Speaker 1: Christmas Sun Show.
Speaker 2: Oh hey, oh hey, welcome to your Monday Jack.
Speaker 1: Thank you Swan.
Speaker 2: I was just running. I can't believe I can run.
Speaker 2: I actually can't. Every time I break out into a
Speaker 2: little jog, I go, well, I'm doing this and I'm not.
Speaker 2: My boobs aren't falling. Actually, my boobs have fallen out
Speaker 2: of the bottom of my bras have they?
Speaker 3: Yeah, give them a quick adjustment. You can do it now, Mark,
Speaker 3: I wants to put it on Instagram.
Speaker 2: How was your weekend?
Speaker 1: It was fantastic. Thank you.
Speaker 3: A happy birthday to our beautiful producer, one of my
Speaker 3: oldest friends, Tom.
Speaker 2: How old are you Tom, So, Marina asked me, and
Speaker 2: I said, I don't want to say twenty seven, twenty eight,
Speaker 2: twenty eight, twenty eight.
Speaker 3: So we celebrated his birthday Friday night, and then I
Speaker 3: spent Saturday and Sunday with my parents.
Speaker 1: Which was beautiful.
Speaker 2: Oh so, yes, I know what that means. Friday was
Speaker 2: a very big night.
Speaker 3: I want to hear about your weekend because you hosted
Speaker 3: people at your house on Friday night.
Speaker 2: I sure did, and I ate the most delicious food ever.
Speaker 2: In fact, let's do that. Thirteen twenty four to ten
Speaker 2: what was the most delicious thing you ate on the weekend?
Speaker 2: Say good ay and tell us the Chrissy Swan Show,
Speaker 2: Chrissy Sayday. Amazing food moments that occurred this weekend Friday
Speaker 2: included Do you include Friday on the weekend?
Speaker 3: By the way, Absolutely, the minute we walk out of
Speaker 3: this studio at four pm, it is the weekend.
Speaker 4: The weekend has started.
Speaker 2: Well, I entertain on Friday night because, as you know,
Speaker 2: I'm mentoring my hosting call era.
Speaker 1: I would say you've entered it. I'd say you were
Speaker 1: in it.
Speaker 2: I'm in it.
Speaker 4: I am in it.
Speaker 2: And you know what, I very rarely talk myself up,
Speaker 2: but I think I might be quite good at it.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, you were.
Speaker 3: I went to your fiftieth Your Yellow Party last year,
Speaker 3: and it was one of the probably the best home
Speaker 3: hosted events I've attended.
Speaker 2: Isn't that a miracle? I think it's because I'm obsessed
Speaker 2: with making people comfortable and happy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's yours.
Speaker 2: That's why I'm good at it. I've been in a
Speaker 2: lifetime of practice.
Speaker 1: Well, your love language would be gifts, right, Well.
Speaker 2: No, my love language is come. I don't know what
Speaker 2: the specific term is, but it's like no acts of service,
Speaker 2: active service, acts of service. Yeah, that's what I like
Speaker 2: to do for people. I don't know what mine is.
Speaker 1: Though I remember one of the best.
Speaker 3: Another really great home host event you did was when
Speaker 3: we worked on Christy Salmon Brownie in Melbourne Breakfast Show.
Speaker 1: And you hope you had this big, beautiful platter of oysters. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and we all rocked up and I've.
Speaker 3: Still got the visual of those oysters on the big
Speaker 3: George Chencey.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's rain in my memory.
Speaker 2: Just like to treat people that I love, and I
Speaker 2: did that on Friday night. Everything was just so delicious
Speaker 2: and so lovely. But I want to give a specific
Speaker 2: shout out, and this is what I'm asking you. Thirteen
Speaker 2: twenty four ten. It was the most delicious, memorable thing
Speaker 2: you ate all weekend. You would not remember because you
Speaker 2: were not born. But in the eighties there was a
Speaker 2: very fleeting, wonderful moment of milk bar time where you
Speaker 2: could get an ice cream called a Sconer. Now, if
Speaker 2: you're in your car or you know, at work, nodding
Speaker 2: your head, this was the ad for the sconer.
Speaker 3: Screaming through the evening, scamming through a long way, gonna
Speaker 3: get ahold.
Speaker 2: Of a cool Peter Sconer. You understand a cool Pi Schoner.
Speaker 1: You Sconer creamy, smooth Peter's natural ice cream with pure
Speaker 1: obtaining apricots and makes sense on the.
Speaker 2: Cool Peter Sconer.
Speaker 1: That's a creepy ad man.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2: And the weird thing is that, you know, with my
Speaker 2: advertising marketing background, the Sconer was clearly a female ice cream.
Speaker 2: Women loved it. It was in the time before we sper.
Speaker 2: You know how mums love we spars. Mums loved Sconer,
Speaker 2: and obviously the marketers went.
Speaker 4: How do we get more blokes boying it?
Speaker 2: And so they released that was basically a VB ad
Speaker 2: but they were the most delicious ice creams. They had
Speaker 2: apric for starters Apricot who has that? So it was
Speaker 2: like a sweet gelato Apricot with vanilla ice cream around it,
Speaker 2: and within the vanilla ice cream was hints of coconut,
Speaker 2: peanut and sesame seeds. Most unusual, I know, and I've
Speaker 2: never forgotten it, and I've never gotten over it like
Speaker 2: I get over long term relationships a lot longer than
Speaker 2: a lot quicker than I have over the discontinuation of
Speaker 2: the Sconer. I recreated the Sconer for the dinner party
Speaker 2: on Friday, and was it.
Speaker 1: A hit or a flop?
Speaker 2: Jack?
Speaker 5: It was?
Speaker 2: People were silenced. Wow, yes, because for Pegs. For Christmas,
Speaker 2: I bought peg a fancy ice cream machine, and of
Speaker 2: course I'm the only one that uses it. And I
Speaker 2: made the apricot gelato from scratch, and then I made
Speaker 2: the vanilla ice cream, and I toasted everything into perfection
Speaker 2: and mixed the vanilla ice cream in with the sesame seeds.
Speaker 1: And it was so good.
Speaker 3: Get the woman back on Master Chef thirteen twenty four
Speaker 3: to ten, say good I and tell us the most
Speaker 3: delicious thing you tried this weekday?
Speaker 2: I made the skoner on Master Chef, I'd forget the apricot.
Speaker 2: Hello Diana, Hello, how are you hi? Happy Monday to you.
Speaker 2: What was the most delicious thing you ate on the weekend?
Speaker 6: Well, it was my daughter's birthday.
Speaker 2: And how old is she turning?
Speaker 6: She turned fifteen?
Speaker 2: Oh big one?
Speaker 4: How gorgeous?
Speaker 6: Well yeah, and so what we did was we made Mexican.
Speaker 6: But it was because you look with your or you
Speaker 6: eat with your eyes. With all the condiments like the
Speaker 6: cheese and the WACAMOLEI and the tomatoes, yes, difference to meat,
Speaker 6: all in black bowls, and so you just usually it
Speaker 6: looked fabulous and you would.
Speaker 2: Have felt so up yourself. Diana got on you so and.
Speaker 5: It was great.
Speaker 6: It was really tasty and lots of lime juice and
Speaker 6: it was a really good miral yum.
Speaker 3: And it would have looked great on her Instagram, which
Speaker 3: is most important. Diana. You've got a Baker's Delight voucher
Speaker 3: on the way to let's go.
Speaker 1: To meet Mick. What was the yummiest thing you ate
Speaker 1: on the weekend?
Speaker 3: A couple of Tomahawk's teakes.
Speaker 7: Let me marinated.
Speaker 5: It's a sultant and barbecue rub three hours in the
Speaker 5: spoke cooker and then reversed on the barbecue plate.
Speaker 4: The old reverse sea my favorite.
Speaker 7: I've never heard it the other week and I tried
Speaker 7: it great.
Speaker 4: I've tried it too.
Speaker 2: It was good.
Speaker 1: I'll try this weekend Speak of Delight voucher for you.
Speaker 8: Mike.
Speaker 2: The Christy is One show. Now I've heard something that
Speaker 2: beggars belief. You said a sentence to me earlier, and
Speaker 2: I said, I got to take this to my people.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four to ten. I'm thinking of a band
Speaker 2: that fits the sentence, the biggest band in the world.
Speaker 2: Does anyone in the known universe, or at least listening
Speaker 2: to the Chrissy Swantow right now, ever, contemplate that the
Speaker 2: words Slipknot come to mind? Thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 2: Do you believe that Slipknot is the biggest band in
Speaker 2: the world, because I don't think we're going to find
Speaker 2: a single person, nor do I. And if you, if
Speaker 2: you want to play along, please do thirteen twenty four
Speaker 2: to ten. If you don't think that's not is the
Speaker 2: biggest band in the world, give me an example of
Speaker 2: one that could be.
Speaker 3: The reason we speak of this is I was sitting
Speaker 3: at the pub Friday night before our producer Tom's birthday,
Speaker 3: and I was with my mates Cam and Campbell and Kobe.
Speaker 3: And Kobe had to run off and I said.
Speaker 1: Where are you going to?
Speaker 2: Didn't you the memo that you're not allowed to eat
Speaker 2: at the table unless he got the name starts with.
Speaker 3: A anyway, Kbe goes, I'm going to Flamington to see Slipknot?
Speaker 3: I said, sorry, what he goes? Are you joking? You
Speaker 3: work in radio? I said, no, like, what are you
Speaker 3: talking about? What Slipnot? I thought it was some sort
Speaker 3: of circus. I thought maybe he was taking his nieces
Speaker 3: and nephews. He goes, Slipknot, They're like the biggest band
Speaker 3: in the world.
Speaker 2: The biggest band in the world. Get your hand off, Kobe,
Speaker 2: in what universe are slip Not the biggest band in
Speaker 2: the world.
Speaker 3: And he goes, they're huge, like you, and then he
Speaker 3: starts playing me some of their music.
Speaker 2: Listen, I've got nothing against Slipknot.
Speaker 3: Fabulous, Really, I wouldn't say fabulous awful.
Speaker 2: Listen, I'm not typing in Slipknot Radio into my Spoti finals,
Speaker 2: so you know that's not going to be featured on
Speaker 2: Cole's radio. However, each to their own true great band
Speaker 2: been around for ages, has some tunes. They are not
Speaker 2: the biggest band in the world.
Speaker 1: They are not. Kobe is kidding himself there kidding.
Speaker 3: The other thing Kobe told me that scared me is
Speaker 3: apparently they do these like death circles at Slipknot shows
Speaker 3: where everyone like punches on whilst the show is happening.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's sound.
Speaker 1: That's fresh.
Speaker 3: Hold thirteen, twenty four to ten do you agree with
Speaker 3: my mate Kobe that Slipnot are the biggest band in
Speaker 3: the world.
Speaker 1: Let's go to Melswani.
Speaker 4: Hi, I'm mel, Hello, Chrissy, how are you good?
Speaker 2: Mate? Now you you're going to jump to Slipknot's.
Speaker 4: Defense, of course I am.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying that they're a bad band, Mel, I'm
Speaker 2: just saying that they are not the biggest band in
Speaker 2: the world.
Speaker 6: There's some people.
Speaker 1: No, so now you would argue that they are.
Speaker 6: Of course I would. I've seen them on Friday at
Speaker 6: not Fest.
Speaker 1: Not Best.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Mel, I feel like you and I
Speaker 2: are going to have what what do they call them?
Speaker 2: The death circle? You and I are going to fight
Speaker 2: it out. They can't be And I think it's generational
Speaker 2: as well, like someone of my age might go, oh, well,
Speaker 2: you know, you too were the biggest band in the world.
Speaker 2: But it's never slip Not. Come on, Mel, not never.
Speaker 6: Chrissy, you've got a closed mind here, mate, not never
Speaker 6: never say never.
Speaker 3: And now speak of this circle that my mate was
Speaker 3: telling me about where everyone fights.
Speaker 1: Is that a real thing?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is a real thing.
Speaker 7: It's more of an American thing.
Speaker 1: So what happens?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they literally run.
Speaker 8: Around and punch on, but that didn't happen here.
Speaker 1: And how was your evening?
Speaker 9: It was amazing?
Speaker 2: And when during this punch on situation do people like
Speaker 2: get clocked and then go yeah, I got I.
Speaker 6: Was part of it, but no doubt I'm not in
Speaker 6: that part. I like a mosh pit, but yeah, not dead.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm glad that we found someone that loves them.
Speaker 3: You were going to send you a Baker's Delight voucher.
Speaker 3: Let's go to Harris.
Speaker 2: Just imagine me and Mel opposite each other at dinner
Speaker 2: with her in a slip not outfit and me and
Speaker 2: my tinsely Taylor's round glass. Hallo, Harris, Okay, biggest band
Speaker 2: in the world, slipknot y slash in I reckon laugh.
Speaker 1: I would say I would.
Speaker 2: Say yes that they they had been more successful and
Speaker 2: more popular. What's your favorite? What's your favorite Aki Daka song?
Speaker 6: Oh got to be Thunderstruck.
Speaker 7: That's she wanted to be. That's what Guneral song was
Speaker 7: going to be.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's iconic. So much harras Baker's Delight
Speaker 3: voucher for you. Let's finish with Enza swany Inza.
Speaker 2: Kobe Jack's friend said that Slipknot are the biggest band
Speaker 2: in the world.
Speaker 4: What are your thoughts on concerns about this statement?
Speaker 6: Never heard of them in my life.
Speaker 2: The Christy Swan Show, the Chrissy Swan Shows.
Speaker 10: Australia's the largest fashion papal Meldon Fashion Festival is back
Speaker 10: at the large paypals.
Speaker 4: Jack's Vivz.
Speaker 2: I mean, look, I'm personally thrilled because obviously I've paid
Speaker 2: for this through my excessive use of PayPal. Correct surely
Speaker 2: there's a you know, a dollar per transaction or something,
Speaker 2: and I've made about four million. It's very exciting news.
Speaker 2: I feel like a proud mother slash girlfriend slash best friend.
Speaker 2: You are walking in a fashion show at Melbourne Fashion Festival.
Speaker 2: It's I don't want to freak you out because I
Speaker 2: can see in your eyes you are nervous, yes, and
Speaker 2: you've got like dry mouth, like a little cockatoo. But
Speaker 2: it is a really big deal and I think you're
Speaker 2: gonna nail it.
Speaker 1: Thank you. I love that you are backing me in.
Speaker 3: I like our good friend brook warn is like, don't
Speaker 3: make out like you're nervous or you're like scared of this.
Speaker 1: Oh you love it.
Speaker 3: I'm like no, No, Brook, I love yeah, if you follow
Speaker 3: me on Instagram, Shore, I like posing for a photo,
Speaker 3: but walking down a runway is like a skill that
Speaker 3: models possess.
Speaker 1: I am not a model and I don't have that skill.
Speaker 2: And also, I mean not everybody is born with the
Speaker 2: bravado that Brook worn and her dad, but born nothing
Speaker 2: nothing scares them. Now it's a very exciting opportunity. Obviously,
Speaker 2: I am going to be there front and center. Got
Speaker 2: to work out what I'm wearing too.
Speaker 3: No, well, I'm currently in the process of sorting that out,
Speaker 3: but we do need to commit to you being in black.
Speaker 3: Chris Jenna like square sunglasses a hundred percent.
Speaker 2: I'm actually thinking of an Anna Winter, a wig, a
Speaker 2: bob oh, let's find one somewhere. But it's not just
Speaker 2: me that is going to be there. We are inviting
Speaker 2: I'm so excited your supporters, your listeners, your family, listeners
Speaker 2: of the Christy Swan Show are able to enter and come.
Speaker 4: And we have the first one.
Speaker 11: Hello Sarah, Hello, how are you?
Speaker 2: I Am going to see you on Thursday evening at
Speaker 2: Topper I know, yes, at the very fancy Melbourne Fashion Festival.
Speaker 2: We're going to be there. We can't. I have been
Speaker 2: told though, I can't be embarrassing and I can't be
Speaker 2: overly enthusiastic.
Speaker 4: So as long.
Speaker 6: As I'm going to be embarrassing an enthusiastic.
Speaker 2: No, you must not. You must pull a poker faces.
Speaker 2: If you've seen this beautiful boy do this many many
Speaker 2: times over. Now you just you being there is support enough.
Speaker 2: But I do believe song choices make all the difference.
Speaker 6: Oh absolutely, I am so with you. Okay, So you
Speaker 6: definitely need to make it fun. Maybe some genuine ponies.
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, Sarah, I don't.
Speaker 3: Want to start trying to trying to like turn people on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's it's classy, it's not. It's it's like
Speaker 2: Melbourne Fashion Festival, not magic Mike.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2: What about this one?
Speaker 4: This is my choice, Sarah. What do you think?
Speaker 2: Imagine the lights go down, they come up again. Our
Speaker 2: boys at the end of the catwalk. He's frozen like this.
Speaker 2: He doesn't make eye contact with anyone because he's too
Speaker 2: beautiful and too cool. One hand in a pocket, the
Speaker 2: thumb is out because his hands are too big for
Speaker 2: the little tiny pockets you know what I mean, And
Speaker 2: he struts down. He avoids eye contacts. He's about to
Speaker 2: poo his pants. What do you think girls on feb
Speaker 2: I love it?
Speaker 6: Okay, yes, it's great, it's good.
Speaker 3: Hopefully the people at Melbourne Fashion Festival are listening to
Speaker 3: this now, Sarah. Because I appreciate you coming to support
Speaker 3: me so much, I'm very thrilled to say that you
Speaker 3: will be staying at the Langham Hotel and that we
Speaker 3: will be flying you into Melbourne from Adams for this event. Real.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much.
Speaker 6: I am so excited to support you.
Speaker 1: You're going to rocket you aah, very kind, Sarah.
Speaker 2: I don't I don't know if you're an eater or not,
Speaker 2: but my god, the buffet at the Langham.
Speaker 1: Crikey, this is perfect.
Speaker 2: I mean I hope they sell Elasser sized pants at
Speaker 2: this fashion festival.
Speaker 3: All right, Sarah, we will see you Thursday night. Thank
Speaker 3: you so much for coming.
Speaker 1: Australia's largest fashion event.
Speaker 3: PayPal Melbourne Fashion Festival is back until March eighth. For tickets,
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Speaker 2: Are you so excited? If you want to join us me,
Speaker 2: Sarah and Jack and Tom whose birthday it is today,
Speaker 2: make sure you're to survive the Nova Player act the
Speaker 2: Chrissy Swan Show. The Oscars have finished. This is officially
Speaker 2: a spoiler alert. Chrissies click mean, I'm sad, so am
Speaker 2: I our girl, our girl didn't win, so we are
Speaker 2: all about Demi more and given the run up, the
Speaker 2: successful run up she's had with this. She won the
Speaker 2: SAG for the substance and she won the other one.
Speaker 4: I can't think of what the Golden Globe.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she did not win any Oscar for Best Actress.
Speaker 3: Mikey Madison won it for Anora, which I've not seen.
Speaker 1: Have you seen Anura?
Speaker 2: I mean, I haven't seen a film since twenty seventeen,
Speaker 2: so of course not. I do know Mikey Madison, though,
Speaker 2: do you remember in Lockdown? I was obsessed with that
Speaker 2: Pamela Adlon series called.
Speaker 4: Get a Better Are Better Things?
Speaker 2: No, it's the most wonderful television show I've ever watched
Speaker 2: in my life. And she plays Pamela Adlon's daughter in it,
Speaker 2: one of three daughters, Okay, and it's brilliant and she
Speaker 2: is brilliant. I'm not surprised that she has won, however.
Speaker 4: I just would have thought credit where kredit was due.
Speaker 2: The woman has worked her a off for two hundred years, and.
Speaker 3: I think she thought she had it in the bag.
Speaker 3: I was watching some interviews this morning with her on
Speaker 3: the red carpet. She was so confident, she was glowing.
Speaker 3: I think everyone around her had been like, Demi, it's
Speaker 3: your year, babe, You're going to get it. It's almost
Speaker 3: like it was a lifetime achievement award.
Speaker 2: I agree they often do that, but they don't do
Speaker 2: it for women. Dogs sometimes though, like if a guy
Speaker 2: has had the same sort of career, he'll get the
Speaker 2: oscar when he's sixty. Yeah, everyone sort of knows that
Speaker 2: he wasn't best.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but she didn't do it.
Speaker 1: And Best Picture also went to a Noora Swani.
Speaker 2: What is Anora about?
Speaker 1: I believe, tom Do you want to buzz in here?
Speaker 4: Have you seen it?
Speaker 2: Tommy?
Speaker 4: I haven't seen it, but I am across it.
Speaker 11: It's about a sex worker who marries a Russian like
Speaker 11: billionaire parents come for her after it and divorce him, and.
Speaker 2: It's like pretty woman but dark Russian and obviously doesn't
Speaker 2: have a happy ending. Adrian Brody won Best Actor for
Speaker 2: Also The Brutalists. Can I just say has not aged?
Speaker 2: Adrian Brody I first saw in like a musical themed
Speaker 2: when he played a pianist. I mean, people are going
Speaker 2: to be punching their steering wheels going. Of course we
Speaker 2: know what that is. But he looked exactly the same
Speaker 2: man and that must have been thirty years ago. Raithe
Speaker 2: Fines did not win for a film called Conclave. If
Speaker 2: you don't know the story about him and the Quantus
Speaker 2: the flight Attendant, please google it.
Speaker 4: It's one of the greatest broads.
Speaker 2: And Timothy Chalomaye also did not win Best Actor for
Speaker 2: his portrayal of Bob Dylan in A Complete Unknown.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 2: The reason I'm surprised about that is because generally with
Speaker 2: the oscars and you'll be nod in your head if
Speaker 2: you sing and act in a film, true, generally you
Speaker 2: win it, you win it. And he didn't, and either
Speaker 2: did The Wicked Girl.
Speaker 3: Yeah, interesting, Swanny, that's a really good point you make.
Speaker 3: I know, Tom out produces quite upset. The Wicked Gals
Speaker 3: really haven't cleaned up for their roles in that film, and.
Speaker 1: They were unbelievable.
Speaker 3: Whilst we're on Timmy Shallamay, I'm just gonna say I
Speaker 3: love the guy, but he really missed with that yellow
Speaker 3: Javonti suit on the red carpet.
Speaker 1: Swany, what is.
Speaker 2: That such look? It is a natty length, I'll give
Speaker 2: it that much. But it does look like, you know,
Speaker 2: something on a clearance racket seed. It does is really
Speaker 2: what it looks like? Kyle a suspend and save situation.
Speaker 1: Kylie Jenner almost looks like she's in a spend and
Speaker 1: save bralette too. I love her.
Speaker 3: What I do love about those two those twenty is
Speaker 3: all of the awards shows she's attended to support him.
Speaker 3: She has skipped the red carpet and gone straight into
Speaker 3: the room.
Speaker 2: I love it so much. I think they're so classy.
Speaker 2: But I think he needs to reconsider taking her because
Speaker 2: when she goes with him to the awards ceremonies, I e.
Speaker 2: The Oscars, doesn't win all the golden globes. I don't
Speaker 2: think he won. The time he took his mum to
Speaker 2: the SAgs.
Speaker 1: He won a good luck charm.
Speaker 2: So there's a good luck charm that Let's talk about
Speaker 2: the looks I have noticed. I don't know anything about fashion, obviously,
Speaker 2: I'm going to learn when you're walking to catwork catwalk
Speaker 2: at Robyn Fashion. First of all, in three sleeps time.
Speaker 2: I don't know too much about fashion, but I can
Speaker 2: see a return here to old school glamour. The best
Speaker 2: looks that have been chosen by people that know a
Speaker 2: lot more than I do, could have been from the fifties.
Speaker 3: Yes, so you think it's so old Hollywood that Chaparelli
Speaker 3: dress ariana grande war.
Speaker 2: I mean she looks like she is wearing a antique
Speaker 2: dressing table.
Speaker 4: It's magical again.
Speaker 2: Cynthia Arrivo in a really like striking, almost like a
Speaker 2: paper cutout dress, Yes, you.
Speaker 1: Know, extraordinary like period like Yeah.
Speaker 2: And the small waist and the full skirt, magical.
Speaker 1: Velvet Louison heaven to me more.
Speaker 2: Really simple, beautiful, sparkly number. She looks incredible. I'm so
Speaker 2: sorry to me you didn't get across the line, but
Speaker 2: I just want to talk for a moment about Selena Gomez.
Speaker 2: What is going on here? I hate to say it,
Speaker 2: but is it the love of a good man? Because
Speaker 2: it seems to have coincided with her falling in love
Speaker 2: with Benny Blanco that's his name.
Speaker 1: Yes it is.
Speaker 3: Maybe it is Swanny cann Or a really great stylist.
Speaker 2: The haircut extraordinary, the outfit extraordinary, the buzzy extraordinary, the
Speaker 2: jewelry extra everything.
Speaker 4: Extraordinary, magical.
Speaker 3: Sixteen thousand glass droplets and crystal were on that dress.
Speaker 2: I mean, look, if you don't think I'm going to
Speaker 2: try and emulate that look, but from Kmart and Lovisa
Speaker 2: up to the logis, if I do get invited, then
Speaker 2: you're rear.
Speaker 10: You're right the Chrissy Swan Show, Chrissy's quizzy. Isabella is
Speaker 10: not a bella hayasbella.
Speaker 3: Hi.
Speaker 2: Hey, what a great name. Oh thank you, Chris. Let
Speaker 2: be sweet together. Let's see who you're up against. Take Casey, Hi,
Speaker 2: here you going? You know who I saw today?
Speaker 4: I mean, and this is a real stretch, but this
Speaker 4: is how my brain works.
Speaker 1: All right, let's go with you.
Speaker 2: So every time I see the name Casey, I think
Speaker 2: of Casey from High five? Does anybody knows Casey? Today,
Speaker 2: on the way to a celebratory lunch for our beautiful.
Speaker 1: Boy Tom, Yes, happy birthday Tom, I.
Speaker 2: Saw Steve also from High five.
Speaker 6: Oh, Biko, okay, it's an omen.
Speaker 2: It's an omen.
Speaker 1: It's quite something.
Speaker 2: Your name's ther Buzz's girls. Only one of you can
Speaker 2: get the bum bag. I've been told by management and
Speaker 2: by Tom, I'm not allowed to just give them away.
Speaker 2: I do not know why they cost four cents to make.
Speaker 1: Know that they're busier and more expensive.
Speaker 2: How much do they make? How much do they cost
Speaker 2: per unit?
Speaker 11: I don't really remember, but they're not They're quite expensive.
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Speaker 4: I want to talk about.
Speaker 2: Disgusting habits that you have had to endure because you're
Speaker 2: going out with someone briefly, long term, whatever. And Jack's
Speaker 2: got some other questions as well. It's a deep dive,
Speaker 2: if you will. Kathy Griffin is an American comedian, very brash,
Speaker 2: I would say, controversial, speaks her mind.
Speaker 1: Loves hanging out with Sea, loves hanging.
Speaker 2: Out with Sea allows Sea to just sit in the
Speaker 2: living room screaming.
Speaker 4: Her song.
Speaker 2: Sounds awful, so funny. But she has released this little
Speaker 2: snippet on the Tiki talkie and we are shook.
Speaker 9: This's a picture of me and my then boyfriend Jack Black.
Speaker 9: Other bros thought I was cool because I was tating,
Speaker 9: so one night I spent the night there and the
Speaker 9: next day I'm in the shower, I get off on
Speaker 9: the bath mat. I said, I need a shower towel,
Speaker 9: and he goes, you're standing on it. He knows that's
Speaker 9: straight guys. He had one bath mat slash towel that
Speaker 9: he used for both and that was it.
Speaker 8: So naturally I kept sleeping with him.
Speaker 2: Now, I mean a few things there. She says, Oh,
Speaker 2: that's straight guys. That is not straight guys. That is
Speaker 2: not any guy that I've ever met.
Speaker 3: I'm so glad that you pinpointed that comment, because that
Speaker 3: was going to be my first thing I bring up
Speaker 3: with you. I have mainly straight mates, and they are
Speaker 3: clean and their hygienic, except you Campbell, but most of
Speaker 3: them are clean and hygienic.
Speaker 2: What we cannot understand is what happened that made you
Speaker 2: think it was okay to not have any bath towels
Speaker 2: in the house and only one bath mat that you
Speaker 2: stand on when you're wet, and then you use that same.
Speaker 1: Mat to try yourself.
Speaker 2: To dry yourself. That I have so many questions as.
Speaker 3: To, oh, like the process and the method of it,
Speaker 3: like are you standing on the towel out of the shower,
Speaker 3: then the mat, the bath mat, sorry, then lifting it
Speaker 3: not to dry yourself or are you grabbing the bath
Speaker 3: mat first whilst you're in a shower, quickly drying yourself off,
Speaker 3: then laying it down in the bathroom, then stepping onto
Speaker 3: it naked already dry thirteen twenty four to ten. If
Speaker 3: you are a dude that does this, you can be anonymous.
Speaker 3: We won't judge you. I really want to speak to you,
Speaker 3: and I will give you a great prize because I
Speaker 3: just want to understand how it works.
Speaker 2: And also it must be I'm imagining having that at
Speaker 2: my place. My bath mats that I stand on are.
Speaker 1: Quite thick and rigid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so obviously Jack Blacks was just one of those
Speaker 2: like you get at a travel lodge. Yeah, must have
Speaker 2: been thin. I mean, that would be the end of
Speaker 2: the relationship. If I was having a shower at someone's house, friendship, relationship, whatever,
Speaker 2: and I said can I use your towel and they
Speaker 2: said you're standing on it, I would say, I'm leaving
Speaker 2: now and you will never see me again. Tata the
Speaker 2: Chrissy swanshow comedian Kathy Griffin has has dropped a bombshell.
Speaker 4: I didn't know that she was dating Jack Black.
Speaker 9: This was a picture of me and my then boyfriend
Speaker 9: Jack Black.
Speaker 8: Other bros thought I was cool because I was sitting him.
Speaker 9: So one night I spent the night there and the
Speaker 9: next day I'm in the shower.
Speaker 8: I get off on the bath mat.
Speaker 9: I said, I need a shower towel, and he goes,
Speaker 9: you're standing on it, you guys, that's street guys. He
Speaker 9: had one bath mat slash towel that he used for
Speaker 9: both and that was it.
Speaker 8: So naturally I kept sleeping with him.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, what well, So don't lump all straight guys
Speaker 3: into that cap.
Speaker 2: No, absolutely not. That is absolutely true. That is not
Speaker 2: no a straight guy thing. That is a no guy thing.
Speaker 1: Thirteen four to ten.
Speaker 3: Though, if you do this, because Swanni, we want to
Speaker 3: understand the process and method of it.
Speaker 2: We want it. We've got so many questions and I'm
Speaker 2: just feeling sick all over again because I've realized that
Speaker 2: the bath mat is obviously on the floor, So regardless
Speaker 2: of how clean your floor is, there's going to be
Speaker 2: floor things on it, hair flex of deodorant, do you
Speaker 2: know what I mean? And then you're wiping your clean
Speaker 2: body with something that's been on the floor.
Speaker 3: Imagine if there's a rogue nail clipping and it scratches
Speaker 3: a bit.
Speaker 2: Michael, Michael, Hello, Should I have changed your name to
Speaker 2: protect you?
Speaker 7: No, it's so good. I'm happy with my decisions.
Speaker 2: So you are on the phone on the Crazy Swan
Speaker 2: Show to tell us that you have done this.
Speaker 7: I have when I was single.
Speaker 2: Okay, So what my first question is what was the
Speaker 2: thickness of the chosen bath mat?
Speaker 7: It was just a regular towel, actually a bath mat.
Speaker 3: M And what would you do, Michael, would you use
Speaker 3: that towel as a bath mate after you've dried yourself off?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like the tap is off, what happens next? Michael?
Speaker 7: So I get it off the floor and I dry
Speaker 7: myself and then I put it back on the floor
Speaker 7: and then I step onto it.
Speaker 1: Michael, You're better than this, brother, No, Because.
Speaker 7: Let's say you do laundry. The towel is clean, you
Speaker 7: put it on the floor, it's clean, and then you shower.
Speaker 1: You're clean.
Speaker 7: So you step on the mat. That's the use the
Speaker 7: towel that's clean. You put it back on the floor
Speaker 7: that's clean, and then you're good to go for the
Speaker 7: next time. Okay, So everything's clean.
Speaker 2: All right, I sort of see where you're coming from.
Speaker 2: So let's go to the next time you've mentioned it.
Speaker 2: Where does it live after it's done that double duty
Speaker 2: on the floor or do you hang it?
Speaker 7: Depends how wet it is. Generally I would hang it
Speaker 7: up again so to dry it for the next time,
Speaker 7: But if I'm in a rush, I might just leave
Speaker 7: it there so.
Speaker 2: That you're drying your body with The next time has been.
Speaker 4: On the floor with your feet on it and stuff.
Speaker 7: Sometimes, yeah, but most of the time I've hung it
Speaker 7: up after I've stepped on it and I'm completely dry,
Speaker 7: and then I'll hang it up and then get ready.
Speaker 2: So you said that you used to do this when
Speaker 2: you were single. What was the reaction when your now
Speaker 2: wife realized that your towel slash bath matt was the
Speaker 2: same thing?
Speaker 7: Basically, your guys, is a reaction shocking horror?
Speaker 1: Were you surprised?
Speaker 4: Married me good on her?
Speaker 2: Was she surprised? Were you surprised by her vehement reaction?
Speaker 7: Not really, Because my parents we had a towel for everything,
Speaker 7: and then when I moved in by myself, I choose
Speaker 7: what I wanted to do, and I didn't want to
Speaker 7: do much laundry. I found it more efficient.
Speaker 1: There's a bit of childhood tau trauma there.
Speaker 3: Probably we're going to send you two hundred dollars voucher
Speaker 3: for door dash quickly, Kevin, do you do this? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Man, I do. Unfortunately, I well know. Luckily for me,
Speaker 5: I live by myself. So when I come out the shower,
Speaker 5: I've just got a pretty nice bubble bath mat. I
Speaker 5: use that, I shake off and then the heat lambs
Speaker 5: take care of the rest. So I have four beautiful
Speaker 5: heat lamps. It's pretty much. I've mean naturally and I'm bold,
Speaker 5: so I don't have to worry about my hair either.
Speaker 5: And after about two to three minutes, but pretty much,
Speaker 5: just throw on the clothes and it's just to go.
Speaker 2: Kevin, this is astonishing to me. Why why wouldn't you
Speaker 2: just buy a towel?
Speaker 6: N no time to do washing.
Speaker 5: It's less laundry to judge me. So it's the cave
Speaker 5: is a bit of water left throwing around.
Speaker 3: But oh, two hundred dollars voucher for door dash. Maybe
Speaker 3: you can show the door dash of your heat lamps.
Speaker 4: Show Chrissy's clique.
Speaker 2: Harry styles. You know he's been spotted in Tokyo, and
Speaker 2: you would be forgiven for thinking that a renaissance man
Speaker 2: such as himself might be I don't know, filming a
Speaker 2: Samurai historical film or maybe hunting down the best ram
Speaker 2: and no as if he can be good at anything else,
Speaker 2: part of everything he touches. He's now a marathon runner. Wow,
Speaker 2: he's just done the Tokyo Marathon. He beat more than
Speaker 2: twenty thousand other people doing it.
Speaker 1: Do you have a time that he hit it in?
Speaker 2: Three twenty four from this morning?
Speaker 1: That is unbelievable, Yeah, three.
Speaker 2: Twenty four something like that.
Speaker 1: Anyways, Sonny, that's a really really good time.
Speaker 2: Yes, but when you break it down, it's nearly about
Speaker 2: four and a half minutes per kilometer Like.
Speaker 1: That is fast, go proper fast.
Speaker 2: He was wearing a Neon pair of runners and.
Speaker 1: Is that a beanie on? It's a headband.
Speaker 4: It's a headband.
Speaker 2: I mean, I mean, even Harry Styles is going to
Speaker 2: break out a sweat in that. But I think because
Speaker 2: you and I know someone who's run the New York Marathon,
Speaker 2: the great Jonathan Brown. Yeah, and I think normal people
Speaker 2: like you and I just say, oh, yeah, marathon run er,
Speaker 2: whatever marathon you do a marathon. You sort of think
Speaker 2: that it's achievable or not of interest or whatever. It
Speaker 2: is massive.
Speaker 1: It is so huge.
Speaker 2: Even people that go, oh, look, I'm going to do
Speaker 2: the half marathon like that is sh.
Speaker 1: I applaud them because I just couldn't do it.
Speaker 3: And also, in our good power Jonathan Brown's sort of defense,
Speaker 3: I would like to mention he did it in three
Speaker 3: hours and fourteen minutes. So even Jonathan Brown beat Harry Styles,
Speaker 3: and Harry Styles is a bit smaller and more of
Speaker 3: a slender dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and probably half his age.
Speaker 4: Unbelievable.
Speaker 3: Shout out to you, Brownie, and shout out to this song.
Speaker 3: Swanny discovered it on the weekend day dreaming Harry.
Speaker 2: It's funny you and I are so aligned. I it
Speaker 2: was only this week and then I thought, God, I
Speaker 2: miss Harry Style. I want some new stuff, and I
Speaker 2: listened to Harry's house same.
Speaker 1: That's how I fell back in love with it.
Speaker 4: This so weird.
Speaker 2: The greatest song that he's ever released Golden Again. But
Speaker 2: Adore You is beautiful too.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's just he's just fabulous.
Speaker 2: Let's talk about Courtney cut ash in please. I can't
Speaker 2: believe that wow In my mouth because she's very boring.
Speaker 2: But what is interesting is that it doesn't matter if
Speaker 2: you're just a you know, normal mum like me or
Speaker 2: a superstar mum like Courtney cut Ashi. And the fact
Speaker 2: is you can never guess what you're going to have
Speaker 2: to sort out for your kids next.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, Okay, you never know what's going to mean.
Speaker 2: You never know where you're going to have to get
Speaker 2: all your lioness action from, you know, to protect them.
Speaker 2: She has released the following statement about her thirteen year
Speaker 2: old son, Mason.
Speaker 4: I really should I do it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, kind of like I've lost the world to live like.
Speaker 4: I rarely address.
Speaker 12: Rumors or conspiracies regarding myself or my family, but this
Speaker 12: is about my child, and it feels wrong to let
Speaker 12: anyone think for a second that these liars are remotely true.
Speaker 4: They are not. This next line, Mason does not like
Speaker 4: have a child.
Speaker 1: How you nailed that?
Speaker 2: I mean, he's a child himself.
Speaker 1: He's fifteen. But you across this conspiracy.
Speaker 2: No, I've missed it. I thought it was thirteen. He's fifteen,
Speaker 2: so he could be a teen dad, So.
Speaker 1: What I think? It started on Reddit swanee.
Speaker 3: Apparently he has this private Instagram account, and on it
Speaker 3: he announced that he has a one year old and
Speaker 3: apparently her name is Piper and the mother is a
Speaker 3: girl in his art class. Like that's the detail this
Speaker 3: conspiracy theory and rumor went into.
Speaker 4: Right, but the.
Speaker 2: Account is fake or b Yeah, so she has had
Speaker 2: to come to his defense and say that he really
Speaker 2: values his privacy and please be respectful.
Speaker 4: He is a kid with feelings.
Speaker 2: Stop spreading false narratives and spinning lies.
Speaker 1: Imagine I kind of love it good. A one year
Speaker 1: old called Piper, that girl in yart class.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine how hard it would be to be
Speaker 2: a Kardashian child. There is no way that in their darkest,
Speaker 2: quietest moment, those women don't think, how could I have
Speaker 2: done this to my kids?
Speaker 3: And Mason, especially Swanni because he is the eldest of
Speaker 3: all of the Kardashian clan. He's like the guinea pig
Speaker 3: to go through it. Or people think it's Northwest, it's not,
Speaker 3: it's Mason.
Speaker 2: And then Scott Disick has been slamming anybody that doesn't
Speaker 2: like Monjaro the white loss injections. He's like, you could anyway.
Speaker 2: I won't say what he did, but He's very thrilled
Speaker 2: that he could see hiss and pieces now when he
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