:34.120 --> 0:13:35.839 I know like I'm a boy, but did you want 0:13:35.840 --> 0:13:38.880 a girl or a boy? And she replies, honey, I 0:13:38.960 --> 0:13:39.920 just wanted a backgrub. 0:13:44.280 --> 0:13:46.319 It's good. 0:13:47.440 --> 0:13:49.360 Who else has been in that space? Put your hand up? 0:13:54.040 --> 0:13:56.080 My hands not up? The only mom with the kids? 0:13:57.080 --> 0:13:57.480 Four time? 0:13:58.040 --> 0:13:59.439 Yeah? Okay you ready? 0:13:59.640 --> 0:13:59.840 Yep? 0:14:00.400 --> 0:14:04.360 So hazy and abby. Three women are sitting on a 0:14:04.360 --> 0:14:07.400 park bench. So a man in a trench coat comes 0:14:07.480 --> 0:14:09.000 up and he flushes them. 0:14:09.559 --> 0:14:10.480 Can you believe that? 0:14:10.480 --> 0:14:12.640 That's crazy? Crazy? 0:14:14.120 --> 0:14:18.160 The first woman had a stroke, killed over, the second 0:14:18.200 --> 0:14:21.760 woman had a stroke, and the third woman couldn't quite. 0:14:21.520 --> 0:14:38.920 Reach you understand, So what's happening here? What do you made? 0:14:38.960 --> 0:14:41.360 This stroke? Is this particular type of stroke? 0:14:41.400 --> 0:14:46.360 Contagious's body goes back? 0:14:47.640 --> 0:14:48.640 You've won this week? 0:14:49.440 --> 0:14:50.240 That was a good one. 0:14:50.320 --> 0:14:52.280 I've been cooped up all morning in the house. I 0:14:52.440 --> 0:14:53.600 just needed to get that out. 0:14:53.640 --> 0:14:55.360 And apparently that's an original you wrote that. 0:14:58.160 --> 0:15:01.280 Just seeing shots of Travis Kelsey arriving at the super Bowl. 0:15:01.480 --> 0:15:03.360 It's an interesting kit that he's wearing, isn't it. 0:15:03.640 --> 0:15:05.760 He really goes for it, doesn't he? Well spark this 0:15:05.840 --> 0:15:07.560 sort of Michael Jackson esque. 0:15:07.600 --> 0:15:10.480 Jacket you know more than me, But all the all 0:15:10.520 --> 0:15:13.280 the players in the States who are superstars really get 0:15:13.320 --> 0:15:14.800 into like dressing up to arrive. 0:15:15.200 --> 0:15:17.000 Yeah, not just the NFL players as well, the NBA 0:15:17.040 --> 0:15:19.040 players think Russell Westbrook and some of those guys are 0:15:19.240 --> 0:15:22.160 really west Mount rageous kids. Kyle Kuzmi, if you know 0:15:22.200 --> 0:15:25.080 what I'm talking about. Yeah, thirty twenty four to ten. 0:15:26.480 --> 0:15:28.880 What did you get into because of your partner? How 0:15:28.960 --> 0:15:32.440 many people do you think are watching the NFL today 0:15:32.920 --> 0:15:35.520 purely because their partners into Tyler Swift? 0:15:35.640 --> 0:15:38.400 And you wonder how much Taitu was into the NFL 0:15:38.640 --> 0:15:40.560 before she started dating one of the players. 0:15:40.880 --> 0:15:42.920 Yes, yeah, you'd love to just sit her down and 0:15:43.040 --> 0:15:43.840 just test her knowledge. 0:15:44.000 --> 0:15:48.360 Yes, absolutely, it happens though, like I can't say I 0:15:48.440 --> 0:15:51.080 had a vested interest in ice hockey before I met my. 0:15:51.120 --> 0:15:54.800 Own Sorry, I don't believe you. Are you telling me 0:15:55.000 --> 0:15:57.360 that you didn't have a passion for Australian ice hockey 0:15:57.400 --> 0:15:58.400 before you met your husband? 0:15:58.520 --> 0:15:59.440 Isn't that strange? 0:16:01.000 --> 0:16:01.160 I know? 0:16:01.360 --> 0:16:04.000 But here we are, and now I'll find myself sitting 0:16:04.080 --> 0:16:07.280 down watching the NHL even when my husband's not home. 0:16:07.400 --> 0:16:11.520 It's funny because thanks to my wife, car I very 0:16:11.600 --> 0:16:17.840 much got into ice. And when I say ice, of course, 0:16:17.880 --> 0:16:21.120 I mean frozen water. Their family business, of course was 0:16:21.280 --> 0:16:23.840 Adelaide ice, now Arctic ice. 0:16:25.680 --> 0:16:27.480 You're looking around the room, and everyone was horrified. 0:16:28.240 --> 0:16:31.000 I can't lie and that that was a family business. 0:16:31.040 --> 0:16:32.760 So for a few summers as well, I would help 0:16:32.800 --> 0:16:35.120 out and I would deliver ice in some of the vans. 0:16:35.200 --> 0:16:37.360 And there you go, didn't you crash a vent? 0:16:37.600 --> 0:16:39.720 I did crash a van on the first day. First day, 0:16:39.840 --> 0:16:41.480 good stuff. The other thing that I got into because 0:16:41.480 --> 0:16:44.160 of my partner car was little dogs. So I was 0:16:44.200 --> 0:16:46.280 born and raised on the farm where it was purely 0:16:46.400 --> 0:16:49.080 either border collie or kelpies. Yes, and I had this 0:16:49.200 --> 0:16:51.720 sort of I don't know. I'd always look at little 0:16:51.800 --> 0:16:53.440 white fluffy dogs and be like, do you know what 0:16:53.720 --> 0:16:56.080 they're not for me? Little white fluffy ones. 0:16:56.880 --> 0:16:58.280 I have to say that I don't know a lot 0:16:58.320 --> 0:17:01.040 of men that are into little fluffy dogs that yup 0:17:01.080 --> 0:17:01.280 a lot. 0:17:01.520 --> 0:17:01.720 Yes. 0:17:02.000 --> 0:17:04.240 And also in your case with Indiana, she used to 0:17:04.760 --> 0:17:05.520 pee everywhere. 0:17:05.600 --> 0:17:08.120 Oh, she was a world champion of wing untiles. 0:17:08.440 --> 0:17:10.439 But well, to be fair, she was in continent. 0:17:10.520 --> 0:17:11.960 She was at the end she had a bit of 0:17:11.960 --> 0:17:16.440 a back issue. But I have never loved an animal more. 0:17:17.119 --> 0:17:19.240 She was a Maltese pool. Unfortunately she passed away not 0:17:19.320 --> 0:17:21.000 too long ago. She was fifteen, so she had a 0:17:21.119 --> 0:17:24.120 very very good innings. But because of that, I've never 0:17:24.720 --> 0:17:26.640 loved an animal. And now when I see a little white, 0:17:26.680 --> 0:17:28.800 fluffy thing, I we the first to jump on all 0:17:28.800 --> 0:17:29.880 fours and give you a nice, big pat. 0:17:30.040 --> 0:17:32.520 There are rumors that you were spotted a lot walking 0:17:32.600 --> 0:17:34.440