Speaker 1: We've got get you the morning every day Adelaides.
Speaker 2: Hey guys, welcome to the podcast. Apologies from us from
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Speaker 1: Absolutely gorgeous part of the world.
Speaker 4: We've gone straight to the capital city as well, oog
Speaker 4: which I mean, is there enough hours in the day
Speaker 4: to take in all the sights?
Speaker 5: Probably not?
Speaker 3: Because what I said to you do you want to
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Speaker 4: It was funny that we both we said, let's go
Speaker 4: to the capital city of a particular country.
Speaker 5: What should we do, but let's do it at the
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Speaker 1: It's three two one Ugogo.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: It was just like it was like the universe brought
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: In the meantime, man, just listen to the podcast and
Speaker 4: have a bit of fun with this particular version of
Speaker 4: what the Fork, the Supermarket edition.
Speaker 5: A lot of snouting, it's happened at much.
Speaker 3: So much goes on in the supermarket and there's so
Speaker 3: many little nuances too that you don't think about that
Speaker 3: they're happening to you every single time.
Speaker 1: Quite let the fork, Welcome back.
Speaker 2: Welcome back to what the fork.
Speaker 3: This was born out of the fact that there are
Speaker 3: no forks in any kitchen in any workplace in South
Speaker 3: Australia ever ever.
Speaker 2: Mainly because Abby from the newsroom has stolen them all.
Speaker 4: Yep, that's a South Australian branch. Yeah, I'm not sure
Speaker 4: if you ventured into other states, have you?
Speaker 3: Have you?
Speaker 2: Well, I lived in Queensland for four and a half years.
Speaker 6: Do you think they had any forks up there?
Speaker 5: Fork shortage as well?
Speaker 2: AnyWho? This can translate and reach out.
Speaker 3: To all facets of our life where you look at
Speaker 3: a situation you go, what the fork?
Speaker 2: What is that about? Let's do the supermarket edition.
Speaker 3: Oh I could start on the fact that I saw
Speaker 3: veggie mite baked beans last night in the supermarket.
Speaker 2: Veggie like baked beans. Yeah, I'm not sure that I
Speaker 2: like the hamd ones the ham baked beans. They're good.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I like that as a flavor.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't mind that it's it's a couple of
Speaker 4: savory items on a formative of a combination. I just
Speaker 4: get to upset when it's a sweet and saving like, oh,
Speaker 4: let's have a bit of a duo.
Speaker 5: It's like, no, it's not going to work off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like the sweet popcorn. I don't get that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: popcorns not supposed to be sweet.
Speaker 5: Oh, caramel popcorn is quite delicious.
Speaker 3: Oh is it?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 5: Will you do you boot? Yeah? And then caramel and
Speaker 5: then salts came together and it's like, what's going on you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, salt caramel's quite not any who we digress.
Speaker 3: My real beef with the supermarkets is they put in
Speaker 3: the self serve checkouts to save money. Right on staff,
Speaker 3: we don't have to pay wages. That's fine, So they're
Speaker 3: essentially getting customers to do the work by going through
Speaker 3: a self checkout, so much like my local supermarket.
Speaker 2: Now there's been times where there's been.
Speaker 3: Not one person on a checkout, so you're forced to
Speaker 3: go through the self checkout, which is fine, don't mind it.
Speaker 2: Liked playing shops as a kid or good.
Speaker 3: However, when the bleeping thing doesn't work and every second
Speaker 3: item you hear this.
Speaker 2: Unexpected item in bagging.
Speaker 1: Area as frustrating, isn't it?
Speaker 2: But for no apparent reason?
Speaker 3: Also like and then it's got oh please, seek assistance.
Speaker 3: And then half the time they're just wandering around like
Speaker 3: we're doing.
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4: The guys that are working there, because all they hear
Speaker 4: all day is just constant.
Speaker 1: Bang bang bang, so they're like half dead zombies.
Speaker 5: Like I'm on the edge.
Speaker 1: I'm on the edge, So I don't even bother them.
Speaker 2: What do you mean early in.
Speaker 4: Their transactions, I'll pick up my stuff and go to
Speaker 4: the next one. What do you mean, I pick up
Speaker 4: my stuff and then go on to the next.
Speaker 3: Oh, if that assistance needed thing comes up, you can't
Speaker 3: do that, then you just in bagging area.
Speaker 4: Okay, cool, Well I'll take my business elsewhere to the
Speaker 4: next checkout. Meanwhile, the original one is like wigging out going.
Speaker 5: It's it's almost blowing.
Speaker 3: You've left that mess for someone else to contend with then,
Speaker 3: so you've essentially like a bomb's gone off and you've gone, well,
Speaker 3: that's not my problem anymore, and you've gone to the
Speaker 3: next checkout.
Speaker 4: Move on, You've got to move on with these things.
Speaker 3: Lifewhere onder the next fire starting fires?
Speaker 2: Not even realized his start a fire then, and then
Speaker 2: just moved on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, classic thirteen twenty four to ten plays Get involved
Speaker 3: also text below nine one nine thoughts on this what
Speaker 3: the fork in the supermarket?
Speaker 2: What don't you understand.
Speaker 4: Things that really take you over the edge? What about
Speaker 4: you and newser You got the examples for us?
Speaker 6: My bugbear is people who pick up meat or anything
Speaker 6: cold or frozen and they're walking around Obviously they've gone
Speaker 6: I don't want to get it, or it's too expensive
Speaker 6: or whatever, and they leave it on a shelf that's
Speaker 6: not a frozen or.
Speaker 2: A cool shelf.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so you've got like meat sitting in where the
Speaker 6: biscuits are or frozen, a bag of frozen chips, and
Speaker 6: they don't want anymore, so they chuck it on the
Speaker 6: shelf with the coke.
Speaker 3: That's is that essentially stealing because you've ruined that article?
Speaker 6: Well, that's my bugbear is that we have so much
Speaker 6: food wastage, so it'd be a Debbie down over. We
Speaker 6: have so much food wastage in the world, which causes,
Speaker 6: like is one of the biggest contributors to emissions. And
Speaker 6: you know they're not gonna be able to put that
Speaker 6: food back in the freezer.
Speaker 2: They're going to have to chuck it. What about those
Speaker 2: poor people?
Speaker 3: Though? That said, I'll just have four hundred grams of turkey,
Speaker 3: and then it was like twelve dollars and they're like, oh,
Speaker 3: I got afford.
Speaker 2: That happened to me the other day.
Speaker 6: And I got to the checkout and I was like,
Speaker 6: I don't need this anymore, so what need to do
Speaker 6: with it? I gave it to the lady at the
Speaker 6: checkout and she went and put it back to the deeli.
Speaker 3: But then who's going to go to the deli and
Speaker 3: go I could have that lady's left over turkey?
Speaker 2: Thanks, well, no one's touched it or used to chuck
Speaker 2: it back in there.
Speaker 5: Take it to the self served?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Did I.
Speaker 5: Fourteen?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 5: You big bug bears at a super much?
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go to Rick High Rick. What the fork?
Speaker 1: I hate it when they put their chocolate on special,
Speaker 1: but they take the snack off and hide it out
Speaker 1: the back. Oh yes, what do you mean?
Speaker 5: They take the snack off the snacktop.
Speaker 9: Any chocolate that's a good sella they hide it.
Speaker 1: They don't put it on specially.
Speaker 10: They take the snack and the peppermint and they keep
Speaker 10: it out of the back.
Speaker 1: To the sales bin.
Speaker 10: Are you one day? What where's the snack?
Speaker 5: Chocolate?
Speaker 10: And she goes through your arts probably sold out already,
Speaker 10: I said, but I just thought you just put the
Speaker 10: stickers on.
Speaker 5: What you say to that? She had no answer. Time
Speaker 5: to go to the front desk.
Speaker 10: Take that up, and you go to the front desk
Speaker 10: and she's too busy serving someone thirty bags of shopping in.
Speaker 1: The twelve th BA throw a widen section.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And all I could say to you was unexpected
Speaker 4: item in bagging area.
Speaker 10: And another thing is when you go there check out, you.
Speaker 1: Get your bag, you stand it, you put.
Speaker 9: It down, and says, are you using your own bag.
Speaker 2: So you can pay for it?
Speaker 1: It's ridiculous. It just went through fifteen cents unexpected.
Speaker 2: You're like, I paid the fifteen cents.
Speaker 5: Shut up, Oh my god.
Speaker 10: And then there's too busy running around and the rolling
Speaker 10: states going.
Speaker 1: Ale boid everyone.
Speaker 9: You're gonna wait half an hour from the come and
Speaker 9: take the bag off, Rick.
Speaker 1: It feels like you've been building up for this moment
Speaker 1: I have.
Speaker 10: I think the shopping market should be paying us awake.
Speaker 2: Totally get on the payroll, casual stuff.
Speaker 3: Good on you, Rick. Well he's triggered, Oh boy, okay, Steph, what.
Speaker 2: You got for us? What the fork in the supermarket.
Speaker 9: Oh so my local Coals have just gone and rearranged
Speaker 9: the whole store. And I've been going there for five years,
Speaker 9: and I'm like, where the hell is everything?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. That's the thing, isn't it.
Speaker 4: So I go to Coals at welland I know where
Speaker 4: absolutely everything is in its place. When I go to
Speaker 4: a different supermarket, yeah, completely lost and being in an
Speaker 4: idiotic mail that I am. I will refuse to ask
Speaker 4: people where the things actually are. Yeh, I'll look for
Speaker 4: an extra twenty minutes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you, oh god, well we're at at steph.
Speaker 3: Do you know. The other thing is the labels like
Speaker 3: in the middle of the aisle never really seem to
Speaker 3: correctly reflect what is exactly in there.
Speaker 9: Yeah, or they don't like have labels for the whole
Speaker 9: section in the aisle.
Speaker 11: Yes, you're going up and down.
Speaker 9: You're like, where is this?
Speaker 2: Oh man?
Speaker 3: And don't get me started on where to find the
Speaker 3: replacement for your soda stream.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: That's like a whole maze in itself, yeah, isn't it.
Speaker 5: Jeez?
Speaker 1: A lot of angry customers out there.
Speaker 3: It is funny though, how you get to know where
Speaker 3: everything is and then you go to a different supermarket,
Speaker 3: for example, like this makes no sense to me, and
Speaker 3: you wander around aimlessly and you nearly start crying.
Speaker 4: And the specific so of trying to look for something
Speaker 4: like I just need three triple A batteries. Being a bloke,
Speaker 4: you're looking for the sign, Why doesn't it tell me
Speaker 4: specifically down this sile where the batteries are.
Speaker 5: Supermarkets like, we like to broaden our horizons just a
Speaker 5: little bit more than that.
Speaker 4: It's true, if you're heading to the supermarkets today, well,
Speaker 4: happy shopping.
Speaker 5: You have a really good experience.
Speaker 4: I expect not much gets you angry.
Speaker 5: It's a rarity, but here we are and it's scary.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness.
Speaker 3: So road rage is becoming more and more common, right,
Speaker 3: and so the Australian Road Safety Foundation is pushing to
Speaker 3: bring back the thank you wave.
Speaker 1: Yes it's a long time, this is beautiful, Oh my goodness.
Speaker 3: There because I, as you well know, Andrew Hayes have
Speaker 3: always said to you there is a special place in
Speaker 3: hell for those drivers that you let in to the
Speaker 3: traffic but can't be.
Speaker 2: Bothered to lift their finger and go thanks for that.
Speaker 1: How hard is it?
Speaker 2: How hard is it?
Speaker 5: And what about We've discussed this. There's no in between.
Speaker 4: It's either you wave and you're an absolutely great person,
Speaker 4: or you don't wave and you're a piece of you
Speaker 4: know what.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And isn't it funny how you can go from
Speaker 3: nought to one hundred from being a nice person going
Speaker 3: here you go, slip in front of my car into
Speaker 3: the traffic.
Speaker 2: Away you go. And then when they don't wave, do I.
Speaker 5: Turn you really?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 4: And ladies and gentlemen, this lady can turn. Oh boy,
Speaker 4: as they say, I mean, I'll take it the next
Speaker 4: step further. If someone lets me and you pull over,
Speaker 4: what you should do is you pull over, you get out,
Speaker 4: you shake hands, and you hug and embrace.
Speaker 5: It's a nice big kiss on the forehead.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much. Have a fantastic day, all the best.
Speaker 4: Should we spend Christmas together, Let's work it out.
Speaker 3: Should be more of that. But you're a country boy
Speaker 3: at heart. So you do the old one finger on
Speaker 3: the steering wheel, don't you?
Speaker 4: Yes, that was And I remember, and I'm not even
Speaker 4: putting any may on this. I remember as a youngster
Speaker 4: we must have been driving to Wager soe you drive
Speaker 4: from it takes about an hour.
Speaker 3: And you're taking the mickey out of me. Bring from
Speaker 3: camera and Hobart and come on, what's the most famous
Speaker 3: thing to come out of.
Speaker 5: Wager Wayne Carricter.
Speaker 4: It's not a good claim, is it, Michael Later, Jamie
Speaker 4: soud you don't even know who that is. And I
Speaker 4: remember asking mum as a youngster, saying, why are you
Speaker 4: waving to it? And she just said, I don't know.
Speaker 4: That's what we do because everyone's friendly. And I remember
Speaker 4: thinking that even as youngster, AG that's really nice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's like when you go for a walk with
Speaker 3: my mum Colleen. She says hello to everyone. She'll go
Speaker 3: morning to everyone.
Speaker 1: See that is amazing. That is an older generation thing.
Speaker 4: We're very lucky that we get to do interviews with
Speaker 4: Graham Corns Channel seven. Sometimes we go to his house
Speaker 4: and he lives in England, elg and we've been at the
Speaker 4: front and mid question he'll stop.
Speaker 5: Oh how are you get a how are you going?
Speaker 4: And I remember one time we just couldn't get this
Speaker 4: interview done, Cornsy, do you know everyone?
Speaker 5: I don't know them?
Speaker 2: Oh, you should saying low.
Speaker 5: You're just saying it low.
Speaker 2: But there should be more Graham Corns in the world.
Speaker 5: It'd be nice, it would be really nice.
Speaker 4: So that's the big thing, to bring back the Fingerwase
Speaker 4: the finger Wave.
Speaker 2: I'm all about it. I'm all about politeness on the road.
Speaker 5: What else would you bring back?
Speaker 3: Because I just I just don't comprehend those people that
Speaker 3: either A don't let you in or B when you
Speaker 3: do let them in, they just can't be bothered acknowledging it.
Speaker 5: You're either a hero or you're a zero. Exactly right,
Speaker 5: you know we're in between.
Speaker 2: Let's do this.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten. We need to bring back the wave.
Speaker 3: But what else do you want to bring back?
Speaker 5: I'll start it. Bring back Mafussa December. I'm very disappointed
Speaker 5: in you. You could have been killed you deliberately. This
Speaker 5: will beat me. And what's worse, you put Nala d.
Speaker 5: I get it. It's hard to bring someone back from
Speaker 5: the dead.
Speaker 2: It is really hard, especially a cartoon lion.
Speaker 1: That's not even real. But just make it happen. How
Speaker 1: don't ask me?
Speaker 2: Did they do a second one?
Speaker 3: Did they bring them back in the second one?
Speaker 2: Linking too?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Okay, there you go, all right? What should we bring back?
Speaker 4: It's it called thirteen twenty four ten, Jody, you were
Speaker 4: very much up in a bouts because it's two ways you.
Speaker 5: Can go in terms of your mood and your vibe.
Speaker 4: Well, you wave to Jody and you're her best friend,
Speaker 4: but you don't wave, and you are an absolute, really
Speaker 4: really bad enemy.
Speaker 3: I'll call you some words out loud.
Speaker 5: And not nice one.
Speaker 2: Not nice one.
Speaker 5: You think you're capable of such words, but here we are.
Speaker 3: I just got so angry talking about people who don't
Speaker 3: wave that I threw my pen and I broke it.
Speaker 2: That's how fared up I am.
Speaker 5: There you go, poor pen.
Speaker 3: So apparently the thank you wave is on the decline
Speaker 3: on our roads, so road rage spiking thank you waves
Speaker 3: going down.
Speaker 12: It's not good enough.
Speaker 1: It's a pretty clear correlation, though, wasn't it.
Speaker 2: I haven't got your position on this. Are you a waiver?
Speaker 4: I'm a massive waiver, okay, and absolutely like you have
Speaker 4: to wave out. I'm also if I cut someone off,
Speaker 4: I'll say sorry. I'll wave and say I'm sorry. If
Speaker 4: I find myself traveling at fifty k's when it should
Speaker 4: be doing sixty because.
Speaker 5: I'm just not up to date we've got speed I'm doing,
Speaker 5: I'll say sorry as well.
Speaker 1: I'll put my hand up and say sorry, yeah, because
Speaker 1: that's annoying as well.
Speaker 2: That's being accountable for your own behavior.
Speaker 3: If you make a mistake on the roads, there's nothing wrong,
Speaker 3: there's no shame and sorry sorry, even if the person's
Speaker 3: beat you. Yeah, just go yep, sorry mate.
Speaker 1: And if it progresses from there, sure get out and
Speaker 1: do what you have to do.
Speaker 4: You're not encouraging that sort of behavior at all, all right,
Speaker 4: there's too much of that sort of snowding's going on.
Speaker 1: No, let's Glenneth, lenis good morning going? How are you today?
Speaker 2: Are you a waiver? Glenneth?
Speaker 3: Definitely?
Speaker 11: Jodie right, everyone should be.
Speaker 12: A waiver spot on.
Speaker 5: I love that.
Speaker 13: I don't just make it, Laura.
Speaker 14: If you don't wa get off the road.
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly right. I don't know how we're going to
Speaker 5: force you.
Speaker 4: To grant Stevens and say, Paula, how could you possibly
Speaker 4: force this? But it should be law.
Speaker 3: You will be polite and you'll love it, and if
Speaker 3: you don't then we will find you.
Speaker 5: Yes.
Speaker 4: Another passionate person who really really reacts I think appropriately
Speaker 4: when they don't get a wave is Lea, good.
Speaker 9: Morning, Lea, good morning.
Speaker 14: How are you guys, how do.
Speaker 1: You handle yourself when someone doesn't wave to you.
Speaker 14: Look, honestly, I will honk them and I will hold
Speaker 14: that horn until I get away. It just brings out
Speaker 14: the road race. My Plightner says. It can be a
Speaker 14: bit aggressive, but I'm a honker if you don't wave,
Speaker 14: and also like the thank you not you know, if
Speaker 14: I give you a thank you wave, I want a
Speaker 14: nod back, not back. Yes, yes, I don't get that nod.
Speaker 14: I don't give them a honk because they've already let
Speaker 14: me in. Yeah, if they don't thank you wave me,
Speaker 14: it's definitely a wholet I love that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so appropriate.
Speaker 2: She's got so many rules for herself as well. You
Speaker 2: will waiver.
Speaker 15: I am a waver.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 15: It was actually quite funny. Literally, you guys are talking
Speaker 15: about it. Watch An North on about riding. Someone was
Speaker 15: merging in front of me from crossroads and growing off.
Speaker 15: I let them in and they gave me the wave,
Speaker 15: and just because we were talking about it, I'll probably
Speaker 15: over ectatically waved back to the massive and I was like,
Speaker 15: I was running there listening to the show.
Speaker 10: So, if you're a drive and I think it's a
Speaker 10: mass of six white.
Speaker 15: Wagon You're a legend for waving at me.
Speaker 4: See now you're best friends. That's what happened. Connection through
Speaker 4: the waves.
Speaker 5: Very good stuff.
Speaker 1: Fringing people together, that's what it's all about.
Speaker 4: All right, here's a way for it. Wave back way
Speaker 4: back there she is produces so a good.
Speaker 1: Morning to you, good morning, take you this morning.
Speaker 13: Yeah, I'm nervous because, like we were just saying, you
Speaker 13: guys lose your minds in this challenge, and it makes
Speaker 13: me nervous.
Speaker 5: To come in someone that can't keep their composure.
Speaker 4: Can't you No, you can't, you can, I can you can't.
Speaker 13: Very quickly recap, we're going to give you three and
Speaker 13: over hits, epic hits that you hear all across and over,
Speaker 13: but they're done classically ortly. You've got to give me
Speaker 13: the name and artist. Your name is your buzzer, all right, Hazy,
Speaker 13: you're playing for Brad today.
Speaker 5: Well done, You've made the right decision. Good morning, great man.
Speaker 1: Good morning, good morning.
Speaker 3: Here is and Anastasia, Well done, good choice, good decision,
Speaker 3: You've backed the right horse. Yes, I have.
Speaker 1: Approach.
Speaker 12: Let's have song number one? Please?
Speaker 4: Can I just you can't buzz yourself in and then
Speaker 4: try and work it out.
Speaker 5: That's what I'll say. You need to be strict, so
Speaker 5: strict with the time.
Speaker 12: You have to follow my rules.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, you don't need to tell you adjudicator
Speaker 3: how to adjudicate.
Speaker 1: Well that she needs instructions someone I'm already the underdog.
Speaker 2: Down in flames. That is Taylor Swift. Write your name?
Speaker 3: Yeah, why what's.
Speaker 13: Not the right name?
Speaker 2: Why can't you take this?
Speaker 13: Just because I need the name, hazey if you got
Speaker 13: the song name.
Speaker 5: Forever and we're gonna go down.
Speaker 1: This Tator swift bag space, that's the start.
Speaker 5: We're looking forward.
Speaker 12: Well done, and do you know.
Speaker 1: What it is?
Speaker 4: I think it's I think it's a game of patience
Speaker 4: more than anything, and you've just got to trust your instinct.
Speaker 1: Again.
Speaker 2: I'm just handing it to him on the planet.
Speaker 4: Exactly what's happening you're handing You're handing it to me
Speaker 4: on a platform.
Speaker 2: I did. I gave you the artist and practically the
Speaker 2: song title.
Speaker 5: Yeah, what's it? Well, thank you.
Speaker 4: I just try to give the heads up as well.
Speaker 4: Don't jump in, give the artist and then try and
Speaker 4: work it out, because if you don't, if you don't
Speaker 4: get it, you.
Speaker 1: Give me half the hands.
Speaker 2: Don't you let your actually.
Speaker 5: Not do that again?
Speaker 1: I love your tactics. I love your.
Speaker 12: Song too.
Speaker 3: Yes, Jody, Jody Senator, bye Senior. By the girl that
Speaker 3: I went and saw at the entertainment center, wasn't it?
Speaker 2: It was her?
Speaker 5: And now I have a little free go this.
Speaker 1: I love it's when you call me senor.
Speaker 13: We need artists.
Speaker 1: Name name it is Senorita is it? And it doesn't matter.
Speaker 4: She's the main aist, so he doesn't need a features.
Speaker 2: I needed both. Thank you having the newsroom.
Speaker 12: Have you got both.
Speaker 13: Mistakes of it? Because it's One's it? Paisy still and
Speaker 13: we've only got one song to go.
Speaker 4: It's good I love for the sake of theaters. You're
Speaker 4: keeping Joy involved appreciated.
Speaker 3: You actually talk less during the songs, like in between?
Speaker 3: Can you talk less?
Speaker 5: I get spare time to talk because you jump in?
Speaker 8: Okay, alright, song three, let's go, it's definitely hosy.
Speaker 3: I will believe stop it, stop it?
Speaker 2: Okay, Joy?
Speaker 12: Not all right? All right?
Speaker 9: That's it?
Speaker 2: Cheering song name a me and to your loving arms.
Speaker 5: I can't do that. You can't do that.
Speaker 4: You just said Castle on the Hill to by the way,
Speaker 4: No I didn't you did, Cassle on the hill?
Speaker 1: You just said as well, Hazy if you got an answer, okay.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna go and just keep just let me,
Speaker 1: let me soak up this moment.
Speaker 4: Hey you Brad, you're there?
Speaker 5: Ye Are you ready for this? Sharon thinking out loud.
Speaker 2: Is in a fetal position?
Speaker 1: Oh please, it's done.
Speaker 4: Here you go, Hazy for the wind, one for the
Speaker 4: good guys.
Speaker 13: One hundred dollars past past about you?
Speaker 7: Okay you?
Speaker 5: Jody is not okay?
Speaker 1: Hey, Anastasia, what did we learn from this?
Speaker 9: Just keep doing what you're doing.
Speaker 4: I don't think that's a lesson at all.
Speaker 2: I'm actually nearly in.
Speaker 5: Friday.
Speaker 1: It's there is Good morning, Ryan Fitzgerald.
Speaker 7: What what a magnificent song to be introduced makes sense?
Speaker 7: Which I think was your nickname at the Central Districts
Speaker 7: Footy Crib and so it wasn't amazing.
Speaker 2: Talking to dear Well, I'll tell you what, Fzy.
Speaker 3: That doesn't bode well that little comment for one of
Speaker 3: Hazy's life goals. I know you must have spoken about
Speaker 3: it during the week as well. Is the guy that
Speaker 3: was in the snow and lost his phone and he
Speaker 3: had his life goals and was to have you know,
Speaker 3: three on the roster.
Speaker 7: And we spoke to him today him today. His name
Speaker 7: is Marco. He's from Marrickville. He's sent us the phone
Speaker 7: and he's jacked like he's actually so he's he's eighty five,
Speaker 7: he's two kilos off.
Speaker 12: He's want to be eighty.
Speaker 7: Seven kilogram right. Kate Richie asked him and question him
Speaker 7: about three girls on the roster, and he said, Look,
Speaker 7: he just said.
Speaker 12: I'm going to be honest with you. I've got a
Speaker 12: lot of love and I want to want to give
Speaker 12: that love, and I don't think one girl is enough
Speaker 12: to give it to.
Speaker 2: I don't know how to ask this question. But he
Speaker 2: sounded like a right knob with that list.
Speaker 7: Was he Now you know what, Jodi, he was actually
Speaker 7: a really lovely guy.
Speaker 12: And he and you know what, and.
Speaker 7: He was, you know what, when you think when you
Speaker 7: transport yourself back to when you were nineteen years Yeah,
Speaker 7: and he's already got half of the twenty five thousand
Speaker 7: dollars he wants in his bank account. God, at the
Speaker 7: age of nineteen, I was working making seats at Mitsubishi.
Speaker 12: There's no one I had no money in the bank
Speaker 12: at all.
Speaker 2: Well, I bring this up, sorry you guys.
Speaker 4: So I can only imagine that Kate Richie was very
Speaker 4: very open and very warming with that information about the
Speaker 4: rotating ross.
Speaker 12: He did feel like he was talking to his mumu.
Speaker 2: FIXI.
Speaker 3: The reason I bring that guy up is because it
Speaker 3: led us to a conversation about our life goals and
Speaker 3: can I can I read out Hazy's top three to you?
Speaker 12: Yeah, okay, okay.
Speaker 3: So the first one was to name his son who's
Speaker 3: coming at the end of this year, and that was
Speaker 3: either Jason Francis or Horn.
Speaker 1: First name basis.
Speaker 3: The second one was to get drafted as a thirty
Speaker 3: eight year old rookie into the AFL.
Speaker 12: Is still a chance, Hasey, is still a chance.
Speaker 3: But the third one was to become best friends with FITZI.
Speaker 7: Well, I tell you we have got to the point
Speaker 7: now in our relationship where there is a handshake and
Speaker 7: a hug at the start of it.
Speaker 12: I think we're on our way.
Speaker 5: That's good.
Speaker 12: It's really busy.
Speaker 4: So just as some as you're comfortable with this fits
Speaker 4: sometimes my mates. Its first question asked, you're not working
Speaker 4: over what's Fitzy like? Yeah, And I'll quickly and seamlessly
Speaker 4: drop in that we might be best matest.
Speaker 7: Fitz, you're a northern, a hazy. That's the tough thing.
Speaker 7: You're going to have to come down south at some stage.
Speaker 7: You will need protection. I will get people. I know
Speaker 7: a few bikies down there that'll look after you right again,
Speaker 7: but you will if you want to be best mates.
Speaker 7: You got to hang out down at portlonga beach and
Speaker 7: a couple of times, and you've got to spend some
Speaker 7: time with the lads.
Speaker 5: So you mean like a gun or I or something.
Speaker 5: I was like protection. Yes, isn't this relationship.
Speaker 12: Chomping up your levels?
Speaker 7: If you want to go shopping at Colonnades, you do
Speaker 7: need a few weapons to take with you.
Speaker 1: Fits your appreciated time. We'll catch up with again next week.
Speaker 12: I love you guys. Thank you.
Speaker 5: Jody, you look fantastic this morning.
Speaker 1: Does this music doing for you?
Speaker 4: Because you're rolled in this morning and you are Helga
Speaker 4: from Hey Arnold. That's how aggressively pronounced your eyebrows are
Speaker 4: this morning, and.
Speaker 13: Had I don't know who that is?
Speaker 1: Google Helga from hey Arnold.
Speaker 12: Hey Arnold?
Speaker 2: Oh no, I don't want to know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, While you're doing that, I'll just paint a bit
Speaker 5: of a picture.
Speaker 4: You're rolled in the spring, You're rolled in this morning
Speaker 4: thinking no one would notice, and I got to say,
Speaker 4: I don't make eye contact with you until about two
Speaker 4: or three minutes in, and then it just hit me.
Speaker 5: You've aggressively had your brows.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, So this is how it unfolds each
Speaker 3: and every time I have my brows done. For the
Speaker 3: first twenty four hours, actually, I'm going to say for
Speaker 3: the first forty eight, they're pretty intense, really intense, pretty dark.
Speaker 3: But the shocking thing about this is I keep going
Speaker 3: back to this same person and I keep having the
Speaker 3: same conversation. I've got really fair eyebrows, so please go
Speaker 3: light brown and only keep the tint on for two
Speaker 3: minutes max.
Speaker 2: That's all it needs, because if.
Speaker 3: You go five, which you frequently do, lady, then they're
Speaker 3: going to end up.
Speaker 2: Like this you look like.
Speaker 3: And so then I have to send my husband a
Speaker 3: text and go, oh, look, my eyebrows are really aggressive again,
Speaker 3: just not a word to which he's like last night
Speaker 3: when I walked in the house, he's.
Speaker 2: Like, and then chasing me around with his camera.
Speaker 3: Phone trying to take a photo to send it to
Speaker 3: the group family chat exactly.
Speaker 5: Do you know what?
Speaker 4: You can spend thrown of bucks on your hair and
Speaker 4: we won't notice he gets your brows done like that.
Speaker 4: I'm telling you this morning as well. I wasn't looking
Speaker 4: at you for a fair while and then I heard
Speaker 4: her and I looked at him as your eyebrows screaming
Speaker 4: at meuse said, whoa, calm down, guys, can we do
Speaker 4: this beauty disasters No.
Speaker 5: Twenty four to ten and can you be the official ambassador?
Speaker 3: Okay, listen, I thought I gave you permission to be
Speaker 3: mean about this for about two minutes and now you
Speaker 3: want to stretch it out. But I think this might
Speaker 3: be cathartic for me if other people call in and go, oh,
Speaker 3: you know what, this also happened to me.
Speaker 4: All right, so put it out there and in the meantime,
Speaker 4: okay calling out, just quickly google Helga from hayarm.
Speaker 5: I don't it's a beautiful picture.
Speaker 3: Also, if you are one of those women who are
Speaker 3: walking around Adelaide with one of those really pronounced ski
Speaker 3: jump lips, give the girl please thirteen twenty four to ten,
Speaker 3: because we're talking to you this.
Speaker 5: Morning yes, beauty disasters, just.
Speaker 2: Ten mili filler in that top lip.
Speaker 4: Thanks, Oh it's Helga and hazy morning morning.
Speaker 1: Just a paint bitch.
Speaker 4: Jody got our brows done yesterday, and gosh, you're aggressive,
Speaker 4: like really aggressive.
Speaker 5: You're blonde and naturally.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I mean, I mean the upshot of it
Speaker 3: all is it makes me look blonder, because.
Speaker 5: Yeah, why can't I don't even know that you have here?
Speaker 4: You might as well have a shaved head, or I
Speaker 4: can look at your eyebrows because they're screaming.
Speaker 2: You're enjoying this far too.
Speaker 4: Much, absolutely yelling at me. And they're not nice about
Speaker 4: it either. They're pretty aggressive, being fairly aggressive.
Speaker 2: Think kind of out of Bert and Ernie.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what's funny you say that? Text are flying through
Speaker 4: as well? Double nine, my nine, nine my nine and
Speaker 4: get involved. What does Jodie look like? I don't do that, one,
Speaker 4: says Carra Delavin's evil twink.
Speaker 3: You're painting a picture like it's a monobrow as well,
Speaker 3: it's not a monobrow.
Speaker 2: I actually have the mixed.
Speaker 4: Also, who's to say if it's a mono brow or not?
Speaker 4: Because your lovely husband Greg texta through as well and
Speaker 4: showed a picture of just alfter you had it done,
Speaker 4: whereas even more aggressive. And then he said, you look
Speaker 4: like Fran from Dodgeball. So if you google Fran from Dodgeball.
Speaker 3: Why why are the men in my life bullying me
Speaker 3: over my eyebrows?
Speaker 5: It's called feedback.
Speaker 2: Twenty four to ten.
Speaker 3: If you've got some more feedback about your beauty disasters
Speaker 3: just to make me feel better, or text line O
Speaker 3: four double oh nine one nine nine one nine if
Speaker 3: you have any suggestions as to what I look like.
Speaker 5: It's got a christ if you had a beauty disaster.
Speaker 10: No, it's just exactly the same as journeys. The eyebrows done.
Speaker 10: You try and plan it so that nothing's happening, no out,
Speaker 10: no anything. Then the grandson rings says, can I come
Speaker 10: and sleep over?
Speaker 9: Nana?
Speaker 10: Yeah, okay, go pick him up. He's seven. After about
Speaker 10: ten minutes, when I'm chatting to his mum and all
Speaker 10: of a sudden he comes over. He says, Nana, why
Speaker 10: do you have your angry eyebrows? I thought I've done
Speaker 10: a good job of hiding them with the friends.
Speaker 4: Yeah, obviously not.
Speaker 10: And that just summed it up perfectly. And then when
Speaker 10: I heard you colleagues number aggressive. They really are like
Speaker 10: angry birds, aren't.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Thank you for making me feel somewhat better
Speaker 3: this morning.
Speaker 2: Cursed your beauty disasters.
Speaker 11: I thought of a ranger, I could get away with
Speaker 11: doing a steak tan myself with that cream back in
Speaker 11: the day, and I put it all over myself and
Speaker 11: I went so dark brown it was ridiculous. But not
Speaker 11: only that, I didn't exfoliate fans and missed the memo
Speaker 11: on that. Yeah, and I had dark brown elbows and
Speaker 11: dark brown knees, even darker than the rest of me.
Speaker 11: And I looked like someone had punched me initially in
Speaker 11: certain places on me, and it was not an attractive look.
Speaker 11: And I could not get that fake ten off for weeks,
Speaker 11: not to mention being a ranger. It's not like all
Speaker 11: of a sudden I could ten, so it was obvious
Speaker 11: that it was so.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you've got your hot spots on your knees and
Speaker 4: your elbows, get your pads on, ready to go skating.
Speaker 3: The worst is when your knees and your elbows go
Speaker 3: that real tender orange.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And that's when you know, like straight up you're like,
Speaker 4: this is this is not real.
Speaker 5: Let's go to Steff.
Speaker 2: Hi, guys, Hi, you had a waxing incident.
Speaker 9: Yeah, so I went to get my eyebrows wax and
Speaker 9: they dropped hot wax over my eyelashes.
Speaker 5: Whoa and what singed them off?
Speaker 9: No? So this was actually on Valentine's Day, you know.
Speaker 9: So I'm like, final, looks nice. So you go out
Speaker 9: to dinner, yeah, and they're like, oh, like we'll fix
Speaker 9: it and like had to like use one hundred and
Speaker 9: approach remove the wax from my eyelashes. Wow, And yeah,
Speaker 9: I ended up like having quite a red eye afterwards.
Speaker 5: Yeah, my goodness.
Speaker 3: This wasn't a beauty sellon in someone's backyard, was it
Speaker 3: by chance?
Speaker 9: Steph? No, it was like in a shopping center.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Also that might have been mistaken.
Speaker 5: Tell me you got it for free at least?
Speaker 9: Yeah. I like told him I wasn't going to pay
Speaker 9: for it, and I was like no, like I could
Speaker 9: have ended up with no eyelashes.
Speaker 5: So yeah, completely fair enough.
Speaker 3: I love that Steff's gone in and on it's nice
Speaker 3: new brows and lost her lashes in the process.
Speaker 5: Cheesez.
Speaker 1: I mean, beauty sometimes can be paid for and can
Speaker 1: That's quite the journey.
Speaker 3: It hasn't all come naturally to all of us like
Speaker 3: a dust you and were born with a face like that?
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, these big bushy brown eye but has it
Speaker 4: quite natural? I have to tend them for five minutes
Speaker 4: or whatever it is you guys do, well, what have
Speaker 4: you learned?
Speaker 3: I've learned that it's okay to switch things up and
Speaker 3: go and try someone help.
Speaker 5: I'll bet you in the next six months health and
Speaker 5: you get it done.
Speaker 2: Oh it's probably I don't know, once every month and
Speaker 2: a half.
Speaker 4: Right, Okay, I guarantee you next time you come back
Speaker 4: in here, and you'll be an extended version of red
Speaker 4: from Angry Birds and gosh, we'll have fun with it.
Speaker 5: A good's feedback. Oh what a.
Speaker 4: Dark day was yesterday for Twitter? I'm dead and buried
Speaker 4: reformed as X.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So the little Birdie's God God, Yeah, a little Pety off,
Speaker 3: dumb and dumber.
Speaker 1: Little Pety his head fell off. It was pretty well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then they like sticky taped it back on.
Speaker 1: Remember we Got No Food.
Speaker 5: One of the great movies.
Speaker 4: I mean, if ever there was a movie that was
Speaker 4: a theme for this show, probably use dumb and Dumber
Speaker 4: pull over.
Speaker 2: No, it's a Cardigan, but thanks for noticing.
Speaker 5: Good stuff.
Speaker 4: I mean text three one, I fo double nine, no
Speaker 4: on nine your favorite dumb and dumber twice fun with that.
Speaker 4: So now it's X instead of Twitter. I mean I
Speaker 4: sent an ex out last night to that Willy Rioli.
Speaker 4: Would you say, just he's had his too much being
Speaker 4: reduced to one? But it's not quite the same, isn't it.
Speaker 4: Are you going to X that it's part of the fun.
Speaker 4: Isn't he going to tweet that.
Speaker 2: It's one of those ones.
Speaker 3: It's like when they changed the name of a stadium,
Speaker 3: like you know, Amy Stadium was always going to be
Speaker 3: Amy Stadium. It was never going to be anything else,
Speaker 3: price Line Stadium. Nah, it's a park, thank you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know Kadinya Park or gm HbA.
Speaker 5: I'll go Cordinya Park.
Speaker 2: Thanks anyway.
Speaker 4: It makes me think, though, when have some of these
Speaker 4: bosses are really important people, when did they go in
Speaker 4: a different direction?
Speaker 5: They really should have just stayed.
Speaker 4: In their lane, Like come on, elon, what he did
Speaker 4: with electric cars and tears and incredible, incredible, it's changing humanity.
Speaker 1: Yes, and then you go or maybe you'll jump into
Speaker 1: the social media game.
Speaker 2: Yeah, stay in your lane, mate, elon, no you roll.
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4: I'll give you my top three examples of people who
Speaker 4: should have stayed in their lane.
Speaker 5: Please, I go to a sports area first.
Speaker 2: I'm shocking.
Speaker 1: Michael Jordan should have stayed in his lane. No baseball, No,
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3: It almost tarnishes their legacy a little bit, doesn't it.
Speaker 4: Well, kind of makes you go, well, if he didn't
Speaker 4: do that, you could always say, I'll bet you he
Speaker 4: could have played awesome baseball. Yeah, but that the fact
Speaker 4: that he did it, You're like, no, he couldn't have.
Speaker 4: I tried, and he wasn't very good at it.
Speaker 3: It was.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: The other one for me as well, of course, is
Speaker 4: Peter Garrett. You go on from this where he's dancing
Speaker 4: around like an absolute champion, like a wacky whaling inflatable
Speaker 4: jew man out in the front of a car dealership to politics.
Speaker 1: Yeah, stick to the beautiful music. Listen to it. It
Speaker 1: doesn't work. Didn't work.
Speaker 2: It's a good point that roots and also politics isn't sexy,
Speaker 2: like what this is like, this is sexy.
Speaker 4: I mean, just do yourself. A favorite Google is right now.
Speaker 4: You will see the sexiest man on the planet completely
Speaker 4: bored dancing with so much non rhythm that it's rhythmic.
Speaker 4: Does that make sense?
Speaker 2: No, not at all.
Speaker 5: I didn't think so.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: The top person for me who should have really stayed
Speaker 4: in their lane was probably Paris Hilton.
Speaker 5: Crazy staying at lane in Paris. I mean, stick to
Speaker 5: making blue movies.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much, how very dim I love this song?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Oh my.
Speaker 4: Gosh, it's hard to know what you're thinking about right now.
Speaker 1: Are you thinking about this song with Paris Hilton?
Speaker 4: Or are you thinking about some of her early work
Speaker 4: as a movie star of the blue variety?
Speaker 2: And she went on, she did reality TV with who
Speaker 2: was that girl?
Speaker 5: Kate Richie?
Speaker 4: I wasn't Kate, was Nicole Richie?
Speaker 1: It wasn't.
Speaker 3: Little don't do that.
Speaker 5: My mind is so scrammed over the last two.
Speaker 2: Minutes, but I defy you to get that song out
Speaker 2: of your head.
Speaker 4: Now, Okay, good luck. Let's let's leave you with a
Speaker 4: little bit more of this. Jos Us men are very
Speaker 4: special creatures. When Jason horn Francis kicked that first goal
Speaker 4: of his I jumped up and I looked at the
Speaker 4: screen and I said, I love you, Jason, I love you.
Speaker 1: Over here, and I was kissing the TV screen work
Speaker 1: and I was like, what are you doing?
Speaker 5: I was like, shut up, I love Jason.
Speaker 4: Anyway, it coincides with a little study that came out
Speaker 4: not too long ago, and Francis, yeah, I'm going they
Speaker 4: linked this all together. But what about this some research
Speaker 4: at the Dundee Abertay University.
Speaker 5: Of course they do.
Speaker 2: Insational I've always said that about the.
Speaker 5: Dundee Dundee Abbata University.
Speaker 2: Where are they based?
Speaker 4: They call him nicknames, the Crocs, the croc Dundees. They're
Speaker 4: based overseas. That's as much as we know men, I'm
Speaker 4: more likely to say I love you first in a relationship.
Speaker 4: So I just found that men on average general relationship
Speaker 4: say I love you just over three months, one hundred
Speaker 4: and eight days.
Speaker 3: Some that surprises me because it would be as a
Speaker 3: bloke who cannot understand women like you just have no concept.
Speaker 2: But that must be a terrifying thing.
Speaker 3: I mean, you can profess your love to JHF all day,
Speaker 3: but when it comes to women like Kara, your wife, tricky.
Speaker 5: Real tricky.
Speaker 4: And I remember as a youngster being out and probably
Speaker 4: being a little bit of nebrod and being like them.
Speaker 1: Sorry, what was his name? Again, I love you? And
Speaker 1: then they just run away? Yes, what's going on you?
Speaker 5: I've got so much love to give.
Speaker 4: We've brought in our producers Zoe as well, because Zoe
Speaker 4: finds itself in a bit of a tricky situation, new
Speaker 4: relationship with the most gorgeous man.
Speaker 5: Can I say that?
Speaker 3: No, you only say that because he's mildly in love
Speaker 3: with you as well.
Speaker 5: No, that goes goes both by. His name is Alex.
Speaker 5: What's this little situation you find yourself in?
Speaker 13: So I'm the anomally to the study.
Speaker 5: There's an exception.
Speaker 13: There's always an outlier. I'm an outlier.
Speaker 2: I'm to be fair. I think Zoe is the exception
Speaker 2: to most studies.
Speaker 13: I think, Oh, I think that's a confident thank you
Speaker 13: in that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I mean it depends on the study, but.
Speaker 12: It sure does.
Speaker 13: I find myself in the opposite situation. We haven't said
Speaker 13: I love you yet?
Speaker 5: Yes, okay, how.
Speaker 2: Long have you been together?
Speaker 4: We met in February, No, mathematician, but that's more than
Speaker 4: three months.
Speaker 2: That is more than three months. That's six, that's six
Speaker 2: And have you have you gone down that path with him?
Speaker 2: Have you told him that you love him.
Speaker 13: No, because I know he won't say it.
Speaker 12: It's like a pride thing now.
Speaker 13: But no, yes, he knows, he knows I do, but
Speaker 13: I refuse to say it formally until he.
Speaker 5: Says it first.
Speaker 1: Has it been any situations where you feel like you've
Speaker 1: both got close?
Speaker 12: Yes? For me, don't know for him?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah right, has he has?
Speaker 3: Didn't?
Speaker 2: Weren't you saying that he said it, but then he took.
Speaker 1: It back, even of their conversation live on radio.
Speaker 13: Sorry, yeah, yeah, sorry, I forgot about the time that
Speaker 13: he did say it and then took it back to
Speaker 13: clarified it was a.
Speaker 1: Mistake and I'll ended here once again. US man a special.
Speaker 2: Purchase anyway, Alex joins us online.
Speaker 1: Three.
Speaker 2: We just can't take the call because you're supposed to.
Speaker 5: No, I dropped out.
Speaker 1: Love you, Alex, Love you, Alex.